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York at Hotalini Newsstand, Tim Square; Schultz's Newsstands, Entrance Grand Central, 42nd Street. st e e GEN. LEONARD WOOD Wood was stalwart, product. His corps to chief of was rapid 1 at the time; The Herald 1» General a efficient army from the medical the general staff subject to critic the time came longer doubted his supreme ability as an organizer. In copious measure po: executive ability and agressivencss which got Yhings done. Theodore Roosevelt, first to recognize his qualities, onward in his notable car failing measure. Both were men of somewhat the same type—possessing dynamic inclinations to be up and doing, and in search of opportunities rather than waiting patiently for op- portunities to knock. The record of General Wood Cuba is written in history as one of the highest of ments in colonial administration not only established political peace in that island, of its uncleanly social and political sores rise and but when no one any he ssed that er in un- in American achieve- but cleaned it and made of it a fit habitation for | peace-loving mankind. The sanita- | tion, education. public werks and civil government of Cuba to this day bears the earmarks of General Wood’s thorough and systematized efforts when military the island. His presidential 1920 were not fortuitous, variety of circumstances led to his \ aspirations and in a failure to make a better showing at the eonvention. He was unfortunate, perhaps, in the source of his back ing during the preconvention primaries; he victim of friends whose ideal “put Wood over” regardless. The cam- paign was known to Cincinnatf large sum of operated as a bar a ation at the convention, It was onc of the early examples of the cost of presidential primaries. There were demands that General Wood be sent overseas during the World War and certain politicians sought to make a political issue out of President Wilson's failure to ac- eede to this request. The president however, acted in keeping General Wood on this side of the ocean, where his talent in organiza- benefit to the was a was to have cost a soap manufacturer a money, a fact that ainst his nomin- wisel tion was of enormous nation in making finished soldiers | out of draft recruits in the shortest possible time. As governor-general of the Philip- | ‘pines his work was antagonistic to- ward the independence bloc on the iglands and he was at continual odds with the Philippine legislature. He | was placed in a the Aeavored to difficult position in Philippines but tirelessly the adm islands, an effort which ultimately brought on a his de The dicted iciency. reak in his health, leading ework was pre- upon and 1 outspoken in all 1 and the people, he contacts with the governmer leayes a record of gchicvement ich the ary and the nati prou COMMUTING THE SENTENCE A LAST ALTERNATIVE The report advisory com Vanzetti cas document report. It caus some reason represents, thoroug state's far the more previous st It pe to have made the given out There ernor. S 1y time gover will be ple, howes thers vinced ound reasonable doubt. The ¢ iE one of two men convicted of 1 der. but has becoms symbol of class war, a Able thinkers still heliove of of; sigply 1 ilities error have not been disposed thousands radical-minded A cannot be d convinced. There are times when the appli- cation of the death sentence is im- politic; and this case is an instance. Capital punishment itself is of such a nature that many honest minds re- coil from its application, holding that life imprisonment fully satisfies the majesty of the law. In the Sacco. ‘Vanzetti case a commutation to life imprisonment would be an advan- tage to the state in that much criticism and horror throughout the world would be allayed. A commutation to life imprison. ment would mean that in later years, if it is found that a mistake has been made, justice of a sort can | still be done by releasing the men. | They at least would be above ground to reccive a belated vindication. and helped him | He | governor of | to| af | There being an honest and reason- | able doubt in the minds of many | people the world over regarding the propricty of executing Sacco and Vanzetti upon what they insist up- on regarding as circumstantial evi- dence, it is hest for the state of Massachusetts not to exact the last | pound of flesh after seven vears, but | to change the penalty to life impri- sonment. | Much of the difficulty incident to | this case could be solved by a com- [nmtanon of sentence—should no last-minute new trial be granted and | no pardon be forthcoming.'Tf they incontestably innocent, of such a commutation would | be illogical because they would be were course, deserving of no punishment at all; but considering the governor's de- | cision and the world-wide interest !in the fate of the prisoners it is per- | haps better to adopt the course of | commutation of sentence rather than have the state make rievable step which later might be | it o i o G ) — | DAWES IN GOOD FORM | Vice-President Dawes got in a few his speech with the other notables at Buffalo. In truth, the man who made Helland- mar| an irre- imely remarks in i famous gave the impression | he feit like saying all he had on his ! mind about the Geneva naval con- erence but through the exercise of helming self-restraint kept his speech within bounds. Perhaps the over realization that millions of people were listening in prevented him from | spilling too much indignation at the ¥ of the conference; but enough to give our doughty vice- | president the credit of being the | only gentleman to talk who fore- went happy felicitations about the fine bridge and substituted pointed references about was said new Geneva. | then turns southeast | name as a presidential possibility any of them. None to New England. The oil companies seem to think that New York is plenty good | enough for the distribution of New England's needs. One pipe line runs | through New York state—approxi- mately parallel to the tracks of the | New York Central railroad—and toward New York City. It could just as well keep going due east to New England. But it doesn't. ‘Why has New England been thus treated by the oil magnates? The absence of pipe lines to this tier of states must have a strong bearing upon the price of gasoline. ROOSEVELT AND SHERMAN Fhumbing in political history dis- closes several presidential state- ments of the past—or rather, state- ments in which the gentlemen mak- | ing them &aid they wouldn’t run for the presidency. Two of these stand out, one might say, prominently. They were made by the Honorable Theodore Roose- velt and General Willlam T. Sher- man. Neither used “choose,” Here is what Roosevelt sald: | “The wise custom which limits the | president to two terms regards the | | substance and not the form, and un- | | der no circumstances will T be a candidate for or a third such a word as accept | term.” That doesn't need a dictionary. However, it was in 1912 that Roose- | velt decided that when he sald “un- | der no circumstances” he did not | include president willing tojget back into the White House. the circumstances of an ex- General Sherman was even more | specific—and never changed his | mind. | Here is what Sherman said during the campaign of 1868 when a group of powerfu! politicians put forth his “I am not a candidate. T will not | :ur‘c-‘pt a nomination if made, and it !in spite of that, T zam elected, T will ' not serve.” | possesses 80 MOTORCYCLES AND QUIVVERS The United per cent of the automobiles while Europe possesses 80 per cent of the motorcycles. States This may not be so hard to ex- plain as it looks. Motorcycles we more common | in this country when their cost \\':\.\K comparatively low compared with cheap automobiles. When the Quiv- | ver began costing not much miorc | One can with that the in vain. agn: the vice- pr ent, ence was not As Dawes | put confab was at | least an attempt to move officially in the dircction that the peoples of | the United States and England were unofficially going. It was a step on | the highway toward a complete offi- | |clal understanding, agreement, or | what-not between the two English- speaking nations, and no hard-boil- | {ed representatives unfortunately selected and temporarily with power too, exactly it, the Geneva crowned around a {table can stem the tide that sweeps on behind That conference | them was the | Dawesian premise. What the redoubtable vice-presi- dent had it under his hat to say, it is guessed, that if the ies failed 'to agree let was late | plenipoten others take conference Dawes to their places at a later Permitting Brother one of them himself bad idea. What these | Geneva conferences need is a Dawes at the he the table. Tt hap- | pened once—and the Dawes plan re- | | sulted, Owen Young di.‘v; jereetly in the background. Why nOT; a Dawes be may not b 1d of with one 3 | at a future Geneva confer- en He is one of the few men | in public life who combines cor - tlons with the power of forceful | | eastern destinations, WHERE THIS GASOLINE | COMES FROM ! oil pipe from th s of the In ason | came to | ht be | this Zngland. But ersing n us enterprise Which appears in in the views, has composite rail- nation's tru i from Texas, € homa and Wyoming to Chicago, To- eland Phila- ind Naw York—and points Pittsburgh. en. Not one line, either, but | first citizen of Dearborn, Mich. | Wili be a huge advance in the in | If \ 5 | {than a motorcycle the cycles took a | | big drop in public favor. In Europe, however, the primitive | conditions relative to costs still ob- | tains. Most of the Quivvers in | manufactured by the | but they eost more than the same con- | traptions do over here. ! But most of the motoreycles in | Europe are made Europe are in Europe, and | they cost considerable less than the common variety of road bugs such as we knpw them. If the price of automobiles in | Europe can be brought down to the cost of motorcycles over here there of gasoline chariots. When prohibition start prohibiting was about to the California grape-growing industry was terribly annoyed. Nothing but disaster loom- ed ahead. What growing grapes, was the unse of it argued, if they could not be pressed into wine? Sad thought. Since the Volstead act went into was effect, however, the productivity of the grape industry has greatly in- creased. In 1918, 15,000 cars of California grapes were shipped East; in 1926, 64,000 cars were shipped to | Official information indicates um1 wine grapes, rather than table | ipes or raisin grapes, predominate | the gr shipments. | Acreage devoted of grapes in from 330,000 in to the growing, ifornia increased | 1915 to 650,000 in | 1926. Tncome from grapes, raisins | and 1918 $46,000,000; | income 1926 nds wine in was from s and raisins in $80.000,000. Value of grape in 1918 . and in 3efors Volstead werd act prices of pes in Califorr from $8 to 575 just starte quoted at £20 a ton; now at 340 to tor Department — of Agriculture has 1 a new clearing house for th A cor grape industry in California. | ral office has heen established ancisco by the department ks to keep th a of California s informe the best s for grapes in: information regarding prices. “fa g" and titled to all the of Agriculture fornia Vineyard onsidered as en- aid the can The ociation Bive Cali- a will co-operate It rather remarkable situ- | ation. “The Department of Agricul- with the faderal bureau is a | ture takes no account at all of the prohibition law, merely cohsidering the growing of grapes as agriculture | except the prophets. | fashioned girl | will at least make them better pe- | | need to shave with cold water; mor- | | day sorting over the registry appli Department | regardless of what becomes of & large part of the crop, which as everyone knows, is made into wine. The government, through this bu- reau, aids an industry which is en- tirely legitimate, but whose product, under the law, is largely put to illigi- timate uses. “Funny world” is right. FactsandFancies The meek shal} inherit the earth. Six feet of it, as a rule. A frown has no cash value. No- body ever got paid for being dis- agreeable except a traffic cop. Another unusual way to spend a two weeks' vacation is to read all of a Sunday newspaper. Warm weather seems to help everybody connected with baseball Tt is a good idea to be frank, if you don’t care what happens to youry A resort is any place where the natives charge you enough in three months to make up for the nine months when you aren’t there. What has become of the old- who thought that lingerie was born to blush unseen? 1 Both Firpo and Sharkey got hit when they weren't looking, which destrians, Mussolini's greatness consists in the fact that he is precisely the right leader for the kind of people who like that kind. Americanisi Paying cash for theater tickets, jewelry and other luxuries; making the butcher and grocer wait. Hulf the barber shop customers are women these days. Poetic jus tice has overtaken those talkative | barbers at last. Here's hoping that wars will some ¢ he prohibited and the world un- able to get them even on a doctor's prescription Tt would take a long search to find something that looked worse | than the average man in the aver- age union suit. Physical courage is the kind you | al courage the kind you need to let | vour mustache grow. People in Sweden must pass med- ical tests before they can marry Sweden is the home of safety | matches, you know. That Kansas who was struck by lightning while taking a drink must have thought it an uncommonly prompt answer. Sir Walter Raleigh was one of the first persons to discover that neck- ing parties make a young man lose his head. Our book review for toda Inn of the Hawk and Raven, George Barr McCutcheon (Dodd, Mead & Co.). Another Graustark | story; not good as the others. but thrilling to those voung enough to be in love. Correct this sentence: “My wife kicks hecause I dress up too much. | She thinks T should wear my old clothes and be comfortahle.” Publishers® Syndicate) 25 Years Age Today The registrars were at work to cations, and they do not expect to finish their work hefora Monday. | They do not know how many appli- cations have been received, but they say that O. I the largest, the ex: 1141, or received. This suggests the proba- bility of the alderman cracking the whip at the party caucus held this mor | tendant, Cuntis’ contribution is | ct number heing | than half of those re- | Send all communications t0 Fun Shop Editor, care of the New Britain Herald, and your letter will be forwarded to New York. While the Fun Shines! Farmers on hayrakes suggest, Folks, that we & Might well steer the gayrakes of humor and glee Over the fields of our day's occupa- tion And haul in a harvest of cheer this vacation! Repeat It, Please! Young (on the This you, Doris? “Chic phone) Chick. Voice Chick. Voice: Chick: Chick! Voica: this is? vard tele- This is “Who?" “This is Chick! Chick!” 1 don't get that ick! Chick! Chick! “Say. Feed what do you think hour at the poultry ALL'S WELL WITH THE WORLD! Table That Motion! Some like saint And some like sinner; T like inviteg Out to dinner! —Sidney Bauman That's a Good Gel! T like Agnes Susan Mellum; She never murmur: ‘Boy, you tell 'em!" —Roy Albert Bessman Hope You Get Your Wish! Some think that late dates Are simply Heaven. - But 1 like boys That go Lome at éleven! —Judith Jacobson Introduce Us! Lisbeth McDougal, I'm bound | to admit My admirztion is migh never has said, and I've known her a year, ‘Nighty, nighty,” or righty!” —William B. Howland For e even Good Grounds! Lawyer, “Why do you think you | are entitled to a divorce?" ! Jackson: “In the winter my wife | pulls the bedclothes. off me, and in the summer she throws ‘em over on me! » —Herman F. Quinlan THE OLD MAID (A Se hing Fun Shop Drama) In Three Powerful Acts By Rev. G. W. Bradshaw Act One (Scene: Living room in the home of Miss Ella Wister, spinster. Her nicce, Miss Minnie Suter is present.) | Where are you going, or: “I am going to the Minnie: “Is there anything wrong with you?” Miss AVister There must be mind my own business.” Minnie: “Oh, excuse me.” Miss Wister: “Certainly. when." . 1 Say Act Two (Scene: Antc-room of Doctor Pearson’s office. Miss Daly, his at- at the desk.) Miss Wister. “Is Dr. Pearson in?” Miss Daly: “He is engaged just at | present.” 8 Wister. “Oh, this isn't a per- 1 came to consult | M sonal call at all | him." Act Three (Scene: Dr. Pearson's office.) Pearson: “What can I do for Miss Wister: “T wanted to whether influenza could be Dby kissing.” Dr. Pearsen: “Tt Have you exposed yourself Yy Miss Wister: Dr. Pevrson: Miss Wiste! during the epi Dr. Pearson: “Why, catch anything from that long ago.” Miss Wister: “Well, T k but 1 like to talk about it certainly can in that Yes." When was that?" “Two years ago. von ean't That's too fall Rev day th permi; corner lish Cat Tucien Boinowski stated to- e will, with the bishop's ion, hold the exercises of the stone laying of the new Po- olic church on Broad strect the Sunday In October. Father i <i, who is satistied with the progress on the church, is waiting to receive an answer from th bishop. The The employes of the grinding and polishing ¢ t Russell & irwin's held a big clambake at Sil- now that the this Local increas: feel which republicans importance taken in state - recognized in a permanent giving the city a repr a ity hould orm sen- tative on th ommitt Ha t » republican state central The name of W. T heen mentioned for sovial at White Adm. 15 cents K Thompson was en: 1 delivering th dipox count I is ready for it's week's serv- ice at Niantic, and Cook Daniel Mix and Asdstant Cook William Pfeif- ‘ fer have already gone donwn. Mon ity Cl v gaged It will soon be the season when boxing bouts will start again in New Britain. These may be tolerated, hut licenses should he issued specifying ‘m» time and the participants, There 1= 10 more reason why boxing man- gers cannot definite than stage managers an definite actors insure hoxers assure church will cost $80,000, | cheeks from | | i | politics ! Artist: “Yes, Madame, 1 g | of myself to ever Mrs, Brewster: { you must have sac t for e part picture 1 paint.” “Goodness, but ficed an fiwful SO EMBARRASSING! Dear Mr. Judell I heard my wife Talking to one Of the neighbors. No," she said, “I don’t think My hubby Is saving up Ior a rainy day ' And me i With low blood pressure, Too! —Alfred G. Britter A Hard Lifel Watchman: “HEY! What are you doing on the links at this time of night with a lantern?" Wallace: “I caddled for my wite yesterday afternoon and she told me not to dare to come home until T had found the ball!! —Felix F. Felst, Jr. We are wondering what kind of bait Coolidge will use to catch voters! QUESTIONS ANSWERED You can gelL an answ r to any question of fact or information by writing to the Question Editor, New Britain Herald, Washington Bureau, 1322 New York avenue, Washington, D. C.. enclosing two cents in stamps for reply. .Medical, legal and marital advice cannot be given, nor can extended research be undertaken. All other questions will receive a perscnal reply. Un- signed requests cannot be answared. All letters are confidential.—Editor. Q. How Bering Strait rin? A. About 50 miles. Q. What is the address of the Society of MMyflower Descendants? A. Room 604—44 East 23d Btreet, New York City, Q. How old are Lou Gehrig «nd | Babe Ruth? ! A. Gehrig was born June 19, 1903 and Ruth February 7, 1894, Q: Were there as many mar- ages in the United Stat as in 10247 A. According to the returns com- piled by the U. § Census Bureau there were 1,181,808 marriages per- formed in the United ate in 1925 compared with 1,178,318 in 1924. Q. How did the island of Sieily | get its name? A. From the earliest inhabitants | in historic times, the Siculi, who, ac- cording fo tradition, crossed gver to the island from the mainland of | v about the dawn of history. | pey were members of the great it aercss to Si- many miles from Alaska | Latino-Ttalian family. was the da of the murder of the Archduke Ferdinand? A, June 28, 1914. Q. What type of o Q. What veesel wag the er, 426 | 8 q, 10,839 tons. | s built in 1900 by Neafie and | ‘What is the color of the m'ns} and hair-in Gainsborough’s por- | trait, the “Blue Boy?' A. Eyes blue and brown. Q. Has any one top of Mt. Everest? A, No. | Q. How many miles of track has the Canadian Pacific Railroad? A 14,400, | Q. WRere in the Bible is bread called “the staff of life"? A. Tizekiel 4:14; 5:16 and 14:13 Q. When does the next Presi- dential election occur? A. Novemker 6, 1928, Q. How many miles did Lieut. Maynard fly on his round-trip flight from New York to San Francisco and how long did it ts A. The distance was 5.400 miles | and the net flying tim hours, 3 minutes and 40 seconds. | Q. What is the nationality and meaning of the name Tyler? A. It is of English origin means “tile-make Q. Does thunder cause milk sour? A. There are certain bacteria which feed on the sugar in milk | causing it to acidulate and turn| sour. Usually the air is warmer just before an electrical storm which hair chestnut climbed to the | and to | Atlanta | Atlantic | Boston causes the bacteris te multiply mere | Northfield rapidly. The electricai phenemenon | Pittsburgh is in no way responsible for turning sour. Q. Are cork legs named for the material in them? A. The name comes from the in- ventor, a Dr. Cork, and not frem the materlal. Q. Will you give me some good names for a parrot? A. Squawker, Friday, Jester, Rastus, Imp, Saucebox, Chatterbox, Flirt, Flapper, Jinks and Trumps. Q. How'can a young dog be broken of the habit of fear - when being bathed? What will give him a glossy coat? A. Break a young dog into the bath by first standing him in an empty tub, and washing him with water kept in a separate receptacle. | The third or fourth time gradually | fill the tub with water. Be gentle with the animal because it is only | natural that he should be afraid at | heing placed in something strange | out of which he cannot see. Make | the first bath as short as possible. | Rinse off with cool or cold water and dry off very carefully. After | the dog seems quite dry let him run about the house for a time. Do not take him out exeept in the summer time and even then do not take tiny dogs out. Cocqanut and olive oil and vaseline may be rubbed on a dog an hour or so hefore giving his bath. It improves the gloss of the coat. Observations On The Weather New Haven and Vicinity—Unset- tled weather with local showers to- night and Tuesday. Weather Conditions An extended area of low pressure prevails over the Middle Atlantic states, lake region, Ohio valley and southwestward over the Central Mis- sissippi valley to the southern plaing states. It is producing showers Jdrom Colorado and northwestern Texas northeastward to upper New York state districts and from Ala- bama northward to Iowa and the lake region. Southerly and south- westerly winds have combined to bring moisture and warmth to the North Atlantic states this morning, and the humidity is somewhat de- pressing. An area of high pressure attended by cooler temperatures overspreads the northern plains states and the Canadian northwest. Conditions favor for this vicinity unsettled weather with local show- ers, Torecast till 8 p. m. Tuesday: Connecticut, Massachusetts and Rhode Island — Cloudy, probably showers tonight and Tuesday; cool- er Tuesday in Western Massachu- setts; moderate to fresh south and southwest winds. Temperatures Yesterday Max. 18 8 78 74 54 90 74 56 T4 86 Min. 78 70 63 0 66 70 64 66 42 City Buffalo . Chicago Cincinnati Denver . Detroit . Duluth Hatteras Jacksonville Kansas City Los Angeles iami Minneapolis Nantucket cw Haven ew Orleans ew York . Norfolk #osresassy 80 -84 76 (L] 30 Washingten SWEETSER WINS TROPHY Takes First Leg On Coveted Gold Mashie Annually Put Into Compe- tition at Newport. Newport, R. I, Aug. § (P-—Jem W. Sweetger, British amateur golf champion, has made his first leg on the coveted gold mashie annually put into competition by 4. Suffern Tailor ever his private ecean links here, Sweetser finished three days of in- vitation medal play of 72 heles by breaking the’ record for the course and the tournaments by a score of 287. Francis Ouimet who last year established the course record at 288 had 298, while Jesse P. Guilford, who won permanent possession of the first gold mashie, was runner up to Sweetser with 291. Eddie Briggs, Jr,~of New York, metropolitan champion, was third with 293. SHOT IN BEER PARTY New Bedford, Mass., Aug. 8 (UP) —William Dubois, 24. of this city, was reported recovering in a hospi- tal here today from wounds received at a beer party. . Donato Cantama, a cripple, and his wife, were under arrest, the for- mer charged with being an aljen in possession of firearms, and the lat- ter with keeping liquer. According to police, Dubois was shot while attempting to take beer from the cellar of Cantama’s home. —_— STRICKEN IN MOVIE Lawrence, Mass., Aug. 8 (UP)—A ymovie had such an effect on the emotions. of Rudolph Perrault, 16, that he wags ynable tp leave his seat after the show. Hospital physicians who treated him sc°d he had suf- fered a mild touch of paralysis. e e e Scrawny Women Need McCoy's What is the use of going through life minus the pounds of good firm flesh that will not only make vou feel better, but will make you look better—make you more attractive in face and figure. The weight producing agents in McCoy's Tablets are all you need to bring about this happy result. Your sunken cheeks fill out—the hollows in chest and neck disappear—you take on flesh where flesh is needed. McCoy takes all the risk—Read this ironclad guarantee. If after tak- ing 4 sixty cent boxes of McCoy's Tablets or 2 One Dollar boxes any thin, underweight man or woman doesn’t gain at least 5 pounds and feel completely satisfied with the marked improvement in health— your druggist is authorized to return the purchase price. The name McCoy's Cod Liver Oil Tablets has Dbeen shortened—just ask for McCoy's Tablets at any drug store in America. A. Pinkus Eyesight Specialist 4 R. R. Arcade First Stove from Main St. The 43 states of the Union have torist wi has prep: Ly states, stween states, ever crosses ed a hand and covering speed law, b ~——— - | AvToMOBIL 1322 New York Avenue, Wa I want a copy of the bulletin, herewith five cents coin for same: NAMB STREET AND NO. CIT! WARD ISN'T S50 600D WONDERS CAN HE REACH N THE FLOOR He's saving up for a wet night.” OF LAP HAVING A BBTH 15 TUN ENOUH BUT TH5 BEING DRIE.) AFTER~ THAT CAN OF TALCUM POWDER MOTHER'S LAP THI WELL WELL HE WRIGELED 50 MUCH ABOUT HISEARS HE AL~ MOST WENT OFF OTHER SIDE FSPECIALLY WHEN MOTHER DOES HIS FACE - 000H HOW RE HNTES T STATE MOTOR LAWS STATE MOTOR in loose, uncancelied, U. §. postage stamps, or I \ varylng laws about which every mo- state lines should know. Our Washington Bureau bulletin summarizing state automobile -laws. arranged driver's license requirements, lights, required signals, etin, )l out the coupen below and mall as directed: CLIP COUPON OFF HERE = =~ == == EDITOR, Washington Bureau, New Britain Herald, reciprocity etc, If you want a copy of this shington, D. C. LAWS. and enclose reader of the NEW BRITAIN HERALD. _—e— e~ — - e = = — = o] SNAPSHOTS OF A BABY AFTERHISBATH - - - B GLUYAS WILLIAMS WELL FACE IS DRY, AND RE DOESN'T MIND RAVING RIS BACK WIPED A BT MY, HE ALMOST SUPPED OFF OH-DEAR NOW SHE'S DOING AT TIME LE PERFECTLY QUIET NOW HE'S CAUSED MOTHER A LOT OF ' TROUBLE THIS MORNING. HELL CAN KEEP STILL. WHEN SHE') RIS EARS WITH COTION W0k = THIS 15 WORSE THAN HAVING HIS TACE DONE BUT OH GRACIOUS WHO WIPING VOUR TICKLY TOES! 8-8

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