New Britain Herald Newspaper, February 6, 1926, Page 6

] — == of the and minfature valleys was done New Britain Herald HERALD PUBLISHING COMPANY toued Dally (Bunday Excepted) At Herald Blog. 87 Chureh Btivet SUBSCRIPFION RATES | 1000 & Year. [ X 'bree Monthe. 78¢c. = Month ow he NORTH niversa) gasoline chariots, hy | cortainod pavement the trolloy T8 by declivitles are | from the The | TELEPHONE CALLS Nort Husiness Office [t Editorls) Roome ..., 920 The 1n oress profitable adsertising (ed: Cireulation bool open to advert room alway Member of the Assoclnted Press Uil Associated Pross n exclurively en titled to the ure for re-publication il news credited to 1t or not otherwisc credited tn this paper und aleo loce aewe published hereln, h 1 ture Member Audit Bureau of Circulation I'he A. B, C. 1r & natloral organiza whic! turniehes newspapers a tisers with a strictly honest a cireulation. Our circulation are based upon this nudit. tneuror protection agalnst fraud 1n newspaper Aatribution figures to both natlonal & 1oca) advertisers. statistics In on enlo dnlly In New PERMITS 1010 ALTERATIONS IMPROVING vicinage desire Trritt to by bly dnring t il nis to provide park in company's This can be observing | most wear has occurred — most of of BURRITY of many wireat Abstrict has g should sty territory TRURE Now mument re opinion as ment <hionld consist 1 ove al xisting anter of folin his ag 1 o pin n A permit mer nd to prosecuts no alternative hut 1t 18 surprisin alteration joh could fected without partment bring sult, building opo men 1 the without s wis dir ting up nt TUis 1 tutions in NG COSTS wonld Jo- | tra eftort DBEATH OF I'hilo mo: hood. ring at the stage ing to hills, and yol- the casily where far removed the street car | PARKS vosidentaof to obtain two |as the world's NEW BRITAIN DAILY HERALD cost the city collect the the necessity of this sanitary and its bearing more than $18,000 to l‘(VIV.\Iw‘I\l\H' Factsand Fanctes garbag, \u\y. upon the health of | all Homie of the eltully dead, tracted to the community, th price re does not seem 100 high . Moritz," n.l It it's true which also described it | bette h “‘\ “Winter sports a the headline, tor enter for such We extend sympathics while fer from the allment, | Washington, why liquor saime warry people having time — [will come 1t half the to | much that ndd to at- | last five years it 1 ty spot ould he a cost tha mini Koes into North Burritt or tha there cortainly imee. Som: opinion that conld midd small t t improve a glory inspiratio ortunity \ n to hvantage o there is a 1 « the ms to base of THE n m o entral to whether the conditions,” | eltated, o improve this | | be neighbor- | y spots may the the to sight | to dents, | ro r opermit such | pass without it MONUMENT | ove on foot to soldiers’ A diversity f the square, a improve- Tt “under or tile, prefers nzular park is primar- selting the city would 1 in conformit me cheaper not age throt Al would & Kalisi highly merchant vond man in thi o suy woul of green in the Ir vote is tha Letier v of the require a hont the n one respe arely erchan nkind Tis met deme Howship to all v lid WILTCTING friendship H with pa ) take care ittention, require look- the summer same, the ex- 1 worth the re of the tho appear- would b all behold- and PHILO KALISH New B ted of it and the 15 gone 1o has there city who com- a allud was a man liigh and unblemished character, meant brother- ch endear was quiet and and met \ byword amo was of the type hand Kkne 1ch ght m GARPAGH making |a registered | President Coolidge to take | has failed to of the monument | folinge hat the park board, the ! monu- | ad- | i Folow i tended | wateh automatic enow shovel- ing muchine used shovels the chine would ontelass the o) Pewer tramps in west AT dldn't get hout the dispatch. Perhaps they I taken to automobiler 000 automobils thi: year. carly more The when (1 birds, the chickens, in the last 158,110 motor owners, 140,0 reet cars or Connecticut year than Of the was case modern on liow now about 0 riding in the s busses A blizzard would bo & grand thing for the ot it incoms transportation for the fact | removal costs money. companies were not now irls waiting upon the | of Wales while he Who said he tter than girls? I'retty the andicnee Prince is inc likes hors e tory Youth's Meneken w lains were dentists Compunion prints ¢ at twenty, The 10k he = noi Walking is the by aNo! trying to Al ALy Onee hing to kil time v nd; & temporary. carver 1por waiting for husha ally when through a snow drift. navig while The Senate having declined to ash actlon ir n the a Tessmen cems asinine i wheif it's asinine “Con " he [ that | fied = | > primardly |* Congress |those the to ask himself. the coal not have strike, President will \ogaranye t divorces love were fr Action in the coal strik matter for Congres: Chicago who {other, Tf only that et marr is a fajled to act upon the report of the famous commission of | " 1922 and ot ever since, fact-finding John Hays Hammond in If his hlood pressure is all right like to see Mussolini fry “deputi we'd *in —— {handle is countr I Modity Volstead act has no | cot ving 50 il hard world. [rescmblance to moditying aiseussion 1S & R KO s e | will be | x to park one 1 about it Motors for automobiles smaller in the future, it is claimed Tt may vet he possible under the front se sociation a great b and it is the will hold in April U who would 11 10 Le hoped that there none o doctors over | selves Soft conl of decld drinking done down at Yale. if you mix Missouri fraternity |yopresent sia red against | just | University hay imen a war A7 The can be counted on fo |gag itscl mptom 1 e as they have G e n it not {he public. to hite sald "5 . By il everybody is it he hoped to pon that | ehewing tohacco ) hing on wccustomed {he ve you soms snow. Perhaps we ought to ship some of it to Florid Mit T'olc el will aviation Colonel slart his own defir Correct this table | e st 1ir PRIEDU[FRQ SIGN L FOR Bmw %H!}H |25 Vears Ao Today | « Other N, Y. Theatrical Men o, Lo Y oor base- armor vl and York, 17eh, 6 (P —Fonr the 1l trical pros v shop™ Dramati announced igned Irawn other up [0 in 1y clal “closed contra intention to troll drawn to prot fon picture produ i { ket, | ot movie mini to authors cent 1 forcign managers vwrights not righ and m members o le who signed the agreement announced by th Miller as repr “rohma Guild r 1tive i Americn playwrig of B ims to inelud of promine “"'\‘V 1 Observation On The '%’Ni.’z r York ¥ind ct-Meats Villed With Whiskey ~evem Men Are Arrested wives that wa SATURDAY R - uné_ MAxso)v send all e shop Lditor, Britnin Not a who 1 m 1Ko Bad rond ¢ And find Must 1 od smilc Alas, your nos Wi “Have ertninly PLAYING Iy toup lining the s unications to Fany e Herald, will be forwarded to New York, 1 welcon vorri Wallace 1 talk on tobacco handed it many And painted things ple n it th black, 1 myself a friend caut 1 taok up fhe t known fa I"olks @ Lambasting “stow And ther ent, A pretty [ think T hav Il ro ‘om money; 'l giv some funny, MAY gend me A Di miiton e up dur i girl she mak she S Muriel m " pen on, 1" Fngene Dt (m holde Muriel (blu: © playiul shov is ai 1 bronze e nq,.n.-a | o and the New | your letter | Tdea, t Folks! st headway ryday” Al places from their in ) sout my Enlarged pore you tried rub- a plece of jeo? have! T went | AHUNCH M. Bayliss of the weed; a smacko, inderd! 1 were not 1 sa nto a sweat; sent me a pre smoking sot! suhject of lquor; r and noear 1id that nobody was slicker A1 searing the people who drank. I fluttered around like a phe; -nnt hootleggers because of a nice ff a friend sent glass barrel—for hooze! life seems to he so contrary, hit on a plan Ihat may prove to be a good fair: Ihe rich folks T think 1 ‘em a kick in the nec them, nt Organ 1 ing t hut it can be w he m iningly) ng r hing 83 ry r reader? TOO clever!) ~Maurice 1 D as a erank me a pres- will pan! they have . thinking it juicy check! your hear! 1t storm at s it wasn't exactly Sy 1) said about dresses, 15 | darn poor show- he Poin fondly ad just t the ven fo love with this ! “I'm in love and giving him Oh, Wat-a-man!" iflage lead to a 1t did not! J. Griffin. Qn NERAL) ’M l { The Fun Sh the p BETH GETS HER PICTURE TAK.LN (As Overheard hy Anita Mallord) 'm re e 1 wan Tt n 1 wai photograph on o son HH- you ean press t You say 1f 1 sta id. Won't » this idea. P Wi T'd show ant t mail just doubled b 10t re do you w It 1 a T you r vou 1 th 1 of yours, re You'll collar, 1 neckti ot Mr Do you No Ton't t. Th do that my urden, much to "til he hit on 1 guess | nt me shoulders apher, cad an ke for mehow rest pair wonld be on, ofile if of 1 8] me let's a side mind. is T now T or ke up my il got 1 say rouge shows en 1 gue cyelasl when 1 bulb, 1 don't t 1'd laugh out lange that funny Photographer? gigeling and spoll don't. Thar 'm ready have y Now nt!’ too. It tls it the pict bulge, 1 powder my friend 1 my picture taken hind an electric your head ! Don't stories? Well, have T What! Yo t's fine. My, b Can T have the vou to get | | you can | be | nent man mentioned for | Senator (oned as a likely candidat | the death of Jud, | known. | & | mlm(n!un might biock the desire of | purpose of | Messrs. jand decided |of-doo SRUARY 6, 1926, Makes Random Observations On the City Although Erncet W, Christ not declared whether he would cept an appointment to the state contral commitiee, answering ques tioners with the statement that he has not been asked to serve, many republicans hope that the way can made clear to extend him the in- vitation aind that he will reply in the afftrmativ At present the republican party in this city is split up into several factions. The major breach is be- tween the supporters of George A. uigley and those who oppose him and wish to keep him forever silent There are other inter disturb- ances but thig is the most As Mr. Christ is eolid with regulars and s not unacceptable to the Quigley adherents, republicans who fear for the future of the party would be happy if he could arrang the death of Judge George W made vacant, : Mr. Christ is not the only th has promi- Edward F. Hall reck- Just after » Kiett, would accept the It is gener ! that he would not agree to accepting the republican nomination for mayor because his duties as secretary of L nu»xs I'rary & Clark require the r part of his attention. This he is | his friends who him state central 1ddis” Hall is a good fellow, vopular with everyone. He h experience in state legislative ¢ and s well acquainted the stat 1t is thought that he, like Mr. Christ, could effect har- mony in the ranks of the party. Ix-Senator Richard Covert, it said, has been approached for ti learning whether he would be willing to step into the -When you mention “Dick™ , you menton & prince. is genfal and friendly and nothing artiticial about it. Christ and Hall, he enjoys acquaintance with politiclans and knows the inside of the game. He would make an ex- cellent committeeman, if the poee of that position is would committecman, there's a wide to present a | united front on election day. Now who round hog? Anyway, with the heavy snow cov- ering the ground in such a thorough fashion, the great out- become decidedly less those of us the doesn’t believe in the ttractive for ot centhuse at prospect of gel- ting snow down our necks and bruis- ing |ganing fal to card playing, {henefit of thoke |the center of the cire i 11v points a Hing at him th | nance wa la college un- | is um out of my mouth! doesn't §t? | T want to | ourselves in skiing and Our thoughts turn the warm hearthside and to other inno- diversions, For the of our readers who ingenious than others tobo; therefore to cent fndoor may be less [we suggest the following new indoor games: Dates—A chosen person stands in and sudden- me unfortunate, shoot- question, who answer, to pay is this?" Those will be obliged “1925" a forfeit, {{while those who reply correctly will {be considered too clever for the par- [ty ana will adjourn to study ad- vanced caleulus. Any facetio: son answering “'149 T e His Compliment You safd he patd you a Harris: compliment? What was it Murdock: “He said my counte- boy's trousers.” win G. Firie. Whiff! “What Whirr! Teacher: is the most {m- | portant ore: Student: Teacher: Student seenter.” “Why the nose?" “Because it is the human —Ernest C. Rutherford. (Copyright, 1926. Reproduction Forbidden) serious. | the | to step into the post which | . Klett | berth, | Whether | 3 not | known | like to &cc throughout | He | Like | state | pur- | who do | “What year | < per- | or | any kindred date, will be penalized | as open as the bottom of | SNAPSHOTS OF A MAN PUTTING HIS H HAT UNDER HIS SEAT KoK A. PINKUS Eyesight Speclalist & Opticlan 300 MAIN ST, and Its People Phone 570 by not having s wittlelsm laughed at. At the end of the game the for- |feits will be redeemed by holding up the one keeping them; this touch |of moderism should add vim to the party. | S8pin the has brought conter of the ring and spins flask on the floor. The person whom the neck points when tho [(01nE In order {Nask stops takes a swig and |)unru”“\“ 108 o !it is his turn to spin the container. "' 19UARHOIL Anyone who did not conis well hip- | ped for the party is nuturally ex- cluded, If a flask is found to con- tain such a prehistorie beve milk, coffeo or castor ofl, it will be broken over the head of the owner Relay rac Some very clever re races may bhe conceived. Wi ggest dividing the company into | two equal lines, which form at one end of the room. A chair is placed | at the other end opposite each line At the word “go” the leader of each 'ty Charlestons down the room round the chair, and back touching the next one, and 1In the building s weak collapses heneath the in, the |is declared a tie. Guessing game—Pictures of prom- | oja e, linent divorcees are pinned on the [jow wallg around the room, and each | person is required to list as ma |as hc can name. The winner s con- | gratulated. | Brains—This is S T i has rebelled tion that fair wor i ry of Monday inst the drudg morning and insists on having labor ving appliances in her home. Many a woman would exchange her right t tor a wmodern power hine, which relicves her 1 of and il rest of the car presentable and inen may bo Kept flask a who the the | WOshING ma of at [9F the ang Some guest vole stands in ik to dies. Malke pping hushi 1ed when they carry out a pail [of ashes, let you send the washin out or huy a washing machine, Hard lahor woman il be de rizenr i Enrope hut in America. the fiir sex wol cmancipation v those big o hecomy for may in ceonpmic s No city v 10 supjic in the state springs more ) caus demon- mber of the eall of the relief of n who building ion of low de- v decided 1l of the that they of it their any L This v when iin, i S ) 50 on . Hunger to organize for Lehildren of North & Jud wr cnse ot Laied in 1 here no quos 1o q on pot to tricken familics and {1acked no v comfor an intelligence for funds to h test. BEach person is provided with |beloved e | pencil and paper and writes down | 13 {angwers 1o various questions put by the leader. These queries may run s follows: “What would you do if ou couldn’t pay the taxi driver | (For tull credit, the phone number of the hospital must be included) Did the prisoner actually ever ac quire the wings of an angel and fly to the arms of his sweethcart “Hound Mars, giving approximate |latitude and air pressure nece | for balloon tires thereon.” *“What would you do if you didn't?” “How |40 you revive a person answered courteously by a traffic cop? “Whers was—Serbia; Muncie; the. kick that fast drink: Moses % tem of scoring may be ador we suggest one person correc papers while blindfolded. The prize {may very well be a toy halloon or {a plass of water. | x Commereal laundering is begin ning to attract the att jon of capi- [talists, the annual business now amounting to more than a half bhil- lion dollars a year. The figures in- dicate that it is becoming one of the most important industrial pursvits in the country, a statement which is horne out by recent mergers in | which several laundries, cach doing | an inferesting business, have been consolidated A campaign of cducation, Aucted principally through paper advertising, has resulted in | the women of the land furning = corntul eye toward the old fashion- ed wash tub. Millions who formerly spent Monday morning doing their | ckly gross. now pack their troubles in a laundry bag and go to the movies Monday afternoon in- stead of throwing themselves on the couch to rest. Millions of others compromise with their muscles und | send the larger picces of houschold linen and bedding, getting the larg part of their backbreaking work off their mind ung e o . band that Hardly lebris settled entatives of hand to offer woment it t hnl'rnr |suecor W 0} 1 ad on thesiow {the Red L their of the on the j |thereby won community. This 15 the tonding lowin help to th in distress is ion of Him nkind led Him to As A r anxions ; ooth the to feed the likewise “fMlictions of hand of sor- Land whose love of the (ro to lift u bhrow of the d ungry. oul ! cady, leviate fhe {hose wpon whom fli [row 1 swiftly, New Britain [this ehapter in sign of frue Americanism, {the brotherhood of man S 50 & to has ndc b should be proud of 1t 48 a a sign of its history. FRA“!JINNMN CHURCH 1§ | DESTROYED BY FLAMES con- | news- ace’ Cofigregational Burned With Loss of About §150,000 This Morning Structure Framingham, Mass destroyeds by threatened the state armory and the Union avenue garage, as well as the Framingham high school and sever- 1 residences, The loss is -\Hmlhd t $150,000. Assistance been umnioned from K The fire was Theodore P. Lathrop, wife of the The man who would bring his |pastor residing nearby, who was |wife home a mew washboard for a {awakened by the reflection from the | Christmas present for a joke is as|flames. Arousing her h obsolete as the dodo. It would be summoned the fi i wasted motfon because his wife |Lathrop made would not recognize the thing and (chureh but was might think it a new attach- [TFiro Chief Coulter ment for the radlo. Even E4 Wurg- feral alarm soon a ler. who carts home washing for his |when the armory, {wife, and calls it a day, is a type |garage und the hi which has almost disappeared. |threatened he Herbert Hoover is authority for from Natick fhe statement that washings eent |the combined out to commercial laundries have in- [ partmen ereased from $£300,000,000 to $£650,- |were Ve 000,000 annually. This is because flmw’ The cause of the fire could not he average husband has more cf der- \\M'm'nu] this morning, Tt was ation for his wife than the males of |evider v 1t started in the house a few yea \HH\O:M;'\.( reg reh and worked lof dollars have been invested } | washing machines, another indica- | covered by Mrs. the flames, 1 a gen- ed and Union avenue was y through of the two de- other buildings ago. By GLUYAS WILLIAMS YA \?«ltuflflb GETS INJUST AS FEATURE FILM BEGING GIVES 0P TRVING T THE HAT STAY? KEN D FOLOW FILM WHY THE DICKENS WONT EXPLORES UNDER SEAT AND DISCOVERS ONE OF WIRE STAYS TRIES TO FOLLOW FILM WHILE PRODDING ROUND FOR HAT- RACK UNDER SEAT FOLDS OVERCOAT NEATLY IN LAP AND PREPARES TO PUT HAT UNDER SEAT BRINGS HAT TO REST ON RACK WONDERS WHAT THAT ORUECT AT LAST, PINDS CCAT 15 DRAEEING UNDER KI5 FEET 15, AND FINDS|, ON PLOOR, AND RE-FOLDS 1T IS W5 HAT NEATLY IN LAP BY $4REPULWORK I PRUP HAT UP ON RALK, PE FuLD& COAT NEATLY IN LAP, AND STARTS PICKING UP THREAD OF FILM