New Britain Herald Newspaper, January 10, 1927, Page 6

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The Associated Press is exciusively em- titled to the use for re-publication of | all_news credited to it or not otherwise | credited fn this paper and salso IOCII news published therein. | th' Aun Burean of Ciscalation. | ts & national organization naty circulation ciroulation are based upon this audit This insures protection against fraud in newspaper | distribution figu.es to both national and | local advertisers. | | Connecticut as a whole was an in- The Herald s om sale dally In New York st Hotaling's Newastand, Times | Square; Bchuitz's Newsstands, Entrance | Grand Central, 42nd Street. | —Every time the Prince of Wales needs more publicity he falls from a | horse. —It is common to refer to di-| vorced persons as obtaining their | treedom; but how many of them like it well enough to remain unmar- ried? he ——Splendid skating weather been with us; but the old-timer who | €an be safely assumed that the dif- | as a transportation tried to do a few eights is nursing muscles. ancient figure badly w ched | —Down in Georgia started a Supreme Kingdom, and the | Rev, John Roach Straton is deliver- ing 60 lectures designed to combat | the theory of evolution, the warfare | based upon a species of exalted | emotionalism, not necessarily scion»‘ tific doctrine. As a scient the | Rev. Mr. Straton never expects to | get the Nobel prize. G —_— | —The mayor of Stamford is in for | being called a brutal monsier by | pseudo humanitarians. All he did | was to advocate the whipping post | for wite beaters, as being an im- | provement upon sending the erring | husband to jail and punishing the wife some more. A good plan in Stamford would be fo lot the ply the lash. wife | —If the two feudist gangs m} southern Illinois keep their warfare up long engggh there will be no sur- vivors. Thirteen having met death in the last five months—four of them in Sunday’s affair—it is patent that unless they get new recruits, which is unlikely, the gang warfare eventu- | ally will settle itself without the need of calling out the militia. —B8peaker Longworth has quite zz‘ lively presidential boom at his dis- posal, operating with the slogan, “Let's spend a little” What's the president got to do with the spr‘nd-‘ ing, anyway? Congress attends to it. And it should not be overlooked that Congress 13 also entitled to due! credit for all this economy we hear and read about—or the discredit, depending upon the point of view. —The little bump . between two | sections of the Twentieth Century | Limited seems to have been due as| much to the sections running too | closely together as it was due to| failure by one of the engineers to obey the caution and stop signals. Running sections closcly together is all right if the section ahead never | needs to stop to correct some minor | trouble, as was the case in New York | state. —Ever so often stories appear in | the public press regarding women who are arrested on charges of | manufacturing liquor. Some of them appear to be as adept as men. Judges have shown a tendency to be lenient with the fair sex, usually ing” their fines and sentences. judge In Ansonia, who sent a woman | to jail for 80 days after she had re- peated the offense, in equality of the sexes hefore the law. pend- | The | seems to believe | ***_Compensation occupational diseases will be alleged a live for topic at the present session of the General A manufacturers Labor sembly. Both the state's and the Federation of e upon some points re- garding amending the lav nd that at least is a heginning. wo sid have like gentlen some of the vi particularly the nced for o the liberal have been the law in favor of a change would not rely any more of thelr uitra-liberal in- Both will bhe committee been discussing but d al matte subject en, pon court decis made in connection with which upon the courts for| terpretations. sides heard ir ar cown upon the floor of the As3 will n mely teresting. loubt prove extrs | were published | total of children between thesc ages | | who | between (hose ages | the indu | fices of life which | place. There appear EMPLOYED CHILDREN Figures never lie, runs the adage; but unfortunately that does not ap- | ply to statistics. We have no doubt that when a minister of this city made state- ments based upon statistics regard- ing alleged child labor in New Brit- aln he quoted those which have been “breadeast by the press" respecting | New England as a whole, and which no one until now has had occasion to doubt. The census taken by the secretary | of the Manufacturers Association of Hartford county manifestly do not | conform with the previous statistics, which originated in the Children’s | Bureau of the U. Department of | The increases | shown for various cities of Connecti- | Labor. percentage according to this compilation, | in the Herald last cut, | December 10. | {tirm grip upon NEW BRITAIN DAILY HERALD, the situation the work of “rehabilitation” will begin. This will cost millions. Of course, as everyone {8 aware, the New Haven rallroad has billions of surplus funds on hand for such a purpose! The Massachusctts legislature in 1926 passed enabling legislation per- mitting the railroad to acquire con- trol and manage the street railways. Three-fourths of the cities and towns in the territory served by the lines, including the two principal cities, had to approve the acquisi- tion. It did not take the railroad long to gain approval of the fowns, especlally as the railroad the “re- promised to spend millions in habilitating” the systems. It simply looked as if somebody was going to play a very good angel, or a splendid | Santa Claus. Towns, like individuals, are always willing for nothing. to get something These figures stated that ber of New Britain children between | the ages of 14 and 16 years who left | school during 1925 to go the num- | to work i sdrer | made a total of 37.4 per cent A,run'.r'“lmh owned all year, Manifestly the tages do | not apply to conditions this year. It | d that the percel was stati increase for crease of only 26.9 per cent. | The report stated that in 1925 the were granted employment | certificates for the first time in this v totalled 487 children, as com- with 348 children the pared previous | year. Now Association with a Manufacturers census of this | city showing that only 53 children comes the re employed in | but it | trial establishments here. | This does not apply to 1925, ference between the two years was | ight. It is of course gratifying to | discover that the reported incropse in work permits does not mean a factories. | Both sides to the controversy & be right. Children between 14 and 16 can be at work in considerable num- bers, but not necessarily in manu- turing plants. Some may be em- ployed in seasonal industr the tobacco industry of county. There are as in Hartford | a multitude of | other establishments in which they | may find employment, of a less and p fatiguing and h: than rhaps | ardous nature in plants. | manufacturing No harm has resulted from (he| cussion, which has at least re- sulted in clarifying a situation re- re Dbeen | erroncous assumption: | garding which may have A FIRE PANIC Tragédy enacted in a theater in Montreal, resulting in a large num- | ber of children being squeezed and mauled to death during a panic fol- lowing an alarm of fire, was one of those distressingly unnecessary sacri- it is easier to moralize about following the event than to eradicate or make impossible in the future. To avoid such a stampede merely | requires sel-control; children as a| rule conspicuously lack this quality; | and so do quite a number of grown- | ups. In the Montreal disaster an ob- | | serving boy, seelng . sman jet of | flame in the projector’s hooth, yelled an alarm; in a moment a thousand tots were struggling to rush from the vonlv four exits and one of them bc-l ! came blocked with bodies of victims. The same general story has been | told before. Stringent laws have been | passd in most states regulating the | the patient, claiming number of exits and other safety re- quirements in connection with thea- ters. Most managers tak m pride in than meeting mands of the law. It needs to be learned carly, of course, that an alarm of fire should | er be spread in a public plac thers quent Even when the than stimulating it, te. It has iin that orch s a fire, to alla agitation, rather should bhe the | con: prime happened | s in| | wrote during a | “Mighty Lak' | and | women, the safety de- | 1so had to control of the ownership of all the The railroad a acquire common stock of the New England Investment & Security company, | the common and tatfetics | than the number for the previous|voting stocks of the Springtield ’m(l‘ The company entered into an agreement | Worcester railways. railroad | to obtain the stock, resulting in com- | plete voting control. The railroad also made a deal to acquire the bonds of the Springfield railway. | All of this having been accomplish- ed, public utilities department of Massa- | the railroad has petitioned the chusetts for aproval of the acquisi- Wh will be owning en it assents the railroad and operating the street railways involved. | tions. Why a railroad should be so keen | about owning and operating trolley | systems has always been one of the | { transportation mysteries of New | England. The old desire to function | monopoly still lurks within the management of the railroad corporation. It would have been more advantageous for tic | railroad to have divested itself of all they have | large employment of children in the | its trolley interests, even at a loss. Ultimately the railroad large sums through thelr ment anyway. A railroad centering its attention upon long di should be a tance transportation. The operation of busses as a supplementary service may be within its province; but the operation of trolley lines is no mort within its purview than the ope tion of taxicabs or wheelbarrows, FRANK L, ST: Frank L. Stanton was one of those heartfelt, soulful poets who touch- | ed the heart rather lect. With right he the poet than the intel- was designated he fincst products in laurcate of Georgia; was one of her | any field. Of the thousands of poems he busy lifetime, his a Rose,” set to impc ishable melody nd’s own Ethelbert Nevin, go down | to posterity as a thing of ever beauty. What a the compar W sting beautiful theme— on of a new born babe with the velvety softness of a r all done the language of a proud southern mam- my. A poet does not need to be gre to be good, or to reach the h of mankind. This one poem has be millions, in sung by bringing many tear to TIts appeal will never die. |society of T 25 Years Ago Today | to have IAP(‘II‘ | Much talk has been aroused the smallpox s, Frary & Clark, {first victim was | nounced the medi by Landers, with which firm the employed, I 1 attention given that medical {attendance which consists in look- ing at the patient from outside the house and through a closed window |is a farce. The factory is willing to pay for medical attention it it is lndmumw. | The indoor baseball tea i whnt o Faritra st e e :\nl Pietealent ine Gatoriig A leaor | that city by 16 to 14. Tt con- | sidered one of the closest games | ever played in the Capital City. Court Beathoven will hold a m | querade in Bardeck’s hall on Arch street on the 14th. 4 Wagner | irman of the committee in| | eharge. such emergencies, by striking up a lively air, have been able to prevent panic. Possibly, if somcthing of the | nd had been done in Montreal no | panic would have eventuated. It is a particularly distressing | to realize that so many inno- arily met de It is L vivid warning that safety in public nts unnec ath. cos depends as much upon the peo ves as upon the safe- ty regul NEW HAVEN EAGER FOR TROLLEY CONTROL One would t operator of New York, ad, in this New Have however, t car gysic trord ass by res e y loves strect e 1dant losses, t profits The railroad tting d Worcester possession of the Springficld t car lines. The the railroad corporation | what to do w | acts (two of them t gets a A good any Mexican coins have | been passed on the merchants he lately, and they are at a loss as to th them . Bab- n several lI’llHur'l Drivin Among the cock’s barn las members from the club, Two burl olio r) ht Bald spiey it the Opera House ton heads to the nt. The Business and Pleasure ( n th of organ It has 5. ation in ated its Hamlin to convert d- is process dritain loc th It is proposcd to stock the with trout. Both trolley an rail th pond d Hw‘ lines location Facls andFanc. g | BY ROBERT QUILLEN Yon can't he r in bas a crook and «ball unles you're an um- r a hick town speci may not know just | whose term | PO¥ affecting t what's wrong with you, but he knows it's worth $16 Recent history of Russia teaches us that it is impossible for mortals to stay mad indefinitely. An old-timer is oné who can re- member when a preacher could get on the first page without a scandal. MONDAY, JANUARY 10, 1927. There was a young lady named Spender ‘Whose feelings were terribly tender; ‘When a dog of her aunt's Started breathing in pants She made him a knitted suspender! Dear M. F, J.: My grandmother had an unreasonable dialike for all such sweet stuff as jams and jellies, and she wants everybody to share her disike. Will you please.give us a limerick to use on her? Her name Send all communications to Fun )| s Jervis. Shop Editor, care 0f the New Britaip Herald. and your letter | will be mrwmled to New York | Betty and Anna Dear Girls: It doesn't pay to be | sweet to that kind of grandmother. | Solitude may be good for the soul ' to stick around watch fun can s more you work. ht gall was divided in but Mussolini is than three. Caesar thou only three parts, more cabinet mem Missionaires haven't much to ex- plain. Savages don't know anything about Chicago. president is one economic laws, during over A great which h ple prospe Killing all the bird cts. Americanism: | cussing the inc The boy of t with g bl his e and yet he t cz | wasn't in love. A man with @ st must wonder whether to write for confession magazines ar go to the senate. that people know nothing when th dead, as the gnostic thinks, some of them won't realize when the change occurs, It it's true Parting isn’t such darned sorrow if you've got a taxi waiting. ¢ Mr. Mellon wants to make cohol that won't kill and vet will have a ghastly taste and smell, X iight ¢ t almost moon- shiner, al- any Uncle Sam shouldn't rec h America is at least ten j opposition’s bayonc By the timc gets ready for the world rc will D so orthodox that a revolution won't change nythin Everyhody agrees th tion; the difficulty is to greement concerning the part tha is surpl di T, t's live ires,” this sentence: income Correct as simply said she, neigl nd not try to impress the 1bors, , Publish Syndicate. City ltems A son was born to Mr. in General 1al meeting of 1l society will ng in the First Ci the Tirs be IHII Tega. wtional church w of St riendship v an church will German Luthe alr | the eyes of tender-hearted| _ Scouts of irst Baptist will mect evening. an’s Home Missionary Methodist church atternoon at 4 o'cloc 3 lock the society will Mother: cls for a family ipper. Memibers of Harmony lodze, A and A. will form a Fellowe club this eveni Stanley W will meet th At th Relief corp: \\1]1 hold its regular meeting Wed \m rnoon at 2 o'clock mrn‘lu rs of s for the com- y All officers of the corps reque sted to wear wh 'LIKENS LANDLORDS WHO BAR CHILDREN T0 HEROD are ’ Rev. “John J. Keanc Denounces Property Owners Who Restriet Apartments to Adults Rev. Josept masses property owners who b from their apartmen Herods, vesterds You may say that it is erty and that y cq through your tinued, “but wood and bri with you when ) your prop- d it con- uire he own e best . if God had 1gth and al it at all.” the course r Keanc chs \iler \1»1 To White Ho . 10 (P—Strick hile 5 to Washir called on ) overtook P her of th nd a former it a hote in this city. Clement, who was 80 years was ldenly strick turd about to leave N Ho s pidly rday after Arr s mac to Rutland ere will be held Wednes id rmont, My v old, 08 | n S kT noon somebody | |1 no control, make peo- | join | == = < | See if this helps— | There wag an old lady named Jervis | Whom sweet stuff made terribly nervous; She hated ('Tis sad!) Jams and jellles so bad That she never said, “Heaven pre- serve us!” Copyrighty 1937, Reproduction TForbidden) The Old Adage With a New Last Line The days begin to lengthen, Folks, e cold hegins to strengthen, Folks, t this we'll say is queerer, Folks, at hu:‘ltrg :ts sheerer, Folks! / \\ hat .\llc Dia “Where did you get the Waldron: “From my, wife. We were out walking and you know how she loitefs xlmu; o Bayliss Waldron didn’t like a Baylis Waldron swift poke. told her I save me a BABY 1T (Overheard by 1 m“um teacher's 1 1¢ her bad aden [ Mamma knoek fc | . | Hoochy, coochy, baby | Tzzum “such a candy Mustn't tippum nice buffet— jaby! Mustn't! No, no! WHAM! * sooly-gool! QUESTIONS ANSWERED You can get an answ r to any question of fact or information by writing to the Question Editor, New Britain Herald, Washington Bureau, 1322 New York avenue. | Washington, D. C. enclosing two cents in stamps for reply. Medical, legal and marital advice cannot be | siven, mnor can extended research be undertaken. All other questions will receive a personal reply. Un- signed requests cannot be answered. All letters are confidential.—Editor. baddy, baddy v gottum claw! 't pullum —Aw! Didder hurtum litty paddie! P baddy! /! Ouchy-ouchy! | M i gettum lions grouchy! W't play wif lione ttum hair all over dwess! Q. What is the white population D of the United States? A\‘fi\l o fwumma [woor r 4. According to the Helpum mamma do-um chore! Hide: 94, 880,045 JEas SRATRIS i o Q. What is the family name of S the King of England? A, Windsor. i Q. Who is the present Chief of Staff of the American Armies? A. Major General Charl Summerall. | Q. What batteship of the United | States has the greatest horsepower? The Florida, with a maximum 10 horsepower. How did the “Baltimore Ori- get its name? The designation was given by | Carolus Linnacus, the Swedish na- turalist whose first specimen came |from Maryland. It was compli- mentary allusion to the fact that the | colors of the male were the same as Was | the livery of Sir George Calvert, first ask. | Lord Baltimore, who was then pro- | ~ | prictor of the Colony of, Maryland. | On account of its gay plumage it | \lso has been called golden robin, firebird and fire hangbird. Males are about S inches long, with a plumage of brilliant fire orange, and the head, neck, bacl wings and mid- dle tail feath are black, =and there is considerable white on the wings. The female is somew.iat maller and much paler, and the ack is more or less obscured by | olive. The young of both sexes re- | semble the female and do not get their full plumage until the second | year. The call of Baltimore Orioles is a loud musical whistl Q. When did Gene the American Army sanitary engincer, die? July 4, 1 Ts there a rule about the col ors for baby boys and girls? Tormerly pink was often used for boys and blue for girls, but in | 3 the present day there is mno rule, SAT Y and most mothers follow their per- sonal tastes in drossing babies. Q. Is there a treaty between the e riatnt United States and Italy covering na- i 2 1e turalization of Italian subjects? ing rival down No. SDoiyau know e Has the Canadian dollar ever ; feeain) ot your |y & L0 par exchange in the picture Tung on the wall. She's got | 150 45¢r 1 05 a lot of pictures hung up there.” | U EGATEEG 00 ove par from And does she call it her rogue's| gohiomber 30th to November blst, ry?” T kidded. iy Harold sai o | Didda i last census Too Much So “Youwll find this overcoat roomy garment.” Well, don't you think it's full over the—er—dining Tailor: P. too room? —Mae Peraton, The aver: man now lives much ionger than he used to. e has to, to get out of debt! of 41, ole me Ruth! been attending nd was much inter- nd repeating the Along ( ttle Ruth h Sunday sc sted in 1 Lord's Pri dinner, fish h is that?” red her motiier. h “ ibut be name." I ) Catherine Hines | know A RISING MARKET Mr. Ju na was Dear as light as a May practically engaged. few of bhoys were e, and we were playing | here was a knock at the | It was Helma. I T heard you were giving a stag ind so I thought rteh you boys | Don’t mind me. | nd play cards, o and watcl al I'd come o Officer njoy yourselves ight ahead t as 2 mot and ther, Harold, had air and black eyes like her- “she calls it What is the name and num- | her aquariam. U's an aquari- b ber of the last chemical olement discovered ? A. Ilinjum, pumber §1. Q. What is “Cannabls Indica?" A, That {s the horticultural pame for the Indian hemp plant. Q. Why is Illinols called the “Bucker Btaf A. Because in the early days the miners returned from ‘“up-river" at the season when the sucker migrat- ed. The term was first used about 1833, Q. With what nom de plume did Benjamin Franklin sign some of his early writings? A. "Silence Dogood." The reason he gave for using a pen name was that members of family and friends made fun of him and his writing. Q. Are tuberculosis germs milk killed by beiling it? A, The Department of Agricul- ture recommends a temperature of 145 degrees Fahrenheit maintained for 30 minutes to kill tuberculosis germs in milk. The germ will be killed at a slightly lower tempera- ture but for safety the higher tem- perature is advised. Q. When was the city of Lon- don founded? A. No historical data exists to show when London was founded. When the Romans landed in Eng- land (55 B. C.) they found London already a town of considerable im- portance and enclosed it with a wall. Q. What is the age, height, weight and reach of Mickey Walker, the world’s middlewelght champlon? A. He was born at Elizabeth, New Jersey, July 13, 1001. He is 5 feet 6 1-2 inches tall, weighs 160 in pounds and has a reach of 67 1-2 | inches. Q. * What is the largest university in the United States? A. In point of student body Columbia University at New York City ranks first, the University of California is second and New York University third. Q. Was the movie, “The Son of the Sheik” produced in the United States? A. The scene ia laid in Algiers but the picture was filmed in and around California. Q. How do you write “God bless you, dearest” in Spanish? A. Dios te bendiga, querida." Observation On The Weather ‘Washington, Jan. 10.—Forecas# for Southern New England: .Gen- erally fair tonight and Tuesday; cold; fresh northerly winds di- minishing by Tuesday. Forecast for Eastern New Yorl Generally fair tonight and Tuesda; continued cold; fresh northerly winds diminishing by Tuesday. Conditions: A disturbance cen- tral over North Carolina is causing unsettled weather with light snow from Ohio southward to Georgia. A long ridge of high pressure ex- tending from North Dakota south- ward to Texas is producing pleasant weather with low temperatures in ! the western and eouthern districts. T'reezing temperatures extend as far south as Loulsiana. Zero tempera- tures were reported along the northern border from Wisconsin to Maine. Conditions favor for this vicinity partly cloudy weather and not much change in temperature, READ HERALD CLASSIFTED ADS FOR YOUR WANTS PINCHOT REFUSES T0 GERTIFY VARE Declines to Send Usual Note to President - — Harrisburg, Pa,, Jan, 10 P — Transmitting the returns of the No- vember ¢ :ction for senator from Pennsylvania to the president of the United States senate, Governor Pin- chot, has refused te certify that William 8. Vare, has been “duly chesen by the qualified electors’ of the commonwealth.” Instead the governor departed from the customary form of such certificate and informed Vice-Presi- dent Dawes that Mr. Vare “appears to have beer chesen” as senator, The governor said that he could not eertify Mr. Vare had been “duly chosen,” reiterating his belief that his nomination was “partly bought and partly stolen” and that “frauds committed in his interest had tainted both the primary and the general election.” Mr. Pinchot asserted that he word- ed the cc.tificate of election, re- quired by law, so that he could sign it *“without distorting the truth” in view of his conviction that the elec- tion returns *‘do not in faet correct- ly represent the will of the voters.” READ HERALD CLASSIFIED ADS FOR YOUR WANT., Grandmother knew there was nothing so good fer eon« gestion and colds as mustard. But the old-fashioned mustard plaster burned and blistered. 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It will prove of in- which he desires to know the value to collectors, Fill out the coupon below and eend for it: r—— == == CLIP COUPON OFF HERE = == == = COINS EDITOR, Washington Bureau, New Britain Herald, with five cents in looge, 1322 New York Avenue, Washington, D. C. I want & copy of the bulletin, VALUES OF COINS, and encloss here- uncancelled, U. S. postage stamps for same: I 2m a reader of the Herald. STATE SN P SR R R 7 DAD, NOU AN ME HAVE KNOWN EACH OTRER TOO LONG TO VAVE. ANY SERIOUS DIFFICULTIES, (£ DONTYOU i l‘\ THINK 7‘?& Getting Down to Business “Mr gh, I've been hter for cleven | : | Burleig Power that five spot me tie first ti . Go or borrowed I called? lwin Tolchard you from | | 2 | OUT OF THE LIMIRICK BAG! | Dear Tiditor: My cousin, , is very soft-hearted toward and T think her kindness immortalization in a lim- Can you ta erick ke Dear D, 8. C.: T uch a worl kled to cavse— strive in SIS ON MOTHER'S LAP WHILE SHE TELLS VISITORS WHAT A VERY SUNNY BABY HE 15 MOTHER REMOVES THUMB, AND SAYS NOW HER LITILE MAN 15 GOING TO SHOW THEM HOW HE (AN SMILE 100Ks THE VISITORS OVER - CANT SEE THAT THEY'LL MEAN NMUCH IN A BABY'S LIFE GLOWERS ROUND., WONDERS WHAT SHE THINKS THERE IS To SMILE ABOUT iFONLY THEY'D SAY SOMETHING THAT'S ALWAYS A SIGNAL. INSTEAD OF JUST STRRING. 600D- YES HERE ITCOMES, A 600D OUT QUICK! NESH HI5. LIP'S QUIVERING (Copyright, 1927, by The Bell Syndicate, Inc.) CRY, HE CANT HELP T MOTHER ASKS HIM TO SMILE FOR THE LADIES. STICKS THUMB IN MOUTH HOW WOULD THEY LIKE TO BE PUT IN THE MIDDLE OF A ROOM AND TOD TO SMILE ? MYIDIDNT {’IOTH[R WHISK HIM BACK IN HIS (RIB HE FEELS CHEERFUL AS EVER.