New Britain Herald Newspaper, February 11, 1927, Page 8

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The Herald Is on sale dafly in_New York at Hotaling's Newsstand, Times Bquare; Schults's Newsstands, Entrance Grand Central, 42nd Street. WEST MAIN STREET PAVEMENT NOT PERFECT After only a few months of wear the West Main street paving job, done on each side of the car tracks by the city late last year, is already showing signs of wear, One should hasten to add that the por- tion paved by the Connecticut company between the tracks Is in every respect sastactory; it s of concrate and indicates the company has had a plenitude of experience in putting down pavements that stand up under modern wear. The city's portion, hetween the car tracks and the curbs, however, is of a differep® material and gives the impression it will not last long with- out the necessity of repalrs. At some places the top dressing already | appears worn through. Much comment 18 being heard re- gardng the appearance of this paving so soon after being put down. The wheels of the constant stream of automobiles using the pavement have already impressed a sort of | rut a few feet alongside the car tracks; some of the top dressing is already disappearing. The impression seems to be that the top dressing has been defective or im- | properly put down, not thick eitough, or perhaps the foundation is sagging. It this pavement had been put down by a contractor there would | have been howls about it before this. The fact that the city itselt put down the pavement should not ward off criticism. It is entirely likely that the city can put down as good a pavement as any contractor; but if extreme care was not taken to put down the | best and most serviceable sort of paving on West Main street a mis take evidently was made. No street in the city receives such heavy traf- fic. 'To meet the conditions only the finest kind of work would avail In this instance the concrete portion put down by the car company in as excellent condition as when it was constructed—except at point alongside a city sewer intake where the city tore up the pave- ment after it was down to tinker with the intake—while the city's| portion of the pavement cannot be sald to be giving evidence of a long lite. The chiet complaint seems to he that some of the top dressing on t1 city’s pavement seems to stick tc the wheels of the passing chariots, with the result that there are re lar depressions along the route, How bad these will after con- tinued use remains to be seen, but it s logical to assume that if the pavement is how it happens to he after a few months' use it will he general is one become vastly worse after a year's traffic upon it. Perhaps the city will learn by ex- perfence, improving its technic as repeated pavements are laid down. Perhaps the West Main street pave- ment Is not really as bad as it looks although that would be hard for the layman to Any cisms are being volced @ haps is usele “explanatic cral belie believe, Justified, is t} should not gi after the work PRESDENT'S NOTE TO PORLIGN POWERS Tt is i t that | about trip unofticlally, of course, but we rec ognize its efficiency, what it is ac- complishing in Europe. The Washington ‘arms conference took placs in Washington a few years ago, at a time when our iso- lationist attitude from Geneva was much more marked. Many honest Republicans who were led to oppose the League at that time thought it would have a short life, President Harding, sensing the apparent ma- fority attitude, Invited the plenipo- tentiarles to Washington Instead of suggesting Geneva, and thereby ob- tained a good meed of personal glory, President Coolldge also at first thought Washington would be a fit place for a second conference; then, when it became evident Geneva was becoming Increasingly active as a center of international discussion, he esitated, finally concluding Geneva would be just the place for his sec- ond conterence, Now forth goes the call. The object of the conference, of course, 1s to maintain the 5-5-8 ra- tio, curbing the possibilities of cer- ialn foreizn nations taking advan- age of certain limitations in the carlier agreement to outbulld the United States. It s important that | the real facts should be thoroughly understood. We are able to out- build any other nation, by reason ot our wealth and resources, and we know It; so do the others, But while we are obeying the 5-5-3 lim- itations mome of the others are breaking, or threatening to-break, the spirit of the pact through the construction of largs numbers of smaller vessels not included in the treaty, Tt is evidently the plan of the President to stop this leak; the large vessels are limited, the small- | er ones are not. And if the forelgn nations who | are eager to enter into an arma- ment race with the small naval units can’t agree at Geneva—then ! Uncle Sam in self-protection will | lead from the procession. Dispatches | Washington Indicates Con- | gress does not like any such pros- | pect but if no agreement can be se- | cured at Geneva to cover the little | ships there will be little objection | to bullding enough of them to insure safety upon the seas. THE VIRGINIANS ’ The local police department thought it essential to send one Ar- thur Aaronson, ed swindler, to Newport News in a roundabout | way. Two Virginia detectives, sent | to escort him to their state, appear to have ignored thdse carefully laid plans and took him through New York City—the prisoner’s home city —without handcuffs. | It was a risky thing to do; but perhaps the men from \']rf;i"nin.“ thought that because the round- through Pennsylvania | Lad been well advertised and was | expected to be taken, it was a neat | 3 | trick te take the unexpected direct | route, under the | But if Aaronson | had made a sudden dive for free- dom in New York and got tangled up with the crowds the Virginia detectives would have furnished a nice first page “rube” story for the New York papers. Perhaps this comes heading of strate; BOY SCOUT A | This week saw the 17th anniver- | sary of the Boy Scouts organiza- tion. During that time it has veloped into an organization with a large national membership; its good work widely recognized. The slogan of the organization in New Britain fs “Training manhood | to serve boyhood.” Every effort ap- parently is mads to carry out this!| laudable purpose. Through it young- | sters are made to realize that the | older folks are vitally interested in | their welfare. A chummy attitude en the two helps the men as well as it does the boys. de- | Lvery two years a school of scout masters is conducted in the city. Preparations are being made to con- | luct such a school here at present, | t of the Boy | Seouts in the fact that the scout masters are well trained success of the ystem lies to function as such; that it is not merely a case of some older person taking a hike with the boys and | real not understanding how.to | guide them aright. In these days when youth is sup- posed to present a gratify problem it is to realize t at the Boy Scouts organization is one of those which is doing a most valuable work. ROOSEVEL is little S SPEECH similarity between Colonel icodore Roosevelt and the eman of that rame who u ind t nel mented lion, American g t, thre The son President, wishes st he can he Powers to discics furthe g under the inevitabl of naval arma or when he follows the same question involying « ction line of activity that the elder Roose- it relies upon * v cd with such signai suc- “Geneva” s row were prosMent of a Pull- referring to th , ny, or were deeply im the Swiss city is mersed in commercial undértakings, there {3 where the natio ike the son of Abraham Lincoln gother and discuss their pr 0 died recently, people 1 not We are not in the League—have | be inclined to make comparisons. “spurned it as its dotractors are |But the present colonel is trying to fond of saying; yet we are co-op-|be a politician—or is it a statesman? erating witll it to a greater extent— |—and therefore courts the observa- ' | absence of a tion that he is not the same kind of a hard hitter. At a banquet of the McKinley assoclation in Hartford the present Colonel Roosevelt found nothing | more thrilling to talk about than to revamp the ideas of 1920 against the League of Natlons, with some | extra stuffing thrown in about the World Court. This was done on the day when President Gonlldge issued a note favoring co-operation with the League {n connection with naval natters, According to Colonel Roosevelt's 1920 political palaver, the League 18 | on t1a floor committee. an instrument of the devil and everyone should be opposed to it. What this gentleman and everyone of his kind overlooks {s that the League even in Wilson's day held a majority of sentiment in the Senate of the United States and the Wilson treaty only failed of ratification be- cause the constitutional two-thirds majority was lacking. So far as the | get that way by accumulating blis- public itself 1s concerned, it long ago | ters, has lost the expectation that the 1 League would be a nonentity in inter- national affairs; it reads the news- papers and can judge by itself, Then consider the little joke play- ed upon Colonel Roosevelt by the orchestra director. When the festivi- tles were at their helght the air was punctured by the mellifluent strains of “The Sidewalks of New York,” the political hymn of prase which has come to be the national | Prince Carol feels the same keen in- | anthem of Governor Smitn's follow- ers in New York. That made the banquet for a moment look like & Democratic convention. “CLEANING” THE STAGE It looks as if the suddenly awak- cned desire of New York City to purify its stage is degenerating into | one of those affairs which have gone into stage or police history in the past, only to be forgotten. It was just recently that the New Yorlk district attorney publicly stat- | ed the Jaw was entirely Inadequate | to stop the so-called indecent per- from the standpoint of | No change hl‘l | formances gaining convictions, the law has been made since that time; but suddenly the play-jury system is discarded and arrests are made. Now It i3 to be seen whether there can be important convictions, or whether they can be made to stick in the higher courts, The play- jurles found no fault with some of those plays now procecded against; | the more formal court jurfes will be composed of the same cross-sec- tion of the community. The out- lock is for a big temporary hulla- baloo to appease the wrath of re- formerz who may be entirely justi- fied and sincere and withal may be | right in their contention for a clean- er stage; but the district attorney is following a method that he him- selt has declared could be productive of no permanent results, “The Captive” is one of the plays proceeded against. Having seen it we know what we are talking about when we say it appeals only to intellectual analysts of bizarre emo- tions. It can be safe to say that/ most of those who have been strug- gling to see it have not understood | the subleties of the subject. It the | young—who can't get a thing out of it—are demoralized then the youth- ful girl ushers in the theater, who lave scen it every night since its | cpening, must be in a terrible frame of mind. They give no such evidence. New York has been cleaning up night clubs for three months, and still the cleaning up 13 being found necessary with the end apparently | nowhere in sight. Arrests and fines | merely serve as so much advertis- ing. The performances thus “clean- ed” never turn out to be “flops.” The producers can well afford to| pay the small price for the big| amount of publicity they obtain in this manner. Putrid performances may be an abomination; but it i3 the public which makes them profitable. When the public tires of smut the situa- tion cures itselt—as has happened | in the past. The style in perform- ances runs in cycles, the stage ac- | public the de- curafely refle | mand. ’ The present furore may convinee | the Albany | 2 el law on the subject is nccessary. The | portion; producers will be in perfect agree- | ent with the 1 tors, In the law with teeth long run will new the producers in the bo the gainers from the present campaign; ultimately, when the clean-up dies down and the law re- | mains as it is today, they will be | free to give the public what it wants when the demands scem to warrant | departurcs from the pathway of de- cency. If the district attorney was right In the first place apparent reason his original correct o The annual banquet of the Busi- nessmen’s association was held last night at the Hotel Russwin. Sen itor A, J. oper s toastmaster. Among those present were W. wood, W. L. Hatch, Marcus White D. MeMi H. Wood, Frank J Porter, Robert Sloan, M. J. Kenney, Erichson, Dr. ¢ Irichson W. C. Crowell, Guy Fitch, H. L. Mills, Dudley T Holmes, A. P. Marsh H. V. Camp, Bert Loom nd M P. Leghorn. Marcus Whi poke on “The Age We Live In.) { more desl |a tragedy, Charlte. | practicing war on one a Alfred Anderson had one of his fingers broken yesterday by catching it between two logs at the Rule Shop. “Resolved, That high license is ble for New Britain than no license.,”” This is the question to be debated at the Y. M. C. A., tomor- row evening. For the affirmative, E. R. Hitchcock and J. J. Fitzsimmons will speak, with ‘B, C. Goodwin and L. Kooyumflan for the negative. Ed- ward F. Hall will be chairman. McMillan today begins the final end of his clearance sale. The Turner soclety held its 37th annual masquerade last evening. Paul Stockel was chairman of the committee in charge with Louis Fodt s a member, and Herman Schmarr President Roosevelt's son, Theo- dore, Jr.,, who is very ill, passed a good night last night. FactsandFancies BY ROBERT QUILLEN T Nobody is born wise. People just Imperialism is whatever another nation does to protect its commercial interests, This thing is getting too much 1ike Do something funny. Still, religion isn’t the only thing | to keep Al out of the White House. | There's his politics. At this distance {t appears that terest in the throne that he would in a meal ticket, an artistic temperament after the victim 1s too old to spank. intelligence test to equal matrimony. Indications are that the corn horer | will do more than any other agency to enforce prohibition. men who don't women dress. give a darn how | Americanism: Resenting the cold- ness of those above; snubbing those | below. | Jim Reed might make a good | candidate, but he fsn't meek enough | There lsn’t much you can do about | So far, no modern has invented an | Most of the blg fobs are held by | Ye Gawds! I simply HAD to marry MAXSON. Send all communications to Fun Shop Editor. care 0f the New Britain Herald. and your letter will be forwarded to New York. (B e R S LISTEN, LINGUISTS! It's not new metaphors we lack To get our daily speech In whack, But mirthaphors, gay little jokes. To liven conversation, Folks! PHONY! Mrs. Peck: “What do you think ot the symphony orchestra?"” Peck: “Pretty good. Who's the little simp leading it? —Mother R. WHY WE ELECTED TO LOVE, HONOR, AND OBEY! Frank Before I wed I held a job. I had to rise at seven. 1 married Frank because he had The sense to leave at eleven! —Mildred C. Hoffmann. \ Steve T turhed him down. He was a sort of good And serious and well-meaning kind of sap; But, gosh, I wanted someone that had class— Not just a sap. And when I d1d, he kind of looked at me And said, “T know I'm way below you—far, I know I've no more right to worship you . Than touch a star.” I'm human, kid. That kind of stuff goes deep! hide They way I felt and tell him, “Well, get gone” And let it ride. And then he went and got himself engaged Katie Schiff. him. The darned big stiff! —DMrs. Stephen J. Warner. PAY UP Hotel Clerk: “Your bill is $70."” Guest: Well, can you beat it!" Hotel Clerk: 1 —Harold Poucher. to make a good sacrifice. There's nothing else the marines | can do for the conservative in | Nicaragua, except, possibly, to wash | him, \ It wasn't for not Chinese spent the | ing that the | Still, the man wouldn't be objectionable keep it to himself. who knows it all it he'd i 7 will be a very hard year, as usual, for those who hope to get| something for nothing. Which are smarter, girls or boys? | Well, which are more successful at | dodging work through life? Man's three Hates work; works cheerfully as a matter of | duty; wishes )I‘.‘.(‘Ould work. ge Man 1s born with certatn ‘fnalien- able rights, which aren’t worth much when he meets a big guy driv- ing a truck. | “Landis | aid the man, Correct this sentence: simply did his duty,” | “in spite of the fact that he hat(‘s} publicity. Copyright 1927, Pub! Observation On The Weather Feb. 11.—Forecast tor Souxn rn New England: Partly cloudy tonight; Saturday increasing cloudiness and warmer; fresh west, shifting to southwest winds and in- cr ng. Torecast for Eastern New York: Fair tonight, warmer in central and north portions Saturd: increasing hers Syndicate | Washington, : a1 | cloudiness with warmer in south and itors that no special | 1in or snow and col r in north fresh southwest winds possibly becoming strong late to- night or Saturday Conditions: A slight disturbance off the Block Island coast and fs producing light snows in southern w England and eastern New York stite this morning. Pressure |18 high but falling in the interior, Louisville, Kentucky 30. The northwestern disturbance of yester- day has advanced southeastward to the upper lake region. It is causing a marked rise in temperature over the plains states and eastward over the lake districts, Conditions favor for this vicinity partly cloudy weather and not much ch in temperature ¢ temperatures y High L i ) Detroit Duluth Hatteras A4 26 18 Miami Nantucket o New Haven . New Orleans New York ! Norfolk :‘3) terday were: | | WELL, FOLKS, DO YOU RNOW WHAT GENTLEMEN PREFER? Dear Mr. Judell: It took all that I've got to let me | To that darned cat—that low-down | Jupiter? You'd better not try | us! Rudle: “What did she do?” Theresa: “She sat on him too!” —Luther Stehll, Her Name Hendrixi “I must have the gout. Last night I had a big hot water bag on my knee. Wright: “Gee, is that what you call her!!"” —M. L Whalen. Proper Cognomen Paul: “Whenever I'm sitting in the parlor with my sweetheart, we can’t mush it up, because her mother al- ways hangs around.” Thomas: “I suppose your sweet- heart resents that?” Paul: “Sure she does. She refers to her mother ‘The Hangman's It's bad for the neck!” —Edwin Heimer, (Copyright, 1927, Reproduction Forbidden) STIONS ANSWERED You can get an answ r to any | question of fact or information by | writing to the Question Editor, | New Britain Herald, Washington | | Bureat, 1322 New York avenue. | Washington, D. C. enclosing two| cents in stamps for reply. Medical, legal and marital advice cannot be‘l | given, nor can extended research | be undertaken. All other questions will recelve a personal reply. Un- | signed requests cannot be answered. | All letters are confidential.—Editor. | Q. What was the settlement in 3eorgia? A, Savannah, settled in 1733, Who was the father of first white | A. In Greek and Roman myth- ology Zeus or Jupiter is the supreme god, father of the gods and he had no progenitor. Q. What does the name Clarence | mean? | A. Iilustrious or clear Q. What day and Jesus Christ born? A. The time is disputed. The vear Is now generally fixed at 4 or| 5 B.C The day is not known. .Q What year did the Boxer up- rising in China occur? A 1900. Q. What is the year was difference be- Freda Our romance had the point where welwere being in- | States. {vited to call on married couples to- | a8ent mgxt in rank to ambassador. | In diplomatic functions and in other | gether. We had called on the Blakes, and | &l were playing bridge when Freda said | to me: } “Partner, T'll tell you this for your own good. Nobody but a fathead | leads from a king. There are hooks that will tell you ahout these things —if you can read!” Cringing panther. THAT'S why I profer hrunettes! —S. D. Turnure. Dear M. Sylvia he ideal type of brun- | ette—tall, lissome, svelte. In a Span- | the Aryan or Indo-Germanic family sh_shawl she looked like a dream of Madrid. I was my face sw. ing in the barber's chair, thicknesses of wet towel—this con- versation: “But Madam, this gentleman was here before you.” “Well, if he's a gentleman, he'll give his place to a lady.” Just then my barber took the tow- els off my face and I saw the face of the lady who was speaking. It was Sylvia!!!! Syncopating walruses! That's why I prefer BLONDES! —Arthur F. O'Brien. HIS OPINION Dr. Steese (chiropractor): “I think I know what is the matter with you. One of your vertebrae is out.” 1 Patient: “Then T must have drop- i ped it between the house and here. 'T had them all when I left.” —Sylvia Jamison | | | | | THE MUSHERY (As found in THE FUN SHOP Joke Factory) Mother (entering room unexpect- edly “Why, Harrlet, get right from that young man's knee Harriet: “No, I got here fir [ —H. F. C. | (and how other FI | utors chiselled 1t)— Orally, Though Theresa: “Just as I sat sweetheart's lap in down N SHOP contrib- on my the parlor last s fair as April day. Her | tWeen apdmbassador and a minister hair was like & 1n sunlight, and her |in the diplomatic service? eyes like June moonbeams. | A progressed to|rank of diplomatic agents between | Nothing patriotic or inspiring in a | Helen, wife of King Menclaus of hed in hot towels, when | Serbs belong to the eastern group 1 heard dimly—threugh (w0 or three | Of this branch and came into Serbia Ambassador is the highest A minister fs a diplomatic | | He belongs to Mr. Riddle at ‘You can fool some of the people all of the time, and all of the people some of the time, but you cannot fool all of the people all of the time”? A. /This epigram has been at- tributed to Abraham Lincoln but TOMBED HINERS | B 1 e e 11518t o0 Wages fTor Enfire author. It is sald that Lincoln o = Period Spent in Cave quoted Barnum's words in a speech at Clifton, Illinols, September 8, Hazelton, Pa., Feb. 11 (P—If a man is entombed in a coal mine fop| 1858, Q. Is there a minimum welght fm-x ran‘w.y mall clerks and . post office clerks? | elght days, is he entitled to fo A Railvay mall clerks must (w0’ onitty of eight hours npd“ayy o three shifts? This question has caused a dispute| between the United Mine Workers| weligh at least 130 pounds and post office clerks at least 125 pounds. Applicants are required to remove shoes and coats when being weighed. ani the Lehigh Valley Coal Col 3 1] v e :z,’;",g"“‘ wear DeUer | 1y arose out of the entombment] 5 for eight days of five miners| A. Yes. Because 14 carat gold | 1s usually harder. It depends, how- | ever, on the alloy that s used. Q. What s the address of Bud in the Tomhicken colliery by a) flood last November., The men were rescued Thanksgiv-| Fisher, the cartoonist? ing eve. Andrew Mattey, district| shec, e eattoon oo | president of the mine workers, an-| ok rside Drive, New|younced that they had heen paid Who {8 L " cAao | [OF two 8hifts a day without notifi-| s o Lew Cody's WIeT |oation ana Ahat tife moneydwasiin A Lew Cody and his wite, Mabey | helF pay envelopes when the last Normand, reside at Beverly Hills r(’_gulur wage distribution was made California. " | after their rescue. Q. What 1s the nationality of| Mr Mattey maintains that thel Greta Garbo and Vilma Banky? men are entitled to 24 hours shifts. A, Greta Garbo is Swedish and He said today that if the claim was Vilma Banky is Hungarian, 1n0t adusted it would be taken to Q. How can a boy enlisted fin | (»)14: anthracite board of concillation the United States Marine corps ec. | fOF & ruling. Conterences have been | cure his relense? held with officials of the coal com- A. It he is still under 18 years PARY but apparently the prospects of age his parents can apply for his | °f adiustment by that method are discharge. They must produce his |10t encouraging. birth certificatet and affidavits, It | for his discharge on the ground of Navy Builds Barricades 1 for his disccharge on the ground of 4 iti having parents or others dependent For Ammunition Stores | upon him. He should file his ap-| _'Aashington, Feb. 11 (UP)—Bar- plication for release from the serv. |Ticades of earth and concrete which ice with his commanding officer and | Will send explosions skyward are b it must be accompanicd by the INg built by the navy around ammus sworn affidavit of two disinteresteq Dition stores according to Rear Ad- varties. It his application is ap. | Miral Lo E. Gregory, chief of the Bue proved he will receive his release, |Feau of Yards and Docks. Q. By how many different n.| Navy experts believe property dividuals has '“Man o' War”, the damage and loss of life at the Lake race harse, been owned? | Denmark, N. J., arsenal explosion A. He was bred by the late last summer would have been con- August Belmont, and soid as a siderably less had the individual ling at Saratoga Springs, New York, | buildings been surrounded by barri- August 1918 to Samuel D. Riddle, cades. the! The first of the new barricades is | now under construction at the York- town, Va., depot. It is planned to (have their height about the same as from $4,000 to|the eaves of the building. In addi- |tion to reducing the hazzard, Gresg- | ory said the barricades would also lessen the distance depots must be located from cities and towns. present time Q. What is the salary of a United States marshal ? A It ranges $6,000 per annum. COMMUNICATED CIVIL WAR MONUMENT X-ROYALTY SNOWBOUND Florence, Italy, Feb, 11.—(F}— atherine, | Princesses Irene and E George of Correspondent Wants it Kept in Presentable State I'ters of former King itor New Britain Herald: | Greece, were snowbound recently for If the city has $160,000 to spend |tWo days at the tiny mountain town on a monument, why can't it keep | Of Cutigliano, in the Apennines, it the monument erected to the mem- | Was made known today. They were ory of the Unidn veterans of the |overtaken by a storm while touring Civil War in good repair? |toward Abetone and were forced to The hinges are broken on the | take refuge in the little hamlet when doors, the padlock is broken and | their automobile became stuck in a gone and when the doors are open | drift. (which should be only on Memorial day) it 1s a receptacle for rubbish, GOCD thing kept like that. of state ambassadors take | Q. What'and when was the! Trojan war? A. A famous legendry war, gen- | erally placed about the beginning of | the 12th century B. C.; undertaken | by the Greeks for the recovering of | Sparta, who had been carried off by Paris, son of the Trojan king, Priam, Q. To what race do Serbians be- long? A, They are Slavs, a branch of that constitutes the great bulk of the population of Europe east of the meridian of 15 degrecs cast. The about 637. Q. How can I remove lead from a rifle barrel? A Remove powder fouling first | by means of sal soda solution and | then having closed one end of the barrel, introduce a small amount of mercury, close the other end of the barrel and let the mercury come in contact with all parts of the inner surface of the barrell. Remove the | mercury and mercury-lead alloy, andclean with a swab Q. 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