New Britain Herald Newspaper, May 19, 1927, Page 6

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Times fs on sale dally wastand, alg wastands, Entrance | 2nd Street. THE MAYOR'S M AGE TO HIS CITY formality projection Something of hing about the ages by the mayor to the Com- documents annual of me mon Council—weighty in which all the ills of the are diagnosed, the medicine pre- seribed, and then the patient is duly left to carry on for another year. The system of ging” the Council ever how- is good—just as city duly “me Common ear, ever a formality, logical as the messages of a pres ident to the congress. They give us something to think about; our minds of what's affairs; yicld us some points of formation we had never thought of before; stimulate us to take h great- refresh what in city in- er interest in civic affairs. The mayor paid a tribute to the efficacy of these annual messages by pointing out that many of the “ recommendations of the last annual message had been adopted. It can be said here that the mayor of New Britain has Dbetter luck with his recommendations than the Pres- ident of the United States, whose recommendations to his Congress very frequently do not fare so well. to be expected” is a phrase that might be uttered in connection with the mayor's sug- gestion that the city departments develop the spirit of true economy The potency of the word “economy’ has not yet disappcared. A govern- ment—even a city when not guided by economy is like an automobile without a steering wheel. Ever since President Cool- idge started the economy racket everybody is doing it—that is to say, everybody identified with city gov- erments. How they succeed is a dif- ferent matter, Mayor Weld, aided and abetted by the financially cautious Edward Hall, intends to succeed by not biting off more than one thing at a time. The prospect of increased city ex- penditures for necessary improve- ments listed by the mayor includes the probability of improving and cnlarging the Northend school on Bassett strect, the construction of “As was government— an incinerator, a park in the north- | western section of the city, exten- sion of the Piper hrook and Cherry street storm water outfalls, and ex- tension and improvement of the city waterworks system. This is & constructive program and is quite a conservative outlook. A half dozen other essentials could be listed just as casily and the to- tal cost would make quite a neat sum. The cost of even the foregoing | will be considerable, Community use of nasiums, mentioned by the mayor as plan he would like to s comes under the classific school eventuate, ation of being a constructive sugzestion and has the apparcnt merit of being de void of much expense, be in line with hood centers of (1 a scheme advocated | This wonld making ncighbor- school buildings, who think the schools should be used only for educational I public good is to result use of school purposes from the gymnasiums by little the community there can be logi- cal objection. The imy system, provement of water described in - some the wayer, is one of problems hefore the will ich to be New v growing municipalitics, solved the have future, in very near Britain, like all ot is fac- ©d with the problem of main anadequate and pure wa e mayor's sugz ston that e Whigvil will b His claim the pres per cent wit nts be made of 1 Forestville ul will incre ply by the exp. sehem analysis, st ent hout going to of raising the Shuttle Meadow dam for scve was a point well taken is a matter for the ral years long or Howey 1 determine The mayor 1 sion last year brought for- ward his first i mon Coungil; this impression is, if Ll wihi to the C |to the probable gym- | many citi- zens and somewhat oposcd by others ! detail by | major | anything, enhanced by message, which was comprehensive and abounding in commion sense. A MADM!: ACT a Michigan property the high taxes were to Be farmer, | whose forecl ause mortgaged 4, thought by school costs Iblame for his financlal difficulties, jmor‘ than two-score persons—most 1u' them school children—today | dead, the result of a dynamite ex- ! plosion planned and executed by | this madman. This is'how an insane i “‘got caused fman revenge.'” Nothing more depressing to the spirits has occurred in a long time. children and others who be- ! came victims of this demons deviltry | were in no way responsible for the | high taxes; carefree and happy they were In the building provided by the authorities for the procurement of their elementary education. How a !man, even one mentally unbalanced, could take revenge on the wholesale plan upon he his dren is beyond human understand- between this and the lesser ing. The differcnce | cllow’s terrible act lacts of mentally unbalanced people |is only of degree. If the fiendish | proclivities of this farmer had been discovered in time he would have landed in an asylum, where medical [ treatment might have cured him of his obsession. That he was able to construct an claborate wiring system in the cellar of the school building without being noticed is one of the remarkable points about the tragedy AIL MAIL INCREASE announcing that there has been a generous increase in the to- tal of mail carried by air plane the government gives full credit to the substantial reduction of rates carried into effect. When business is dull, nothing stimulates it like bargain rates. THE In recently When the air mail was first estab- lished it was held up as a boon to business which would be able to mail important papers with the as- surance they would be delivered in the minimum time. But it was ap- parent, especially in New England, that there were not sufficient im- portant papers needing transporta- ous institution. With the reduction in rates it has been discovered that a large part of the public is prepared to use the |air. It no doubt will soon come to the point where the planes will be loaded to maximum capacity at all times. As it costs just as much to operate the mail planes whether the I poundage of mail is light or heavy, (it would scem that the government is in the way of making the air mail division of the post office show dividends, or at least break even. THE BLACK ROCK BRIDGE City officials and the New Haven railroad are now comparing notes as cost of rebuilding the Black Rock bridge and widening it. This is not the first time that | the railroad has discussed the mat- | ter with the city; in fact, the Black Rock bridge Is one of those things {which has been often discussed and rarely touched, except to put down |new planks in place of those worn by the avalanche of automobiles and trucks passing over it. The Black Rock bridge cannot be left in its present lamentable condi- tion forever. The city by all means |should insist that the raliroad come to an agrecment about what is to be done, the pro rata of cost, and then there should be no more delay about it. Mor: automobile visitors to New Britain pass over this structure than any other in the city, and the im- pression they zot of the city is not enhanced by the looks of the pres- ent structure and the approaches to it. An autoist may a fine opinion of the city until he reaches the vicinity of have the bridge, gets the impression that something is run down at the hee Few structures yield better oppor- tunities for an architectural impres- [siveness than by Although no elaborate str Black of the present ever heen planned at place wooden make- shift, the city and the would be wasting no de vi tempt w m o span with a © to beanty as well as utility AGAINST UGLY SIGNS end tr { ! Merchants in the north are on right trac are about th Nothing lookin, or ways and appear detr cir distriet. ts so much om the tone 3 to offend the eyes with front of establishments, huge I to sings i is so among other thi quictus on cusior flourishe exleriors modern The ing mereh ut how a business look in order to at- and win custom natural- ith consternation efforts o upon any nearby business rs his store front a heierogeneous misture of ‘\;momd sigus. Une such conglomer- the latest was | i lie innocent chil- tion to make the air mail a prosper- | when he | Rock to take the | railroad ; nmoney if an at- | rebuild the | | of a business scction | NEW BRITAIN DAILY HERALD, THURSDAY, MAY 19, 1927. ation on a atreet will spoil it for |everyone else, including the public. We talk much about unsightly billboards along the country high- '\\'. which spoil our view of scenery to which we feel we are en- !iitied. We have their counterpart right in the cities, however, where ! streets that could be made to look | pleasant and a joy to beholders and | shoppers are made as hideous in ap- pearance as possible. It our rural | cousins shiould exercise more care as {to how they permit their properties to be desecrated with signs, we in the cities should reciprocate by | avoiding some of the streets. same on our | FactsandFancies Death has the Maxim silencer. So many of the season's pleasures begin with “b”: Bock beer, bait, bass. Jury room: A place where con- victions are overcome by the .anre to get out of there. Since religion makes many hap- | py and does no harm to any, just what does the athelst gain by knock- ing it? A little trash moving in the spring is all right, but the Mississippi is too darned feminine. NEW YORK AND BASEBALL The annual baseball league races in the major leagues has taken om the appearance of a New York af- The two teams from the metropolis, superior in both offense jand defense, have done their best to !'spoll the appearance of a genuine contest for the annual champion- and unless cither or both are ned from to a train wreck, and do not run into a midseason slump, they are certain to win the pennants in their respective leagues. One would think from this show- ing that interest in the national game, so far as the two major leagues are would be perceptibly lowered. las been the case. have fair. { ships weaki losses due concerned, Yet the reverse Cash customers the ball parks as never hefore, leading staid observers ito the conclusion that it is not the | tightness of a league race which at- tracts trade so much as the general desite to see ball games. More paid ission records have been broken vear than ever before. From what we judge that the public this year is keyed up to con- templating individual performers. What Ruth, Hornsby, Gehrig and jammed | | missing. | again to get a million out of Ford The days of true martyrdom are over, but a husband feels about that ! way when he discovers a button is A movie hero has one advantage. He doesn't stay married long enough to hate his mothers-in-law. Publishers are queer. In other lines, “seconds” are cheaper; but} a rotten book costs as much as a good one. A general practitioner is one who diagnoses your case instead of say- Amcricanism: A conviction that times are always good if Wall street | likes the administration. The trouble is that too much sav- ing for vour old age makes you old too darned fast. Phew! That chap who must try is losing 47 cents a minute in inter- est. What is so rare as a day in June | when you don't get a double en- Cobh do on any given day seems to be more important than the base- ball scores, seeing that these make little difference in the league races. The star system seems to have flowered remarkably well. i RUM RUNNERS AND COPS That was an interesting little case | in Plainville—the one where two constables were dropped from the force because they allowed cupidity and a rum truck driver to overcome sound fudgment. Sorry as we are to see such a thing happen, it may serve the purpose of calling atten- | tion to the ways of temptation, es- pecially appertaining to our duly constituted law officers. It is to their credit that only occasionally do they become so human as to! slip into the snares so plentifully distributed along their paths. The wage of a constable or a po- | liceman is not of such munificent | quantity as to make him feel the financial equal of a bank president, a merchant prince, or a hootlegger. Consequently, when temptation comes to him it looks bigger than it does to the big fellow. It is easy for the fellow with an income of $200,000 a year to stay perfectly lionest and righteous when he sees a chance to grab off $20 through an illicit deal; but to the party who is just that much shy of paying the month's rent the deal might take on i the hue of national necessity. ped on the highway by an inquisi- tive constable the first thing the driver thinks of is, can the wearer of the sturry emblem be bought off. Suppose the hard liqueurs on the truck are worth $30,000. The owner of the viands would clearly be a per- | son to whom $50 excess transporta- | tion costs would not be prohibitive. Indeed, man and police chief this side of paradise knows, the owner of any booze truck filled with of Kick would consider as high as $200 easy money to get free of the clutches of the law, once they have hegun to clutch. worth |is that he doesn’t have to pay any eral license to do business, e worst comes he might as well | pay a license in the form of a few Ibills to the happy constable who happens to block the way. All works constable or the of which € the perfectly police- office and turn recreant to | fathers hadn't !ly delighted.” Hence when a rum truck is stop- | as every constable, police- | N0 little surprise to many in hall.| $30,000 | not to give up if The philosophy of a rum runner | SOuth side of Court street to Samuel %0 if | man is willing to violate his oath of | velope shrieking for a gift. -~ = = [N = 5 i pay | water company will turn it off! { He never fibbed about the game { He never bragged about the hills bat, | ications t0 Fun shop Editor, care of the New Britain Herald, and your lettér will be forwarded to New York. | That Merry Morning Gallop. Folk: More constables won't solve our needs, But fun-stables, steeds Of humor so0 each shall see Our tempers riding merrily! to house the Certainly Mrs. Saunders: “John, John, come here, quick. burst and the water is pouring out in a regular flood. What will we do? I can’t shut it off!” Prof. Saunders: Marjorie, calm yourself. the next bill and “Calm yourself, then the VERACITY (By Francis G. Ryan Alf Gerlinslager's fame was wide, He was a truthful man; On every human kind of le He placed a rigid ban. He slaughtered in a day; He never falsified about The fish that got away. His car could take on high— He never spoofed about how much A dollar used to buy. He always held that lying was The nastiest of crimes— Perhaps that makes it clear he's Been married seven times! why A Wasted Life! George: “A man died the other day who was 117 years old.” Am “Gracious! Just think of all the things he could have bought on the installment plan! —Cyril Pittman. The nest question-and-answer book will be titled ‘“Wrong An-| swers,” by Earl Carroll and Harry | Sinclair! '\ What Johany Thought | Just being big doesn’t help you. When fashion says ‘“get thin,” the hips are first to fell the pinch. Well, why shouldn’t a fellow wear cap and gown to the post office when he graduates from a corres- pondence school? Blood will tell, and if our fore- | hated tyrants we! wouldn't feel that way about um- ! pires. | No wonder they had big familles in the old days! A baby merely meant that mother came for two weeks; nobody had to mortgage his | house. Classes? Yes, the upper class has | a power mower; the lower class has | no lawn to worry about; the middle class rolls its own. Correct this sentence: “Our rich- est man went broke,” said the gos- sip, “and nobody in town was secret- | (Copyright 1927, Publishers’ Syndicate). 25 Years Ago Today It is gratifying to note Britain residents are buying much | county real estate and moving out into the suburbs. The trolley line are not following them into the new sections of the city, however. The Economic League being formed in New Britain held a pub- lic meeting in the Opera house yes- terday. It was not as well attended us expected, but there was a fairly representative group present. The presence of Rev. H. I. Bodley on the platform was of itself a source of that New He made a sincere showed his interest provement. He address which in civie im- urged the leaguers they met with per- plexing difficulties. Mayor Sullivan of Hartford and P. O'Day also | spoke. he People's church, through E. Schultz, has sold its lot on the F. W, Ordw Attorney C. F. Conlon of Plain- | ville returned from the shore this morning with a couple of hundred pounds of flatfish, which he gen- distributed among his friends. They rcport the fishing at Short Beach as phenomenal The recklessness of bicyelists who speed along and who do not carry lanterns at night is expected to lead to wholesale arrests any day. Riding his pub- lic duty. Nobody knows but e how often this happens; erybody under- stands perfectly well that it can constab pol officers generally i cmenry Iy | a tly law are per- from such financial allurements, This can be out a formal investigation or an of- | ticial report. It is occasionally, that one of the s to of | | course, or two-—or ms boys in be bribed. » traneaction blue aliow At later such times, i conie publ iy, there iy« tongue-wagging the tongue- s in the hoozc- would of siness, tey | and some then, tiey cops, would ace 19 PEESONS DROWNED Russia, May 19 (P re drowned he ing of a milk barge {1 the Dnieper river. Five others wnere saved, casants we in ca said with- | on sidewalks is also becoming pre- I valen | 1t was announce. | Main street armory all weddings in 1in the East today that at Mary's parish brides must wear a hat or a veil. It was customary some years ago for [ brides to appear without any head- iressing, but of late they have worn ither a lat or a veil. That custom will he obscrved in the future, Landers, Frary, & Clark obtained first blood in the fuctory league y by defe the § 14 to wwson, relensed by Tlartford, A with the Works, and the was earried on w protest that reason need - Fusari Bonefant, Smith, O'Day Moulthroy il dieton, Asie, ey line-np con- a Marr, Vicker: Drew . Camphell, Kit- Johnson | pl ime mder for Landers I"oley, ey Lawson, 11il ind n, Stops Falling Hair. Cor. rects dandruff and scalp ecze- ma. Money-Back Guarantee. ‘Whyte-Fox knocks pimples. Try it | Dear Mr. lout m Little Johnny, aged seven, had heen taken to the Zoo to sce the nimals. He stood before the spotted lcopard's cage for a few minutes | staring intently. Then, turning to his mother, he asked: ‘Say, Ma, is that the dotted lion | that everybody wants dad to sign fon?" —Mrs. Helen Gilford. Ladics Also Prefer! Judell: Albert was blonde and fair, and T rather liked him the first time we We won't | kidded with a limerick. Please? Victor Torley. Dear Vic: Doggone right!— There was a young fellow named Burr Who owned an intelligent cur; He wants it to learn To say “girl,” but the dern Hound can mever get further than “Grrrr.” No Steam How's the new clerk?” 0 good. He has no Greg Wilcox steam.” Gregory: “He never did—he used to be our janitor!" —Mrs. T. B. Moll. (Copyright, 1927, Reproduction forbidden). The water pipe has | ! i | QUESTIONS ANSWERED You can gelL an answ r to any question of fact or information by writing to the Question Editor, New Britain Herald, Washington Bureav, 1322 New York avenue. Washington, D. C. enclosing two cents !n stamps for reply. Medical, legal and marital advice cannot be given, nor can estended research be undertaken. All other questions will receive a personal reply. Un- signed requests cannot be answared. All letters are confidential.—Editor. Q. Where can I purchase a “Bluejacket's Manual”? A. From the superintendent of documents, government printing office, Washington, D. C., for one dollar in coin or postal money order. Q. On what kind of a beach did Major Seagrave break the world's automobile speed record at Daytona, I"lorida ? A. The record was made on the beach where the sand is hard packed and almost level when the tide recedes. The sand at Daytona is composed of finest silicon and shell particles, and the beach is practically level, which allows the sand to pack close and evenly. The beach is firm as concrete and resili- ent as rubber. Tt extends 500 feet wide and is 19 miles long without obstruction at low tide. Q. What were the maiden names of the wives of Presidents Coolidge, Harding and Taylor? A. Mrs. Taylor's name was Mar- garet Smith; Mrs. Harding’s name was Florence Kling and Mrs. Coo- lidge’s name was Grace Anna Goodhue. Q. What is the import duty musical instruments in the States? A, 40 per cent of their value. Q. What is the average density on United met. 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Minnesota, called the ‘State of Ten Thousand Lakes” has the largest number. Q. What is the greatest depth of the ocean below sea level? What is the average depth? A. The average depth is 12,600 feet. The deepest place that has been sounded is 145 miles southwest of Tokio, Japan, where the bottom is 32,644 feot below the surface. Q. What is the leading industry of France . A, The clothing industry. Q. Why is the feminine pronoun used for ships and the moon? A. The use of both feminine and masculine pronouns for neuter nouns is the outgrowth of custom. Q. What are the six great races into which mankind is divided? A. The general classification with approximate numbers is as fol- lows: Mongolian, 655,000,000; Cau- casian 645,000,000; Negro 190,000, 000; Semitic 81,000,000; Malayan 52,000,000; Red Indian 23,000,000. Q. What causes a chicken to be constantly pulling at its feathers? A. Feather pulling in chickens is a vice which Way originate from “When the Spring gets be travelin' i Some Consolation Warin 'he American stage is [ on ity last legs.” Hamilto “Well, pretty legs! . Ya gotta they're darn —J. I .. Flanigan. The Limerick Circus iis way ladies and gents—to the test side show of them all! . J.: Barbara Wynne, is very protty except “toed. Ileas . a limerick. Amelia Carr. s that stetho- And here {my girl friends, being pigeo her case in nose st Diear A Wher scope? Oh yes, h is the limerick— There was a Wynne 8o pigeon-toed She said with a weep, My feet go to sleep And that's why my toes all turn in!" Dear editor: Jason Burr, my chum, young woman named ‘twis a sing At Barbers and Druggists has a mongrel dog he thinks is pret- ty smart, 1 thiok he gught t9 be DRAGS OUT HOSE TO WATER LAWN R NOTHING HAPPENS. DIS- COVERS HOSE HAS A LOT OF KINKS IN T ) STARTS TO TURN ON WAT- several causes, such as close con finement with idleness, lack of sufficient mineral or animal matter in the feed, or the presence of itcn mites at the base of the feathers. A particularly vicious hen may begin the practice, which may be imitated by others of the flock and continued as a habit. For treatment allow as much room as possible for exer- cise. Scratching for feed in deep litter helps to keep the birds busy. Provide a varlety of feeds with meat serap and plenty of green feed and Sround oystcr shell. e early die- covery and isolation of the principal offenders will frequently check the trouble where it is metely a habit and not due to other causes. Q. When did Queen Victoria's diamond jubilee occur? A. From June 22 to 1897, Q. eclse’ July 18, Which is correct or “anyone else's”? A. The latter. Q. What is the origin of the ex- pression “The Ghost Walks”? A. The phrase is attributed to one of a company of unpaid stroll- ing English players who while re- hearsing “Hamlet” sald in answer to Hamlet's speech concerning the Ghost “Perchance "twill walk again®. “No, I'm d-d if the Ghost walks until our salaries are paid.” Q. What the nationality of Eamon De Valera's parents? A. His father was Spanish and his mother Irish. De Valera was born in New York and now lives in Dublin, Ireland. Q. How can from quicksilver? A. Fold a piece of writing paper to fit a glass funnel. Near the point of the paper make a number of pinholes. The mercury or quick- silver will run through these leavhlg the dust behind. An enameledware | or hard rubber funnel can be used, but not one of tinplate. Q. Is John Barrymore, actor, married? A. 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Areas of | high pressure prevail oft the east Florida coast and over the Canadian provinces north of the Lake region | and the plains states, also off the| California coast. A long arca of low pressure extends from Texas northwestward over the Rocky mountain districts, Salt Lake City, Utah 29.50. Seasonal temperatures | prevail generally in all sections. Conditions favor for this vicinity unsettled weather with local showers and not much change in tempera- ture, Temperatures yesterday were: }l(gh L'on EL] €2 68 62 48 T4 ow r Atlanta . Atlantic City Boston RBuffalo . Chicago Cincinnati & .. Denver w 4s| 4 60 64 14 6 86 Duluth . Hatteras lacl(son\llle Kansas City 1.os Angeles ....... Miami Minneapolis . Nantucket New Haven .. New Orleans New York . Norfolk ... Northfield . Pittsburgh Portland, M 8t. 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