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HANNA IN WHAT WO AROTT 6 b FIRST RANK OWS TH1 1 HEROIC RIFFIANS AND CIVILIZATION N HIP M1 NFGRO SRV ¢ TRl i o Aamrt Y SRS xyouy: e oy NEW BRITAIN DAILY HERALD, MONDAY, MAY 11, 1925, o e o [ otsand Fancies suw the Sher BY ROBERT QUILLEN estically over Now 5 —— 188 oSt plentiful ar to farmers 1ot live longer ip the you can park longer plunging & ring suit means phrase v goods I the CLAIMS T[] ROUT 25 Years Ago Today at Date C{;mu e Rel m y Qbservations On The Weather Maxson. The 1M op management extends AN invitation to its friends To help themselves to chuckles gay Like Free Lunch of a former day, A Lesson In Salesmanship Boss:—"Miss Stms, you entertain 100 much company during business ours. Wy, you have more callers in a day than 1 have in a month!"” Miss Sims ell. why don't you o to your callers like I THIL RACE TO NOME (By Balto, the Hero Dog-leader Typhus in Nome With news that filled dread Tvphus the world with and not a vial there Of serum to aid the doctors’ care, Send jt! But how? when winter's Rrasp Held Nome, clasp. They talked of ships—but the ice sald "No They talked of planes—but the jag- ged floe Looked up and grinned at walled off, in an fey the sulien talked and talked as the days sped by Then my master sl shed, Opened the door, aled, to us huskies, 1p For thore's work for every mother's pup. Mush! you Malamutes!" Off we sped With our preclous cargo lashed to leaped to the dragged out the Yelled “Up, Boys, Civer the ice, through snow and slaet d and froze on our padded cracked and the slits filled up with dirt gosh, how the knife-eded The Summer issue of the Tele- phone Directory goes to press soofl, The forms for listings of telephone numbers close on Saturday, May I16th. Changes in present listings should be given us as soon as possible. If you plan to have a tele- phone installed, arrange for it now, so that your number will be in the new Directory. When we mushed our way through FINSTEINTHEORY : GaplaluSeeSa"sflls[nsc'wenes ol sl o &now-crust hurt! 4 dog., Me, and I hate to brag t T sure did have some cripples Telephone, write, or call at N S our nearest business office—. spoon, And Nome looked forc-noon. today. good on the cold cheering strest And look the weight off our poor, tired feet, t0 £ay just one thing The Present Tendency -“You say you left your o'clock and arr pad station at I you doing in the in- t were : it out and save it {nspire you o groater deeds for he Bookman Prizes for the Rest Humorous Vors appearing in “Why I couldn’t get in —Rudte L mar- Suited Him “How are your neigh- phonograph m any time to get crossword UAPUBLISHED LETTERS OF FAMOUS MEN Dear Queen Elizabet 1 doy not offe man, and ] Mre. Harry ¢ His Chosen l'nm Hohert looked forwa coming of an uncle v e to muee T know that in volence tha my request with Mamma s Mrs, 1da M Walter Tt e Tucky Accident Your house sery Yes. My wife of a cigarett estarday.’ *Tis Often Thus in sala R. T WALLY THE MYSTIC He'll Answer Your Questions are the ones who The Alarm 1 Love's entuugl om cas No Optical Niusion W Trend Toward Left In Municipal Elections alioting of the m There'll Be No Struggle One Policy The Balto poem is a llttle master- THE SOUTHERN NEW ENGLAND TELEPHONE COMPANY BELL SYSTEM One System Universal Service arfiz;zy S’«o@‘ or ultivation now — the Writer A an valley of the River Plate BY CHARLES P. STEWART NEA Service May 11.—Congress- And that is Davey of Ohio csti- idiy.” et t spread out,” cg if &he tried ew y, ‘“we must ‘xm\mei lar South Loing settled rap- guarded from | as required, its ¥ may be increased. “Otherwise, though the rich al ivs will he well fed, this will he- famine for the o of cheap fer- was-discussing the of Muscls Shoals hat's our need.” Rut why the future, until w olicy,” r worry about what's ir come to it? “It's es Davey, “to neg » question of your food sup- ylv until you begin to starve.” - JEWS OFFENDED BY INGES STATEWENT ~ But Bishop Manning Says Dean Was Probably Jésting York, May 11.—Much discus- as bean aroused by the pur- of Dean Inge of s catliedral, London, that vs might well rebulld the » of Solomon in New TYork e they have the largest num enty of Gentiles statement New York World indicates | ins to quote the dean mccur- atement which, it as he made an he left for Lon 1 Saturday. Bishop Mann scese of the Protestant Epis issued a statemen ng if the dean was he was probahly y in the st serte ing. head of the Nen fellow eitizens ion to contributions ild th e Divine in rris of Temple Ta the dean had no poranecously h inclined to ex 1 or n in eriticism of t DIVISION WINS | Manager B room boys 1