New Britain Herald Newspaper, March 9, 1926, Page 6

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C, te a natloral viganiz whie! furnishes newrpapers and a tisers with & etrictly Lonest anulysie of elrculation, cireulation statirtics are based upon thie audit protection againet fraud distribution figures to both loca) advertiser The Herald fa on sata dally York at Hotaling's Newsstand L3 2’ ewssta 2nd 8treet VICTORY FOR CARLFULNESS New Britair n na apita cor is pon the SWOMEN'S ENTRANCE ting any TYPING AND SHORTHAND The girl wk typwritin bl Hartford the girl shorthand ting wrote 1 ute. By using a sysiom tions and 1ot signs ful whet wouid typewriling, typewriter, think 1t ecar A SEATL AEDETOREE W | minfstration now A LATE WAR CASUAITY NEW B RITAIN DAILY HERALD, TU HOOVER AS SPOKESMAN ORI WHITE HOUSE the PLAINVILLE CONSTABULARY AND VIRE ALATNS \{} Plainvilic e No. 11's foothall player. 1 1 to shake £hip- re in rd from s determination have adopted th nsist upon {t withority, the a ‘1 & for turns to Herbert | exer their lsing a Yale | must be klek scems that And try r o fire the guns of olich s the board they know wherec Narity I8 consldered | they ther it night tah on Suty wrl o splendor %o o » eonstalle, one dur tleman of Mart uardian o do the solitary vestral 1 with him during night it further appear Hoover i$ a ypembior of It 2a cannot board of tha town etimi ppet two place that ing or making tuble, getler con Whil Ned this thievery took place at o the the and cush who helieve that | about time fire was burr do no hetter than | ing. strictly ex- | Since that tlme there was a $12 000 fire commissions to | this morning. Re the foreed tions they ntly to post carlfer regulation office wa mity with To annihilation f close because ¢ them rving ng regavd | the governmen provi ing for shutting up shop when th clerks go home If there is no ade quate police protection. Neither the one Dlame not follow polley seems a mere opposi- ants nor any elso the constable in one t: | making a living the d. But to think there is something wron with d vide adequate protection no fires rospec in iro going 1o be efernally | afore White Hous to continue the they are beginnin 1 from the thero ex- a system that 8 . not hipp! hoard or — at the night. commission the C r durin Increased protection, would cost such as | more mon > | elther by adding to the constabu war vet- | desired, v be little doubt IFarr, lary force or adding to the fire dc st part- | partment. ‘““" Plainville Is suffering from grow World lur he | ing sores, il It is getting to be than seven years | a regular town, 1tion ome That gentleman who hjrcd 8 country nist to play the merry widov at his funeral probably wonld for the cost of the undertak: Mississippi new spapers which officions by 1 at ying an indge the ndge standing up for the press. while the 1s oul spoken for tie liberty to suppres counsel for a chain ste 1 claims his client is a That fool I is heing mulcted comes from having more money than it is com undls | | SINGING VICTORY L goil night an replenish 18¢ in volum four tded 1 il mt th third rai was in hun- | Pure kingaroo was | flooded gutters, ¢ Racon, who was sterday, down 1 the whic town ye aw ot cigars f fire in a buildin, in town, and a small firc for manner pro- — fires or an hired a brass band had it not trial liberty of nd | playe t n nd to New ong deficient first | 1€ ic this s ever d th ctsand Fancies By ROBERT QUILLEN wan can dlstingulsh The he nd and Hght opera the fewer words Che ‘é& - MaxsoN Jumazz | sena an communleations (0 Pun | || Shop Itor, care Of the New crence between o || Britain Herald, and your lette o fs that doe can || will be forwarded to New York calls on a grippe | b s Our Reform Program, Folks! Folks, we'd list too much money- talk Among the nation's sins, And advocate more funny talk, The kind that starts the grins! iction ever people feel remain, 18 big | Kindly | ) cssent bad cold tin a ind gr vo mor = i Divoree 1 rs get little business | m he both parties think the n 10 ho boss, You aren't a you true highbrow un inferiority complex v yellow streak, Too Moody | Becker: “So your car wasn't in the mood for traveling yesterday, ch?" Nathanson: “In der mood? Vell, T should say yes. Der car vas in der [mood clear up to der axles.” —8unny. nickel and t cultur inism: uying in order to g o winter until the first spring '1IE SOB OF LIFE A Revised Classic (With the Usual to Henry W.) By Mrs. Joseph Keano Tell me not, in mournful numbers, |Tax time has come 'round once more! I see, oven In my slumbers, Tax collectors by the score. ead | jobs as e much you obsgerve ten | to live in onc you believe in | T z stations trying 111 town, the mor Taxes on our household plunder me each year to vex the soul; Income Poll Tax . . . tll we wonder It the poorhouse is our goal, ou have for- 1 and butter ed between aren't old until | gotten how sd bre {and r ¢ | meals, brown Tax fs real, and very earnest, When your llst you have to file; ke good care, when thou returnest, That your memory 18 vile! 2| o two romarkable things about [the Charle: the kind of peo- o ple the kind -l who can't. T ston ar who can lcarn it and Tax Collectors oft remind us, | We must pay the last red cent, And, departing, leave behind us Money need for the rent! ather aifficult to be proud of ancesiry when you look amily - Same in the Fnd rence? A man professor must 1ch money to be Tt's {your | through an old the d a coll Wha who fsn't get ten tim 4 3 sons who live together soon grow to look like each other.” Alice: “Pshmy! Then good of marrying one's opposit fary G. Birkelunde, s much what's the e Whatever love is, It isn't that \rning to kiss induced by the third | | cocktail. 1 s — {he is as smart as those who want to The right treatment for a cold s horrow money from him tell him rest In bed. This will be of interest ' he s! {o exccutives and efficiency experts. | = - | More Natural I “Amegica wavering falth” | “If you're a good girl,” T sald the 2 o, Ho conld the skin other day to Marion, my five-year ames flourish? old daughter, “I will buy you a doll - that says ‘mamma’ when you squeeze Correct this sentence: “He made her. first time he | “I'd rather have one that says futures,” said the man, |‘ouch,’" she replied immediately, quit. | Irs. G. G Syndicate) thou nd dollars th rambled in w | “and then he ‘rotected hy Publisher: e bl OUR NOSEY REPORTER \¢ |He Interviews a Successful Business COMMUNICATED | Nan —— (Overheard by Pauline Decker) “Howja got that way, Mr. JEWS IN HISTORY o A8 the New Dritain Herald: | Scadds? o si As T reviewed a part| I beg your pardon’ Sosiean history lately; I| "How come you'r all loaded with o nimb e ot coln mhileSneRirestRotRusihastto e b f'r a livin'? R Iinent | “OM, T see. You wish to know the |secret of my success.” FH‘L. '., | “My boss thinks the public does, Hebrews (an’ that's why I'm here.” T angss havell our editor has the right idea. 0 e {ime ; of | The whole secret of suceess is to find e ¢ lout what the people want and to here are |SUPPlY that want Gonerally | AW, that's wh v frionds, |1U'8 @ lotta bunk. the money | O course it is, but that Is no rea- Ll \‘"\"\x-' son why we should not give it to Tsabella had | HEM . cls some time befol I guessiT muffed any left to pawn [SCLEES i Coltmz | o Xoaay) it tho i a Jew. |¥on:ane pl ')”“\ _"l‘:""‘m' '\1 {not let them have i 2 L G a. Is E v is t et vl getcha. Is that all they is to o stood on Ar | : “That 1s the whole secret, T 4 5 Itranks and and | o | Bditor Dear n, h, parts amazed and a who o of ok ve in crisis n t they all say, an’ not that one, Mr. people want what 1| bu by |0 (U0 g b in sure, “Lemme use y'r phone a minut willya? T wanna call up the off mn so 1 can start right an' resi accumulatin’ first million.” o en put 19k in in! \rge num- were ! | wero | | [ | P v in tions el mous zanized the thereby o from 96 to 3 in ever; And I'c W our | and on | country s democratic en. | ¢ oke 6 r r men | h|8 time ago w d me this | que traveled a | id you with | us to go to To which 1| United it | I v hopeless | showing o | naturally of your : Wwo us e W. R. WHI N PMAN, Brit Observation v On The Weather I The girl who couldn’t decide which hat to wear manages to display them all "IN KLASS AT KRAZY ROLLEGE (Conducted by Gertrude) cteher lovely but Slaves will now give version of ‘value.) " “rleda Slaves: dollar T pay for dese crazy book agent again tries to sell me T'll speak up und imported Mre up her Teutonic red set s dot 50?7 Value don't necd to tell W. Sonnenborn. and Tenore: “It is claimed that per- | An optimist fs a man who thinks | ed to call a lot of hunk | and are willing to pay for it, why | SDAY, MARCH 9, 1926 e ———— ey Olive Home: stuck on myself, Standing strate from end to end, But this dress of my sisters 18 to darn tite The yokel terrify bend!" Evolution “Every time I look at you I find it easler to belleve we descended from monkeys." “Well, every time I look at you, I feel that we haven't reached the monkey stage yet! mes P, Kinton, (Copyright, 1926, Reproduction Forbiddeny QUESTIONS ANSWLERED You can get an answer to any question of fact or information by writing to the Question Editor, Ne Britain eHrald, Washington Bure 1322 New York avenue, Wa D. C. ,enclosing two cents fn stamps for reply. Medica, legal and marital advice cannot be given, nor can ex- tended rescarch be undertaken. All other questions will receive a per- sonal reply. Unsigned requests can- not be answered. All letters are nonfidential.—Editor. u, Q. \flxy fs Latin called a dead language? A the spoken language or group of people today. Q. What depth did Frank W. Crilley, the diver, reach when ho as- sisted in raising the sunken marine I*-4 at Honoluln? A. He reached a depth fect and established o new record for diver: Q. Are widows who draw both compensation and insurance from the gover ent on account of World | War services of their hushands en- titled to the new federal bonus? A. The bonus is paid in addition to and not in lleu of any other bene- fits one may recelve from a state or the federal government. A widow must, however, have been depend- ent upon the soldier for her support at the time of his death and must have remained unmarried. Q. For what company does Bes- slo Love, the movie actress, What is her address? Has she re- turned from Furope? A. She works for the Players and her addre Hollywood, California, from Europe and is working in Rainmaker” at the ky 1520 Vine street, Hollywood, fornia. Q. lored with the | Pershing and Grant? How many {men have heen honored by the rank {of full Ceneral in the United States farmy? | A, George Washington held the {rank of full general from the Con- | tinental Congress, in the American troops in the Revolu- tionary wor. After the adoption of the United tes President Adams appointed him Commander-in-chief ‘n!’ the army during the trouble with | Franee and Congress ereated for him |the rank of Lieut. General. The only | funt gonerals the United States arn s had are: Grant, St Bliss and March. do officers of the of 206 world's Famons Box 43, is back “The ndio, Call- he Was George Washington hon- ent fs compulsory at Q. How are the foundations of |the Woolworth Building in Now { York built? | A, The caissons under the worth Buliding average 110 low tho sids of them with | approximatel Wool- fect be- k, and there are combined length of 000 feet. All rest on |bed rock. The foundations for all eolur ar carricd down {o bed { roclc by means of piers {by the pneumatic caisson process |which consists of sinking met tubes of the size requireg for the finished pler. Some of thed are 19 fect In diameter, Q. What does “Dominion Day” 1hotoken in Canada® A. July 1 1567, marks the day when the British Parliament grat- {ed to the Dominion of Canada, erete sunk shington, | Because it is not employed as | of any nation | Sub- | work? | rank of General like | command of | !Ihrungh the British North Americn |autonomy In its affalrs and is cele- Ibrated as Dominion Day. Q. Where is the “Klondike?" | A It isa reglon in the Canadian Terrltory of Yukon, lylg chiefly to tho east of the Yukon river, where | Klondike Creek flows into it, near the middle of the Alaskan boundary line. The mining district includes the basing of the Klondike, Indiun and McQuestion rivers, and is about 800 square miles in arca, It was on | Bonanza ] a tributary of the | Klonaike, Mhat a prospecting miner, |G, W, Cormaclk, discovered rich gold |deposits, August 16, 1896 The fol- lowing year suw almost un lcedented rush of gold miners, and the Klondike was converted from a barren waste to a - populous lively mining district Who is the world's wrestling champion? The title at present is in dis- being claimed by both Joc techer of Omaha and Ed ang- or) Lewls of Kentueky. Q. 1s Collcen Moore, the actress, marricd (o John mack, the tenor A The hushand of Colleen Moore named John MeCormick but e |18 not tho tenor, He ia the Weslcrn | Representative of the First National | Pictures, Tne, 1 Q. What was the President MeKinley {bed? | A, “Lead Kinal |by John Henry n Q. Are falling stars [that fall to t | A. Theyaren |are in fact small y known as meteorites ing bodics in space, |into the a of the |tlonal attraction, fall |earth, and when they {earth’s atmosphere, the friction |caused therehy, heats them to balls |of incandescent matter and most of them are burncd up and disintegrat- |ed before they ever rench the cartivs |surface. A few fall to the surface and number of them are in museun hrough the count | Q. Why tre persons lto the preparation of |burial called “undertal | A. Undertaker me |in general, but is espe who “undertake bury the ldead, an “undertaking” which |friends and relatives can hardly |atempt to.do for themseives, Tience |the name. | Q. What is the difference be- tween an antlseptic and a disinfect- ant? Q heavy- ht movic MeCor- is hymn sung to on his death really rs at all. They ces of matter tiny wander- which, coming th's gravita tov enter who aften the dead for ns contractor lly used of those to 3 An antiseptle Is an agent nsed {to destroy or restraln the growth of | putrefactive micro-organisms. Tt is used in actnal ot with tl | persons' body. A disinfectant is v fér the same purposes but does not come into contact with fl Tivir person cont FISIE LEWOLFE T MARRY SBROAD Society Leader, Acfress, War {Worker {o Wed Sir Chas. Mendl ew York, March |trans-Atlantic cables h the intended scerecy of riage abroad of one of {most notable women, {Wolfe. Torn Y has been a widely known in social ¢ decorated for her war work, and now, at 61, is an active and success- ful interior decorator. Dispatches from Paris said Miss De Wolfe is to 1 tomorrow to Sir Charles Me of the press section of the cmhassy | Sir Charles, mb pressed sement had heee ter he refused to decline or |the repo. Miss De Wolfe {not be found, but it was known t the engagement had been annou e, fo a small group a glven () —The dispelled the York's snccessful last night » married il, bead Dritish re. that nown interviewed regret h in 5 by W Iy. Miss De Mrs, Wolfe was horn in New York in 1863, the ds of Dr. {and Mrs. Stephen De Wolfe, She was |cducated in New York, England and |Fr and made her debut {in o nce, stage 1890 Her first ermidor suceess was in Sardou's " Later beca ‘Now I hope you wont think Im too iv\l'l of 1867, the fullest amount of [compuny, and, after stars the ! | with | mar- | Ta- | | | | mpire Stock several seasons organized one s both munager number of member of the old that own, wr, producing a 1%iteh! with of her ind Clyde compnny, 1003 Whilo ¢ bhecame in- terest decoration, and lof atage in i to follow that Profe the well known buildir in ! the Colony club in Now Yor on Armour homy at Lake Tyl irles Harkne torrigtown, Ny J., and the home at Burling With Llizal Iran lon decorated 1 Miss sho went . to I in hospitals. o returned on of Hon- worre with a with the or and hronzc n she wag- federal income upreme court, ot t the h the when her eollection 1,001, ns o New ligs Llizaheth on P'luce. Most is spent at the Versailies, Tt was married Ritz arricd. n intels army was and tle instanil th corn, hurting, right off n it fing Your, dr Ils a tiny bottle of “Freezone” few cents, suf- ficient to remove y hard corn, t corn, or corn hetween the to and the t cailu ithout sore- irrit for a ev When your child has oup N cases of spase S < modic croup of } ddies’ colds, the d4's suffering and your anxiety will 1rough the sooth- medicated vapors of Vicks V. When Vicks and chest ways at o is rubbed over throat t bedtime it acts in two r 1 by the body heat d direct to the inflamed and lungs, loosening the legm and casing the cough; and 1¢ it warms and ¢5 the skin like a poultice, out” the soreness and are usually better by morne d croup is often relieved with o once @ P & f?g% ;&;% l§ 108 aRS USED HEARLY ' Over 21 H: 'DIFFICULT DECISIONS ce valley ossure ex- | n Northwest Missouri, | ¥S to the also s but and not much | KRAZY KINDERGARTEN (Conducted by Dusty) All rise, please, when your as- sistant principle addresses you. Thanks. As you was. Olive, stand up. Now Olive, you'rq a grate little kid but you can't haff to stand Mke a polker. Olive Hom “Thats all " you know etcher “Then explane yourself, with side dishes of ‘yokel' and terrify.” WHEN ON ONE SIDE YOU HEAR THE ALLURING CLINK THAT MEANS ANOTHER ROUND OF COLKTPILS , AND TROM BEHIND, YOUR WIFE'S TAMILIAR COUGH THAT MEANS NOT ANY MORE , ALBERT e By GLUYAS WILLIAMS! WILLIANS e, Inc)