New Britain Herald Newspaper, May 13, 1927, Page 8

L] New Britain Herald | NERALD PUBLISHING COMPANY k Tssued Dally (8unday Excepted) At Herald Bldg., 67 Church Street SUBSCRIPTION RATES $5.00 8 Year. $3.00 Three Montha, 76c. & Month, Eantered st the Post Office at New Brit- ain as Second Class Mail Matter. TELEPHONE CALLS Business Office 928 Tditorial Rooms 226 The only profitable adrertising medfum | in the City. Circulation books and press room always open to advertisers Member of tho Assoclated Press The Associated Press i» exciusively en- titled to the use for re-publication of all news credited to it or not otherwlse credited n this paper and also local cews published therein. Member Audit Bureaa of Circulation The A. B. C. Is & national organization which furnishes newspapers and adver- tisers with a strictly honest analysls ot circulation. Our circulation statistics are based upon this audit. Thia insurea pro- tection against fraud in newspuper dis- tribution figures to both mational and iocal advertiee: The Herald I» on sale dally in Né.w York st Hotaling's Newsstand, Times Square; Echuitz’s Newsstands, Entrance Grand Central, 42nd Street. — e HEAD-ON COLLISIONS ! A kind Providence certainly | seems to have intervened in the career of the West Main 'street | automobile speeder | the wrong side of the highway col- | tided head-on with Suppose, instead ot the trolley car | intercepting the wild ride, | there had been an automobile in the | way, Injury and possibly death would have come to the other driver | and his passengers, if any. ‘ This was the second fatal head-on | colliston in the west end within the a trolley car. | man’s past few days. Speeding is common along West ‘Main strect and the Plainville road, and in itselt is a dangerous practice; but when the ! speeders at the same time drive | their juggernauts along the wrong side of the highway nothing but! disaster and tragedy can result. A little more effective patrolling of | this speedway, especlally by officess | on motorcycles, would b an ad- | vantage to the public and perhaps discourage some of the fancy driv- | ing that leads to the hospital and | the cemetery. ( DARROW ON CRIME Clarence 8. Darrow, eminent criminal lawyer, made a speech Northampton that contained some meat. He touched up the cause of crime, and enunciated some statis- | ties which give cause for reflection. In spite of the fact his two most | widely-known clients—Lecopold and Loeb—were the sons of rich men, this doesn’t change the records that nine out of ten of the inmates of the the jails and penitentiaries are poor and always have been poor. in | |splendld Democratic candidate for the presidenc; Iowa, who makes haste to say that his protege 1s the “logi Who while O o Shether the board of adjust- | ment has the right to make a special { exception to | ation Counsel Kirkham | withdraw Ithe state, has no further interest in the case, | The Supreme court has no time, in- | clination or desire to decide hypo- | thetical cases justment, or any other similar board | | the right to make special exceptions | {in the beginning. Nobody knows ex- | | actly what can be done under the | | | education having NEW BRITAIN DAILY HERALD, FRIDAY, MAY 13, 1927. the days when eivillzation was' Standard, complains. He and other young; we have progressed |oil industrialists have made a fer- materially since then—but too much | vent appeal to the Federal Ofl Con- on the material side. servation board, of ich Secretary Work of the Interior is chairman. The government is being asked to do something to stop the arrrant overproduction. In other words, the government's ald {s enlisted to maintain prices. The wicked wild-catter is blamed for the overproduction of oil. The wild-catter is necessary, it is admit- ted; it 1s he who locates the oil in the first place. But when he locates it, according to the Standard’s rea- soning, he should have sense ¢hough to stop drilling oil wells, or sell out to some company with more sense, possibly the Standard. The Stand- ard would have the government control the iniquitous wild-catter and cause him to discontinue delug- ing the market with crude oil. Conservation of oll is a xoml; thing; but so far as we can deter- mine the only conservation the | Standard has ever practiced was to charge as much as possible. Now that the activities of the independ- ents has brought about enough oil to force down prices in the spring- time of the year the Standard is righteously alarmed. Let the gov- ernment step in and do something —1. ‘e, maintain the prices—Is the motto, “Injurious rivalry” is a term used; | but injurious to the companies, not to the public. Joint purchase, oper- ation and distribution is asked; but in the interest of whom, the com- { panies or the public? Two years ago there was a “glut | {n the market,” prices dropped, and | a frenzied appeal was made to the government. But before the govern- ment could get its cumbersome THE FAVORITE SON SEASON It being just about a year belorel the grand two national circuses are to be held, the favorite sons are be- ginning to hit the spotlight. ‘Hardly had Tom Taggart, Indlana Democratic chieftain, brought forth Evans Woeolen, Indianapolis banker, as the favorite son of the Indiana democracy, ons who would be “a —according to Tom —when the embattled democracy of Ohlo trots forth Newton D. Baker, who was secretary of war in the Wilson cabinet. Strange to say, Baker thrown on the screen by his aides in Ohlo, but by Edwin T. Meredith, of was not al candidate.” | Another favorite son is Governor Ritchle of Maryland. And another— . you have guessed it—Is Gov- or Smith of New York. That leaves 44 states yet to be heard from, Well, the season is still early. er LEFT HIGH AND DRY Law is law, we suppose, and the Supre court has its rules; in view of which the opportunity to judicially determine through the agency of the highest court in the laws on accepted. the zonlng Russell street is not There was nothing left for Corpor- to do but! which | the might have been case—one a precedent for tup, and the companies suddenly ! 3 : = | failed to bother about conservation | The Masonic Temple Corporation nosevals | oy - |other aisturbances of the kind njmchinery into action prices went FactsandFancies Cross section of 1927 civilization: Hot stuff; hot mamma; hot dog. A he-man, probably, is one who feels a wee bit silly when he is dressed up. The office democrat says his party must choose between a dark horse and a white elephant. People are good at heart. Crooks couldn’t get a living by passing the hat as reformers do. Perhaps one shouldn’t tell Willle, but many men have become suc- cessful without eating spinach. L._;{A g, An apple peeling a day on the sidewalk doesn't keep the doctor | away. Another good memory test is re- membering which neighbors have your rake, hose and lawn mower. The difference between a convic- tion and a prejudice: You don't say “Ouch!” before acquiring a conviction. ‘Women must have intuition. They ses something in husbands that doesn't show to the casual ob- server. Americanism Teaching school kids they can't become great with- out learning the things you have long since forgotten. . A village is a place where you can overdraw because the cashier mar- ried your wife's cousin. Inalienable rights: Those natural rights belonging to every man who has a knock out in both hands. from then on. The present is a aving decided to build elsewhere, | $IMilar situation. 1t prices were to | advance tomorrow and continue on the upgrade for a month, the Stand- ard and its satellites would drop the conservation idea overnight, wouldn't cafe a snap about “saving the oil suppl and would sum- marily denounce any thought of Jaws under similar | SOVETIMeRt faterference in bus- | iness. | Government interference in the oil business {3 necessary when prices | | But whether the board of ad-| in any other city in the state, has| to the zoning circumstances remains where it was | | advan circumstances except so far as the | Superior court has ruled. For the | benefit of zoning generally it would have been hetter to get the Supreme court, decision. more so than when they go own, The Standard has the sit- uation topsy-turvy. All it wangs is! all the traffic will bear, and when | it doesn't get it the government is usked to help. | BUILDING THE BLEACHERS The parlk board and the board of decided to place THIRD-TERM OPPOSITION IN 1912 That “intriguing” report from Boston—to the effect that in | 1912 Calvin Coolidge was a member | of the Anti-Third Term | is an the matter of sufficient ! bleachers in Willow Brook park up to the bcard of and building finance tax- Nobody knows just where man originated, and it.may be that old ! Noah lived near New Orleans. The true villager never gets ex- cited except in an argument about whose watch is right. Careful study shows that seven because you have a grouch. The school of experlence has one | unique advantage. It teaches you to keep your mouth shut. the alone It wouldn't do to fafl all naughty. The righteous couldn’t support the reformers. You can't tell by looking at a man that he made 95 on a list of ques- you are very fatuous.” times in ten the kid needs a licking | satisfactory progress. apartment, I heard, through a par- Sead all communications to Fun Shop Editor, care of the New Britain Herald, and your letter will be forwarded to New York. And Still They Come, Folks! From our stack of invitations we would say the indications Are the crop of June brides will be far from light, So we've had to say farewell to some things we need like—Well Like anything, for presents cost a sight! The Crook. Mrs. Cralg: “George, we don't have quite enough to pay our rent this month, and—GEORGE, why are you putting on that mask for?"” Craig: “Shh! I'm going to rob the baby’s bank!"” WHEN BLACK IS READ. Be Kind to Animals! I owed Dan Shaw a dollar bill— A debt I could not duck; 1 did not have a dollar bill, For 1 was out of luck, But I gave Dan a billy-goat— The goat gave him the buck! * —Mrs. R. E. Ottinger. o s e A Story By Steps. Neat girl—classy Spring outfit; Step out. Street car—rather high step; Step up. Gust of wind: Step-in —Mother R. .. Ooopsy Dalsy! A daughter of a mountaineer High up in the hilis Loved a lad named Hiram High High up in the hills; He was'about the tallest lad Up there in the hills, And the girl adored her Hi High High up in the hills! —Herbert D. Wicks High Misunderstood. Mrs. Lawton: “Mrs. Bruce says Mrs. Richquick: “The noive of her! I ain't half as stout as she is!” —TFlorence Rothman. You Tell ’EM. What's What—We Stutter! ar Mr. Judell: s ra was blonde and beautiful. We had stepped out a few times together, and I seemed to be making D One night as I approached her tially open door, her voice. She was talking to a girl friend. “I hear,” said her chum, “that your new fellow has money to burn.” “Well,” said Sara, “I never suffer- ed from the heat when 1 was out with him!" Aglitated Anacondas! THAT'S why I prefer brunettes! —DMayer Kaleskie. Clever. Farmer Gillespie: “I crossed all my chickens with parrots.” Farmer Hilton: “What was your idea?” Farmer Gillesple: *“Well, when one of my hens lays an egg now, ipstead of cackling she comes to me and says: ‘Charlie, I lail an egg— 8O get —Naney Borden. DN Give Him Time! Customer: “This is a nice looking bird, but he doesn’t seem to be able to talk.” Bird Dealer: “Well, to tell the truth, lady, this is & married male’ parrot, and he hasn’t had a chance ye! —Benjamin T. Rader. (Copyright, 1927, Reproduction Forbidden.) QUESTIONS ANSWERED You can get an answ r to any question of fact or information by writing to the Question Editor, New Britain Herald, A Washington Bureau, 1322 New York avenue. Washington, D. C. enclosing two cents {a stampa for reply. Medical, legal and marital advice cannot be given, nor can extended nresearch be undertaken. All other questions will receive a perscnal reply. Un- signed requests cannot be answered. All letters are confidential.—Editor. Q. What the Chest plan”? A. A plan to combine the solici- tation for charity in a single effort to apportion the total fund raised among the beneficiaries according to their size and needs. It is in opera- tion in about 150 towns and citles in the United States. Q. What is the meaning of the name “Oconomowoc”? A. It is an Indian word meaning “home of the beaver.” Q. “Who is “Roxy”? A. His name is S. L. Rothafel and he arrived in New York ing4 1897 from the town of Stillwater, Minnesota, where he was born in 1885. He was messenger boy in several small department stores and subsequently enlisted in the Marine Corps, serving in the Boxer rebellion and winning a medal. After seven years with the Marines he opened a little movie theater in Forest City Pa,, and later went to Minneapolis and Milwaukee, where he began to attract attention as a manager of unusual talents. In 1913 he re- turned to New York, to manage the Regent theater; a year later he was managing director of the new Strand, the first really pretentious film theater in the country. Subse- quently he directed operations at the Rialto and Rivoll, and in 1920 is “Community atlon, with the information that the 500 for the structure, it is Interesting to “'utch; latter board provide what the economy do about it watchdogs ot clvie he moved to the Capitol, which he managed with enormous success and in connection with which he gained national fame as a radio broadcaster. Q. When did the Avondale coal tions. but it doesn’t matter. ITe will tell it. . ar Mr, Judell: My long-awaited opportunity had arrfved! Leona, the brunette whom I had been chasing for months, was sitting league, | .. | which had been organized in the | city of censored books by those who | third term for Roosevelt. a member of this or- I “He has sald the luck proper Correct this sentence: made a great succes gosdip, “and gives sanization—and the claim as yet has not been denied by ex-Senator Butler, the late White House spokesman, or even the President ,himsclt—the same principles he {held in 1912 must still hold good. “There isn't enough money repre- sented in any jail to attract a good lawyer to defend them; that is why all the good lawyers are civil law- yers, where they can work for corp- orations and be honest and money,” came from the lawyer. Building these blcachers would be a popular move. City officials late to go counter to a very popular proposal, especially one which has | been bruited so frequently and with et Bt lcuch vehemence. In this matter it will taks only § { commendation. If there is a distinction between 00 to woo popular |y, ue consecutive terms “You will also find that §5 per | i haatd of Anpnoe cent of the inmates are ignorant; |and taxation Is carcful about the | that they haven't any education. [ pennies, but here is a case in which | Fifty per cent are deficient in natur- |y 1arge block of the public is inter- | ! al ability. They are subnormal. But 5 s admitted that a president of the the strongest fact which will strike |cSted—including business men who | 1. oo giates you is that 90 per cent of all the crimes are committed by a child|the park to insure the annual foot- or by one who began his carcer ©f |hall game being played in the city crime as a child, Ninety per cent | started as boys, most of them hegin- ning when 10 or 11 years old. Our bet is that the “The typical criminal is born in and a big elty. Perhaps he is an orphan or with parents of no value. His Bome has been on the streets. He seldom went to school, if at all. T had nothing to do and fell in with - bad companions. The gang was his kot : : home life. Soon ha gets fnto SRS ONA AT The idea of using cuss wo and three are not consecutive, as Roose- al- ther unfavorable to Coolidge. Tt velt held, then the argument is tog can practically re- nominate himself for a second term even though the mafority of the party may be against him. His con- irol over strongly favor sufficient bleachers in vear. I i L southern delegates, his of fi- | 3 vast patronage, the Influence of his weighing | hoard nance taxation, all the possibilitie duly office, isan overwhelming advanta advantage holds good for a third renomination as well as in the , the probubilities, | The and measvring the dynamite, will | | somehow find that case of a seco Nothing stands in the way of a third term except prejudice, tradi- Is to on the davenport beside me. Her folks had gone to bed. I reached behind the davenport and, seizing the bridge-lamp cord, pulled it from the socket. The room was plunged in darkness. “Oh,” I said. “A fuse must have blown out."” “Thats all ‘right,”” she sald. “I'll call papa. He's an electrician.” Kursing Kilowatts! That's why I prefer B3LONDE: —>M. L. Urban. credit.” (Copyright 1927, Publishers’ Syndicate) Observations On The Weather Washington, May 13.—Fore for Southern New Englan tonight. saturday increasing | cloudiness, probably followed byj showe Not much change in temperature. Diminishing north- west and west winds becoming|! southwest or south Saturday. Forccast for Kastcrn New York: Generally fair, slightly warmer in southwest portion tonight; Saturday cloudy followed by showers; dimin- ishing northwest winds becoming sontheast or south. Conditions: The North Atlantic disturbance {8 central this morning 1ot Eastport, Maine, and ls moving lowly northeastward over the juvenile court and later fnto reform school and so into prison. “It you are interested fn raving ! criminals, your only interest should be in saving children. Society and not the child s to blame. Education of children will be money saved in the future. That education should !ing them in lar mean learning of various kinde. Not merely learning from books. Most of those who may become criminals haven't any desire to study from books, but they have a knack with their hands if they could be taught to use them.” tion and fear 1d a good |y, ainst the efir ing a preccdent that has I a4 a wholesome one sinee the birth of th t of attract attention, 1 on the s ving 1 rin ge, has reached the ! go.p. 101 s of novels, they were republic, A third term sprinkled within the co but | or Coolid that is a different thing trom print- precedent ngainst it broken, it might mean very much to hooks. ) 1 ¢ 00KS. [ 11,0 nation at some future time when zc and flamboyant | type on tl This is by jackets o it ol 1 of more domincering person- novels is ¢ - of the Hell.” All new, titled A into the the i ambition got White House, past ha ils a Deniocracies in “regula atellectuals G B, forgotten their they grew old, and carly are ask- | i, Yatr 1 rich and dictators The Ame; system the days of George on sought to avold a pos- What ails that it ed to read “Aw Iell” should stimulate such a large por- | selves, we are going to he tlon of crime is becoming more | Dervers generally understood, and figures as Darrow quoted in North- |or tickle our hook, civilization As for our- bit with Do flonrished. laid down in Washin sibility to dls- |y, verful, have can and, when confro the ur 180 our know intelleetual sueh cdge ; palate by warning against a third ampton cannot fail to accelerate the reading th ar A P et general understanding. A commis- | m AT MOUNE | juage 4 opart of the Constitution sion which recently made a report disagreement that of one sectlon of Brooklyn created === - | consternation in circles OIL FOR THAT MOTOR | thought all was not as bad as it has AND THE PRICLS | been palnted with a certain type of government in youth which figures the police neh might have bheen avolded. which Coolidge may changed his 1912; it makes a differ- to be in the A third dent might mean ave | mind s who happens House, and it is a “seller's market;” |y, 10 fon the and trequently in sounds very well when prices ar o p importa court records; and a high S similar report of two upstate rural New York counties disquicting. Educators, who have been coming in h with the young as no other class, have heen pointing out ce of peglected home life for vears; and but line uyer's tharket” moment prices (e there 1s « nothing it just now, but we was similarly more, | hor the American peo- 1 well instead of less, government in bus- | i the possibilittes, Viness is and to orden y desired y desired, long hefore Thus we tind ti I TeARIAR | oil industry | 5 the 10 motors precedent common ecnsent which by tures is up against it. Usually in has been regarded springtime, when 20,004 i 2 pringti o n 20,000, jas a hulwark against continuous of- are primed for use, the fice the police of Ncw Britain have from time to time made unofficial reports of some home conditions that can- not aid socicty at large. We have lost our grip on one of the fundaentals of livir that of raising children -in the way should go. The importance of this ay lcarned and stressed back in price of oit the | holding, £ocs up; thi a price has been ictions hav the —_— FRANK E. GOODWIN EYESIGHT SPF 327 MAIN ST. taken The ple country tandard Ofl, and all those | which friced. ard, is greatly ALIST TEL. 1005 they The marl Walter C. glutted with oil president the of might not mean a thing | follows | Grand Panks. Its sluggishness is | producing a continuation of cloudy | weather in the middle Atlantic ates and southern New England and showery weather in Maine, A disturbance from the Canadian | northwest has overspread the north- | ern Mississippi valley, causing show- { ers in the northern plains states. Heavy showers were reported from castern Texas and moderate showers castward over ths flooded arcas into | Mississippi and Alabama. Tempera- | tures arc about the same as yester- day. Conditions favor for this vicinity | partly cloudy weather and not much Nchnnu in temperature. WRONG UNNATURAL T"Ewm 1o SLEEP! Curious, My little niece, Clara, went to visit her grandmother for the first time. To her great amazement, Grandma took oft her hair and laid it on the bureau. After that she took out her teeth and put them in a glass of | water. Clara’s eyes could pop open no wider) as she excitedly exclaimed, “Do let me sce you take out your tonglsarand na g * Temperatures vesterday were: High ! Atlanta ) Atlantic City Boston Duffalo | Chicago . Cineir Denver .. | Detroit ... { Duluth .. | Hatteras mine disaster occur and how many lives were lost? A. It occurred in 1869 at Ply- mouth, Pennsylvanfa. The number Killed was 179. Q. When did the last eclipse of the sun occur and where was it visible? A. The most recent aclipse of the sun occurred January 31 of this year. It was visible as.partial in Truguay. In Argentina, in the South Pacific and at the South Pole, Q. When did Caruso die? A, August 2, 1921, Q. Who is the Canadian minister at Washington, D. C.. and how should he be addressed? A, The Honorable Vincent Mas- sey, Canadian Legation, 1757 N Street, NW., Washington, D. C. Q. Mow many Italian-speaking people are there in the U. S.7 A According to the last census there were 3,365,864, citizens of thei United States? A. Alaska i3 & territory of the United States and the natives are American citizens. The 14th Amend- ment to the Constitution defines citizens: “All persons born or naturalized in the United States, and subject to the jurisdiction thereof, are citizens of the U. 8. and of the state in which they reside.” Q. How old is Patsy Ruth Miller, the movie actress? A. 23 years. Q. How are made? A. Make & syrup of one cup of sugar and one cup water. Heat the water and sugar together until the sugar is perfectly dissolved (about 6 minutes). Put violets on a pin or skewer and dip them in syrup while it is hot, . then dnfst with granulated sugar. A good way is to have the sugar spread thin over a plate and draw the violet over it while it is still on the pin or skewer. Q. Are any two human beings exactly alike? A. Biologists say that no two human beings are exactly alike. Q. What are the five leading wheat and corn producing countries in-the world? A. The countries which lead in the production of wheat, in order of thelr production are: United States, European Russia, Canada, France and India. The countries that lead in the production of corn are United States, Russia, Rumania, Italy and Hungary. Q. What causes the noise when a gun is fired? How 'does a “silencer” work? A. The nolse of a gun is caused by the sudden expansion of gases created by the propellent, when re- leased in air. Those gases are con- fined in the barrel at enormously sugared violets The People’s church ing last night, but would not say what The pastor, Rev. M. & Anderson, Wwas not present, but he.denied that he had tendered his resignation. The coming season of the Y. M. C. A. Wheel club is going to be one of the most successful in years. At last night's meeting, the matter of entertainment was left to Treasurer ‘Willlam H. Latham. Leader A. J. Breckenridge will' be wheel captain this month. C. J. Parker, H. B. Humason, and F. G. Platt have been appointed a committee to investigate the cost of completely renovating and renewing the interior of the Y. M. C. A. Little money has been spent for this purpose for 14 years. New furniture will be bought. Rentschler's Park may be cut up into building lots. Several streets may be opened u pand very desir- able bullding lots staked out. Inquiry is being made as to whether dogs may ride on trolley cars, An official sald today that permits might be obtained at the office. If the dog is very large, & fee of five cents will be charged. The Plainville selectmen have completed plans for macadamizing Forestville avenue from the town line as far eastward as the $5,200 appropriation will permit, First See lectman Prior sald today. CUT DISCOUNT RATE Warsaw, May 13 (UP)—The State bank today lowered its discount rate from 83 per cent to 8 1- was the third decrease this year. higher pressure than atmospheric. Therefore, when released, they ex- pand and cause a steep compression wave, or what amounts to the same thing, a noise. The principle of the silencer on a gun {is the passage of exhaust gases through a device that will reduce them gradually from the high pressure they have upon emis- sion, to atmospheric pressure, thus preventing, in large measure, the creation of a compression wave, or a noise. Q. Must all immigrants pay a head tax? A, All immigrants entering the United States must pay a head tax of cight dollars. Q. Have coffee grounds any value as fertilizer? A. No. Q. How many kinds of fish are in the ocean? Is there any spot in the ocean where fish are not found? A. There are about 10,000 species of fish in the oceans. There is one spot in the Pacifle, approximately half way between the continents of South America and Australia, that is an ocean desert, where no form of life exists, Q. Will diamonds burn? A. TIf heated to a high tempera- ture In the presence of oxygen, dia- monds burn to carbon dloxide. Q. What industry in the U. 8. has the largest capital Investment? A. Iron and steel. 25 Years Ago Today The Western Union Telegraph Co. will remove its wires from the south side to the north side of the Highland division tracks between here and Hartford and Bristol. The railroad company will place its new poles south of the tracks to convey the wires for the reserve power for H the third rail system. fund of general Information. gence you display on to) where You rate in the reau ha ale of genera | aper. scries of Ten “CAN YOU AN To test yourself, vour friends, to have the coupon below and send for it. —-———— ew l postage and handilng costs. STREET AND NO. Q. Are people born in Alaska ! racksonvilla . —Mrs. M. Coachinberry. | Kansas City 1os Angelcs Miami Minneapolis Vantucket . W Haven . New Oheep? Cheep? (As found in The Fun Shop Joke Factory) Mrs. Manning: “Why, Pbyliis told me you worked in a bird store! I wonder where she got that idea Togers: “From my desk, probably. N You it's full of pigeon-holes!™ Nort —Charels B. Bacrwold. | pitt e 3 (And as Warbled by other Port! Fun Shop cuv\lrilruors)~- St Louis . Vashir z Very! Thelma: “I heard the strangest bird singing outside my window last night—its song was SO sad and mournful. I'd like to know what it NAMED FIRE CHIEFP May 13 (P)—Sars O'Far- @ son, Bob, manages the world mpion St. Louis Cardinals, has . been appointed fire chief of Waukegan, a suburb. He held the | post 25 vears nntil deposed by a new “administration four ycars ago, Chic rell, wh Must have peen a blue brid! —Mrs, H. T. Griffin. JUST AS YOU BEGIN TO RECOVER YOUR BREATH, AFTER A HERQIC SPRINT DOWN THE PLATFORM AFTER THE TRAIN THAT UNEASY FEELING STEALS OVER VYOU d CITY . I am a redder of the NEW BRITAIN HERALD, GINGER! Spry, alert, peppy chicks,full of gingerand he:f .Theymthmoneyvmgs y growuptobestrong sturdy eggproducers. Start themright, that’s all. Give themthis :omfilm baby food for baby chicks that supplies. mm for flesh and s, The food that it bundant n e 3iving, health-building ingredients. from s. So sweet-smelling, clean, and appe- tizing you'd like to eat it yourself, 7 B FHCE S. P. STROPLE ™ A. PINKUS Eyesight Specialist 300 Main St. Phone 570. 22 Years on Main Street. 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