New Britain Herald Newspaper, April 24, 1926, Page 6

] NEW SPANISH WAR MEMORIAL Due to an unexpected inc the r of taxes insurar | T cks the clty DISAGRELMENT The tantly Or JUDGES New Britain Herald HERALD PUBLISHING COMPANY se in Lowell ( ind on dmits apparently finds it-|are notoriou tewued Dafly (Sunday Excepted) At Horald Bldg., 87 Church Btreet to finance the cost|ignorunt people, proposed memorlal to veter lors SUBSCRIPTION RATES 00 & Year. $2.00 Three Months 16c. & Month. Entered at the Po as decond Class sh-American w to Willow B and mc main ¢ nur will not only honor the memorles of | !; rk. T | | Ofice at New Britam | ! veterans of this war but Mall Matter. { tly heautify entra park and thus be of TELEPHONK CALLS s Busness Office 25 Editorial Rooms .... 926 permar value to citf the p budget wa te During riod w! pruning tentative nain the board of finunce | The only profitable mdvertising mediur in the City.. Circulation booke an otess room aiways open to adve occupation o as {f ial, wation Member of the Associnted Press. The Associateq Prees s excluvively er titied to the ure for re-publication of all news credited to 't or not otherwire credited In thie paper wnd aleo loca news putiished berein. Cireulntion o Member Andif Barean o 'ne A. B. C. i 8 natloral whic® furnishes newepnpers and a tsers with & etrictly honext analye sirculation, Our circulation —tat) are based upon thir audit. This insu protection agaluet fraud In DOWEDSDC! | thing of guch Aistribution figures to both oational and | loca) advertisers. um to pay permanent beg en a notable deg the The imous imity in connection with Hernld York at_ Hotaling's Square; Schultz's Grand Central, ¢ The from its inception. 1 committee was in a Street o, the work of K. Pe Hammond camp | judges in favor of the | ,p Architect | Coming down rry; and members of H e TOMORROW WE | likewise | the BEGIN of saving Iy were unanimons the cd it, was at p in in New York, for Appeals plenty to be the and plan | s to empha- | , but had to pruning $500,- | of finance claring the mit S memorial runn s ot cept- ol and ¢ It so h Secretary tween this c ountry ize it was not oppose European nations. ilong wi matters while b ng the privilege. " we push 1o longer menaces the pru-‘ clacks for- |, S il sct in view of the unexpected re. ‘ Former ould preven the ot. Now such | fye treati hes, Who s a former member o negottated great lawyer the T fund i and the to build the | juring its finan, along UPOR |y ie poing the wl(qt ome, city 1s able | rome court; and it that 1 the the {itl tech- | Htaod memorial without 1n- | jiicaly pon standard | 2 UpE tiated roll “let's go certain law TALE OF TWO VIEWPOINTS ds the the courts. The Circuit Court farmers are p is believed, apparent! prohibition the an enforcement ac those living in the | treatics can be uphel and wine in [0 o S The decide is fore the dead-line stipulated in the t will time cllities hour; no to manufac cider trip ance and are doir it. ad la to worry | court to finally Oor C is public Clne soil-tillers w to 'the law in the case, aboi in the | make this unneeessary where facllities for such & this | Gl mentary occupation are Ing the enforcement act s, d here content 0 so, acts of Co (T M | o {he equily of the law add § tly minus, found unconstitutio veryo o everyon loes not meet 1 appro does not as a rule with gen- | al, although that regard law Some exalted quires a plenitudo of diverss folks i glancing at the “pub- e filoy S I and abstract lic" time-pieces. interfere with the to vell valiant light-saving time has come and the they have of home-i prac- final dec ons, CLE dicial opinions, somectimes, farmers to The through 1 »n by the rhost the stract” fi ost I . ! farmers' admit or; to locate “cold, exalt their spokesmen, have cnate committee they are | isfied to let t NUTMEGGERS the old ronr duction law re- | . A certain amount of | Repr of and in self-satistaction is house at th e ttitude, Cen 479,000 of the the will their position at 1 lelphi W adquarters fo the from this standpoint greatly Connecticut reports to provide a tion moved to grounds, and the the 1 wir rm popu meg visitors on last ye wets will no dot number | bo appreciated by st residents as go the Vol- cracked to think Contribution of not what it is colonial architcetu THI: RIFF World, there place nial have | Philadelphia; 000 French | environs glory 0 TRAVELERS and 104,000 o two BRITAIN DAILY HERALD, SATURDAY, APRIL 24, 1926, Factsand Fancies | BY ROBERT QUILLEN o &he ¢ un It It Scad all communications to ¥ ! Shop Editor, care of the New Britain Berald, and your letter | W[ will be forwarded to New \'anJ P =Sin | w Take (t From One Who Knows, Folks! must number with the sage of the nice stiff cuff, wce to jot down our W Spring poets writc o w er part of his time at quarters extending the fu ral's wife, T sup- d ti u It APRIL MORN! By It E. Alexander pretty warm — iU's warm nough i , can't you—why, it's Hot! rmer than last year, | Ted went in—an' by that big cop. 1er, an' my mom—an' Pop! & i are we waltln' for? ! you splash me—don't you re! b ray—you heard what I sald! ¢, will you? Ow—OOI! re! Now you tell 'em if it's wet— red 'hout enough I bet! | | a o “come on in, th' w-water's £-f-fine. o h it-t n-nothin’ wre > t-t-tecth, h Hurry up—it's h-h-ot, I s-satd. % Who's & c-cold? M-me? Not a Out! ain't c-cold, is it-t cre' with m-my WHERE'S MY me P-P-PANTS!! in" the a place consider |of forec Iellow! “Your husban more the should |V excreise than he habit of taking.” well, I'll buy Breese a little in x chair.” | Charles Weller. 3 18 no laughing matter,” said litor he put e jokes into eturn envelope! The Family Skeleton ¢ brother always rather and 1 had made the remark o'd squeeze a quarter tll the | % visit us during his jon and my little son took ad- of my absence from the one day, to say: “Uncle Tim, you a quarter hy yes, son, but dom't you that's too much to spend? “Oh T didr nt to spend it." tt t mother says e so that the eagle I wanted to hear it.” | —Mrs. J. E. w T an came to fo INTERVIEWS WITH OUR CONTRIBUTORS Wailace M. Bayliss By THE FUN SHOP Reporter “Yes, I have always been a onfessed Mr. Bayliss, ! popular woke up w | {en D qa s all yy, v early struggles? Well, poem sold for two cents a but I had an awful iine in days. 1at was the cat's muse! favorite p John Quiney | s favorite of mine | T nd Father Goose. A |1 stan appeared re- |1 Congressional Record | » deeply, written, 1] m Wadsworth Vol- | : ‘How Dry T Am’ | course, to the Con- wcord, | b poets? |I fer. Tt will often run |I kilowats per poem. . And watch the editor likes to read 1 with worn type- | . As for technical ad- | It T can say is, be careful in | your onamatopoeia, avoid { and metonymy—especial- and use care with ntipede NEVER has poetic fect p this In mina!" of m ree or four work T No T ochec NOU WONT NEED THE FURS WHERE YOU'RE GOING ©, 'L BAE 0 | TAKE YOU INY e WSy | TAKING OFF | OATY A WARDROBE {INSIDE- ! (B otwesens A New Version 1 ‘1 where the nd not Sat- are S AT KRAZY KOLLEGE Conducted by Maxine) i ext girl end Bilious | he next word.” ! It Kills the germs. . Willickers: electlon day was the most delicious vas a sour note in the campaign or- | chestra had not Mr. Curtis himself told the press about it. | of Mr. that quite a while before elcction day Mr, as rank and file is not known. But the vited counted. | been publicly announced sudden shift, . forced into the background and sup- ne He forms the third faction, an isc ed group swing him back into authority, ; Among the amazing achi onts DABe in the weck when ti reau spring weather would envel | notication news hours nixed from sunnier clime pouring new wonders into our 1 They have glven radlo, the dents of times incorreet, all parts of the nation, put thc | gether much as a to grumbles, mately right m see the bu the fragrance of spring, But 0, w SRR RS RS IR e R R R Rttt ittt s —THE OBSERVER— On the City and Its People Makes Random Observations BT T T T T eeTeees News that ex-Mayor Orson IV | urtls had been given a one-way cket to oblivion by the republican owers-that-be a few hours before Need of a warning slgnal on the Ne Britain-Hartford the Maple Hill trolley station was illustrated last Saturday when automobile being driven toward this city continued on its way instead of making a left turn and ended up in a vacant lot, resulting in injuri to several of the occupants. Drivers familiar with the road realize that it takes a sharp bend and avold accidents. But there s 1othing to warn angers of 1] dangerous condltion which exists. 1t is sald that there have been six serlons accidents at that point witl ar, of them resulti olitical tidhit of the week. Perhaps 0 one would have known that there Gossip hath it that the managers Weld's campalgn belicved the presence of Mr. Curtis ould hinder rather than help. For urtls had been closely identitied ith affairs and had spent the great- Weld head- of one of the state highway should he called allation haud tlon Hlowship and beaming bounteously, s 18 his wont, on all and sundry who ropped in for a chat or to puss the ffice me o' d Whether those higher warning, The t would b p in the republican party heard the 'In Amcrica we always wait wurmerings of discontent from the calamity sen shudder correcting co red our soul hefore ict has been revealed that they in- 'such as Mr. Curtis to abs 1t not put In ntil after the ballots he someone el Prior to that tim: that Mr. | urtis would Mr, Weld's aign manager. Then there was an overnight shift and M. Curtis Rel ag interesting ¢ ling us news ean co achel e truthful, ws in Publi ing religions news Miss MeDowell say d often to be said that the religious scandals. Iy v 1e will of John Kennedy publighed purpo lanted overt, Apparently one of the oldest war orscs has been read out of the party nd finds himself a stranger among It 1d friends. It is a curious situation. ex-Senator R + and by rd and tropol ¢ for At Mr have i for fre and church lum el consisting chiefly of S 3l urtis. His old faction won't im, to the Quigley faction h olson, so there's nothing 1 Im to do but to play solit vait for the political an rilanthropic of it to And I often tell r that whole Bible to 1 be good E story. News is ne sual and not write Catho tant news I I myself a Presbyt bu 14! it committed the that v per to is ur bad. I Prote hat » which are given co tion is the pos sting the weather, T} as brought forcibly to mind early ' weather bu- that N o God. “All the time T look ion. 1 onp t the qu docs not ¢ ria 1 ary to b hel. T am a friend ligion that belicves in one een nder a declared with emphasis Wednes Tk was published verson Mond for! arlier. The public waited for \e result with curiosity and hope, i rticism, But even br rning dawned thed in t balmy air been watted overnight ngland on for the news el to print- be printed t s on some timely q1 contained in a sermon n unusal char vman may preach X »d s Love,” which w This is the day of sclence. Mech- just as appropriate nical sclentists continually |preached 100 year: 0; but if he in the pulpit and says th holy ho er o li and ey to in reli o text of excerpt should hich ¥ not cc us the airplane, mm antomobile and subr any . woman nothing is more startling th not long precision with which the st gh, and who: weather conditions can corl precast conditions, They are some- that is due {o atic conditions. | 8 e vin reports from m to- or high roug ut lashes pen- make the and 1 by study- in church 1 ould reciprocate wpoint of editor. ciation mathme ould add two and two, a the resnit shonld he » mathemetician they are handi apped. Thelr twos sometimes turn threes then the public they are approxi- Dr. J fold sion o retary, and But recigely right It on't believe Inut Hill p s and th e hir en to t s inhale grass and from the conslstent part important vl rpris can hear the thun don't care ust know KRAZY KIND (Conducted by Trudy) cetcher: “The- werd annual war is on do not mean t ‘water' off of Looken deer.” sooken Li ““Help hely nperce velution he ocean is T hey climbed a time ater narrow es y W. R dden) Goldhe (Copyrig production road near | they coul an | reporter | wa residents will soon be sweeplng do the country roads In automoblles n in ftorce, devasting the terrain | chopping down trees, killing anim scattering plenle remnants and rei) - ming buildings headlong. Already the defenso is being prepared wr! the farmers, armed with flocks “Detour” signs, are making ready 1. discon the motorists by Keeplus from the spots wh 1 do the most damage ing them off on to mud pa will soon make thein use is hopeless. This year, however, we understand that the farmers are organizing counter attack. Jully mounted o flivvers, they plan to retaliate by dashing into the urban centers aud thers wreaking destruction. Imagit what it will be like to have a husky toiler from Burlington drive up and take po: of a front lawn, cut down the shade trees and build a fire with the wood, trample up the lawn, carve their initials in the house, throw tin cans in the front door, and sail on, Or to have a wild hired hand from Poyuonock dash madly down Stanley street, killing off all pet cats and dogs which he could nd. Or for a carload from st Granby to pull up by Central purk nd the occupants proceed to tell ut how 15 hem away lich re themselves, and hole the place fs. Or to have them pull ip by the roots all the flowers in the front yards of Belvidere, or set firo to voods along Jerome street, or brea wlows in the post office. We would have to take measures ct ourselves, and the best nld be those already tried by the countrymen were on the defensive. tick “detour” slgns across reet and other principal of traffle, let us take the excavations for place it on the which the detour to take, and motor cops behind all to prot methods so0 effectively hen th urther, 1et us apply the principle w0 roadside farmers and set up sell our home products and scll planes for $5 75 cents, Thermos bot- s for $6.98, and so that they great ains and home grown. Of course © prices are exorbitant and only ‘seconds” would be sold in this way, but it would serve to keep the in- nushandmen on the move for if they stopped friend wife snap up these bar- for tles for §10, 1o 1t, until this threatened invaston erinlizes, let us continne to carry var into the enemy's territory st. — Observation On The Weather 24.—Forecast ingland: Fair Sunday showers and orecast for Eastern New York: owers tonight and probably Sun- v morni followed by géperally and cooler Sunday afternoon. onditions: The disturbance that middle Mississippi ght has moved ated and the has ad- Minnesota, latively lo and from ard to Tex: Arizona, reports maxi- hundred degr which ighcst temperature reported so far this year from any tation, Minnesota disturbance will rd and it will be at- 1 sho s over the Mississippl river next 36 hours. » weather will remain general- in the Atlantic states, how until Saturday night. ving the passage of this dis- turbance, cooler weather will over- eastern halt of tht over is r ates Yuma a mum of onc within the ad the COMBINATIONS ation of citron and 1 certaln more con- 5 of green Is extremely COLOY > comtl , or citron READ HERALD CLASSIFIED ADS JOR YOUR WA - By GLUYAS WILLIAMS STARTS 1:‘;.»:1 THROV PAPER FOR RADIO PRO- 6RAM WOF WHAT CAUGHT W EVE MUTTERS HE'S 6OING TO FIND IT IP IV TAKES ALL NIGHT, AND TEN MINUTES LATER LOCATES (T IN SLIGHT- LY DIPFERENT POSITION ON USUAL PAGE