New Britain Herald Newspaper, December 7, 1926, Page 6

{, e et e 00 SRR TSN H [ NEW BRITAIN DAILY HERALD, TUESDAY, DECEMBER 7, 1926. —_————n———— New Britain Horal HERALD PUBLISHING COMPANY (Bunday Excepted) 67 Church Street. fasued Lally At Herald Bidg. SUBSCRIPTIOX RATES $3.00 & Year. - $2.00 Three Montha. 5. = Month. Entered at the Post Office at New Britain as Second Class Mall Matter. TELEPHONE CALLS Business Office 925 Editorial Rooms 926 The only protitable advertising medium In the City Circulation booke and prese room ays open to advertieers. Member of the Associated Press. Ihe Associated Press le exclusively en titled to (he use for re- ation of all news credited to it or not otherwite credited 1o tuts paper and also local news published therein. Member Audit Bureau of Circulation The A. B. C 1s a national viganizati which furnishes newspapers and ndver tisers with a Etrictiy honest analysis of circulation Our clrculation etutietics are based upon this audit This insures protection again~ fraud In newsp distribution to both national & Jocal adv The Herald 1s on sale daily Tork at Hc g's Newsstand, Square; B¢ s Newsstands, Entrence Grand Central, 42nd Street. ——Obregon s ¢ ambitions to ing had lution in who claim that Obregon is Sy for O'Brien, but wr as the O'Briens we Mexico. - There don't bel are ac don't art bless 'em with—God such thi —How a country where p bating societies don't debate, hu where somebody is boss how ference, There is Mussol. to get results stance. He has us beaten w the year he ent ways in that respect, have been talki 1868 abou simply gets the idc does {t.”" And t tax is going to be applicd to since helors, \ and “goes and income from the tional fund for maternity in- faney! That's where it belongs. HURRY. IMPATI R SERVIC] The average man or won acquired a disposition to get ny on his v suddenly. If he 1 place to go he wishes to be out de chance wishes to ric with- That’s why, wh n he > in a street to or bus, he dislikes g on a s atly rect corner f 15 or 20 m or prchance even seven minutes. This proper for a flying ariginated about the time the mobiles came into genera that moment on it bec start auto- use. From v to art the ma- me e: open the garage door, chine and whiz away. ‘While the fellow across the street is waiting for a s! reet car the man in the automobile, if he i wveling within the city, usually is at his destination. The street car companics are t sufferers from this urge t quick Their mana know fully that one of the cardinal service, reasons for criticism about servic is that people have trained them- selves to expect instant action once they reach a ca If stop. the car or the bus does not appe a minute or ten seca s grumbling, When people Y they want to get n they he rough the €. this city plaint 1 m at hind schedule the conn the Center is kely to be a then an onerou Waiting for the car to arrive st pla and then ag. waiting a I « te expec much from a | ried and harassed public, 1T tem stimulates the use of automo biles for city fr ling, and one would think it won ness of the company to n € effort to elir between c It need during rainy mercury is noth The street car ¢ Y cdly are makir ort to own war L on the Cen Isew would be laint 1 creased pop That i should h f ed in from the b T I feels it is not ) re d under th WHILE THE HUSBAND IS AWAY When & hsuband, the fa en children, all y nt to farm, 11 " ne pon i rood than n the husband. T was nplified in New Britain ir haled fnto police court on a charge | i !0[ selling liquor. She told the judge| ists in New Britain. We have indus- tries less than a stone’s throw of the | | she received $9 weekly from the city | and another source, and of cou | found this not sutficient to maintain | there for generations’and will re- | main il the same thing happens | | center of the city. They Mave been | her family. » in Philadelphia. there i | 4| as is taking pla What is transpiring | ly this: The price of real estate | This is no reason why she sho break the law in order to maintain sufficient money to support herself bec casing through the | and children, however; yet one need L S IRCTeAnlE 8! serations, and around the Bald- | not bhave a high-powered imagina- | . : win plant it has risen up and up | tion to understand how conditions z 0 ¥ | ntil the ground occupied by the will stimula to avoid | ; plant is worth a large sum of cconomic di : | [ money. The Taldwin people When nd thetolty s not blind to their opportunities, and | following a conviction it costs| (o0 vears ago hegan constructing a | | to maintain the man during 1 e Racian carceration. Meanwh it he with t aim of discarding | i eond tont POSS | ud the good fortu L0 poss! downtown Philadelphia plant al- | ings, it costs a tively neat rother. { to maintain the family le the - S pliveawittie The land on which the lafter is and's earning power s Interfer- | e originatly cost very little— | with. The net result is not only \bout s much as farm acreage. To- | 30 days or day it is worth at least $13,000,000. be, but the costs of | pyy [aldwin people, when they | AT nllyimeanwhileds e the downtown section final n addition to th that astonishing figure, ble to sell propertsy ; and will Tt there are 1o savings upon | upn considerably more than several | which the in s of locomotive huilding will | nce during the 1in profits. | sult is that the innocents are That is how it inevitably works | out. When the land which located At. it ca on to | are en 1 be lants will ulti- 10 sold for | In clsewhere. such tain, of cour: t due in this geners But , the bly in the next. he year 19 land will be tory at the plants will be glad Hy ive no nd move to cheaper sites, ble. Of all nselves a handsome in- 1 the performance. | RISING FRENCH FRANC | AND DEPRESSION y in t M. Poincare returned to | they are | the helm of I'rance and the franc S AW with the was woefully declining the hullaba the | ed at dinner an another was read hy At- been paper. The paper torney J. 1. Kirkhan. Henry Fuller has venerable consul of Hobart Modern Woodmen of America, with M. Clynes as worthy advisor and rs. M. L. Marsh and Maloney as physicians, ec from blocking by tra railroad has drive’ ins, long as is necessary. Mr. Prior | also wants a wa and driveway, paralleling but not crossing cach other, from the depot to Main s ne the big tree, with the | rest of the land fenced in and | grassed. | | | FactsandFancies BY ROBERT QUILLEN Home ionable ¢ scramble, aren't Shaw {sn't the onl notables might earn Kkeeping stili one A men marry lage is a school To w is WOl 0V r pleasure i Statesman | stito use t critic ‘who how to enjoy a plumber. Act 1: “T fc I'm going to marry We fecl so sorry place sot aside to | y one. Other a reward by | | nan Prior of Plainville has | been very encrgetic about securing | the freedom of the railroad crossing | and ssued orders that both | y and sidewalk of the Eust | ain street crossing be tied up only is a place where the ques- where teachers | come from other towns. te money is bad; to was te opportunities unpardonable. rn little. He who has conquering 1 sword, read a elected Camp, the | | the | that the | m that they are| loo was infense. J. P. Morgan was | Ve thing. ly g more | loanir government money to | B an they are ' it before it evaporated| The olc took some- s of the law. | entirely. Tody the reverse is the | thing to make them sleep. They e ' | gan taking it at 5 a. m. and kept articuiar and specific case | case. The franc is rising steadily. | & B 9 ) 1 Lt . at it until dark. referred to, how is it that the woman Dut is there a su e of sorrow | i ine? Not that it can be s city and | along the noticed. If anything, it is aggravated. Th situation that the ma r word to the this is the only t is the peculiarity about the 1 in the street ; hodt s | h after a few words of | hation, | she receives while her hus- cannot nd is on understand, althot arm, and the sin enot is no other mo on hand for the expl keep of the family, either the city o e Sl trouble in France now is that Heitine a depression has set in, based entire- | st eI e ly upon the rising franc. The in- | | creased value of the money is in- S PCST MORTEM NS aTeo creasing its buying power; and as it is consta g the are prople off the purchase of every Worcester xcept absolute necessities un- | on. Accord to our esteemed and til a later day e o C or, the Hartford| L. day in the expectation e that a s will cost less, | In other words, 2 more el e other words, the more the | franc is worth the more it will buy —and that means the cheaper the VS thel ioe marles in the shops. A French man contemplating the purchase of Melds he con. | @ radio set this Enristmas is great. " it which was | 1v inclined to “wait” until later for some manner or | the simple reason that a set costing, | the hands. And so 00 francs now will cost 300 Press written by Tisp franes in Februa: or 200 francs in‘ For the higher in value the in which ¢ June. funeral, did ancs go, the fewer of them it will at it > to buy a radio set, or anything | consciousness in t , i | SUrCene e Prices are falling rapidly in France—too rapidly, Ti is stulti- | fied because of the expectation of | A “cursory” examination of the still lower prices as the franc im- Times of t in which proves in value. As a consequence | this editori t Editor C L cared indi- | employment is vastly deer ing and has reache a serious im- | pound today is five * than it was a year American dol M. Poincare rter cheaper. aled to in an effort fo | price e franc, that 1 column. 5: F r or peg it, until the J country catehes up with premier, howeve deaf to | length while | ! He think or opcration | ry to te the franc. | “December Poineare went into office on g * ill probably not be orm, as we would say in his | held v, of 1l reform, Now he | I 21 3 1 ex- | 18 heing . s ) of ) " s 1it, 12 1 to —_— 5 p . 25 Years Ago Today | ! t s S 1 A her of Wesleyan k we arranged to take a sle X RO al ¥ is eit ext We 1y 1 10ng 1 will provide I he Hotel It In. A% 1 ) o Y M A evening, Lugene Par T et i vill have ge FACTORY PLANTS A hill was introducs AND LAND VALUES gress yesterday cal 1 city Ihiladelphia e | Bald motive to Wa l plant a few ieut dele 1380 i o ; ! o T 1 rivi ¢ » t © ity com- thing Taylor, and t hin | tion ening, t < mul- | The i Satur Exactly the same condition as ex- | the custom, one member entertain- One of the best old beginning. York company.” road is that one original New Americanism: park hought to t murder.” of the The m iged b B Fven the man who women most ways near to wateh 1 is g “Spelling 1s modific True enough may be “deuce. a4 overtime; e common practice of respe vim. a by Worrying ing d they aren nd eventually “Duce okes on the | ! | about | little weeks ts good or not they've t time. Tt is estimated that if people who k at the movic were pla to end, it would serve them right. 1 end Science says the oceans will cov- er everything in a years. poor fish. The infelligentsia is that part the citizenship that knows Ame few thous: 1 Let's hear no more talk of of a has produced greater men than its| Fresidents, | quiet, ch?” The advantage in telling the | truth is that you needn't add fo it cach time you tell it to make it im- pressive. Modern morality is easier. Eve would have thought {wice about the pple if there had been any neigh- bors to find out about it, | Correct this sentence: “I've had | said 0 no a cold for days, friend has sugs t 1926, P Copyrig Observa tion On The Weather | Washington, Dee. 7. Forecast for outhern I ind Inet g cloudiness; not so col Wednesday rain and war erate south winds incres Forecast for Kastern York: Increasing clouding probably fol- lowed by rain tonigt 1z temperat 1sing W Conditions: An a enters this mo Atlantic weath Pempera lay; ri nre ¢ nia and t and Wi Driver Is fi(n;nd Over New Have with mises icle operator in 1th of Mrs. wi on ick D'Agostino for tr follc Ha bound over court nt in North r the the criminally res by Coroner Eli Mix. woman In North Haven Ti for rgedy | don hospital hecause he cannot stop | | | 1 v vaudeville idea is | 3 number of it pass before seven others stoal | | thing for my wife for Chri | Send all communieations to Fun Shop Editor. care 0f the Britain Herald and your letter will he forwarded to New York How About It, Folks? time-honored holly is with us| once more | The 3ut our pocket-book’s flatter than ever before, How we envy the holly when Yule- | tide is dye! For the holly has berries — we haven't, have you? VIL “I hear you play In an or- Paul: “Yes. Did they also tell you I played the | vio] | Muriel: “Yes, very. Rosston, . THE FUN SHOP NEWS WE SKLY Toreign The news Prince Olaf means to wed | Attracts but little public heed; This hrir to Norway's regal throne | Has never fallen from a steed! | sl | Crime After all, we can understand why a quarter of a million cars are stolen | every year in the U. S. A., when you | reali ta flask is us one of the door pockets PR H, C. L. e price of coal, the price of shoes, "he price of food and golf-club due; 11l soon be so high and bad | It won't be worth while being Dad! R Drama A is being freated in a Lon- ilin Like cverything else, doesn’t seem to be what * v o % White House Spokesman (reports persist) Is malking out his Christmas list; Weehope he thinks of something | sant { the Spokesman for a P)”'S—J castor-oil it was! T ple To give ent! Ifer Little Osculator; Genevieve: “Why don't lot and he might NMarjorie: “I did that last night.” Genevieve: “What did he say?” Marjorie: “IHc 4 enough to nake me think Il get a gitt. T kissed him three times and when I asked if that was enough he said, | *That'll do for the pre lopted the short atter whether | scarded the veil! STORE OPENS AT 8:30 A, M. | A Department Store Remnant | Observed by Jake taff | Sullivan: “I'd like | it a skirf, Sc to huy some- | ) under the chin.” | proclaimed king of lifted.” to protect him from the cold winds|for James Brown, 63, a native of Hattie: “Perhaps to see if they|of the north. East Norwalk, who has been missing could find any beauty underneath.”| Q. What battleships are now in |from his home since noon yesterday. Mrs, L. T. Hogan. |commission in the United States|Brown left the hame of Mr. and Mrs. SR navy? Joseph Edmondson, at Turn-Of According to the prices charged| A. The Arizona, Arkansas, Cali- |River at 11 o'clock yesterday. He for cosmetics they ought to Fe call- |fornia, Colorado, Florida, Idaho, |was bound for the home of Eben- cd “booty” parlors! Maryland, Neyada, Mississippl, New |ezer Hill at North Stamford where PREF Mexico, New York, Oklahoma, he spent last summer. The Faclal Uplift Penneylvania, ‘Tennessee, Texas,| A bus driver saw him an hour and “Mrs. Clancy had her face lifted,” |Utah, West Virginia and Wyoming. |a half later about a mile and a half began Mrs. O'Houlihan, ‘an’ now | Q. How is smokeless gunpowder |form his home and heading towards she's goin' to court.” | made? the Hill home. The Hill * residence They damaged her beauty OlI| A.» Two types of smokeless pow- |was closed but Brown did not know der are used: colloidized and in-it, and it could not be determined durated cellulose nitrates adopted |whether or not the man reached |by France, United States, Russia [there. Brown had been ill for some |and Japan, and a _colloidized mix- months and was in a weakened con- ture of cellulose nitrates and nitro- |dition. It is feared that he stopped risted. Ye see, they had a foight last | glycerin adopted by England, Ger-|to rest and was overcome by the ttidy noight an’ it was him that | many and Italy. The powders ard cold. He had been living at the 4 her face by givin' her a punch | granulated while plastic by squirt- lhome of Mr. and Mrs. Edmondson ing the mass into rods, cords or |for the past two months. —James O'Flaherty, Jr. i threads, or cutting them into flakes LR o T (Copyright, 1926. Reproduction or strips” SPE[;IAL G”RTESY TPorbidden) Q. How many persons were treated during the summer cruise of Will Be Given Ticket Bquivalent to “Key to Europe” the Alaskan hospital ship of the United States Bureau of Education? Curtis Sheldon reccived word to- day from the national headquarters A 3,000 Alas an natices were |of the American Legion that Legion- examined this summer and 500 cages treated by the doctor and two nurses during a 2,200 mile cruise on the Yukon river. Of the cases examined 80 pointed to tubercu- losis and it was. rccommended that | naires who wsh to do globe-trotting while attending the 1928 mnational | convention in Paris next year, may |obtain from-the France Convention committee at National headquartrs of the Legion in Indianapolis, iden- | tification certificates for $1 which a hospital be opened for their |treatment. Venereal diseases were | will allow for the utmost freedom in | moving about in Buropean countries. | found to be negligible. Q. Ts there a course in accident | These certificates of identification will be accepted in ecight countries shoppos~.” sniffed Mrs. McNeill, ‘ai’ now she's suin’ the owner 1iv the beauty parlor.” “Phwat do yer mane, beauty par- lor! She's having her ould man ar- 1ift prevention in any American college |to train safety engineers and public | safety doctors? New York*University in New city in co-operation with the American Museum of Safety offers Kaiser of (such a course, The curriculum in- the United |cludes industrial and public safety |and a course in accident prevention | will be open to graduates of the university, employes in industries which are members of the Museum | of safety, insurance inspectors, gov- Q. Has the former Germany ever been in States? A. No. Q. When was Iceland first visited by Europeans? Who named ijt? Of the cighth contury, when some |Qustrial safety committee men and and visa charges while other nations Janded there, .The history of |others pmrrssim,_nn_\- interested in‘look on the project with favor but | Yeeland really dates from about |accident prevention. | have ndt yet signed the agreement. §70, when some Norsemen dis-| @ What is the first aid treat- |Those already accepting the project covered it by accident, The name |Ment for scalds and burns? are France, Great Britain, }3e|g:_:nexr. | Italy, itzerland, Holland, | many and Denmark. Those who will | probably adopt it are Spain, Portu- A, The pain from burns will be lessened by keeping the air from them. Lint or cotton dipped was conferred by Floki Vilgerthar- son, one of the Norse discoverer: SRV o 1 vha coun y s I3 i o G Do wlsynolitng oS BEINE Lo i or Dl ot (0 16 [ ndlh, Cancho Slovalite, . Reliani, clong? | | ; ; 4o . soon to a pint of water) can be|Poland, Jugo-Slavia, Austria, Hun« A. Theoretically it i3 an inde- |, nqaged over the wound. — Sweet | gary, Norway and Sweden, pendent sovereign state. The British protectorate was terminated.Iebru- ary 28, 1922, and the Sultan was| n March 15, 19 Q. How many species of animals are there? oil may be used if soda is not avail- able. Cotton should not be used over an open wound as it will stick to the flesh. If the burn covers a |large area of tht body a doctor should be sent for immediately. Besides the accommodation which these countrics are affording to the Legionnaires who will make the trip, |is the saving of more than a million of dollars by the erasement of the | usual charges for entering the coun- ‘A There are well over 500,000 Q. What is “Maundy Thursday”? | tries named. This is the first time ia | specics, the nuneber in each class| A, The anniversary of the In-|he history of the world that any of the animal kingdom being ap- |stitution of the Lord’s Supper by |pody of men has had this concession proximately as follows: 7,000 mam- | Christ. | other than official parties and there mals, 20,000 birds, 5000 reptiles,| Q. What were the first colns|are no requir At iHo, 2,000 amphibians, 13,000 flsh, 60,- | made in the United Stat |2fp s nox requlrpmpnten thath thie, e gionnaires must travel in a body. | Advance reservations are being | made all over the country for the Paris. convention trip and numbers | of New Britain Legionnaires are planning to avail themselves of the | opportunity of revisiting the scenes of the battles in which many of {them fought. Full information with | regard to the France convention ee | A, The “Pine Tree Shillings” | made by the Massachusetts colonists. Q. What does “Amen” mean? A, “So be it.”” "“So it is.”* “So {shall it be.” “Verily.” “Assuredly.” Q. who said: “A little group | of wise hearts is better than a wil- derness of fools”? A, John Ruskin in Wild Olives.” 000 mollusks, 360,000 insects, by sides a host of lower invertebrates. Q. What kind of a Dbird is a water-witch ? A. Various quick diving birds are called by that name such as grebe, bufflehead duck or dipper. Q. When was the Brooklyn bridge opened? “Crown of | | A May 24,1883 | S 5 ey @D whal vearivias the Tohnss|| &) U IWHAD sentence oontalns el SOULNaY (AYADE Eeonnell atiilic: Nav 2. 3 Nine et Sl Britain National Bank, from G. V. | bown floei? 1o letters in the alphabet e ] HA : PR T e b tor Time] el ocal ”d\.nmmn of the fas : = liover the 1y 'doe. [Trance convention committee or Q- Al iiaitie B im aRt g ol : | from National headquarters of the of removing an ink spot from a S white tablecloth? A. A good method is to American Legion at Indianapo! Ind. Milkmen are forbidden to smoke OLD MAN MISSING spread | o 2 i 4 % 5 o |Fear Entertained For Safety the spot thick with common tabl Sl Siies e E g el of Floor - Walker: “Washboards, wri rs, tubs, laundry soap, m\‘l: clotheslines in the 1gement | ulli “No, no. You misunder- | stand. T want to give her something | that will please her.” | T'loor-Walk “You'll have to see | 4 Jawyer. We don’t handle divorces | here.” ) | Sullivan: “You think you're pretty | smart, don't you? I want to get| g 1o put in her stocking.” “How about a keg sometl Iloo of beer Sullivan: “You don't understand how important this is. My domestic | ce depends on it Floor-Walker: *You {hing that will make her alker: pe: want some- calm and | “That! Iloor-Walker: “‘Arsenic wrtment, third floor.” Chis is terrible. T come | for help and you give me | . Can't you sugge sul in drug Sullivan to you t some- | Shoot your- | sure. 1 “Try to be s nice mirror rious. T had tho Floor-Walker dirty tricl hat would be a Sullive how about a necklace Floor-Walker: “You'd like some- wg for her neck, eh?” | Sullivan: “Ye Al Floor-Walker: “You'll find plain s nooses in the and fancy h. rope and wire depariment.” OW MISTAH ALLIGATOR} PLEASE! PLEASE |} e N\ 2 ) [\ / THAT B0ZO WAGS A MEAN TAIL, (’ VLL SAY! — the Pup Stronghcart, BEAUTY AND THE BEASTS (As I'ound by THE FUN SHOP Joke Factory) “I've just come from the beauty lor."” “You didn't get waited on, did you D. (And how ot FUN SHOP “on ors treated it) salt, squeezo over the salt the juice| o 835t SOEFHTE SRSORIE of a lemon and put out in the sun. s, D : Then wash as in ordinary laundry- | relatives were scarching today | ing. Q Should parrots have grit in —_—mm—mnm——~<_——_—eee—_—_—_ {heir cages all the time? How cah . they be cared for to keep them| WORDS THAT HAVE MADE HISTORY healthy? ¢Don't give while delivering milk in Pontypool, Australia, according to a new law. Who sald, up the ship?” A. Plenty of grit is TeC | What occasion brought fortlt the words, “You may fire when ready, Grid- for parrots and other seed-eating || ley:” ' & !I’ o Horotaant is Oog‘ Wit does the expression, “To the victors belong tho epolls® mean? D105 COaLSC AT 0186000 To nearly all of us there comes a time when we half remember some and it is well to keep a mixture of apt phrase, a prophetlc declaration, an epigram or maxim, that has gone this with coarse salt, charcoal and || resounding through history, but when we try to quote it, tho exact words hroken oyster shells constantly be- | clude us, or, recalllng the phrascology, our memory fails us on the au- 1 o =S ’ thor., fore the birds. The bulletin on Tn" this bulletin, our Washington Bureau has attempted to supply thess, “Parrots” published by our Wash- omisslons of memory by glving a list of some of the more trenchant ington Bureau gives details for their plirases In history, with thelr authorship. It is a highly intcresting and 5 = informative compilation. Send for it, by filling out the coupon belowt care and can be obtained for & cents from the Washington Bureau. CLIP COUPON HERB — IO Shat e e ONgin (08 Banis ) HISTORY EDITOR, Washington Bureau, New Britain Herald, Claus? ~Why does he wear red 1322 New York Avenue, Washington, D. C. trimmed with fur? A. He probably originated in | I want a copy of the bulletin WORDS THAT HAVE MADE HIS- T e v i b aRranE o s TORY, and enclose herewith five cents in looss, uncancelled, U £ postage stamps or coln for same: country by the early Dutch settlers. JEoeE o According to a legend he is a portly | | NAMB o3 00 0m 03 0 Taen 05 T o o B o o B B o TR person who comes sweeping down | from the North driving his rein- ADDRESS v deer hitched to a sleigh ladened iy FTATR b s with gifts for good children. He o s. tasder-cf ihe TERATD, wears red because it s a warm color and his costume is fur trimmed THE WORLD AT ITS WORST - - - -~ By GLUYAS WILLIAMS JUMPING FROM YOUR BRATH TO ANSWER AN IMPORTANT LONG - DISTANCE CALL, AND THEN WAITING FOR AGES FOR THE CALY TO BE PUT THROUGH , WHILE THE TAMILY, UPSTAIRS . PERSISTS IN OPENING WINDOWS THAT SEND LITILE DRAUGHTS PLAYING ROUND WOUR ANKLES eyt 2. No Beauty Visible “IThey say she had her face ‘Copyright, 1926, by The Bell Syndicate, Inc. WILL/AMS