New Britain Herald Newspaper, May 28, 1925, Page 6

ot Circulntion. DEMISE OT LTING BOARD STATI ANTUN (il N SENATE THING DOLS AND CRINI CHIC \GO A CRIPPER BILI WATERBURY GOODWIN'S TeR | actsandFancies Y HOBERT QUILLEN iches us how the sand telling how when well this matures. place that elects the Iihan of overything, | Why should & woman ever fiing Good money for w powder case? A good grin is the finest thing That ever graced the human face. lustitutions now firmly Dumb man 1 stretches the Blowboy moment?" Miss Stepper: “Of course, dear.” “Thanks, | | Slowboy rtaining & u police wou't A DIS-CLOTHES-URE By Wallace M. Bayliss |Far and wide John was Woman Hater, Would as soon wed a wild alligator, Said that marriageancant just a lifc scrap, Yot he was a atickler for fashion; Appeared in the latest of styles; To be up-to-date was his passlon, I'he center of all women's smiles, As for Jane, all she hated e men, for their habita she flayed; She swore that she's never he mated, she'd 1y | And yet wore sweet filmy dresses ! That men couldn’t help but look at; though meant for el her friends Know nk in closets. | s more She looked as caresses Whether with or without any hat, y music | Of course John met Jane in due gession ¥ & seant | I on the ofher one made r surprising impression; 0 made a fashion parade, Soon strenuous court John was pay- | Ing: welli | He brushed aside all of Jane's Noes: less sayir for some hes ohvious Now hoth of them go abot € certainly fell Circus News Tamer: “The hearded lady women seem to be not® They're Gertrude. Proferred Employer (Interviewing prospec- tive stenographer): “Do vou chew “Thank vou—T have H. Chadkin, AN UNUSUAL BASEBALL LXPERIENCE Traprock 11 read of the clabo train methods, southern trips, and the caref cured playing fields which to make up modern game ! me that it is, yme of charm by over-developme 1 learned my basebhall fn the old k-lot school. We used to me < of the Melodeon factory, Where Nad a nd that was a ¢ 1 I can fell you! fact, for it was day when there not at ames going on at once aving area was not large - games outficlds overlap, vays did. Aam Today " dema er an territory and One afternoon arose. Hat ¥ r home | fighting for I Ansond: odeon Fact the state On the same ory te was with their bitterest Pin lactory out- were demanded by Browns and the Melodeons. aervices I found a solution by playing right he other out the overlapping rritory of which T have spoken and # unugual pieasure of catch- one wit the oppos- o games at me town t nth inni ind. retiring by les and winning ¢ No Barrier Hair e a fad Not By Himself South Dakota Mines g y b Provoking Polly (‘pal for Own Schools STIRE onithe Mother eried * the child replied H. G v'e Hinging Wringing wet O'Rou Reason Enough Whe called 1 as an ont- 1 just wanted | to see the time by your wrist wateh." 14 she'd die an old mald. | the Rocky Mountain | Italian Baritone Tries to Atone For Real Piction Managing Ed.: “That new reporter is & genfus City Editor wrote an obituary that pleased bot the relutives and neighbors.” Dorothy Ditker. Another fine cltizen Js the fello who, after voting for prohibitio) now goes around complaining abou the high cat of drinks, (Cpyright, 1025, ¥ orhidden), roduction | Observations “May I hold your I\And: on TIIC Weat/ler Washington, May 28 for Southern New England: | tonight and Friday; not mue | change in temperature, Moderat south and southwest winds, Yorecast for lastern New | Fair in south, uneettled in portion tonight and York nort crate south and southwest winds, Conditlons: Pressure has falle in the lake region and southwar over the Ohio and centers this morning near Bay, Wis, causing light ahowers in the eentral the upper lake region ward to northern pressure remajns . Greo southwost Texas. Th tively low ove high - over Minnesota, turce are rising slowly in the fn terior and castward to the const rosts were reported only aine, Conditions favor for this change in temperature, RUFFO APOLOGIZES Making Scene When Conductor of Concert Was Too Slow. Berlin, May 2§ Nibitton of temperament, character. istic in many artists of various call ings, was gjven by T Ttalian baritone when earance in Berlin Singing the title r in to,” the s r third “Rigolet that Cond was moving too slowl; for After signalling repeatedly conductor, Ruffo lost with one bound was prompler's box, gesticulating franti cally 0 factions wepe mediately in the formed im the conductor. o r arose that it was impo tinue the performance and the or chestra proved its loyalty conduetor by refusing to play Ruffo had apologized, readily fore curtain and after express. ing his regrets to the « the incident embraced unti ADVANCE PRICE OF LEAD New York, May 28.-~The Ame 1 Smelt Refining today advanced the prie from $.25 to 5.40 cents pe com pound Triple Wedding nd, terrific Dr. ited |t ture n of Wau pleture Stantor ved [to cach A Torecast Fair | { i ; . I'riday; not Por the ladies he cared not & sNAD; | e change in temperature; mod- scattered | alicya from districts but Tempera- from vieinity generally fair weather and not much | (AP) — An ex- to the This Ruffo agreed to do, appeardd be- nductor for and Kissed u “You bet he ls. He h w it h ' HE COAL in our yard represents a selection from the very best collieries in the " world. Missiasippl val- | | leys during the past 24 hours. Th disturbance i of fecble inteneity and This clean, bright, Spring coal is yours at our low Spring prices. n T Deliveries can be made at any | time in standard sizes and the ‘ heat units in our quality is | above almost any other coal you can buy. The Citizens Coal Co. Yord & Office, 24 Duight Court 2 Tel. 2708, Branch Office, 104 Areh St. Tel. 3266. ta Ru: the he made his opera. ENTIRE CONTENTS COPYRIGHTED complained in the tor Dobrowen | him. to the | patience and beside the audience, one for | the singer and the other siding with h opposition sible to con- By CHARLES P. STEWART up your etmi-monthly eheck NEA Service Writer 1 goONCIT _| Washington, May 28.—The effl- p\0 0t empioye, Racretary o ciency expert was a ity dweller, 2 1 Comme! ad 6,000 The country was new to him. pmmares Hooverghadingss (00Rys cancy in his department and wat It #hocked him—its inefficiency did. The cows, In particular! There Asked whom he.was golng to put In he said he was still looking for was a pastureful of them. They it roved about aimlessly. They'd eat the right candidate—R $20,000 man grass for a while on a sunny slope Who was fool enough to take a $6,000 job. in the early miorn. As noon drew When the government does fin! on, they'd walk clear to the other nd of the pasture and eat in the Such a man, it doesu't set'sery wel with him to have the efficiency hu shade of some trees. 'No system mt it at al! rean picking holes fn the 820,000 1t o sald the $6.000 work, the clency expert, “would li up hoard putting the |queur, and eat right alon; 1itle fincrease ru‘ la lann mower runs, and s comptroller genera back, a parallel, ordering him to return what he's ai- they'd get ready received. 1ot less exc However, it suits the give whieh really runs | The efticiency expert If e 11y to make the cows do thi t ho there wouldn't be any reaso | worried the cows &0, and had ‘em such a board. ; eating grass on the boiling hot hill- It has to inefficiency to side at noon, and in the chilly shade provide an escuse for itself, anl ot the trees at v eve, and they ; ”2"“ less milk ptroller cently,” continued the "when 4 “effi- | way he does in o rastination the way |brakes on any earns and the adjoining swatk heap more food for a cise and paturally they'd more mi cificiency bureau the whole system were efficient create co-opera ith the tion hoard and the con crad it does wel Senator Watson eryhady Kknows prohibition ien't being er forced” wasn't a charge, such as t out-and-out. nets make, but an a mission whic might out as come from the White Tones board. ‘The procrastination hoard is Watson virtually said he what we call it in government Spraki for the President slang. But the nub of Bl “I misspoke efficlency bu- | marks was his annonneenmer reau's mission 13 to keep the goy- |tremendous ement and discour- 'about to T aged procrastina t vt tion rd's is to see that corre for it |‘~\~< sponding positions in all the diffe la® can b ent departments are equally poorly paid efficiency even e | gave government said a ! employe, ‘“shows deral bureau of efficlency works. It works In conjunction with {the procrastination board. “I mean to say the cl parable,” rrassed liow wssification since nment employes sore le wi time, The : them to modi- ybody but has suggested istration 1 demonstratio avidence of good faith?—prepa to telllng the country, * best burcau e where | promotion. The you're no 1t you're promoted, never tination boi your salary ernment’s done its proves good | you are. [t the procr ldelays any advance i | When finally you do get comptrolicr general decldes rned entitled to it and say it the meaning reads into what Now it's most | not case you refuse, do them ring injury |vack, Ir in the vicinity o! viciously atta PEACE INBIRDLAND 2o e, Blue Jays Get Lost Children : Back in Nest should anyens ve selves driven h thoroug birds, and woman nearby was of the birds from an especially carious position in the middle of t road, that she bled from number of o kidnap one of ! sham { < ¢ 1 ald the been tion to kecp it fore among t Children living Ellls str E s Ty ot e he naining fwo birds te {mmigrant fa g carly this spring 0ok up sl- he yther an dence amid the uppermost of a tree on Boush Main strec !the corner of Ellis street. In family five yesterd flourishing were robust youngsters. Al went storm which r wrecking of the little home and o tumbling of three of frig ) lened youngsters into t Blre - | below. )| And for tr father and 1 UMMER COLDS are lingering and annoying. The very first night apply ICKS VAPORUB Ovar 17 Million Jave Used Yearly [ 1 'aid their " able glings safely parents wer ‘ (over, just as determined that no ome