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New Britain Herald HERALD PUBLISHING COMPANY Tssued Dally (Sunday Excepted) At Horald Bldg.. 61 Church Street SUBSCRIPTION RATES $5.00 & Year. 2.00 Three Montha. T5c. & Month Entered at the Post OfMce at New Brit- aln as Second Class Mall Matter. TELEPHONE CALLS Business Office . 928 Editorial Rooms .... $26 The only profitable advertisin, i the City. Circulation books room always open to advertisers. Member of tho Aseociated Press The Assoclated Press is exciusively en- titled to the use for re-publication of all news credited to ft or mot otherwise cred. m this paper and also local news published therein. Momber Aadit Burean of Circulation The A B. C. s & natlonal organization | which furnishes Dewspapers and adver- tisers with a strictly honest analyels of | clrculation. Our circulation wtatistics are based upon this audit. This insures pro- tection against fraud o newspaper dis- tribution figures to both national and local advertisers. The Herald is om dally ™ Ne. York at Hotaling’s westand, Times Square; Schults's Newsstands, Entrance Grand Central, 4ind Street. b et At e e I A NEW DANCE PICKED OUT FOR US We learn that the nation’s danc- ing masters, artists of the patent- | leather toe, have met and deliber- ated upon what i8 to be the favorite ball-room contortion for the season of 1927-28. We also learn that it is to be the “kink-a-fou,” 1t there is| any knowledge in & name. 1t is pleasant, indeed, to have the | leaders of the terpsichorean world get together this way and talk over what the yolunz«r element, in par- Heular, are going to do when they wish to express their exuberance | an dtheir love of rhythm upon the | dance floor. We shall not necessarily expect that all of the youngsters will immediately blossom forth into | expert kink-a-jourors, but we do suppose that the more gifted and | sophisticated of the set will start in showing us something that we have not seen hefore when the season for dances gets well under way flnd; after the sophisticated had an opportunity to meet one of | ones have the dancing masters for a quiet eve- | ning or under his tutelage. Shortly thereafter the less sophisti- | adept will be doing two cated and more the dancz, having learned the steps by observation. The evolution of the dance that goes | on until we fear the time s | coming when only professional acro- | bats will be able to lead each other lspect possible, but we have been wondcpg ing that since there were half as| many stations as there are now, and they kept right on building them | just the same. The commission evidently did not go to great pains to deny licenses, but the authorities will motor vehicle various municipal take none whatever. Which is going to be a bad thing for many cities. TYPHOID IN MONTREAL Montreal has had the typhoid fever outbreak of modern | times. How this could occur in a modern city has elicited the intense interest of health authorities the country over. The United Btates heaith service went so far as to send a board of officers to the situation in Montreal and determine the reason for the outbreak. The reason has been found, and merves to buttress the authorities where In the measures taken sateguard the milk supply of com- munities. The American Investigators were told that the outbreak had been traced to milk, but that the milk bad heen pasteurized, and that the process had been carried out prop- erly. After a typhoid outbreak in March the disease subsided: but there was another outbreak in May. to greatest survey every- to | American officials, accustomed combatting typhoid originating from the milk supply, could not under- stand how the Montreal outbreaks could originate from this source if the milk was properly pasteurized. the officials Canadian authorities them Finally American the operating with solved problem. Their report is published in the pubiic health report of the and co- | the | WEW BRITAIN DAILY HERALD, THURSDAY, AUGUST 25, 1927. voter and probably’ much more per tax payer. But their will be no public vote on the question at all. The gentle- men of the council led by the re- doubtable Mr. Judd have evidently decided in their own minds that we must issue the bonds and, having de- cided, wish to hear from no one further than those who have spoken to them, which is proven by their reluctance to hear Mr. Quigley. Un- questionably they are of the opinion that Mr. Quigley does not know vhat he is talking about, is not as well versed as they are in regards to sewage disposal, they can learn nothing form him. It is true that they can learm nothing from him, whether he knows what he is talking about or not. They do not want to, in the first place—and the last. We cannot honestly expect each voter to become a student of the sewage subject. It would not do him any good if he did, because his is not the decision to make. We should expect that each member of the council become suficlently versed with the subject to vote intelligent- ly. We should, say we,—but we do inot. Like a herd of sheep they will | follow the leader as they have done in the past and will probably do in the future. Those who have proved an exception to this rule in the past, | particularly if they belonged to the | majority party, have found them- | selves without political Enth election time. What Mr. Quigley is up to in his | fight we do not know. He has stated, several times now, that he does not nt to run for mayor. It he is looking for political prestige he FactsandFancies BY ROBERT QUILLEN Chapter 1: Wall Street lands'a loan. Chapter II: The Marines land. Golf can't become the national sport. You need both hands for the club and can't shell peanuts. A parking space is a place where you leave the flivver to have the tires, magneto and battery removed. Most of the wildcat stock is sold to people who don't count their change because they're afraid to seem rude, Horse racing is a sport supported largely by the kind of chaps who think they can guess what their wives are thinking. The only satisfactory reducing ex- ercise consists of opening the mouth | and saying: “No more, thank you.” Usually you can tell by looking at a man whether he's the type that worries about a coal strike in August. A primary election is one in which one man does the ordering for a ccore who later pay the check. That silence you notice is India sobbing abont what Russia and Eng- land may do to one another. posts come Americanism: Making conversa- tion with a stranger in the smoker; wi |showing him your bridge work. SR T | 1t you don't know how hyper- denies it. He is giving his time and ' ;ophy of the intellect feels, you that “the preponderance of evidence is that a very conslderable proportion of the infected milk was passing through and distributed from the plant without being pasteurization treatment.” government and states subjected to This solves the mys Some of the milk in Montreal was sold raw ery, while supposed to have heen pas- teurized. In other words, some milk producers and dealers, in order to e the cost of fooled the authorit pasteurization, s, and were able to do so because failure the of to in- The but product properly. money saved, no of including women was doubt, quite a number Montreal resi- lents, and dren, are under ground as a result of the economy practiced. The failure of Montreal health the health of the city is surprising. In spite of the reported to be authorities to safeguard disclosures made, they are still lax. The Americ government, through its health de- chil- | [trouble for the welfare of the city, never found in your pocket a letter | i vou should have mailed last month. Nobody knows the of aliens in Amer! to average about thr dog stand. with no expectation of gain, it seems, !a highly laudatory thing to do. Of | | course we cannot expect his oppo- ;nvn!s to believe that—they have a | exact number but they seem e to the ho'—‘ | monopoly on this giving of time for [th benefit of the electorate. And | they will fight like blazes to keep Once the groom got careless about | after the honeymoon, but! s time to get married again he needs a shave, Hovin: i | that monopoly for some reason best i known to themselves. | now i by the time THE. ZERO HOUR APPROACHES Shortly after this column goes to press the United States Navy will 4 | " officially call off the search which ) | | | bas heen going on for four men and ! who hopped off fori Honolulu a weck ago and who have one woman | advantage of a rented housc t you suffer less when guests | 9 s on the wall. not been heard from since. Tneident- ally two others have also been z‘fimlghr. pilots of the plane Spirit of | Dallas who followed the supposed tra at- jir who can tell vou fust what the Wall street market is go- | to do still has seven payments malke on his car. The man ck of the missing ones in an tempt at rescue and themsclves be- " came lost. The zero hour has been | am will be felt! stricts and cpayer's The new navy prog in the shipyard d thereafter in the t set for tonight. Then ahout six irst ships of the Navy, submarines, de-|¢on 1 by zee covaire.” [ 1wo were Send all communications t0 Fus Shop Editor, care of the New Britain Herald, and your letter will be forwarded to New York. Always On Life's Menu! The huckleberry season's due, They're here in pies arid puddings, too, Thank goodness Jjokes, Are never out of season, Folks! chuckleberries, Placing It Mrs. Hudson: “When was your baby born?" Mrs. Barnes: ‘“Let's see. It was between the third payment on the piano and the fifth payment on the i car!" THE PUNCH BOWL Something Ought To Be Done She was a dear old lady, Her face was sweet and kind; She got upon the street car And took a seat behind. It fairly made my blood boll— Pray, reader, do not scoff— When she asked the conductor question, And he told her where to get off! —Norbet Golden a Figure It Out! Jane and Marge are sisters. All the fellows know Jane is quite the fast one, Margie's pretty slow. Tell me, friends, how is it When they have a date The slow one comes in early And the fast one comes in late? —Edwin G. Mora The Count of No Account! Flsie had married a count, and, fter a year of wedded life, they re still fighting. Once, when she had caught him in a lie, she exclaimed: “Bah! You think you can fool me, but I can read you like a book.” “But,” expostulated the count- husband, “you can't judge zce book W “No,” she conceded, “and T'll ad- mit that it was the title that at- tracted me!" / —Thomas J. Glynn The weirdest conversation in the world is a woman who has just had an operation talking with a woman who has just returned from Europe! THE PINCH HITTER By J. J. Beckwith The rival colored bascball teams were engaged in a thrilling contest. It was the last half of the ninth, out, and the bases were loaded. The team at bat was just one run behind, and the situation was indeed desperate. The manager States paper cent, with bust of Walker on it? name? Lady. Continues. Comet! Somer- sault. Lands. Sitting. Thud! Ooomp! Oof!!!! Horse. Runs. Rises. Walks. Street-car. Lady. Enters. Stiff. Sore. Gentleman. Rises. “Seat?"” Eyes Daggers. Lady. Stiff. Sore. Signals. Stop. Classified! “Do you lik¢ the new baby your house, Bobby?” asked neighbor. “Naw, it yells too much.” “It it a boy or a girl?"” “Must be a girl,” replied Bobby thoughtfully, “I see them powdering it pretty often!” —NMrs. Catherine Stincel (Copyright, 1927, Reproduction Forbidden) in a QUESTIONS ANSWERED You can get an answ.r to any question of fact or information by writing to the Question Editor, New Britain Herald, Washington Bureau, 1323 New York avenue. Washington, D. C, enclosing two cents in stamps for reply. Medical, legal and marital advice cannot be given, nor can extended research be undertaken. All other questions will recelve a personal reply. Un- signed requests cannot be answared. All letters are confidential.—Editor. Q. Who wrote “Melting Millions” the motion picture serial? A. Joseph Anthony Roath. Q. What is the color of a Jersey cow? A. Usually some shade of fawn or cream color, although different shades of mouse color, gray and brown are common and some in- dividuals approach black. They may be solid color of any of these shades, or spotted with white. Q. What is the meaning of the name Alonzo? A. It is from the means ling" “‘eager’ Q. From what is the quotation “When Greeks joined Greeks then was the tug or war” taken? A. From Nathanial Lee's Rival Queens'. Q. Is Shakespeare the author of the expression “Frailty, thy name is woman”? A Yes Greek and “The It is found in Hamlet, Act 1, Scene 2, What is the value of United currency, twenty-five denomination, issue of 1874, Q. A, Q. Thirty cents. What is Baby Peggy's How old is she? Her name is Peggy Jean real Q. 1Is there any law in the United States requiring aliens to learn the English language within a certain length of time of their residence in this country? A. No. Q. What is the meaning of the name Edwin? A. Gainér of happiness. Q. Were any one cent pieces coined in the United States in 1922? A. Yes. One cent pieces to the value of $71,600 were issued in that year. Q. When did Oklahoma and Ken- tucky enact a “Jim Crow” law? A. Oklahoma in 1907 and Ken- tucky in 1891. Q. At the time of the signing of the armistice after the world war what was the length of the German western front? A. Approximately 250 miles ex- tending from the North Sea to the Moselle. Q. Does a yellow or gold fringe around a United States flag have any special significance? 1Is it prescribed by law for certain flags? A. For a number of years there has been prescribed in army regu- lations a knotted fringe of yellow silk on the national standards of mounted regiments and of the na- tlonal colors of unmounted regi- ments. The war department, how- ever, knows of no law which either requires or prohibits the placing of a frings on the flag of the United States. No act of congress or execu- tive order has been found bearing on the question. In flag manufac- ture a frings is not considered to be a part of the flag and it is witho: heraldic significance. In the com- mon use of the word it is a fringe and not a border. Ancient custom sanctions the use of fringe on the regimental colors and standards, but there seems to be no good reason or precedent for its use on other flags. Q. What was the occaslon on which President Roosevelt dismissed a whole battalion of negro soldiers? A. On the night of August 13, 1906, a shooting affray occurred at Brownsville, Texas, which was at- tributed to a negro regiment at Fort Brown. Failure to detect the par- ticular offenders, President Roose- velt dismissed the entire battalion. The action occasioned heated de- bates in congress and in the public press. Observations On The Weather Washington, Aug. 25.—Forecast for Southern New England: Fair tonight and Friday; not much change in temperature; moderate north to west winds. Forecast for Eastern New York: Partly cloudy tonight and Friday. Slightly cooler tonight in extreme north portion. Moderate to fresh northwest winds. Conditions: ~The tropical storm noted yesterday off the Nantucket coast passed northeastward to the Maritime provinces. It produced rains in the coast districts of eastern and northern New England and strong winds and gmles along the transatlantic steamer lanes north- east of Long Island. The entire Temperatures yesterd (1] 52 54 64 54 54 (1] 84 54 KL 74 6 64 — 50 51 51 7 54 (L] 4 50 51 54 64 Atlanta ...... Atlantic City Boston . Buffalo . Chicago Cincinnati Denver . Detroit . Duluth - Hatteras Jacksonville Kansas City Los Angeles . Miami ..... Minneapolis Nantucket . New Haven New Orleans . New York . Norfolk Northfield Pittsburgh . Portland, Me. . St. Louis . . Washington Plans to Smash Plane Speed Records Here Soon Port Washington, N. Y., Aug. 25 (UP)—Lieut. Alford J. Willlams, U. 8. N, made his first successful test flight today in the racing sea« plane in which he hopes to estab« lish a new world's speed record for seaplanes. If another successful test flight is made Williams may try for the world record today. After a run of half a mile over Manhasset bay Willlams took the machine into the air in front of the Port Washington Yacht club and headed it out over Long Island Sound toward the official speed course. Machine Will Measure Fall of Snow and Rain In an effort to determine the amount of snow and rain fall, the board of public works has purchased a machine which registers the pre- cipitation for $182, The board has in mind plans for the construction of storm water sewers which will be built according to figures supplied by the machine. STOLEN AUTO RECOVERED An automobile owned by Michael A. Belkin of the New Britain Mar- ket was recovered in Merlden, tha police were notified today. It was reported stolen from a Washington street parking place at 11:55 o'clock Tuesday night. FALLS OFF BICYCLE, HURT Charles Andrews, aged 11 years, of 75 Hartford avenue, was admit- ted to New Britain General hospital at 10 o'clock last night for treat- ment for injuries to the abdomen, the result of a fall from his bicy- cle. His condition is not considered serious. Turn to Page 5 country, east of the Rocky moun- tains is now under the influence of the strong area of high pressure noted yesterday in the interfor val- leys. It 1is producing pleasant weather and somewhat lower tem- peratures throughout the northern districts east of the Mississipp! river. Conditions favor for this vicinity fair weather and not much change in temperature. floor. The asy. over the waxen minuet partment bulle s the < and ned be advised that Montreal Fecpms e ers T Montgomery. She was born October 26, 1918. Q. What 15 the highest order of chivalry of Great Britain? A. Knights of the Most Noble Order of the Garter. Q. What kind of a suit is con- sidered formal and what kind in formal morning wear for a man? A. Formal morning clothes con- sist of grey striped trousers and dark box coat. For informal wear, blue serge suits are correct. Q. Where was Robert college in Constantinople incorporated? I it 2 government institution? A. It is an endowed institution and is not dependent on the govern- ment. The college is incorporated in the state of New York and its corporate name is “The Trustees of Robert College of Constantinople’. Q. What is meant by an infusion [ [ in 2 formula for hair dye? A, An infusion is the liquid ex- tract obtained by stecping a vege- l table substance in hot or cold water I frplane carriers and even a ealled one of the players to his ide and whispered instructions. “Al is goin’ to send you in. big boy.” he groaned. “Ah knows you can’t hit, hut you has de hardest head of anybody on de team an‘ Ah s vou to get hit, an’ force in de tyin’ Tun.Let dat pitchah hit you ——unnerstan’ Pete walked to the plate, flourish- ing his bat, but a little uneasy, for the opposing moundsman sizzled 41 told him | (e ball across with Walterjohnson- lian speed. Ruzz! trike One Pete turned pale, but walted. Tt seemed suicide fo let himself be hit, but the game depended on it. “Strike tuh!” An instant later the manager leaped into the air with a vell of rapture. There had been a crackling thud from Pete's bat—or so it seemed. The bhall was whistlirg out toward center field like a cannon that it expects sl the stores in the | 2HATE SERIET BRE e & SOME city to! close’on’ Latior Doy, L1t il riroin et ol LR e r”mm”m 1“‘:: be ,:3:".]"" the manager was almost hysterical| Q. How many rangement, although the Business {after Pote had trotted around the |served as postm { Men's association will hordly meet ¥ ding cabinet o plan. Tt | diamond. discuss the labor A Dhsen “BRoy, you z 1o was broken off with a remark | 1Mons make a general demand for |y -Gt SO LT g rigng | Hubert Work, { cessation of bus on this @ New, 1923. bt only about ome-half of the fac- | 21 Ao R s tories will shut down. With Satur-j o009 jike vou broke yo' bat f-holiday and Sunday and | **uRi60 RS YOU Hole vo baiTl in succession, shop manag-f .’ qe hat vou heard—dat was ir that this is a trifle ©00 much. [y hoadr You done told me to get W. Stipek of Winthrop street. | ;¢ "on+ 1 qidt Has you got any prominent member of the New oo 2% 1P HAS Camera club, has been awarded the first prize in the circuit England Lantern Slide exchange for the best slide in the 00 included in the season’s exhibits | from 15 clubs. The subject of the | prize slide is “Midwinter," a splendid it of composition of icy splendor on {the Sunsct Rock road, taken the morning after an ice storm. Man housands of prints from the same have been scattered over | country by a photo-paper firm | leeted this picture to show | merits of its paper to best ad- | R gone and square dances were local light cruiser will fly the homebound flag as th to their bass| “Eventually man will solve the - o0 their bases i .o\ lem of distribution.” It will be along the Pacific coast and in Pearl 'yjce it he can do it with the weather. | Genuine 0ld Company’s Lehigh The SHURBERG COAL CO. Phone 2250 55 Franklin Street one could do them, with varying de- but other persons return grees of gracefulness, perform | acceptably. The waltz and two step Then came the is not mow, from a typhoid fever | Harbor, their efforts fruitless, ] { ate | ed to today: “The| E. Barrington (Dodd Mead & Co)) Napolean's Lours intervening before the discon- | ureer and love letters offered as fiction. Insipid after ding Lud- wig's Napoleon. Book for Thunderer.” review by were not so hard. one-step. fox trot, tango, could be learned by the average per- standpoint, compar: ely It is extremely doubtful that any- which | city for tourists from the 1 | thing will be found in the few short | like be such for months yet to come, un- Y tates to visit and is not likely son without rheumatism. Came the | Charleston, and Black Bottom. Not 50 good, said many adult had prided himself upon his walt two-step and fox-trot. The with the India-rubber frame was in | her element. And now hearing the there. Tf anyone eNe, including the | dancing n it let them. W { finuance, Wherever the three planes e and their human freight are they ire probably gone from human ken forever. Probably the depths of the | | Pacific ocean contain the remains o({‘ an less local health service in the city to give me anything he had,” said the man, “and he me aisle ts."” TRAVEL ETIQUETTE Whether you are an experienced or Inexperienced traveler, our Wash- tngton eaw's bulletin on THE ETIQUETTE OF TRAVEL will contain suggestions and helps that will be valuable to you when on & trip of any kind. How to find out about train schedules, fare, connections, baggage, etc.; suggestions as to wardrobe, train courtesy, how to travel on quette of the dining car, suggestions about children on trains; arriving, re lstering and etiquette at a hotel; suggestions for travel by boat or ship— are all covered in this bulletin. Fill out the coupon below and send for it: CLIP COUPON OFF BERE — — — == TRAVEL EDITOR, Washington Bureau, New Britain Herald, 1 New York Avenue, Washington, D. C. T want a copy of the bulletin THE ETIQUETTE OF TRAVEL, and enclose herewith five cents in loose, uncancelled, U. B. postage stamps l is made much more adequate than | Montreal's pr the report; but it 1 Atter | of ot ialacrin right | he hurt sarned it such may at |1 A important he public health and machine, | Dole flight honors, aspirants for and would-be- rublishers Syndicate he th “flash” that one or all kink we jou Copyright 1927, T rescuers A name quit have been found, dead or alive, n but it of sufficicnt scorn to!come, of course, is not | == ers, I wants to dance officials to improve their | prot ch. e | | 25 Years Ago Today There lives, as far as we know, CITIES TO PASS ON GAS STATION SITES There is a hint of tronhle |no one who can tell what happened | The clerks' union has announced or coln for mame: NAME . 5 STREET and NUMBER {fo cither of the flight planes or to the rescuer, although it may be pos without boiling. different men er general in the for the th r Mayor Geo; tive that the latter fell from the air tailspin and crashed. The last the future in ruling passed at STATE .. der of the NEW BRITAIN HERALD. —_——— e e e — - = — .- in a T am Attorney General B king towns h in Will H. Hays, 1321, 1922; and Henry 8. mes received from rescue sure is right there!” s W, and cities of wage disposal sys- | oy pla that the machine had gone into a over 10,000 population the arbiters tail spin We nd a call for help. wonder whether both of the the of sites for within th stated that the gasoline filling s He selectm 3 houndaries, 3 ir hounda plancs came to grief at . mayor, same pot in the that ocean. It is quite or the sight that r plane attempted a rescue, | THE WORLD AT ITS WORST—THE PICNIC SANDWICH By GLUYAS warden of a town or cily must g possibla other one to an applicant for a station iice f t he written crashed within y I companion nd site which 11 nd only too with the motor indi oy The 1 for landing on ; be unable to get away with his request f licen ¥ shines were not equip- the water, but that the afloat Any move which zives to t greater s in determir Wi fusel takes place within its hot 2 ep them 1 for awhile P move for 1 [ might have flown to- rule, but we f i erativ 100K TO SEE WHAT KIND OF SAND- REQUESTS A CHANGE . WIFE SHYS WICH PE 60T FINDS IT'S LETTCE. HERE'S A NICE. HAM SANDWKH DOESNT LIKE LETTUCE SANDWICHES ~ FOR HIM TAKES SANDWICH AND REMARKS THAT ANYTHING TRSTES 600D IN THE OPEN AR other only to meet with a | act will mear he | that he of wind 2nd dropped from the political bickering first 1y m than has for: : filling stations v ¢ sh-| 1 ender the majo ' > B ¢ r niccture, however, is idle, the J ed. i have must write will be more Halloran and John P. Nolan | RETa iy to Block Island for a few | gone and we of Miss Doran, John Ped- iwlings was at Savin Rock | ttend the annual meeting ation of Chicfs of Po- Connecticut Rhode Ts- tain man, w Jack Trost, and up his sleeve, 2 ) e Dole race and station in doubtful ter v before | tions f £ ¢ S % o of b Eichwaldt of bailiwick with and was fore. ock this morning Of- rove discovercd a fire in Platt’s paint shop at 21 e, The paints and | nd within a few The At 12:15 o' 1 the ledger Marecllus Hartford St debit side po! DECIDRS T EET COMFORTABLE. BE - YORE EATING, HE'S BEEN SITTING ON A TREE ROOT FINDS WIFE 60T MIXED UP OBSERVES ANT WALKING A- AND GAVE HIM ANOTHER LETIICE (RUSS SANDWICH . STOPS TO SANDWICH INSTEAD. WELL NEV- FLXK & OFF ¢ e H 15 ALL READY TOEAT WHEN AT RETURNS T0TIND THAT INTHE AL OHER KINDS HAVING BEEN EM SHRIEKS THERE'S A SPIDER EXOTEMENT SOMEBODY EATEN BY THIS TIME ,TAKES AN~ ON HER. PUT5 SANDWICH DOWN STEPPED ON WIS SANDWICW CTHER LETTUCE SANDWICH AND AND G0ES TO AUNT EM'S AID, o0 it 1927, by The Bell Syndicate, Tney MUNCHES' 1T SADLY yndice, Tne ) il might “Do you think that dress can be | altered to suit me? DENMPSEY BUYS HOME Del., Aug (py nging to pur- vhich he will oyle. mother fewer stations in tt as gutted. was easicr to block 2 . ; il make a parachute tomorrow W years ago people and fully as large | 4 sarnell the entailing the ¥ nONn AsCel jump at White When he was he rew th Miriam: “Luey sses are part of her cquipment in angling for a hushand.” Harrie smacks Oak St onsands of henchman. As it is o . the deed within ten now, Im star wife. looking for “Yes, they're fishing- commissior the be extremely difficu of personal friend W tions Compounce ha —Glen F. Wardle ] Melvina Hiscox n the as WILLED UNDER RADIATOR Isther N Wor 5 (UP)— | vit adindged irrovano of | eolored bhahy. City hospital | . T.. Tojnos received last of 1 1 radiator fell | those 11n any way to The boy playing the new chureh now heing huilt and e o 1eAr a pile of scrap iron at the Na- |also thanks those who gave him {1"\' o8 g tional Plumbing company’s ware- | their sympathy in the recent misun- ay when the accident occurred, | derstanding in his church. show yes- of Plainville handsomest grant cens authorities to SHORT STORIES FOR TABLOID READERS By Mother R. Saddle, Bounce!! Dest say ne or a politic the may lool fillir Lady. Rides. Elhows. Fence Giddap!! Horse. Fence. High! Thinks. De- cides, Stops Horse, Bounce, Canter. 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