New Britain Herald Newspaper, February 19, 1925, Page 6

British minister the in the of forelgn New Brltaln Herald HRRALD PUBLISIING COMPANY revealed tions" Why Coolidge House it is nee cony of Commo: he ssary 1o fosued Dally (Sunday Excepted) At Herald Bldg. 61 Church Street will he able L public than anost peoplc Thanks, v g Chamberlain's ASD, 0 ) SUBSCRIPTION RATES $3.00 & Year. $2.00 Three Munth. garding this important matter %6 o Montn | F P | great plan is pulled out from b Entered at the Post Office at New Britain | the hushel as Becond Clase Mall Matter The proposal of the Coolidse TELEPHONE CAL| Business Offic Editorial Rooms ... minlstration s th disc |in th | craft restric '] - construction of such aux s woere not covered by " | Washington arms treaty alr The only profitable advertising medium 1 In the City, Cireulation books ane | press room always open to mdvertisers limitations may be fincluded, limitation of land armaments | t th Lt ¥ upon n Slember of the Associnted Fress. The Associated Press titled to the u The proposal a 1s exclusively en re-publication of o1 not otherwise also local | tious time. | | I'RUTH ABOUT IS KNOWN TEXNTILES ly news published nerein. Member Audit Gurenn of Clreulntion | : cing safe n The A. B yut the which furn te & natlonal viganization | pust (Es LRIy newspapers and strictly honewt ana Our clrculation” statlstice this audit. tneures [, or st fraud n newspaper | The great New distribution figures to botb natlonal and | gitution had the local advertisers. 1t and the —_— | worst v available, via 1 Ame ulation, n company England teaxtl worst year | istory extile t nee the Civ The Herald to on sale dally he ne e Civil York at Hotallng's News Stand Bquare; Schultz ws Stand, Grand Central 42nd street. n New mes | trance according to the . Woolen American company. in 1924 had a deficl STREET TMPROVEMENTS VASTLY POPULAR The ann governme by the company $11,069,83 T—compared with a year before of 26,623, 1 dumps to such the textile ness s ral ¥ in the an e c in spite of a first class tariff is and now going to ti rmin board for Mecting fers from the budget AS PORTS GO X particular— as Times h of New W much rk 'S proving s There has b Im- Yo aspirants, erential, street improve there was no i | me tio objection ‘ommon Coun wing 1 LG AT the X port Philad ended and none is expected in City phia t Meeting hoard ains! The reason his attitude taltimore over the .4 ts is that 1 with re garding iitroads long portion fzed large for forcign ship moder demand; G e | competition v eing upor in conformity the | southern ports “New York is in position of neutrality, first cither eq the automobile age, Nowadays nothing 1 o than poor streets sasliy u ization or It 1aey tem ma rin INSURANCE RATES ON AUTOMOBILES After having up r worke agitation uselts critic onerous mobile bandits, tences to a tomobile thieves and such Frank A. Goodwin, tor vehicles, registrar ¢ off on tion MUSIC WITH THE A NEW “LITERA i RE” ' of has g a tack—and another The horizon tic enemy on the films. arousir wrath of tinctive for its purpos t and piano music, violin music, symy estra o panies in Massachusetts.” Whether y include “op iterature” o trun hose wit f tho LT owing fz headquart ticut We are |y ature applying to any othe not aware, cions upon Mr. the fi clusive, Goodw being 1panies | oo o other Mas ms on li collected in \chusetts $61,8 e e 072 in premit ty, proper- and of films. This music to ty damage | publishea by cvery in the same perio 818,805 in losses ublisher S.’mml 1l expenses of to pay for the overl 1 to fill ma ace the ir profits, 1t the companics companies and 1 | cine ompaniment don’t cut is enormous on the figures, Goodwi anastof the state s ance busi Massach uss 599,694 1 mot ¢ as and organs, surance said It insura Gooc Although at first the pictures w WHERE “QUASI-JUDICIAL” DOESN'T APPEAL business ¢ rule you lose your an injunc hearing in “railroad truck ow: Desig Bay bas a ring ¢ ting state even more than statements would be subversive to law ar Hartford NEW NAVAL CONFERENCI BECOMES PUBLIC Presid Attemp! ts says. Su regard ovder, The naval on auxiliary 1ips, Coolidge has been Aring about, would & dark secret until such Wiashington autMorities fent to make ment, had not Auses Chamberiain, new B which have remhir time as the were ¢ an official annou rate S ns. so- | the to M, | the remarks re; the hind ad tions illury the affalrs, | theaters of the country 1s heard by eretive about such a mattée is more | of them hear good music, frequent- "who give | clties nowadays ! parts of the country they are nearly craft | wut a not the try is rican | le in- n its business had War, anual report of the The t of profit hould | xtent hard NEW YORK “SITTING PRETTY, | confl- | to | rk Com- - I never 0 | human and t the | rous | ture ments | happy is St musi e the music | contains the more people than musie under any Millions and evory one other clreumstanes, so¢ films every day, ly exceedingly well played musie, at time, The tI in the Uecades in its relationto the masses the {of angulsh leaving the has | sime rater changed Russlan mightily last few | The legitimate speaking stage has e At any Americ rate rate been crowded nearly ¢ the clitics. usively into lurger Traveling troupes | good plays in the smaller The the_ ofti ger than the people. X are rare: in some unknown, - s only fair, to war Borah's == not l-0-a-n. O1d - fashioned Charge!” Modern | Uncle Sam: “Chafgo it But the film theater exists It the some- | that everywhere; and whereas in traveling troupes, music was thing to hear between the acts, in | ' ¢ film theaters it is heard all the wa time, except for the short interval The | be- | when the players take a rest. resuit 14 that the masses have bettor acquainted with musie in its good p well as in some of its worst phases. The good | is surviving and growlng, hecause it sence of beauty which cannot be climinated or submerged. In film theaters in Ni orchestras numper upwards of far musicians the he music | the York largest the 8till, the S0 tires doesn’t the number of performers—a of possible arger aggregation | source than were ever in “A new simply means fellow in a new place, egitimate” theaters, played is of The symphonic excellence. the following sult smaller to best theaters in cities have An educated A n that local con- | sult breath of the the bebtiadian. e of & darned alien. ditions afford. The re is that throughout the entire Our Jand acceptable tantly heard music is being con- {to scorn us. in these places of amusement. When to this great lives radio and the phouo- | Money isn't ars the inercase of added the don't is mud off. music in our in- | tc of the = o he dgduction is logical that | has fluence graph, t Ramsay MacDonald. history of the |cuit manufacturer of | enough. of | before race the concord harmony and the sinuous outline === The old bos it didn't helplessly melody been such a prominent fe a- | leave of our lives. | in circles, Good music uplifts; the uscs to B v placed A ow that which bad music is frequent hus a degrading tendenc musi- cal census probably would s is in tthe ,ascend- | the uplift variety 1eAs A worll were mier Herriot's sug-| A the can countr unimportant one pay-as-you-go policy in g ed _borrow since the war, | with the pol Yet nand those respect who for m Louis l.ou- Taw f comn 00,000,000 in P he Danks States observe This to running whether th recru- when would a car he borrowing businees mpted to | | Democr standing it lin. The poles. bette th as a shape married life r film sLars. consider Never worry population. If | somebody can ‘i””” it. at “two can live it i enongh left over to the entire or buy Correct this ggested the s\u d like a (Protected by Lou igh spots S A Inc.) being able the to | at a figure his *r 1d make average busi- with envy, he | all in love with | at the : secretly marrigd How about it 88 same | | Geral- | The committce on i is not film marriage ') Arb 0 |issued during the in accordance {by Alderman O ceipts from this before, past y (“Fatty” wed 1, will F. C rce car but are moncy can be arah Porter, nous school in t midnight Saturd s 86 years o of her school, which than anything else and fame mington erican Ho: Observations On The Weather the L4 ing up Paris ex It and m)r\w\h\l Ssiti w castern N astegn 2 o t and in York Friday, oxtreme and ir fresh to w tonig ner society clected I, upold, George Wessel, Reinhold Kunz Gustav Hipp delegates | held at He Ir Cadwe rd of post ived the returns on, and the followir ppointme Nor! Lillian 1 riers, Louis Lghr In en exhibition at t! last evening, R ' high jump of 5 William Og cight in the Among tl opera “Priscilla the benefit of the pital are Mrs. F. E. Attwoc Mrs. Marcus Whit. Frank Cooper. rday dis- ward is now will tern b local be ice s rece ingt ¢ ph G Wood Jac a1 Go to Assistance Of (‘zx_nad' Mrs P pacifists don’t proposes elevating interest n t .y | hogging most of the road. ol loudly demand 1t | only for the law that pleases them. | his spare always indicate paying teller thinks of him. yell it Europe forte is & lone leader: war leader, friends are those who too much to envy us and too littlc everything. The vibrate enough it in system was bad, a legislature to run which A sob is only the departing cry spirit mess has at least | developed two schools of able lars, " marks thé place where holder begins to feel big- ha wh of revenue tapping the same erican is one who | can understand the good grummar Mr. Epstein won't do that bust of | A certain | did 1 even d might keep a watchman | stranger | parks density of enough sentence saleg lady, petficoat.” ociated Editors, densc ead it into war ox. | Want a divorce? ¥ Favty erd Fancies Gof, BY ROBERT QUILLEN By R. E. Alexander | “Doggone it all! 1T got t' wait | Again — it's Uncle Will this time, |'N" Augt 'Em, 'n' ‘a dozen kids— ‘N' one chicken! 1 tell y' I'm Tired of it — I want t' eat! [T want some o' the' white moat! “It's always: wait, We'll suve some stuffin' f'r y! |Last time it was a wing s nd ‘Now, Ted, you ¢' to They-left one piece o' cake f'r me! | They didn't leave no gravy! Say, {1 there was comp'ny ev'ry |"'N' there was lemon pie th' day | Th' minister was here, 'n' he— When Mom says: “Have | piece,’ ' | (An* there was one plece left— me) says: was gone— N' me a Heathen from then on! 1t | gomeday I'm first— there's enough of thing! They're always tellin® burst! | | I l While me: ‘You' {'N' after I've licked ev'ry plate, | I'Il call 'em in—'n' let 'em wait! | Her Irish Was Aroused An Irish lady came before |jndge and asked for a divorce, } “Are you sure, Madam, that yo “Shure Oi'm shure! That old ful is brutal.” “What 18 vour man guilty of?" “He didn't loike me cooking s | he throwed a dish at me, then h |choked me, thien kicked me, the {knocked me head agin’ the wal |and—" | “You left him_then, didn't you? ‘ “Yes, Yer Honor, I left him — i a hospital.” | —P. . Montgomery. ut The Degree Scott: Osborne {ight?" Page: “T should say cloger than a petting part « —George C. McNutt. Wally the Mystic Answer Your Questions, { Somehow To help the poor, unfutored min A way through life's dark maze t i find, | He'lt by Seems to be why T am on ‘earth; So ask away for all you're worth! . . To Toonk or not to Toonk Dear Wally: Help, for goodness Ts it all right to toonk my This means to souse, oh Mystic Man | My cake in tea or wine, in | under- | world s | Dear Nan: “wel,” | “perhaps | Pr enscs mect this evening to examine i, nd w T} Farmingtc ntion to iminers, m Was smaller unpaid to be held hy persons whose obtained any as done worlg is flattened at the | a 25 Years Ago Today Teom Paper of That Date w di nome. | s proud me to maintain the town of | leri Herbert ( Mr Rape ter, Nirs. George It To souse you ‘\ \\ulrl of \\mmng though, deca \lls K., when you always wrong to toonk a man! Something to Worry About nd | pear Wally Of the Mystic Mind: Your depth of boast, v tell me, What wisdom few ca f you'll be noise annoys an 80 Kind, oyster, Most. | Dear Most: How long have you been dead? Or hid in {or have nolsy some s you never noise tuded cloiste heard it said annoys an oyster? From the Editor's Drawer A Jim Jam Gem! “You are quite M g n Shop? “T aid, Jokes and | Jam: my nal & but the editor think are won't publish them.” —JFred D. Brown, v e e A La Prince of Wales Charles: “What | joke about the hat Frederick ry“ became brim 2" editor of Fu of m ed s —Charles F. lucation By Kid Boots . Clay. E | | peeple | they 1u stop being ignorent, would jest stopping. If you never | was interduced in, all could him how he about the aven went to to skool a educated y would be t nd start t , and if 1 started to mention fracshuns or th orts of China you woudent eve ible to contcrdict him Some peeple go to skool for without lerning how te spell | reckly. the result being they |rather receive Histery an you do felt wealt he co woul is the part about that 1 15 diffrent appened ne wasent for the names dates histery would be The Editor's Gossip Shop ve you noticed how aldpate accounts ar Baldpate adventu 10D readers, told rank by wit tales Traprock. No reason at any imagination |not be | pater. all why, at all, If you hav you shoul = able . Hungerford and | rs of pHon to Mrs. B membr r a rece {Podley and day evenir Gen. 0. 0. Howard de at th yesterday afternoor ¢| The Rusewin-Lyceu Charles Goghl ngs me a nac triotic address n's = T HERALD CLASSIFIED BRING RESLLTS it AV pari Res presents and YaE v L ' w be the wee . we have hunch we may statt Barnyard Bi! s a serles to which you will'k {asked to contributd, after a All of 5 — whefher a farér or | “trage among those not — are interested in the | dies™ that take plac the farm and pigs But wait 1 on | fowl — particularly and cows il next week Too Trathiul You will firver will you, darling? ' Nadine lother. girl, ! Gee! they day! another ‘Thank you — yes!' 'N' that'| goin’ t' git there every- I don't care—I won't leave a wing! asked the judge. dine, y cake in tea or'wine. a humorist, those | Why don’t you senc irite s | o send some stuff to with the motion made rtis were those too good to be origi- ation is the best way to make as leaf keep on not | yeors letters than rite them. of education battles before | and mutc excellent | relatec “Doc” to contribute a Bald- kiss any ot so you'd notice T Mra, J. A, Phillips, As the Romans Do Ethel, a little four-year bld very friendly of ‘mature, being lonely in o boarding house, had contrived to make friends on all sides, One day as she was walking along the strect with her mother, in, passing a cor tain place she caught sight of a gentleman of her acquaintance, and darted up to talk to him, Her mother objected. “Bthel,” she sald, “you mustn't run after the mén Jike' that.” “But, mamma,” sald Ethel in surprise, “all the Fest of the girls do =~=A. L. Cheves. n No, Gertrude, a fellow may show a decid “leaning” toward the fair sex, and still not monfally “inclined," (Copyright, | 19256, Reproduction Forbidden) FORD STARTING HIS OWN HUSEUM Buys Many of Edison's Historic Togls | Fort Myers, Fla,, Feb. 19.—Henry Ford today bought the old tools and laboratory equipment of Thomas A. Edison and will ship to Detroit for display in Tord museum the mater- lals with which Mr, Edison experi- mented apd brought to perfection many of the world's most wonderful inventions. Mr Ford purchased the material fiom W. P, Ross, a blacksmith, who hought the “priceless junk” from Mr, Edison six or seven ycars ago. Ross has made good use of virtually every plece of the Edison equip- neent in his blacksmith shop but in buying it, knew that some day he would be able to realize on it. In his museum in Detroit Mr ¥ord is gathering relics of plone inventions, It is his wish to set aside one room for the works of Mr. Edison, who, to Ford, is more than the world's greatest invehtor. The two are close friends and neighbors on Calosahatchee bay, a mile from Fort Myers, ‘It was in Fort Myers that Mr. Edison worked out a substitute for | the old carbon filament then used in clectric light bulbs. Here he also { perfected the modern incandescent imnp The production of the hu-| al| !man voice through the phonograph o| was brought to perfection here and {the quict workroom wunder the | palms has seen numbers of other | inventions progress to reality. | Ross has worked in the Edison ’lahox tories here at intervals for the past 12 years. During that time a u e 0 e n 1y n son was working on, so closely guarded have been the secrets of the wizard, It is understood that none of his workmen ever knew what Mr, Edison was experimenting on, The equipment which Mr. Ford purchased narrowly escaped destruc- tion twics Shortly before it came into Noss ands Mr. Edison was on the verge of throwing it into the bay because the buildings in which was stored had to be torn down for | & new structure. to sell it might he In Ju 1, o 80 that some made of it. other use n | shop. 2 s y Locked Out. it | { d ) o 0 e he e s r- | d COMES HOME LATE TROM PLY- STRf ING CHESS WITH MIT GRIGSBY, PINDS HE'S TORGOTIEN KEY, AND (IRCLES HOUSE WITHOUT COMING ON A SINGLE WIRD* 0w HE CAN OPEN GINS n| | 1 h 1a | be matri- | he has never known what Mr. Edi- | it | Finally he decided | 1923, it came nearly being | destroyed in a fire which burned the | WIFE'S WINDOW CALLS by the compapies in such. service. ‘The measure also would authorix the city to. establish Ppromot steamship orsother marine e between this port and other domesti or forelgn ports and to acquirélan operate or have operaled suchgves sols as ity councll may deent nfces sary to pravide adequate shipping It is sponsored: by the dlrectof o the: departmient of Wharves, dock and ferries and leading . busines men, - ¥ Phila, Mayor Anxious to Promote Marine Service Philadeiphla, Fob, 19.~Mayor/ Kendrick announced today that he had prepared a bill for introdiction in the state legislature designed to | permit the eity of Philadelphia to lonter into contracts with steamship companies for the promotion of marine service to forelgn ports and providing for a guarantee by the | municipality against losses incurred T FG.KS ALWAYS “THE HEA - ENE 1 THA'I’ OLD FASHI OVERWEIGHT NGgOOD MEASURE ON TRAIT HE Heat ioiks are up-to-tue-minute, Johnny-on- the-spot heat producers—but they steadfastly hold to some old-fashion traits. They work e: hours without overtime. They stay-in at night and never go out. They are honest toilers who work without being watched. They are whole-souled little helpers who only stop when the job is done. If you want to hire some model employees, you can’t do better than “WEAY FOLRS clean coal Call the . for good, The Citizens Coal Co. Yard & Main Office. lmlln ¥ 24 Dwight Court opp. Berlin Tel, 2798, Tel. 2075-5. | | Annual Campaign Week Feb. 16-23 | Cptown Office, Arch St. “Tel, 3200, | | b & o e w i 1 1 -uonn>'cpaon.-._.i.€ cowd You Wiwt Come Across Suburban Heights. {205 UNCOMTORTABLY HOW LOUD Hi5 VOICE SOUNDS ON THE STILL NK 600D GRIEF, HE'LL HRVE THE WHOLE NEIGHBORHOOD UP BELOW AND BE Low ONS HIMSELF SHRINKS INTO' SHADOWS RS MURMUR COMES TROM THE PLRLEYS' WINDOW. MRS. P WOULD BE JUST THE ONE TO PHONE POLICE THAT A MAWN, 15 PROWLING SERIES OF al il ts | be | SEARCHES POR PEBBLES O THROW. WHEN HE'S MOW: ING LAWN THERE ARE AL WAYS PLENTY, BUT-NOW HE CANT SEEM TO PIND ANY EACH H GLUYAS WILLIAMS PINALLY COLLECTS PIVE OR §IX, AND HURLS THEM, ONE BY ONE, MISSING WINDOW © Mcflure Newspaper Syndicale HITS WINDOW WITH LARGEST ONE , HEARS SUPPRESS 5 SCREAM INSIDE, AND LOUD I REASSURES HER IT'S ALl RIGHT, DONT BE SCARED TS JUST HiM NEIEHBORING WINDOWS 60 UP, AS WIFE LOOKS 8UT TO SAY SHE LEFT KEY UNDER- MAT, THOUGHT HE'D T‘Wr r" 00K FOR 1T, AND § BELEVE HE ‘CRAC WINDOW PANE TIME