New Britain Herald Newspaper, September 24, 1925, Page 9

S Gertrude Ederls hints a dastardly plot conceived in the fiendish noodle of an English trainer robbed her of | victory in the Channel swim. While it may be that Miss Ederle Is all wet, or was all wet at the| time, the matter 18 scrious enough to command the attention of the United States government, provid- | ing it is still united. I We once knocked England bow- legged and aimple because of an im- perial tax on tea, . . . Do we in- tend to sit back and lst those babies give our Gertie the works, the triple cross and the fast count? | The answer is anything you care to make it, providing It is spelled in | fwo letters and means no in all| languages, gestures and signal sys- | tems, | Tt's all right for Johnny Rull to cackle about Britannia ruling the «eas but he's gotta lay off our little Gertle and her aquatic Charleatons in the Channel. Gert claims she was derricked by her trainer for no reason at all....| In rebuttal Mr. Wolffe insists Gert | had heen in fhe bath long enough and was blocking trafic. | There were 4387 other swimmers in the channel and eévery time Gert stopped to inhale a spoonful of ox- tail soup and British discourage- ment traffic piled np lke old ghoes in the hedroom cloget. Gert was automatically reduced {0 the status of an also-swum when | Helmy, the Egyptian, reached over and touched her. Helmy is just a great big overgrown boy. He want- od te play tag. “Now you chase m gurgled | Helmy, in the native Egyptian deity hand-rolled manner. Gert is one of those real nice girls from New Jersey, She gave him the [ast Orange retort: “If you say that again I'll call an officer!” Tnasmueh as relations botween Mr. Wolffe and our Gertic seemed | 1o be severcly strained the proposi- tion will be referred to the depart- | ment of foreign relations. Mr. Wolffe expects to present a satisfactory alibl. Miss Ederle in- | sisted 4 jazz band accompany her | on the swim. It is presumed M Wolffe is no more than human. He had to listen to the music for nine | hours. Who can blame him for | etopping the swim? Talk ahout persistence, After ihree attempts mmy" Vetrano fi- | nally made the cheering squad at the New Rritain High school. He and his brother “Riggie” will he the ccheool cheer leaders this yvear. Their voung brother Joe is a sub- stitute on the foothall team. Be tween the three of them they onghr | 10 have things about their own way. The much-looked-forward-tn bat- tie belween the two brothers Roger and James Seully has been post poned, James Las decided not to try for the football team. He will try for the basketball team of which | hie brother i8 captain, hne 18 mueh The red and gold heavier this vear than it was last vear which shonld overcome the adge in weight last year's backfield has en the baekfield of the 132% team, RANGERS PLAY SUNDAY Local Feothall Tam Goipg To Brisol To Take On The West Side Team Sunday, I'he Ttangers go to Bristol Sunday to tackle the West Sides of that place. This is the third meeting in three years, ihe Dristolites having won the verdict mn the first two mentings but this year it will he dif ferent. according to the local hoys, The team will leave for Bristol at 12:30 o'clock The team will practice tomorrow night and it is possilile that Sarisky and 1 ippel may appear in the lineup. Luxuries (osting Belgium Huge Sums Rruesels, Sept. 24 (F) —- Tobacen, alcohol and wine, th entertalnments, finally aters and other antomabiles and pigeons are things on which the Httle kingdom of Belginm, with 4 population of 7.300.000 spends more than 2.000,000.000 francs a vear. The expenditure works out at nearly 280 franes. or something like 818, per head of the population. SNAP the BRIM UP or DOWN It's the hat for motor, outing and rainy days BECKWITH’S Conn. Hat Co. 6 R. R. ARCADE Stetson Headquarters [The STILL HOPE FOR GROVES 70 STAR (Continued Krom Preceding Page) league race, it can hit. The club may have many weaknesses but bat- ting 1s not one of them The fact that the Phillies boast a batting average close to the .300 mark makes Vanee's performance of allowing one hit in 18 innings, two complete games in.five days, all the more remarkable, MAFFL 1S TOPPING LEAGLE BOWLERS Rackille Team No, 1 Is Leading the Circuit Maffi leads the individuals in the Commercial howling league and Rackliffe, No. 1, {5 alona in first place, the standings as released by the official scoring being: Vance of course, has more than a [Mohican Bakers .. 4 ¢ 6 mere fast hall, National league Tteam W, 1. Av, batters compliment s curve by |Rackiifte, No. 1... 5 1 167 faving It explodes as it reaches the | nogers Sash 42 474 plate. Many batters insist his curvo | Eady Milk co. . 3 2 4“8 15 a8 effoctive as the fast one, Rackitfte, No. ... 1 § 45 Al of which makes it seem an it |x- 1. 1omber T :hr’r» were hope for “Lefty” Groves i,'\,.xn nnm“»' S 4 ::*.xt 4::;' h: :M? r\liruhmor in the majors it N. H. Dairy. .. 15 187 418 acquire control, On th:fieys COMMERCIAL BOWLING ALLEYS v High Single—M High Three Strings—Maffi, 331, High Team Single—Rogers Sash and Rackliffe, No. 1, 508, High Team Three Strings—Rack- i lifte, No. 1, 1,445, ROGERS nn\\»l.l&(' ALLEYS Individual Averages FART & (0 Mafti 105 Bradley ... 87 Pletons Stedman 102 Boucks . 87 Bulltvan Benke 103 Pader .. . 87 -,':";:';::vrvm Peterson 108 Tdman G V. Sints Bighintl ..... 27 Labeniec ..., 86 Migitn LGNGO NI o e o { Kallorman R. Strohecher 94 Viencent . 8 Cooney ..... 94 5o 0 Woodford ... 3 ddy ..., 84 ;.'.‘;"\';,nmu Klebes . 83 M. Srohecker 54 McKeon Shepard . 90 Williams 1§ Adamitis TJones 89 MeMillian ... 83 i e Copland . %9 Lardinie .81 1. Luce . B9 Recor . o il 503 507 iedmont .., $9 Tardet 5 A ack!nw S B 111 v . 80 Martin ..o, 12 Clarkson DI T gyl — i i w2 MINE STRIKE GOSTING R. R Tiies WL i 8 : I A e e 'S. 83,600,000 WEEK Nard W s i e 8 88 ! ;3“”», AR Drop in Shipping Results In Big Lloss LIz, Drop in Earnings—Many Iose Employment. New York, Sept roads serving 24 (A—Nine rail- the anthracite coal Commercial Five Lengue mines are losing $3,600,000 a week Howarintoo TIAE R L8 in revenue as a result of the sus- 108120 105 331 | pension of anthracite mining, it is 01 89 g05 estimated Lugenl il ST ILERR 3 The et in revenue has forced lay- | S 383 508 ing of 15,000 railread work Car | ratesili Hise SRS loadings on the roads have fallen Eomithas Wl e 40,000 cars a week. Wheve each of Adman £ 87 £ the nine roads load 1,000 cars of coal Leopold g2 s 0 a day in normal times only 300 cars Hapnens BRI a day are heing loaded ot of caal n —_— l Basehall at a Glance P AMERICAN LEAGUE Yesterday's Results Philadelphia 6. &t T.ouis 3. (1st). storage, and this number is steadily | decreasing The loss of freight revenue is the chief 10ss to raflroad owners as most ] of the coal propertiss farmerly held | hy the carriers have heen divoreed | Jack Dempsey Now Is Amusement Proprietor Haney Is Suftering man e 5 Sacramento, Cal. Sept. 24 (M- Erilagelinim 0 e ol SOl 5 ¢ Dempsey, heavyweight boxing Cleveland-Washington, rain dacksDempesy) hervymatgnt fhosting N eNoR U RGhicasnzt, |af amnsement premotions, Artirles [Retcol U R B oatoT il {of incorporation of the BarbAra cor- poration of Lot Angeles. filed with Intisuning the secretary of state, formed for {he Won Lost P.Ciyy pose of building theaters, amuse- Washincton 03 A0 830 ent halls and wrestling and boxing FPhiladelphia ... 87 3050 | diong, reveal Dempsey as one of 8t Leuis ... T8 68 B34y girectars. The other incorpora- etroll 181 A2 are J. H. Dempsey and Lleyd GhitaEo o Th T 00 fstannard, heth of Los Angeles. The Cleveland 67 7 439 company has a capital stoek of | New York 83 82 .442|gz00 000 ‘ Beston 43 102 cwi e | . Uniformed Cop With Games Today 3 - a2 Cloveland at Washington. () Coolidge on Walk S, Tonis at Philadelphia Washington, Sept. 24 (P—A uni- Chicago at New Yotk formed policeman on 1 bicyele trail- Detroit at Boston. ed President Coolidge this evening i |on his stroll through the business | NATIONAL LEAGUE [ cection, apparently to prevent recur- | rence of an incident of last Sunday. | Yesterday's Results when an automobilist swung close | St Touis §, New York 6. (1511 [to the executive, Whether he | St Louis 8 New York 2. (24). |thought the president needed addi- | Roston &, Cincinnati 1. (1st). Itional protection from traffic was | Reston 2. Cincinnati 1. (2d) inot known but it was not denied Chicaga 2. Brooklyn 1 | at the White House tha y re-en Pittshurgh 2, Philadeiphia 1. | forcement had been requested fo — [the seeret service body guard. On he Standing | his walks the president is invariably Won P.C.| accompanicd by a detall of sceret Pittsburah ... 93 3 |servies men who have already felt | New York s2 pable of handlinge any emergency | Cincinnati 77 524 They had not themselves asked for St Lonis ] 427 the co-operaiion of the police 1 Brooklyn ....... 66 458 Boston Shata) 156 Chieago 86 44 i Philadelphia. ... 62 425 | Games Today New York at Pittsburzh Brooklyn at Cincinnati Other clubs not scheduled Lexington Motor Co. | Named in Foreclosure | Indianapolis, Sept. 24 (R—Suit for | foreclosnre of a $1,300,000 mortgage | against the Lexington Motor Com- | pany of Cennersville, Tnd., was filed | yesterday in. federal court by the | Union Trust Company of New York. | New York company for the holders of first mortgage and sinking fund gold honds of the auto mobile builders ¥ I8 trustes tomorrow New VictorRecords SALESMAN $AM AW BRITAIN DAILY HERALD, THURSDAY, SEPTEMBER 24, 1925, DETROIT PLAYER BADLY HURT BY THROWN BALL From Concus- sfon of Braln—Condition Not , Serfous, Boston, Fred Ha oy, Park. Sept. 24 (A—Third Base- of the American league baseball club, who was struck on the head by a pitched ball in the fourth inning of yester- day's Red Sox-Detroit game, suffer- ed a slight concussion of the brain, physicians at the Peter Bent Brig- e ) AILORED AT FASHION PARK Detroit Well dressed college mes wear Reyal Park Double Breasteds \ hospital sal condition was ast night. Hane described as “good" but he was held at the hospital for further observatior Howard Ehmke was the Boston In the inning und the bases were full with only one out, The count | was one ball and no strikes with Huney when IEhinke whipped over a fast one. Haney ducked, but his liead dropped forward slightly and the ball struck him behind the ear, felling him Ihmke was among the first to reach the fallen player. Haney was duzed but not unconsclous when his teammates ¢ ied him to the club house He was immediately sent to the hospl Substantial Value Thomgoing cooperation with our tailors at Fashion Pnr{' permits this unusual offering of new Royal Park styles for college men. Shown in hoth single and double breasted models. More than Generous Value 'so Wool and worsted cloths of exceptional quality, carefully chosen by us and tail. ored in the college shops at Fashion [irep-Jones o CITY HALL s 95 WELL TAKE THS YES INDERD — WE'LL HAVE T OUT To YouRt PLAE. THIS | AFTERNOON ! A= | WANT [ DELIVER THI5 HALL- | 1492 KOLMBU9 AVE. I RGHT ANAY B SAY- WHAT Ty HEM AM 1\ HERE7 - A (LEAK OR A FLUNKY 2V FOR TH' Loun A=Y 9PEswuLL 9RLE 0N | PERBIRS HIS Standard Six Coach has always been a wonderful value —a leader of the Stude- baker line, Yet on Au- st 1st, its previous ow price was reduced one hundred dollars. Today you can buy the same fine car with- out a single change in equipment or construc- tion—at this new low price which only further emphasizes the Studebaker policy of of- fering you a “bargain in quality.” manship, | Here is a Coach with a gas- oline gauge on the dash Six Coach is the most minimum, Here is a truly fine coach—built through- out from quality materials and careful work- qune northern white ash and hard maple are usad in body construction. We pay a premium to obtain the toughest grades of steel. The upholstery is a durable woolen size and weight, Full.size balloon tires and an especially designed steering mechanism add to its riding and driving ease. A com- pletely machihed crankshaft gives perfect engine balance and reduces vibration to a Yet this Standard Six Coach sells for no more than competing cars—its low price is \pi $§1,325 Delivered for Cash in New Britain A Bargain In Quality Fine One-Profit Studebaker Coach ~ —at a new low price Or, under Etudebaker's falr and liberal Budget Payment Plan, this Coach may he purchased out of monthly income $425 . DOWN with an initial payment o f only .. fabric — the wind- shield and windows are real plate glass. Extra equipment includes a gasoline gauge, clock, stop light, etc. According to the rating of the Na- tional Automobile Chamber of Com- merce this Standard powerful car of its Suburban Heights. 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All parts for Studebekes cars are designed, engineered and built as & unit. And being built as a unit they functien as a unit—which results in years longer life, scores of thousands of miles of excess trans~ portation, greater riding comfort, lowes res pair costs and much higher resale value. But the only way to judge this Standard Six Coach is to see it—to actually sit behind the wheel and drive it through the thick of traffic, over the steepest hills and rough country roads. Then, and only then, can you completely appreciate its amy power, its velvet smoothness and wond riding qualities, ALBRO MOTOR SALES CO. 225 ARCH ST. mlwm. RIS S EENTES A STUDEBAKER one com, , all Tel. 260 YEAR By GLUYAS WILLIAMS — TOLDS PAPER SO HE (AN READ IN SPITE OF DRAUGHT, AND " WISHES SOMEBODY WooLD SHUT DDOR [esmamn TRIES TO SEE IF HE CANT SWOY DOOR WITH HIS TOE WITHOOT DISARRANGING BUNDLES VO (7—1; RESUMES SEAT) AND OPENS PA- PER AS STOUT GENTLEMAN PASS- WHY DONT YOO CARRY A WAT(H ? SA9 | MOTERT—| \