New Britain Herald Newspaper, September 18, 1922, Page 4

4 NEW BRITAIN DAILY HERALD, MONDAY, SEPTEMBER 18, 1922 MY MARRIAGE PROBLEMS |5 ™ your FaLL surr | YOUR TEAPOT he next thing, now that school has R — — - % will demonstrate why t begun | Adele Goerfson's New Phase of ||| “"Recess!" shouted Matthew Musk- | ',un, And a good many of the pupils ! [|{ vegan to think that Paddy Muskrat's ; v REVELATIONS OF A WIFE Il laest son wasn't quite so stupid as they had supposed. “Recess! Recess!" - : ) the whole school clamorea. S p— - = “Very well!” Solomon told them. . 7 N The Plan By Which Madge Tried to|could not turn my head to look, bur|“You may all have recess now-——ex- - 1 ¢ [T could see in my mirror, so close|cept the dunce,” he added, turning Evade the Big Car, ’ ) ligl ’ 1| hi T Rabbit 1 Tfl were they, how their lights swerved | hls gaze upen Jimmy abbit, ‘" Q At sight of the swaying car filled | from one side of the road to the| hear that the dunce of a school must with drunken men coming around the |other [always be kept in during recess.” [ HAS NO EQUAL “ nn curve ‘r'! n(; road toward me, 1‘ Bl s Bans thelr dsuskennsm @eihl NN J‘lmml,\l' Rabbit didn't Iike that | B most lost the use of my faculties / .| very well, He watched his friends b I 2 Am x v me Despite their cut-out, thelr o Only for a second, however. Then, ab o _f ,.’, luced ‘,1,..” speed, almost | (100D away fnto the woods. And whnn‘ A argeSt sale n eri“a' is often the case, 1 found the cour- i il R R il enougn | he 100ked at the teacher he saw that age and self-possession in the e of [ Cenable me to forge ever so slight.|Solomon Owl was taking a nap. ‘rm'i.(.n-.’ \\!\:v 1 I )M:\ los |“yy’r‘.\ Iy ahead. And with braln sharpened | The teacher slept on and on. An| |} \ = n the ride to the hospital when : hour passed. Yet the pupils did not | ) - JE‘I }WQ llfl_, pdfippen ,'!{!" \l‘ nothing more dangerous than a whis- ’ |return. “They're waiting for the & » P pering tree branch had threatened| Just before getting into Bridge- |t cher to ring the bell” Jimmy 1 ' l " A LRy Weax pSuhally) Bminptng M, o KL EE < T hout one of them winding in the fashion of ‘hfi"l‘!‘rllly)' angry. —1 think I'd better old Tudian trains from which most of | iy “apd hid I knew it by L few feet beyond it a cross road, | pe ghle to call them back. He'll be l[ kily 1 had been too excit i ed to turn off my ¢ . my invari-|the roads in ou ctlon sprang, each| jje had taken just one hop when able proceeding when my tank 15 eavy with tree shadows. I Knew|golomon®Owl woke up. filled. and I had unscrewd | that T could rlwv keep up the gruel- Stop!"” he commanded. “Where | the cover of the tank. The g i ing pace much longer, but I put onfare you going? You're the dunce. You | e | proving especially popular with busi- | Unless otherwise indicated, theatrical notices and reviews In tils cofumn ure writtes eontainer was in my hand, and never atra spurt until I rounded the|ean't |eave the school until 1 give you | curve almost literally upon one wheel, | permission.” B8 sy ness women by the press agencles for the respective amusement company. hampton there is a turn in the rodd, fypayght, “He has no bell, He'll never The thing to do now is to have | = S | L | o h two-skirt idea, however, and are P 5 ANV ¢ = (%20 | women's garments have ndopted the | = g ye s 2ol fdea from two-trouser suits and it is| = 2 n my life shall I jual the quick- 1;\,,_»\ ol ST 3 M\ u”" ool aftorward dived | “What school 2 Jimmp asked h”“.\ i It's always the skirt to a dress W ¢ lown the'darkest of the cross roads.! “What school? This school of| § that wears out first and the skirt| RODOLPH VALENTINO AT PALACE |also contributed towards the screen a fainer on the seat beside me, and leav. |turned oft lights and switch-key sim-|course! Where are the rest of the| |that needn pressing pitencst, A vivid, colorful mosaic of poverty new standard of acting. “The Storm' ing the door swinging wide, 1 threw ultantousl 10 guided the car in-| pupils?"” y Lo pone Jrgest and MoStland quick wealth, of tender affection (is @ drama of the great north, ind started the car (!0 the shadow of the bushes at the I don't know,” said Jimmy Rab-| NEEEEES B mr_ogryvsm-ur-_ ores have taken up the |ang pagsionate love, of physical dar-| The vaudeville acts are excellent side of the road on its own momen-{bit. “Haven't you heen asleep? Lwostisipbiall bowever, and areling ang kaleidoscoplc use of large|with Helen Miller rapping a mean i {ireiantt vol beer drstilien) 1nhn.“mg. ‘:‘nn,\ 0{,""?;m}:“"}f‘l]"'”m‘w’ crowds, “Blood and Sand,” Rodolph|hammer on the xylophone. Edwardas |attractiveness. ntil the fashion be- |y 1o ore first Paramount star pic-|and Edwards s a fast comedy and Al st & st iand. thé obREE Gar thar By, Heand) k. M1 ekl s bekn, dnd 198 (i A ture which opened at the Palace last|singing team with good dancing. Al« Wait, our car's too|also loud imprecations as they real-|had the queerest dream! I thought I 5 i majseyone s pun, A\ evening to a record breaking crowd, {s|bert and Harris show some new ized that they could no longer see 1y | Was a school-teacher!” _! story of widely varied appeal. Mr. stunts in dancing and Tom Mahoney, Jight in front of them. Jimmy Rabbit grinned : e Ao g esenin e Rpurei e e, Skt olhebiiliclske goRdtnine Women can't irive,"” another T had turned into a road leading in “People will laugh when they hear | !tonch, the interesting character of |ereatest Irish monologists the stage drunken voice called loudly, but by the general direction of the farm-;about it he chuckled. ® 2, H “Juan Gallardo,” a young bull-fighter has held. He has a clever little act B T Taa eution 1 aer e Hotae, b Ty e e ] = e T T e oR S e e aanc lngt e arrlage '} | whose life and loves form the “meat”|entitled, “The delegate of the bricke thitd, and was fly down the road, and the minute the other car|%ed him. “T wouldn't have this story | of the entertaining chronicle. |1ayers’ union.” driving as never in my life I had|disappeared dewn the road I started |B€t out—not for anything! = seldl S As the “loves”, beautiful Lila Lee L 3 J BY ZOE BECKLEY. > o | driven before my own, and rapidly drove northward And no one has heard it until now. | and luring Nita Naldi are excellently |y\rs .2 . The maudlin, good-natured shouts along the winding road I had entered, | (COPYright 1022 by Metropolitan | L= = cast. Wife Insists on nght 7 T 60 inko Angvy ones aa tha drut It was perhaps ten minutes later Newspaper Service. ITHE COTTAGE NFAR BROADWAY. [ oNsoREingl musla ack e Tithernc, to Use Maiden Name HiTir, Bibioiit o e dilver haHin [ Toan ot & Albont AT Ribeios s M [midsting Snclosyre dve. festisdlians { ditestiontiat 00 1T, Valintinel o mhe | e YorkijRept, 18- The rightior Bttt initiag dévics imto ni|chinary MIRdISAAS T Miks uRATIE Nes e gauliyaveRIvdi Litle lddy wobbigd 1 Fe1 Ve de v [Bbl ifer Re st tra ol o T s dayEo AR tosr e na nd reRs frc]n- and the ivmpn SE7 vared: e was|DeteEmiine st oo Aot the A Yeag GOssi ’s |in her first efforts to walk. Her pink e R ey ST ik ialersh o malogia me hasibAonATo; nd the big car roared its way|de ' wheth 3 16 car was ey e : 1 8ol gnized by the Waldorf Astoria hotel i 5 i s o 5 e ¥ - rompers were adorned with an em- 5 7 £ ¢ | cgnized by . v as e, e s (e g s p's Corner| i i Gusta Wit o carmig comestenns| e i wie made when Dore B e araldans o Befall|my tehrs imireAlbtaly SidsubiAA nd‘n s [€Ted pup respectlvely, and on the el e v tatamat, bt | s LR St B AT D s “iny human being 15 those ‘anb- |Ehe BApE oAy AR AuitHd nalas. vhne Lovely F: WegCovErpIolfs Syas AN, embroldcueg el s the premier lady whistler who have| eqistor N‘-'r‘;wd et o a: n;? ho'tedl R ot e T dound. Thysal Soih ]y ‘drew mrstep lized: that: th wovely Fan. kitten These cherished animals 7] poRas Rl Bt oo de Rl ngBTster he managemen recte ments iy ress B myself wish- T ar r‘ realized that there A very lovely fan is made of whm‘{sn\m . fiobie: purpose. Whenevel il Rt \'\'h 7'1. | that the word *wife"” be inserted in ing—almost praying—that the ma ‘m,»v'!‘. a4 road crossing the one Iv\\a:t net bound with black beads and em- |their owner fell down, mother had Y enti riginatore o "“‘_‘ some such way as ‘“John Jones and at the wheel of the other car would on. Then through the bushes at right | ellished with black embroidered dots |taught her to look quick to see it tate sy Hughesjand Moorertheycomedy, iwite Jane: Smithi’ lose his drunken grip on the steer- | »s I saw the light of an ar\-‘hn graduated sizes. any of them were hurt—which saved SRbEl fmr ‘av.f-‘l\xt m”’.”‘ (?”“ ‘,m Al s SART e Kiddin’”, which contains many| PENN ROAD LINES UP JeuETy auBaby KERT, i 2 y jaughs and some good singing as 11 ing wheel, =0 those men wonld 1o pr ing motor, heard again the RSN longer be a menace to my errand. shouts of the men who had Bizarre Coat | I i 2 ¢ Just now her round cheeks were N By + 5 Madge is Blocked. frightened s e A n i 5 ) well; The Esther Trio are acrobatic c & e W-lj":)f b 41' ,t,\fl‘,‘, SR, v\v fwmvg:(( L . : ():a bizarre evening coat is made of tanned with sun and fushed with | ) / ) / Mr’"fl : (Thnlcoml‘qnll amelf':’" i¢| Agreement Reported Reached Be Tt i T bak ey was siire. |oroastonaTin Fronb ot a1 the e shlmmering gold tissue between|pleasure, her blond curls awry with | i Pégg / dancing with their gymnastic abil.| tWeen Officials and Representatives 1yn e o they evar Yant il s B e e :‘:;,.7; of monkey fur and lined with |the breeze. Her fingers were tightly d Ha "/ ities, which entitles them to their| Clgveland, Sept. 18.—(By the Asto- T T Bk isie | OF ‘aenrds. Ylmy path il b U e Lol {clutehed about & gnsfled forefinger, ! claim of “something different.” Their| ciated Press)—An agreement has been =7 Bluc_and White, gnd h’“ d'mr' seagoing volce gently @ork is graceful, rapid, neat and|reached between general chairmen of - L rumbled: WAL i : i | : i | 4 ¥ cal i n .. A sweater coat of ivory-white silk N 5 y generally effective. This show should|the hrotherhood of railroad trainmen TEDV=TIME . EALES] | oo, 90 e ground below: wers Lhe e Bhe e - eribrolderaa. in dolnl; Avest thsre, (ommndore, port 4 prove very attractive to Palace audi-|and the order of railway conductors scholars. And in the back row, as far e 0 your helm or yowll sink your ecraft. " 3 e e e car, and, dropping the gasoline con- in the clutch just as the big, swayir ar behind me slowed up beside me. A Race in the Dark Then, hardly daring to breathe, 1| "My goodness!" cried Solomon . X Tt (T SR E Yok ful 1e'r two 'V us coming over Terdomet 3 i o oAt ¢ |Plue and very short sleeves w. You' 3 ay 2 v R ey o Eet|Just escape the shoulders. i o T e e i i early and avoid the rush, over wages and working conditions. chuck ) oG ] —_— t =h|r\mafi‘: AN g § st 2 | W. G. Lee president of the trainmen Solomon Owl gave his queer, roll- Fancy Bags, And the baby gurgled and beamed. TH}. STORM" AT FOX'S -dl'\hO!ll’!(‘f‘j’ 50(17’ upon his return Fancy bags for evening are made| 1rrom the white-columned porch of | - _— X The residents of New Britain wol:| from New York. in round puffy styles and fashioned e apple-green |is a matter of steering. You can run|p this morning to find the people | f of colored seashells mounted on silk i”::]‘nn::‘ \:T?i:::\da“\::l&n dl;:;‘(r_ gr:‘q’l a stout bark on the rocks or sail a|talking of “The Storm,” the sensa- | BANKERS WILL MEET. puffings. o 3 " |frail one across the sea in the teeth|tional photoplay now showing at this| New Haven, Sept. 18.—Banking swearing |0f @ gale. Love, like t wind, not | theater swhich had its initial perform-| concerns here got word today that a enough to navigate by. Ye've got to|ance last night. House Peters, play-| joint meeting of the Connecticut know navigation, and tacking is one|ing the lead of the primitiv baclk- | bankers 'association and the Connec- the hig tricks. Ye've weathered|'oodsman in the far north, made 7| ticut association of state banks would and |great impression upon his audience.| be held here next Friday to discuss Virginia Valli and Matt Moore nave|the subject of branch banks. ing cry. “School's begun,” he boom- ed. “And first of all, I must pick my pet. 1 understand that every teach- ér has one.” He stared down at his| scroll-sawed, came Connie. pupils. “I believe I'll choose Master - - “You'll bhe having Nora Meadowmouse,” he added presently,| . I You Are Well Bred sen-oaths next, Uncle Dale!” she But Master Meadowmouse didn't| YOU Know a broken engagement fa(), . pog with the deep note of love SCHOOL, BEGINS. want to be teacher's pet. He was Mr“‘\‘\'o‘r?l\m :mlalr)r:ssmg ffior both the| =" ‘oice. “But you're a specialist |of “Let’s go down to the garden to-| ribly afraid of Solomon Owl, who had | WoMan and the man a d you do mot |, o tion so T oughtn't complain, [some hard blows these two years, morrow and get some turnips,” said | swooped at him a hundred time nrf"ji AUSERENG ghuexnRol any Other ex-|yr . c'c Mary to give Nora her din-|now we're all good sailors—even this Billy Woodchuck to Jimmy Rabbit ‘be a hundred and one. With a }“fl“”:;““"f’ than the formal announce-| = " ") vou come and get v little passenger here. Blest if 1 don't “l can't Jimr Rabbit answered. squeak of fright hed from his|’ i Captai Dale heaved up s big |think ve'll go the rest of the voyage { 5 ; | Whil i ptain Da ;p h : “Why not?" place in the second row and ran rvrr‘mnnhl‘q’”a]f K T’“n;‘fnmi ;" )h” bulle reluctantly. safe and sound with no more rough “Bec e school begins tomorrow,” ! into the woods : G 8 2 poor ste for her e : R cing piped off | weather than's nece to condemn the former suitor or sug- | Seems T'm always being pip ® |when I rather stay on the bridge Jimmy explained “Well, I can't have him," Solomon it & y gest that the fault is er : his. - - 1 he fauit is entirely his. A he grumbled, but obeyed. ‘‘Fred's (The End (Copyright, 1922, N Billy Woodchuck laughed at that Owl remarked somewhat sadTy. |5550 U s | answer, \ “Who would like to he my pet? First "‘“”‘“"\" Hilenob Yegaraing AsWlll 16 0 0F dve et A “What have you to do with| come, first served:” jmUBEHEn “Listen!” school?” he asked. “Johnnie Green ‘T would,” cried Peter Mink, be- 5 S R IR e B —_————— fore anybody else could speak i Marriage a La Mode . "'] b "fl‘,,‘ ’l C‘afi?‘\lzz,lhflri Then that's settled,” said Solomon| 1Meny modern®girls are opposed to|Around the cur (T-dlflv st “thoush T would never have chosen |NCAFINg 2 wedding veil and much of |'ed from AManpaian FCEC 16 LA B e its old significance has | forg: pretty new suburb of Wes st Peter Mink for my pef, because he's EiLiflcanne hag been Sorgolian i N e R Gronghl ~ RReDY, A 7 rala But Welsh girls have much senti- a ruffianly, quarrelsome vagabond : : b L & R hd now 1 must decide who's to be|ment about this. They shll ‘adhére|bright new Gypsy, with.Pred Dae my brightest pupll, for I'm told there | t0 the old custom of erecting a *care |in ”,‘,n seat P"l.;mm{'(!::i”‘un\_:’r;_‘ ‘f}r‘, has to be a brightest pupil in every|Cloth” above the bride and groom,|Porch, Jumpec A Hore. o schonl.” | which is really a square of very beau. |2 fondling, kissed Connie 2 ¥ i tiful fabric, which may afterward he |and rumbled his uncles thick gray Again Solomon Owl looked from - 1 A ¢ s a s 5 al occa. |locks which needed no rumpling. | 3 one o another of his pupils | onn BAE Heart Bn - enemenlal Buotyl 08) o e e i o A 1 : Tonight—Tues.—Wed. g e I R o R [tage 15 minutes from the shop!" he Paddy Muhkrat's eldest boy, who was et e ha. - Wihink of It; LS, Quarter — /J [l " y . a very stupid youngster — ===\ [of an hour ago a man was signing v :h:y“l.,'\,i.:.]:kr»a\'nn-,-r. going to be ( ICESIN THEAIR iJ{on the dotted line for four Gypsys ’ | ! 4y brightast Tipil, ¥y mot. to- ks | ijlat my rlofl)\' on 1‘;:?‘:1\'221( k;Xn(;il“;li\\ appoint me, If T ever ask the school | \ommmmm—x e ‘"’.’"\‘ a4 o a i & L 7 . E InP 1 W tW'ld a question, be sure to answer it first, Mine!" cried Conn ; Largest Audience Ever In Palace en i o matter if you're wrong." KDKA i : En g ¥ 4 : . Matthew Muskrat promised (Westinghouse—East Pittsburgh) LI B AL A ¢ About It Last Evening! WA now “T must Monday, Sept. 18, 19; ! VI, M BEaR - ¢ & | plok somebody for 2 Let me| 7:30 p. m—Popular concert G 18 A Sl TR 4 : taal WHo ) Lo Lakewood Orchestra. RING g 4 - : Tl S "Stop!” he commanded. “Where arz you “Jimmy Rabbit!" Matthew Musk- ~$:00 p. m.—Pittsburgh Musical In- | I made it real . ( ; / i RODOLPH T it Going? Youre the dunce” rat eried, waving a paw in the air stitute Night. Wiz R n”lBImj?r;r‘" Well, {t's mine and Nora's $ 4 f y i 3 va LE NTI NO - Solomon Owl hadn’t really meant ine " o R doesn’ a ake it mine , doesn't that mak: | will have to go. But you don't ex-|to ask the school that question. He| (Westinghouse—Newark) 2 il ¢ . " re, lubbers, stop belay- | @3 pect to spend tomorrow at the little| was only talking to himself. But he| 7:00 p. m—Final baseball scores . “AVISt there “\1,.\’4’_;"01, S X T e 2 “Blood ands d" red schoolhouse—do you? There'll be| was much pleased at the promptness of American, National and Interna- “’““_ ”'m put s ¥ i . B an lots of awful boys there.” hrightest pupil | tional league games. el 3 b ’ e raril g = i g Ny UEE we I'm not going to the red| “Excellent! Excellent!” Solomon| 7:10 p. m—Stories from the &t | ~Oh we don’t quarrel, Unc' Dale, : Y ILA LEE ~ NITA NALDI schoolhouse,” Jim replied.| Owl praised him. “Jimmy Rabbit is|Nicholas Magazine. laughed Connie “We've learned— “Haven't you heard the news? Didn’t the dunce. " And everyhody laughed,| 9:30 p. m.—U". & Navy night. el i vTety Lagis '1" f““”r“"‘""'q';"'”; p BSee hut Mere's eolne to Be & heonnse Timmy Rabbit had, the nime WGI needed the city, so 1 gave up, as T/} WNVEVIR VR SN Y " ¢ |thought, and very nobly, ,too, my school in the woor hlest wits of anybody in the'school. | (American Radio and Research Corp., |{[CUERt & ; i b B Then Solomon turned his great| P [love-in-a-cottage-in-the-country. But “Is that s0? Who's going to be the Medford Hillside, Mass.) [ 5 ; ) Kb staring eyes upon Peter Mink, “The| .30 p, meBoston police reports, |\ ore and I needed it, and Fred found VIRGINIA VALLI B DL ity A v S 5. parson 18| Late mems BlEn. Mally waiet v ‘{;\fi‘,‘d lfl;mnflitt.'\',z :ir«"':w:do:' :“% h;“\'dl: Jofisé}"'s:‘vfi:?&zb : WHAT A LOVER! WHAT A PICTURE! Rabbit answered said - e - Glrdis d h, ¢ Dale, we're learned & 1o d § ot o e sooal Buw| B Peier Migk smaried beck ehet| s ey busie otpon |03 et e G o y : IMAGINE—VALENTINO A DAREDEVIL fall term. Of course T'll den up when| “Tut! tut!" Solomon Owl thunder- bt D L to steer o middie course” TH, Eififfi TOREADOR! ACTUAL SCENES OF BULL 4 he S, 4. "“That's no way fo ot t at's , my rarties. ) age | 3 R N L M i R R WGY rom ceamommmmrssensancan | B FIGHTING IN A REAL ARENA! €6 on'a. Tow branchof & g hem: |a #nod. polite pet of 3ou If 1 have |, %00 P m—Produce market and erEaT vaupeviiie || SCENES OF LOVE AND PASSION NEVER lock where he could look down upon| scr ) all the fur off your hack. |Stock market repnr"s and quotations. | SHOW AI,PROACHE]) BEFORE ON SCREEN! his pupils and see verything that they| An uproar from the whole school ”"_"’4"_;"“‘)"’r;“]“"“”g(f‘a‘l'sp:"o‘;’:a':s- Bad B th | : ; e : a rea ‘ } 8—PARTS YOU’LL NEVER FORGET—S8 . MHJ]N]N]] P AIR—SALAD} i g;',‘:ff;afi:;f, 4 Th“":'o‘n'f;;'gsa'- Special Musical Score BY BERTHA E. SHAPLEIGH | Whmr:::ghneo?ongtilnfi In His Best Picture KEITH VAUDEVILLE The di‘fi l'o in rico 3 Of Columbia University ;mt anh bricati iquid is pro- 147 ] nce p i | Just now there are plenty of meions | i Jibricating LW O PP T TONY” GUSTA WHITE Hughes & Moore |and pears. Fach may be served m; the food wacte soft -and 2 4 [ ¢ ways and combined they make . | 3 . . 4928 is small-the difference | i v B w vt Comedienne | “Quit Your Kiddih” | 2 cups melon cubes, Ak in qualitv reat | Fom e i nh v | Rk U ORREN & DREW ESTHER TRIO 4 B> 1 pimento cut in strips. Nujol is a Mimics Something Different », " 14 cup French dressing, made with| [ lubricant—not b THEATRE pmtipad ° lemon juice instead of vinegar, sea- a medicine or A - | £ soned with paprika, salt, pepper and - laxative — so HARTFORD - REG. U.S. PAT. OFF, B Sus srive. COME EARLY AND AVOID THE RUSH! a tiny bit of currie powder. Try it today. TONIGHT, :15, (S, T.) Tnes, and Wed, |intocubes—mix with the pimiento JIbe Fint e America =S 8 |and part of the dressing. Chill, serve o} N exen 4 | : ine, and th ! LL Hflll e i T e halt ETHEL BARRYMORE |} NO ADVANCE IN PRICES! COFFEE LS T - A — in Gerhart Hauptmon's = In the Argentine, farms isolated | \WRITTRRICANTENGT A LAXATIVE ‘ROSE BERND’ WATCH FOR OUR ‘BLUE RIBBON WEEK’ (General Electric Co., Schenectady) gy Pare and cut the melon and pears MATINEF, WEDNESDAY from any town are better kept lhan{ PRICES, 50¢ to $3.00, waay Britiak (voatry, housea RELLING,