New Britain Herald Newspaper, December 13, 1926, Page 6

New Britain Heral " famed Dally (Sunday RExcepted) AL Morald Bldg, 61 Church BStreet. SUBSCRIPTION RATES $5.00 & Year. $3.00 Three Monthe. T6c. & Month, . tered at the Post Office at New Britsin s Second Class, Mall Matter, TELEPHONE CALLS Businesa Office s ‘Editorial Rooms 9’ rtising medium books and press | Member of the Asseciated Prem. | The Amsociated Press is exclusively en-| titled to the use for re-publication of | all yows credited to it or not otherwise | credited tn this paper and slro local| cews publtshed therein. | Member Audit Burean of Circulation. The A. B. a national organisation which furnishes newspapers and advers tisers with a strictly honest analysis of cirenlation. Our circulation statistics are based upon this audit. This fsure protection egaine’ fraud {n newspaper digribution fignies to both natiomal and iscal advertieers. . lo dafly in New | n The Herald fa o b tork. st Hotaling's square; Bchuits’ N Geand Central, 43nd Street. G e e s —Nowadays it 18 easler to skid han to B0 Wrong. | Two theater fires in two days in | Connecticut are quite enough for the | winter, —If some highhat American girls appear cold, pose as a European " count. | . —How would you postman during . the days? like to he af next eleven | fenry Ford is credited with| having said: “A Ford will take you | )1nyWher‘c—t~xc-‘pl into society.” | Whales are said to be infesting | {he waters off Long Island, but the | bathing girls just now aro not wor- | ried.” |advantages of a high school educa- | ZTHe telephone company will| never make the real Kind of hit with | children until it starts a dircet wire | to Santa Claus. | —Plainville has two additional | mail routes. But hds the service | between that city and New Britain | been improved lately? [ | pupils, so that many are being de- —House drys won another fight| on prohibition issue. Some day | they will lose one and then ‘it will | York by the | tlon, three of them before the law | the front side of letters or packages. | | did they ever attain such a great | reputation as decipherers of hiero- | Principal Louls P. Slade of the high | school |large numbers of pupils are heim:‘ | colleges NEW BRITAIN DAILY HERALD, MONDAY, DECEMBER 13, 1926. the bosses want the world to know | suspect on their lists as a marked they act llke gentlemen at all times. | man, it is to be hoped that through the co-operation of the various other police departments of the state the mystery of these hold-ups will soon be solved. The small change that the robber has obtained through these nefari- ous exploits will be all out of pro- portion to the sentence he will get it caught and convicted. This fel- low, at such a time, will set a very poor example to the weakminded who see an opportunity for easy money in going into the “business” in which a gun and an automobile are the chief tools of trade. It is the duty of the authorities to ilius- trate foreefully that such things do not pay in Connecticut. —That public school teacher who ruined her coat while trying to save the life of one of her charges not only deserves another coat from the city, but more, besldes. She not only got a ruined coat but risked her own lite. How do you feel about it, Mr. Mayor? ; case has been made Baumes law of New judge who says he would rather resign than send a man up for life on a fourth convic- A good gainst the went into effect. But that merely means the law can be improved or The remains JLIGIOUS QUESTION RESULTS. In common with almost everybody | | amended. principle | A AIRE | of —One the multifarious post office rules that make no hit with the public is the one “forbidding” | the stamping of Christmas seals on e, including ministers of the gos- pel, we thought more than 56 peo- | ple would take the trouble to answer the religious questionnaires which were printed In this newspaper for a week. But it appears that two a Christ. | factors dominated the general apa- | mas seal and a regular stamp, how | (¥: or' caused if, to wit: A re-f | luctance® to bother with filling out | expending a | What difference would that make, | anyhow? If the post office fellows| can’t distinguish between a questionnaire and two-cent stamp to speed on the re- | | sults, and a lack of sufficient interest | ft {in the subject to spur action. This religious questionnaire busi- | MORE ROOM, PLEASE. i 8 ne e ! , | | ness, therefore, was a flop. We ad- | And now comes a request from | But even so, the flop spoke | | mit it quite as eloquentl§ as had there| ;bucn several thousands of answered glyphics masquerading hand- writing? as that a mew bullding be erected for the accommodation or his rapldly growing family of pupil At first 1t was assumed that an ad- | _ dition to the semlor high school| >0 T°P! | | would meet the requirements; but | o Lially ‘goinater "’\'\ utlst aiift1s thoN@AE Ths Aigetation | (ooiiinal thselogy, Most of the has been made that & separate new |55 Who repiied were infiuenced by 8. 6 adiool Halig, b consthieiea | T B0 10 GRS SR, BICIOVER Sotis ot Ko, |of them rather ailghiy. There There oftier seemed to be more agreement upon the | What termed the vital points han upon the lesser points. Wlho AhoviHbm A otHe BIRMEy dn viay | con sy thabihisis noticlls (pEntrc| ot the increnssd demanda belng |®1¥ Prevalent attitude throughout | society as a whole? | made upon the clty for high school | | of the 56 who answered, only 20 | | declared they do not have some kind | | of family worship at home. This | gives an inkling that 36 of the an- | swerers have family worship; thus | leaving the inference that of those | who answered the questionnaires, | more than haif were of a distinctly | questionnaires. | The answer writ fes was that people®do not | largely in fllr“ seem| scarcely step to take than increasing facilities of the high school or con- seems any are education. In an ecarlier day there were much fewer demands made upon the high school facilities, even relatively; but in recent decades the tion have been boosted to such an extent that every year increasingly drawn to them. The condition is| quite the same as that obtaining in | : - e : | ogy of the situation,” to utilize a the collegiate lite of the country— | 8 © 11° S . o] -abus erm. The man who | there are more students than 1he;f“‘”(‘| ; °d YT = s utterly devoid of religious im- buldings The | =Y ) | | pulses is not sufficiently proud of his | exercising : * | condition to boast about i, Most seri- gn his name gious mold. This is in line with the ychol- 1 can accommodate, have begun nor to greater care in the selection | answer a questionnaire. : . ous of all, he will not nied the opportunities desired at the | : i e | to such a declaration, althoug! hi: Institutions of teacey | t 1 in the filll ; vas not essential in the ng out Such a selective process, however, is| **° ol | | of the questionnaire, | foremost 1 repeat the recent suc- cesstul performance of “The Day of the Bell” Sunday evening. It is_being suggested that Chief Rawlings be glven an addition to his force in the person of a man to do detective duty In the daytime in cltizens’ clothes. There are two policemen on duty during the day now and it is felt that these are needed for patrol work and should not be taken away for Investigating robberies, serving cubpoenas, and the like. society w FactsandFancies BY ROBERT QUILLEN In Utopia men love everybody; even those they can lick. A nice place to spend one-third of the winter is in a nice warm bed. An optimist is one who says a| bootlegger is in the whisky business. | There are compensations. There | are more to hold you up in America, but fewer to hold you down. | 1t reaction from war causes crime, | why don’t colleges run amuck after th foothall scasons? | | \ i The explanation of 78 per cent of spanking is that parents are strong enough to get away with it. Maybe one animal developed from | another, Some ass s always made the goat. Europe has a lot of nerve to jeer at America’s crime record after providing the criminals. Only basls for solid peace: need you as a customer; you me as a customer.” Amerfeanism: Wondering what became of last month's check need Just commonwealth, Eng- eventh of the authori- cths of the trouble. hope to see on ast fly or; In the land has one. ty and five: new Another thing wi the Christmas tree is the the season. S i Another mistake China made was | in having rivers bjg enough to ac- | commodate gunho | | | Among the things the average man | owes his wife is the five dollar bill he bet her on the spelling of some word tellers are born, they is it that mere pr uch excellent liars Story Then why develops ctice | Gentiles.” R {_Send all commnnications to Fun | Shop Edftor, care 0f the New i Britain Herald. and your letter will be forwarded to New York. [ —— The Welcome Gift, Folks! Jach year at Christmas wve get at least three Autograph albums, you'll agree Ought-to-laugh albums would be new, most of us ought-to-laugh more than we do! but Foiks, as gifts And Particular tractor: “You ought to have a tiled bath in your new home.” Goldste “Vell, just so it ain't THE WITCH! (A Bachelor Ballad) By Bruce I. Conroy You strung me along, and you gave me a mark On my soul that, no doubt, will out- live y And when you were tired you cast me aside— All right—TI forgive you. But if there’s one thing that I will not forgive As long as the stars shine above, it Is simply the fact that you talked baby talk— And made me love it! { She Was Stuck Mrs, Simmons came home after a long day of Christmas shopping. She threw herself onto the sofa and be- gan weeping. “Why are you crying, my dear asked Simmons, consolingl; “The sales girl in that big ment store insulted me.” “How 2" “Why, after T looked at about two | depagt- | | | ! dozen articles and told her I guess | I wouldn't take anything, she fm- | pudently told me to come around | and look under the counter—that I | ight find something there to suit| " at! Did she say that to you, T'll go right over there and | malke her take hack those, words.” “It’s no use, my dear,” sobbed | Mrs. Simmons, “I's a rule of the | store not to take anything back until | after the holida —Sarah Wilcox TONY THE BOOTBLACK Docs His Christmas Shopping! | Mariouche, datga my wife, she | saya to me she wanna do her Christmas shopping righta way | queek. T say whatsa da hurry. She | say datsa how to getta da barg. putsa ma feets down an say I no| go. | Wall, when we getsa to-a dat| gre muteha crowd an eyrybody he push | v nobody knovs whatsa da mat' | goesa weed Mariouche to-a daf greata beeg falla whatsa da floor- | walk an say I wanna pair of sus- pense, He say what spense. T deese teeng whatsa keepa da | will receive a personal reply. your mother delivered my mothers ‘wash this week?” Manny Thanks: “An unavoldable axsident—mah sister's wearing mest ob it.” Teetched: “Try ‘photographed’ on your mouth organ.” Manny Thanks: .Mah unkle comes around ebbry Sunday, But he dont reely like us for reel— He's a stingy ole rappetyscallion, And jes comes photographed a good meel.” § Eleanor Shepard Erin Go Sour Braughton Mrs. O'Neil: “Ol t'ink we're goln" ter hov a green ‘Christmas.” Mrs, O'Brien: “Phwat makes ye t'ink that?” Mrs. O'Nelll: “Me ould man's rela- tives are comin’ from Oirland to shtay wid us on Decimber twinty- tifth E ~F. P." Pitzer (Copyright, 1926, Reproduction Forbldden) QUESTIONS ANSWERED You can get an answor to any question of fact or information by writing to the Question Editor, New Britain Herald, Washington Bureau, 1322 New York avehue, Washington, D. C., enclosing two cents in stamps for reply. Medical, legal and marital advice cannot be given, nor can extended research be undertaken. All other questions Un- signed requests cannot be answered. All letters are confidential.—Editor. Q. What is the meaning of the names Thora, Constance, Emil, and Conrad? Thora (Latin) mean “a bless- Constance (Latin) means irm”; Emil (French) mean “Kind- hearted”; Conrad ('rcumnicf means “able counsel”. An article that costs 15 cents Q | how much must it sell for to make | 100 per cent profit? A, Thirty cefits, not taking into account the cost of handling. The modern method of figuring profit is based on the selling price instead of tlie purchase price and takes into account all expenses connected with the purchase and sale of the article, Q. How long before the coal and cil deposits in the world will be ex- hausted- A. The unmined coal in coal- I|producing countries is estimated at | more than 7,685,000,000,000 Recoverable reserves of according to one authori tons. petroleum, are about a beega store where daresa | 43,000,000,000 barrels (not including | possible shale resources). The time that these supplies will last depends on future consumption and can- not be estimated accurately. Q. What is the recipe for "“Pigs blankets" ? A. Drain 12 in large oysters 149, Q. Was mastial law proclaimed and wero federdl troops called oug during the firé and earthquake ca- tastrophe at Sam Franclsco? A. Martial law was declared al- most at once. Federal troops from Angel Island, the.Coast Artillery and local regiments of State Militia were called out, General Frederick Fun- ston took command, and Major Schnitz assisted him, Q. If a crown prince marries a woman not of royal birth is he de- | |barred from succeeding to the| throne? A. Not necessarly although' his descenddntd may be barred if the laws of the country provide for that contingeney. Usually it would re- quire an act of the legislative body to determine the matter of succes- sion whenever such an occagion | arose. | Q. Who won thespopular contest in 1923 for King and Queen of the movies? | A. Rudolph Valentino and fon Davies. Q. What was the New England Dark Day? $ A. The expression refers to May | 19, 1780, when a remarkable and unexplained darkness extended over all New England. According to one theory it was due to forest fires, but the exact cause remains unknown. Q. When did the most brilliant meteoric shower occur? A. Astronomers believe that the shower that occurred early in the morning, November 13, 1833, i the | most brilliant one ever seen. It is | usually referred to as the ‘“falling of the stars” The display began about midnight and lasted until dawn, being visible more or less over half of the earth including North America but not Europe. The largest number of meteors was seen gbout latitude 24 degrees north. At Boston, Mass., the number was esti- mated at 250,000 or more. Negroes in the Southern States were terri- tied. The shower consisted of Leonids. The. U. §. Naval Observa- | tory says that this stream of meteors | was supposed td be the result of dis< integration of Tempel's comet, which was not seen when last dite in 1800. | Q. How many Railway Mail| Clerks are employed by the Post Office Department and how many | appointments are made a year? | A. About 20,000 raflway = mail | clerks and 2,500 substitute clerks | are in the service. It 1s estimated | that about 1,100 new appointments | are made each year. Q. How did the State of Georgia get its name and who were the | founders? | A. It was named for George 1T of England. A Spanish expedition under De Soto, traversed the region | in 1540. Georgla formed a portion | of the tract of land granted to the| Lords Proprietors of Carolina in | 1663 and 1665. The last charter was obtained by James Oglethorpe, an Mar- | | | bribed six nat English soldier, who formed a col- | ony there, Q. What is the difference be- | tween the cold-pack and the open Lettle method of canning? A. In the cold pack method Hve\ fruit or vegetable is packed cold in | jars and the jars set in boiling water | until the contents are cooked after | which they are sealed while hot. In | the open kettle method the product | is cooked in an open kettle until | done then packed in jars and sealed. Q. When was the body of Jo)mi Howard Payne, author of “Home Sweet Home,” brought back to the United States and where 15 it buried ? A. Brought back in 1883, thirty- one years after his_ death, and in- terred in Oak Hill Cemetery, Wash- ington, D. C., June 9, 1883, . Q. Whatidoes the namg Poca~ hontas mean? A. One authority says it means “a stream between two hills.” RETURN FROM LONG TRIPINTO JUNGLE Drs. Magoon and McMillan Ap- pear the Worse for Experience London, Dec. 13 (®—Dr. H. L, Magoon of Chicago, and Dr. Dan W. McMillan of Birmingham, Ala., big game hunters have reached Cape- town after an expedition into the African jungle, begun last May and which was replete with most trying times for them. Dr. Magoon hag been practising dentistry in Salis- bury, Rhodesia, for some time. The huntsmen reached Capetown Saturday night, says a despatch to the Daily Express. Dr. Magoon was suffering from an injury to his ey due to the explosion of his gun, and a dislocated shoulder, sustained when he fell from his spirited horse. Dr. MeMillan is nursing an infected arm growing out of lacerations madn by a thorn. Dr. Magoon's Negro housckeeper, who was brought back by the party, has jungle fever. Dr. McMillan, who financed the expedition, joined the hunters when two cars in charge of Dr. Magoon reached Grootfontein, British Bechuanaland, in mid-June. It was his intention to shoot black-maned lions and giant rhinoceri. The ex« pedition went through territory pre- viously unknown to whnites and suf- fered terribly from this. When al- mast dead from lack of water they saved some natives from enemy bushmen and were rewarded by the natives revealing to them hidden | water holes. Arriving at Angora, Portiguese West Africa, a white official of the Portugucse outpost suspected them of heing British spies and kept them under native guard. The original fuide of the party, a-professional hunter named Pienaar, supported the Portuguese. He is said to have $ to say that Dr. McMillan had tried to murder him, The expedition escaped ‘one night, Jeaving Pienaar and his wife behind. Eventually the party reached the coast after a series of desperate ad- ventures. “It was the worst African country 1 ever travelled in,” said Dr. Me- illan after his arrival in Capetown. But it 1s not going to be my last expedition,” he added. The Americans learned upon ar- | rival at the port of Lobito, in Portu- guese Africa, that relatives long had been anxious for their safety and that relief expeditions were being contemplated. Public bath-houses for dogs are maintained at the city's cost for the sportsmen of Strasbourg. — —_—m—m—m————e e WORDS THAT HAVE MADE HISTORY “Don’t ‘glve up the ship?” be as big news as when the wormf;“:h ?c‘::‘::"" t}: :‘:"“““?:‘ (“":‘i The “which | LH 'y ought to be cats the chicken. | “doesn’t care” | gratified to learn that so many ad- | “2sThat:Meriden man who owns | ditional young people desire to be | accommodated. The next step, of 18 bujiding lots in this city at least has made more money on them | course, is for the city to furnish the then had ke owned 18 lots in |2ccommodations. This will cost monmey. Perhaps Meriden. the city by this time has become ccustomed to spending money for ew school buildings, and it doesn't hurt as much as it once did. If we are as proud of our schools as we general population pants from saya gooda-bye and go-a | dry and 1 He say you meen suspenders | slice of say T no wanna mean sus-|prika and chopped parsley; roll pense T wanna nice suspense. I say | bacon around oyster, securing with I wanna geev em toda wife fora da | wooden toothpick. Brown slowly in Christmus, He makes-a nasly Jaff|oven and serve very hot. an say your wife weara da pants,! Q. Where can goid nuggets be [ hey. T say shesa weara whole | sold? | dam suit. He say you finda sus-| A, Government Assay offices lo- pense onna da top floor. | cated at New York, Boise ,Helena, So me-a an ma Mariouche we { Deadwood, Seattle, Salt Lake City, | walk into da little box an somebody | and the mints at Carson City and | goeva heem a push an he go-a up-| New Orleans conducted as assay of- @ talka | fices purchase raw gold. dalitla| Q. What is the period of enlist- an she [ ment in the Marine Corps? Where suspen- | are recruits trained from 5 Queer people! Proud of helong- won the question-|ing to a family dignified by age, and The religious follk of | yet trying their best to look young. The hinterland I where Jone i Ay SRR, |lives “thrce stills down that road jae to g0 to that |instend of “just beyond the third | much irouble. The others, unless| filling station.” |we are guessing radically wrong,| | have the “I told you so” complex. acon. naire contest. the community had an opportunity but thought | What does the expression, “To the victors belong the spoils” mean? o nearly all of us there comes a time when we half remember some apt phrase, o prophetic declaration, an epigram or maxim, that has gone resounding through history, but when we try to quote it, the exact words elude us, or, recalling the phraseology, our memory fails us on the au- thor. In thls bulletin, our’ Washington Bureau has attempted to supply these omissions of memory by giving a list of somo of the moro trenchant phrases in history, with their authorship. Tt i a highly Interesting and informative compilation, Send for It, by filling out tho coupon below: r— CLIP COUPON HERE HISTORY EDITOR, Washington Bureau, New Britain Merald, 1322 New York Avenue, Washington, D, C. wasn't necessary The peopls nt, but just | wait until some rich guy trics to buy | a dozen senate seats, —By the way, don‘t spoil such a | g00d word as Christmas by spelling it Xmas.. Unless you are a modern repitea of Old Man Scrooge, who Ma Mariouche shee: —_—— sheesa gone up to: dy our stai now girl w SCHOOL CHILDREN NEED PROTECTION It was rot surpristng to find that Correct this sentence: “I'm criti- cal,” he confessed, “but I never {say we are, we will need to make knock people who are as good as I HAVE MADE HIS- lifted’ Christmas. «—Down in New Haven county two to become county commissioner~. Which seems to be a poor way of getting into the lime- light. The only way a county com- missioner can attract attention s to rufl away'with the county funds. women are out —In spite of all our safety cam- palgns, automobile accidents last week advanced considerably over those for the same weck a year ago. Everybody knows how to cut down the accident toll, but the courts don’t | i | co-operate with what we krow. | That the city should lose certain | house plans -while they are being It house plans which were not under investigation were lost instead, the would be considerably less. | under investigation is surprising. surprise —It from vating until was acting in the the city; every councilman refrai he was sur best interests of | rathér than best e party would be for' the interests of organization, there sometimes no votes cast. foundry sum for Baltimore a our keey any more t ma horse {hief associations s in the west 10 existing change their names t8 automobile thiet ize soclations; ¢ they that harder to catch t Or ithey' may thief assoc automobile thiey an horse change to ions, ~—The fertili which iccused of :r irust, WaE having ' a gentieman's agraement to raise prices, like gen- The ilizer tlemeg will-not put up a Hght tellows who work in these plants usually smell like skunks; but e | turning to another world. alrplane | the police were asked to close sev- | eral streets near the Elihu Burritt school to traffic during certain hours | of the day, this to protect the lives| | childres | JERRY TARBOT jaubpRE ool ceny to offer | Well, here's hoping that some day| 1t 18 the duty of the c Jerry Tarbot will find his folks, He|Such Protection in bountiful meas is a splendid type of man, and his|Ure Whether the best way is to close streets along which fast-flying likely to endanger them large cnough and have enough of them to provide accommodations to all our puplls. case is one of those things that be- long to the aftermath of the war. The reactions of war differ accord- ing to the individual; in Tarbot's case everything that went before is a blank, although the present is per- fectly clear. Doctors say that in| such cases the past may return in | a flash, 1 such a flash should ever |SCN00IS eomie o Tatbot 1t WL be like e. | Cerully and) be on the loskout for Unfortunately, too blind to automobiles are | the lives of children, or by posting | traffic policemen at such points for | the benefit of school children is a carefully. There are signs near some of the warning autoists to drive | school children. many autoists are such SNOW BALLS row ball season has arrived signs. | The | of all the schools will do themselves | |and the city a distinet serviee by | isting that the city give the finest | the children t, Parent-Teacher associations in all its glory—but there is entirely gy h glory to suit the victims of Com- | too muc the plaints are made every year about | i boys who use the snow for practice | 'ves and {Tn any dispute about this subje accurately flung - balls. ins service in limbs of school of protecting as hascball pitchers, one is this n haper is and will always unalterably on the side of the par W orced to wonder at times why the police do not eco-operate with the .| ents and the school chi ¥ complatnants. A number of | VS 484 t th 1 25 Vears Agv Today unsigned communications about subject have Herald office ball already arrive b a at <0 it is to be assum the snow “artists” ha tirely too busy to suit the \n Schwaben Vere- & officer Charles Schwarder; vic Mr. Hel secrotary Julius id citizenry 1 snowballers should take a hand 1t nobody ed doubt; their wel missiles, pl hoys, no i city is suffici without having it iptul Among the has p on the wor m OUR HOLD-UPS Tt lished— ns 10 he pretty well esfa the nged for play in and pos- S satistaction | the recurring | Catskill ar | sibly Yon! been due | SIDIY YO | The Tun ies of one man, whose 4 committe police—that hold-ups ir soon to the | 1dent Jave appointed for the an- ® members of Richard Vo Charles Haaf, Clark and ramalists of the ing the gu tion on Arct 4 | Aqu | Now that police have this|pouis Feldt !that | detail that the city must work out |* | property on Church stre am.” | vou, you craze? T (Copyright 1926, Publishers' | Syndicate). REPORTED TO POLICK John Sucss of 429 Church street notified the police at 6:10 last night his automobil > Park struck street railroad crossing. Carl Carlson of Judd avenue notified the police at 6:45 last night that,as he was backing up a1to- mobile in front of the Savings Bank | on Main street it struck a car No. and damaged it. . H. Paseo of 32 Roxbury Road réported the theft of a sled from the nda his home. | uter reported a win- dow broken at Hart- ford av Stan Ve ic in a store 37 nue ley T of Kens spotli 1gton ported that two s were stolen from his automobile, whic arked on the Connecticut Co t. g re- Observation On The Weaiher Dec. Washington, a4 Tu 13 | peratu south winds, ern New Tuesday Tue fresh stron cast ain fonight night; much on and thwest shiftir T A an colder t 7 to to str strong t t n1 nort sday o hoon. ndit ) the 1w “tern storm is m a from wvard and r M 1wy Sea mornir ¢ it interior hwest- ped ssion 1t rd to v low ppi valley H were re- ind tern from s wd g in other 11 sippi river ind, istricts from to the now Mississippi river rm of drop eraty state is for precipi accomy arp o 2 1 nadian nor over the Tlains rom the sonth rado. Temper the Atlantic Ohio valley pre as central Colo rising ind s and are in the st states Condition icinity cloudy and ing temperaturc York: | ol trough- | mat no wear sus-| ers. 1 say you no understand. | Us, ma Mariouche ana me, we wan- | a buy pair suspense for da Chr mus. Den she say Oh, datsa some teeng else. You'll find suspenders in | the basement. Dare ata heega fat man downa dare what wearsa them, but T donta not theenk he'll | lla dem. Den shee makesa da beeg laft and way { Den ma Mariouche an take-a da walk and putty seca da hull buncha suspense. man he showsa lotsa dem an say deesa fine pair, dey lasta alla your life. Ma Mariouche sheesa say datsa too long, ma Tony heesa not feel s0 good. We looka at dem all an den da man he say snap into eet an we buya da pair for Christmas. pend me we| | |1 Never saw suce AN ILL- MANNERED NeiGHBoR! HE DIDNT EVEN RAKE | | | An Ameri Oh, That's Different? Mrs, Tucker (quite large) 1 the brain idiotic, smart 1 “OF leclk smen— it, Madame, T can't it T said to make you dress and T tint you wesman: understand w angry! You told you to wanted.” M neker said tent!” E s KRAZY KINDERGARTEN a by Dusty) for select the “Oh, 1 thought you R. T. Arrangc (Conducic Cha ton) or at Marine Ba Parris Island, South Carolina (near Charleston) o at Marine Barracks, Mare Island, California, near San Francisco. The term of enlistment is 4 v Q. ‘What is the area and popula- | tion of Rumania? A. The area is 122,282 miles and the population is square 17,393,- A. Newly enlisted Marines usual- | acks, | I want a copy of the bulletin, TORY, aund enclose herewith five | vostago stamps or coln for same: | NAME ADDRESS | ary WORDS THAT cents In loose, #ncancelled, U. 8. o o +ss0 STATE i I am a reader of the HERALD. | | 5 DASHES INTO TOY DEPART- MENT TO BUY PRESENT TOR - KIDS HAVE TCO MANY O ANYWAY COUNTER, TRYING OUT' VARIOUS BAMES @LOYA‘J elcher: “Maunny, why hasent NEPHEW. TS AB)6 NUISAKE STOPS TO WATCH ELECTRIC TRAIN IN OPERATION, WITH SIGNALS AND BELLS AND ENERYTHING SNAPSHOTS OF A MAN IN A TOY STORE - Ey GLUYAS WiLLIAMS ( &, PULLS HIMSELF AWAY PAUSES FOR JUSY ABOUT WITH DIFFICULTY. HANG TEN MINUTES WATCHING ITALL, HED BETTER GET A DERRICK ATTACHED TO SOMETHING QUICK AND STEAM ENGINE THAT GET OUT, HE'S LATE NOW REALLY WORKS LS AND WANDERS ALONG GAME - HURRIES OVER TDCROWD HAS A FINE TIME MANIPU* PEELS HE'D BETTER COME AND WATCHES' MECHANICAL LATING PUPPETS AT DOG THAT 6 SNAPS HIS JAWS BACK WHEN HE CAN GIVE PUNCH AND JUDY COUNTER A WHOLE AFTERNOON TO T AND DEPARTS RELUC~ TANILY, WISHING HE HAD A KID OF HIS OWN (A% B AT (Copyright, 1926, by The Bell Syndicate, inc.)