New Britain Herald Newspaper, May 17, 1924, Page 6

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( 8 which furs s tisers with a clreul based rect tribution fig local advertisers. analysis © 5 are 5 ¥ Honest reula 1su The Herald Is York at Hotailug's Jquare; Schultz New: & Grand Ce 42nd Los An al.; Ax WITH A difficult MOGIES It is always to mentlon advertis one kuows that gale of the pa 3 paper is alv ipts v for the The profit prof For rtising. this reason a newspuper hesitates to mention the fact that it leaves out wdvertising in order to in- the the paying corporate in its news column all news it gets over the wires or from local And yet that is what the Herald d We 1 means sourees, N yestevday alize that the dvertising deal a great to our readers, I'riday is an all the advertis is the specially hard day to turday 1y whe large part of our shopping Herald force works six hours or more overtimoes in o commodate its readers and its advertisers in their de- gire to know and 1o present their ofers nsure jcation o mge anouncembents on Fridays 1 vertisir int ofMee This pear unselfish i this matter, copy should be 4 o'clock per ha by Thur newsp &8 previously stated profit counts from the hut that it win presenting advertisers, it does hope eontinne to facilitute trade hy the of rehnnts Herald offering m for benefit of the reader THE BOY SCOUTS This afternoon at Walnut Hil the the Americ With Park promise exhibition ttle thought the 13 is of on oy this section t doing the thing who which boys should Iiere I8 not A voter in this city Jocs not wish contosts, to that yirticipate in it of youth is, those " ha \ probably the o possession A person may need years, and women also, ha ned it. *They are the ople complis will be prevalent today is the sam the fou same spirit wh WAY TRANT N ights, Millan, it mercl in e one-wa traightforward enough wit ¥ possi views f e city 0 and plat his the mbers of to deside ommnie Wl it plan is most su and now has ¢} the b P 0 say Max ormer ol iderable co wdoptior it md the the ¢ ommitte rk to mstead of coming Main BIRTH important 1 A death rate pared with census The ) er than to blame wealthy trol people of T'his, in but a study of that leuths in gosted act it has cast side of most t th is consantly 1 p support ganization prople wealth and many My who has noted | the to ment Theodor in many nt t him 1 it this mon 1arge which prov popu “Lower A expected beet it onsideration fc birth rthe burean | information the con New rribly-erowde opaganda moderate re ar rural localities infant Britain reducing the Nurs ntly Visiti who was on prople nthuse not birth v realize ppin childrer mother ways, 1 amily ly twe four ehi or ooseve We ead nt one WHAS THY Commission Facts at and Fancies ' s Ago Wa the wing e LAl unde AND rate 15t were The advocates of insist when pliment t taking 1) HEALTE s item and v my t htain the bir that birth NEW BRITAIN DAILY HERALD, SATURDAY, MAY 17, 1924, On the other hand Dugald Mc- 1ccessiul retired, Ang 1efits o rter s that e the ordina n to be would. )+ those he ordi- he stand 1 tellg us married eial life th con- the con- poor, means cannot district shown York ive, i€ 1 the lat quite a the prob section mortality superinter the 58 ty-si t ’ Whstol postmaster- " made an toh f ch for who ¢ siueh wel ones ei they m yea o physically v his U the Civi netor veral ca number WIIEs as in cities, that infant nuce caused ocacy yuabtedly st statistics s many the In the ably the of this is not lent of appeal deat) Association chances courage, who in- are the to by too t home s of rece reely expected Rtrong ndmired 10 have ernment efrenr coptions ANON? fee Hdates, of COMMUNICATED that and mneh Juck ox Sinclair copt Dolieny are knockine m ANDY M HAS A TOOTH PULLED Ann: uldn’t 1 had a toothache ain't any jol hurts, hut stopped aching after I happened because iz L it r ormal taxpayers i 5 his money's you bet he- and a tooth- no matter how the toeth finally was pulled. It e hands wit write to ore che people tor when give aw home-made eandy. Las fellow a sister that ited us to are very t night 1 visiti and this candy was ellow had in don't « bt 1o B hot made some and difticult I oursclves, I » much ablo 1 EHRTC soci- After heen so for iy or wished 1 girl suid 5 sl just e and enjoyment o to six them 1 it 1 girl v in bricl tooth so much that 1 tist that cth building next to the street, 1 the e tooth be it hardly stand He closed ven picces. hadn't it mcant carmels cream, went 1o the the was marsh- desiring, even thoug v divore malkes i - it'll come cs) one den- top floor big garage dentist to was aching or sit me the what was He mept wasn't a ! until @o) own to shinc fixcs § forgot how on asked down in the door o could } With the Jother ne pain. took room and »dy could hear zoing on, if or h was plenty.) sked gas, a 1 ic lights, it don't rence as long as you cai it J wanted “Gus good Ame s it make any dif- see to pull weler discov- t but tooth." He is a big husky g heard |that he to be in his college in the way he aws around, of been ers th downe it scldom used from 1 and wrestler. days; twisted must 1 hope nobody eve poor little t tooth with to the If it is untrue | he my telligence, 1 butter in- wnagd to | I a r a hold en| bled hold He yanked his strength chair with all m it 1 did or I'd been dragged all over the room, Tin- ally the tooth gave up the tug-of-war im.u was going on inside my head a dodge the u picnic? | my tooth a all held ol nd let teh dentist win ent sk DA it hurt?” 1 couldn’t the driver, And'a uld only look at him “Well, where | He couldn’t have hurt ) if h ked a five ton truck to the | tooth and towea it out. yways I'm wouldn't glad he didn’t g a She 'sticks dynamite and s the movie rights. |tooth out | He s to?" asks word, 1 ¢ ger it ¥ the strai 1 get answe A modern Godiva wsk her husl could get more think of usin couple | for the money, of blasting the oing to put a bridge in the | the tooth was aching but | 1t ain't the kind bridge that horse and wagons walk t just a small to help you wher 50 you'll have more against a stealk something, only when you get the bill | nuisance | you'll think paying a real | f fix | bridg | b I w pay the bill but will make When {him wait like I've had to wait in his | s iiting rosm for hours with nothing my ‘1o do except read the magazines that in 1916, next time will have the bridge in nice like I do when we| company, also T will grin away | to my « you 1 1 gold my | 3 estic for Muscle poll 10,0 deney, Thoso other bidders Is couldn't Shoals probably aint’s no more, like 00 straw presi- ‘o neople on, bhu The the ing except that the is out mumble of conversation during noth- | eradicator chanee a or musical numbers indieat you're for Adam wdvant “That's an old o1 grandfather B oke she conldn't W y 3 a used to hear new The me 1 smile | were of The w il He hut iwerage man is de rk willing to trust his work in eare will his than of his loufing e to others, nck ars and show how he sts upon doing the loafing ok when is some i Yours most respectul, Andy Da ALTO HITS BOY WITH TIRE Tutter 10, 161 Curtis treet, was struck last night by an IvHV bile driven by John Rlowina of o Arms and Visit Famous OWio | 40 Orange street, recofving euts about the head a was roll- according to the police, and hine 60 T0 SEE BONESETTER Three Detroit Murders Complain— of S dq face, Ve the strect ol front th hoy Fapert sk Youngstown | ing the report by ety May recel White hi 1 mac Daugs, Earl and Sylvostor Johinson L the *hi Ohio, I'ygers in Reese Ma Local Fun Shoppers He those Adelphia pEtoW | and gon The | 1 itant “ATen't Wapper u tonose pite ) flashy leper rom sore 11 Yen indee win Wiade I take om.” covering | Miss Btroet, ¢ L) Besse Drummond, Chestnut ity da flappers resemble Easter fmme Ho 1 and 1ously handicapped owa used mainly ughnell, Morl who ar, started an ITrie ped and was fitting He gra tthe man for the gave would at, arm W & Hor slacl it you e list ont Rip" ( y coat this remnrkin How haek said in the poor condition lanky southpaw, has hegory and games and s al vers, Clarke and Ludoiph are 1e I —1). Mackay, Shuttle Meadow Ave City — DR. FRANK CRANE’S DAILY EDITORIAL ‘ Copyrign, 1024 _—me - e ! Philipino Facts H,\'v DR. FRANK CRANE 18 Asia, almost straig . Ma r import ] ye ' ’ P e war with rnemnt s promise oh onrs, ha Nke 1y self-governing 3 t from local taxes by the themsnly g, Govenor General ‘ to @ake treat stitution, ar co Wh them , to mecure their ar n A% they € pr maintain tes has mised nee o 0 M; jeh 8 guer wrote ion Che Fan Maxson. By HALL JUDELL The Inguisitive Reporter Our isked tuken a b § theory intricact sonal ¢ ed, that button 50 Inquisitive his ¢ t ran you that 5w how do you mai shoes Agatha T thank you, I ¢lraady subscribe to four much Georg ductor, tion. W T,V magaz he i ure i hy Kuh uestion dom subseribe hereby s pres ac 1y iorne, nes and vy readi nehurst, ns, of civilization n street I'm in favor of civili don’t somebody start it? merchant. t i every man's cloak 1 Reporter yesterday four people Confucins’ sum of per- o s the srved and respect- ount rod-haired men, wear for the fact model, * o, don't anyway car care con- = “That’s possible, of course, but the best dre: ©d men are no longer wearing spat Johany can sea Sir reh me, nmons, nobody that looks like neighborhood Tales from boy Mister. scolit. “You I ain’t seen that in my Bunkerland Graney:—"You you understand th' Cassa Grane phat is Cassa to 1} 1 iv golf? van y a nit van: bait 01 do.’ “Will “It's phat th' hook on th’ yez tell me, thin, fish gives before he makes up his mind fo grab all av it.” A may popular friends. -W, 1 >|~l)nl(lun~ ma 0 H. Bartor nme who has A popular womani— One who has many enemies, “Don’ t marry for money,” Cupid Currency admon- ished Aunt Mary, who had never been married at demurely answered Peggy. only want a bit of change —Randolph Lew CHOOSE YOUR LINE Some A ba SUR) his leisy Assorted nk p ire, All Carcers For Young Man resident you is NOwW!tIt the good a very stion for a young man who likes have to do is to deny strenuously that you ever play golt dufring th office h d v by 1we that you may leuve befor are expe ful daw, marry Clerks™); will (80 ove cted ghter a c ntual have who lork to (& either a will “Carcers week, and get to the | 50 | o'clock lunch, You beauti- eventually For clse a wayward son who ly marry Divections For Bank 1n order to be you must start in to polish thin 1he bank at all odd hours, befor is awake, olse of n nine, and t even I be chorus girl “Careers for Chorus Girls"), pshdents president of a bank, s at o around the any one night watch- man, serubbing the brass rails in front of 11 little paylng teller or brightening the cuspidors At sixteen opportunity will knock in You will inter rupt a bold attempt of robbers Lo enter one the laceratic hruise unt is it a nitro-glyeering of two ways ms o about fe the bout (a) f to b and general run-down a dition) the job Howa frojt > Dad my son or yo n the n don't bank, from which you will r thé sealp shine; acting president blown (compound elve and or (h): You just up with fractures as 4 grippy con- on you either get Corey Ford Jost Paradise Th “What i e cherry 5 he forbidden with a cocktail, TIPS ON TABLE MANNERS (By Geor 1t your Joudly Ther Hlip it Juggling With fr But wel To Mowlng ring " Wi wonder ery, as deft underneath tric uit, o hre A om what 1 yo look Iy ks, v eve A people an s t he forbidde can't . Chappell) outside adroitly s you'rp able, the table done 8, are 3 never stoop thoughtful, with chicken soup, people thinking ebout, n n is thoughtful, peopl @ is up to Reproduction — 808, § 25 Years Ago Today from Yleraid of that date (Take n & ted by newspape ibutions op is & matio at al ® of from ginal, rat W ar 1un Shop M, w send 1o 0 FRPTTIVITIITIIINIIRITITYYY rrsign neta & Nor ssion intior s admitted to full me today Charles E gned wampum \en . tribe . A% returnir was € of the state Swain is posi ot 1 evening on #ine nst pos 10 years ago accepted wit 1edge « and strect ar ieht eartha a yeie ac from i #t the sum Cro was abont nasty | P ) T 0 - - ) ] ) | T T ) 00 o o ) —THE GBSERVER— Makes Random Observations On the City and Its People [ S ——————— e ter the silly scason in industry. With a presidential campaign about (o open, Big Business shows the usual tremors of fear and already curtail- ment of activities is beginning to be | elt. Every four years, unless unusual | conditions intervene, Big Business in | America goes on a vacation because a president is to be clected. There scems to be no sound economic why this should be so but tory proves that it is so. Current events in Washington dicate that the president is not an important factor in government after all. There's a republican presi- dent at one ¢nd of Pennsyivania avenue and a republican congress at the other end. ‘The congress scems to be bent on reversing the policies of the president and the president is op- posed to the policies of congress. Bills are passed and promptly vetoed and passed over the vetoes until a man standing at the corner of Ninth street and Pennsylvania avenue would be- gome cross-eyed trying to watch the White House and the Capitol in an | attegipt to see what was taking place at those respective spots. President Coolidge fmakes a suggestion and one would think that not paying atten- | tion is the best thing congress knows how 1o do. So it does not seem to be of great importance who is presi- | dent, | Nevertheless the old symptoms of 1 falling off in business are begin- ning to make their appearnce. I'ae- torics are beginning to curtail their | schedule Their reason, of course, s that orders ave dropping off. So many | factories make products for other factories that the sequence of events hurts industry as a whole whea one hecomes cautions and decides to buy from hand to mouth, merica has been getting along niclly for quite a spell since the Con- stitution was adopted and a govern- juent sct up in Washington and it scems that it might have sense enough to know that it will continue to worry along regardless of who i8 | president, After all, it would be al- most impossible for a government to | fritter away its time and indulge in | the pastime of playing at making Jaws more than the present govern- ment has done within the past few months, Platform orators have ar- gued for lese government in business and less business interference in gov- ernment but the greatet poon that would befall tha country would be te get more horse gense into hoth, The situation politically seems to ho that the republicans are fearful lest control at Washington and democrats are at the best hope- | ful of putting a complete democratic ticket in the White House and con- ¥ No man whose opinfon is not above suspicion has yet declared tively that he thinks either side « win. Spokesmen for both parties sue gtatements which fairly exude op timism, but that's part of their job and can be discounted for that rea- son, Meanwhile RBig Business becomes and tries 10 pose intercsting looking rea- son his- in- such lose and invalid pale annemice ' aympathy AN for the fivst staff call names it be unduly familiar to ex- congratulations to *“Jim"” dean writers in New whowe articles have appeared past 40 in the New Herald hats are off on the of his 86th which oecurred yesterday New Britain had few prolific and versatile writer poetry grist His humorous poems built on names found the Bible have been pro. duetive of widespread amusement and I« more serious works built upon re arch musty historical be intercsting " the happy one of those musty putting his n and run out v in embroid- fresh that it to the last word. hepard's mind is crammed information, He has trav- secn and un- As boys onch would not tend our Shepard, the Hritain for the Britain “Jm birthday all the other on by thedr years Out to occasion more Prose mitl, has o are all to his in doen- and in facuity docn- into have n it foun- the one of it in letting new thought a wi 0 tolde sttention fim” usefu vled far and te have usually r in him compas i carecr Although years ago. with his eyes have heard. He has tentive memory which detail facts that have from the points s ¢ an re come of to four a long and not his mi fresh alert a a o that him the passing ng age. years have meant and Iy of time John ¥ the marked o who wiek passing spite rn busi- little for pro- to- e it néss mat in of, ather than becatse ness methods, 1 scientific principles ey are d by comm but conducted his busin his personal | pound CXPerts ¢ eree Aay as conductrd nfidence i in the old =8 hasing mankind and a k saying “Hones i his demise, heard i copy-ho is the best policy.” e ¥ most frequently was as honest as the day th «xpression John and 1 been ir 1 we who him is long have vouch for . He an e being satis- timate can t statement never woman rith o took advantage of a ¥ in A business transaction 1 o gain what was honest gain and o more, n the pettence 38 years of . ox- he made their 1 man me failed to dim his smile of passed teaving their § o the ny manner his busine many friends and He a Adversity and the his head retained endship. pleasant was to “t tife torms over without on retained in hea Auring 1he althe uscd him great pain year. Moot e had rast Mr was of that type which 2 Recog ey plays In the n - cds mad gt art mo e Aid s=h 10 get vich and what His hand we | ete. l1earn e To Mr. Meehan the daily newspa- pers were as indlspensable as the air he breathed. He was a keen observer and did his own thinking. As a con- seguence he was able to debate on a variety of subjects, particularly enr- rent events, and was in his happiest frame of mind when engrossed in a discussion with friends on the trend of politics and the ways of politi- cians. But to those who knew him well his outstanding virtue was his human bigness of his heart. .. ness and the An instance of cooperation between a branch of the government and the public is the issuance weekly by the state highway department of a bulle- tin on road conditions throughout the state, This bulletin is published every fday afternoon in the Herald. The popularity of the automobile requires good roads. It also requires {hat owners of machines be kept in- formed of road conditions, detours, places where repairs are being made, By consulting the statement in the Herald, pleasure seekers may where highways are in condi- tion for casy riding and are thereby enabled to plan week-end trips. ‘Time was when travel meant little, Few people went any distance from home, the horse and buggy being the height of extravagance and the dream of the poor, Tut the horse and buggy have disappeared from roads in the east and the poor no longer pass their Sundays sitting on the front stoop smoking clay pipes. Not for a fraction of a second, After at- tending religions services, they hop into the family chariot, step on the s and whisked away to the shore or cougtry. A few vears ago only the rich were interested in roads and others cargd little whether they were rough or smooth, The hors was unable to travel far in the course of a single day and a few jolts cansed by occasional holes in the road simply added to the merriment of a trip, if 1t did not “dish™ the wheels. Times ave changed., Bulleting froin the tate highway conditions are essen- tial to our happiness, It is only a question of time when the weather burean will be forced to iesue daily bulleting on air condiiions over the nation, The airplane i tain to increase In use and the New Yorker who now glances casual Iy at the weather forecast because he travels between his home and of- fiee in the subway will find that the weather bulletin s of vital interest when he has a business engagement that night in Chicago and keep it if atmospheric conditions ave unfavorable hetween Gotham and Capital of the Midwest Empire I are o eor- hlase eannot Lovers of Walnut I park expre indignation over of lement which ruthicssly hreaks branches off lower bushics and takes them home, Money and thought are spent every year making the park beautiful and there should be enough publie pride n keeping ita appear ance up so that it may he a delight to the eye Sunday s the favorite day for these despoflors who, with brazen effrontry, strip off the most attractive branches and boldly walk through the prinei- pal streots with their hooty, Tt is be. lieved that if arrcst were made nd punighment meted out an ample might be set which would hase a tendency to die this attack on public . the practice an an ourage others from property Wgat has become of the annual spring elean-up drive? This is a drive gaing by contribut- Arives & man s himself of some of in elean- more musels he puts into the satisfaction and re in which everyone ing. In all other foreed to deprive s worldly up Arive the it the greater ward Tidyi possessions but & up in spring 1s a ible habit. Pick up the L@°k yard clean out cellar, trim the sods at the edge of the lawn, apply a dab »f paint here and thers, spruce np the fonce which winters' froct has dflapi- dated, stralgaten the trellises at the side of the housc, get out the rake end make your neighbors glad ive next door ommend the von Observations on The Weather Washington, May 17 ok for the week beginning Monday for North and Middle Atlantic states cloudiness and scattered n Weather ou'- ynsiderabl local showers Temperature ormal Washingtion, May w England and Sunday; sonthwest 17, ~For South Partly cloudy to somewhat warmer winds Partly clouds ; somewhat thewesterly winds An arca of Tow pres r Minnesota is caus ticd weather i valley and Lake region alls this morn and eastern scattered showers sceetion east ern Ne night tonight For fresh Connecticut: and funda fresh tonight varmer; 0 Conditions central cloudy and upper Missie portion ather ing the e P the pre sonthery Neht srred in any the Rocky Mountains during the 1 how The temperature 18 rising cast of Miesienippl river and s ahove in the Lake reg New T Titione It ing tricte ave sant w the oc o Tast the o6 a Cor norma wland favor weather warm days for this vie g Iy with nights and THANSPERRED TO WEST POINT Mass, May 17.—Maj commandant at the mory here, who has to the United States academy, effective July 1, to- his intention 1o leave the srmy cction with a pabiishe report Wore that he was ng considered for the presidencs Poiytechnic Institute, to Tra M. Hollis Mebariand military day denied in eon Worcos: ae