New Britain Herald Newspaper, March 21, 1925, Page 6

L] New Britain Hera!:' | HERALD PUBLISHING COMPANY Tssued Da At Herald 1) SUBHCRIPT $3.00 & Vear 42.00° Thre unday Exeopt ! Church 10N RATES *s Mo Entered at the Post nd TELEPHO nu 088 room always Member Audit Bur s a A LARGI MORE o popula now 70 have a po an very in for every 500 ernment—"experts req to insu univ would be rsa ma re may be opinlon as to wi Yequired upon this city. The prevented s T n the past few ye new patrolmen w but not adde not icers were tho R ¢ mains as it ha grante with approxim 6 of this o pri enough alons ent, but there that the ent complement of near future abitants, ce force of one riall N . o1 enu nest R CITY, POLICE in is one pc eman for Some clties patrolman of municipal gov- " perhaps — W the latt ho uires ire airtight policr at 1t this T crin liffere a of itions bein ATS. ikeliliood jo with fts pres- men in the very population of the elty is inc g more rapldly than the aver: assume forc order citizens which now some parts of cannot service they we THROWIN( INTO “GA London tha to the Legisiat vestigation comt should go into “to cut dowr Charles Bry vice-president FORECANTING WORTH TH ™ It an foret tornado fr foa should be ¢ terest of sav it is iliogical to zed poli law and + A SCARI DEALERS TORNADO S 1 EFTORT WHEN DEATH LURKS IN A The L ainia co the d Lusual 1 A8 an ' yiained every safety of Its sefore the explos “SAF mo: E MINE” ether additions ave | 1 had made an examina | wit and pronounced it perfect | ihat state he litlon | the 1 pears that cight years ago A\l Killed t th s explosion in the mine n 1 since thut time com- | in y had gone to extremes in - at Wting to keep the mine up \ighest modern standards o ascertain what caused er the cvent is udifficult matter, T rything | lisuster ginia o a homb, as It pl & wire hill on the hip" in a rallroad train in lias the power to arrest it of muges i would not COMPARATIVE VALUL OF BUSINESS SITES w lating Indig it lquor « higlh nsurate s of t But bootleggers, ro- hment aking \ location s | Mmoo that business is site chosen from time immemorial, and | ! they have heen successful establish- |diana than ments, but not more so than othcrs situated elsewhere, all things con- sidered. In selecting a site, much de- pends upon the character of busi-| Cold parent that the new location is sur packing posed to be of it is desired to reac asicr access to th and when t a epot where the of people pass is not Just ssary in all lines of business, As to the advantages of According the might One si with the eastern side, ther be a diversity of opinion 1o | cggs are may be good for some ciasses of are broken pay storage fres! 1rs do not stop to let off passengers the western side of the might work to its disa ) in ports it COOPERATION NEEDED TO SAVE LIFE Nohec « 1ge crates. affort mor that empting LTI ¢ stat s in a 1 1t down automo- I police witl busi o rowi patr L%l de COLD STORAGE AS “FRESH" storage w houses: ey usually do not really fr just orage i ey con ontrolled by the packing inte re nati instances are marked *fres to on committ kno But as ges a found ss of selling t produ 1 is a bi a sl " HIERCE BLIZZARD IN WEST CANADA - "o On of Worst Storms in Years Sweeping Country great eRRS eges unique provi hildren of a man intoxication from those quor, as well as causing the in- law embodics Wheeler Coniiec in 1 i the ticut deal ad opinion to care hay such law natural Will the | wna, the work? f the boot 00 v or will it in for price liguor, the inereased Will ther wd Imy ir ¥y 11 the ustomers of | custom of rtually i to prevail? altogether d ent officers | partments, And probahly are no better in In- | anywhere else, EGGS are parasitce ind from the western r storage plants Sts— ultimate ach the onsumers in this tier of states they ve eggs and in e witness fore housewives »w whether fresh until the shells in m; much lers selli m cold a'()r-‘ ts 1o the as such; but 1em as gen- prevented hefore the L (ture having this end in view, bu p between a | 1ot of Mar, provinee blinding Can ) 8 were bliz- | Mani- izzard anany far | Observations On The Weather MARING OR BREAKING PROHIDRITION ser n obliged | | poultry in- | Great,” & FactsandFancies HY ROBERT QUILLEN So this is clvilization! Fable: He went broke, but his wife's people admired him still, bor par Among the v below trimony, s are now consider- the bonds of Uncle Sam lock wasn't for bis, is no willing Shylock. to wait Shy- sixty Novelists 1 need color, no longer There travel is scandal carriers have one terature is gettin ar, con- light- 1y that 10 man is a hero to the chap makes a bronze of him. No man using ts an ardent following hy words on the opposi- tion. soft Don't about posterity, This age is serving it well as a horrible example, worr One nice thing about getting old. | of art suggests the thought | | The kiss you give a pretty girl is | herly. Normal American: One who thinks his pet law would hasten the millennium, Keeping ¢ keer Il of the laws requires a of duty or a keen sense humor. of the Possibly reformer gets no re- sults b most of us even now are as godd as e, American drug stores undred million dollars' not counting pos sell eight worth a year, ge stamps. i | i | No law really corrupts adults un- | s has to work on, pretty sorry specimens owl looks wise. a wise one to get about at these times. No take in wonder the p isn of Congre so bad, but begin that way. Increasin just onee bad habit men a Mhe sponsors of “liberalism” may clean, but their principle must judged hy tr le it attracts, Corrs itence: moth; an ha 0, he iated Editors, | 25 Years Ago ‘Toa’ay From Paper of That Date Alderman a political scr common ¢ cil sought the Mr., Curtis Curtis and p at th officials, ed and Man- ther chool uth group wi tnstituti son cent Russwin Te spects terick Bur ar productior cting assc New ciation at the Tontine Ha today lers that safd nmigratic principal speake muel Raymor Bible society, formerly i ity mission her vote next Fri- | The Catastrophe By Daisy Baker Hay You'll be a-mewscd at this, T think; 1t is a true cat story, The very best one, 1 In all the cat-agory. A cat called on a b believe, wver, once; ase tell me, pretty sir, What will a cat-amount to, if He's gold at so much purr?” “Search me!"” can't Get that quite through my dome.” ‘Well, then,” sald Pussy, “where can 1 Go buy cat-a-comb? And it hard thinking over that Makes you a trifle weak, [ know where we ean get a drink— A cat-nip, 80 to speak.” the beaver sald, I The beaver yawned tremendously, And Tight here Pussy scored, “In someone's cat-alogue I saw Another heaver board.” At that the beaver gave a look That should have made her shiver, And shouting, “Well, I will be dammed!" jumped into the river! Hurry Girl's father: “"Ho, hum., Well, T guess I'll smoke a cigar and then g0 1o bed.” Tmpatient cigarette."” He ' suitor: “Here! Have a Latest Georgette las The “Did you know sued her husband for divorce?" “No! On what grounds?” “Radio cruelt She wanted to listen in on music and he always tuned in on prize fights and ball | sames.” —C. C. How 1t Happens Country cousin: “I suppose you city people never sce anything green.” City cousin: “Oh yes, we do—lots of country people visit the city, you know."” —Rud One on the Fishing Club By Dr. Walter 1. Traprock In the spring of '08 I bet the gident of the La Tuque Tishing in the province of Quebec, that in four days 1 could every fish in the Big Lake without using rod, reel, hook, line, or net. He took me up, of course. My method was simplicity itself. Trom Emile Blanchet, the head forester of the tegion, 1 procured three s for a package of cigarcttes. 1 set off my dynamite at the edge of the dam of the lake, blowing a pr club, $1,000 catch | ten-foot hole in the rim through | not | was t which The time was early cvery fisherman knows, all game fish swim up stream. As the lake iwindled the trout fought madly to keep in the diminishing course, all that the water naturally flowed. May when, as remained of the lake was | of water seven miles long, covered by a mound of gasping trout, Driving over the lake bottom a truck 1 gathered up the fish wager was on. the incident is in in a shovel and the The rich part of this: Tt had cost the club the and th for gene for thre the lea tly all members T x body. In cost of rebuilding the dam, 1 do recall the but T know that the and 1 had a hearty laugh ard. to lake could ation of t. stock hope nother trout Conseque signed in vears at about )00, no! exact good one on us. “Walter,” “and it came near being one, too said, The Verdict “Did Aaid. is man's cow ne 2 | 1 gined she was 1 me for two miles, ory you or you not hull right v im a Tricky Triolet Counter . Applied Reading I took a good book To my little son ¥rank, My work 1 forsook And took this good To him in a books I'm a k a good 1 him a spank! Naomi The boolt crank. Nelson . It Has Happened that tran he Lim con ased was 8l a dance. a trance leap at s in would not Mr. with handsomce as in a trance— sat beside her! Parry. Fditor's Gossip Shop Well, let's some- thing this we vers Dr 4 H Polly; Baldpaty; Kid Boots Jingle-Ja Mystic; Rewe the Campus ( Onward merrier! Just as we g to s goin ts they Plastic who The hoy her was was pr ks of dynamite in exchange | water- | At the end of the third day | $20,000 | addition, there | our honor. | . the poems; | —THE 0B On the City The need of women in the con- duct of city affairs, emphasized during the past week, Is not so much a delicate compliment to the sox as it 1s an acknowledgment that women can do certain work for which men are unsuited. Mayor Paoncssa recommended that the charter be amended so that policewomen can be appointed. This suggestion met with approval in the common council and wil now be passed on to the committee on cities and boroughs of the legis- lature, Judge B, W. Alling showed his appreclation of certain condi- tions by appointing a permanent woman probation officer, Policewomerf, now on duty in many cities, have proved that they can function successfully where nmen would fail. With the new free- dom of the sex has come need of resgraining license, Women, like men, sometimes mistake license for | freedom and when this occurs it is | necessary for society to step in and call a halt. The appolntment of women to the police force is a sign of the times. The day — or night — when self respecting women remained | home after dark, unless escorted by a protecting male person, has passed. Being out in the evening does not indicate lack of character in a woman. The emancipation of woman is complete. She votes, eats in one-armed restaurants, walits for her turn in barb shops, smokes and drinks in public without any apologies. Sober-minded —women realize that this new-found free- dom is being abuscd by some of their little sisters, who have not awakened from their daze at having obtained it. And they are among the first to approve the appoint- ment of women officers of the law because they know that regulation is necessary. In explaining hls recommenda- | tion_for policewomen Mayor Pao- i | nessa said he had been informed that girls who attend dances smoke and drink in the. dressing rooms. | It it is proper for men to stroll out | between dances for a smoke it can- ! not be such a horrible crime for girls to do the same, But drinking, well that's another mattér. Many girls are eaid to carry small flasks under their garters and from thes ) they imbibe when the desire for | stimulant, vulgarly called a “kick," asserts itself. Drinking in dance hall dressing rooms by either sex should not be tolerated and if the | girls are doing it they should not | have any more leniency than their brothers. The selection of a woman for permanent assistant to the proba- {ion officer i8 a step in the right di- \ rection. Children are more amenable | to adyice trom a woman, whose in- tuition assists in handling cases with diplomacy and sympathy alien 140 the sterner sex. It is also proper | that she should have cases in W hich members of her own sex are prin- cipals because she can talk to them more freely and with greater con- sideration for their problems. The day is not so far distant | when we should have women in the common council. There are several who have demonstrated their sound udgment and ability in other pub- lic offices and there is no reason why they should not sit with the law making bod like New Britain, is suf- from growing pains as re- flected in a demand for better and more 00l accomnrodations, The problem is becoming more acute in the Bell City but the citizens are their duty without flinching investing heavily in Bristol, ring weing ind buildings. In B lations tricts, are new stol, the school accommo. cm i3 handled by ai Taxpayers in each district provide fhe schools although the neral managem all institu- tions is vested in ty board o pro’ The OF r firm be- ization of author- mat- good citizens 1 er in the c it a ters, s ie ntra lity in school it respon gk of Bristol get th and foster a movement for the con- together w solidation ¢ hool districts ed by 2 1 other communities. The system is antiquated, It door ‘open to discrimina- i | the same plan | Britain | district s th s adoj eay gainst cl of a district ancial burdegs auscd by the issuance of bonds, and ry child should have equal op- ty to gain an education. In Britain funds for the admin- atio schools comes from There has been he segregation rom the tax levied ny time in pointing out priations made for Whether the s vver segregated wiil differen The money = out of the pockets of property and, in the writer's opinion, brings gr returns than any | other investment Under the present s which cannot poi N¢ ist of the purpo: no ater em in Dr ther And the athising grandf. ked him boy hay 052" pstairs in my little bed,” was rhart Limitations g Does your sien her time over cross word pu She uld say not. Sh out in > spel “T sk be able Jred years.” mes J. O'Cong rs to Yesterday's Cross Word Limericks Hot ecutives | SERVER— Makes Random Observations and Its People sald Was it Mr. Barnum who “There's one born every minute? Never mind, it doesn't matter, Who- ever sald it was right. It proef of this is needed, it is necessary only to turn back the pages of the news- papers for a foew days and read of the swindle of a large number of hard-working housewives by a slick gentleman who Induced them enroll in a elub with the expecta- tion that they would get something for nothing, The agent's game was to ecollect a small amount of money each week from members of the club. At the end of the week a name would be drawn and someone wouyld get a set of dishes. Jor scv- eral months the smooth-tongued agent, who had winning ways about him, succeeded in enlisting a large number of women in his club. No one with whom members were acquainted ever won. Then the bubble burst. The only winner was the gentleman who was collecting the money. He will have the pleas- ure of explaining to a judge of the superior court. There's a moral in this. Trade with men who are in one spot long enough to become acqualnted. Trade with merchants who have cs- tablished a reputation for integrity and who will make an adjustment it their wares are not up to the standard represented. Distant hills look green and distant china sets look pretty but it would be to the advantage of buyers to do their purchasing nearer to ftheir Conducting clubs must be a profitable business, It is said that a stack of cards five inches high and containing the names of women in this vicinity was found in the office of the company “giving away” the sets of china. All were “members” of the club. From the Rome * AD: The proposal made in the senate yesterday to the effect that women constables be hired for the purpose of preventing women from drinking wine or eating olives in the temples |and public baths has occasioned [m\u'h discussioa as to the success of {similar plans in the future, Horace, |the famous poct and the world's |greatest authority on women, re- |callea several instances today for the {benefit of an “'Orb" scribe: | An identical scheme was placed lin force at Carthage some centuries ago, when several women were plac- od in the baths to arrest others of [thefr sex detected drinking imported {wines. The plan failed, as the fe- {male constables were found too sus- ceptible to bribery, frequently —re- ‘Daily Orb” of 4 |lcasing an offender in return for a | | saddled |clandestinely - transferred lipstick. "F\\'n others were discharged for ex. cessive gossipping and the spreading | lof unfounded gcandal about the pa- Itrons of the baths, These unfortu- nate incidents occasioned the trans fer of the women constables to the (eireuses, where it was thought, they | | woutd, by their presence, cause a | change fqor the better in the invec- |tive hurled at defeated charioteers. |The Carthaginian state was ruined financially by this plan, hank- |ruptey followed the treasury de- |partment’s futile attempt to kegp up [with the rapid change in uniferm styles The feminine constabula urated in Athens was demobil when the city council, while trying to grant their employes' request for pale blue uniforms with pink wttes, refused to accede to their de- mands that the costumes be of finest silk from the Indus. The war hetween the Babylonians and the Amazons was recalled by poet. Tn this titantic struggle, it will be remembered b 'Orb" reeders, tol, there is a chance for neighbor- hood jealousies to interfere with the school program. This was witnessed lately in the twelfth rict where petty personalities were indulged in heea the of several 1t solidated sys- tem were in effect for the general improvement city schonls would he made 1ent may be adve woul ris of cdu- of in- rs so of hostility | ractions the co a broad prog of possible. ed that eoted arg | certain districts would and favol work out this w h: cation 1y composed telligent men upon whose shon responsibllity dges not lightly and who want to sce the whole com- munity gain, This is the case in |New Britain. Th schools here which are not up to the stand; ard but the sit being remedicd as fast as possible and within a few years city will | have o schoo nt of which it will be proud otherrs are st sit atic is this le flaws in the New system arc the Lin- | comn and the Monroe |street school. The former, because 1ot proper sanitary ment poor heating, is a blem- ish which brings bLlushes to the cheeks of parents. In the Monroe ck of room discourages the teaching staff, as well as the fathers and mothers of the district, Dur- ing the first semester there were 67 children in the first grade on half |time. During the second ithere was only the who Two notab | Britain sche tr school lack of equip- an #chool, ! one session dally in kindergarten and many children had reached their fifth | 2ay and who, through their parents, | tad the right to demand admittance, leould not bhe received. In spite of installation of twe portable school buildings. there are now 26 first grade pupils on halt time The Monr t school is cducational headquarters for a dis- trict of homes, It is a pleasant part of the city in which a great many ople own their homes in which.they take pride. They would like to sce the board of education hurry along its program which in- cludes facilitics demanded by modern The “Standing Room on the the o siree the own cquirements, sign be oor of the old building long enough e broomati to | homes. | { plece of real | was | purpose ro- | not | Babylon with flatirons, They were defeated, however, when Neveran- other, the Babylonian general orders eod that hs catapults should lay down a barrage of chocolates, The advancing Amazons checked their attack, gorged themsolyes, and were defeated when thelr stomachs began to loop the loop, * In order to be falr, Horace cited one examplo where the idea was a success, When the Tyrian army was attacking Fgypt, their own gity was besleged by the Iittites and could not hold out. Estimatingithe invaders at 1,000, the King of Tyre sont out 1,000 of the fairest maldens of his city, At the sight of the hand- somo Hittites rushing toward them, the girls dropped thelr spears .and uscd their eyes, The Hittites ¥ere conguered and 1,000 marriages were celebrated the following day. ““Thus a great war was ended,” finighed lorace, adding, as an afterthought, “but 1,000 little wars were started.” . o More power to the legisigtive committce which s raid to favor eale of gasoline at cost by the state Automobile * drivers cannot e convinced that they should fairly pay 26 cents a gallon. for the fucl, They do not belicye, despite any ex- tended remarke by high salaried press agents and lawyers, that it is for producing companies + this rate, They know that for less only few miles the state of Massachu- the necessary to charsc it is sold away in setta, Within a few months the rise in the price of gasoline has been efght cents, an increase of nearly 50 per cent. It is dificult to convigee {he average man that a busines® which boosts its prices that much in such a short period is rightly managed. The only explanation, as they see it, is that a few companies have & corner on the market und can squeeze the. consumer for all they can get, It would for the state bhe a novel experience of Connecticut to go into the gasoline husiness but it would be worth trying if for no other purpose than to teach a les- son to the high-minded producers who jump their price a cent every time y decide to buy a valuable estate in New York city and erect a million dollar building. The ill to annex a strip of New- jngton to New Dritain has been in- ferred in the legislative sarcopha- gus and will remain there indefinite- ly. 1t is doubtful whether it comes out even on judgment day, The public had no confidence in the measure. Tt was suspicious from the beginning that there was some- thing hiding in the woodpil It impossible to learn the real of the bill's sponsors but it was hinted in the halls of the senate that a desire to increase the value of Newington real estate, which ~ would be included in the sgrip, was the real motive., New Dritain was not interested the project, which would have a necedless expense on the city in the way of tuition for high school pupils who in Newin, There is no reason why we should have been interested, We had nothing to galn and cverything to lose if the project were 1t is to he hoped that cvery ehild in Newington who desires a high school cducation gets it, but not out ot New Britain's pockethook. n in 1 live ton. successiul, IR R L e “SALTS FINE FOR ACHING KIDNEYS t fol} hutthc kidneys bowels, get sluggish and and need a flushing occa- sionally we have hackache and dull misery in the Kidne region, severe headaches, rheumatic twinges torpid liver, acid stomach, sleepless- ness and all sort of Dblad: disor- 1ers. You sinply neys active a 1 ment you feel a or pain in the kidney region, get about four ounces of d Salts from any good drug store here, tuke a fablespoon- ful in a glass of water hefore hreak- ast for a few days and your kid- neys will then This fam- ous salts is made from the acid of and lemon jnics, combined with lithia, and is harmless to flush clogged kidneys and stimulate them to normal activity. 1t also helps neutralize the acids in the urine so it no longer irritates, thus helping to relieve bladder disorders. Jad Salts i8 harmless: inexpens sive; makes a delightful effervescent lithia water drink which everybody should take now and then to help keep their Kidneys el A well-known local druggist saye sells lots of Jad Salts to folks who believe in trying to correct kid- ney trouble while it is only trouble. Mo like 11 clogged w8 forget kid- the mo- » your grapes he USE SEIBERTS PASTEURIZED MILK AND CREAM semester | Dbirth- | K and bombarded | CHILDHOOD HAPPY HOU Milk fits into a child's life with a zestful, healthful purpose. It is a food that all medical men insist the child needs. Pure milk—like_ours. ESEIBERT 6 SO 437 PARK ST PHONE 1720 NEW BRITAIN, CONN 3 NANE SURE 175 SEIBERTS *