New Britain Herald Newspaper, October 13, 1927, Page 6

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Let a on The getting president legates ance of no Whenever »d watching tr rim of the dou er that process of 1 a ne The state are b 4 for ing to a te pol ir speedy dri How | t emergency call could anyone distinguish them from the regular speedy drivers? Now that the governor has his stolen revolver returned must be prepared for the next hoxious visitor. One thing that might be t th ew school for cops is that l We will venture to from now on autom will get short shrift in Judg: court. ven generals in Mexico, Twenty-s who bet on the wrong horse the have 1 prived of their commands. 7 during current revolt, is proof that all the oppo; execufed, T Mexico there leas nerals will not ! in SANTI-APPLESAUCE Gw THE Helen and e, she i s wor of Con- ueer running cord, N. H ruses to for 1 She Is the gal who re any pron pinning THE DEADLY CIGARLTTI CITIZENSHIP GREETINGS TOOVER AND LOWDEN | Able 5 in go- | yfig cost pe combined, fer Th to contr o politiclan. He is a to sell to the natio ularly in th: adium of sant ' just as strong next st forcef! ty a and with every fown comes, west held Know the believed to by able r understa t and we got st e would th ubl v of them ind he would - chance in an Here's how Hoover politician: a speec st of n luding the Bou ppi flood control g million: ive and e with tax reduc 's the kind of stu Ik, It he costs money he admits it, but the he only hare d with is the Iz support in his machine : Thompson n Small. This opposition is credit to L] WALSH OF MONT. GREAT ACHIEVE th columns 1 to the Walsh of was S s to hook, st cturn of efforts t ON HEATING APAL that in t court as well assortment size t an It aders be Cool tion. of by Coolidge. | are prudent and thoughtful, will re- of most good 1 r parliamentary law. y months. e the on! to nding Onee be votes ans anyway s Hoover would get stand a much bet- s up a in ch in itional tion! tf favors something vien ack of operated by and Gov him el ANA'S MENT other Montana lawyer levotion the sterlin ail seand Elks Hills and Tea- | V¢ ment Walsh. in ont eral | ) smoke nds itor s in cortainly ich mad it roor of paved the point- will the the now it is said policies | United States. adical voters v bring nom- of Lowden has | day : i fact that Senator in the NEW BRITAIN DAILY HERALD, former it is said he s quite ' landlords must heat occupied prem- 11ises when the weather reasonably demands it, and not, like heretofore, | halt such proceedings until a cer- | tain date regardless of the chilliness in the air. The Bay { State now stands in even higher re- supreme court of the [ | { e with the oft-suffering temants of apartment dwellings. A lardlord faa to heat his place when the weather requires it should be sent 1 to jail, without a doubt; and while | who | re locked in a large refrigerator. HOUSEHOLD NECESSITIES day we read that the New d—which means Maine—po- tato crop is below normal. Then we read that the apple crop is below normal. Dispatches from One a1l the west - have stated the meat supply Is less| than it ought to be. Cuba has put in | motion a high export tax on sugar, ' to 12 the price in the Housewives, if they | S0 as member all these items and wonder s | what the world is coming to. But— have Gasoline prices gone down { perceptibly within the last few| And likely to advance. automobile prices are not SAND TRUCKS with eyes to see has noted | loaded | trucks passing | heavily sand and gravel through the city. They have not only been loaded | hut are . plenty of | zens who have noted how speedy | | neavily, there they travel The police apparently are attempt- g to end the these the menace of juggernauts menacing The prosecutor, not content with going after an arrested drn‘rr,; | heavy public, {so has put the clamps of the law down on the higher-up who was re- he added, need not inter- 1s {straight trying to get on your sponsible for the overloading, the charge under which conviction was ined. The public will commend both the police and the prosecutor. Our streets cost too much money to be { ruined by overloaded trucks. The is explicit. It should be thor- 1 oughly enforced—and not ionally, but continually. | merely | CUBBY HOLE SHOPS Lanllords in the downtown sec- | tion of New Britain have done a neat job in reducing the frontage of many places of business. In other words, where there formerly were | two stores on the ground floor of s block, chan ther | tiree; perhaps sometimes four. Less the trick—and a busir s have been | i wrought, so tha now are does the tenuated shop owners invariably pe | width at- | | as much I know as progress. rly merchant rent as the others forme: Iy s is one form of what Tn the ea the had | so much as plenty of room. days of Britain average nothin Sompe of them may have had more :nnml than goods: and though it required more coal to heat a “wide and com- modious” shop, the black diamonds b today. vastly et r than nfs must have taken pride in doing Lusiness in large premises. Nowadays only the larger and most important stores have the wide The rable profusion fn almost block to los: premises. “shoppes” one in consider cvery seem be content the the with less space—dictated by cxigencies of landlording and | : | tffort of the owners (o get a satis- | tactory return on the higher valua- tion. same tendency of smaller rs holds good all along the ' average modern house has rooms than those which of apartments | > common in the The shortly after the homes aj heration built particularly ago. war were this s said attenuated in re- | spect, although the tendenc toward la Hotel but to be r rooms since that time rooms lave becoms one of {he most modern is advertising large rooms ! departure from the prevailing mod P'ullman berths remain about the “These still require a contor- t to fecl at case, especially the BATILE IN HARTFORD " Joe Howard, Former Middleweight Champion to Mcet vicre of Waterbury. rd, £ Wi Oct. 13 Lucien Lari- rd 1o Leat in the ANC, in oot Gus Lariviere showed Massasoit ok rbury is pick H rd Massasoit s rd his show Kelly rugged Howard layofr has dane last Holyoks a six-weeks' ded rest go0d that milling rid of hout promises a lot the H There ours of of ruge is Pink-Joe nd ¢ ard o e-hialf il e two boxing. horses UTMENTS varm eve luy State, tated tha KILLING IN CHICAGO Chicago, Oct. 13 Pr—A few da his arrest by federal agents for hol i i, of 1 shot to lonely alc ooking Chicugo death road The had Loperating an B A s was fou rday along | through the forest d Passan taken for a ride. it n | veste preserves. apparently police t heen Inew {to get, but will continue to divorce decorahted i 1o this morning when the | Lucien Lari- ! T Factsand Fancies BY ROBERT QUILLEN Life of a girl: Tee-hce age; he age; tea age. s Four-legged sheep aren’t so dumb. v know they can't lick a be; v a bull and won't try. Chicago will have the largest jail in the country, o maybe they in- tend making it easier to get into The professor in a college that has a great coach doubtless knows how a famous woman's husband fecls. | The hard part of bringing out flivver is to catch the public's eye when it isn't on the sport page. 1t might be cheaper to stop with friends than stay at a hotel, but it's such bad form to steal their towels. fiam needn’t be s white elephant. should some of the street car companics in America’s smaller towns proud of her | She see You can't fmagine movie stars in Heaven." Well, they wouldn't like it anyway, with no marriage or giv- | ing in marriage. The South is coming back. pounds of cotton will buy a nice pair of silk stockings this year. Amerlcanism: Trying to make home duplicate the illustrations in the magazine ads. i Paris js making divorces harder | i t tourist from his roll without, unnecessary delay. ol Perhaps some Europcan counries em crooked, but you can't stay while sleeping on your arms. It seems almost impossible for the | poor to save money while buying all the things the rich buy. 1t's a lot of comfort to reflect most of the big jobs are } men who have an embryo ba There isn't much country where peopl government except that it let lone. Wrong didn row ¢ who uig to those the Feccipts Ah, well; astonis The instalment enabies vou enjoy the thing while pi But you remer the ut off the dog's a a time to make it hurt plan man ittle less bit One reason why there fow ceidents_in the old buggy days was bec sense enough to Kive = were hor horse one 5 and sh another | bel the v aid this sentence vou 1 165 t00.” Correct Ind to let friend, “but I'm broke, Copyright 1 Publishers Syndic { 5 | 25 Years Ago Today (From Paper of That Date) | The school board met at 4 o'clock this afternoon for reor iization A statement of the cost of thel chools for the past year was is-| sued before the meeting, stating | that during the year $95.14167 was spent on schools $63,083.21 being for teaching salaries | he first ‘of the serious cffects of strike manifested itself | iron foundry | Judd shut down be-! k of fuel to run the melt the iron. For company has been cither coal or the coal of North & cause of a la cupola and thu two weeks the umable to secure coke, sive saloor by the church federation | ground of being located in residen- | |tial districts. Four of these are on} South Main street and the fifth on | Hortford avenne. | The Congregational Brethren {of TIsrael held a meeting met hall last evening and | seribed £2.000 toward a new | gogue. Abraham Levin was mode lator. A iot at the corner c | street and Hartford avenue vored by < the site of ture huilding Up to date, Mitehell [hetween ) | The wen's as held it aturday afte red, and | are being oppose on th a in sub- | snya- is fa- some the fu- of first Clark ssued and 60 ipers to applicants. medal play handicap the Maple Hill links rnoon. Two cujs Harry Hart score of 86, won the f ond J. H. Kirkhs I. & North and W. were tied wit net scors They will play the tie Workmen today set about elim ing the “frog pond” on Ma street by Mechanics bank, dig- ging to make an outlet for the de- pression which has filled with wu ter after every rain Cryne, Curtin, Coholar herlain - and Wainwright havoe with the Waterbury line and New Britain High school won Sat- urday's game at Eleetric field by 10 to 0. Curtin made New Britain's first tonchdown of the scason was later pushed over for the scc- ond score. New Britain lined up with Flannery, Noren, Brady Cyrne, Roche, Curtin, Manga.. «Ha Chamberlain, Coholan and Wainwright. wert with a FFor net the Hart, M N of s Felt LI of the S Walter sald he'd North Court | HURSDAY, OCTOBER 13, 1927. something nice in an article about our local War aviator, so I wrote that ‘he is more famillar with air- craft than any man in the countr: Stuart: “That soupds all righ Editor: “It would have if printer hadn't got it ‘airgraft —Gordon Werli. WANTED TO FIND OUT! Aviator: “Hey, don’t don't lean out that way! There's a gale coming.” Horwitz (passenger): “I just want to see If there s any gold in the teeth of the storm!" —Maurice G. Luscher. (Copyright, 1927, Reproduction Forbidden) Send all communications to Fun Shop Editor, care of the New Britain Herald, and your letter || will be forwarded to New York. | | SIDESTEPPING BAD LUCK! In spite of all our problems, Folks, | Let's all be gay, spring merry Jokes, ¥ And banish every care and sorrow, The Thirteenth MIGHT have been TOMORROW! TOO RISKY! Tommy: “Aw, mother won't lick you Johnny: “Oh, won’t she? used to be a telephone 1 she sure knows how switeh-boa come on! Yer Ssay, | operator to handle she Ry Loise Eloise Hartman TIONS ANSWERED You can get an answer td any question of fact or information by | writing to the Question Editor, New Britain Herald, Washington Bureau, 322 New York avenue, Washington, | D. C., enclosing two cents in stamps for reply. Medical, legal and marital | advice cannot be given, nor can |extended research be undertaken. | All other questions will receive a | personal reply. Unsigned requests answered. All letters old my hands And kiss me——then the pup, Scared hecause 1 1 mad, Stopped and gave it up! act Dore carried me across The brooklet on a het— Slipped and let fumble He was wetl me all in— we ne said we'd stay at home— 1. of course, said NO! ore he'd ¢ his way— T to a show! cannot be We WT are confidential.—Editor. Q. posed Al Richard toolkire R Of what is coal smoke com- Guess {t hurt his pride, When T gave him back his ring Richard—fancy!—he cried! Smoke Is the visible product of combustion carried aw; by the | current of gases and heated air| formed In the process. Coal smoke | consists chiefly of fine carbon or| e complex hydrocarbon particles. The ! more hituminous the coal the greater | the volume of smoke that may be| {emitted. - Q. Of what nationality is Jack arkey? American of Edward took me for a wallk Said he loved to roar 1 was good for miles, but Caught a street. car home cave-woman turned— socked her gny— that's the name for Since the first ) Lithuanian de- STRONG EYBIE sex?—STRONG ME! Do snakes have feet? No. How long has it been since d of the Revolutionary war? The war ended in October, hundred and forty-six MAYBE OVERSLEPT! World's Serles ! the e is the crowd cheer-' A, {1751, one ago. “Our star batter is up.” ars Q. What are the “Put it's three o'clock— shouldn't he he? publican theories A. James Helvenson. | tariff? = | A, The democratic theory is that democratic and concerning the | and heavy precipitation | castward | cloudy weather followed by fair and Florida was used as a penal station during the Civil war? A. Port Jefferson, located on one of the islands of the Dry Tortugas group. Q. Is Ralph Forbes, who played in the motion picture “Beau Geste” an American?. Was the picture filmed in America ? A. Forbes was born in England In 1892. Most of “Beau Geste” was | filmed in Arizona, in the Barren| Valley and in Zulanon, the desert town in the southwestern part of the state near the Mexican border. Q. What is Douglas Fairbanks' real name? A. Ernest Uuman. Q. Is there a bird ecalled the great horned owl? Describe it. A. The great horned owl, also| Bids for 840,000 pounds of canned known as the eagle owl, belongs to |2pplesauce will be opened then. {a broup of large flerce owls of the |The navy department at the same northern hemisphere, of which the |timer will ask bids for 700,000 American great horned or hooting |pounds of kidney beans and 1.260,- owl is a familiar example. They are |000 pounds of dried lima beans. | characterized by a somewhat incom- plete facial disk, two tufts of | feathers of considerable size on the | head, ears with small external open- {ings, lezs and toes covered with feathiers, short strong curved bill and long curved sharp claws. They | prey on hares, rabbits, young deer, | bound trolley car as he stepped | grouse and partridges. Their prey | from the truck. is seized with the feet and the owl seldom touches it with the bill till | its struggles are over. These owls have a deep lond syllabled hoot, varied somewhat into a hoarse neighing laugh. Q. Wiat are the railroad centers of States?” A. Chicago, Tlinois; Missouri; Buffalo, New York, Minneapolis, Minnesota. Los Angeles Miami ..... Minneapolis Nantucket . New Haven ew Orleans . New York . Norfolk Northfield Pittsburgh . Portland, Me. . St. Louis APPLESAUCE POPULAR Washington, Oct. 13 (®—Apple- {sauce is giving beans a race for popularity in navy chow, Jjudginz from items which will be on Uncle m’s list when he goes marketing rext Tuesday. DIES FIRST DAY ON JOB | Manchester, Oct. 13.—(UP)—The | first day of his new job as helper on a delivery truck brought death to John Martino, 22, of Hartford. Martino was struck by a Hartford- Gas Pains Gone, Now Sleeps Well “I had headaches and gas pains so bad for 18 months I could not sleep nights. I am thankful for the help I found in Adlerik: I now en- Mrs. L. 8. Lov- four the leading United St. Louis, and | | joy restful nights ings. Even the FIRST spoonful of Ad- lerika relleves gas and often re- moves astonishing amount of old waste matter from the system. Makes you enjoy your meals and sleep better. No matter what you lave tried for your stomach and bowels, Adlerika will surprise you. | Leading druggists. Observations On The Weather Washington, Oct. 13.—Forecas for Southern New England: Partly cloudy and cooler tonight; Friday fair; rising temperatures fn western Massachusetts; fresh westerly winds. Forecast for Fastern New York: Partly cloudy; slightly cooler to- night; possibly showers fn north | portion; Friday fair; slightly rising temperature; fresh west winds. Conditions: A storm of marked intensity accompanied by high winds is passing ver New England and the northern on of the country east of the Mississippi valley. The western area of high pressure is advancing south- and lower temperatures were reported from the issippi valley and plains Beware of that dangerous cold! with frost Conditions favor for this vicinity slightly colder. Temperatures yesterday: TWO ON THE AISLE! 1a tariff should be levied for the i i purpose of providing revenue for the covernmient: the republican theory is that it should be levied, not only | "to provide revenue, but also to pro- I vide protection to domestic indus- tries. Q. What becomes of the unex- 1ded balance of the president’s HE MONTIH Jank Toelk | High Kansas City A Pleasing Goodness that Makes the Meal Tastier. lowance for traveling ex- sverts to the general funds treasury at the end of each in the Q world to the a man who served In the | war for five months entitled | government bonus? | A. Any veteran of the world war who served more than 60 days be- tween April 5, 1917 and July 1, 1919, whose service began before Novem- | | ber 10, 1918, and who was honorably | dizeharzed, is entitled to the honus. | Q. When was the Southern Rail- way chartered and organized? | A. Chartered February 20, 1894; | and the company organized June 1\‘.‘ 1894, the s! he felt his! Q. Ts Independence T a national | holiday? the ! A. 6u mean by | ting a holid slipped o 11 i rushed 4 t yomng whipp him ther o as he wished in his house with it! It made no WAS o a to his, voung idiot was going 1hi idea off shouted, a the dar “what do <how He! could do and get 2 erence if he taughter, th to he showr of his turn " e ay through living room turning off think you're Patricia scems to don’t What do vou those ligl rsnapper! w not he - two! The s of There is no federal law cre- | Do vou ¢ in this country but | of {his house? . there are certain holidays—among think but T;them Independence Day—that can by turning | always celebrated nationally and in | SWER ME!" it they national holi- | “Mr. K cplicd the young <. and so recognized by common man in a calm voice, “I happen to be employed by the City Service, Light, | and Power Company, and 1 have o ders to turn off your lights until last month’s bill of 1 is paid What have you to say to t —Dorothy Rasch those hoss lights? k sense o ts off ? s What 15 the principal import | and export of the United States? A, Rubber is the chief import | and cofton the chief export. | { Q. What is the difference be- | tween “affected” and “effocte ! 4 Affected” means cone linfiuenced. “Effected” means | complished. | Q. What island off the coast of rs rned, | ac- STARTS FOR WALK WITH Soblow GOCDBYE | It Won't Be Long Now! SEEING 1S BELIEVING! 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