New Britain Herald Newspaper, January 22, 1925, Page 6

New Britain Herald HWRALD PUBLISHING COMPANY Tesued Dally (Sunday Excepted) At Herald Didg. 67 Chulch Street SUBSCRIPTION RATES th « Month \ Entered at the Post Office at Ne: as Second Clase Mall M Brita TELEPHONE CALLI Bustness Office Editorial Roor The only profitable advertisin In the City. Ciculation Dress roum always open to ad edlum Member ot the Associnted Press. The Asso titled to news o Pross use for ted to it this paper and blished herefn, ate 1 ex vely en- catlon of t otherwise also local Member Audit Bureau of Circulat B. n. . 18 & nailonal orgi slatlon, Our clrculation 16 based upon this audit. This fneures protection agalnst fraud In newapaper distribution figures to both natlonal and local advertisers, statistice Herald 1s on Hotaling's A tz Nows A20d street. _——— LCONOMY AS THE GUIDE OF TRE: STATE JUDGE ALLING RETAINS JUDICIAL TEMPERAMENT iden- tified wtion ir any mar ed meet- ings in and h matter is he make Ny will and a i according SKATING FPACILITIES SHOULD BE PROVIDED A 1 Her tention park the answ practical tah! skating T city cre are suit- ng after such good impres- some are with while stres Brit points aic there is 1 ings when CHANGING THE RULES FOR McADOO McAdoo fo taking The Demo- gratic party forelock and for another Pemocratic 2928 — w New York sure a ment of are by the preparing ground grand national « N will y. And in equitable” appe Jclegatem e A vention a plan 1s on-foot to g Democratic states a larger the b Wwhen a deluded individual goes ropresentation of states whieh 40 | o the | regular representation, or to decreaso siness of swindling not figure in the Democratic ol | ellow man of large amounts by umn on election day The MeAdoo that each state forgeries and crooked transactions, plun s (o suggest shall he invariably endeavors to live up & delo- | ¢g tho doubtful repute of belng o gate for cach clectoral vote and an | uxyioluon of finance.” He be known as such | during the days of bunking the pub- Such a plan obviously would sub- | i | Ne; each Democeratie | i extra delegate for may not senator or representative | : indeod, at such a time he greatly tract representation in the conven- T 10 CONVEN® | 1y parors to he known as a conservative [ton from regular Republlcan states [y oo o able to yield a huge | which rarely yield any Democratic It | «that and safe profit to investe representatives senators, is d nsylvania, wh But when the bubble bursts, as point as an instance, it ir has failed to {h arlubly does. he is held up as I'e which 9 | aving' been a Napoleon of finance to for & Democratie th wresidentiul presidential | o0 \jo was but isn’ Helena Helena of every swiidlér is a prison Nupoleon 1 lande and the St at the last vet a o siagle has 76 dungeon. congressmun, s MRt Time after time such Democratic national ; quick gei but suckers lemen come to grief; of never seems to diminish, which is as many as inasmuch as the crop Democratic — states e namely, South Carolina, : 5 L \of swindiers lkewise never dimin- orida, Louisiana Mississippi and N\ M Such it should not 1 New xico, disparity News unless pers don't scem complete recounting the somebody, continue. t thin, it e most important is that somewhere by The owed by a supplementary SUBEES | 1o o 10 got away with a few McAdoo 5 ‘lhfl\ls.x:hh of dollars receive short shrift 100 miles from the scenc of | their of a bout th suggestion is swindler. smaller try—those tion that William Gibbs activities; those who deal in the hundreds of thousands get larger | space; who deal in a million or so get much greater publiclty, | This nation is the happy hunt- ing ground of swindlers, There seems 'to be a public which falls for almost anything promising a fat profit. MARY FOR THE PRISONS SAFL PUBLIO ns too easy to escape from those 1s Chapman him- In New York the notorious crooks owadays, as proved lay three huge out of an island prison in 1 of night, crossed a bridge been heard | A and since not billion dollars go into worthless | curities” in this country eve The business of shearing the lambs ona watchman saw them a. m., but nobody saw them is as highly devcloped as any other business The escape In New York invoked caustic comments hy a state It could not survive if there were no lambs. The average man thinks he is tqo smart to be prison functionary, who claimed | that since prisoners are not allow: decelved by any such but the statistics show that an army of smart ones are deceived with the tomfoolery; to be employed during their in I island institutio rely to idle- too much ceration in but are given over ent ness, they have ent case of fooling children. A strong stimulation for such non- time in which to think evil and be- come worse morally than they were | sensical faith in acquiring something N an i Hayt entored The o for nothing are stories of men “mak- of the opinion that long te ing a million” within 4 week through oners should be kept at work and | Speculation. But there {s a difference thus keep their minds occupied. | between speculation and peculation. In the words of the original ob- | In addition, a speculator “making a server of public events, “truer words | milllon” must he an 1 knowing pretty well what is going to happen in a particular industry, But T tIRC UF A EROT an army of outsiders frantically WITH INCOME TAX tempt to follow suit, making it casy ny person who has suf- " to make an tmpres sion upon gullible minds. 1o is su ling for first internal New York tonished staid husincss men to whom An ofticial of t flcient “fro revenue distriet in as- ho can afford to gamble with s making an address when he that B s moncy, who can afordl the hopper, ntitle once in a leclared some men i city are throws into ho crooks—and The aver- to th lose stakes he based der paying a high incom ) is the only person w thical incoms gri as men of larg ipon a m d to deal wi lfetime. vanity and posc e ¢ ought to be so conservative silver dolla ro mark . a cart ‘his appears to b [ 1 ‘ L5 ErpcArspto ir like an orig- nature that oolishness; bhu iman t, or a i apnaged mily heirloom. n the realm of folly s : in L @ b vs also harm the logi- Buying itics i3 a pecessary 1siness. »ds of * 1 functior ery time some Na- foolish — and half the time \ bl poleon starts hunking the public it 10l no one investment chan- PLAPPERS BRING CHANGE A sensible 1, wishing to invest TO BARBER SHOPS when a | v, will go to a sensible brok- rhor without s¢ the nse isn't was a peculiarly man-ma til bubble establishment n-operated ca MENTAL ENERGY AND CROSS WORD PUZZLLS xclusively to ma ousands of womer without ever 1 barber s But barbering trade that is devoted itions word puzzles The bald-h: When folks formerly 1 th ur in several ways; ad work, man who enters such a T s : his hair cut is no longer d to mee surpr t a flapper pas instead of idlix way out; nor is he s one entering him on called but it Find- lotters priscd to have with nevertheless him; nor is he surprised to see them d having a hir- word of that four lolling in a chair clmbs trees s adorning the of dia sute adorner op no and no idie tom- with sweet- X " um with W is work, Anyone who has rse linament hav- including almost the en tened her locks to the 1 female population — Vv a court of record th ived s consid vastly cmbarrassed combative ber shop to have a fe e of the contestants. nd carshot gar- peer 1 eyesight the latter. The > would have a fair damsc ssed to have ¢ Wy stories, But t aring ies risque stories. L puzzic one is ¢ oring 1 surgeon lifting an appendis ronsicd adaj fectly illing t ' into 1t o shops nowaday 5 rience 1o perience t Such -busting e s club for 1 avor of his cherished t 1o edific e white-aprc tionaries in ‘This is hard to understand h a too P! fun im to discover, w soaked i tson would be gr his | get-rich- | misdeeds, | | | 1 Statistics point out that about a | . | man | 1 “insider,"” | savings bank would mean mental the expenditure of much offort that = yes, might better be devoted to cross- word puzzles, | We have it — a six-letter word meaning hole In the ground is | "eavern,” That's been bothering us | for two 1dle hours. Now for another. a Fact: and Fancies ! BY ROBERT QUILLEN Pelighted By Marion Harriman (Some time ago wo published a e : verse, “I'm Glad T Am a Man,” by |, Dersonality' 1s that rare quallly | willapd M. Baxter. The challengo | that persuades the druggist to say | 4ia not go- unanswered, as witness vy, | the following, — Rditor.) 5 | | | One difference between death and | y; taxes is that death isn't perennial. | | hen T see frealk * onvince Nimself that he's a shelk, I'm glad I am a woman, When I see how a furtive smile, [A roll of eyes, a little style Will make a fellow chase a mile, I'm glad T am a woman! some guy who is a , For that matter, the only state where woman doesn't govern is the future state, One sign of an approaching’ cold wave is & foot-square furnace clinker. When T hear claim That they can manage any dame, I'm glad T am a woman; | For everywhere T go 1 sce Meek husbands, henpecked as can he; 'Tis an amusing sight to me, I'm glad 1 am a woman! follows make the | | The nest war, as usual, | caused by the irresponsible shooting | off of mouths, will be ‘ Mrs, Grund reputation tha the can't do- much to a has the backing of | paying teller, | When T sce fellows work like sin | Accumulating lots of tin, | I'm glad T am a woman, |T know that on some girl theg'll hlow, | Like millionaires, that pile ot dough, | or candy, dinners, and a show. \ | T'm glad T am a woman! Every town has at least one man | Who doesn't amount to much ex- | icvpt as an example for the young. | e _'a wonderful conversationalist. He The world isn't all bad. We|jg nover at a loss for just the right | haven't vet seen a suggestive cross- {word in the right place.” word puzzle. | Florence: “There's nothing o | wonderful about that, dear. He's a About the only strange beliet | oross word puzzle fan.” | hasn't outgrown s the one | that he is a wonder, | Practice Makes— Genevieve: “Oh, I hink Jack is Tn Debt for Life “Kissing,” remarked the worriad- looking chap, “is a dangerous prac- metimes a man has to pay arly for it.” “Did you Tt Th K is nice to have n you can cover eep them warm other asscts. ankles and i Free people are those who howl for trained public servants aud cuss | chronic office holders. A kind heart enables us to for- give the eriminal who got the ()(hurl fellow's roll | ever pay a friend s, was the sad reply, “and | i1l paying. It was a kiss that gave me the courage to propose to my wife.” —Marjorie Maxine Livingston. It Was the Upkeep “What do you mean by saying that that cheap foumntain pen cost | you over $307" | “Just what I said. T spoiled a new | | suit the first week I earried it in Still, few great men know a four. letter word meaning a fallen cha acter in Persian mythology. Tut she shed not a tear; She was perched on my lap Whog T gave her the rap; 1 wab caught In a trap, For my lying t» queer, 8o 1 gave her the (w)rap; I'll be broke for a year! —Harry Mitchell, Rushing Him * Duncan: “Have you read the new, revised Bible?" Crosby: “To tell the truth, old man, I haven't finished the old one yet." —-Audrey Katz, (Copyright, 1925, Reproduction "+ Forbidden) COMMUNICATED A COrossword Puzzle | Editor New. Britain Herald: I am interested, and net a little perplexed, by the crossword puzzles | that are now appearing in the col- umns of the Herald and other pro- gressive newspapers. Being well supplied with dictioparies, geogra- phies, encyclopaedias, histories (an- cient, economic and natural), Dbibles, treatises (upon law, medi- cine, art and mythology), Irench and Latin translations, mail-order catalogues and the works of Honore de Balzac, T have been able to work out a fair proportion of them in a satisfactory manner. Taking my cue from the anto- nyms, definitions, heteronyms, paro- nyms, syllogisms, synonyms, zeugs mas ete., that are consistently hand- ed out by the Xenomaniacs, Zyxom: mas, Wynkernels, Zaptias, Yakshas, Yunxes and other Lamellirostral birds that devote their time to the construction of these puzzles, I am herewith submitting one of my own; in the hope afd bellef that it will be equal in educational vaiue to the average product. Here are the words: . An article (any old article). . Name of a lovely lady. . Name of a less lovely lady. . Happy holiday. First three letters of any Latin word more than a yard long that does not mean anything in particular, Pouf! . Anything not in contravention of the foufth commandment. . Not to be found in any diction- ary. . A word. An obsolete word. A cuss-word (not obsolete). More curs Any other French word spoken by people who do not speak I'rench, 14. D—— (Sanskrit). These words may be as long or short as required, may be used Thorizontally, vertically - or ob- 11. 12, 13. e Imy coat pocket.” 3 \ | ~Mrs. John F. Fried. | | Tove Letters of Famous Men ‘ | Dear Martha: | 75 | 8o you didn't get my last letter? | That's funny. | I crossed the Delaware to mail [it, and it was no easy trip cither. | T'd give that dollar I threw across | the Potomac river to know what be- {eame of it. Weil, T guess it can't be helped, but it surely does beat the | | British! By the way, write me at Valley There! | ¥orge, as 1 expect to spend the Lhcraialtio nenn ot haccldentalit |is daciideithe minter there)| No, Wl/imil| voull drive carcfully and learn 10 |00 oo1ing, and I meant every word i uAlKccnlind. l'of what I said when I saw you last, N Making gold of other things fsn't new. Women have been deing it with ten for & As every the to begin with acher knows, v to train a child is parents, proper wa Hquely, and with or without dis- cretion as the case may be. No diagram is needed. Yours disgustedly, Ish K. Bibble. A Lamellirostral bird is a bird with fuzz on its nose; e g — a goose. FEARS 10 QUIT WORK 72 Year Old Man, Heir to $115,000, Afraid He'd Die If He Stopped His Daily Labors, You know I never told a lie, | Speaking of les, you know I had some time explaining to dad about | {hat box of cherry chocolates T sent | you last month. You see, dear, that | candy was his «nd 1 — well, | misrepresent a little bit. You know | how dad i T expect he'll put the story out about swiping a whole tree of cherries. Queer about him, isn't it? Well, ta ta, dear, and remember, I am your own, George Washington, wister Counter It obey yet 1 probabl ! darned that 2,674 lisagrec a 26 laws able, man can a of be 1t t farm man can't do become an abandoned unless the land is so poor a his voice on it n 30 ahead said ki ny Correct this sentenc and use the girl and T can wa (Protected by car, dad il The Tongu 1 P —Replying to qu ENCE | Homely Jolly Ololly T Meeting Polly Dalyrimple | Tricd to kiss her on the dimple Polly loudly called for help | I'rom that “brutal, cowardly whelp.” But a Hero housc aple lower ot the im- perial diet regarding the rcported intention of the United States to call her disarmament conference, o Japanese minister of war, Licut. General Issel Ugakl, today said he | W no reason why Japan should take exception to such a step when it is inspired from ge motives of fairness and sinc made mit tions Up ran Sam Pell, just a simple | arm hand marked with many a pimple, & But his muscle — for example— he | Was too strong for dudes to trample. iine Joining in the minister of war, the navy, Admiral H Takarabe that Japan would be glad to join in such a conference if it is called in a spirit consistent with the principle of international peace and frien ship. reply by ster of t said o 7 Temple said she “tried to vamp' him ed, “Lamp him. Thump Polly Simple Sam Pell said “I'll rumple | Temple, now Miss Dalyrimple.” (Bing! he hit him) That's a sam- | ple.” Temple called the “sa ("Tried to vamp, —Il Muttered Sam Pell.) —W. W. Observations | On The Weather ple” ample! Markham. Omaha, Jan. —Lorenz Koenig, inherited $115,000 worth of ne- | gotiable securities from his son, Dr. Albert H. Koenlg, who killed him- sclf last Sunday, but will continue I did [to stack shingles in an Omaha lum- | treasurct of Li ber yard for $28 a weck. “If I quit, I'd die,” said the aged man, who has been a laborer all his ufe. He sald he would share the estate with his three children. GRANTED DIVORCE Paris, Jan, 22.~Mrs. Willam H. Hirst was granted a divorce here to- day fro mher husband, a New York : irst's maiden name They were marric 1016, A Canadian Pacific equipped with an “orchestra ree peater” which enables travelers to hear music in all parts of the ship. The Fditor »ssip Shop A scries which met with great appeal — even though to write one them is comparatively writing anything else for the Shop — is the tongue-twister poem series. There 8 a great appeal in these poems because we have punctured a myth about the word ‘“tongue- Jan New Friday Wash night dimini Yol ngtor or rr ing cast for Easter and colder tonig strong west ds, diminishing Conditions T which esterday it causing cloudy we r i ture to northwes 1 York: Fun and Fri- northwest N and ¢ rhance Minne was centr morning ot wiste i Many of our customers thought that "(mvgumt\\'mbr‘ meant the first letter of each word being the same — alliteration, in other words. Well, you know as well as we do that one can. get his tongue “twist- " by using worcs somewhat sim- It is rising and high berta, pro the the St. Lawr tempe in gion New England exten nada southward t ssure lucing pleasant weather betw and the Mis Conditions for insettled weather wit perature followed by ilar in pronunciation. While enjoying the vicinity | poems, read them carefully, Then mild tem- | gonq us some. Even though your dr and colder. | congribution muy not be a finished one, if It posscsses any merits we will touch it up and make it & Lockies tongue-twister ri favor YALE NEWS WARNS ceptable. jolet “Counter Find Some College Men Are Trying 10 Fleece Public. New Haven, Ja News today gave further explapations, young men about colleg ave t 8choo ing the it is the money throug! >y the | The Tricky Tri 1 Ll 22.—The Yale warning, without | A ing Samson u group of | 1 squeezed her too tight; who are | Shg was frankly disgusted. supposed | 8hé ‘was in such a plight, When 1 squeezed her too tight, con- | 1 was told, and quite right, nse that | T should not have been trusted. to make | T squeezed her too tight,— tr way | For her lower rib busted! investiga —Eileen selll are bee by students of the o n Eisen. The High Cost of Living b1 gave her a rap, tio that ing picturcs, no art nts are sell- harder | TLOOK BUSINES: TAMIL 5 0 | 'S 60T O HEAR (T | | | | | | | COMES IN ASECOND, NOw LET'S | SEE WHERE WAS HE | ON WILFRED'S RETURN, REMARKS THAT NOW I THE TAMILY’LL KINDLY SETTLE DOWN, HE'LL 60 ON © McClure Newspaper Syndicat The Family Album-— ~Reading the Paper Aloud THE. POLITICAL AND « TOR 1925 - THE GREATNESS, AND SOME / M the Hall of Fame. there, not so much because they give for a little price. The are justly famous. Call the for good, Yard and Main Office 24 Dwight Court, Tel. 23908, LEBANON BANKER AGAIN IN' JAIL Mleged - Embezzler Surrendered by Bondsmen Lebanon, N, H,, Jan. 21.—Arthur H. Hough, treasurer and cashier of the People’s Trust company of Lebanon, who has been at liberty in | bonds of $10,000, was surrendered | last night by he five fellow towns- men and five/Vermont citizens, who had acted as bondsmen and was committed to Grafton county jail at | Haverhill, New Hampshire. Hough was arrested Monday on charges og falsification in his statements to the bank commission. Action of the bondsmen fin sur- rendering Hough to the courts fol- lowed disclosures by state bank commissioners yesterday that short- ages in the closed bank's accounts will amount to at least $226,600. In- volved in the affairs of the bank are Lebanon town funds and the ac- counts of 3,000 depositors in both the | commercial and the savings depart- | ments. | Romico Painchaud, who has been | ! teller in the trust company and town | banon and who de-| | posited town funds amounting to| | about a guarter of a million dollars | in the bank, according to town offi- cials, tendered his resignation as treasurer of the town yesterday. Berlin Tel. TO CONTROL PORT Havre, Jan. 22.—The French gov- |ernment has granted autonomy to the port of Havre, The action pro- | | vides that all improvements and | | other dispositions respecting the port | need no longer have the approval of | |the ministry of public works. The | | control of harbor construction and | |stmilar operations will hengeforth | {be under the direct control of u\cl Chamber of Commerce of Havre and | {a board appointed by the govern- | ment. I‘ TAILS TO NOTICE THE SIGHS AND B GINS “ A CERTAIN HUMORIST ONCE REMARKED WHEN ASKED I HE " | ADING JUST AS MILDRED HE MIND WAITING MALP HAS T COUNT RESUMES ASKS. WOl A MINUTE STITCHES A SECOND IATER WIPE INTERRUPTS WITH A CRY OF FUR GOODNESS SAKE 100X AT PAPN'S SHOES THEY'RE MosT THROOSH ; HE GUSHT N'T 60 ROUND e WiTH SHOLS AS SHABBY AS THAT 6 THRUST UPON THEM ~~ opp. Berlin station 2675-5. | | M SOME ARE BORN GREAT, SOME ACHIEVE HAVE QREATNESS NEY buys a lot of things, but it ean’t buy a place in In the GRATE Hall of Fame, the Heat Folks hold the honored mniche. They are placed of the reasonable price at which they enter your service, as because of the SERVICE The Heat Folks specialize on clean coal, chock full of heat—no clinkers, and little ash,’ clean coal The Citizens Coal Co. Yard Uptown Office 104 Arch St. Tel. 3266, 5 Years Ago Today Feom Paper of That Date George W. Klett of this city has bgen admitted to practice in the cir- cvit court of the United States, Alderman Curtis signed a contract with the government today for the erection of two more bulldings on Gull Island. Chalirman Hall said today that the fall of water here Saturday amount- ed to .85 of an inch, or almost dou- ble the fall in Hartford. Frank Griswold has received a telegram that a rich zine deposit has been discovercd on one’ of his properties in Kansas. The annual report of St. Joseph's church shows that-during the year the debt has been reduced by almost $5,000, There are now 262 families and 1,300 individuals in the parish. Principal Marcus White of the ate Normal school will lecture on ‘Education According to- Nature” at the high school on Thursday. W | Rev. L. 8, Johnson conducted the |services at the Pecople’s church yes- terday. The new parochial residence at §t. ary's s now virtually finished. The nkie Carpenter Co., play- ing at the Russwin Lyceum, will present “Pawn Ticket 210" tonight and “Struck Gas” tomorrow matinee, E. W. Schultz has sold two lots on Bond and Broad streets to George and Amelia Lehman, French Director of Opera Is Reappointed Parls, Jan. 22.—The minister of fine arts has renewed for a term of seven years the uppointment of Jacques Rouche as director of the opera. M. Rouche befong to a wealthy family of perfume manfac- turers. He gained great artistic suc- cess in producing plays in a small out-of-the-way-theater, known a: the Arts theater, and was appointed director of the opera in 1013, It is asserted that he has spent some mil- lions of francs dn directing the in- stitution since his appointment, By GLUYAS WILLIAMS N WIPE INTERRUPTS TO KNOW 15 i GOING 10 BL A FUNNY ARTICLE, 5 THOUGHT THE TITLE SOUNDED 2, HAS GOT DEEP INTS INTRICATE STATST- ICAL PARAGRAPH WHEN HE BECOMES AWARL OF WHISPERS THAT WILFRED HAD BETTER RUN UP AND SEE I KE. DIDNT LEAVE THE WATER RUNNING MIDRED AND WILFRLD FANE DISAP- PEARED' AND THAT Now WL A5 TO PUT PRUNES TD SPAR, AND TURNS WEARLY D WEATHER TORECAST