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8 NEW BRITAIN DAILY HERALD, WEDNESDAY, OCTOBER 20, 1926. both instances, in the pupil giving in and wearing the outfit pre- scribed, or it may be that the girls will be withdrawn school. | There will not be victory |in either instance. The chances are that the desire of the lady folk, parent or child, to prove their in- dependence caused the desire to be New Britain Herald HERALD PUBLISHING COMPANY Tsrued Dally (Sundsy Excepted) ROy At Horald Bidg., 67 Church Btreet. a signal SUBSCRIPTION RATES & Year $2.00 Three Months. 75c. & Month. unusual. They disturbed school au- thorities by passing recognition in the press. Taken in connection with re- marks of the Rev. Fosdick in New York that “flappers” have no inde- look like, think Entered at the Post Office at New Britaln as Second Class Mall Matter. so dolng and won TELEPHONE CALLS Business Office 925 Editorial Rooms . pendence, they “fress alike, The only profitable advertising medium n the City. Circulaf books and press alike, paint alike? talk room always open to advertisers. alike and act alike” the examples of independence quoted above are The attracted as much | attention, on one side of the ment, Member of the Associated Press. The Associated Press ls exciusively en- titled to the use for re-publication of all news credited to ft or not otherwise credited fn this paper and elso local news published therein. doubly amusing. parents and their children argu- as their sisters did on the other. Member Audit Bureau of Circulatlon. The A. B. C. ia a national organization which furnishes newspapers and adver- tisers with a strictly honest analysis of clrculation. Our circulation statistice are based upon this audit. This ineures protection against fraud in newspaper Alstribution figuw.es to both mpational and local advertisers. Perhaps 1t is a healthy symptom that the subject of women's clothes be thoroughly aired. Even Mussolini recently fell for the prevailing mode of pet antipathles and Issued an edict saying what the women of his tired in. If h it we venture should so The Herald fs on sale dally in New land should be at- at Hotallng's Newsstand, Times ;:;:n; Schultz's Newsstands, Entrance Grand Central, 42nd Street. S S S S NORWAY ENDS HER PROHIBITION Human nature, the world over, is very similar, For that reason it is interestitiz to read of the decision of the people of Norway to cease prohibition of alcoholic liquors by law and allow the teachers of tem- perance to attempt to win a moral victory over the demon rum. e can, as we search for an explana- tion of the movement, but accept the words of the Associated Press telling of the campaign of Premier Lykke against prohibition. attempts to enforce to say that he will test his admittedly great somewhat beyond the breaking But, as long as the world has nothing to worry | what the ladies are wearing it is powers point. about but not seriously ill. It has attempted a job for ftself in attempting up with the intriguing but a perfectly natural one. to keep sex, FREE TRADE AND WORLD WELFARE A group of internationalists, among which are listed Americans, ce trade | amorig nations of the world which indeed, | which will probably | erable ‘havfl issued a plea for fr Premier Lykke has contend- ed in public utterances that enforcement of the prohibition lJaw was impossible, and that the measure led to contempt and” disregard of all laws, to extensive smuggling and incite- ment to drink. Various organi- zatlons urged the dbandonment of prohibition on the ground that only the teaching of so- briety and temperance would be effective in eliminating the abuse of alcohol for beverage ‘purposes. Norway has evidently learned a lesson that this country has still to learn. How admirably the phrases accredited to the Premier sum up the situation in the United States. “Enforcement of the prohibition law was impossible.” It is impos- sible here? Tt seems so, despite the contentions of prohibition enforce- agents who go about the to | is, worthy of attention and cause consid- among those | seeking remedies for the ills of all | peoples on the globe. There is much truth in the points the plea makes, tariff walls which are so builded | that the products of one nation are kept from the people of another| discussion naturally deterrents of such things as world markets. It is perfectly obvious that one nation must sell to another if it wishes to have the money to buy from another. With the United States holding the money bags of the world it is ob- vious that it must spend some of that money with other nations if it wishes those nations to buy its products, for the tuture and pay bills of the past. It is an endless contract eredit circle, this credit and | trade system, much the same in its international ment country speaking called together in order that those | present might hear the words of cheer they wish to hear, that th cause in which they are interested is advancing. Their “inferiority complex” which led them to call for laws to prohibit alcohol be- cause they dld not wish it for themselves, their desire to govern by force and not by education, thelr wish to deprive those about them of the privilege of choice, all of their peculiarities are flattered by the astute politiclans who speak to them. Such is our politi- cal system. “The measure led to contempt and disregard for all laws, to ex- tensive smuggling and to Incite-| ment to drink"—another quotation from the Premier, via the clated Press. Unless our blindness is absolute we can lay a measure against and come 1o the’ same Congratulations suming of course that its legi tive body will the will of | his opinton. the people and officially withdraw |is the prim the prohibition law there. May that aspects as trade the baker maker is gatherings be- tween the butcher, and the candle | 10cal the stick 1t does not concern in the aspect. is understood that plea itself, with our tariffs and it is question- | able whether the American people would ever consent to the destruc- tion of the products from other countries en- tering this one. They probably feel | that they would have to adopt the living it competition And they do to frugally as the majority of foreign- ers. While they have the money ! they wish to spend it; they wish to ha more, barriers against all same conditions they of as exist abroad wished to meet | foreign worke not wish to live as ve an opportunity to earn even at the cost of Asso- | more for their necessitics, many of which would be considered luxuries abroad. conditions here President fon that Coolldge indust prefer a tariff as tion. He is unquestionably right in is of the conclusion. opt 1 workers and to Norway, as-|owners protec- regard of Selfishness, of course, of the shness is inher- motive back | preference, ex- | ent b of sel psychological reaction is in all of us more or less; in pected occur there. May the people | fact it may have prompted the ap- |as of the country, secure in the|peal for free trade from bankers knowledge that they are to be al- |and others. They wish to sce finar freedom of drinking | cial case between nations and they choose, en they the they choose, become broader, to break the lowed what have probably figured out the only less prone | liable they con- to get it laws and more ventually they will prove right, | to exercise be temperance than but the eventuality may be genera would otherwise. And gratulations that of the populace, It it trite breed a race of what they consider | p. tions off and does not concern this the weak sisters who endeavor to to remark that what is for £ood of all Christians by force, have scen the in the long run; that in unity of error of their ways, has a government to t jority the midst hat Norway or that Norway | purpose there is strength, even in W is willing this 1 | bound, uitimately, to affect all na- the | | widespread world. Bankruptey consider will of the ma- |, ct poverty in one nation is pccordingly de agents, From e ¥ | tions, and act of the enforcement of the sert, painted just fallure of or we salute 5 v would the choosi nmuni affect oasis |all other banks We will have in same com- QUESTION FOR THE Considerable | munity OF CLOTHES LADILES n 'HE it its turnir may have agitation i ancially, with But, thoroughly find us no in several communiti it until country over the qu shall and shall not be worn by the young students in And it is an agit the agitators Knickers on our- women, particularly of all who lementary sch b abant e lgn ekl with very few excep- let it about, nowhere, we willing to a schoolg rour the to think lef that 1 sons der years have been ru ¥ ure in the crisls order in the classroom ir munity. followed cussion. Not be ent in that tend school ir 15 There much o outdone a COUNCILMAN ZAPATKA WANTS| STREET SIGNS Councilr Zapatka 1 is Comr another community decides her an Frank has overalls. Not s0, says [ announced t¥ to the official 1 of ‘the school | ask the on Conneil, tonight More discussion. It may end, in to take steps to see that the Board paying | nations will be right | ¢ en- FactsandFancies | BY ROBERT QUILLEN of Public Works remedies t marking of stre He has hit upon a real ne req T not cause the enthusiasm it warrants he poor s about the city our opinion, though his By Robert Quillen e erowds on the stree all day when it comes the Councll, pos-| . = hen it comes to pos-| sl ‘Who sibly because of the extra expense to earn a living for that will be entailed by the [ w erection |them ? of new street signs and refurbishing | | erence between gery is in the of old ones. Of course the z a career hsence of adequate & liver. street signs at every corner of a well traveled thorough is not noticed b They live on a certain street, know their | way to end it In the b roots in at it lately. ginning, Nature had its lirt. But art has just got 7 tha residents of the dlstrick are.| Alas! there 1CCS AT | yialy, Mexico village choirs are church quarrels in the ¢ nd two-thirds of the and would not even cted no a new sign S e Thiey cannot be | g in eet benefit A commonplace job done Lynching; An atrocity their de- Killing: (1o by gangst be plainly | by amateurs. them not expected to be stro that the It would mand marked. at all. But New I visi intrue, but building cars ground increases the t sounds itain has many strang- | Darer , cor | turn ers ng it daily, salesmen for concerns which do business with the smaller retailers, guests of people living here, and so forth, practically it { | | | all of whom would appreciate were their way about the town made | It is notices the signs every profits ther another town occasionally in connec- | Traffic miles rig any easier. the visitor who time, and All of us who visit 1 was doin’ 1t in a cloud.” Tell ‘it to the by. wo hundred { tion with business or pleasure the advantages of proy placed markers, giving upon t the names of the streets. There every reason why should give to the strangers within out Success: The easy piekings eventually lead an American superior to America, . that | lize 1o feel | is A quart of moonshine, a car that will do eighty; and then some peo- 1l the climax “Fat we gates the opportunity to use similar ad-| Thieves stole $60,000,000 worth of cars last year and overlooked our old insured bus, darn ’em. vantages. The plan seems a small thing to | get excited about, but the city of | New Britain has semething in com- mon with the New | England in the desire to put its foot forward. tne England Council is making an deavor to bring to the attention of the erally th of | the district from several standpoints | in an effort to see that it is not de- | merited by the of | publicity from other sources. The | city can gain a modicum of adver- tising through the mouths of tran- at- Your life isn't a failure unless you'd hate like thunder to have to- | morrow be like today. remainder of Even now One reason why food see is because restaurant keepers in it for their health. s high aren’t ion gen merits Queen Ah, well; tention Marie wears long dresses, a queen can attract at- without trying. preponderance ents here by making the city tractive to the transients in every ) way possible. The advertising thus gained might not be of immediate | but the small The reason oratory once was pop- ular was because the orators had more sense than the listeners, benefit to the city, cost justifies the results in the long The reputation of many a| has been made or run. community de- | stroyed in the smoking compartment of a Pullman train where the trav- couples don’t share enough hardship to bind them close together, An impediment in his doesn't handicap a candidate Everyhody will think it static, speech | a ers for conversation | eling man gathers | a2 with his kind. | Growling rking space; wch longer that necessar 1 squeeze in somew becau staying when at Lere, THE MARRIAGE MARKET @ DECLINES Despite the normal population during 1924 it has been the cen- increase in | So you don’t like simple food? | Wel, a child with too many toys care a whoop about any of them figured out by officials at sus 1 fower couples married in 1924 than | | does that there were 46,606 | in the preceding year. Incidentally, rs 1804 and 1904, 1924 was the only year| Correct this sentence When I| pass other cars,” sald he, “it's hf-i cause I'm in a hurry and I feel no | elation.” (Protected by Publishers Syndicate) | 25 Years Ago Today . It wasn't known until teday that New DBritain had recently made a | contribution to the stage during the past few da: A show passing through here was able to secure two local colored girls to go with it, and ‘11\4 v put on a neat song and dance entitled “Is the Chicken a Bird?” This made a big hit in Waterbury but the mother of on¢ girl asked Chicf Rawlings to find her child and she has been ordered to return, Ry : 'x'hl. H'H",;( s’ union ]msluhmilélonm] : 5 | its plan of having one night off each | anity in the United States | oo, “mya posses objected and the | that may be drawn from the figures. | journeymen themselves could mnot becoming a of [ agree upon what night they wanted. | In tearing down the old Plainville el + o rensons | 4€DOt, workmen have come. across a rise upon he TEASONS | o5y o¢ the “Circle,” dated Sept. 1887, and containing an account of a ball game in which Plainville de feated Southington. The team w composed of Prior, Cowles, Hird, Harris, Belden, Judson, Caf- v, and Rooney. The New Britain Quartette observe its 11th annivers t in its rooms in Calumet President Paul Stoeckel will d | the address of welcome. rself, she is no more the cling- | conductor of the club, she is capable of earning a ‘ plano selection. hleiter’ orches- and | tra will furnish music for the after- | dinner dancing. The educational class work at the Y. M. C. A. was formally opened last | night. Professor Zollner rendered a vocal solo accompanied by E. L. | Morey. Mrs. T. L. Weed played the accompaniment to a solo by Mr. Ame The high school football team will met the Plainville Consolidated | eleven at Electric ficld tomorrow | afternoon and on Saturday will pl Meriden for the third time this s son. It is with the exception of the ye which has shown a decrease in the number of weddings. The preceding both of the above men- years tioned. periods were marked by fi- | nancial depressions, something not true in 1924 and there was a very good reason for less than the usual number of couples deciding to start | There ¢, also, 5,856 | s in 1924 than in 1923. | W married life. w more divore The total number of 1924 was 1,178,318 924 in 1923 and there were 170, divorces in 1924 165,096 in 19 The statisticlan weddings in | 1,223 against compared with | will in the unquestion- | comment | Are w nation bachelors? Possibly so. We may sur for the falling off in weddings, | | when their should have been more, |and doubtless all of us will have our | pet theories with which we will try | make fit. The modern woman, independent | to the figures club to- hall. liver - is, is probably one reason for | ned today, and anxious to buy marriages. She, the world of business man, witnessing m\! independence is probably reluctant the fear essing his suit in will not be able to give his all that she been accustomed to have Thi your own n one has are many reasons, pick ired out Twenty-five hu be mails, | stimated that 600 New | ain people attended the centennial celebration yesterday witnessed the torchlig the evening. It required | third-rail to take the peopl down the branch line, and the 16 car train took two hours to reach New Haven. Among those noticed in the parade of At- | torney Gaffney Older- | to protect of. hold- ve ordered the n after a serles nd | ion | ups, says a press dispatch | in five business litry must attracting a ble v at many it it of our tion ons is neces- ates wert and F. H shaw. Radio | be started | RADIO London, Oct. beam transmission next between | walt_ana Montreal the Daily Fxpress | that a protonged test I s sful that the ted regular BEAM TESTS ») is to B | have s0 successful in Corn to rta week min, according ich 56 as heen so | government has | license for a| Mg es will )m‘ | dispatched more than 100 words | per minute simultaneously in both | directions during 18 hours out of |24 partment of their trade, ar been ble to get away so easily. W that the move be number government will be of sor a provisional e service, ing the ies, 1t the anyone can stop the robl Angling associatlons in their fishing waters with millions of-baby trout. marines can g n\dl yearly | | | More power to them | The It's good for what One explanation of divoree is that | ¢ { poor un hop Maxson FoxiarL Junezs — Send all communications to Fun | Shop Editor, care 0f the New Britain Herald, and your letter | will be forwarded to New York. _— We For Can a seat it t Both dough, On the place For the All Sit On It, Folks! on the Stock Exchange all” a " but sakes, I'un Exchange we can buy a and “bunch of price of rin on a merry Anything To Please Box Office Manager u one in the third ro: Johnson: “Nope! I w “I can glve ant one in | the first row.” Manager: “Here's an I the stage manager a seat in th —J. chestra.” Gilchrist. THE COLD TUB (A Bathroom Ballad) By Geo Chappeil at is so fin kind you pop into, and with a ‘glub Then hop lightly in to rub?” (SO they “W duck out of, and start ay..SO they say..) :t women and chlldren and febbl ouled Turn on Hot' faucet, me - the ‘cold,’ of the peppy, the bath of bold! SAY..SO they SAY..) folk but give The joy the don't lRe my tip, ails you; .and pip.’ ’ .. 50 they say. it? take cures spavin (So they ) I've heard these here their cold er rot, I've spied on them, too, though haps I should not! NINE times out of ten turned on the “Hot"! (Hey. .hey .Hey. .hey!) birds, with they have The Reason v doesn’t Betty accept Doesn't she think he is old W to get married?’ ’ “Yes; but not old enough to stay married. —Grace L. Kaplers. DISCUSSING CURRENT IN THE SHOREVILLE GROCERY (Overheard by Leonard Hammar) Mr. Cackleberry—As I was sayin’, ighty good thing Ma. s goin’ to be governor as no more. 0ld Man Oatstz EVENTS ck—That's what it be! She got i ht smart lot of trouble over parolin’ that radio op- ator. Je cause she swum the zlish channel ain’t no sign she can run this here count 0ld Man Pucker—What do ya think of this feller Dempsey, any- way? I allowed all the time Old Man Oatstack—He's the head of the American Legion, ain't he? Well, I'll bet a chew of cut plug that is here Tilden car i of the ever since Williard! Mr. . Jerktas n' to this checker It's your move kin' of boxin—this here Helen Wills can beat Tunney or Dempsey or any of 'em! I don't care if he is black! Mr. C berry—Well, T still con- tend that Aimie Ferguson was the first one to swim the channel, even it was greased. , 1 allow that greasin’ her was a plumb fool- ish thing to do—think how easy a shark could ooze her down his stummick! he: le week he fought Frances are you game, Hiram! An’ at- or Fall and Winter styles for chan- nel swimmers! The Boy IS Clever My young nephew-was visiting me last summer and I had noticed that he was chasing a ¢ Being real busy I didn't pa attention. After a while I went into the par- lor and, to my surprise, T sav laying with } ad on the “Why, Billy, what on you doing with your head on kitty. that way?' 'I asked. I, Aunt Nel 't you This is my cat-o- ~\Irs. t is the “0! see? H. R. Fleming THE PI-¥ (Ezt 'ED POST OFFICE L Triplett, Postmaster) i inn:: “Anything for Ezra Postmaster:#*“Yep, T think the a check—an’ a letter with it ‘What 1 are ye in now?' * Ray Zinn: “Notk old Sheba, Whats “D _young urge N 2 say D lea always 1% 2 Tomb A K U 3 form.' The younger generation To say the least, are warm; You always have to write a check me, same R warm write H eck U 2 as an icy, cold tub? | To make a youth reform.’ * Knocks "Fm For a Goal! that 1 recites at Carter (captain of football team): “A triple threat!” —Philliy (Copyright, 1926 R orbidden) J. Ritterband production ANSWERED You can get an an question of writing to wer to any fac ation by the Question Editor, ew Britaln Herald, Washington 1322 New York nue, Washington, D. C., enclosing two cents in stamps for reply. Medical, legal and marital advice cannot be given, nor can extend: be undertaken. wil receive a personal reply. signed requests cannot be answered. All letters are confidential.—Editor. | Who was Manrique Gomez Manrique was a Span- poet, 1415-1491. Many of his best works we rediscovered 1885 and published by P: Melia in 1836. His contempor rested mainly on his in the Italianate style Mena and the Marquis his uncle.. - He also w and secular play, which are the first true dram. language, Q. What does “A Capella A. Itis from the I ins music, to be sung by a choir. Q. Where is the Avoca A. In Wicklow, Irel formed by the sub-tribu more and Avonbeg and for its sylvan scenery and Thomas Moore's well known lines his Irish Melodies published in 1779, Q. How does the new law read with respect to increased compen- sation for tubercul ex-service men of the World Wa A. “That any shown to have had tubercul discase of a compensable deg Wwhich in the judgment of th rector, has reached a condition of complete arrest of his dis reccive compensation of than §50 per month; provided, however, that nothing in this pro- vision shall deny a beneficia; the right to receive a temporary total rating for six months after di charge from a one year's period of hospitalization: Provided, further, that no payments under this pro- vision shall be retroactive and the payments hereunder shall commence from the date of the 3 Act or the d. a condition of the later date Q. Where will the total of the sun of April 28, 19 visible in the United S ? A. At the U. 8. Naval Observa- tory says: “The eclipse of the sun of April 28, 1930 will be visible as total along a track less than a mile wide extending from a point on the coast of California somewhat to the north of San Francisco through northwestern Nevada, where a maximum duration of one and one- half seconds is attained; and thence through Idaho, to the ¢ the mountains in south tana. On account in position, from which the avgilable date are not entir this short total eclipse ma in the event not to be total Q. How wide Penr avenue in Washington, D. C.? A. 160 feet, Q. When y first made A. Distilled liquors, of whiskey is one, date back to the tenth century, although the exact date is not known. The art of distilling liquors was first men- tioned by an Arab physician of the tenth century, Albukassen by name, Q. ish | | | ry ctio verse Juan de Santillana, te a secred dic of | me It i s Avon- | for in 02 x-service a not le: eclipse ing among western Mon- best is vania and where was wt ke: which —Ella Dinsmore Alice: “What do you call a girl st a in | fame among | in the Sp. .n>h‘ ? | month famed | person | of small errors | rove | t all” | U3g All Records BroKen for Sales e though the invention is attributed “ How old is she? by some to the northern nations. “ A will be Q. Is water ttening? | November of this A. Drinking is good fiye feet, two inc he fligestion and is helpful, 112 pounds, has blonde than fattening or other eye Q. How many s How many bones has a horss, s a result of t} and bira? total of horse has 191 bones, ox, 2 270; dog 265; hird 161, “harleston in« She 22 the first of vear. She is tall and welghs hair and for Q. or lig A, fact tting heavi {he | troduced by d A At the Ir atior rs of Dancing st, 1925. Which is the » or the m he Heav that it is continu meteoriec matter. Q. What tween “gross” A exce ceon 1y of receiving | | Maste at ~ | Ohio, Q | malc oyer/[ 1 is the differcnce L and “net profits? | Aleonaer le gorilla? male gorilla. the “Gross profits” re of receipts from cxpenditures for purc profits” is tt surplus rema jafter all nec ry deducti | interest, tra ion, ove | bad debts, ete. Q. Did the Army No. ers to tl s sales Observation On The Weather Jack during He Goyernment the la d? nciuding Dempsey serv the World employ: T Washington, Oct. for Southern New ight; Thu Forecast England: Rain partly cloud, much change in temperatur h to strong southeast wi this afternoon, shifting to northwest late tonight. Ce itions: | disturbance of I increased moved rapidly Virg 1. 1t the ntral a sippi valley and 1 region and Middle Atlantic ecticut An area of QWi center in the wor! Chicago, district. What is the a radio operator? A, In commercial | they ve from $90 hen stationed on merclia addition to a. etateroom | At commercial land | operators receive $100 to per month. The ince | a radio operator th vernment ranges from to $1,400 per annum. What, is not cago fre: aver The southwestward rday morning i and ward to West producing rain in northern Missis- castward over the Ohio Valley ites to Con- high pres< e cxtent overspreads the the Mississippl and generally lower cast of the A tropical dis- ng the Gulf stern end of the rec ¥ in i s in and meals | stations, | 300 en! in v | the Iliteral sure of “Omeg: ? | is the 24th and last| a the seventh vowel in the alphabet equivalent to lon figuratively : the : we old is Rich and what rd Dix, the | mount h street, | movie dress? actor his wor for th unecttied showery weather Addre much change in temperature, wvenue and B Long Island City, New York test road ma- Q. How long must a person Who | terials by building a two-foot road has served in the U. 8. Army and | gnd using a revolving machine on it. has been a resident of the U d | . States for a great many years, wait to apply .for final | papers after declaring h | to becon citizen? less {1 s, Par ot seven fore an appl two nor mor years must clapse be- cant can apply for h final papers after a continued hon fide residence in thi Q. What makes ve a bitter taste? Is there any anger in using them? A. They are probably old. F boiling them about five minutes will remove some of the bitterness. They are not harmful as food. | Q. Mow tall is Laura La Plante and what is the color of her eyes? sweet peppers | ste Forlnf Invalids, Nousishing--Digestible— No Cooking Tha Home Food-Drink for All Age TOME CONVENIENCES ¥ cs that can bo made and all expen briefly, is the content of our bulletin offering to this newspaper. binet; a fireless cook ‘0 box or bread folding Ironing boa rator, how and a convenlent clear . ections for > i the bulletin. If you want it, w ¢ the coupon below and mail as directed: HOME CONVE! 1322 a CLIP COUPON HERB 1S EDITOR, Washington, w York Avenue, Wj D. Bureaw, N. B. Herald, ston, t a copy of the bulletin, e cents In loose, unc: HOME CONVE ncelled, U. S. p d enclose here- fi stamps or coln for | NAMEB ADDRESS cuuoees DTN NN IOy - CITY tsaseevantsveanss s BTATH I am a reader of the HERALD, — — — s — s e THE FAMILY ALBUM—DECIDING ON A MOVIE By GLUYAS WILLIAMS GLUTAS WILLAHS SAYS HOW ABOUT THE WHOLE. TAMILY GOING EXCLAIMS HERE WE ARE A 600D COWBDY PICTURE, JUST WHAT HE LIKES. TINDS HE'S ONLY MEMBER OF TAM 1Y THAT DOES LKE THEM GETS PAPER AND READS OFF TIMLES OF TWOTIMS WHICH WILFRED HAS TO THE MOVIES TONIGHT BOTH OF WHICH MUDRED ~ SEEN HAS SEEN READS OFF TWO MORE, 5RY5 WELL HERE'S ‘ MOON MADNESS’ AT THE 6EM. WIFE THINKS SEATS AT THE "GEM ARE TOO UN~_ COMFORTABLE P g A N ASKS WELL HOW ABOUT RERDS OFF SIX MORE TINALLY AGREE ON HAR- RALPH RASBRY IN TLES NONE OF WHICH RY MCLOON IN ¢ GREAT ‘LOVING LOVERS' ARL HEARD BECAUSE TAM- GUNS® AND FIND ITIS 1LY 15 ARSUINS WHAT THEY NOW 3,15 AND THEY SAW RALPH RASBRY IN LAST. COULDN'T GET SEATS ANYWAY yright. 1926. bv The Beil Syndicate, Inc.

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