New Britain Herald Newspaper, October 3, 1924, Page 6

New Britain Herald o to e v t Of course, we dislike HERALD PUBLISHING COMPANY bishop. But Issued Dally ( St the At Herald Bld nday Excepted) Church Stre need only to quote ulong in the dis: What PTION RATES greement. of the ! rn youths? that a lar Entered at as Seco. the Post Ofice at New Britain | serious cr Class Mall | persons me is being who have not yet | ' TELEPHONE LA Es AL Rusiness Offree 3 R Editorial Rooms . 26 G CALLS cently J Alfred neral Sessions, y profitable advertis| < City. press room alw olleague Member of 1 that Assoclated the Asso t its Member The 4. B, W i nditry ) many girls ¥ « ng as York mag- | public on riminals, Big Brother movement, WHOSE CHAOS IS IT? ut < £n emotional instability” is a situat the ex have 8 enort behavior of hoys and g ity in that city phia; other yc ever, is ing sentenc s in he mind. It land meaning scv in the modern youths n of having t nd with this we cong 1 but would be signify chaos, according to the constitution; chaos ¢ At election, would not not to worry al The west e Iy and gives ing before is extremely | | get worse, nator Brookl omm credit and ( m t statistics 1 1 A to disugree e high churchman and one quthorities to g ime committed by There is no evading | proportion of 1 by with American courts | ; | t of criminal tribunals, | the the Unite e unty, ap- boys | assault n says a affec the SACCO AND VANZETTIL he 1a omplainants, open ihject ng stb- indetinitely. o trial is still fresh v. Youths stand condemned | Baltimore and | uths are serv- | penitentiar- < more the Van- | if not cause | ut be- tha and foreign icted of the in Towa witt fluence i Hiram radical his he probs the gicket in nam ir prof not because of s Webster Thayer o M THE BISHOP MAY Bl WRONG 2s it is ¢ this the ial between ¢ has been it has ¥ restraint t other P modern youtt m the year: wise no more elent girls who wore Doopskiris 1 committed the evi de guard | ighly ilized pro- men be- can- lence ed. Norfolk DY mo- lying my | fount of music flowing in o the simple farmers who had under the impression ghat reclama- been tion work was a good’ thing. President Coolldge accordingly | makes a statement in which he does | rot blume anything on reclamation viforts and opines that farmers for their dificulties, ane not to blame Thus the disagreement ends, G. 0. P, APATHY, It is said that political apathy pre- valls in Connecticut. This supposi- that listening tion 18 based on the fact no large gatherings are to spellbinders “presenting the issucs,” that there luve been no torch ligh processions followed by party rallics, nd no politica banners are on dis- play Th waxes New Huven Journal-Courfer lugubrious at the t. prospe The editor says, “this newspaner has Leen fixing its eyes on the conduct of men for a period of years greater than the of the republic, an age mg before opposition to the feder birth to an anti-federalist the Jefferson Uists gave party; long before followers of Hamilton came to grips. It, therefore, views the pre- vailing apathetic mood with curiosity.” And t tail the things not being don that were done in the good old days. | *Ihere was something worth while in the old order of things and the polls showed a handsome pereentage of citizens voting,” hie concludes. Republican newspaper of high stand- Its Jeremiah-like reflect condi- in the party quite accurately. ing in the state. utterances appear to tions TIRING OF WEALTH Most®of us don't think we get tired of too many riches, sionally it happens, 1 Engi o greater part ¢ arc many h ssed t their lives they cheat themsclves | |in making money the time it takes to widen their cutal horizon One wounld think that a person | with sufficient money laid up to in- | | sure leisure would be able to par-| He a and profit, take of his opportunities. c travel with satisfaction read books imtelligently, be interested ’ in the drama, sit spell-bound the con- | aid in 1ls, umecrable 'r:un-‘ for and be zations existing the uplift benefit of man or {dentified with m, or seck to serve mankind. | » are some persons who be- | wealthy and miss the oppor- | wealth and | utilize it for the benefit of their fel- \ com. tunity to enjoy their »ngers on this planet merely ey neglected their minds . ch the sing eagles and the greenbacks | This is a deplorable personal estate and Mere possession of money does not by Ans a common one. no me he possessor can look at | it painting and appreciate the it does not mean that \dividual can or such money-laden i read ces of literature ted with knowledge and | nd th em; it does mnot ~ ng loaded with money being mentally | lipped to appreciate the beauties | fecessa implies symphony n can a mere | MORALITY. humorist on Tribune, discusscd ays the 1at age | | my ¢ ts enlistment. | T ssion reverts S0 Marquis { by various grabbers 1 \re seeking from ged spir- makes rality e who ¢oms to gn erity s motives ity - h and bull s of the damnel Bunk, hah issue, why mently that am " v to hobble this lively | en goes on to de- | today | The Journal-Courier is a standpat | | people victoriot year, It is better to buy your eoal all at once and avold more than one | grouch, It at 16 he thinks he looks dis- tinguished, his glands are function- ing normally. One thing that makes it hard to find ideal servants is the scareity of ideal employers The way to get the most experi- ence for the least money ls to keep the neighbor's children for a day. Deal with the manager when pos- Underlings may be as un- reasonabl you are, sible, And the cheerful loser may be try- ing hatefu to diminish your joy in licking him ¥ only reason boys fare better is because nobody expects The ! than gir them to be Jiberal {s much like other except that he is madder things in general The people, about cader appezled to the modern appeals more gallery. . The a1 men; t frequently to the wise movie hero comes through countless battles unscratched except for a shot in the arm 1 vou wish to know how explor- ers feel when frozen in the ice, tell | a woman she looks fine in spite of | her age. After surviving American enter-| tainment, Wales probably won't care svhat a lorse does to him, American group that| in China is com- either posed of proof Teaders. makes the common | and some day jit- | neys may overcome locomotives. | Fecundity — | At any rua the world at progress just because > Russians taught | it 1s aiways it's new. Correct this said Da vow,” 25 Years Ago Today | Foom Paper of That Date town elbction was held yester- sulting in a republican vic- that party carrying wards 1, 2, nd 4. L. D. Penfield was elected C. L. Frisbie selectman, . Moore collecor. The 80- o a strong bid, polling republicans and votes as the failed to carry ha T two thirds democrats, any offices. Special ballot boxes were provided for womer rday. The women | showed thelr appreciation of this by | castign two votes, all in the third| Councilr 0 O'Day is con- illness. on Hancock left th to Philadelphia, Patricl h hom¢ | fined to his ing morn- Ty Vir- ginia, and | Chairman | hoard said not a single discase in the city. Clarence Boar a clerk in the of the that contagious health there ark this mo case of Thas heen ap- man pointed 0cnlSnOsEee | he Lanterns must it tonight be- fore Chi 30 o'clock 3 massive pro- ducting the Opium s Tyce ger T ey jon at after- Tinese family on e 1 | the stage | At the ope gymias | tham will s darin r Dire | More ctor Freemar piano to a play t om- Observations On The Weather to ¢ highY Apoazy coast luci pr ¥ in a Moun nity higher | Princeton Seniors Name s Their Pre Prince N. J., O Hi | clected preside | at Princeton * | president of the tain of the track the football , Cap- member of senior of the “Buaz” otball captain. | sausage maker. | scandal. | took any interest in politics.” um to- ! cive | { TO MY EXPENSIVE BROVE Fairer than alabaster, Whiter than drifted snows, Daintie rthan the sea-foam Is the powder on your nose. | Sweet as the breath of Ililes. Kragrant as rose in bloom, Delicious as a violet Ts your highly-priced perfume. | Redder than ripened cherrles Which the thieving black bird sips, Like unto holly-berries [1s the paint upon your lips, |1t T might only wed you, 1t's all that T could ask, But, though I might support the real girl 1 cannot afford the mask. Just Discovered It | Silasi—"What's the matter, | you 100k all broken up. accident Hiram:—"No, I was boxing with young Sherman down in the village last night.” —*T didn't know you were a Hi, Been In an | Hiram:—"I'm not.” —Stella Babcock. The Source Sillicu “I contend that a mar- ried man is always better informed than a single man." Cynicus:—*Naturally. What doesn’'t know his wife tells him." —8. 8. B, he said the doctor, “I'll have to examine your throat. Open your mouth as widely as you can and say ‘Ah-h-1" Patient:—"Ah-h-h, Ah-h-h-h.” ‘ery good,” sald the doctor, thinkl ¢an fix you up al Iright. fee is fitteen dollars.” Patient:—Ah-h-h-h-h-h-h ! 11" —K. A. Chedell. | o My “To Boh or not to Bob” Had ruffled the poor girl's calm, “On second thought, I believe send My photograph to Tom.” —Gracia Shull. | T The Weakest Link | “Girl Linked in Chicago Murder.” | This headline reminds us that it was a Chicago man, Gus Leutgert, | who first linked a girl in a murder. The girl was his wife, Gus was a | He killed her and made her into link sausage of the wienie denomination. It created a Some thought it immodest for a husband to permit his wife to appear in public in tights. An Endurance Race | roceryman:—“Your account has been running for more than a year now."” Customer:— rest a while. Suppose we {et It} —L. A. Barron. No Stamps to Buy Geniu; ‘I'm thinking seriously of running for congress.” Dub:—"Why, T had no idea you Genius:—"1 don't, but congress- men have the franking privilege, and that would be a great help to me when contributing to The Fun Shop. G The Jingle-Jangle Counter are good when sharpened | right; There's an ¢ Knives e to appetite. —Irancls Mygatt. .. | . | a forest| While strolling through dark, | I'm sure I heard the dogwood bark. | o R G | “Hello sonny, where's you ma?" “Gone to barber shop with pa.” | —Ralph Jackson. | .. Big crowds attest the actor's fame: | Full houses mark the poker game, | —D. R. Miller. | Yessir—thig is the dlagram of hig fish I caught—drawn to Just the Thing “What induced up a football team all had Madg girls | Marjorie:—"We bobbed | hair." —Mrs. Frank Garber. somettth Wrong! \tle boys were talking about I v were born. “I was born in a hosp | said one. i “What was the matter with you?" | | asked the other. | —Ruth Ludlow Forbes. | «f says To Him—" | = [ Some people acquire culture to| such a degree that they slip up on| | their own polish. look life not a micro- remain happy, telescope, | To through | scope. | | | the a . . . | It's better to have your head in | air than your foot in the grave. —V. M. L { Shook her bones untii th INO, HARTFORD ALL NEW BRITAIN WELCOME TO OUR 27th ANNIVERSARY SALE | Our Anniversary Sale is the most important and impressive store event of the entire year, and we intend to make this, our 27th Birthday Celebration, excel all preceding anniversary sales in value giving. The savings merchandise are on all kinds of Fall and Winter so pronounced as to attract uni- versal attention and as the sale progresses, interest will be maintained by the offering of NEW ANNI- VERSARY BARGAINS EVERY DAY. Besides all this, the Free So uvenirs are valuable. See them on display at Souvenir Department, Downstairs. FREE SOUVENIRS Better Than Ever See Souvenir Display—Downstairs Ask for Souvenir Coupons—They are valuable Hypocrite ! Tt's perfectly amazing what some girls will do to aftract the men.” “Who is she, and what has she been doing?"” “Why, Dorothy Merkle actually | [ pretends that she would rather ride | car than a taxl.” —Angelica Harris in a trol Tiger Rose “Mother,” said the Angel Child, .et's play I'm a tiger hair;” Then she grabbed her mother’s hair, Pulled it till the scalp was bare, broke— Finally the mother spoke, Uttered a remonstrance mild: “Don't do that, my darling child.” —Rachel B. Holmes. The Editor's Gossip Shop Coming—on Monday—October 6— next Monday. We wish to tip you off to one of | the greatest contributions ever print- i anywhere. One of our contributors ‘sent in a poem of four stanzas, four lines to each stanza. Then he took the four first lines, the four second lines, the four third lines and the four fourth lines of the different verses and the result was a humorous poem as good as the first! This very difficult feat of writing is worth saving. next Monday in The | Fun Shop. The Dicken: 0ld gentleman (in public library) Have you the Pickwick Papers?” New assistant (eager to pl but green):—"I'll find out, — morning orevening edition? —Stuart Sabriskie. Ei Mrs. mark my words—" Mr. Nag:— them, my dear; they're to mark well worn | any one could tell them.” (Copyright 1924, Reproduction forbidden). Man’s Body, With Skull Crushed, Found in River Lowell, Mass., Oct. 3.—The body of a middle aged man, bound with ropes, wire and cloth and with the head smashed in by some blunt in- strument, was discovered in the Shawsheen river in Bedford yester- day afternoon by two fishermen. The body was almost nude and was welghted down with an automobile jack and two cylinder heads from an automebile. the river for two weeks, it is be- lieved. Thus far the police failed to get a clue as to*the identity of the murdered or murderers. The body had been in | Aged Politician Dies After Heated Discussion Newton, N. J, Oct. 3.—Jn same town hall room where Friday eveniug, Rutherford Tuttle, | 88-year old water board presideni physically collapsed during a heated | discussion of local political questions with a town committeeman, the aged man died last night Second Burglary in Tuxedo Park Reported New York, Oct. 3.—Burglars yes- terday entered the home of Forsyth Wickes, whose $1,000,000 estate fs one of the show places of Tuxedo ark, and escaped with a silver tea crvice and jewelry. No estimate of isul Ropert W. Imbrie. The cxecu- | the Mss was obtainable. It was | tion occurred this morning at the|learned also that police are investi- r Kadjar barracks, just outside | gating a similar robbery at the hom: Tcheran, and “in the presence of | of Stanley Mortimer, whose home ix |IDR. FRANK CRANE'S DAILY EDITORIAL | The Growth of the City By DR. FRANK CRANE |/ The growth of any city seems to be under the control of a power not of itself. No one can tell how it is going to grow or in which direction it is lo grow. There would be much profit in real estate it one knew. sedns strange that most of the repairs in the roads of a city ap- | pear to take piace at the time when they are being used the most. In | London, for instance, during the summer when the city should have been | at its best for its thousands of visitors, and just at the time when travel was at its highest peak of the year, street work seems to have been feverishly active, Going along its main strects from the Marble Arch to { Ludgate's Circus, one is confronted by a continuous series of hold-ups where workmen, indifferent to the traffic about them, are digging up the road. 3 One relates a good story which has been heard lately. A young man was entertaining his mother-it-law at the height of the summer season {In order to impress her deeply with the wonders of London he hired a motor car for an afternoon’t drive. They went to all the interesting part: |of the city and wherever they drove they were met by the usual red bar- ‘rwu which held them up for several minvtes. Finally on the way home, ilong Regent street, they discovered that every other building was cov red with scaffolding for remodeling. When they arrived home the young man said: “Well, Mother, what do you think of London?" After thinking for a moment the old lady replted: “Well, my boy, T think it will be nice when it is done.” Continual alterations being made in the great capitals of the world. Fifth Avenue, New York, and thé Champs Elysees, in Paris, arc being invaded by shops and there are those who prophesy that soon they will cease to be residential districts. 1t is a curiqus thing that the underworld, or the tenderloin or what ever you call it, meaning the disreputable portion of the city, is usually to be found between the business and the residence districts. wson for this is that the people of this kind are usually very ses and are very temporary in thelr stays. portion of any city is being thrust out EXEGUTE SOLDIER WHO SHOT IMBRIE g' the last \Persian Govt. Turns Firin Squad Against Him I Washington, Oect. 3.—The stat | departinent was notitied by cable | today of the execution by a firing| |squad at Teheran, Persia, of * Pri- vale Morteza, Persian army trans- | ort corps, convicted by court mar- | tial of having been implicated the murder of American Vice Con are | The n transient, do not like long le More and more the residence into the suburbs. 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