New Britain Herald Newspaper, January 17, 1925, Page 6

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C. fs a n which furnishes newspn tiners with a etrictly | ao Protect s on wale dally tn New News Stand ance 42nd atreet THE BUTLDING COMMISSION MaYonr AND THI HITTING MOTOR TRUCKS TO AID RAILROADS Pre ¢ ges in the m Comuniss Stocckel, | 1 hig fla for plew He aiso waits a s vehicle departs 1 funct par Jey int sacred STATE HIGHWAY MERIDEN NEW 10 g It & state high- | tndustey decmed un Improvement. | prosident Coolidge has given his The road would lead from New opiufon as to what 18 neecs: to Hritain thro v street 1o the | wabliize the Industry I Lk nator Norah let fly hoctic 1 {tiroug ong ; + ‘ | marks about prompt action to “help L M raemers” in order to fulfill Republi- Meriden is 1 | can eampaign promiscs, new road also would yield a tanironte folt ' s H\ What to Jdo” Al statesmen ap. ; Nt ¢ that "something nius Cand LA ) parently mething niust | A Lo done, that the improved con- ; R ey asenue, | dition of Anicrican husbandry, duc 3 : iuethis with |t ENERSY for farm product ; L Gl may e only mporary: and any § way, the mers do not recefy suficlont of fhe sums paid for their 1ills N sty ! prod sumers, and th sould , yOriats T st g in their fave t tives \ A s wq | Not long ago President Coolid RN route | IPECA co-operation as the papacca coen New Tiritin and | that would 1t farmers out of their ~- & o { it troubles, although warning them it BiEhmav Lok seryate themselves.” It is assumed This is the most important road that he meant better marketing o cidored in this | Methods would tend to cfface the N aE " f ‘ 3 ce Lietween the amounts I e T o oo the public pays. Y Wl citizens' commit 1 have gone along a pie t lite I ting the ag t 1. Alveady pne-quar- lon that showld reswlt in favor- ter of all farm products are being a tur marketed through co-operative or- zations, and the natlonal counct THY SCROGT CURMICELLAL | of the Paronm Co-operative Mars AND THE TRADES Keting Assoclations, meeting in - e upon alleged 1i8- Washington recently, declared that o, iy ol their chisf wish was to he “left ¢ iRy (e | alone,” intimating that they con- ma \ 5 E. M. Walsh at the | Sidered themaclves as having found omeention. of tha Master House oD Eood method to improve their I'ainters and Decorators of @onnecti- | €conomic situatio t 1 S ty, was enti withiy ! ML D T ST DI ecope of a master painters’ con. | PEEN In tho evil economis stralts o 1 10 do with methods, | experienced by their western breth- Sl tritde school prin- | Ten. yet it {a stated by no less an ciple, which speaker praiscd | authority than Governor Trumbull e himself that agriculture is the poor- 1 £l ¥ ‘. S , lest pald occnpation in Connecticut p i H: .ln: Nutmeg farmers have hy no means : Tackward In co-opcrating, es- b T i “‘.;‘\_-‘;". ) £ ssoclations ¢ IsiRCODES duce enough to the basis of 1 1 and they have large con- : s near at hand, Some o i nk they ought to at- f the s n con- others are not so spn- i : P : ing in mind western com- 1100 Vst Taking ¢zgs as an ex- : : 11 il it s evident to all consumers ; the na'hy roduct sells fo : prices throughout the state; b f sections of the population are S nd as a result t , i o v i o cnucs of edu e : I product to entire state — fch might be t ¥ i 1 It they had sufficient of it — were t B r one or thr er i ; tuin 1 el e i tionit ird e W we | or it aintain the high prices t o broad, literal | chair observe o I trale 1t t ! : ros would not necessarily compete wi A states, Lut the battle ground wou iyl : 1 n- also be rig y Connecticut, Storage : e v CEES (& o will always cost v e cupa- | les 5 ‘ number of egegs e | to enter | 0f both s ver the prices [¢ tv 1 no mat what ! &l liRely i 1 In1l N this state a rou 2 t read | 1 n of s ha returned t wlio 1 y the | brush or woodia e o ! roducts have i s a s in| of Nutmeg farm products ha { there ha int ; : : t favors “per- 43 ' . ‘ ; T And as a sty i o s 11 a ) : t » £ ; . 2 1 yos . Jenate ré 1 ) & m ot (111 rARM INDUSTRY x poS AND STATESMANSHIP ) CiAla ek . I Fact: and Fancies |’ BY HOBERT QUILLEN Amiericanism Killing Wirds and | howling ubout inkeet pests, | = | op —THE 0B On the City Republicans throughout the state are looking forward to the annual meeting and bapquet of the McKin- Bluit No. 4.7 “Look 1t up in| by ‘:lv ] “j‘: '.”'w\ and you'll remember MXSON HALL JURRLL | | The only people who are at home | How to Write Jokes ywhere are flivverites and Eng- Conclusion | visnmen | In conclusion wa would like to e | suy that your material must always | Humans ave funny, and they | be &ent in neatly and cleanly writ- really enjoy thritt unless it is thrust | ten upon them | Avold jokes on FFord and other Fadads | machines, lquor. religion, politics, | Men are inferior in somo ways, (0f anything clsc distastetul o a U they can do without a wash | render, Study the Iun Shop carefully so | that you will gt to know the kind The min who tirsst spoke of cars | of material ft does use. After you t turn turtle never gaw a turtle | have written your jokes, sce if they | 10V« conform in style and tone to those in the Fun Shop. 1 they do, read them to a few of your friends and it they laugh (and survive!) send them in, | t the the Jun Shop Ui result of these brief gossips joke writing. Work hard and become & regular Fun Shop joke- smith | Do your fun shopping early! cditor of on We lLave reached the limit when modest men on a windy day must Speak for Yourself, Joh hold their pants down ‘ A Tongue-Twister Dy John M. Hoard setieves | wanace Wills said, “Alice Sc icves nothing; wishes | 1y the loveliest of all belles.” N | Alice Sclls said, “Willis Wells | 1s the swellest of the swells.” Tt's no Yardship to have a femi-| Alice was an orphan, rich; | nine neighbor who can't sing unless | jier suitors then were jealous; she thinks she can, et | Man's | versthing; I he could be ce periods: They sought her legal guardian, which | Unele Sam's Enropean problem i | wags ol Judge W 8. Lllis [ to keep his hands off without re- | moving his thumb, | “Shall Willis Wells or Wallace Wills | Wed Helress Sclls of Dullas? Once Dad's pants were cut down | yuage, choose between us, Wills or o fit \Willie, Now they are not even Wel | cut down to fit Dad. Which one shall solace Allce?" Nothing In the world is utterly | vy pave o malice,” Tillis said, | hopeless except the negro dialect of | wpl jugge you on your merits; a New England author, m Which Loy {1 Jet you know in a week or is gal inherits.” 50, By working cross word puzzles| g Aljee, Judge Wil Ellls sald; | you learn a lot of new words that | “1'q fika to build a palace, | i nowhere else, | And in the shadc I'd like to ‘sport TR | With Amaryllis,! Alice.” And now mother ecan eut down | dad's pants to make ekirts for the Satd Willls and Wells: “Hell's bells! El | Miss Sells, AT You'll kill us if you tell us 03] town is a piace where | youne married Will s know how iong your = e Descriptive How did the primitive husband| Jones: “dfter all, ‘there s ey e o e e o Sieoume e oG RO fivoma T | RYfeeon 3 Smith: “Yes, my wife is that kind." | joors to slam | St | i LR Ll Injecting Interest | e T keeps rather busy| Fred “Well, let’s talk about counting calories. | something."” | —_ 1 Betty: “No, let's talk about some- | Al you need to appreciate the | body.” i lessings of poverty is an income of ~Arthur Wilard. | ten thousand a year, — — Memories 1t isu't difficult to love a bad man| Gregory (dreamily): “You re-| u he has a better time than | mind me of my mother.” | consei permit Billie (scenting proposal): “Yes?” (I'rotected by Associated Lditnrs, ry: “Yes, You're always tell- | Inc.) to behave and threatening to | - 1 [ I -—Horace Woodmansee. | 25 Years Ago Today ‘ Twom Taper of That Date By Kid Boots The weather is the easlest subjeck | of comersation because nobody knows eny more do about it than you whatever you | and you ean gay i UL Svunt to without being conterdicted. | in the heef ring competition. s : Uhem last| Top " veather i very decitfll, 1| The tobcco farmer and market The rate of 25 cents @ €T, v Yook like rain and feel like | gardencr have many problems to R been | 510w and then not do eithcr | solve. One of them is the maintain- e E bl e el The weather man is sipposed to| ing of soil fertility in order to se- for Yo nolo) 6 Nl i | Know more about the weather than | cure a profitable yield. Arrange b i B ing | nvbody else hecause thats wat he | ments have been completed for a D B (s payed for, but he makes moral| largs! gotstogathco® moeling ot tall e & r’w e rary | Mistakes than other peeple because | partics intcrested in heet cattle ory S “ex. | he's allvays saying wat its going | tobacco raising. This is set for 1:30 e be 10 do the neat day wile evervbody | p. m., Friday, January at the il clse genrelly jest tawks ahout wat Broud Strect Armory, Hartford. At B 1 1 ts doing that day. this ing definite plans will be ]'-‘ J: ‘x b Snow is little peeces of eloud that adopted for an extensive program A Ch 1 Bo! frozen and fell out. Wen theres | to enco the raising and fevding . Tt ony a little of it and it melts its| of more beef cattle in Nuw Eng- Michael T, § nof § Rur- not enything, but wen a lot of it|land. Cowlishaw sang several |up its mind : s ago yesterday, but flashiight photo of the — s far as we can sce its only result ihering. v S On Signt vas 1o udd another row of saloons a0 9. War she denounced in every twelve milis out at sa. busitiss ¢ thought of murder made In other words, instead of il ng the United States dry, Congress ' snd ver' 1 see t Ly day has ably copird Nuture in making - maiden s rigged ont to kil | the Atlantic Occan wet —\Filliam art Have you ever given another ki ird 1 v of ' e | thought to that New Year's resolu- school “Graphic” has i 1 startling! tion you broke two weeks Ago to- { - \ Tiot for {he day? e i i ) ha : L 1t must be a lot of consolation to H. A. Traver has giv po- down your| the treasu ment to have the sition at the P ( on | ekirt Allies detormine the exact amount account of il 1 H. P. Goodman. | Wl is and always will be owed uight on ero ! An Elimination Contest | office veteran, in reading s fotler: “Jack got one girl in a|about the annual mectings of the % Thehseing ] charches, says that in his day peo- Observations iter: "On, b must have| e Nt fo chureh evory weck Wi zoing around with more Historians have at last discover e {wiy the Persian hosts were annibi on The Weatber ' i 2 Dilley | 1ated at ithon. An army live Aty “7" lon its stomach, and the Persians How Is 1t? had Just gorged themselves in the 3 ) T That when a furnace is coaled it| Greek restaura 2 5 . ? Renny Leonard's announcement ; X { & man may move In certain | of his reti ke a man Vak- L A 2 cles and go stralght motwith- | ing up in the middle of the nig LA i . tanding? 1 howling, “I'm Rolng to bed perind duung slos - e ) After the winter §s over, we m LU ot b ot that Senator Bingham Wi ZEHL] i a ma i . imself re-clocted governor, §o a < nd doy that he may come back north for by = t a soclcty girl may boast ¢ to the remark tha p k ! g evervthing > as much blufd \ L b N ot haviug done and that no matter ; B r lite it the Democrats may roar \ {on.8 . i ’ pubiicans will always Rora g g 1 The building commission has evi- ( T " a girl's heart and hand? oH i whaL centy —Marie Miller. Sl T 4 e v B % : her smallest - ~ i 3 ou mustn't Sure Thing : 7 3% " B " J " » when your yo you believe one can e it con i iy ter successfully from ‘ = nusver. T'm Landwriting rin, v‘ st 24 s n the bla Borr Sometimes; now i o r 0 i Reyer you make out a check r me for rature ie High - 350 Tl know that kindness and : '. i a 1 Stag: g Jok sity ar two of your ouls 1 wckson = . (Copyright, 14 Ji production ’ | 1 y suod up 1 vibidden) | tural ley Assoclation of Connecticut, that perennial political flower which blooms In all its fragrance and glory, The 1925 banquet will be held at the Hotel Garde in New Haven, probably the first week in I'ebruary. United president States Senator of the ociation, will preside. The speaker has not hoen seleeted and this is delaying sending Bingham, {out formal announcements, 1t would be a splendid thing' if cw Dritain could sccure the 1925 mecting for this city, Tt will be re- called that the meeting was sched- uled to be held here while the Bur- ritt hotel was under construction, the belléf existing that the building would be completed in time. But the plans went awry and the ban- quet went elsewhere, With accommo- dations now cxisting for a first class banquet, a great deal of persuasion might not be needed to swing the affair in this dircction. It is probable that thls year's event will be in the nature of a rousing testimonlal to Senator Bingham. He has led the republi- party to victory twice in the last ycar, reaching the highest of- fices at the disposal of the elector- ate by margins which left no doubt as to what the people were think- ing. Without question, he is the leader of the party in Connecticut, although J. Henry Roraback stands n the background and is suspected of prompting occasionally. New Britain will send a large delegation to the meeting. The “Hardware City” has frequently had the largest representation round the banquet tables and as the local leaders are still in a jubi- lant mood, they will do their bost to create enthusiasm and make a good showing. The raising of beef cattle in New England is receiving increasing at- tention during the past few months. Plans are under way to perpetuate this interest. The interest is appar- ent not alone among hreeders of pure-bred beef cattle. Operators of tobacco farms in the Connccticut valley are feeding cattle and mar- ket gardeners are looking toward livestock as & source of a necessary fertilizer, Five or six years ago little at- tention was being given to the rais- ing of beef cattle in New England. | There were a few herds scattered liere and there. Only a few animals were entered and led into the live- stock show rings of the agricul- fairs. About four years ago three enthusiasts put their heads together and developed a plan to interest the boys and girls in heef raising. The enthusiasm of youth is contagious. It spread to friends and neighbors, Even more recently, the crop farmer who was ignoring live- stock has turned his attention to the beef steer, An increase s noticcable in the number of pure-bred heef herds and the quality is markedly improved The entrics are steadily increasing the agricultural fairs and New England stand well forward at Makes Random Observations and Its People sald her bogs was awfully niee and brought her a box of chocolates for Christmas, She admitted that shy liked* him very much and wished he didn't have such a cross wife be- cause she just felt that he would be much happler it he dld not have s0 many worrles at home, “Huh,” replied the other girl. “If my boss brought me a box of choco- lates I'd throw them back in his tace. These men are smooth articles and 1 wouldn't trust any of them, The next thing you know he'll be ;nnklnx yon to go out for an auto- | mobile ride, so watch your step. No, sir, T wouldn't trust any man.” In reply to which her friend asked “How far dld you have to wulk home, Kittle? Not wishing to intrude on any in- timate dotalls, the Observer turned his attention to some acquaintances nearby who were wrestling with the question of the best kind of gasoline, Then he listencd to a dia- logue on how to got heat out of a furnace without burning much coal, the hardships one must experience in January when the Christmas bills come {n, the high cost of living, the low standard with which the world is beset and a variety of other sub- Jjects that the ride was well worth the price. AMBASSADOR HERE LAUDS HUSSOLIN Italian Envoy Pleads for Better Understanding of Situation SERVER— i | dently been metamorphosed into a ‘ wrecking crew, | Well, you didn't ke | either when it was here! | A speclal dispatch states that the | 0ld home town checker tournament broke up when a city feller asken | to see the definitions that went with | the squares on the board. : summer Few who follow the political barometer closely were surprised at the storm which broke in city hall yesterday, engulfing Mayor Paonessa and membery of the building com- mission in a dispute, the ond of | which Is not In sight, Ior the past few days it has been covident that a showdown was com- | Ing sooner or later, The members of [ the commission who have tendered their resignations believe that the mayor has interfered too strenuous- | Iv in the affairs of the board, It fs | admitted fhat ho' has the right Yo | advise and consult with any of his commissiong, but when he oversteps | the bounds of reason, in the opinion {of any commission, the members feel justificd in resenting his acts, Whether the mayor was right in inslsting that certain permits be | &ranted and others withheld remains for the public to judge. There s | samething to he said for both sides. The mayor evidently was convinced that his commissioners were ex- ceeding their authority and decided to bring them up with a short halt. On the other hand, the commis- sloners thought they were acting for | the best interests of the eity, Both | being set in their opinions, a break was certain to result. As the mayor 1s the boss, the others had to step down and out. 3 This is the first st&rmy episode in Mayor Paonessa’s administration | in many months, His term has heen | marked by harmong, and coopern- tion, with the exception of a few New York, Jgn. 17.—Praise of Premier Mussolini and the Faselsti government and criticism of the op- position parties, were volced today by Don Gelasio Caetani, Italian am- bassador to the United States, who is soon to retire to private life, in & speech before the Italian chamber of commerce here, Pleading first for a better under- standing of the Itallan political situ- incidents, and the ship of state has | ation, the speaker said that Ttaly, been sailing alonz smoothly in a |unlike northern nations, was not | fair wind and on an even keel. adapted to the parliamentary ofrm | An unusual situatfon is caused hy the fact that Commissloner Hinch- Tiffe, one of the four who resigned, | is a member of the demoeratic town | committee and worked for Mayor of government. “There is one characteristic diffor- enice fn the psychic and intellectual make-up of the Anglo-Saxon and the Latin peoples. The former have a Paonessa’s clection. He has many | highly developed political conscience friends and his action is apt to|and great capacity for social organi- cause a split in a party which is|zation. The Latins, instead, are not any too strong without any dis- | eminently individualistic, endowed sension to add to its worri, with high intellectual ci ative power, = they lack political and soclal o “Backward, furn backward, oh |scence.’ tize n thy flight, Many Blocs | Make me a boy again, just for| The result of this, he declared, is | tonight.” | that the Italian parliamentary body, And it seems that time has turned | instead of haviag a two-party sys back and made us all hoys and |tem, breaks up in “a multitude of | irls 1f the number of grownups | blocs and parties having widely dif- coasting the last few nights can be taken as an indication. There are several very fine coasting places in the city and most of the good ones are restricted so that childhood ecan ferent political tendencics.” The same,” he went on, “can b said of freemasonry. Whereas in the United States and in England it is a high minded organization with nolis have full fling and vet be out of | objectives, in Italy it has degenerat- danger. ed into a sccret political society, Mother, father, hig sister having for aim the protection of the brother, bring out sleds and to littla Johnni: 1he, por! church.” harrel and the distruction of the Aelight, | | coast down the hill several times. The parllamentary regime in Taly Yes and the gurls help pull the | he said had always functioned “more | sleds up again just to prove they | or less badly,” but after the war i |are not going to quit when there's work to he done, And Youth still very daring if more =0 than they used to bhe, There are mere slips of girls steer- | Ing big double rippers and not con- tent with that, standing vpright en | “degencrated into such a political mess that Fascism, upheld by popu- Llar indignation, had to step in take in hand the rudder of the go ernment.” “Enemies of T “lately, through a nat ism,” majority of he alle the hacks of them-and waving at | Jialian press, hegan an intamo their friends as they speed down | campaign of suspicion, of character { the hill ke a fash, | destruction and of wholesale li There are the usnal of | This opposition the retiring ambis- spills and collisions. But what is a | sador characterized A vifrait of | skinned shin now and then. There | )arepogencous elements hasing wii is too much fun to go in the house ! |y gigferent political and economic and have it bhandaged up and be- §galities—in other word. politt sides there is the probability that | cal minchelie,” Giolitti, Nitti and the injured will not be allowed | Gaptbaldi, “and all those lam out again that night | dueks,” the ambassador Lven the Observer forgot he was !y q vpronght Ttaly three a grownup and fook a portlous de-| 4o the hrink of the presely scent on one of the rippers, Ol 1y conclusion he' snid ai not REe Rpnats | going to finish this spee e | hetter cosmetic for nice rosy cheeks | ovion towards Italy aud the United than a night of coasting: no hetter | giaes 1y unquestioned. We Facisti ‘m licir than that great thrill of | prefer actions to words and my heating Johnnie down the hill. 1t gio, wjij be a proof of my devotion takes the Kinks out of a muscle | Silail bound anatomy. Tt's real Youth, | ’ e . - ' COMMUNICATED LT I T, 2 Sl T (0 Timely Comment On Skating Situa- m g he Rl g e tion In New Dritain, | est factors in. existence for Knitting | .o o O T a community together and making =Gt SOV S B SR Uit stay for ncighhorlines. 1t fan't as elean |} 50 0BG O e younger as a street car and it does smell of | o "1 akating abo AT o burned gasoline, hut with all its|x o) S drawbacks. it should be respected | guqgen We have scourcd the town. for the part it plays in making US|\e. nave searched overywhere, Wa take an interest in what the “other |geam to have found one placo—the half of the world" ia dolng. |cemetery pond. What / place to ¢ Observer, being too 1nzy 10| gkat in. It surely is conductive to v chains on lhis automoblle, ojcorfulness to skate at a cometery climbed aboard a Jitney bus the |\why did the city have to pick this other day and learned more Zossip |inopportune fime to work at fthe of the neighborhood than he knew |North Fnd park? There is skating ste |two nths in the vear. Wouldn't omen in a seat across the 11h other ten do as w * Certainly aisle were discussing thelr pains |anyone who went 10 the North End and aches. “I've had such & pain [pond last year knows it was more right across the small of my back [than a snccess—hundreds of people for the past few weeks that T can. ning there every night hardly breathe,” said one of the| We have been told to boost New women. And then she continued to |Britain, We are young. We fail to talk for five minutes at a rate [sce Why we should. Our local Cham- which would make a machine gun [ber of Commerce urzes us to xhop Jamed. Hor companion tricd to|at lome. Why don't they ur cak in several times with “That ' skating at home? We have found it makes me think of Aunt Lucinda | necossary to go to Hartford for o * But she never got further than | skating if we wish to get the ma {hat and the Observer felt horribly | MUm enjoyment out of ft—that 3 lisappointed because he began to | CFOWd8, lights, hilarity and good fec fecl interested in Aunt Lucinda and |Perhaps out enjoyment of the ica in oved to learn what was troubling | 11artford will lead us to BOOET the dear old girl, | HARTFORD. 1In fact » e have al- standing up 1 clinging to | Feady done 50 and many of the skat- 1 , ing set are delighted with the cor straps were two husky men, who | c5 appeared as if they might move Welrodiabrrere oo were noL talking about fchls 9T} up ners: Mest of all, our fathie strength. Their topic was chickens. | (5 0 o8 500 O G0 T TR ers are One said that the greater part of | gaqors (hemselves our fathers his nad been exterminated “bY | gicpugted at the St Lt at whatchamacallit disease 1 read j, Now Rritain so that we may go to out in the papers.” The other of- | 1iarttord to sk Do 1 his condolences and promised ' invining will ever he don S 1 him a recipe for wiping ont ¢y the plagne which he had heard his| gincercly incle who lives In Harwinton tenl | DISGUSTED SKATING ibout ENTHUSIASTS SHing SRt ALANTNA oL 0L i3 ) K18 ppar yw T nt ¢ tory < " j cmployed dw a faclory effice. Une | is abonut half the size of Rt