New Britain Herald Newspaper, September 9, 1927, Page 8

NEW BRITAIN DALY HERALD, FRIDAY, SEPTENMBER 9, 1927. New Britain Herald| /000 HERALD PUBLISHING COMPANY | would Tesaed Dafly (Sunday Excepted) o se | " ' At Herald Bldg. 67 Church Streey SUBSCRIPTION RATES 15.00 & Year. $2.00 Three Months. T 76c. & Month red at the Post Office at New Frit aln as Becond Clasm Mall Matter. oy TELEPHON Business Ofice Editortal Rooms CALLS 928 The only profitable advertising mediurm in the City. Circulation books and prems room Always open to advertizers fost n . . c Frery five vears sinee 1 Member of the Assoclated Pre The Associated Prese s exciusively en et et e " : taet titled to the use for re-publication of all news credited to it or mot otherwls credited in this paper and also local aews published therein. Member Audit Burean of Circulation B e T o The A B. C. 18 a national organization whish furnishes newmpapers end adver tisers with & strictly honest analysis of circulation. Our circulation etatistice based upon this audit This insures tectlon against fraud in newspaper tribution figures to both natlonal local advertisera. are cON! thoug vro- | tax 1 and Ne. Times The Hersld fs on sale dally fn York Hotaling’s Newsstand. Bquare; Schults's Newssanda, Grand Central, 42nd Street. Entrance resigned, but Tad Jo! team can still lose games, something An which trusts the investor to trust nvestent trust is he trust ol bs They are still called “intrepid fiy- ers” but audatious is a better ad- tax rate if it desires to v Jective. things. other o i nee, the Potor as civie Among Governor Trambull planes. other places is a good judge of air- | Perfor ation becoming a major issue and Progress Private intiative in aviation is do- MOSt the ot . pts c fur- T ing wonders—when nishes the airports. irther control resonrees, are —The machine age m ing of machines to make to make more machines, e It ang For years the city has ¢ general public 00k touches the pockett has s i | population has been 20ing to be a t per A new sporting magazine Babe ured ‘s sarily he rura started, one in which home runs won't | New ! Staunch grand old the Boston Herald Hera ind the School days In New Britain, to a schools serve as an | Tt e York greater extent than ever befor: ty is acquiring means doing a daily dozen in a pa- 9% « latial fountain of learning. |increased cost of operatioi tha flects the policies of the diminant la concomitant i st~ ¥ for complete private control Too bad Pinchot can't attend the A city can make 1 in The Doston paper even tried to Third Ward outing. The boys would expenditures of mone ot claim the Ontario's hydroelectric have been compelled to listen to a in conncction with pro power system costs the taxpavers of few ideans for a change commodations, par- that province more than the private = they 1t - power i rests on this side of Ni To do more business extend more the present but for the agara Falls exact. The New York credit, says an expert. In other e e G fax \ words, to dlspose of the products of s A S : a mass production, give them aw e A ey rs o i St don migl ) } 1in the bud | Once upon a time the 1t if t r not The Tederal T ( history the mill co buy sor Vel =Elierninst it e Cosr thing; now its only use fs to co S i toiihatt cstion of the con in handy in compiling tax rates. it costs to provide o jer sstinyariiaine Reiatine o = 3 f 3 S e small the clectric-pow industry, has The Waterbury Republican seems towns usually have a lower tax ate (wakened numerous Washington to be up in its Jjournalistic arms ihan cities, but they y statesman and icians to the pos- | about the smoke nuisance in the i requi (L e es of this iss taisthol Brass City. Our advice is to plant perhaps, New Brit has doubt it will b bac g anly more trees IR and it hers 14 a dis: rd of in th oo = to ca P oan inercase in to come. Ti ought to he heard of Another locomotive turned o e I e U while “rounding a curve at high S a i lle neoplata b speed”; this time on the F & ; e Maine. High specd curves(or i plans, d sttt e don’t mix Lo o o | | Reventeen radio stations | T | i e A \““‘\ oy | cluding the munici; tation of CTILITY MERGINS: e s : ol Manchester, N. H. None of tr THE “POWLR TRUST? e o Uba i e st = 6 this vicini Yol . Bratoni e W : k “ r ! gloom, now tha! the ¥ 9. : 3 LU Y latt town. T stodes got on the! - o 1 U gang were in tow VA, Ll 1 ghnuts: it te a1 s g . ; : As ¢ liberty 1o s o hd o, S0 0. re hle to ¥ o to n [l kes, but it Or " to + e [ L ! t o do so The 1 ways of dr % b 1 tion Army \ is a niighty them c nd fri 1 to an v v ho i the old r 382 per cent ¢ 1 NEW BEENSWICK | Maine is quite ug | q ; St the summer climate \ i i o pr THE RISING TAX RATI ) ; {h amendment: Is parl of the Due notice has been g Htattort and:lo t of the Mayor Weld and FEdward F. 1 § titatlc sk fr §owit! chairman of the b ot ous difficnl and taxation, that t i N I | nsidered Fiotic New Britain will inerease . 1 Gl v the flexibility This warning evidently is intend o lated ( vstem with our ow to have the effect of instilling intc I New Ve nd Canadians, howeier, welcone com officials, councilmen and others, a Urookl lon G 1 parlsons. ralr and In I pepulation . fvertise ghoes for ' 31 and aind $1.50; ind 52 Commereial eollege i« condneting a { through the Her- pen reeciving the most entitled to a three- on Store, Pullar & Niven, trimmed handker- ol States has 133 physi cry 100,000 persons, ac- | ire 92, in ny 51 5 to cach 100,000 g]l R R R R RREEEEORDD—D—xEE————————. Joke Factory) boat docks. Steerage and third class |emtailed expenditures of milligns of Hawkins: “Can vou imagine any- | passengers are not examined on ship ! dollars and the citizens of Glasgow going to bed with his shoes board but are sent directly to Ellis have always been prepared to spend N Tsland |the money to keep their city in the Benton: “Who does that?" Q. When was the Statue of |van of progressive cities, so much Hawkins My horse Lit in Newharbor unveiled | so. that probably no city is more MG A. October 25, 1586 | often cited as a shining example of D Q. Where can copies of birth | what should be done, in the many (And how other FUN SHOP con- |certificates be obtained? | books publiched dealing with city tributors interpreted it) — A. Certified copies of a birth cer- |government. However, all T wanted 21 ar r Mavson Foxrau Juome . tificate may be obtained from the to point out is simply that the writer of Mus i and not t | T Is! city or county health officer of the of the leader was unfortunate in his gle cast of his th Send all communications to Fun || Waldo: “Tsn't it lous to |city or county in which the birth!reference to Glasgow, the more so | snon Eaitar, care of the New et e i e th two occurred, provided records of birth becanse of the fact that Glaszow One way for dad 1o make the cost | gl Sl A0 08 e tetie || coats on 2 were kept thers at time of birth, has manv lessons for the aspiring | deeli to sot XA Wil be forwarded to New York. Perking id vou see that?” Where recorda were not kept, no of- (citles guch as ours ls. Apart trom s f the requests \____~ )| Waldo Yes. my consin's newly | ficial certificate can be obtained but|that unfortunate phrase, 1 agree ¢ - | painted honse!™ | pirth may be proved by church|With the article, because—swell—\ | SR TR i __C. R. Hartman. |records of baptism. affidavits or cause I am from Glasgow We kn an ump who won't HOURS 5w e % | Physician in attendance at birth | Yours, etc., 1 money to his 1 but he S fAmous L s ' TOOK THE COUNT davits of two persons present at WILLIAM DOWNIE. really enjoy heir 4 e onEmoll i e e Peterson: “I know a man who i birth, family bible or affidavits of < = ! Fill all your funny combs twit £0°s to bed with his shoes on.” midwife * A Teslpyan student held his cheer Rutler: “That's nothing. 1 saw| Q How can blood stains be re-) Observations DIl (o Qier Sl D "1| To madden life hen days get & prizsfihter put his opponent to) Moy «.4Q’K:::;as:vr\m‘flmmvr el 0 Tb W, e s sowe Wi one goskn: |, b peonss mmefusnender) On [he Weather HFER REASON (Copyright, 1927, Reproduction ]::,q,,‘:.,v':(‘},4“:?HP;:\,‘?:,IL,:.ELNH | TR R Mrs Saunders (in store) wiln | Forbidden.) | Q. Does the flat tire of an Yvashington, Sept. 8—Forecast Q o1 siep aver to this counter a mo- | s | automobile revolve or does it slide fOF Southern New England: T t. plensez | and keep a permanent tangent, ir. | tonight and probably Saturday. Not Rouzh-loaking M Sav hat's respective of he specd at which the e in temperature the t a? Tryin' to flirt with o avi: s variable winds O me 2" |BAT It continies to resolve as long | Lor€cast o Eastern) N York = it B On ear nolb e e e Fair tonight and Saturday; slightly forgot to bring a sample that T was | Q. Howshould a man register | WArmer Saturday and in north and B0ing to match and vour nose fs | tor himself and wife at a hotel? |central portions tonight. Moderata AN humans th fust the exact shade of red I want- i Mr. and Mrs. John Brown northeast, shifting to east or south- can g | | mith, Pittshurgh, Ta easiainds ; | 7@ Who was the lrading man in| Conditions: A well defined dis- e READ the motion picture. “Three Weeks"? | turbance cehtral this morning i ‘ | A Conrad Nagel jover Utah with secondary disturb Rentisil | @ Where ean I secure an Eng- 20€°s over Minnesota and Virginia You wonder why laws aren’t re- po g no dad fs principal |lisn translation of the Hindy Showers have occurred during the 1. thir Of onr high schonl. Yes, sir! | “Vedas'? {last 24 hours in the upper Missis- es seomed If some girl telis her Ma on me | A, An edition is published by SPP! valley, along the Gulf and T T1 tell my Pa en her! tles Scribners. 307 Firth Avenue, | S2uth Atlantic coasts and from Ohio B i New Toiaoie {eastward to Marvland. The tem- Tean the essential think. | G QUESTIONS ANSWERED Q. Where and when was Ramon | Perature is high between the Rocky 2 cir best avail little i e o Novarro, the motion picture actor, |MOuNtaing and the Mississippi river. “hen t cris doing its wo My swoetie's lege are rather odd— Tou can get an answ r to any|horn? Ts he married? |Des Moines, Town. reported the OF SO it seoms to ME! | question of fact or information by A. He was horn in Dur ghest temperature on record for Fur coats will be worn Shorter qu i oy o o deseribing them | Writing to the Question Editor.! Mexica. February 1899. He is|Scitember, 38 is vear--except mother's —They look just a b New Britain Herald. \Washington not married i tions favor for this vicinity ourse. Tt will be worn lor | | BureaL. 1322 New York avenue| Q. What are the subscription (217 Weather with slowly rising tem- - " And when my sweetie’s on the porch | Washington, D. C.. enciosing two. rates for the Congressional Record? PITature ing if Ta take her peacefnl ease. ceats i stamps for reply. Medical.| A. FEight dollars for the long| - 5 you il e | legal and marita) advice cannot be ' session of congress and four | AR Sk 2 | can cross her tis! | given, nor can extended research | for sh ion. or one dollar and | High Low S . i Jake Falstafr. be undertaken. All other questions| fifty cents a m Atlanta 58 68 A resort is a place where the na- W R | will receive a perscnal reply. Un-| Q. What do the names Alice, | Atlantic City 4 62 tives now live on your vacation UM 4 ppaer RACHELORS AWFUL? | signed requests cannot be answered., Hannah, Russel and Vernon mean? | Boston 54 til next summer A medal for Joseph Rlake! l'All letters are confldential.—Editor | A. Alive, a princess: Hannah, DBuffalo 48 == iala anal of lthose who ldoland| { gracions: Russel, red-haired; Ver- Chicago 7 Modern styles may he imperfect ”,m(. d | Q. What are “diacritical” marks? | non. everlasting. Cineinnati 66 it it isn't neced ¥ to take a few o (AT iting at the church-—1 A. Signs attached to a letter or | = el Denver 60 safety pins along in case of emer. ot the. biave desert the character to indicate its exact pho- N AT Detroit ; 7 54 Ty i netic use or value, or to distinguish | COMMUNICATED | Duluth (L 5% == Maxine Toch. | it from another letter. A key to, T Hatteras 56 72 Yot the man who says he is the i i them will be found in the explana- | CTASCOW A PROGRESSIVE CITY Jacksonville 82 T eader in his home may refer to ONLT DRAWRACKS | tory notes of any unabridged dis- T “ditor. Kansas ( 92 4 leading the little wooly dog , e e tine) .M’(“,m-.fl\v New Britain Herald Los Angeles 78 62 i : T‘\ saeher ok atalplc S Q. What is the meaning of theSir | Miami 54 anybody ko s gnyrea Son N VNS e o e name W - With refsrence to the leading Minneapolis sn itwo shound’ not he medded Ay Shepher };.mvm in Wednesday's n.wz‘, N | Bride's Pather: “Well. outside of | ' iy “aggs boil on Pike's Peak?{Ing with the chairman of the board Haven he fact that he hasn't got a job and | & (L SERR B0 ONETCE T Lo fnance and. taxation. the writer New Orleana {she cam't cook. [ guess it's all | lii;roon a mountain top and it Of the article says brilliantly that New York | rig 5 e takes longer 1o cook food hecause | AS 2 custodian of thr c hudget, | Norfolk | —Mrs. William G. FOrSer- joiq neat is applied to make the \hl- l]hH ha . or i 1;4\.]«-- * Now Northfiel] | St i, a little more knowledge than is ap- Pittshur a1 WHO CAN REME WHEN | MO0 ) should ferns be trans. Parently possessed by the author Bt Portland, Mo 52 You never get fooled if yon marry A GIRL WAS EMBARRASSED SR (that gem, would have saved him St Teuis a1 \ widower with ten children. Tt WHEN HER STOCKING CAME POMEG 000 o fall T from making himself ridienlous in | Washin ot fakes a man of re ’,mm'; to sup- DOWN? ‘ xposed places it is ol trans | lhe n;: of those wheo know Gias. " P a gang like tha = Jlant them in the spring. lgow. Glasgow. as a city, has proba-| The movement of the human sve BIRDS OF PASSAGE & @ Ia it correct :,, cay “There jg|PI¥ been amonest the most progres- fis controlled by six muscles Cynicism is what hapens to vou (Fun Shop Mavie) AT (o A o5, g Py b NG st fotthe! world (o when you gt one little bruise and In Three Reecls ],.l,,m, v | many vears, and the people of Glas. (= ———— S L pa eRtofanarty Thomas H. Ca l A. The plural verh “are”, should (EOW = have ,"”";‘ bly spent more B i’]‘ the players | 5 Benech money per head in civie improve- | fig = : | [t e ot eovemment nee o e s e o pequy Hents The married man with a sweetie e s a0 E GatleN o e ada ”l"',","”"'“ For years the citizens 8 her only ‘because g WIth s hanging aronnd the cafe, which dominion of the T3 Empire. It; o b - \ Father with 1his new fa o e Bt s posching is also fhe stage-coach station. A has an sutomonous government [ Eonsta T (‘, L By i e e e SR ! cloud of apepars on the hori- Q. as the Lusitania ca WRERoli ISEEA LRG0 NINTS e e One reason why the Philiy : raws nearer. The stage ammunifion when she was sunk by musiagRon e Shishoct n = 3 coach da s up. 1 The municipally owned water sup. |perspiration. Stays on longer. &n ment is because they haven't tried (JOUCE Bl R IR oesos Mescal | A, The Lusitania had a cargo in- B % G, iy . 5 being governed by the Senate ' B e N | elnding sheet hrass. coppe copper pluSEasesupuly cledtinnopenfanol iDIES Ane i B e 5 [ e, e wagn-conel driver | Cluding shoot brose, copnen €OPPOT juve and sewage disposal ssivris are made by & new French process, IS ‘oldhlooded C b eet =, thar | Wire anc PpE AnLTacRUTeR SRS ¥ s i I These ave truly w Gr! Rook review for today niows! ¢ “]",i".’ IM\_\ .-,m..n’.”fn T | heef, militaty. goads, and small arme MO0€1s of their kind. " These have tru ondarful feach,” by H. M. Tomlinson (Har- 011 Bean: A | cartridges. She was not armed and | 's). A Conrad kind of a story, su-, " ‘“MM, Tke: “Dullest trip T over | N0 high explasives. guns or loaded| e o - perbly dons—so good that you for-! ~ &R ICrl L 2Tl e at all.” | Shells were carried e e . ™ get evrything tims ont wrong. | ' Gl ks ¢! What is the value of a I JRAVEL EWIQUETTE } “aldblooded (Cal ‘Nothing a N ¢ Aol lated 18 Whether vou are an experienced or inexnvetienced traveler, our Wash- Y e @ N o an Ates quar '1 Rojar date L Bu u's bulletin on THE ETIQUETTE OF TRAVEL will contain Correct this sentence: “My ophn-{A00 0 ugor o thing. suh.| A 25 to 30 cents tous and helps that will ba valualle to you when on a trip of any ion of speders”” said he, “hasn't| M°* ol o Tndian | Q. Tfa person horn in this conn- | | kind. How to ind out atout train achedules. fare. connectlons, baggake, etci; hanged sinee 1 gol a car of my CXeert thre hold-ups : i sttt oz riahvnnte ool | Reiges s ae vt RS i e s o Eullen lells * i £ I] ‘iette af the dining car, eugeestions about ehildren on traina; arriving. reg- e e aianettl Trilerior dof ihel cale: | CRETYZN e all covered in tils builetin, Fill out the coupon below and send for ft: Seven persons, passengers of - the A Selngin American citizen by || = = = — = CLIF COUPON OFF HERE - — - 25 Years Ago Today {5y T senic thimseises ar o i of birth, becaerios o Unites || anvpy, poron, wnineton pursas, New mritln. Hersa —] ok table. At the head of the fable &its =5, ™ i 0G0 ccne of immigrants | e B i THE BTIQUETTE OF TRAVEL, and Abram Mars. traveling salesman (8 B S ollie Teland 2 ' enciose five vents In loose, uncancelled, U. S. p'vun‘n-xampll prevailed at the republi- from Boston. A howl of rggs "] A. First and second elass 1 Qiilenatergeants ol in Worlhington the only thing on v'\‘ ‘1-"-‘_”‘) o nerin s NE oy | NaME SISO A, lebt Tl . e It gives, Arc examined hy the immigration STREET -and! NUMBERIE L0 00ivie oo causunteantisonsan it 1. 3 .‘ S A anthorities on hoard ~l\ *1 If they, it T ATH from t SEVQILDE i * fail to pass the mental and physical . s cereerentecsasesititsncen Jeaving the ficld Waiter: “Wal, that's all the eggs [0 10 PAVR 08 AN o ' am a reader of the NEW BRITAIN HERALD, | e i o ey i mod epe s all hetEennl L = L B e ey —_—_—e, e e e, ————-— then nominated they 5.2 ; are allowed to land as soon as the At the Swedish-American repub- Abram: “Vell, it couldn’'t be A. J. Sloper -Im } or ,3, v\\‘- y»“ ,Y (He takes an egg. hreaks i, grabs pal speeches, H 1 that Swedes his nose, lays the egg back in the nd Germans are naturally repub- bo n_ dfakes another.) ] lieans hecause they are progressive Seventh Passenger: “Well, that | By GLUYAS WILLIAMS Herbert L. Mills has sold a lot on lets me out thodes st t to ). C. Costello and Reel Three e (Seene Same as before. Ten \Mr. and Mrs Georze Q. Pattie minutes later he passengers ) have hean i communication with gone out on the porch of the ¢ Attorn. il kham and it is ex- Abram enters, sits down at the SO t rmont people fable, and hegins eating fhe egg it il e AT Eement of ieh he had eracked and rejected. i the T i As he eats, the Seventh P enger Poli arrests in the re-enters.) Ak SR e h Passenzer: “What! Are t prifoners across the {racks ¥oil eafing that rotten egg2® | eyl e rfis and Swift | Abram: “Ts nodding wronk witt } on Commercial strect in de ege. Bott nobody else semed to order void erowds In the fature vant it now T got two eggs!"” ording fo a vote of 1 police | hoard " they must take | them | by Main strect. Thel hird ra 1sidered too danger. 1 1+ prisoner were hurt b ¥ he city would be re- Howard 1 11 will g0 ta Thom- st « ow to witness the fire- o por tle of the Knights of 1 fen 1 of Connectient 1 their nrnal session in New Have terday J. Tenoit of New | n was o 1 grand vice- FRED PERLEY STARTED A PRri-iAiURE STAMPEDE FOR THE STNTION THE OTHER MORNING BY BOLTING DOWN THE STREET. EVERYBODY THOUGHT THEIR WATCHES MUST BE SL0W, BUT IT SEEMS FRED WAS ONLY STARTING ERRLY S0 AS T HAVE PLENTY OF TIME TO BLOW UP THE NEWS - DEALER FOR FPILING To LEAVE HIS PAPER AT THE HOUSE 1927, by The Bell Syndicate, Inc.) Suggested Artistic Radio Aerials . BAD MANNERS GLUYRS (As found in THE FUN SHOP ! AL A b 0 &