New Britain Herald Newspaper, May 2, 1927, Page 6

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This insures pro- st fraud newspaper dis- both pational and local advertisers. dally Ne.w stand, Times | Entrance The Herald 1s on sale n fork at Hotaling's Ne: i SAILORS IN NEW YORK These are dJ; when we would like to be a New Yorker. Not doulbtful privilege in order to have the of riding in tl subways or eating in the fancy restaurants, or going 10 a theater every ev and top- | joyment by ight club, but merely to | watch the gobs from tie | Aggrican t when they off on {throw a ball to first base, or stop a | NEW BRITAIN DAILY HERALD, MONDAY, MAY 2, 1927. Although the British may have greeted this warfare between the Cantonese with satistaction there is invidence that it may be of short duration. The Hankow reds have proven themselves so weak that Chiang's virile thrusts promise to end the defection in his army in a short time. . General Chen Chien, one of the Hankow generals, was the Canton- ese general who occupied Nanking when the Cantonese took it. He bears the responsibility for the out- rage against foreigners which pro- duced the identic note from the pow- ers. Since that time Chiang evi- dently has harbored a well-devel- oped grudge against Chen for this mistake. The punitive expedition of Chiang can safely be regarded as one seeking to punish Chen for per- mitting the outrage, and also for setting up a separate “government” in Hankow. Principal William C. French of the Central junior quoted as saying he is proud of the manner In which the girls can spell, but is ashamed of the boys—or words to that effect. When we were young we also were ashamed of our spelling. Sister could beat us to a frazzie. In fact, have paid much sister seems to {much more attention to the niceties ' ernor FuMler of of projecting the proper letter in the right place, while we just didn't give a hang about it—"just so it be understood,” was our blase ! to for a long time. But sister couldn’t run, hop and skip like we could; she couldn’t can m hot one off the bat; she couldn't! showg.deave. The boys in the blue know how to njoy themselyes like no s, Life | on the bounding main may have its | is nothing dos; but when shore allurements and there like it for a genuine a time there comes | is the quintessence of joy, and | leave hat tim i New York iz “rovally entertain- | This is now. | ing" the gobs visiting the city means that all the money the boys have saved up will be effectively | faken from them, and in its place | will be projected what {s known as a superlatively good time. By the time the festival is over the boys will be jolly well tired of the city lights and they will be back on the ships well satisfied with having | tasted as much of “real life” as the metropolis has to offer any first, class sailor man in town for a short visit, As we said in the beginning, the best part of the show must be watching the antics of the gobs be- fore the first thrill wears off. CHAP! AND HIS MONEY | There are a great many people of | eminence who think they do more | for the berefit of humanity at large than Charlie Chaplin, film come- dian. And these would like to know why it is that society does not pay| them proportionately. They read of Chaplin’s income and compare it with their own; &roans . invariably accompany the comparison. But there s a big difference in the method of distributing Chaplin capers compared with the work of a | college professor, for instance. | Chaplin distributes his talent on | the mass production plan; when ho‘ “appears in a picture” toll to see it | is collected in every town in the |! country. A college president may be just as smart in his own line, but | | evidence upon which they had been L the Massachusetts | ke 18 miles into the country and not feel it at all—in fact, she was too mueh afraid of snakes to hike very far out of town. In truth, sis- ter couldn't do a lot of things we did, and we frequently sympathized with her for being a girl. But she could spell—boy, she could spell. AND THE The question before the country— or te world—is not whether Sacco and Vanzetti are guilty of killing a BOYS AND THEIR SPELLING ' high school las | hana. {ot being heard. Eminent men throughout the na- ,tion do not agree with this concep- tion of ultra-legalism. These emi- nent men are shocked at the pros- pect of executing two men who may be innocent. So are all others who place fair play above class warfare. The foremost newspapers of the country, recoiling from the sp(‘ctuclei of executing two men regarding | whose gullt there {is reasonable ,doubt, are demanding a new trial | ,out of common decency. Among |these are the New York Times, the Herald-Tribune, the Boston Herald, Globe, Post, and innumerable other, | metropolitan journals. The news- papers in the smaller cities favor- ing a reconsideration of the case are | numbered by the hundreds. Only a few, a very paltry few, newspapers demand summary death for the pair. We trust their! motives are honest; we have read |no arguments in any of them to convince us the majority arc wrong. It Sacco and Vanzetti are guilty of the murder it ought to be prov- len at a second trial as casily as at the first. If not guilty they will have {a better chance to prove it at an- |mhu~ trial, now that so many holes i have been shot through the earlier {evidence and new information is at It is the manifest duty of Gov- Massachusetts to Drevent these two men from being ! executed upon the basis of the trial ‘verdict. It is the manifest duty of the governor to bring about & new | trial that justice may be done. We have confidence in the governor to the extent of believing he will not permit a summary execution under the present circumstances. The judiciary system is on trial. We don't think the governor of Massachusetts will permit it to be {H. Hibbard, | The hip flask crowded out the pistol. Britain Savings and Loan associ- ation was held last evening and the following officers elected: President, S. H. Stearns; vice-president, W. J. | Rawlings; secretary, Y. J. Stearns; |treasurer, C. C. Rossberg. There were 200 new shares subscribed for and $2,000 was loaned. About 50 carpenters are on strike | today, or to be more cxact are ex- periencing what is generally known as a lockout. It was announced this morning that those working for 1. John W. Allen, and Adolph Leupold were forced out, but a later announcement was to | the effect that O. F. Curtis, John E. | Meskill, and Timothy Hennessc had withdrawn from the master builders® association and that conse- quently their men were still work- ing for them. FactsandFancies An opportunist is a river-valley farmer who turns cheerfully from corn to frogs There are few absolute dictators left except Mussolint and Wheeler. A wet district is one where liquor gets the ayes instead of the eyes. Being wicked won't get you any- where. Yo'l notice that rich men are always found innocent. An idcalist is one who obscrves Chicago and refleets that thousands never have been shot or robbed. There's some good in everything. America need not fear Red propa- ganda. It never sounds eloquent to | a full stomach. There’s no exact definition of a| “Red.” He's just anybody an Amer- ican marine or bluejacket shoots at. Another need is something to keep | a blue serge suit from shining to | reveal the fact that you sit down to earn a living. found guilty. THIS BUSINESS OF ASKING QUESTIONS This business of asking questions 1 has come to a point where even po- tential presidents are pestered with a list of, “What would you do about it you were in the White House.” this paymaster but whether they are en- titled to a new trial considering that convicted has been largely discredit- ed in the minds of fair men, and considering that new evidence has been found. One can still Sacco and Vanzetti are guilty, ye at the same time one can wish for privately believe them a new trial. TFew who pride themselves e with men upon their fairness can agr Supreme court, | which in denying a new trial, said: t is not imperative that a new trial be granted even though the evidence is newly discovered and, if presented to a jury, would justify a diferent verdic In other words. execute two men regardless of whether a new trial | would result in a different verdict. This peculiar logic is entirely too cold-blooded for us to stomach. It is legalism running wild. A subtle attempt has been made to place those who desire a new | trial for Sacco and Vanzetti in the category of wishing them to be frec. This is not the issue at all; the is- | sue 18 a new trial, not nec verdict of not guilty if that cannot attained. Those who are so set in their minds about it that they are cer- sarily a | A bateh of them were hurled at| Governor Smith by the Springfield ! Republican the other day. The paper claimed that there wi re a horde of national policics upon Wwhich “Al"” had not yet been heard from. Here they are: The range of states’ federal centralization. TFederal taxation, The tariff. Federal aid to agriculture. Federal aid to highway tmprove- ments, education or anything else. Interstate railroads. Federal regulation of pgwer com- panies doing an interstate business. The merchant marine. The merit system in the cfil serv- ice. Machine rule in the light of his life-long allegiance to Tammany. Private monopolics and the fed- cral anti-trust la Labor's relation to industry and collective bargaining. This country’s imperialistic tend- encies in Latin America and the Orfent, Dollar diplomacy. Limitation of armaments. War' and peace seen as national tendencics. The League of Nations, The world court. The allies’ debts to the States. rights and United znition of Russia. China’s right to be the of her own house, Philippines. Immigration. The strict and uncompromising mistress ‘ Americanism: TFeeling a little disappointed if there isn't a single story of disaster in the paper. Teeth are those little ivory things the doctor blames when he doesn® know what in thunder is wrong w you. N | Heaven can have few joys to com- | pare with that a pitcher feels in licking the club that sold him. Modern kids are much like the old-fashioned ones except that it's harder for parents to think up lies that will be swallowed whole. An experienced hoarder tells us shortcake got its name becausc of | the shortness of berries. We are a more honest people. | Time was when a woman could wear a tattered something and s well; it won't show, anyy 1t would be casier to scare Europe by saving failure to pay up will ruin her credit if we hadn’t loaned her a billion or so since the war. Friends are those who, during their intervals of sobricty, virtuously urge vou to cut out liquor for the; sake of your friends. The man who once enjoyed pre- dicting the ruinatione of the peach crop now has a son who enjoys as much the conviction that Ford is going broke, Correct this sentence: “John 1s sick at times,” said the wife, “but he never acts the baby.” Publishers Syndi fe) (Copyright, 1927, Observation On The Weather .' Eastern New York: Cloudy this’ fternoon: generally fair tonight; | SAY GRAND VIEW APARTMENTS | | do without it! | little sister, Suzi, Send all communications to Fun Shop Editor, care of the New Britain Herald, and your letter || will be forwarded to New York. She Didn't Always Say It With lowers They never had to set apart in good old" times of yore One day for Mother, bless her heart, for just outside the door The lilac bush grew switches tough, all ready for her hand, | Then every day was Mother's Day, with Mother in command! Thoughtful Cook Mrs. Hoppin: “The health books | say that food is a fuel.” Mrs. Anderson: “Maybe that's why our cook always burns 1t!* FIFTY-FIFTY Told by'Tclegrams (Patrigia Borden, Telegraph Operator) Walter Robinson University Club Des Moines Tow MUST HAVE H STOP HAVE MET MY PLEASE RUSH NDRED AT ONCE FATE STOP DON Donald Hughes Hotel William Pen Pittshurgh Pa AM WIRING FIFTY STOP THERE T ANY MORE STOP WHO IS STOP WILL YOU DO ME A VOR WALTER Walter Robinson University Club Des Moines Towa NEVER MIND WHO SHE 1S STOP WILL DO FAVOR FOR OTHER FIFTY STOP WHAT 1S IT DON Donald Hughes Hotel William Penn Pitfsburgh Pa AM WIRING OTHER FIFTY STOP | MY FIANCEE NANCY | CHARLES LIND- | WALTER Walter Robinson University Club Des Moines Towa JUST BACK FFROM HONEYMOON ANCY IS GIRL I MARRIED STOP SORRY OLD TOP CON: ATULATE ME STOP THANKS FFOR OTHER FIFTY DON Donald Hughes Hotel William Penn Pittsburgh Pa CONGRATULA' ES STOP K NS AND CURS- DRED TFOR | T STOP GOOD WALTER Not Quite! “You can have your a horse any old Uncle Wal Give me time! Martin (from city) Why my car can do vthing one | of your horses can do and more, too!"” Uncle Walt: “All right. Let's sce ise a family of little automo- it biles ob G. McCue The cost of living will have to go | a lot higher before people decide to Out of the Mouths of Babes— Hamilton, hig sister’s “beau,” was | at her home on one of his evenings he usually spent with her. While | she was getting all dolled up, her | was entertaining Hamilton. Suddenly Suzi asked you belong to a band®” “No dear,” answered “why do you ask? e daddy blowing your horn, nocently, him, “Do Hamilton, s you're always said Suzi, in- —D. C. Retsloft lish blue and brownish black, seen run,” he confided, with a wheeze, “is mah nose in de winter OPPOSITES Noted by Arlle H. Hayes Somerset, Pa. Winterset, Ia. Corona, Calif. Remington, Ind. Lincoln, Neb. Ford City, Pa. Rising Sun, Ohlo. Sunbury, Ia. Paris, Ky. Berlin, Pa. Flint, Mich, Soapstone, Ala. Great Neck, N. Y. Morehead, N. Stillwater, Fla.Roaring Springs, K: Mason, Ta. Dixon, IiL Elgin, II1. Waltham, Mass. Bath, Maine Blackfoot, Ida. Her Scheme First Housemald: “You're lucky. You can always get a job. How do you do it?” Second Housemaid: “It's very simple. You know they always ask why you left your last place?” First Housemaid ©8."” Second Housemaid: “Well, if it's a woman hiring me I say, ‘Because I wouldn’t let the husband kiss me,’ and if it's a man hiring me I say, ‘Because I let the husband kiss me.'” —Richard Nepperhan (Copyright, 1927, Reproduction Forbidden) QUESTIONS ANSWERED You can get an answ r to any question of fact or information by writing to the Question Editor, New Britain Herald, Washington Bureau, 1322 New York avenue. Washington, D. C. enclosing two cents in stamps for reply. Medical, legal and marital advice cannot be given, nor can extended rbsearch be undertaken. All other questions will receive a perscnal reply. Un- signed requests cannot be answzred. All letters are confidential.—EdJitor. | Q. Under what conditions may a Derson returning or coming to America from abroad bringe house- hold goods free of duty? A. Provided they have been used abroad for more than a year. A reasonable amount of new supplies will be allowed free of duty, accord- ing to the descretion of the exam- iner at the customs office. | Q. At what temperature will al- cohol solidify? A. Pure alcohol solidifies about 130 degrees Centigrade. Q. What is Jasper? How used ? A. It is a cryptoceystalline | hriety of quartz distinguished by its | opacity, due to the presence of clay and other substances and takes a high polish. Jasper was called fapis by ancients and was used for orna- ments. It is still used for rings and seals and to a certain extent for pillars, mantels and table tops. The colors are brown, dark green, gra ac- cording to the impurities present. When the colors appear in layers, the mineral is known as striped or ribbon jasper; the brown and yellow arieites are known as yptian jasper. Q. What do the letters 1. 1. signify? A. They are the first lefters of the Latin d on the cross by Pilate at the crucifivion of Christ; Tesus Nazarenus Rex Tudoe- | orum, Jesus of Nazareth, the King | of the Jews (John 19:19) Q. Is there a shrub or called the “Inkberry"? A. It is an evergeen shrub, 2 to 4 feet high, belonging to the holly family and is found in sandy solls in the United States from Massach- setts to Flarida. The leaves are dark green an inch or more long, wedge-lanceolate or oblong, smooth at Is it R. t a tree { decide on plans for continuance motion picture star at present? A. She is living in France and playlng on the French stage. Q. What is the “Jota’ A. A Spanish dance in three- four time, popular in Aragon. It is danced by couples and somewhat re- sembles a waltz though there are many extempore variations of step. Its rapid striking music is furnish- ed by mandolins, castanets and a| song, whose couplets are often ex- temporized and are satirical or ro- | mantic. It {s sometimes danced as a solemn rite at funerals in Spain. Q. What is the meaning of the name ‘“Stanley”? A. It is a Saxon name meaning “stony place.” Q. What countrles lead world in grape production. AA. France, Italy and Spain. Q. When did the first wife of President Wilson die? A. August 6, 1914. Q. How many ciphers are there in a sextillion and a trillion? A. A sextillion has 21 ciphers. A trillion has 12 ciphers. Q. When was Taft appointed Chief Justice of the United States Supreme Court. A June 30, 1921, Q. Who performs the duties of the office during fimpeachment proceedings against the President? A. The President performs the duties of the office during the pro- ceedings. It he is convicted he is removed from office and the Vice President assumes his place. If ac- quitted he continues in office. Q. What was the population of at Britain and of London in 2 A. There are no authentic fig- ures. Previous to 1801 there existed no officlal return of the popula- tion of either England or Scotland; nor was it until 1813 that statesmen had anything more than surmise to guide them respecting Ireland. The first general census of Great Brit- ain and Ireland was taken in 1801. According to that census, Great Britain and ITreland had a popula- tion of 16,345,646, The estimate of the English population of 1760 was 6.517.035. There was no estimate for the city of London alone. Q. How are butchers and theater managers classified in the Census? A. Butchers are classified as “trade” and theater managers as “professional service”. Q. Does a woman citizen of the | United States who has married an alien loge her citizenship? A. Women who married aliens on or after September 22, 1 , do not lose their citizenship. the G Fascisti Guarding Plame on Way to de Pinedo New York, May 2.—(P—Guarded by a half dozen armed Fascisti on its voyage across the Atlantic, the unassembled airplane Santa Maria II, was here today for Commander Francesco De Pinedo to complete his flight over four continents. The plane was especially sent from Rome by Premier Mussolini and is a er craft to the original Santa Maria, which was destroyed by fire on Roosevelt Lake, Ariz. De Pinedo plans to make a test flight Thursday and then is expected to to the Azores and to Rome. The plane while on Italian liner Duilio was guarded day and night by three shifts of Fascisti guards. [TCHING in any form is usually relieved at once by a touch of soothing Resinol Your abiit © intelligently in fund of gencral i Peoplo &e u display on topics of generd where you rate in the scale of general reau has @ complete record of eve newspaper. 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The prin- Pucsday increasing cloudiness; ris- ing temperature in west portion; shifting winds. recast for southern New Eng- land: Light showers this afternoon, generally fair tonight and Tt : lled, 1 want a copy of S. postage stamps or coln to cover fite conts In loose, uncs what he does is concentrated be- tween the four walls of some insti- tution' and no toll is collected else: where, Chaplin and ain Sacco and Vanzetti are [!ull')‘irn(orcflmln: of foreigners’ property | {and that they ought to be executed |rights in Mexico. | forthwith surely have enough Con-i‘““‘llh; size of the army and the navy, |fidence in their own unfailing judg- | other moving |MNt 4S o expect another convie- postage and handling cost NAME STREET AND NO. STATE 1= MR®.Jone® ) HAS HEARD 4 e Our Springfield contemporary * troops in and pleture stars have the advantage—a | big advantage, The stery is that ceived 75 per cent of the returns from “The Gold Rush,” perhaps the 3 most famous film. This means near- | ly $2,000,000. Had the film never | Massachusctts courts to locate guilt. ma been, produ: been heard from, had Chaplin never | the have becn just as advanced as it | 1§ today. It would have had so thing le: the way ment, but that is about all. Had A. been born the rid would have as f in of amuse- | Thomas Edison never not heen advance as it is toda There 18 no comparison hat Edison 3 Fdison did no indeed, tithe some of t Ve There nd Chaplin in t t some of the finest inventions of not a of that little, much; ry i§ a saying by vconomists that society pays rac individual exactly in proportion The ement théie value to society, the were chi ihing about “t true, It getting the $2,000,000 per invention and Chaplin would it qsnt it Edison would be be getting the song, CHIANG IN CHINA A new le to the China is furni 1 by of General a wirfare in the d« Kai-shek, Moderate Nationalist leader, to uihilate the u 4 Han iod of sion Chiang the an- radi Cantonese oun This indicates a pe house-cleaning among the Cantonese troops, for un- fil recently the Hankow left-wingers were part of the vietorious Canton- rmy which marched from the south, be- swesping everything tore it f/ bring in $2,060,000— | i here tion, For if Sa and Vanzetti are so Chaplin re- | OVerwhelmingly guilty a new trial many such establish it. To would be seriously efficiency of the certainly would think othe questioning wi the The people who demand treedom world would for Sacco and Vanzetti becauss they | or were radicals are as a rule radical-minded themselves, o execution bes Those who demand their sum mar were radicals n as much of war case as the Both sides really radicals— di siby one side al about dom regardless o guilt other s being radical about i guilt rdicss of possible in- | nocence, | some | his is not a question between vadicalism and capitalism. The tempt on both sides to carry on with such stage scenery is doomed to failure, The question is one whether it is morally and legally right to excento two men e ing whose now is more than reasor doubt, The question is one whetl morally and legally right to execute two men who may be innocent in view of k which convicted them, and what we now evidene: what we to think is have reason 2004 new evidence that should be heard. The has decided it is not one of its funec- tions to grant a new trial even if it the Massachusetts supreme court iis shown former evidence has leen shot to pieces, or even if the di red is worthy they are or s - I national ¢ of the | | evidently thinks the President is the whole works in Washington. How questions id Calvin Coolidge answer _ before he nominated was r the vice-presidency? a bit 'n Harding answer _before he was nominated? If Smith nominated | Democratic party we rather think will govern himself la v by t is contained in the Democratic national platform hack did v Going farther, how = is ust like the Re- publican nomin of the propounded of {such a general nature that no con- | scientious man has usually do. Som queries are s an inflexible opinion ahout . but shape them according to the trend f events and the circumstances as ¢ arise. Sm pected to | do ould not he ex- produce a ed i's a national affairs, It enough to do so publican candidate he- tgins: and we rather think von't happen. 25 Years Ago Today Officer Cosgrove will he day offic- {er during May. ¢ local will the se first run ford Automobile club, held next Saturday throngh New Prit- and Farmington. will be om Hartford n, Plainville, Four o'clock teg the Elm Tree inn. Prizes were awarded as follows at the meeting of the O. whist club last evening: first, Mrs. D. Mc Millan and William Hultherg; & ond, Mrs, Charles McKirdy Robert Swanston, (0 meeting of th | by the | prefers to | program of | ssed t's rezarding | that | | cooler, in north Massac | setts tonight mode west shifting | te north winds. | New Haven and vieinity: cloudy tonight and Tuesday. condjtions: sure is high on the South | ad north Pacific coast and | mountains Partly At low Dbetween the Rocky |and the Missi New Eneland. icurred during the scattered 24 hours in districts but no Mild tem- < prevail along the northern rom Montana to Maine, < favor for ipity her with slightly Light s 15t | widely heavy r peratur border | Cona ¢ clondy otts and gen- erally 3 moder win Temperatures Yesterday Atlanta i Atlantic Loston City | Tos Angel Miami Minneapolis Nuntucket i 04 4 44 after the originolly nams who ppi river and over gl ABOUT THAT § WOMAN/ P | i ell-Known Adv Were Tilustr cipal use now is for decoration. Q. Where s Pearl White, the | v EVENING WITH BDOK. . REACHES OUT TO PULL “De fasiest thing what Ah ever Tscen yun” mused Uncle Adenoid ! Whizzy, in the Darktown Drug and nige ntleman n a hotel fire. He ast dat he kicked hisself un- am nuffin,” interrupted Dr. < I'ustule de fastest thing “r Ah seen run was a gen- man whose rear scat ob de pants on fire, De seat ob dem pants s entirely consumed by de flames, but dis gentlema 50 fast | dat he wasn't even scorched De see,” spoke up Oboc race horse! And dat imile could FLOOR LAMP NEARER ambulate, and nothin Doy clse except! wrter mile wround so If to death!™ i death,” de. manded Dr. Pustule. “How come “He done went so fast dat he got | de whiskers of his tail in his nose.” put thorhaod wher the “w York prison now stunds ned thing what ebber Ah EARTHQUAKE ROCKS ON CORD Bt DARKNESS SETTLES YOR (OMFORTABLE PULLS TOO HARD, YANKING PLUG OUT OF SOCKET AND DARKNESS TUMBLING AT TURNS TO BOOK PLUNGING ROOM INTO BASE PU6 TRYING TO GET LAMP CONNECTED MILDRED ASKS WOULD HE FINDS NEEDLE, MOVES LAMP 5 WIFE PASSING MIND MOVING LAMPOVER BACK AND SAVS THERE, THROU6H ROOM TRIPS HERE A SECOND, SHE'S DROPPED A NEEDLE ‘By GLUYAS WILLIAM FEDS AT LAGT, JAMP MOVES TO CHAR., TRIP PING ON LAMP:CORD HE HOPES HE CAN READ PULLING PLUG OUT AND IN PEACE NOW PLUNGING ROOM INTO DARKNESH . 60ES O BED 5-2