New Britain Herald Newspaper, April 15, 1927, Page 8

New Britain Herald HERALD PUBLISHING Tosued Dally At Herald Bl Member of tho Associated (Sunday €1 Cl COMPANTY Exceptad) burch SUBSCRIPTICN RATES #8120 a Year. $2.00 Thres Months. TELEPHONE C! Bustness O7ce Editorial Ko ie only profitatls ad in the City. Circuiatl room always cpem to advertise a Month. ALLE Press \ The Amsociated Press s exclustvely Member Audit Bureau of Circulation s A B C. 18 & nat fur nal o FOR CRIPPLED Cllllhl EN The appropriations cor : the state senate nom through that the wisdom of by rds in inte To gat an com a cen bend rest of ecc appropriation PP rorce of a plle driver. But occas ally 1t can cred lar rutions it eat be do ot the appropri 1t for con fon fof 8 recor 0 the New ‘or Crippled Children. is ditficult to r stat mended 1 gton galr of a crippled @& d; amount of to tha b regardless of in the state mo ¥y necessa Newington home most adequate m s The fact that the ho ally a part of New Br! ton being so lose in” ain, to t as to be a suburb, has no in whatever upon t we think about the appropriation. It is not a New ington or New Britz a state matter. situated Canaan the sz The state’s duty dren must never TRUCK VS, It was somo perhaps, that trucks could not economic: n It th in Winsted be ne RAIL who =ald th haul goods more than {s no uncommon thing to bells want to believe ing self-evident 5 and saying turn them into other thought. This executiv som true as gospel, have realized was ot g that he L proot to the &ntrary. In and of o d Iy ing business wit miles, the tr are steadily increasing Ha pe lin to The Atter Tragady” zale ‘rom door to r to termi g goods another, The al on th to something; a8 used betw means loadi and or to do Es 13 0f naw lines er zo ofte which ma itory far ir Ty truck rer railre n s ex; will have t ies of com; or th GOING THI barring and Bosto e rules wo by cripr rallroad but whi “economically \ds upon more than the cost of geiting the goods from one termin- | cost matter, ome or 1 glected. NOADS execut 75 miles d me fch open tead of curbing thelr acti hin a rad uck interess the i t ot gett car, and from e other usually, cen the te or at a froad n one LT wer: even 14 apply other day 1y de- rict attorney Atkens of Boston hoo ontrary to the Iibsiion. orney. no pop on district ce department ical con- Willlam ehould helr sale ab- ible, book imilarly prohibited o log o- i its sale | dictionary, full 1 going so far as to explain t shade and meaning, should be and its sale to its logica of Boston but Mother of bad words c Goose rhy: Rover Boys, the Henty time storie * la type CITRON ASKS ANOTHER ntative William Citron of Middletown, Democratic leader in t ose | o wouldn’t be &0 questions were of the type; but s up a hot shoves it into the pur- | and old the Legislature, is one of pestiferous persons who continy ola Ann" th is other Citron first n tor Jim Reed of Mi Connectleut Val- T bill Connecticut | to incorporate the ley Fows would bave d Massact bled ctty pows r cor fos o cial exchange power without consolidation, more watered stoc a finan- rger, and | without al place pla b il such as is cir in the power indust nd all th would be would ba niccly avolded a benefits of me to the p Waterh rge it a o ed As the ry Republican “The - companies particiy 4 exchange ithout merging and any re- wings could be passed on ner instead of v dividends on wa con sorbed to y ter. tock cted upon ot | course, this blll was reje 1sn’t even any debate regation iatons merely went | the pmvmsuon as the down on s. being entircly discord h views, princi and practices of | their patron saint. Then Re anted to know should b ed while extraordinary rights to came a ca ive Citron. question Al bill at- from presen why autom in giving | the Con- Power company automatically ibting the of the Rora- 10 intelli- be- tion has automatically | fair weath THI Or “DO AS 1 DO COMPLEX 014 tralts of human tendency exhibited by | 1s to wish to den they themselves do » find that the spea Vlorida house of represer ker s not care to read news in the newspapers th iinks te of time good con. that usiness 1 of tha same 004, be clothed in the eat the eame | same ralment, | and Ge NEW BRITAIN DAILY HERALD, read the same 1 surance for that he him. | does, It takes an ocean of FactsandFancies (BY ROBERT QUILLEN) men to be | furnish the body N Jjust Nature's effort to 1 a vacuum. Aphorism of industry: | you need a t any of our flis, logal and lay, riginats from this type of mind. Giva a fel 1 The less 5 less vou ¥ or Cars are much maller the car, horn, with sufficlent | and The d the the with p. As 1t them ome regu ortunateiy already ot | iich 1o tah the truth bevs. ten in thelr queer work. No one hing unpleasant to tell, od fear, though, that Florida will| = o wild idea. Florida “W¢'T® @il philanthropls An falls heavily, like a child, "n in to prm\dn the millione the but t limits tory 1 nough of 8. 1s, tor t for many | The show & | reeare in- ves WOMEN NOVELISTS In a hotel you can all the comforts of home except tha com- | forting fecling that nobody can hear you quarrel. in a wom; ot an has won t st novels” contest, the daughter of E. W. widely known Kansas editor. prize namo is Mrs. | Mateel Howe Farnham, and she re- cefves $10,000 for this first novel of her home'town—Atchison, Kans. The royaitics on the book pected to bring in £50,000. Women novel this time Howe, The Note to Mussoltnt: yon sit on the safety higher she'll blow. Tha longer valve, the winner's | Amateur In sport: A golfer, say, | who sells lead pencils and will play a game with any rich dub who Luys a pencil at $9 All reform movements are in one respect. Domesticat! dog served also to bring the doors, are ex- aro our most prolific short-story writers. Where one, like Mrs. Farnham, | ies & dizzy success, thousands | In the contest referred to 1,500 pts were submitted—all | Americanism It Is safe to say that most; 'MPlety is anvth 1 wers by women, for as| |TONL every publisher knows, more women are dabdling in than men. and rea fail. A conviction that g that threatens The florists are more things \ | flow but “Blah” uses. finding more and | the writing gamo v All the business needs i3 fter, deas, ability to | write fairly good English, and spare | time. In the minds of most practi- ' tioners, the latter Is the most neces- | important 1ingredient of | 1 still has soma It's better to meet clever people only once. The glamour wears off out the seventh time they tell sary and he same thing. all. The success of A movie magnate who boyish figure Is losing cans that his contract g on flesh. says the popularity stars are women as novel writers is one of the outstanding facts of the age. By glancing through any publisher's list - onc comes across quite as many names of women authors as onc finds' of men writers,. And many of the women attain ereat di be- lers™ inction, best st for a period. The writing novels is one of the most genteel * of occupations; one can almost cail it one of the most teminine of oceu- There are almost novel and story come the authors of Humans don't really need intui- tion except when meeting & one- cyed car at night. ot “Nervous Nellle” is much like great statesmen of the past. He ts the right countries to fump pation! femi s many | riters as thers are feminine pi Those ! of the nresent day, lively hoy - The way to incres the class 1s to malke a ot of money and raise a lot of kids who know ho t pend it to hoe hefore th ass the enduring fame of s wormen writers of th Elliot, Harriet Dee s Georze her 1 be one ine sleeping rs will think of the motor's drone. rorge Sand, niece cars. D the s for that A good | first iction instance, acts evidently are womer vays have of ful likes to and ir a prot ¢ people to swat him telling Ing by way of amus ng them to sl Correct this sentence: \fter getting married habit of sh, wasn't sy “Five Hiffc he res: for ti the Publishers Syndicate Copyright 25 Vears Ago Today Observation On The Weather 3 n members of Fore will caucus candidates for within the | The republ { common mouncil ng to nominate appointive oftic {gift of that body. All interest centers in who will fill the offic of corporation counsel and prosecu- ting . ing cloudi- moderate ay inere lummz for Lastern New Yo Increasing cloudiness: slightly | warmer tonight; Saturday clondy, 7vaTy rin eouth por of the, it wes W w ) rt of books ken out nt of the adult { per cent of the sioper was elected | sor of the com- and grounds, te was named on i ma ik 1 { mukin he disturbance of the interio | ”‘W:JW i ced northward to North P} surer and a 1 It is producing show tee on build Mississippt valley and Nor rile Marcus W [ the library commi The city offi oath of ceremony. The tor Hanford L. Curtis and k Thompson. Mr. Curtis a Herald reported today that 4 lacked the time, but his wi another lerstood he has been ng sworn {n un- lary incre granted, d 1 the ern Pl Hea Littls fleld, two office excepted vesterday absenteas | tora Conditions fura followe uest for son was by e Mr. permission of the coun- 1 Curtis was another Case has been awarded the ot to build the new Polish Catholle church on Broad street. Among the clection expanses filed the following: H. L. Curtis $26; Thompson $86.50; F. M. Zim- AN MO expense. + hizh school t to have a team this year. to support Loth 1 teams, they *k. Marshall ‘rank Klett ¢ mud fell on Con- t last evening but was heavi- in Plainville, The streaked yws eaused much annoyance to vi gitation In Plainville 13 growing nst the lax enforcement of the lantern 1z It is being €aid that nany ruk vehieles go about it night 1 ts and without mol ons have heen fined sineo cyelists in one 4 up last sum- students have representative As they are track and Alling is ager, * of — aga AMENT DATES April 15 dates local rovy Lo ber ti withor station 18 S 1on, Conn nt pick mer The stats Turnar convention elect- ed Paul Leupold a delegate to the ational convention at Davenport, i Tow ning July H \"n s h\U‘nHfln atarts July 2 or four daye, The clu official opening Ap . | who | some- | upper | tuted | ant for the same | deelded not to | FRIDAY, APRIL 15, 1927. mann. The estimated distance of Babe Ruth's longest drive is 560 & Brazzavt Dakar? sanford: “I always hear of hunt ers of big game going out into thi woods and shooting a large buck fo { food. Now what kind of food can | they make out of & big buck?” | Dora: "Buckwheat cal be! the citles of| Where are 3 tuan and , Fez, R <es, may- A. Prazzaville on the Congo | the capital of French Equatori Africa. Iez Is the former nor 'm, | capital of the Sultans of Moroc Dykes: “I went out into the woods | Rabat is the seat of g {and shot a buck. | the French Z and Monroe: “There are no woods, seat of government in near your place, so how could you zone. Dakar (in Senegal) shoot a buck?" tal of French West . | Dykes: "What > n alicn who se | way force Monroe: s Marls A. . Dally. . How He Figured It Send all communicatious to Fun shop Editor, care of the New Britain Herald, and your letter will be forwarded to New York is Well a buck in LETs PUT ON OUR LZ\STI:R} language is one hundred cents MAKE-UP” TOO! Dykes: “Weil, dat's what There'll be cheery lips seen {n the ' One® hundred scents and Easter pa someono called it a skunk!” PMU of lrn sticke applied for “first | crap an his family A. For ne a period of one g May 26, 19 alie lrll:m to American citizen 10 served in the military or fm‘M of the United States be { April 1917 ,and November {1018, are exempt from the { and may anply to the An | suls abroad for non-quota i viz: 1ch visas a out charge. Unmarricd under 13 and his wife come nnder the non-quota | provided they meet al the | of admissibility imposed | eral tmigration law. Q. How large National Park? [ AL Tk u e {long and 54 ml.lw wide area of 2,142,720 acres Q. How long did it | to write the “Decline and {the Roman Empire” A, While musing over the rulns ritol at Rome, Octolie concefved the the book. While | | 1 shot with 1 1 think it, 1927, I‘."Prol ac Forbidden). lips Folks, Parted in with jokes? que con ation THE DANGER. Merrill (at the movie): ‘“Lady! would you mind taking off your| [ ant?™ Lady: View? Merrill: “No, but I'm afrald my will see It and want one like nild st “Does it obstruct your | | wi la: i3 Yellowstone WHEN BLACK IS READ. Ties. That steamer captains are allowed To wed folks isn't rot, | "Most any able sallor man 0ws Liow to tie a knot! take Gibbon Fall of QUESTIONS ANSWERED You can geL &an answ r to any| question of fact or Information by | writlng to the Questlon Editor, New Britain Herald, Washington Bureau. 1322 New York avenue. Washington, D. C., enclosing two, cents in stamps for reply. Medical, | i legal and marital advice cannot be given, nor can extended research be undertaken. All other questions | Wil recetve a perscnal reply. Un- | signed requests cannot be answered. | All letters are confldenlla].—buxor.j } Q Can you glve me the remain-| | der of the verse containing the line athes there a man with a soul | | so dead, who never to himself ha | said, this is my own my nativ land”? A. ay of reads: reathes there a s0 dead, | Who never to himself hath said, | This is my own, my native land; | Whose heart hath ne’er within him burn'd, 54, he \wr")'v" conti nny. 9 . The Best of Friends. | My stomach is a friend of mina, | It 1s my bosom pal; { The nicest station on the al- Imentary canal. .« . { | | e he second and third volur | fn 1781, The we compl At last thre {in 1758 Q. Was Alfca Joyce the leadin oman in the motion pict equin'? A. No. She had a pron in the pi t the lead o5 Costello. When was the over Tripoli es October 18, 1912, upo z of the Treaty of Ouchy. Weopah, where discovered ? Cour of were publishe It's working for my weal; I trust it utterly, | Whate'er befall I know 't ne‘er Will turn its back on me, | 11It's done an awtul lot for me— By gosh, I've got a hunch! [ T'll take it to a swell cafe Aud treat it to a lunch! —Roger H. Morlano. 80 the THE ASTRONOMER. Michacl: “What are 3 I with that ccat over yer face | Patrick: “I'm lookin' for the [ comet, bedad. The paper sald it was |invisiblo to the nuked e —Rev. H. F. Slattery. SYSTEM! | Having put four-year old Shirley| As home his ‘0 bed, her mother told her she turned, vould come up-stairs in a little From wandering on while. | strand.” Later on her mother went up-! Q. What is Terrazro? staors and found Shirley ciill awake.| A. A kind of flooring. It i3 com ‘Mother,” wailed Shirley, “my head posed of small fragments of marble | | | set in a white cement and rubbed to | Qpe Straw hv-u'v f()l' hurt “ThLat's sympathized | a polish after it scts. 3y the use of fragments of Qifferent colo \ Each Shorteake Qm-g‘ Chicago, April 15, — (P) — Next | mother. | decorative effects of mosaic may be | produced. The process and the month is to bs the strawberry name are derived from Ttaly and!lennium. s introduced finto the United| Five strawhe State wards the end of the 19th chicfly in Mav century. crop of 98.000.0 | Q. Is the fact quartz s | blackish an indication that it con- {tains gold? A G in wh Q The verse 1is from Scott's aeil the Last Minstrel” and v 1 ralda wost with soul | Tonopat Q. What was the design of one- | cent picees issued in 1800 and w was their total value? A, All the one at year had | { | footsteps he hath a foreign too bad,” answered Shirley, “here | = { 've been holding my hand there all his time so I wouldn't lose the place | where it hurts, rry Mrs, H. Frandsen. WITHIN THE LAW. A FFun Shop Drama In Three Acts Dy Walter H. Kiesl! Act One. | (Scene: A courthouse. vers: Mr. Brief and M itting In the | f juarts e M is found sometinmes ite as well wck quartz. What is the work of a rail- road telegrapher A Tor sages, reeeive ders, and block t a Two law- Case, are ante-room, | eive and transmit mes. 1 deliver train or- rins; he must keep la funl set wnals and use them as | required by the rules. He must be | a skilled telegrapher; capable of re- | “What's the char i 15 trying uo Violation of t Sherman B | president of the | pions and decl | hibitions POLITICAL PARTIES ARRANGE CAUCUSES Rmnhhrans and Democrats to Hake Up Slate Monday prosecutor, as- and corporation be made at Monday sus of republican mem tlhe common couneil, at time a mayor pro tem. wi'l 4 and standing committess the common council picked. Demoeratic council members will ucns Monday night. The re- publican party, by reason of its 1 jority, Is in a position to dictate number of minority members to serve on each committee, but thae mocrats will urge greater rep ition on the ordinance and s ary commi For the first time n seven years the minority will hava w0 representatives ont he finance committee, Alderman John F. Maera and patka serving as me; s, 11s0 e he elate understood to have proval of the republi- cans for Monday's meating 1s: For oration counsel, John H. Kirk ham; for prosecutor, Joseph C Woods for assistant prosecutor, Willilam M. Greensteln; for mayor pro tem., Willlam H. Judd. FUTURE, GENERATIONS Physfeal Education Expert Picturcs Them As Weak and Unable To Raise Familles. Tes Moines, Towa, April 15 (P— of the future may have “spin= pot-bal narrow chesty hless and chinless mouths, ure women will be slender- t unable to bear children nion of J. E. Rogers, of 14 director of the na- 1 education service, odern life, abolishment and other activities, and fads are responsible s direction, de- re, for the na- cation confe agreeing with Miss Mary Welr, women's division of amateur athletic feder- 0 1s meeting here, Nelson, of Minneapolis, competitive athlctics for re not harmful. o federation has adopt« condemning cham= r that publie exs Liarmful to women, tional are L)nm(ul From First and Fourth of His Wives inati, April 15 (A-—Chester is divorced from his first but still married to 1 third and none of will ¢harge him with bigamy. wife, Mrs. Birdie Penx livoree on a charge of olved marriage yes- Penix said he knew when vas divorced from his first wife hat his sccond and 50 had obtained second wife had brought but withdrew it. s said the wives re- charges against ceivin d sending not less than| as 8|25 words a minute. He must un- W tell| derstand the use of the telophone | | : rules preseribed by the rail- | for the operation of Loth the| ph and the telephone. He! Ah'll gladly explain. must know all the rules concerning | Act Two. Itrain orders and operating frains in line. na Brief: “Mose, you're Lera . But Ull bet you 1t the Sherman Act sah, Ah su: o: “What it, ther STARS OF THE with whether You o atar by con MOTION PICTURE New ' 1323 1 I want llfl«‘<r: NAMB ls’rm.m A cITY 1w Scene: The same ante-room. Court the yards and on the main | has recessed. The judge addresses e must have first-class he; | good color perception. what are you up! Q What does the name oLy Boleslaw Mose, EDITOR, York Aven w so: Tt fs from t Honoh. meaning “strong Judg: 1'd like to have you run ‘When it is 12 o over to my house some day soon and N¢w York what tim fix up the fences. It you do, I'll gve lin? you the hogjowls when T butcher.” | e p. m ‘Judge you honoh. Ah'll] Is Babe adly he'p you out witt yoh fence, Making the ce Ah dona become Grand batted ball? | Supeeyah Mon h ob de lod A No. The longest recorded dis- e for a batted basehall 18 610, t and Is credited to Harry Heil- avie glory. lock noon In is it “Bolea- Up foh a witness, judge, ! R e s in Ruth longn credited drive a read COUPON Sashin SILVER RCRTEN nd actresses, cription and hington Bureau our favorite movle and send for ft: New Britaln Herald, I nd en OFT NERE n Rureau, i 10N PI¢ ATB srevsese AIN HERALD, e (Scene: The court-room. Moss is| | on the witness atand.) | | Judge: “What was the defondant doing?” Mose: “Shooting craps Attorney: “Tell the court exactly how you deal craps.” Mose: “Lemme outa heah! Fust { thing, you-all will ask me to drink a san-widge!” IFFICULT DECISIONS | | | (As it reached The Fun Shop Joke TFactory) “I had a very enjoy- Adirondacks. The bhucks.” “Win THE TIRST M Rev. Jon able trip to the first day'T shot tw Sport (absently parson anything —Ralph E. Hellbroner. DI (And how other T'un Shop contrib- utor fooled with {t)— By GLUYAS WILLIAMS AN TO LEAVE THE PARTY TRIES TO DICK OUT HIS RUBRERS