New Britain Herald Newspaper, May 16, 1927, Page 6

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The welcome sign is above | thé door. city THE BRITISH RAID OF “SOVIET HOUSE" sir William Joynson-Hicks, ish home secretary, has from time | to time been written up as a man of determination and He made quite a reputation during the coal strike and the general strike. | He is one of the stellar lights in the Conservative party. His personality | Brit- | energy. represents the type of man who will knock his fist on the table with nnl air.of finality and take charse of the plan of campaign. Thus it came about that a raid was instituted on “Sovict house,” thie headquarters of the trade delegation in London. It didn't make any difference whether l)n:| place was in the nature of an em- | bassy and entitled to diplomatic im- munity. It was easy to get around this, accarding to.Sir William. All that was necessary was to treat the personncl with marked considera- tion, not arresting them and not mistreating them; but such diplo- matic immunity did not extend to the safes and strong boses in the Russian embassy. These could bLe opened by the police and Scotland Yard with- | out infringing upon the diplomatic immunity guaranteed by the Brit- ish-Sovist trade treaty of 1921. The object of the raid was to cap- ture a document which Sir William Joynson-Hicks claimed the Soviet sarics posse In order to this document it was of course necessary to make a search of the premises. The s ¢ anything, ihorough. Tools cust ch, traordinarily marily uscd by offi- was burglars had to be used most ciently. Sir William seems a bit nettle 0 far the important document has not been found, but everything clse belonging to- the has been ing the K Soviet emissaries aken charge of, includ- passhooks of the sonnel, Whether or not the raid was entirely successful is a matter of opinion. The British I 1 1 was consent or these dignitarie It wis most unusual to go about h ing without cons izn office. as the mat of diplo- alie immunity is one consider le moment in inter 1 law. Now we are learn that the rmment did not "his would whit and place all the William. The ash worst to him would be | political preferment “hamberlain, greatly to do. n under heavy pressure ultra-Conser . knows not wha He trom hé tives brealk the Soviets, but refused to go fur- 1an send (hem o Strong note— one Just as strong in reply » Sovieis are saving It makes lit- tie differencs zoode, to do busit where they buy their and if England doesn't want ss with them perhaps i during the raid . | declare them to be forgeries, as they | they have prohibition. | there j commonly | signea juse one of them thorough | per- thor- | to' off diplomatic relations with | there are some other nations vho‘[ would be more than glad to take their money. British trade interests have been losing heavily in China, | and now don't like the idea of los- ing another customer. It this thing keeps up, they say, England will have to get along without export- ing goods. The raid seems to have been an! effort by Sir Willlam to bring about a rupture with the Soviets, all other methods having falled. The raid also 1s a sequel to the one insll-‘ tuted In Peking a few! weeks ago, | which is said to have been inspired by the British, Coming at a time when the So- viets for the first time were adopt- ing a pacific attitude toward other | nations so far as co-operation with ' the Geneva economic the raid the aims of conference was concerned, will do no good. Now the House of Commons is to | make an announcement, which may be in the nature of throwing oil on | the troubled waters or throwing dynamite. If incriminating were found Russians will Russian documents the did after the Peking raid. Nobody | will know exactly what's what, and i America, the Chines: er, that a mald or factory wowker | everybody belleve just what ! they like, There will be no war about i, ! however; the object of the raid was | to obtain political ammunition, to force the hand of the British gov- ernment in its relations with Russia. | can been no trade Soviets in the would have agrcement with the | firt place. Certain Pritish politicians would get rid of the trade agreement, certain industrials would keep it. Whether it will go by the board or whether it will stick is a matter of weeks. LANG AND THE LANGUAGE One of the prominent mentors of | tho American language has arisen to remark that there are entirely | ang phrases in current | circulation; that colloquialisms ! abound on every hand, even in cir- cle where the nicetics of language hat gramma is becoming a lost art, etc. All of which may be true. The dictionaries are full of allusions to | colloquialisms in use, more or less ; this, apparently, by way of being up-to-date. The average American—the typical wise-cracker such as we meet on every hand— seems to enjoy nothing so much as to warble a new snappy word, or to indulge in the latest cateh term de- to render emphasis to his too many should be cultivated; ! remarks. Jazzing up the language in manner may have its tions. Some of the words and terms | thi remunera- | we hear for a short period may be | doomed to oblivion; but more than occasionally some of thesc phrases stick and become imbedded into the fabric of the language. An _-\n\'f’(ll‘:”l! scems to have no trouble in under- standing the meaning of popular smart talk; he doesn't need a dia- gram or a bMeprint to designate the idea being “put across’— to! coming to mind th the wings of familiarity; he Is | “sold"—gosh, there is another—on | the plan to make language a lv- ing thing reflecting the character- istics of the times. The learned lex cographers may rave at the healy work ensuing in the endeavor to | keep up procession of | crackling vocalisi, but the common practitioner of sparkling language “knows his onions.” with the Who is justified in saying that the terror of language, that slang is an evidence | of low-browism? Some of the most | cultured men we have ever met, in | moments when they wished to say descended into the pits and hauled up a term that all who listened could understand; not. | only this, but term helped ;mr:w to win their argument. That's | one of the beauties of mangling the colloquialisms are it with forcs the language; | o that it sometimes achieves an the most meticulous | soon as the NEW BRITAIN DAILY HERALD, became accepted by scholars and { laymen. As a means of convincing anyone, this editorial may be a "perfect bust,” or it may be a “knock out.” Here are two terms which are op- posites; they are typical of current slang, and we have heard both of them used in what was supposed to be fine company. Anyway, they mean something definite which our contemporary minds can under- stand. and they are short cuts in the elimination of verbiage. They sound rough and ready; be in the next big dictionary buy. you CHINESE AND AMERICAN IDEAS Inscrutable China, how peculiar to occidental eyes. The Chinese do everything backwards, we supposc. They even pay teachers at least ten times as much as they pay brick- layers. They think there are no thieves that In America all marriages turn out happy. Americans, they believe, don't drink alcoholic liquor because distingtion in tell one anoth- There is no cla occuples the same social position as John D. Rockefeller. Incidentally they believe John D. is the most beloved of Americans. They are convinced all Americans locomotive; they also think all of us are doctors and surgeons. We don't know whether Chiang Kai-shek’s cohorts are enlightening the peasants and sampam operators about our true selves; perhaps these childish beliefs will vanish n\s in- telligence increases, Our ideas about the Chinese are no less ridiculous—to the Chincse. We think they all helong to tongs and fight over nqthing in particular. That thelr favorite dishes consist of rats and snakes. That they eat soup with chopsticks. That their doctors remunerationf patient becomes 111, well and ceases as That Chinese are always honest. That all girl bables are drowned. That they invented nearly every- thing thousands of years ago only to discard the inventions. Perhaps we too, in time, will gain in intelligence and not take every- thing for fact that is said about the INDUSTRIAL WORKERS D PARMERS Industrial workers are enjoying zood fortune, so it is claimed. We have it direct from the business bulletin of the Cleveland Trust Com- pany, which in turn figures of the National Conference board. This good fortune can be sum- marized from the bulletin in this manner: Money wages money, but real wages are computed upon the buying power of the money. The average weekly pay now is nearly two and a third times as much as it was in 1914. But this does not mean the industrial work- er is that much better off than in 1914, as the cost of living has also increased. But this cost o’ living has not increased as rapidly as wages s0 it is claimed. Be this as it may, here is a concluding paragraph in the summary: At least part of the good for- tune that has been enjoyed by the industrial workers of the country during the past year and a half has been at the ex- pense of the farmers. Food prices on the farm have been falling. If they had not been, the cost living would have been by how distinctly higher than it is. This differential in | well-being, which perity aw from and gives it to the industrial | workers, is by the nature of its operation an influence that cer- tai cennot continue indefi- nitely, and probably cannot continue much longer. quotes the Industrial i Now comes Scnator Arthur Cap- cmployment ot English misses, i H. L. Mencken wrote a book some years ago on “The American Language,” which something entirely different from the English language. And it was just as eru- the ponderous tomes emitted by the supposed e was | in its way as rts who float about in the b |er realms of Engiish as vosed to be fixed ever One of cha of Thomas Hardy's stor of the Wos- sex downs is the mountainou glomeration of colloquialis ound in them. Wh [‘.(o the works of a not it seems, e is sup- | stingly. | the acteristios con | that they becom: and for | get into the dictionarics. | ter of fact, looked up some them and found they were there, aught we are awar we There is something to be suid in spicing up the language, Vil some favor ot ev of the spice is of tem- It is human to seik nguage scivnces and what not porary quality novelty, in as well a8 in the arts, some of us get 10 amusing oursclvee with terms nobody hat have to think of it, wisecrack heard before, isn't saying | terms may not sonu nent value., Comg is the way the vast Engl | guage was built up. jown any rules; t {per of Kansas with an ariicle in | For i point. This fighting agr | Kansa s the s Magazine on this very same vian from basic ailment in | azricnlture today is a top-heavy sye ttem of distribution two-thirds of the 1y paid for farm prod which pockets $30,000 Getiing down to rock bottom, | is how the Kansan pus it “Foiled down, the one g is that in farming is no . The farmer neluding management nily labor, have decr od from an average per fa for the whole country of $1,37 to 3648 a yrar tod onlly 50 cents a business longer pro ings, arn- i | | s! farmer’s cont *“has in the cost of pro- last s not b ailroads and other industrics to sed costs 1o 18 to accept W Ly the price fixed rs who live but may | are first class machinists and can/ A I it were not for the trade involved, | repair anything from a watch to & are paid as long as the patient is Celestials, | are in realjahead as some darned aliens will. 00,000 | ‘What we g¢t out of this is that the industrial workers are living at the expense of the farmers. The one authority, first quoted, £] “this cannot continue indefinitely, and probably cannot continue much longer;” the other that nothing but a stabilization like the McNary- Haugen farm relief Dbill will put farming on as good a basis as working in a factory. Something else cannot continue indefinitely, we'll add to the dis- cussion, The last report of the de- partment of agriculture had it that the flow of men from the country to the city is continuing. When a farm- ler quits farming he goes to the | itown, and this cannot continue in- | without affecting the | | ecolomic life of the country scrious- i iy | The question inevitably aris if definitely the day is to come when the farm- | s get more for their produce, will | | the industrial workers fare worse? ! Or, putting it differently, how much be like ' or robbers in America. They think {actual diffcrence will a rise in food | products mean to the worker? Or, if there is a rise, will | industrial lic get more wages to take of it, will he get the same wa {will he get less? Will somebody please page Trv- ing Fisher at Yale or somcbody down at Columbia University ? | Factsand Fancies has no add alge-| is the land that One might als { Happy history! bra. | A lower race never gets “hated” | because it's lower, but because it's bad mannercd. There is only one definition news, It is gossip of the hood known as earth. of bor- In this democrati really in-laws. country nobody orns the poor unless they're | ' Why cuss a man? T awry, it's the potte the man’s grandpa the ault. jar i Go cu Woman is more efticient. She can talk for forty minutes without a pitcher of water on a stand nearby. remind us it's nd and stand in preparing to | Ships at Shangh: bad manners to s the doorway after leave. when just a model Dad's fear of young men, da ter reaches fifteen, is confession that he was no youngster. A village is a place where a church row affords opportunity to| air grudges nursed quictly for fifteen years. Americanism: The decency to stand in line instead of butting in Dope addict: A sick man care- fully manacled by some doctor wWho wants a sure and easy income. A wet tidewater cynic s: the in- land district was a champion of wa- ter and now look at it. The smuggled alien has no chance to escape detection. Even it he speaks English, he can't speak it through his nose. The way to keep mother from; scolding you for getting in at mid-| night is to get to bed before she comes home. The nations have exchanged pro- fessors and studeats. But 11 at reform must wait until they ex- change history books. “Louisiana ships frogs to Japan” —Headline. Thoso' Louisiana folk are French, but that's no sufficient i reason for deportation. We shall not volution as a whole until s v finger develops more than the sccond one. So the violet ray makes cows give more milk. And we thought, in our - look was ult of watering ; “Ile s a swellhead,” ver has writ- | Correct this senten ! successful hi with said the gossip, * ten o the president | Copyright 1027 Pu rers Syndicate One of New Britain's old- Send all communications to Fun Shop Editor, carc of the New (Britain Herald, and your letter will be forwarded to New York. Let's All Go Fishing, Folks? may not all be anglers, with tackle and with bait, Well, Folks, let's not be wranglers, but in the merry state Of laughter and good humor, tackle things about. And see how much enjoyment we shall-be fishing out! We let's Not His Hobby! Tramp; ‘“Please, Mister, you gimme a dime?"” Jenkins: “Do I look like John D. Rockefeller 2" would b ol A to Weaken: Meow? Jordan: “What kind of a cat is , 1d? Angora?” Land No, it's a cat that was brought over from Ireland.” Jordan: “Oh, I gee. Begorra! —Mrs. D. R. Rebell TRUE ENOUGH Candied opinions are more wel- come these days than candid ones! THE SORROWS OF SATIN (A Fun Shop Drama) In Three Acts By Cecilia G. Gessell Act One (Prayer meeting in the Heavenly Rest Church. Parson Jones is just finishing his sermon.) * Parson Jones: “And den come de Fall, and it was a mahty cold Fall, and Adam and Eve, dey put on dey clo's. And Fall am comin’ soon in dis parish, and yoh pahson gonna need cl Ain’t no use specificatin® what Ah needs, Ah needs evvithin from a hat down and from an ovuh- coat In. We will now pass de col- lection plate, and remembah, mah lambs, yoh shephuhd needs, and de Lohd loveth a gheahful givuh. Pass de plates.” Act Two (The plates are being passed. The usher pauses before Rufus John- sing. Rufus shuts his eyes.) Usher: “Mistah Johnsing, you gonna give to de Lohd?” Johnsing: 'm glad Salvation's sah. Ah'm suttingly glad Salvation's free.” Act Three (After church, Parson Jonas stops Mr. Johnsing.) Parson Jonas: “Ah suttingly was suhprised, brothuh, at yoh behav- jorisms in de chuhch dis mohning.” Johnsing: “Pahson, Ah'd be glad to contribute to de collection isms, but Ah'm broke. W Ah owes evvy man in dis town! Evvy- body!" Parson Jona Doan yoh think, bruthuh, yoh owes de Lohd some- ain’t sah, Ah does. But He ain't pressin’ me lak mah othuh credituhs!"” Dear Editor: The little boy Said to his mother, “What's the idea Of having a statue Under the sink 1is mother said, “Shhh! That's the plumber!” Naturally 1 Wwas the plumber!! 3 —H. B. V. Tow It Was Carroll: “How much help do you cmploy in your office?” Blake: “Two." Carroll: “Nonsense. You have more people than that.” Blake: “Oh, ves; two help and a dozen hindrance!™ must ~Julins Honer A Tailor-Made Joke “Tobacco keeps a man from fits,” | Said Dr. Walter Ott; | “I know it,” said his patient, “My tailor smokes a lot.” —Jake Falstaff Children Are So Cute Jim swung at Bill; Bill swung at Jim; . They both began to bawl; “What's this?” they heard mother shout; “What's all this tarnal fuss about?"” “We're playing bat and bawl!" —Benjamin W. Verinder their From Our Own Infant-Ry Drill Regulations! Little Mary, but five summers, was playing’ one warm summer eve- ning in front of a neighbor's house. The neighbor's daughter was en- tertaining her beau. The front door was open, and Mary looked in just in time to sce the young man kiss the young lady!!! Mary rushed home as fast as she could and told her mother what she had seen. Her mother told Mary how naughty it was, and said, “Now Mary, I hope you'll never do tI No. mother,” replied Mary. close the door!" —Rev. Fred R. Dent (Copyright, 1927, Reproduction Forbidden) “I'lL QUESTIONS ANSWERED You can get an answ r to any question of fact or information by writing to the Question Editor, New Britain Herald, Washington Bureau, 1323 New York avenue, Washington, D. C. enclosing two cents in stamps for reply. DMedical, legal and marital advice cannot be given, nor can extended research be undertaken. All other questions will recelve a personal reply. U signed requests cannot be answ:red All letters are confidential.—Editor. Q. On what day did Easter Sun- day fall in 18812 A. April 17th. Q. What is the average life of a bird? A. Most birds have long lives— small song birds live from 8 to 18 years and eagles and vulturey live a hundred years or more. Q. Why can a bird stand on a high tension electric wire without being electrocuted ? A. Because the current {s not grounded through the body of the bird Q. TIs Sid Hatfield, the West Vir- ginia feudist, still living? A. He was killed August 2, 1921. Q. Can you tell me something about Coue and his system of heal- ing? A. Emil Coue, a French phar- macist, originator of the system of auto suggestion which bears his name, was born in Troyes. He studied pharmacy and later estab- lished himself at Nancy, where he inaugurated a system of clinics for the application of his theories. The fundamental feature of his system is indicated in the formula “Every day in every way I am getting bet- ter and better,” the idea being that by constant repitition and concen- tration of the mind on one thing, that thing can be accomplished. Th been’ performed by Hindus and Chinese as long as 1000 B. C. The American Indians also played some kind of criss-cross game with grains of corn when the first white men arrived on this continent. Magic squares played an important part in the occultism and mysticism of the Middle Ages. Q. From what book is the movie “The Volga Boatman” taken? A. It was an original scenario written by Konrad Bercovici for the screen and adapted by Leonore J. Coffee. ) Q. How did the former Imperial House of Austria-Hungary, get the name Hapsburg? A. The supposition is that the name was derived from the castle of Habsburg, or Habichts¥brg (Hawk's Castle), on the bank of the Aar, in the Swiss canton of Aar- gau, said to have been built aboat A. D. 1027 by Werner, Bishop of trassburg. His nephew, Werner I, was the first Count of Hapsburg; but the real founder of the house was Albrecht (or Albert) TII (about 1172) the son of Werner II. Q. Before Parliamentary gov- ernment was established in Eng- land did the King have absolute power. A. The English House of Lords dates from the Assembly which met in November 1925, known as the Model Parliament. Prior to 1265 when the first House of Commons ‘was summoned by Earl Simon de Montford the Kings of England did not rule absolutely. They had ad- visory councils and generally acted after consultation. Although in early times kings were regarded as “the fountain of all justice,” they did not arrogate to themselves full authority. Q. What is the address of Max- fleld Parrish, the artist? A. Windsor, Vermont. Q. Do bases on balls affect the batting average of a hase ball player? A. The batter is not charged with a time at bat if he gets a base on balls, and consequently his bat- ting average is not affected. Q. What is a ‘“debenture”? A. Tt is an instrument in the na- ture of a bond, given as an acknowl- edgment of debt and providing for repayment out of some specified fund or source of {income, as a mortgage debenture, one secured by mortgage, Q. Is it correct”to use “who” or “whom” in the following sentence: “There is a girl here, whom (who) I know"? / A. “Whom" is correct. The oh- jective relative pronoun shoulq be used because it is the ohject of “know."” 25 Vears Ago Today Engineer W. H. Cadwell left town today for a two weecks’ vacation in the Adirondacks. The last survivor of the old horse cars which were used in the days when the Dolan Bros. owned the tramway system in this city, was re- duced to ashes yesterday. This old car has stood for several years on the south side on the tracks near White Oak and was one of the sights between this city and Plain- ville. Yesterday the men cleaning up around it were ordered to burn the car and in a short time only the ifron work and a pile of ashes mark- ed the spot where the car stood. Architects Cadwell and Crabtree of this city received notification to- day that their plans for the Ansonia 1922 M. Coue visited the TUnited States to lecture and demonstrate his system. He died July 2, 1926, Q. Has the record made by Charles W. Paddock for the hun- dred yard dash been beaten? % A. He still holds the record at 9.5 seconds. Q. What fs the fight on record? A. It is said to be the one that occurred at Carbondale, Pennsyl- vania, May 23, 1886, between Heald and Cannon. The fight lasted 39 seconds. Q. What causes dimples? A. A dimple is caused by ad- herence of the skin to the deeper tissues—most frequently on the cheek or chin—and rendered visible by the uct of smiling. Q. Did the ancients have any- thing that corresponded to the modern cross word es? A. Something to shortest prize similar the cross word puzzles is said to have | tral this morning over Lake structare will cost about $29,000. Delegate Jarvis of Berlin enter- tained a few of his friends last eve. ning at dinner at the Hartford club. Frink Wilcox: was among thosg present. i A well-known business man said this morning that it the trolley com- pany does not extend its lines into Stanley Quarter an automobile route should be established there. He suggested the same solution of the trarsportation difficulty be- tween Berlin and East Berlin. The Winthrop Whist club met last evening and prizes were awarded follows: first, Mrs. Mary Potte: second, Albert F. 8chade; and third, Mrs, Abel Griswold. Mrs. Peter Grona was very kindly remembered by her friends of the Swedish Bethany church yesterday afternaon. A party of 20 or more called on her at her home on Bas- satt street and made her a present of a set of lace curtains. Mra. Crona wau very pleasantly surprised and hastened to receive her guests most . Thospitably. Observations On The Weather _ Washington, May 16.—Forecast for Southern New England: Show- ers tonight and possjbly Tuesday morning; not much change in tem- perature; moderate south shifting to fresh west and northwest winds. Forecast for Fastern New Yorks Showers tonight; possibly clearing Tuesday mornin continued cool tonight; slowly rising temperature Tuesday in west portion; moderate shifting winds becoming fresh west and northwest. Conditions: A disturbance is cens On- tario. It is producing cloudy and showery weather throughout the St. Lawrence valley, lower lake region, middle Atlantic and Néw ' England states and southwestward into West Virginia and the upper Ohio vajley districts. High pres- sure conditions prevail over the ine terior with attendant fair weather from the Ohio valley and southern Atlantic coast region westward to the Pacific coast states. No marked temperature changes were reported. Conditions favor for this vieinity unsettled weather and not much change in temperature. Temperatures yesterday were: = High Atlanta ..... 70 Atlantic City . 64 Boston 60 Buffalo . 48 Chicago . 52 Cincinnati 50 Denver . 8 Detroit 50 Duluth 66 Hatteras 4 Jacksonville .. 52 Kansas City 56 Los Angeles s Miami .. 88 Minneapolis . Nantucket =3 New Haven Low" 43 50 46 42 42 44 54 40 56 60 60 54 A iy e e 14 42 45 45 66 48 a0 14 40 40 43 44 Northfleld Pittsburgh Portland, Me. St. Louis .. 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