New Britain Herald Newspaper, August 18, 1926, Page 6

3 NEW BRITAIN DAILY HERALD, WEDNESDAY, AUGUST 18, 1926. be renewed confidence | distresstul occurrences but vanish in there such Let that will the New Britain Herald| HERALD PUBLISHING COMPANY lessen and all future. THE DAY OF DENIAL FOR PRESIDENT Seldom has a President States Issued Dally At Herald Bldg., (Sunday Excepted) 67 Church Street. SUBSCRIPTION RATES % $3.00 a Yea $2.00 Three Months. | 5c. a Month. | of the | | United made more denials in one than those preferred by Mr. denial day Coolidge yesterday. FEvery | its face value, | doubt at be what Entered at the Post Ofice at New Britaln | taken c Mall Matter. | - tere and there the can no President knew he was deny TELEPHONE CALLS Business Office 925 Editorial Roome . 926 {ing. of that The the denials no those sorts u main result in future of not will be have doubt The only profitable advartising medium o the City. Circulation books and prese | room alwaye open to sdvertisers. plans various will who way be so presidential co- the made aware of the plans. Take the that were planning a pool of $100,000,- claim before quick to Member of the Associated Press. operation President is Ihe Assoclated Press is exclusively en- titied to the use for re-publication of all news credited to it or not otherwise credited In this paper eand also local news published therein. report bankers 000 for loan purposes on farm X sroperty. Member Audit Bureao of Circulation. | PFOPETY he A. B. C. la a natiopal organization | mhe plan, at which furnishes newspapers and adver- | o jsérs with a strictly honest e lly!:l of | ibl The President, of course, may c lation _statistice Y protection against traud 1n vl:ew.'nnx\ar e distribution figures to both national and ocal ndvertisers. least, sounds plau | plan still may exist isted the minds of Thomas | W. Lamont of J. P. Morgan & Co., { Otto Kahn of Kuhn, Loeb & Co., leading New ex- in in_New Times sale dally he Herald is om r Newsstand, York at Hotaling's Square; Schults's Newsstands, Entranc irand Central, 42nd Street. {and ‘“other York bankers.” It turns out hasn't done and in event, stand before Mr. such that Coolidge any co-operat- STORM SEWERS AND CITY'S DEBT It belng generally admitted that the city needs an improved storm question af- ng; no doubt would not “co-operating any e | | the coun- Wall any try as with street.”” or giving its bankers he or system, the Can water sewer | reason think the to was sponsoring lending his favor. Messrs. natirally the clty ford to construct Comes Enginee Willlams with hat thé city is indebted so close to its limit that sufficiently new indebtedness to pay arises: schemes, in- this necessit their the same, fluence in But all nd Lamont forward City the statement Kahn about to help the getting them further in may be serious bond grand scheme farmers by debt. Some for an im- proved storm water sewer system is out of the question. The is of the the right in the perhaps $1,000,000. Building modern storm high. . Whether Britain rfeed vicinity of a be a matter of opin- somebody Wil to help getting them out time has not yet think farmers debt, but day the of arrived. el opinion | 0f @ scheme Kkind of job would cost | bY ana | that vicinity THE COOLIDGE D ON MEXICO President CISION sewe a system comes p The decision of that the reason to Cool- States had SadNew “would cost in the dollars may fon. Perhaps some careful estimat- such million United no interfere in the do- mestic affairs of Mexico was as an- The Pr could to any con- ticipated. dent ing would shave down the price. Of ‘the city’s bond situation more definite information is known. | ctusion. When Mayor Weld went into of- | Were fice he reported a margin of $i.- 031,922.82 bel issued 1 the scarcely come otlier Only menaced in case Americans could this country legally make objection. 1t nation between bonds is a serious matter for $6,007,835.- to make demands upon an- aft any an bond limit of other in domestic We in 80. relation to 1t that -this would not tolerate balance is quite apparent must be used very care- |such rferenice from any other for and merely because be fully and only appropriated power, B to larger and Mexico those projects which are absolute- | happen more Iy indispensible to the city’s wel- | powerful than does not in the underlying principle. could change In fare,” the mayor commented addition, no good attempted the his message to citizens. ac- L than from such The inter- United demand upon Mexi- little dollars balance Py R crue more for there is only a a million ference. moment bond purposes, it is equally r- | States made ent that the city could not 11 bond itself to the limit storm Yet tbout ry|co regarding its unwarranted re- w for a ligious intollerance the entire popu- lation of Mexico, it is pointed be sewer at this time. out something ought done | by diplomats, would a unit it. cellars of to be such foreign interference; Calles the to any against and the The city cannot permi taxpayers to be flooded regime especlally be tendered luring every severe skorm. would not in least inclined to agr advice. Nothing but war could bring about the —_— e YMPATHY IN ADVERSITY that 8! the desired result; and Awmeri- h an accident which took place at the plant of Landers, & infortunate Su as can nation would think a long time before entering upon an expensive Frary Clark belongs to those | war over a religious question. occurrences which no in Mexico still tight Religion is not the faithful they umount of foresight und care are faithful, and sceme” able to eradicate from the are holding Y5 theln possibilities of our industrialized what the decree, their church regardless of re- existence gime in power may The The average person fears greatly thrown into falth. Transcript, iifficulties way will be The o handle dynamite or nitro gly- overcome with cerine; vet in our daily tasks Catholic pub- mighty forces are constantly under |jished in Hartford and regarded as ontrol and work and take all When. wé usc ing known stant. death sta it for us the mouthpiece of Catholic thought New England the most as a matter of course. in this part of and, the bottled light- | in fact, one of important 1= electric curkent in- | Catholic publications fn the United ks anyone who by States — printed an outspoken with iceident. eomes into contact editorial upon the Mexican situa. demand the President there. The Transeript the “demand.” President he multitude of live wire tion and the 1bout When us. f 1 rfere we u team directly for B deprecated lunguage employed iny enture m purpose the slig mi in the wy mean an explosion the had had good if any in- ther Mods hollers or pipes tentions to use his offices in mechanical — engineering cuted Christians beha the per as mads these com he would forced to of The the itively safe and chronicle x- and delay action in face ption 1o \ccid the made him request upon rough The ir use wrong and the Transcript may ympathy ot the K. of right; or I in mdan o wrong and the Transcript right, were victims of the Lan-| But whichever way right or wrong »sion, and to ftheir fami 1 the may lay, it is clear that Amer- ) stricken down {jcan government cannot tell Calles performing their | where to head in without running risk o tous trouble The Transeript, however, closed ts editorial with a strong para- truth of which can gearcely he denied Columbus ves The of themse church After ment, it will be it even for the most the as they Knights were for and *atholic speaking for the United St their pro- ccent years to reduce or L nounc exceedingly minimize industrial T aifli malicious Ameriean Hicrarchy been throughout the nation, and It for t . revilers of have claim- considerable o elaim season and of season f Columbus of the much to hope but ng in tire A he volee vps of This Knights o ind trumpet United Stat viewpoint 1s creditable oc- ! i the imination spite such bish- currences as just chronicled in e heir to it being con city, it i t jumber and The current to the view has s antly reduced. Manu- | the Catholic charch aciurers are eager to reduce the Knights of Columbus and men when annual Iy been altogether too among their séouraged industrial ? toll most s certair crities of that clusively the latter organization representy the-church b5 ey The Transcript. an organ record, | of the fatholic church, is at pains re No be a need 4 an occasional it ex- disaster occurs constantly improying Ll .!Lhn | speaking, but | and claimed that to show that the K. of C. is not regardless of how may be afliliated doctrine when church, closely it with church and practices. Consequently the supreme | convention of the K. of C. at Phila- | delphia made the demand upon the the United States it Catholic church the K. of C. The were entirely President of was not the Kaceys, of course, rights American within their in demanding the and did who action by govern ment, as American cit so Zens believed they had | srievance. The shared that could unavoidable conclusion s | by numberless no demand the United States make, following a Cutholics, request for action by American would have with been recefved by Mex- ico and nothing but good grace, a worse situation would have resulted. Mexico the will be there The Catholics in will get along regardless of tion. They the persecu- long after Calles regime has gone out of | powers | rmuv s d ot | OPEN TROLLEY CARS | HAD MERITS If closed trolley cars during the | summer time are an improvement | over the older open cars which were in use during the hot months, | why it company furnishes special cars for is that when the trolley outings that open cars are always furnished? The special car outing business of the company | ously solicited, one has been assidu- and scarcely a day | passes that or more such special cars do not wend their way over the company's tracks from the And > used. city. in every instance open | cars a If open cars are considered the proper thing for outings, why not thing for gencral street the the proper car traffic during summer? There was a time when the trolley companies afl city runs, and on intercity runs too, had open cars on for that The companies had one for use in winter and the during the sum- matter. two sets of cars other set for use This caused a double invest- it | made more moncy the mer, s true, but the companies than they do to- for ment, day with one set of cars regular use only. | one devised comforts and cool- A ride No busses vet the can com- pete with | ness of the on the ing open cars. 3ristol and Plainville the summer time, on which open cars are still used, is a cool and pleasant experience, no mat- ter how hot the day. SCIGARET” Just the ufacturers because clgarette to advertise man- continue their products as garettes” in- stend of of language We gram” the shortening “eiga this word in the lags invariably of instead now spell “pro- instead “programme;” catalog” “catalogue; “technic’ instead of “technique; Egkimo' instead of rimaux;” Gl L oro” instead of borough” in many sections where these subdivisions are part of the map. But “cigarette,’ With its two silent and uscless letters, sticks merely because the man- facturers thereof seem to insist upon taking up as much space as possible. But let shorter form and the art advertising the it likely one is quite others will follow. that all PRESIDENTIAL AND JOLSON iecounting for THE SUITE There is no tastes. There is of known Al Jolson, for instance, one the stage comedians who Is by name fo almoest in this 1 markable every person o0ad land, due to the ability of his press agents Jolson came back from Europe of the trifle of in the presidential suite Loviathan, paying 2 ' for the privilege. The advertising he it h cost got out of the and by should was wo money rights the come out of his ndve The three ising appropriation he s all public learnec in b opt all three chairs, The aind sat in wasy that 1t oceupying only difference vasn't President Jolson and in the had the beds sitting Jolson the price to pay suite; and if he had not occupied other bloated eitizen would had kes al suite aboard ship. som¢ have the privilege the r more th; 00 to be esident in the presiden- tial 11 m To find a dwelling feet over he building, line Bullding But shocked Tuspector Ruther- ford the shock was not as the of moving it back the great cost will be to awner. The textile industry in Connect cut only “picked up,” but It ame (hing occurs in Massachusetts is_rounding itself out; or merely mean that year and pros- has not is moving rapidly ahead the it may more evidence that pros. perity perhaps it | this is an election may 2l ohservers | line dur- | American | have | perity simply has got to be made to look 1 | e dropping out Prosperous. never heard of children or univer- cause they cannot dre But if that parents of school | sities 8 as | well as the others, the than ever oceurs are more to blame the childr The ington story about the Send all eommunications w0 Fun | Shop Editor, care ©0f the New | || Bricain Herald, ana your letter | { will be forwarded to New York. and cherry tree may be a myth, as onc educator declared; but it isn't the only myth that does some good. And besides. the myth | o is not to teach patriotism, but “"i\\nul {o Keep Cool? the Fall To pull down the sunshade’s the hot weather rule, under the fun and keep out the stir, more important that | mpers keep cool | So down with the fun-shade, | humor's fun whirr! | | Here's How, teach value of truth, Does Jack Dempsey necd all that preliminary publicity or s it a| LS ; bona fide contention? lots there in (T is bic; ates, Most estimated are 2,000,- the United FION IS Should Have! operated by | Auseum Guide:,“This is a mount- on pedalling a ed deer and over there vouthful lives. |Specimen of mounted bea e | “How INT-rusting! £ it to ride to |woy any mounted policeman?” | and from places of employment. Jts —Mrs. L. E. Grosset. chict cles in use i with the total of them are youths who insist bicycle in their Workingmen are s Have advantage lies add to And another advantage s that attention in that it A CHANCE TO PERPETUATE Daughter of the American Revol- ution Takes Action Editor and Pri Dear Editor =1 | T'm writing you | With some slight trepidation, | 25 YGGTS Ago Toz{ay Because 1 wish to make it clear | That this communication ! | Ts not official, but is just | Christian Volg, who lives at 169 |An offer from a distance [Greenwood street, met with a bad |From reader friends who'd accident last night and is laid up at | cive his home today. Mr. Volg is em-| womanly assistance | ployed at P. F. Corbin's and he | has his cye upon one of the new tenements which Clayton A. Parker |1s building. Last night Mr. Volg and | wife visited the house. It was dark | when they coming out, Mr. Volg had ngle match and he lighted his wife down the stairs. |When lhie attempted to follow in the dark he lost footing and fell down the flight and continued into the cellar. He was badly bruised and | generally battered, and his wrist was fractured. it "H"HY\‘. brate doesn't street congestion. A ems to be bieyele riders pay_ very little to traffic signal like Some | Some of us of the D. A, R.,— | You know. the Revolution, | Think for your marriage problem that found a nice ther were We've In our solution group 's a sweet Though poor and without dower, Can promptly trace her lincage Righ hack to the Mayflower! a girl A like that conld give you, Undoubted social stand : And fo your children, what a gift, Above price, you'd be handing! They might not take much pride in| you. But sure Shall wife sir, ntral Labor union its arrangements cele- Tabor Day. tary Jame has written to the Business- | men's association asking that the |stores close, but the merchants are inot in accord on the matter and ft !will have to be taken up s(‘pm‘i\(ol,\'] th each storekeeper. to con- Sect Dyson wonld in mother! irrange an interview? Yours truly, MRS. SOUTHER. we Captain Griswold of Co. T left | | this morni Watch Hill, R. I.| Boss: where he is working for O. F. Cur- |off tis. [ Mr. and Mrs tertaining Mis Che Mass. Frederick C. [North & Judd month's ples west. He will visit places in North and and will take in the tions which are located tion. Fxplained / ‘So you want the afternoon eh? Going to your grandmoth- |er's funeral, T suppose Office Boy: “Oh, no; going out to caddie for her.” g for 2. Alex are en- | Goldberg of Har: tussie sea ! Leslie Morrison. Monier, contractor at | left today on a | trip through the the historical South Dakota Advantages of learning the Charleston: Kicking the Pulman bed | |sheets loose on a hot summer night! HOME AGAIN BLUES iian sy Ry Sylvia Matterson | in that sec.| Davenport — Have a good time on | your vacation .old man? Clark — I should say T did! Ow! |Don't shake hands with me! My hands are blistered from pumping up tives. Yes, T had a great time, let o tell you. Bridgeport [ pavenport claims to have made a flight of half |gj—_ a mile Wednesday morning in Fair- | cpapk field with Andrew Collie and James [y. ehoulder! Dickie as spectators. He was helped |iavent you any in building the contrivance by Prof. Tl 6f iy aym lika thativBot Langley of the Smithsonian institu- B, catoflt | Yeah, T had tion and by Prof. Andree. If this 18|, fime, T—say! Don't light that true, Whitehead really has a fIVIng | cou e Viv lungs can't stand it! machine, | Davenport Lungs can't stand sure Jnmes Henderson has been elected sretary of the Y. M. C. A. wheel club to succeed C. C. Perry, who has resigned. Gustave Whitehead s¢ 9x T'll bet you aid! Say, — Ouch! Don't slap me on Sun-burn, man! sense? Hey! Don't take son Observation On The Weather | wshington, Aug. New En: Thure No, they're filled up with | Clark—2 that! Quit that, Oh, my dust! Quit What Clark—You grinned like the judge did when he gave me ten days for speeding. Oh, my nerves! T'll go crazy! Davenport — 1 suppose vou're | \bout ready to go hack to work? Clark —— Work! Work! Now T am {going crazy! Gr Drive slower, Cloudy tonight and Thursday; prob- |Bill, dear! Woof, woof! Be careful, ably showers in south portion to-|this is a curvel Grrr! Wow! Watch night much in tem-|for the erossing. Bill, dear! Bow! perature; winds, | Wow! Wow! Call an ambulance! T feel something coming on!! now? just 15.—Torecast nd: Cloudy v N W for Southern tonight and light showers on the not much change in fresh northeast winds. probabl coas! rature, south tempe Forecast for Fastern New York change northeast not fresh Conditions: Very heavy showers occurred during the past 24 hours from Michigan southward to red show- ey 1f Popular Songs Were o Miustrated Tennessee an E ers in nearly of the greatest ight all other syuctions east | Mountdins, The amount ¢ rain reported was 4.50 inches ut Detroit, Michi- gan. Cloudy and unsettled weather prevails this' morning in all sections of the Mississippi rive The | pressure areas are moving rapidly ud causing frequent changes in the weather. Moderate tempers tures continue along the northern border from Montana to Maine. Conditions favor this vielnity unsettled weather not much in temperatu Rocky for change LADY STRATHCONA DIES Prominent English Away at London, Ang wnd the former dic Passes Lady Mount Itoyal, | Lord Strath- commissioner her 73d Stratheona Jaughter cona, @ for Canada, of la high today 1 in year ady garet Stratheona w ). Howard, rec death 1014 Alexa the par M, iving tather father, Mar- her | in | & ¢ on t of her Her Smith, | London Donald raised in Sir | later | cy, played a| t in Canada for| ihe last cen- | IN KLASS AT KRAZY KOLLEGE sl (Conducted by Judy) i imudian house of | Teacher: “Mr. Jacks, if you were commons and later being appointed |28 funny as you think you are, you igh commissioncr Brit | wouldn't need any more education— & ot you conld almost be principal of I In 1922 wave | Krazy Kollege. If it's a natural gift {100,000 Me- }\\'i!h you, tell v bout it, using the e | Word ‘heredity." W |A. Jacks: “141 think Il write humor for money: 111 wrote to my cousin, Jim Taft, london Press|,y,g the jetter T wrote was so funny Strathcona tried 10 |mya¢ whenever heredity laughed.” | s b Ahe | —Ida J. Ritter. | reiendship of siv father for own father when the latter was | Scottish to Canada immense for- “Brown Ejyes Why are You Blue?” der to | prominent many tury, urin becoming a member of ment in the € o in Great dominion Strathicona to Sir James attempt Lo save Charles foreed Lady pounds in an firm which doors. Th Grigor | banking | MeGrigor | | to of Sir wis close its that the sald Lady save bank memory Jame KRAZY KINDERGARTEN (Conducted by Dusty) Teetcher: “Jenny, is it true wat I herd — that you nocked your poor 3 old ant down the back steps?” was first carried into| Jen Know: “No, its a big story — er, in the 16th cen-|J jutht kicked one of heér crutches land she fell down by herself, and be- the wh emigrant mad | re he his Christianit Japan by Xa | tury. e e et a fine| | ha | doesn't give a darn. sides, it was the frunt stepth.” Teetcher: “That's all rite then — recite ‘Hiawatha.’” Jen Know: “Thith mopning 1 thpilled ink fatherth panth Apdskicked my granma old and gray, But my conthinth ith perfeckly cleer becawth Hiawatha good gerl the retht of the day.” on —T'red Caronia. (Copyright, 1926. Reproduction Forbidden) Factsand Fancies BY ROBERT QUILLEN BY ROBERT QUILREN Humor wit in the originates in the spleen. heart; | Ah, well; Americans also growl |like thunder about paying their war debt. Every year more people get col- |lege educations, but you can't no- tice much difference. more, it just proves that you used {darned poor judgment. It is a unfit. Now if only learn the knack. is the stork Long didn’t ed. T dollar ago, one-half the know how the other half 1 hat was before the era of down. Nature doesn't next day, as you and scratch. seem sit at The tragedy of ignorance is still safe if she | on at sixteen, her nose, She's freckles but if think you | Independence is fine; of | don't care what peoplé at all. | now is because they know they | have just as much sense as the| leaders. ‘ | | urges his wife to ns he wants When man be a good sport, he me | It isn't good driving that saves a fool, but the fact that others have good brakes and give him gangway. | | The result in inevitable. The more the ladies fix up to catch men, the less men try to catch the ladies. | Novelty affords the kick. Perhaps | man will get accustomed to sin and | find it a bore. It is all right to sympathize with | criminals, You can be decent to a | mad dog without taking the muzzle oft. The good part of striving on and on to get around in 72 is that you'll still be going around at 72. Self-respect is the quality that makes the other fellow's vice an innocent pleasure when you ing dulge in it. Correct this sentence: “When my husband is sick,” said she, doesn't act the calf as other do.” men Kaffir natives in Portuguese East Africa have orchestras composed solely of drums and xylophones. seem | “he | | (Protected by Publishers' Syndicate) It you don't love your wife any| fine idea, to keep out the | reseroirs are built, will | containing | lecting a se grand your desk | has its | of complacency. | and | sound QUESTIONS ANSWERED | You can get an answer to any gueslion of fact or information by | writing to the Question kditor, New Britain Herald, Washinglon | Bureau, 1522 New York avenue, | Washington, D. C., enclosing two | cents 1o stamps for reply. Medical, legu) and marital advice cannot be given, nor can ecxtended research be undeggaken. All other questions will recefve a persomal reply. Un- signed requests cannot be answered. All letters are counfidental—Editor. What is the | average capacity | of storage tanks in oil fields? A, Storage tanks contain from ,000 to 10,000 barrels; tank forms contain 0 to 55,000 barrels and |an $0,000 barrel tank form is being | buitt. In California, concrete one of them as 4,000,000 as rrels of oil. Q. What will ains from a white k the stain in alcohol. s the song “Comin’ Thru refer to a ficld ot grain? The reference is to the Rye river in Scotland and the basis tor the song is the old custom of col- toll of kisses when men and women passed each other cross ing over the stepping stones. Q. We aper wheels ever used railroad equipment? A. For a while sonle passenger cars were equipped with Allen com- pressed paper-cored wheels which made them ride easier. Their use been discontinued on account | the increasingly heavy cquip- | ment and improvement in iron and | steel whe The paper cored | were intended to deaden and were never used in equipment or locomotives. How are needles made? A suitable wire & cut into two needles. These are much | ba remove iodine dress of on wheels freight Q. A lengths of you, they soon stop thinking of you | collected into bundles, slightly soft- ened by heating, and make them perfectly s pressed to raight. The; The reason followers are less loyal | are pointed at both ends by & grind- stone, and the eyes punched by dics, | after which they are broken apart. Then comes the polishing, temper- | ng and the grinding of heads into hape. | Q. What is the difference be- i to cut up without getting lectured.|tween a university and a college? | A. In the United States the words have been used interchange- ably and some institutions that are nominally universities have stan- dards lower than those of others called college There is a general tendency, however, to restrict the of the word university to fnsti- tutions offering non-professional in- struction bevond the bachelor's de- gree and having affiliated profes- | sional schools. Q. When a bullet goes through the brain does it cause pain? A. The brain itself is insensible to pain. It is from the nerves out- side that the impression of pain is | carried to the brain. The answer | to the question depends u\lix'c!)l use CARE OF FOOD The housewife who fs “on he give her family good food, in proper p: sorved, but that she can do nome of t practices the science of protecting all s and consequent danger to th s it prope There are way: \ds of foodstuffs, including th Washington Burean has prepared the “ins and outs” of all tho the coupon below and mail our Ing her Fill out upon what part of the brain the bullet enters. ' If the bullet couid enter without injuring the nerve there would be no pain. Q. What is the address of Will Hay A City. Q. 469 Fifth Avenue, New York Is the dog “Peter the Great” &till in the movies? A. He was shot in the throat carly in June during an argument {over police dogs between three dog fanciers. He died a couple of day® later, Q. How far is Spokane, Wash- ington, from New York City A App | Q. Can you give | rthyme about days for marrying? A. Marry Monday, marry wealth, Marry Tuesday health, Marry Wednesday, day of all; Marry Thursday, crosses; Marry Friday, losses, Marry Satur all Q. What rank in the American Cabinet corresponds to the office of Prime Minister of Krance? | A The office of Prime Minister lin the French cabinet has no cor- responding rank in the American cabinet Q. | | matgly 2,860 miles. me the old for marry for the best marry for marry for no luck at To what extent do Filipinos | have self-government? | A, AN clective offices are filled ¢ the nativ The salaries of all chers and officers are paid by the *hilippiné government; even the of the governor-general, is $20,000 a year plus ex- maintenance of his palace, an occan-going vacht, seven auto- mobiles, a retinue of servants, and secretarie: The governor-general, American, appointed by the | president, is the connecting ling bhé- tween Philippine government, United States. The Philip- legislature can overrule his veto, but in such case, the president of the United States can veto it finally and the Philippine legisla- ture cannot override the veto of the president of the United States Also the Congress of the United States can annul any act of the Philippine legislature, Q. What is the compensation for the widow of a World War veteran? A. Widows of veterans who died of infuries received in the service or of disease of service origin are en- titled to compensation of $30 per month for the widow, $40, for the widow with one child and siv dol- lars additional for each child after the first one. The children must be minors and unmarried. Q. What is Soho? A. A square in London, once a fashionable part of the city, dating back to the time of Charles II. In days it was known as King's Square. Q. What name John? 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