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HERALD PUBLISHING COMPANTY Issued Daily (Sunda At Herald Bidg. 67 Excepted) Churel Street. SUBSCRIPTION $5.00 a Ve RATLS: Three Months. 5c. 8 Mor Entered at the Post Office at N as Second Class Mail Ma TELEPHONE CALLS Buainess Offic Editorial Roor The o: the ¢ room . Press 18 exc ta e use for re-publicat alted to it not otherw tn this and also local lished herein. Assof Member Audit Burean of Circulution The A. K. C. is which furnisiies tisers with a stri circulation, Our eirculation based upon this audit. This tection a fraud in ne: tribution to both local adv Herald sale daily n News Stand stand. The Entrance 42nd Los Angeles. Cal.; station. Arcade Viewing impartia honus as it is sidering pre nts by dent €\ all the was to be expet the pec country expected 1o st ¢ 3 r sav- Pre practice ry out the 18 a working community and a ing community, Personally the dent when @ f itizen what he preach ed. In hi position now Ixecutive he is doing the same thing for the country as far as he is able, Sympathize as ndants of War, Burson bill was justifi we may with the desc veteruns of the Civil we realize a veto of the on the ground that adequate care been taken of them But now comes the honus American repres Legion, SUPpos ontative A great many of ex-serve ice men, its stamp of ap proval to the Coolidge has oo T'hat which President been the many friends of the could from ormer viee m not understand descend the sublime to 1 sidieulous it who rushes s asked for reminds one of the acto fofward and or bread ios ont, "8 ind the curtain me down with a roll.” Personally ani | 1 would e what good the as vet do to the ex-serviceman o can see plainly that it would benefit to money Aance companies. Neverthe given the stamp of approy of the aniza Iroh. big ex-servicomen's org tions, Ttha better than nothing ably en heeans itow Th and approval of it was g the only hope Herald has every help possib man, Some of physic have been disab We some wa is tmpossible to cha i had might be found not only to restore the earncst hopes th disabled to possible, bu the appat tion called to they country The stan tion tak now a yrars gled a besn ung The H boys who seried in the World War but we car Calvin Cooli WHELELER VINDICATED il the people in many emly to ld not be the ts inspired tigation of Whealer in sivress upon the motives which prompicd the ob- llow the swn conclusions Wheeler torncy general server to from facts that Senator was a menace to the artment of to the ined the then at the head of the sti that persons friendly attorney general obt in- Wheeler, then dictment of Senator and finally, and most important, that the committee appoinied to investigate that he that the the senator's cha Was “framed” has.found indict- as unwarranted and unsup- well be ment w ported by facts, It might ,dded that this investigating commit- tee was headed by Sewator Borah, an official whose earnestness, honesty and strength is doubted by none, no mat- how one may differ from him in many of his views, It may well be said, also, that this investigation has been conducted with accepted methods eredit ard for proper re of inquiry, to which fact may o given for the reliance which will placed upon the report it submits e fond of HIGH-BROW really music we nd, much to our surprfse, we find out are very that a “piece” we have liked the occasionally heard and extromely is classi fied by experts as “classicr True, it in fact, doesn’t happen very often; there hiive been times when we have heard strange sounds coming trom an orchestra which we suppos ol was and discov. ered that the only tuning up, orchestra was playing a But ina masterpice the fact remains that & real “tune” musical com- position does not, of itsclf, stamp it 18 below the highbrow standard. In other words good music may be good agrecable rather of it its air, in spite of than because Certainly we should lke to become expert enough to enjoy really greats music always shether it has any common\ garden- yard harmony or air or not 8o with poetry, and it is with poetny especially that we are concerned at the moment, There used to be a good Jeal of it which Wve read and in which Wi was and reason we found both rhyme what the chap liked the drgamily along like & understood poet saying, and we way he put it, murmuring now and then a that made the reading of it a pleasant pas- sage through fragrant vistas of fancy. sttooth running stregm with syect sounding rhyme it nowadays we find “poets” be ofnized as “most promising if they have anything at all te hide the thoughts away so deep ant study, lined brows an unable to find it re inclined y mean ve decide Missouri and demand ghat fore us and ex the expense of OF STREAMS, BY ROBERT QUILLEN pollution ef streams t I minute men; dollar-a- 10-year-sentence men. Svolution luction of various waste men; pro- otherswise year and Wker before the rom factories Week meant and the Be Annnals the elephant Kind to little to s to the con- - erday a Ro- hile Almost all commoditics are quoted on exchange now except official influ- which, w the pollution of not ims, had as a ¢ involve ence. ntral theme » One characteristic of Christian na- tions is the way they keep the grand jurics. busy ston of addge, “Cleanliness a partic plan of Was) ised and the vy erook and turn, ients o o adaeis well ad- learning people are havir a small t to find advant is is that it isn't so diflic th Jongg set. It's to a garden if you convinee the wife that hoeing is to the daily dozen. et upon themselves or ensy have The ave human can md up i a direct effect, w 1 s € ¢ It rage equal 1 self {h Aar lone ams. If that of town. is casy to interpret hem says she is husband is out is promptiy ct it is 1o peo- one of means her ple of tod ming: £ tion must look for enjoyment, = = nd even lite. W in which little is one h la a A =ophistic 1 age 1 mortal's hair and te than his illusions good way to keep public| siness honorable is for private busi- to set the example. will follow, into this va - very effort to make the earth Another liveable, nce happier. Our facil ities for pleasure and health must conserved and pussed down in as good | gill, a cold fried isn't so. very | much more depressing than a board- house bathroom if not better si Yy oW when our gen inherited the That is public trust and it is not The poor Arcadians wandered and wahdercd, but at least they had no finding parking space, that the public should pass by with a carcless shrug offorts to improve our troub! natural resources Mud throwing affords little thrill when the world can watch somebody toss the horsehide, From many a little stream, Whicl wound ils way along assy meadow flows into - Matrimony settles down to normal | when a breakfast quarrel doesn't spoil he day for either party, story built up e, A few years ag ore no the grodter rivers a blend of poisor to fish and often vegotable life, poi sons introduced hy a fac The more one studics favorite greater one's voritism 15 inherently sons, that | on ita banks. Where once were hedges banks there is baked the conviction Where tails that hounded and fern grown and naked once the sinful, bird sang in the cat- earth Anotlier popular delusion is the be- | lief that the man married & beautiful fool would trade her for a homely good cook, it the slimy snail lives among a col- who lection of tin That is well the cans. enough, snail and the tin can along the bank, unsightly tl Correct me wear cems so common this they may be, ar ook shocs,” W as nothing compar to the pollution that e vaters of the stream itself and which nay not even visible, Reaching the main rive ch drains into the a the stream combines with others, them as poison, others the a The efforts of possibly elear, But cumulation of poisina is enough the people al the clear streams availed mg lave nothing, there is enough | i in the dirty one to take care of both and more. Fish Jife the I8 discours ged in Verses amd 1Y Aie and never come main river, the sea-run | Bamuel Hofens 1 you'll ma me, ented I sl he! From the he Nothing but figh off or get one ein) taste of poliu (By tion back., Kven Darl vaters of the a the poison into the preads and ki life, Witness the Connecticnt s off, or drives away aven of our thoughts shall rod » shad fishing 0 my the River and the woe fully small catches that result today 20 *The girl T left behind That's faded from mind say, |1 tind pretty, gay; compared with a few years ago eand This o not, but it thing Yhat tends to does not-concern ‘us, you hope she'll never me And always stay She wasn’t Or bright That's why And she is in hait | S ihly should, Every and earth lestroy aweet or or wise or I'm in the the hay happincss on the face of the hould eoncern us, by monstra- tion of that concern we should that which is going ach again wimmin’, whery men are I want to go down t I been | o ety issued 1n | Kor that % the men cet our children. Thery licenses have St about 8§00 fishing New day of the open seas [} nd a halt As 1 place the ety of Britain since the firet 1 about & month | AN women sure are women, ago. summer ;e A woman please 800 by admiring her by getting one another her hat She like it, woman i offends there will be many mor men, at least, are concerned in keep- essfal Platform had ng the streams pure in order that they | A Su For nay have pleasure sut-of-doo iod in ® where ars he candidate, He had campaign for the good Amecrican Institutions, always got great applause, but he had never been elected situation had never This time he And, in his himself a genius This was the platform “I believe in bobbed been & reform fought in every old-fashioned His specches his wisdom originally located man. We may, in our factory and onr shop, ®arn suffi funds to aid in the we itting batt our coming generation for #trive, we labor, The was desperate He any uscful trade, gome thinking. way, proved | vorry and we plan—all for the sake learncd to come. We bother aid crets, why not con small he the trifle with ab hair | | ‘ He DR. FRANK CRANE’S DAILY EDITORIAL ] Gobel By DR. FRANK CRANE et indepe acturer of he named Adolph Gobel isions in the East the in Bre nd manu arg pro 10 1 making sausages. or yet heen had to do was hors ierma He ¢ is country at wed the be that it e conld worked 1 provis 1 1o, He we i iscovere better than the ki W the at the independent of his her known as time reput real Americans & from caste, because the America was not throttied 1his kind hevics whe ould be giver alf-baked Pois and industry e envions teaching Against | cconomics o0 « by the rifty; and sur- Ver nan, fits w me 7e the Gobels and tickle the | because big business had vis for doing so. ed out, is that the who 1 s and to dis ning point A fortify Kaln those are sh competiti 3, and invaria®ly tends to ¢4 concerns have over the was a characteristic and arge and estahtis tofor: ¥ e and enterpris Copyright, 1324, by The McCiure Newspaper Srondical® TP When a woman {comfortable he falls in love with her, When she makes him comfortable o marries Question bile) A policeman is chasing it on foot at 125 feet per second . cateh 1? he Answor Question | pothetical question shortage and the high 'the policeman not the yacht because there can't be any why if any, a gritty substance, you? Answer o grievously a 4 by clearing. Question taking graft, termed? Answer Wife friend ? drunk.” Hubby with 1 share (Copyright 1924, INC HARTFORD Greatest Coat Sale of the Season STARTS SATURDAY MORNING Special Purchase of Two Hundred and Fifty Coats Just Arrived —On Sale as Follows: $20 Polaire Coats - - - at $12.98 All Lined Models was at work some one emptied a; quantity of carbolic acid into his din !ner pail in which he had some oat meal and water. Whether the triclk was done as a joke or with differert intent is a question. H Between 7 and 8 o'clork last e\ #- ning the pastor of Trinity M. . church tied a knot whereby a Brisiel Chinaman and a New Britain woman | became man and wife, In a statement issued teday from the local ofice of the Southern Mew England Telephone office it is stated that there are 433 instruments in'use makes a man un- The 1'un Shop 1s & national 1 tution conducted Ly newspapel the country. 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Mo houy car (au! i going at miles per How can he Ry luek, perhaps, the following hy- If there 18 & but supposing there isn't, women and little ehildren, being square, about big two weeks wide, although - - — | 8805050800580088888880088 l would ‘25 Years Ago Today olle q touane ‘(Taknn trom terald of that date) @ PEVVETIPITPVIIIIIIVIIIGIOS It was learned today that the own- er of the Commercial street property, Carelessness, which the police and fire departments - now occupy, 18 desirous of obtaining sossion of. his place as soon as pos- Solve =] ‘ Observations on . The Weather Washington, May 16.--1"orecast for Southern New Englan: Cloudy to night, probably rain on coast; Satur day fair, somewhat warmer; moder- ate variable winds, F ast for Eastern York} Cloudy tonight, probably showers or, {he coast; Saturday probably fair and | warmer; moderate variable winds, be- coming southwest. For Connecticut: Cloudy tonight prohably rain on the coast; Saturday tair/and somewhat warmer; moderate the hox and 80 what would but I'air tomorrow, A politician is caught by What would that be New Friend with a you come A True fitting up And here home \ Eight boxes of periedicals, papers and books were taken from the Cen- ter.chtirch chapel this afternoon and an® he inshistetd | Shipped to Porto Rico for the enter " tainment of the soldiers. The collec- tion was made in a few days in re- sponse 1o an appeal sent out. variable winds, What might have been a very seri Conditions favor for ous feke was perpetrated on James cloudy and unsettied y afternoon. While he |lowed by fair. “Yesh, my dear. 1 wash a shick frien' hish medishin —FEdmund J Kiefer, vieinity fol- this Reproiduction weather forbidden.) Iarley yesterd The World At Its Worst. By GLUYAS WILLIAMS A Grand Slam In Doors. VIOLENT SLAMMING OF DOORS A3 v POR A GOOD QUIET A HURRY GETS DRESSED TOR. HER PARTY IMES AWARE OF GATHERS TROM SLAM &F TRONT 7O MENT LATER. THAT GWEN HAS TORLOTIEN SOME THING & { 15 A VOLLEY OF SLAFIS UPSTNES AS MOMER AND AUNT MAY RUSH TROM ROOMS T HELP GWEN RANSACK CLOSETS AND BURE il d | L 0 WHEN M5 OWN DOD DRAUGHT OF THE OPENNG PRONT DooR.s CLOSES WiTH A THUNDERING SIAM TH REASONABLE ASSURANCE