New Britain Herald Newspaper, December 5, 1925, Page 6

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Our circulation etatietice are based upon this audit, This ineures protection against fraud in newspape! distribution figures to both national and ocal advertisers. tn_ New Times ntrance The Herald 1a on sate dally tork at_Hotallng wastand. 8quare; Bchulta's Newsstande. irand Centrgl, 42nd Btreet. e OUR CITY ELECTION FOUR MONTHS HENCE will sce from now months ipal campaign fought in At that time the citi- Four e mu Britaln sens — or all those who vote—will New ceide upon who is to be mayor for another two years. Sundry members and o be fact yuncilmanic town officrs also will elected A 0od time Although officially point to the that a will he had by all signs Mayor Paoncesa it made an annov jont ether he will run lkelihood. There i8 no reason he Jemocracy's He is embutticd in 20, first vhy shouldn't. best rts and a record of t lass ministrations should be worthy of third With Demaoc clde s o whom icans will nom ‘ battle, Sta nator ial 18 been Tici no pro has 16t it he known 1 \ mood o accept the offer 10 d« it elect h v Worry nd lacking the vote time ob of being mayor, 1s on close 1ship with the pres Mi ip was honored by 1 the 1 of the com nd taxation, t to run against two v prol oth who may 1t mavoralty 5 b (R11] EAILROAD MYSTERY OF RATES EW BRITAIN DAILY HERALD 'vh. | country, the system except northwest, population In recent years, But the | probabllity will last where one great went Into the hands of a recelver, n longer | As barometers of prosperity the [than the oll supply, The latter, it rallroads are It there freight slump ke means business activity anthracite supply In much accurate. is |18 stated, will not last more than or 80 years of supply peters out a surplus of empty cars it | 20 there according to the Tt Y- means a bhusinoss 1t the pres The times present hasis of consumption heavy f it ralironds are with a tonnage, L etl ent, th ol may but 1 be used to propel | us during automobiles as for producing of prosperity and times of depre at At is another question } that sion, but unlike many hust r On 1te has stated oll begins t curtallment of its | nesses, they are not able to pile when y of to large surph during thelr pros- | dimini perous ven gard to oll heating, over the lean years m v orall production of roads ean do it to a certaln exte thare busl- conduered on the cogsary €0 This pinch | that In the that to mouth b nin s no ong supply lasts, When the ofl es the public will conclude ness 1s more a!seems logical, hand principle than o railroad The during times of aside business. vast 1 1 hoped that the quantities of a diminishing average private husiness, f cannot ba permitted to be prosperity, wiil set | for heating purposes, fime, a surplus for the rainy day hat however, it s perennial squah- to and lnals t} But tlally most indivi do the samr do so the railroads In the our transportation systems, but hetwean the mine operators and sottled, government hand and case of too many of miners will have heen eras of the will ', prosperity are useful primarily as de- to take a in r ting means to the or lower previous the conl oll i ficits to meet previously c are quite as important ration or as tracted obligations: and the the been paid oft or nearly paid c there just abont transportation, been which time when deficits have | regulated for a gen more T, or R ORGAN TUNE AS POPULAR SONG that 1s & comfortable sum in the AN A not treasury, along comes another busi- and it is that ness slump; the most certain the Tt Lemare's in dwi surprising n thing about rallroads will famons organ pl D Ul worked over into a popular ha After church organs and latterly on thea- to the 1502 reglster some more red ink | “Cantabile in flat 18 beon ad on bookkeeping. Manifestly. the this be iying such an im- industry ought not to having heen played system over portant as rallroading | ter organs tune of millions yet what 5 da 1s gong fhat bids fair is going to be done about of times since ' te first of its under the existing conditions? 1f of the publication, it now is used as the rallroads, during periods the refrain of a prosperity, get too prosperous to become the year's relgning song The lemands become Insistent for 10W- and dance orchestra success er rates on the lon't the <lip seore they they periods of that title, of course, has heen changed need fin money: when to “Moonlight and Roses. A during he need neially more beautiful and sim business ) raflroads tell could searcely be imagined. it nineties he was a young me w 1y the I C. C. they more teve- When Lemare wrote it back in the nues heeanse they are 1oRing Vietorian money, while the publie is equally organist who had in mind the com- insistent that business paying esn’t Jus- position of an organ plece combin- | iy mo ing melodic beauty, grace and art Wi i certain, however, up to a certaln point. The plece he- and that is good uniform manage- came a prime favorite with church a over who did arganists, especially those of much. not make a playing t practice aphisticated Iad with musle vory the railroads identified | it worldwide thig melody been ent themselves to undue an opera, heavy or light, have k jock steam. 1o obibing lip buying, | would attained huying, and y buying recognit g ago. As it was the It es8 other enterprises not pecognition was worldwide but fined played. con- do to of learnings, o with rail- to places When reproduced upon phonograph of where organs were roading At soc e in the i 1in m be in organ music bLegan most difficully most of the time. (a1 n s wor and | jsks t Now was one e ¥ exam- pplies to other husiness as well to vecorded Ting LI after his own | peon ¢ inte a song and himself an t old ry- | present weration likes the xpert lal in his own ling, W't fune so well that soon ons 1o in sundry other things | ynable fo escape it naking demands is upon his bank | The result will be, with weount is most ¥ to be suc- humming it and the radio runs the least ehancs cing it cvery night, that the | o0 a financial morass puplie will tire of it by the time nditions chang winter has only partly passed. THE OLIVE, BRANCH OR MORE WAR mportant W not only populurize music in a a now but we It ays, also mur- will be a pity, politi Was xquisite Lemare 1 in me i o meet this fate. cpublica ; 2 to think perhaps its in- kind to catmer Maybe killed off desp will give it within | of it Comr are of a sur- it trinsic me t months -—— or until t over into popu- iduals from the ing their best to Iministration 25 Years Ago Today 5 | r assurances Washington | s can bhe brought here k. but the com- | without funds to | ns from 1 to ntral p: hre dorn ittee finds it | ill put on the fol- 1sino on Decem Mek Al vs. Kid 3 Tennings D in the the ope Hughey Billy Vs, Bristol local to furnish reshments the being manu v Nell Restoration” nl on o1 BURNING PriRs WHIN o T uesday eve- building act that Institute There yo0ks on | m On nThe Weather Qbservation Rain a nd Satur- 1dy 2 top-notchers AlUN DAY stward hotw Capo Cod with but still north Atlanti winds along the T western disturbanes northeastward tensity. 8till another disturbance north of Albert liminishing inter n with increasing is central . while high pr sure prevails over northern New England, the Canadian maritime provinees, Manitol western half of the United § (1 1o has risen in the interio Atlantic states t Factsand Fancies BY KO 1 QUILLEN well; perhaps Mitehe right than a colonel, j00ch-drinking courts will winter far comes, be behind, How it saddens one 1o see o poor, {orlorn strike begging for somebody to end it, times are those in whic expeeted to pay for the you buy h you real es- amunism will work beautifully on love instead of greed inspircs nksgiving, 162 with a gun; e with a club, hooting getting a 1) A snob Is a person who doesn't mind being knocked down if it's a limousine. At France has Germany irmed; now if she could jugt disarm suspicion At Jis- Another thing that makes a rence Is a scarcity of the pre-war kind of people. Doubtless the world was made in on days. There were no efficiency experts then. | Life is much like football. The are those the most people jump on All lands have bo med of. ion in something to friction in Europe, Americi, A “great” President is one who happens to be on the job while the are making money., people Contem brawn 8 what yon feel if you wear @ number thirteen collar, for is Pt 4 Animal instinet fsn't so impressiy when you sce a pup trying to throw a two-ton limousine. This killing minded may be just another of capi- al's subtle attacks on the Bolshe- vikl Cap,” said the Alr Se v I'm takin yourself, private in an idiot, av ““Chase futur orders.’ Jim "xas a8 well enjoys being the husband of ' much as he enjoyed being Governor of it. donbties this sentence: “Yes, said he “but I that the winters werc 1 I'm can’ Correct remembe any e was a bo Associated LITTLE LIMFLIGHT S LEFT MILLER Texas Licutenant Governor IS Hardly Heard of oc when Editors. c (.P)—Lime- pine dynasty in lien Dallas, Tex.. De -t during the femin s fick 1t faintly on the { governc Miller of Dallas, en in the United nder a woman in v, after eleven montha Bair 1 So Includes the ty one of o States a such a ¢a he job With Mrs 1 pain Miriam A 4 her husband as Miller can not hope better than third v of politics. This has a great ad- lisutenant governor a‘tention to Ferguson as tenant, the ything nk in T position, however, any W greatly 1o & ur lieuten nevertheless In s not from he strange h e 2t n AN gOVETnor, ROINg 1ctions crusader ent. H L wom a 1 carlier against never dr h m o tumn of hearted or v inst Mrs, governor ing Lat lien- fonnd t e same opponent, the K and this situation bre He P i x K! hem tc Kl t gether or helleves £ a good gove nor ome near | nd all communications o Fun Shop Editor, care 0 (he New Britin Herald, and your letter will be forwarded to New York Tt Pays to Be Cheerful, Folks! to develop the voico wi i 1 | tter than growls in the throat; helps the world to “get the while, mean it's gott It's The volre you The growl n o your goat! ant Problem About Us Promoter (to &choo ipcrintendent): “See, here 1'm {ak- & my son out of school. You're not Immig listat giving him the proper foundation for Wh Serenely, without flurry; uture.’ 1001 superintendent: “Why er— ust what do you mean, sir? I3, Promoter: “Well, you're not ing Lim subdivision.” —Henry A, Courtney. S I THE BARBER By Robert B, MacEldowney I nevy all the barbers,—men 1 climes and races; amuse them, now To carve up human faces; Ihen when the fellow in the chair Begins to rant and rave and swear, To grab the styptic pencil there And sting him in six 1ust It t then, When someone rushes in the shop And says he's in a hurry, 1t sport to use the razor strop Iirst, putting lather on his face $o he can't run out of the place; nd then to shave him at a pace So fast it makes him worry. The barbers have an easy time | When other men are slaving; | Whic | But i The patrons always tip a dime barbers can be saving. their last they should spend, oken fortunes always mend, in the end shaving! eent Their b They always come out All right, though by close ! Do Your Christmas Swapping Barly! send Anita last C Harrict Anta to give “Did yon ristmas “No, why “I want to find out whom it to.” me a desk 10t A. Bolton. Says to Mike— Pat day.” Mike “And was the fine Josie Valenta We Know WE Couldn't! It was before the days of liberal Methodism, Five-year old T hel's parents had gotten as far (within their home cir- ¥ a | have you a Biblical i I | 1n kisses first | ) to | el | ) as playlng and singing the popu- irs of the d A “Children’s Concert” was takin place, one Sunday evening, at the hurch. At the request of the happy- cach child memorized a Biblical quotation and, his one after the pleased their was Ethel's faced minister, ha each, that much request ither, gave ders very one 1t | turn, “Well, Ethel,” asked the parson, quotation for sir,”” was Ethel's pert reply looking the parson dircetly in sald: “Could you be blue if you looked nto cyes of brown?" —Edward M WALLY THE MYSTIO He'll Answer Your Questions re you're marricd—or behi All sorts of problems you will fin Don't y, lest you get a cancer; Mystic Wally give the wer! eyes, she to eyes of Roberts. ane A Pair of Breaches a Settle, please, a het Js it a breach of etiguetic Tor me to make the bridegroom buy | My clothes and shoes? Yours, UP ON HIGI Dear High Before you'r It Is a breach of And, after marriag It is breach o find! we iquette you be thctalt .. safety Second Dear Wally Do you frown on vou don't know kit or against HERE'S Are you fo HOPIN' Dear Hopin' Yes, 1 wer notice, own upon it; ms, doggonit! the bye, with are g 1 yet 1 at those who leath, don't Fun Shop Houschold Hints Tind € rece ot. No feeding or bath ing the canary. All this is done at broadcasting station. “I ran into an old friend to- | » with acrial and miniaiure | Makes Random Observations On the City 1 Does it pay to go to college? That depends on what you go for It yolt attend as a pupil, you may beneflt in later life, But i you ar n te or at the college, will that's something else agalr ctlon with its endowment the Connueticut — college New London furnishes statistics showlng the ecarnings of teachers at the college and men who ge in other fields of endeavor. | The salary of a second licutenant in { the United States army, plus 34 dally allowance for maintenance, amounts to $2,000. A weite miners, thos | naughty boys, find on fliling out their income tax returns, that their ment for the year is $2,440.70. | Conductors on the Boston elevated trains receive $2,300 annually for making welrd and unintelligible sounds through the door every time reu station. Carpenters, among the get $3,000 a year for working 300 ¢ at $1.25 an iour. And the hod carriers, the low- ly hod carriers, nick the boss' bank- roll for $3,110 per annum. At Con- necticut College the average salary for teaching is $2,000. The college publicily bureau states that the teacher usually spends four vears studying and from $5,000 to $10,000 to equip herself for her life's work. It further orts that “right now, fewer and ed persons are entering the teach ing profession because salaries are " This is a situation de- for women at a elite they ¥8 ¥ | | i | \ | 1 adequa serving of serious consideration. The | majority of parents would like to have their children educatec Many of them to send their boys and girls to college, The one essential "!\i]\&t in colleges 18 teachers. It heir salaries are not commensur- ate with the cost of llving there will ba, no teachers, Connecticut ghould take live rride in the College for Women. It {opened with 103 students in 1915. There are 474 graduates of the in- ‘:UHLI(\‘V. Entrance requirements have become more rigid and the re- ovirements for graduation are like- wise stiffer. The aim of the faculty and dircetors is to it a col- lcge ranking with the best. The peo- | ple of the st should get behind | and support it | is make a Employment by the city of New sritain of meimbers of the commion souncil at a salary, a condition sanc- foned in two instances this year on |the ground that there was no pre- cedent looking upon such disagree- ent with disfavor, was decided against 50 years ago this month |\when the common council withheld | payment of legal fees for services yendered the gity by a council mem- ker, Building Inspector Artlnr | Rutherford is a second ward coun- cilman as is also Engincer Thomas P. Orchard, an employe of the en- N gineering department In December, 1875 bour, Jr., city attorne bill of $198 for legal services. When it was offercd for payment the question arose as to whether a part of the services had been rendered by someone 11 the city at- [torney, and i so, whether he was a member of the common council. After some debate the question went fo the claims committee for an in- vestigation. That committee found !y3 appearances in court, for which a fee of was allowed and several garnighee appearances, for which $5 . HA Bar- submitted a other fecs were allowed, had been made by | a common council member, acting for the city attorney. The commit- tee so reported and further argu- ment engued, Again the matter was yeferred to the committee on claims nd it was recommended to pay only | for such service as was given by At- torney Barbour. During the di {ceded the hiring Rutherford and Orchard it was |brought out that anothier common |council member had been employe 1 | by the board of public works on res- lar employment about 10 years ago. Alderman J. Gustay Johnson has |acted as voting machine mechanie lduring his term of service as an al- |derman and while the pay is given |by the municipality, his c¢mployers lare the ren, town officer scuesion of that pre- Councilman selectm wer college train- | was not sold. They are susplclous of the meatballs for the sama reason and they eye the chicken croquettes end wonder whether they are eating Times have changed but appetites [ Keep on being the same. Thls 3t it that a salesman appreclates it wh |a brother salesman gives him a |on where he can get a real he-meal | —just like they used fo serve nt oandso's—for the old price, and Its People uncilman Rutherford {s em. ployed only on a part time basis to assist during the building emer- gency and while he is paid only as | | part-time employe ho glves full time to the office. He has express |ed disinterest in full time employ- | |ment under the present system. It 1s understood, however, that an ef- [fort will be made this year to placo |both bullding inspectors on a full time basis, by offering a more at- tractive stipend, & Commander $hock, U, N., who | New DBritaln vesterday, says Hardware City is a fruitful field rceruting, He finds that New Britain youths are interested in sca Jife and particularly the experiences which the navy gives them. Recruit- ing Officer Webster, who covers this territory, s interested a large number of New Diritain youths in service and finds its a first class visite the top Just at recruiting &l over the country takes a drop. The reason is obvious. Christmas is com- ing. Yo induced 1o RO away visions of gifts, times with rolatives and friends @ tters heaped hig with good things to ecat, cooked by Britain 18 being treat |variety of jumbled weather condi- \tions, First we had November in |October, then October in November, | fand now in December we get April |The weather must be trylng to cateh up with the magazines, which come {out g0 many months ahead of the | New | this time 1 to a ave merry cook, \er, offiee f—In the follow- which he practically Lrands Homer & Cummings as a four flusher and in which intima- tions, least, of grafting hy some {national political is made, Roger & Jaldwin, son of former governor of the state, has replied to Cummings’ recent specch at New Haven: Stinging Letter The letter follows: “I had the pleasure of listening last night to your prescntation of [the reasons why the United States should join the world court, and T | regret, extremely that in advocating so good a cause you found it necessary to out of your way order to make an offensive attack on the chalrman of the foreign relatlons committee of the United States senate People’s Champion “All men recognize that Senator Borch is one of the strong men at Washington in public life, T re- gard him as the ‘best bet' that the common people have to represent them theer today. Your mouthing of his name last night struck me as ludicrous, until I recealled that you were speaking not so much to the intelligent audience sitting before you as rather to that invisible audi- ence to which you were tled by tho | microphone, to whom with the im- been hit be- | perfect reception of the farmers Bind the belt by the iteady increase |radio set, the reiteration would come in the pri ¢ foodstuffs. Ask one[in as blah, blah, blah. of them what he thinks of the noon Record in Congress h gerved by leading restau-| “Senator Borah's record at Wash- and he will tell yn. ington from the time we entered tho To hegin with, restaurants have|war in 1917 until the debacle of the itated to ralse thelr prices, Com- [ Wilson administration will stand petition is keen and they cannot af- | comparison well with your own. And ford to their customers and | Senator Borah's services to us farm- reputations. In many instances they |ers in putting through the filled milk have accepted only alternative | bill will compare very favorably with and started to economize on |your activities after the armistice in heir menus restoring the boys out of the army The day is past when a red blood |into the arms of their worried mam- ed traveling man can walk into amas. first class restaurant, drop his baj | on the floor, order -oast beef and mashed potatoes with a side dish of vegetal generous V' of ple | ind a cuppa coffee and expect 1o get | {it for 50c. Not on your corned| beef and cabbage, he can't. Instead, | traveling men tell the Observer, ho | carns that he can have something in the line or meat balls or | chicken croquettes or something like for the and mortar of with a cornice stone of ple and s if he pays extra for it. These men who make | jumps from city to city are a sus- ot when eating is concerne ous of the stew b made of yester- or lamb which Hartford, Dec fing letter in cover dates. If this keeps up, we |the only woman who knows how to presents to your best friends, u | the umber of candidate They They tell us that this week's rain | e New England is noted for ts lour homeland becomes a \'vrnnh]e‘ !storm down there made the residents ‘“Four Flusher” Used by Bald- ! Miss. into Ark. ‘ water before is now. That will hard- in their own orchards they will re- | front walks. can expect Christmas in August, And ne For that reason re will be supposed to explode fire- | realize that there no place like is the tail end of the Florida storms. |paradise compared with the much | hink that a second Deluge was In fact, they are said to have | Wm De o m BOPal] fending | Whatever of the land being de- | |ly handicap the boosters. Instead late how they fish from the second- Traffic is paralyzed, but the traf- on December 25, instead of handing cruiting s expect a decline crackers under him. home at Christmas, That makes the rain Florida water. dispatehes from Florida are correct | IN SHARP [ETTER touted Peninsula State. The big | oming. {tried to leave Fla. and cross Ala. and | veloped down there was not under | of bragging about picking oranges story window or dig clams under the signals will make fine oyster [ Everyhody is going about in bath- | {ing suits. What a lot of buyers this lought to Lring to the real te {men! 1f you hecome over-heated, all you have to do is dive out the window {and have a swim. s tough on Red Grange. After | 1 scason on slippery mid-west- ern fields, he planned to go to ¥lor- ida to make sure of good travelling. {And now it looks as though he'd Ihave to hire Johnny Welsmuller to [carry the ball. (Red, by the way, {has given up playing quarterback and is now playing greenback). Californta must he giving Florlda the haw-haw; it thinks the latter can never live down its new evil {reputation. Well, San Francisco still refers to the earthquake of 1906 as “the fire,” so we suppose that fu- tnre Floridians will speak of this weeli's clondburst as the time “when dam burst.” est Traveling men have o iy lun ha lave Some Quotations “Last" night you were plcased to cuologize President Roosevelt as a great patriot. 1 recall how not long ago hefore a woman's organization at the Hotel Taft, following the armistice, you referred to our hon- ored last president as ‘That Blood rior." ‘Consistenc a | jewel! Was it the immortal Bard of Avon who eaid, ‘Great Casar dead and turned to clay, a humble dog or lines to that ef- f In this connection the words of Tom Reed of Maine occur to me. “The Almighty hates a four-flusher.’ 1 am sending a copy of this letter to the press, “Respectfully Yours, “Roger S. Baldwin.” stow that bricks | his meal a quick | picious They are suspic | cause it might |‘1|\‘1 roast bec | Snapshots of the Fifth Player By GLUYAS WILLIAMS DRAWS PIANO STOOL UP BE- HIND BRIDGE TABLE AND SAYS I THEY DONT MIND RE'LL ST HERE AND WATCH Ly S 0 STOOL AND OPULAR SONG UNTIL GEORGE SAYS 1T MAKES 15 HIM NERVOUS IR AS OVE UMPS © McClure_New: BERS A TUNNY HAND HE HAD AT THE (LUB THE O- THE LEAD 15 IN THE TRAY = SIS FOR HALF A MINUTE IN SILENCE GETS UP AND WALKS ROUND WHISPERS TO GEORGE TABIE TO TRKE A LOOK ~ TOR GOODNESS SAKE AT THE HANDS WHY DIDNT HE BID SPADES WITH THAT HAND! —— SILENT TLL HE REMEM INTERRUPTS HIMSELF ™ AT TENSEST MOMENT REMIND CEORGE THAT ~ OF GAME ASKS WOULD THE LADIES MIND HIS NIGHT TELLS ABOUTIT DUMMY SMOKING . G6ECT 5 AND MUT E LE GEORGE ¢ R AGAIN OUNTS TRUMPS ASKS HIM TO THAT ASH- ROANS AS LERD AL &l e » OVER HERE spaper_Syndicate AT RD NCT O