New Britain Herald Newspaper, November 25, 1924, Page 11

S —AY iy vagion | wrFa LA T ldNVe FL s ", - Yo e TR . S T4 227 Ualoss otherwise Indicated, theatrical notices and reviews o thi» colump are written by the press ageucies for the rewpectite amaseient company. YOLANDA AT LYCEUM One of the most striking scenes in Folanda”, in which Marlon Davies atarring at the Lyceum theater, phesents the rival armies of France Ind Burgundy drawn yp in battle ar- y on the opposite banks of tho suse. Produced at an enormous CHIEF CAUPOLICAN AT pat. of time and n:n Im:x 18 0n@ | 1he big attraction at the Capitol, ¢ ays eve rogram are the usual news n»fl,‘fl Chieftan Caupolican, a full hluwl- d A bill of the twst entertalning | ed Indian and known as the lmn! nd of vaudeville, featuring song, |singer on the vaudeville stage today. nce, comedy and novelty features | Patrons yestcrday were charmed rect from New York ‘and Boston. |with Kis volce and were unanimous e Lyceum's program changes on|in declaring that he is the greatest anksgiving day, when, incidental- | singer that they have heard in this , there will be a continuous show | city, Chieftain Caupolican has also om 2:80 p. m, With the new vaude- | been in grand opera and pBssesses a Ile there will be James Kirkwood | |sweet baritone voice. d Pauline Garon in “The l‘unlll"l The other acts on this blll include lapper,” a story about a young girl |the Trennell Trio in “Mile. Fif},” a ho, all her friends thought, was on | comedy skit; Sandy Shaw, an excel- be path to perdition. How she|jent Scotch comedian; Fletcher, vy ooped to conquer and then bowed | ana Moran in “A Classic in Hokum,” | token of submission {s the theme it js.a bit of tom-foolery which is a | the drama. mass of comedy and song; James Also, on Thursday & the showing | Afjjler's Revue is a hodge podge of the first episode in the series of | coo singing and new dance steps all Aght and Win," in which Jack | jone in a pretty ~ay with special | empscy champion heavywelght of | yonory. Its good namo ana' willingly lent overy aid In their power to the Barthelmess company to obtaln uc- curacy. The pleture will be shown at the Palace theater Thursday, ¥rl- day and Saturday with vaudeville, CAPITOL { And then I'll tell you more . . he world, has a starring part, In {8 picture Dempsey’s part is so ar- | nged that his ring prowess and bneral athletic skill give him eat opportunity to do the héroic ings that movie heroes are sup- | sed to do. #SING] WIVES” AT PALACE “Single Wives" is the alluring title a daring photoplay of modern so- ity life which is the attraction at o Palace theater now. As the le implies, the theme of the story, hich the pleture unfolds, treats fth that class of women known to fety as “single wives,” who, vic- 3 of indifference of thelr hus- nds, seek affection and diverion vy from their own firesides. The photoplay offers to Corinne iffith, who is co-featured with lton Sills, one' of the greatest op- brtunities she has had to date. A big attraction coming soon 1§ hs Hills Minstrels with 20 singers neers and comedians in a minstrel st part and olio of vandeville. When Dick Barthelmess appears “Classmates” the public may st assured that every scene hav- e to do with West Point and the tivities among the cadets is accurs The anthorities at the govern= lent military school are jealous of CAPITOL TODAY AND WED. eith Vaudeville Featuring hieftain Caupolican . THE FAMOUS INDIAN BARITONE DON'F FAIL TO HEAR THIS GREAT SINGER TRL\ ELL TRIO SANDY SHAW 'LETCHER, IVY, MORA JAMES MILLER REVUE Betty Compson “The Female” V(‘()NT]I\'['()[’.\' YCEUM TONIGHT AND WED. HIGH CLASS AUDEVILLE —Also— Tnumphs P arion Davir '%’fienK hlh d Wes 'n Fower” '(mlc Old New York “NOWappears in her gmtes( success Tolanda THURS., FRI, SAT. High Class Vaudeville SHOWS 'HE PAINTED FLAPPER™ a The photoplay on this pro- gram offers Betty Compson in “The | Femnle," drama that holds interest to the very end. There are three continuous shows daily. Starting Thursday for the last half of the week the big photoplay will | present Buster Keaton, the frozen faced comedian in “The Navigator." This Is considered the greatest com- ody made this season and one “-Hl‘ !find many laughs ‘throughout the | film, critics calling 1t even funnier thkan Harold Lloy ‘HotWater.,"” BATS ARE TRAPPED Malvern, Ark. — The home of a | local grocer was overrun with bats. In answer to his inquiry, the de- partment of agriculture told him to | tack burlap over the holes that the | i bats were accustomed to enter, On the first night bats, frustrated | in their attempts to enter were { . captured outside the house. [PALACE ’ TONIGHT AND WED. “SINGLE WIVES” with CORINNE GRIFFITH MILTON SILLS LOU TELLEGEN HENRY B. WALTHALL KATHLYN WILLIAMS 52 COMING GUS HILLS MINSTRELS 20—>Singers—Dancers und Comedians—2 —_— NEW BRITAIN DAILY HERALD, TUESDAY, NOVEMBER 25, 1924. Don't hesitate 1o get the Ot other brains: lead. Uso my brains need, A Mysterious Man Dear Wally: Pardon please, my But is the Fun Shop ed, aid when cheek a sheik Has he a beard? Yours, Wanta Know. Dear Wanta Know First, tell me, please It you, vourself, hae knees, A lot of cash and figure trim; dimple Complexity of Modern Life Dear Wally I've a car. My beau, Who has none, takes me to a shov Should I drop him at his abode, Or let him walk home?” A La Mode. Dear A La Mode: King Solomon Will never bother you, I'll bet Until too Late Mrs. Nagg: “You deceived me fore T marricd You told m you were well off.” Nagg (angry at last) — but I didn’t know it." —Gertrude Maric Statie in Days Gone “Static is one troubles today. Thr you S0 1 wi Heller by our cate years ago th PALACE THURS. — FRI. — SAT. ‘Our Dick as a West Point Ca- det. First pic- ture ever tak- en at the U. S. Military Academy Featuring DINAH BELMONT REVUE e PARSONS’ THEATER ~HARTFORD— MATINEE WEDNESDAY NOW PLAYING WAGNER AND EDGAR LWYN Present THE LONDON COMEDY SUCCESS “QUARANTINE” By ¥. ror. CHAS. L. Tennyson Jesse with SIDNEY BLACKMER HAYES MAT. | NIGHTS STARTING THANKSGIVING NIGHT NOVEMBER 23th, Only M SATURDAY DAVID BELASCO presents Lionel Barrymore AND HELEN EVE. 50c.-£2.50 50c.-§1.50. SR | “Laugh, Clown, Laugh”’ From Brillimnt New York Run at Relasco Theater. Night Prices—S$2.50, £2, $1.50, §1 Bargnin Matinee—s2, §150, §1, THANKSGIVING DANCE to be given at the MIDWAY Everfing Music by Whitmore Club Orchestra Dancing Every Night 50c, 50¢. Wednesday ¢With Our Automatic Piano Complete change of music CAPITOL THURS. — FRL. — § The Greatest .on Ship Afloat! Jean Haver, Clyde Brockman and Joseph Mitchell Directed by DONALD CRISP arnd world didn’t know what static was.' Great leaders in the world of trade that's why they| you are in Or is he old and baid and slow? 1 of him, w. Ne'er had a problem like this one Why don't you wed? Then ctiguett be- 1e 15 st e “We aldn't knew Its name, but we were troubled by It just the same, Little German bands used to come around and dlsplay it under Gur window." —Mrs, C. L. Edson. The query of a cosmio mind: Which s more true to life, the bird's-eye view of & bull or the bull's-eye view of a bird?" Before and After Taking—Her | When life was sweet and love was young, When tender vows from lips were Wrung, That trembled tongue; When cheeks were rosy at the dawn And eyes were sparkling like the morn From which all trace of night is Bone; | When lovelight crowned the purple | hills And danced around the rocks and rills; ‘Twas then I paid her compli. ments Nor recked . quence-— 80 now I pay her bills! ‘neath a falt'ring upon the conse- Now life is sad, for love has fled, The blushing cheeks have lost their red, Iorgotten are the vows we said; The purple hills have turned to gray, And gone the dancing gay, The night has come, gone is the day. wonder life seems full of “1lls Since love awakens no more thrills. Alas, too late my heart repents That once 1 pald her compliments So now 1 must pay her bills! —A. W. Clark. twilight Small On Hubby's Part Vera: “She claims her hats and imported gowns are all the rage.”| Corinne: “Perhaps she mnnl they're the cause of all fhe rage.” Aw!ul Fate Mrs. Smith: “Yes, was Injured frightfully at the ity football game last Satyrda; Mrs. Jones: “Indeed! 1 didno't know he played.” Mrs, Smith: “He wasn't plajing, He was trampled on by one of the cheer leaders.” ~—Walter Schulte. The Early Diet of Our Editor By Dr. Walter E. Traprock An aneedote which T recall is particularly appropriate at this time, for it deals with the youth of the enterprising editor of the Iun Bhop. He will not remember it, for it occurred when little Mazxson was an infant just out of arms. His outstanding attribute, as with most children of tender age, was appetite. Most infants show an ostrich.like Indifference to quality in pabylum. All is food that comes within reach, be it a marble, rub. ber eraser, or a piece of string. Maxson was different, His grand passion newspaper or the pages of maga- zines. Time and again a cry of alarm rang throygh the heuse when the little fellow was heard chok- ing, literature sisting jaws. Being of a curious nature, T ex- amined the rescued material and was struck by the fact that every scrap of paper he had attempted to bolt contained a joke, verse, or humorous anecdote, Moreover, his selactions were all good ones, the indifferent {tems being thrown aside or ejected after a test-chew. His watchful parents were able to prevent too large a diet of this sort, but the boy undoubtedly swal- lowed a tremendous quantity of hand-picked humor at an age when his contemporaries were satisfying themselves craps of pried from his re. our bands can keep though th and a mass of well.chewed | with the dry fare of, mother's butten box. That our editer's dlet undoubt edly foreshadowed and influenced hie present keenness for the best in humoreus, lght literature, any acientific dletician will tell you 1t he ron't, I will. The Fditor's Gossip Shop Well, everybody kmows abhout it! Old Doe Traprock and Captain Kidd and Gertrude are telling everybody the editor has a birth- day. And Tuesday passes with not p thing from these birds However revenge is sweet! Wait till we get thelr next hatch of contributions! The wastebasket will be overflowing! 1 to Much Joy Glen: "Did your wife enjoy her- self at the theater?" Rex: “Yes, indeed! \rs, was wearing a last year's hat —J. L. Young. Ahlon The Butt-Inns Again Mrs. Shrubb: “We to the restaurant and after we sat jown at a table a handsome came over to us and Mrs, said ‘Honey—""" Mrs. Butt-Inn (interrupting): *I can't believe it. Ehe is s0 demure | and quiet she wouldn't think of saying sueh a thing." Mrs. Shrubb: “But you didn't let me finish. T was saying that a handgome waiter came over to us and Mrs/ Goode said, 'Honey-dew melon please.’ " went waiter Goode —F. P. Pitrer, Why Girls Leave Home To get their halr bobbed S, OF V. FAMILY SUPPER The Sons of Veterans auxiliary will hold a family supper at Jr, O, U. A. M. hall Wednesday evening at 6:30 o'clock. The reguiar meeting will be held at 8§ o'clock. Division Assistant Inspector Mrs. Lulu Pat- terson of New Haven, will be pres- ent for the annual Inspection The Pachage prevontl deterioration of freshness or flavor. "SALADA" T E A is sealed in the most scientific pacKkage Known. G cially prepared for To avoid imitations, alwa Proven directions on e ———— H618 Cry for where rec yrmc.‘d i their festive look, even SHE is a2 heroine who does all her own work; but she seems a genius whose hands never show it! 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