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N B o . H ald was only recently that a man died | (with a limit of only $1500), Chel A ;,‘:’rf,}:: :“;:“;;L,’:dy_,‘._m,, Clay ;,':{.a?:t?n rzltlat‘:"\?er‘;h;ep'idly, and obsemahon ew ritain Her: from a blow from a golf stick, and | sea, Lawrence, Haverhill, Somerville, Factsa"d Fanc'es o wamt ont on ' drizzly damp |is armed with a mixture of diamond ING COMPANY |if memory serves correctly, there [ Lynn, Taunton, Worcester (with a| 3 day— dust and emery. J BERALD PUBLISH] emory y | { R e L 2 n e Weather was a case of a man moeting his|limit of $1800), Lowell (limit BY ROBERT QUILLEN fhe DoOF 1itlleipst Q. What do the names Olympla St gl — Let herself get all wet and Minnie mean? y a golt ball. | §1700), Fall River, Quincy, Holyoke, 3 ? fssued Dally (Sunday Excepted) death by being hit by a golt ball. | ik el i Wiy Siveat -Aveen't mliicy AHAK And now her name's Mud, so they At Herald Bldg, 67 Church Btrest There is danger in skating upon | Brockton (lifit $1500), ‘and Chico-| ~Iasy St y 1 &5 ‘ § | d | the consciences are easy. ! .. |and means “Heavenly.” Minnfe is = the ponds and rivers—the ice 2 T aittle | a 3 | the po d. d the fce might | 1 Dear Editor: My girl frlengtu from the tin and means “little | SPOW this afternoon, tonight and break. There is danger in coasting name is Dietz, and she has an eight- | ;. . | probably Thursday morning; not The salary schedules in the Kin-| yate cstimates agree that 96 per SUB! ¢ RLUR: TRHEAE : cylinder appetite. Could you work uj X | Sl ‘sec‘r:!nlol RATES —collistons brought many disasters | jergarten, junior high schools, and |cent of the Christmas presents will aylimerlclcm;bout oL e |G What is plagiarism? [ e $2.00 Three Montba. even before the automobiles in-|genior high schools in the cities | be paid for by March 1. —Lester Edwards A. The act of appropriating the |to strong northeast winds tonight T6c. » Month. | - i Send all communications to P || Dear L. E.: Who couldn't? Try|literary composition of another, orlgpisting to northwest and west on | even in roller skating—skaters may | the same Doubtless the kangaroo was Na Shop Editor, care 0f the New ||this one — parts or passages of his writings, Tiraday, | e saume. ture’s first abortive effort to pro- || mritain Herald, and your letter || There was a young woman named |OF the 1ideas or language of the : G Entered at the Post Office at New Britain | ose control and glide right into the |, yoqcners ought to be pleased | duce a cheer leader. will be forwarded to New York. Dietz same, and passing them off as the| TForecast for Southern New Eng- ¢ Matl Matter, vay m [ i s —_— % i V] i | . S ‘\M) o flnraum“m”lh s it | with the apt manner tn which the This is the off-season for fish ™ dreamn:: Bthe s przducltx:‘f: :?;‘lso‘:lnc ml?dof danc Ia?dd'prs::a‘;fil;mirl?str?;:rnmmt::n‘fia? danger in bicycling on the city| mimities, Yt TR s s [l L ] 3 3 # some eats; 3 he ar anc- a s e i e mnitine, LS eeE2 ID- | }jo5 and golf lles, but there's the | That Christmas Gard-Oounter Jam! She ate and she ate— ing? not much change in femperatur TELEPHONE CALLS e e e | vestigation, has adjusted sal . | sleeping porch. ..p“«_e fpg" £ o mr”:zn‘g u]nds ) When she woke ‘twas too late— | A It is generally belioved that |fresh to strong northeast winds to= Buslness Office i iling—as the death and acc The effort to be fair has apparently — . il 37 They conld e o”“fw end 'em | 1o round she had eaten the sheets! | ¢no ‘first exponents of the art were | night, shifting to northwest and Editoria) Rooms lists abundantly show. e Taoie “aaatd: dn | n of “roughing it": | “_)“)m pLldiseg th: c::crzs o song | (Copvrisnt, 1926, Reproduction | savages exieting long bofore rec. |west on Thursday. e The prize ting Is 1n & class by tt-| 250 (FERC Coned may | Yearing the kind with short lega il | o TEE R £ e Tnes Forbidden) orded history who employed it in| The area of high pressure of the The only profitable advertieing medtum | Self. If somebody gets hurt or Killed | e . High as in New. Britain, HaxLEE: their tribal religious festivals and |interior extended its influence east- T O P Girculation books and DFess | i it a hullabaloo is bound to re- A e ST A La Modet celebrations of victory. ward over the Middle Atlantic and ‘oom siways open to advertisers. o S o P ] dmneclaliy 10 ths textile and shoe Walter: S Gt Kok e Q. Who discovered the Falkland |New England states during the past el 3 | cities; but in others they are high- mas'? Why?” Islands and to whom to they now |24 hours and lower temperatures tributes less injury and death to its| .. 14 jg qifficult to come to just Q! Roy: “No—it isn't the heat—it's belong? | prevall this morning throughout the [ Member of the Asseclatcl vely. en- | Participants than almost any other| oonception of relative salarles in 3 the stupidity. > A, They were discovered by John | €ast and south. titled to the use for mnumvclt!!un of kind of sport. | i Davis, August 14, 1592. They were | Unsettled conditions prevall in ail mows creclted to it or not thernit | g is not the fulmination of &| wpioh schools have no control must s i SLBARIRS ! ) settled by tho French, Bngliah ana | he SOUACPE SEES VI now as fax aews published therein. prizefight fan, elthe We have| : s | Witt Kindness Witt Helpful Are De DAl Spaniards, successively, but the|south as Louisiana. | prizefie 7 1R Ve | 1o considered, and there are con- Crise Babies! 3 English ultimately took posscssion| Pressure is low in Canada north —_— | never seen a prizefight in our lives| g e in 1832. of the Lake region, also on the 5 2 £18 Joye, TRBIo B ey o (Obserygd by Danlel E. Hussock) = ; North Pacific coast, the South Pa- = £ : | ing costs. At the present time these | you c niier! Wil oy betorel|lk i “gomm e R Cra § Q. Where are Singapore and the | G 0 8¢ 6 OO R A(;m}mu mauetrs 214 e | Ianaen BE s ens But our| o gownw | breaktast | How come you got so full of sootz” | | f Bederaten Malap Safna® coast it 0! sense 2 o a s S, S is . P ‘ [ y 0 4 N P o e e v otiow| "onee, of faliness zemalns in chix i { His mother asked. He sald, “Becaus : A. The Federated Malay Sta Conditions favor for this vicinlty: Gre based upon this audit. Thia ineures | in all things. B OF HIGHWAYS | I cleaned the flue for Santa Claus.” : are on the Malay Peninsula, ed-ipair followed \by unsettled weather A Olympla is from the GreeK| porecast for Tastern New York: creased the danger. There is danger | mentioned will compare practically various cities, as too much over int fluctuations in rent and liv- | Member Andit Burean of Circulation. | —except in the films—and have no The A. B. C. s a pationul organization | which furnishes newspapers and cdver- A £00d memory test for husbands : oo ! Srotection sgainst fraud in mewspaper | PO ¢ .. joining lower Siam. Singapore iSi,nq not much change in tempera= distribution figu.es to both national and | CORRECTION and wives is to try recalling what Skeez Seasick the chief port of the Straits Settle- % e iperd loeal advartiser THIS STATE LAW NEEDS Bal e vis nakral EnfaTe e el keezick Seasick Maldemalr 4 Ly ture, —_— i AMENDIN Judge Hungerford's observation | olic is incensed @ nk- | Rt S hile s tiior Comnachibut | e OSSR edat drunk-| 4 man's behavior on Sunday »and | oy arivers was a true one; it was|doesn't prove anything if his seven- Shingled sleeping mamma's halr ! X ent. 1t just s being the | Now she'll have (won't that be bt o o southermost point of Asia by half | pleasant?) QUESTIONS ANSWERED a mile of water channel. Both are | A i3 iaye d An extra dollar for her present! You can get an answ.r to any|Asiatic possessions of Great Britain. not a matier of opinion, as a con- | day average is bum. BT question of fact or information by| Q. What is a groundhog? versation with any fellow uulm!\o»‘ A S L Helen Melon Ogelsneer writing to the Question Editor,{ A. The groundhog or woodchuck 2 (] ¥s nobody in Since its inanguration on a per manent ba in 1919, the air mail service of the post office departs ment has steadily increased its f: { A e i cili until now 29 states and the I A Saw Christmas was a-draw car; | Nes a d, shington |is similar to the gopher, in its hab- | T111C8 | Aionical Bas o e b an ey aw Christmas was a-drawing near; | New Britain Heral, ‘Wa 4 8 sl BOD! I Distiiot of Golumbia are. trayevsed: [ is away “doing time.” To mak it, > sni Pures 22 N avenue, |its and lives in burrows. It eats| e dmpyiidp ng, tine | conol and gasoline simply do not|doesn’t know any janitors. S ek e T e, by jaie musll pinies: The Herald fs on sale daily fn New | : i Zork at Hotallng’s Newsetand, Times | not local authorities, which is at : iz's Newsstaude, Entrance = Square; Schuitzs Newsstand | fault when a man is sent to Jjail, Grand Central, ¢2nd Street. leaving his family in want while he | . griver will quickly disclose. Al- e flappers of his acquaintance. “The only difference between a philoso: r and oth at philosopher finally has that kicking doesn't do any occurred. | | | | The married man looks forward | =, C o yeads to be amend- | e b b Any il Washed out her daddy's favorite | Washington, D. C. enclosing two | green vegetation and is destructive to buying Christmas presents for the| T8 S Hon e 8 e | mix, and the public which wishes e pipe! { cents in stamps for reply. Medical, |to grass and alfalfa crops and gar- e Hi RlGAI, ) ety o Qut | 510 RS P BHEDAE S, TSE O to drive automebiles in safety have | STLHICHL ST BV ,‘"Wk‘“ i ERce [legal and marital advice cannot be|den patches. At the approach of | ot fun out of 1t. The bachelor wastes | 'S time for an offense, may have | oyt come to the conclusion that | ing them on the sholt and & | Jason Mason Monkipout | given, nor can extended research|cold weather it gocs into its bur-|% b s a part of the income derived from | i o quty of the courts to dis-|the movies. AROEOINEELO | N clean the cupboards out; | be undertaken. All other questions|row and hibernates until March or | . his surplus and perhaps goes Mnto] B o R sent fo nia| L= G b L s Christmas gift, T think, will be | will receive a personal reply. Un-|April. 1t does not need food during | | § JPJY @ debt in buying presents for four " | courage reck CUVDESEdie | A TR New, | signed requests cannot be answered. | the winter. H family for its support. | It's hard to deter a man's so- | sl& quests X . nder present aw he s i = N v I~ " & .4 a i vice as — % : 9y | In the particular case before thelset he gossips about. | Nahum Graham Dickleshaw : : nmme!:»q \] h;m {leldcrl']t“!'cn \: The difference between an edi.|11oused and cared for, whilo hisgam- | .y o ircumstances were of an | o) Pared the spuds to help his maw; | How did the abbreviation |many bushels of oats as wheat and | n omrlo : Siddets loso. | 11y s left dependent upon the city | % | It takes two to make impudence: | Kind, helpful boys good Santa|“Ib." originate? founiimesias Sunany) Lusksle Lot torial writer and a genuine philoso- eltare oreantzations for main, | UnuSual nature. One cannot but help | o\ EFEE, B R TS 0 L e A It comes from the Latin|corn as oats. The total yield is 5 = & 5 elfa aniza ain- | 5 1o 3 h and one with i A 683 e ’ pher 1s considerable. We admit it| ¥00 T being sympathetic toward @ Man | ihy swell-head to be oftended. hum won't need any gloves! | word “Libra” meaning pound. 1;’” ‘;“She‘s-n What was the yield In ' hls ' ar itter having read the following: | Y o + 0 he | who became drunk while having | Q. Are there Amecrican ceme- | O ‘:Mli_ff‘::l;he]q B hens | Sl | A more unfair system could hard- | ; : : = 2 | tert G od . : . 153 bushels vheat; 306 ; el e | much domestic trouble, including the{ You can't tell. The word “moon- | o o fdle | teries at Belleau Wood and Chateau | 1 | B2 "0 ™ 004 bushels of ly be devised. Under it the wife and | °! hine” bears no relation to the an.| ' What was that fella saying to you | Thierry in France? s s; 122 ishels STUDEBAKER L s 5% mors Bavartiy piinishea| doata of & child. In this connection | &, e T e an-| g exy 2 A, There is a permanent Ameri- | corn. ! A s e HaBbanl Swiio neilaiin Jatlij LD 3 SYAsnEiMACIS man fray 1a- | ple foolish. made peo- | Tligid T was the prettiest girl he | can cemetery at Belleau Wood in | Q. To whom does Wrangel Is-| | Standard Six st tr 2 | boring under extreme mental stres: | had scen while doing his Christmas | Which 2,212 bodies of American [land belong? b JaassnoftinsStofyrery ang L Rte | il b1 ool conala= | shopping. soldiers are buried. There is none| A f\?;“" ’}“55“;' tonis il Coach P | the wife and kiddies are wondering | Sl g 5 “Do you fall for that cranberry |at Chateau Thierry and the Bodles| - here did the expression to | s Bee i MORE POLICEMEN TO Smare the wherewlthal s coming | cration, Teduced the usual jall sen- S ¥ | formerly interred there have been pe by the skin of onc's teetn” | § Has Been Driven Just CURB HOLDUPS Foort B6 b e pslt faots Hhiadoar, | LoN0s Batetially, “The customer is | transerred to BeReau Wood or else- | Originate? 9,000 Miles New B L] SOmEOAeP IRAVOL S0t SR 00Tl : b where, A. See the 20th verse of the 19th = 5 Eolidos In, ey, ity 'his does not happen in all in-| The courts have more influence in | o What are Germany’s present |chapter of the book of Job, Bible: ‘Well Tired ting entirely too numerous. : , of course; where the family | €11 rinating the menace of drunken Only 355 shopping days since | boundaries? 1 am escaped with the skin of my Equipped With in two weeks cannot be brushed surplus of money In a savings | rivers than any other agency. The | [ S_ | Christmas! A. Germany is bounded on_the |tecth. i Many Extras aside as “something unusual” end | oo GOl o 4 for the | PUDlic has a right to expect them e north by the North Sea, Denmark| Q. Is there any way of making A e likely to end @ ddenly as they Lo S g Onéls) sympatiy MAIDS and the Baltic Sea; on the pencil marks indelible A Smooth Running Motor support of the family while the hus- RGeS . choose a bridge partner | Class Conducted by Jerry Rosenberg | Poland, Czechoslovakia and | A. To fix pencil marks so they 3 ba ; but many of the| i aroused for a s no diamonds. She won't| ( “Oh, teacher, wo can hard- |on the . south by Czechoslovakia, |Will not rub out, take well-skimmed On Very Attractive Terms This city has not been renowned E re jailed are not of | Who has imbibed “just onc glass”|mind concealing her hand. 1y wait to have you tell us aboutAustria and Switzerland; on nm"vmlxvanrl dilute wn‘n an equal bulk for its large police force. The chicf | {ho type with a surplus at a bank. | and then tried to drive an automo- | maids! Please tell us quickly. west by France, Luxenburg, Bel- ?i‘:‘p?‘l:f “:‘{‘T:Y; Lmlli’:““i":mm; of police for years has been pleading | The Welfare Association of | bile, thinking he was perfectly cap- |, I;‘ if”";‘}’n‘,:‘ H}‘N} {“"“5 495 Tpler L achio “A“‘l‘“‘s S ‘f“’m”l,“ e i{"'::i}“l“r:i’l‘r”c;’]‘; ii:"‘;“‘ f_n';“'(d this liquid, using a soft flat cam H MIKE ONORATO i A eeyilics e o z X S B & | but he dic eed to spend so much | various ages that are paid for acting b 2 d e ed | th h METIE 85 Sl . > S tu]r mo(rn mdm ;-r;d has been contir '( Britain, of which Cora M. Beale "~hcA)d01nlI= so. They should be | time and money investigating him- | like a lazy daughter.” | States have the greatest mileage? ‘l‘llirc ‘J:l\;‘;'y; im‘ih:‘;"“;‘“'(;"';“‘J‘:”"b- Mgr. Used Car Division ally refuses ere are portions of | axecutive sccretary, meets with such | taught by the courts not to | self. Class: “What's the difference be. . Moody's latest analysis of | I'lace il Sl i g the city which are not patrolled ade- | conditions constantly. An amend- | Such chances. The system to be| | tween a mald and a hired girl?” | railroads gives the total operated C{ S Eow IR ECoce DY orig- “Everybody Drives a , in a freo country the peo. | Teacher: “The hired girl is a thing | milcage of the New York Central Inate? = S Used Car uld be entitled to a rascal in | of the past. Aside from the fact that | $5.58 miles; of the Pennsyl-| A. It is a contraction of an quately. It more police wer of the Connecticut law where- | adopted to avoid such difficulties is | around there would be f 0 »v jailed husbands would work for | casy: When having imbibed, even | the nt pious formula, “God by wi e i€ a rascal really repre- | the hired girl worked for $5 a week | vania as 27,805.70 and of the Cana- | 1 ups. their families instead of for th lass of home brew of uncertain, | sents them. | and the maid demands $15, the prin- | dian National as 29,732.11 miles. |3 t t at least partly for their fam- | —usually potent,— strength, not to | | cipal difference lies in the fact that| Q. What do the names Ann and|_ e S R R | the hired girl was willing to be of [ Elizabeth mean? | READ HERALD CLASSIFI 1 i N : 2 Even in the old days there were | some help around the house.” A. Ann means ‘“gracious” and FOR YOUR WANTS this emotion. Ther € for it. | ¢his ¢ tion and the city doing a | quires intelligence, will-power, self- | voungsters who enjoyed shocking | (. “What is a French mald, | Elizabeth “consccrated to God.” It it is to be danmgerous to be out- | quty of family maintenance that the | control; qualities very much needed | PEOPle, but they weren't called | teacher g | Q. What is the address of Bebe doors after midnight it is time We | gtate under present law forces | in these days of prohibition and au- | Y78 intellectuals. Teacher: “A Trench mald is a|Danic Hhe Moving: Dlctire adiran?) === knew it and made an effort to| ypon them. omobiles. T A young woman named McGillicuddy| A. asky Studlos, 6341 Melrose | WORDS THAT HAVE MADE HISTORY change the possibilities in favor of| J e | | Eherrize ass ix the man who is sherg whose legs look neat in | Avenue, Hollywood, California. 3 ge pos ties in fa | The legislators in the 1927 session | ———— proud because there are so many | black silk Stockings.” Is the government calling in more safety. of the neral Assembly ought to | THE THRILL LIFE |immoral things he hasn't done. | “Why do people have|counterfeit quarters of 19172 | 1 The police department is com- | e ‘ed 1o change the law in the | J Imagine a man proud of not having s | A. Counterfeit coins are mot| 1t does the expresslon, “To the victors belong the spoils an? Thought so! The college-bred | burned an orphan asylum ol | To nearly all of us there comes a time when wu half remember some posed of first class investigators, | jight of reason and justice to muni-| Texas flapper who robbed a bank L xl“l”;sx U)H}f T wu\p”m\:r‘nnf"‘” ) :\\d ‘clt;:fi % ‘?’:len;;’ L gl 8 R e O e g 7 st - 2 ho robbed a ba > same bridge club have them. are se a iscated 2 esound story, but when we try to quote it, exac and three arrests have been made. ities and welfare organizations. 14 resounding through histor: bu n w ry to te it, the exact words It is not the fault of policemen, of Joney Sehith e § s she did so for the thrill she| Correet this sentence: en o | s: “Why are maids given |they are found. Mude us, or, recalling tho phrascology, our mcmory falls us on the au- course, if the wily holdup men ha el e mamma forgot to tell m: iid the e ol Q. Where is the land of the mid- thor. small boy, “I'd always Wear my rub- | fPeacher: “To give the lady of the |night sun and how long does it! In thls bulletin, our Washington Bureau has attempted to supply theso opportunities to ply their nefarious X calling throughout the wide areas time of muddled minds. n comes | Copyright, 1926, Publishers without having the maid underfoot.” A. The expression *“land of the informative compilation. Send for it, by filling out the coupon below: i ¢ Wfe M| as much as their families. Under|ga dispatch saying she was married | : Class: “Are there different kinds|midnight sun” refers to those high || —je——= ———— CLIP COUPON HERI = e e amounts to| thrills seems to be the chief'p sind ons of memory by giving a list of o of the moro trenchant 8 i an dthe state does not need it ere policeme: S to be e ‘ S s i ‘ : g where policement are not 10 Be {yo prosent system the families are| o a lawyer without her mother of maids latitudes within the polar circle | found very often. | | house a chance to put thing in order | shine there? Jirnses in history, With thelr authorship. Tt fs a highly interesting and i Teacher: “Yes. there are homely | where in midsummer the sun does | every right 10 | jlies—would avoid the necessity of | Sit at the steering wheel. This re- “Don’t give up the ship?" sion brought forth the words, “You may fire when ready, Grid- | te gets| could get out of it. Accumulating 1 4 ) i HISTORY EDITOR, W hIngton Bureau, New Britain Herald, punished more than the husbands. | knowing anything about it. That's 352 N AR 2 Now is the time to increase the g anything about it. That's 1322 New TYork Avenue, Washington, D, C. ; maids who do about half of their|not sink below the horizon during i == | another way of thrilling things up— 25 Ye 2 ve 2 torrible disposi- | the 24 hours g ; S g olice force. The men are needed. y s | ars work wrong, have a terrible disposi- | the 2 i { want a copy of the bulletin, WORDS THAT HAVE MADE MIS- - ks SEHOOL 3 | having a hubby on the quiet and be- | go 0 ay | tion, and were never married. And| Q. Whatis the height and welght TORY, and enel hercwith five cents in loose, uncancelled, U. S. there are pretty maids who are seek- | of Earl Sande, the jockey? | vostags stamps or coln for s ing divorces from their husbands.| A. e Is about 5 feet 4 Inche | They do all their work wrong, cryftall and weighs 115 pounds. | when they are reproved, and get a| Q. Is a communicant of the Ro- ADDRESS v v v vt lot of telephone calls from mascu- |man Catholic church prohibited B i arx . STATE . 2 v by law from becoming president of eesene o Hno votce e 5 Ly I am & reader of the HERALD. 3 | He will enfer the employ of | . “Why yOu » Uni es? | ng yearly as progress s at-| It really would be lucky for the | the New Britain Gas and Construes | qrersoro Wy ocnpation” of being e e | —_—— — e e ) toward the maxi figures | Republica arty a Vare, | ti >0, ] 2 e i . owar maximum figures | Republican party to have Vare, ;'fé:, Co. l\!r.v!AlI!ult has been an | yaiqgon Q. How are diamonds cut? teachers, This salary | Smith or Gould chucked out of the | mmodating cmploye and patrons | magcher: “If a young woman's docs not mean very much | Senate, according to the El I'aso‘otl}'e ":1,"1‘,:‘(‘”", ;’"‘f’q:"‘i"'i"’ . | parents can’t afford to send her to | b e SLWALCE MaS applled for per- | oo)lege, being a mald is about the city, and if it attains a more Times. We rather agree with the | mission to build an add i ild an addition to his | gniy (hing she can do, except go to el the in- | loglc coming from that faraway | house on Winthrop strect. (oR P e labeiitd | Chiet Rawlings attended the fu- The people are getting tired of read- | NEW BRI ing about another holdup every tim. they get their eve paper. | ing a flapper in public. How do they t increase in school sal-| gog that way? Let the Y. M. C. A.| Frederick Eiliott, who has been Y itk B ries in this city instantly adds ap-| op the Y. W. C. A. answer, | employed as a conductor by the lo- proximately $10,000 to the salary |cal trolley company for several RING; v ” RINGS | udget of the school committee, in- | PERHAPS LOGICAL LG aet L thiongh S Sntunday ALL SPORTS DANGEROUS The fact that a pugllist in H ford died from the ecffects of counter in the ring no doubt will be seized upon by the ho have opposing ring battles lence that such sport should not he per made, speck in Texas. The paper points | mifted within the state, Such a con- - i Eyhat is thotadyntase of i ot Lok hooh i n o Tt v | ou, that, the Republcans got. rom | S, oF CWlet Bl of Harior 1l waving s roty mal, i 1y'™s THE FAMILY ALBUM-THE BATHROOM GLASS - poums s ew schedule compare der the onus of the whberry | Shorty Gans, colored, of Hartford, | result of the Hartford t 3 majority of cities | scandal when its leadc fnduced | met two New DBritain boxers last will not be fair. Teacher: “Having a pretty maid ane assures the house better police pro- . c same size throughout New | Newberry to leave the Senate. Ac-|Vening at the Casino, agreeing to | yaction.” Just as the public was w g 2 stop each in cight rounds or for- | < fib ; : Eng equal or surpass the | cording to this rcasoning, Vare, | it hj : Class: “Our curiosity is now sat- He “danger” of pugilism Jig g | feit his sharc of the purse. Tommy | iifjoq. dear teacher, and we bid you Tivee i Smith and Gould in the Senate will | Connolly stood up for eight rounds, | o elvome adien.” i b em would re- | ¥leld more juic ki an | won a draw decision, and took the | © meqol 2 m would re- | vield mor ricy i than n, and took th ot n IR I P r + g { money, being b, a feed pugilist died from the e 1 to select the re they returned to private lfe | '\,;,“_‘ “z ‘{:_\:"‘r‘;f ;‘f 1 DY C. | ywatermelon seeds, and come to class o 5 thes 2 ard; he s in the | ;a5 whenever there's a dull day.” sult of Hartford tory from Minneapolis ring battle, Both ca : ¥ s one to four might | —or at least, to politics in their na- | ginkers business and all the lunch | ' e commonwealths. | room men were rooting for him. t B R oy Jersey Nelson was the second man | Obviously, there is an elemen e : ROOTING FOR HARVARD | but tired in the first round and de-| GOODNESS! MR.DUSENDOUGH IS el A s y > ¢ e clined to continne, Otto Natski and | §0NG TO JON THE KU KLUX KLAN! Kid Wilson, hoth of this city, met | HES” BUYING THE in a three-round affair, but Natski PARAPHERNALIA! X vhat si Harvard and Princeton have fail- | may be hit 1 nay be hit uy ¢d to bury the hatchet, smoke the | pipe, or in any oth ay recelved the decision in the first | turn to normal. Tn colleg: | round. 5 z sy e his i3 the biggest news of the day, [ The schools will close on Decem- | GOES IKTD BATH-ROOM SHOUTS THE'GLA6S 15 WIPE CALLS MAYBE TS SHOUTS IT ISNT THERE renson, we suppose, the | i bo. AL TO GET DRINK OF WATER GONE! WHERE IS IT, HE ON HER BUREAU, SHE HANG IT, HOWSS HE 60~ dle from the ef | will be no school on New ; first in the histor Taking the moximum AT ers featu it under as' Day, but classes will be helg | WANTS A DRINK HAD IT 0 WATER THE NG T GET A DRINK? ¢ t . AR } SeATa s t world had come | January 2 : FLOWERS il State) B et (o ks : I g e own. | Porter & Dyson advertise incidenc the Minneapc t t New o 4 tom | they have no” imitation or followed a i icds e gt " Harvard; that s ; Hatch, acting for the Sun \ h anger exists . JaEEs : 10| v sonie there who graduated from | Fise Land Co., took out two building | Y g 2 ball games: More persor e sa chers SR G R day for houses on Cottage <D from the effects % e that t 1 reft p e o d, acting for the Real SO e : i R st o L Vhatever | ae & Title Co., three for houses on . < injuries in the p ring, : ¢ SRR B e mbridgian cognoscer B. . Hockmuth will be chairman 3 fact that the f : . ) % of th MG lebate tomorrow * played during a restrict 1 i : . fSIAT COLD VA evening . Curtis will be 3 the autumn, Yet 1 it 1 s closs of teachers : i ; o secretar ] A s R The regational [ i 1 of any a ! i 2 8 ¥ the er-to This be- | club will h s December mecting | 3 ; games. ouis 5 se we 1 ) o to0 often, | Friday at Jewell hall, Hartford. “AioeeSon — There is a lurking danger ; tamford, il Bat ke that. bitttes | Erdar] 7. of this city 3 ball games, too. Dea +. | Greenwich 3200 | \ | will sing curred from players b the | ¢ N ) 1 319 . Alperaen thet e Sl = = g . ‘ x|1 1300 ! : ek [ S HOLIDAY BARGAINS IN WLFRED CALIS TO LOOK ~ HAS SEARCHED WILTRED: » OF R cranfum by pliched balls, o < | Tire 1 ity with the | west is trate? with | Britain, Jack Hennessey preferred, CRICKS : S GOES DOWN AND GETS INMIDDLE OF 0N R e i Gkt o outin Tt TR b L Sn ] R INHG ROOM. HE WAS ROOM WHEN MILDRED GALS A CLEAN GLASS, TELL e A?:S\\??%N'lénzm dldn't ses’ snvFonts, Sometimes bat- {e5 s Toviae s o e R mm specially Tailored to Suit SOAKING OFF STAMPS 1S HE LOOKING TUR THE 61ASS, ING TAMILY PLEASE LEAVING 6LASS ON TEL- ters loss their grip and the willow | New Tr | e (e | S e ri o el BUT HE THOUGHT HE PUr BECAUSE SHE HG 1T PAINTING T0 LEAVE IT WHERE EPHONE STAND IN PARK sticks are lot fly to spread destruc- | town, Danbury, Norw Islands to Conneet and it o | FRANK E. GOODWIN ,1‘:um?f‘myrfwnln{mic a0 kot sonked CHRISTMAS CARDS IT BELONGS CORNER OF HALL tion. New ndon, H.. | how cold? interestin to the ski y. 4 e N. H., | how cold nteresting i A i {to the skin the other day. Please Whire: Ay én slaienit. of Manger in o ey e | EYESIGHT SPECIAL | write a limerick about it. T nt in itisolo . 397 MAIN § TE sl : 2 mearly every sport, even g It | Everett, Ma i sticld | The B LA ST paatia LA | Jane Crowthers - 7”55 ————, D23 Jane; Your damp right we wave hag struck, or is striking. ' |