New Britain Herald Newspaper, November 26, 1921, Page 3

BRITAIN DAILY HERALD, SATURDAY, NOVEMBER 02l 8 e ipreers ) wh | i | 1 e ( \ GETS l'R“M“T]U.\ American Baptist Forelgn .-H!-:‘\.n 80~ Il clety, s he is filling a position for rra g AU 2 \ g g o T viieh the soclety has been soeking a ’ \:‘ Al t = { iy ¢ ( ¢ 3 oceupant for some years LA ) ; : ; A i \ I e b ot Pormer First Baptist Church | X oss s living In Mountain Jersey, a residontial com. el lected to Office In American Bap- the northern part of that He was formerly pastor of the SAFEGUARD DUMB ANIMALS to, Nov. 26 A law which ohibit trained animal or bird 3 P y \ itario theaters I8 being fhe platform speil binder, the pu ; ok % Ry s £ . bt | the cente il 4 o good ted to Know [ | framed by the Toronto Humane so- pt orator, or the soap box speaker © i ( ’ of ! v ! sund v Al . a1t 5 | ¢ ', Wilson, an oficial of the often speaks of “travellir P cation p ! . cture. of . g p . f L 3 ) ! Uiy 8 i i T A e sathway of time."” o « ¥ i fere on the w ;T th A rin P ne e i % inn t pan employed the use of whip, pathway of time is it holds more opposite | M. Dec 1s0 look- | thelr 1ight 1 ¢ tme vo b ous ¢ Son1e- | ol s % o i ap re | ) ed hot fron adventures per foot, more odd o ed, but he looked so far overlook- | of Moses T : , unfamiliar incident - cal yard, | ed. Inste f taking the second tune [the A-wa v vt KOV wing | ohi Rl ) e et lite ——— than the strects of N } con |of the or hymn the organist | the fuglt the Wanderer on his ward | went on to the next hymn. While the | cepts of “that golden sunset of *h | astonished congregation prepared o of every marks the terminus f sing, | My God, 1 hoe," ti pathway, expects to hi nos organ, which is the pride n Ney T s Py i teresting journey at I s well as the South churel Sy P ST S PSTATE FILED Doesn't Happen Oftin pealed ,'l”" ! "_‘ fapnanious nes, 1ong the J. B. Comstock, office mun ho L X ing | Pharaoh's t P. and I. Corbin's, 1s an advert) In Union Is Strength, '8 basltel. co e taea e ; 1 ; o b ) man. Being an advertising manage . | ¢ 1AL g PIUE AU 4 ¥ 181 FLIYI N M Carmatodk. NAtuTRIly: Kiows 1 Wanderer sometimes wanders | ng coul | would 1 | 3 000 in liberty s church | he old ] NOW PLAYING AT FOX'S vertising men. Ther far from the home heartl AN pdern 1 uld hicken tomor ‘ s, St the Wampanoa Mills irch in 4 ica ) Matince 23c¢ Evening 35c) suid pencil a silent farewell McKenna, on the other ., has| charge of the contract denartiaent at Russell-Erwin's Pamiliar moetly with business done by irc 1 con- tracts with signatures on “the dotted line,” Mr. McKenna's faith in hu nature has not been severely shuken Both men are leaders in the Goodell evangelistic campaign. Mr. Comstock is chairman of the publicity commit- g tee. Mr. McKenna is chairman of the / : ! M\ HANFORD MAC NIDER, music committee. Early this weel at il iy~ ¥ COMMANDER a meeting someone wanted to horrow | Sl ¢ o e ; OF THE a pencil. MeKenna immedintely | ki x, k : ? A AMERICAN obliged. Mr. Comstock’s astonish- | ’ = s ' Vatet = d . \. R LEGION ment at what followed is shown by : the follewing line, clipped from the bottom of a report written by the ) n of the publicity committes Another great American precedent broken when Mr. McKen- na got his pencil back. He Loves the Ladies But— (Py the Wanderer.) comr ‘ I n T Boone was| of Providence, Rhode Isl court yesterday t iew to securing him as pastor L very flattering offer other morning he wi theater managers cannot be They would put a quick stop to it if the knew it, but for ob-| vious reasons an unescorted young woman does not care to make herself conspicnous. She would rather make an unobtrusive exit and not come again. So the attention of the wan- derer has been called to the habits of | one particular young man, who works some of the time along Main street (and several others possibly not so young or so positively identified). In| a few words, this is his modus o <y N aperandis. Gazing over the audience ALTON T RORERTS, Te espies a young woman seated alone CHAIRMAN AMERICAN LEGION a vacant seat next to 1 He NATIONAL COMMITTEE. occupies that seat. The lights are dim, the pictures thrilling, exciting y - possibly. It his hand chances to brush ; i ) . i p Joun e that of his unidentified neighbor may o . = . e 5 ; I i it not have been an accident? Yes, | oo but hardly an accident when it hap- b pens several times, or when his atten- tions, not halted by a loud call for po- lic come even more offensive. The wanderer knows several brothers who need only to have this “cave man" | pointed out to them-—also sever friends of young women who have no | brothers old enough to convince him | N PRANKLIN DIOLIER, in the right way that it is not (m\-’ . = = PAST CoMMANDER OF AMERICAN LEGION | | oLIN “Curant sidered good form to try and hold hands with young women you don't even know. Enuf sed! Moral: Direct action—to the joint ol et anian-—to e Generalissimo of Allied Armies s . Travels 25.000 Miles in 60 Days of about 18 summers, with blond h a willowy form, lots of pep and— the dantiest little tootsies imaginable. | Ferdinand Foch, Marshal of I'rance, marked the start of his journoy fornia. He will have scon the gieat and a plan of travel mapped out conferred another degree: to Boston geles, Cal: Grand Canyon, Ariz.; But we re getting ahead of our has proved himself to be the through the states, were more than wheat fields he Dakotas, the vast which is taking the Marshal all aronnd where Harvard conferred still an- Houston, Texas: New mlrum: Mont- story. | est and liveliest man of threec score the regulation hoots of & general ofi- plains of :, and the plantations i ted States . other, 2 gomery, Ala.; Atlanta, G 2 years and ten that the world has cer in the Army of France they of the South : a good deal more, Marshal Foch landed in this coun- Then he went hack to Washingt burg. 8.C.: Charlotte, | ever seen. The commander-in-chief wers the modern equi the it is sare to si than it 1s given to try October 28 and was formally re- and finally returned to Ne ¥ ork. back to Washington. lruvmg Wash- giggles and near masculine guffaws, of the allied armies is now hei mythical Seven Leagne Boots. The the average American citizen to see ive ¢ the Natious ¢ In each city he received a rousing ington, he goes to West Point, Al the quartet ung down Iast Main rolled around the country at a r h al's boots were to sce twenty in all his lifetime the 4 g i weleome and wus on the go from bany, N. Y., Ottawa, Out.; Montreal, street. It was after midnight and beyond the dreams of a Jules Verne, agues a day as a regular perform- Only few weeks ago, the Ameri- J ton T obe r- ecarly mormug till iate at nigh Que.; and finally back to New York they had been to a dance. and will soon return to Fv.\v;:"n "‘im i 416 )v:ll«\~ ov 24 hours, 17 can Legion brought Marshal Foch tc . Mic v irman, an \\')Ivvn lin red .\r\\‘ York at t 3 A ST ondering a new record for intrepid globe- every hour, the United States as the guest of tht 1 'Olier 1 iladelphia, end ot his first tonr. the newspaper e they approached the wondering trotéing, Vot until noon on Wednesday, De. Legion and began piloting him ar % r he American men asked him, at the home of de Marshal and his party reach The itinerary laid out for the cember 14, will the American Legion this country. At first the officials of gion. 1 Chairman Lancey Kountze, whether he was ¢ York Decomber 13th and sail Marshal by the American Legion's bid its guest good-bye. And when the the Legion were careful ab mak- "rol York. on a speeml train - ticed His reply was for France on the following day. reception committee calls for 25,000 Marshal stands on the deck of the ing the Marshal's trip one that would ! ennsylvania - Railvoad, he “Tired, Any man who went Never before a4 distinguished all concerned diminish With miles in sixty day To do it, the great French liner, and watches the not prove foo strenuous for him. But ashington Baltimove, Kan- through the world war can never feel isitor undertaken such an extensive forced nonchalance, the first youth transportation facilitics of the coun- line of New York fade out into they found that the man who led the sas City, where he attended the an- tired." ir in so limited a time. This is and lassie passed; then came the sec- try havé been placed at the Legion' the New Wor 1d horizon. Le will be allied troops to victory in the World nual convention of the American Le And then the Marshal straightway int Marshal Foch has to say: ond swain and she of the dazzling completa disposal. It’ ight of wa carrying memories of as strenuous o War was a great deal more strenu n; to St. Lou Indianapolis, Chi approved a new ‘,‘ n for his :L:. “I enjoy it all immensely. I am e e A SRR e i N campaign as ever was waged on the fhoy: hade esthinted:: Mon . Dotroit, - Cloveland, Pittsburg — Western trip which inciudes: Rich — seeing the people I Tove most, next to sl e b o Legion Special for Marshal Foch.” Marne: of tonstmasters by the seor farsh 1id he wanted to see I'back to Washington in time for mond Vo Mason Ci In the n v conntrymen. It does not tire port and he, puffing like a pouter pig- | Phincas Fogg, the hero of “Around of honorary degrees, of a hust of st States from top to hottom: the Armistice Day nonies at home of Nation i r 1 e ites me. I am seeing con that one so fair should turn to| the World in Highty Days.” Is well tion mastors and trainmen, and. i ) RO e s ay ford MacNider of t oricnt . f the American l.egion, him in her hour of need. For her outelassed by this little man i pections, corner stones laid. and of f 1 not be set Thence, he went ew Haven, gion, Minneapo i i ! ight under me with hour of need it was. ance. The hoots he had on when lices of America running all the way for hin hoere a trip which had seein the ¥ cton Rai arck N.D f I L General Pereliing The wanderer gasped and looked | he left the White House, for the ofli w England’s tock-bound eoast — at fir for abeur three There h eive « erce of - kane, Wal UL ! g ; ) A AL e I again, for she carried in her hand her | cial visit to President Harding, which e sunny slopes of honny Cali- weeks was extended to seven weeks LLD.; rovidence where Brown land, O CIsvo 1 Preceded by a barrage of girlish | wanderer the girlish giggles and the near-masculine guffaws increased pro- portionately as the distance between cute little pateat leather slippers| while all that separated her diminu- e Y 3 tive feet from the hard, cold, pave-| e S = - S ment was one thickness of ~nu| J RAB T ‘_ E £ <o y orT silken hosiery, doubtless reinforced Bl EQQ ]R ! U g L F_; Ol MAN the heel and toe but even then '~Im\\~ ing the effects of hard usage dur the past few minute — - “What'lyourfathersay—doy ‘uthink | \VHV ARENT o T YOU ) 3 & he \1‘\\ ni‘ulr;\— ‘::in:luir\m‘\' 1 an“!h‘r‘l[vl VOU IN SCHOOL i TEr\(,H =R r ;.,_j\é,_ 7) WLAT ’ /n \ 1 WANTED “ ST e e TODAV SON L\ON\E WAS TH | Tf/ \ ouT E[\PL\" IN THE they crossed Stanley streect Moral: Comfort first! 4 L) FO('TP’\LU g Anticipation vs. Realization, S He hid a toothache and the den- tist recommended an X-ray picture, The stortied patient confessed to the | haw” was wafted to the wanderer as § T"{OUL;LY \ ,, AND DLAY | ‘\uQUQ( Q / | | | | Wandeser that he had never even seen an X-ray machine, but had a | wholesome fear of one. He had read in a New York paper of a man kill- | e s e = . - ed while a dentist was taking an X- | i ray sicture, so the Wanderer accom- THE AFFAIRS OF jAIH % Aol ca RS A T '\7(‘ IR IG panizd him into the camera room. AL V0T a0 3 ‘ k I QW) H* allowed the dentist to seat him in the chair very much the same way that a condemned convict permits the T 3 waden to adjust the electrodes. The > e g y s whites of his eyes showed as he gazed JANE!- comT o | ~ IWEAR at the apparatus. T 3 r 1SOCKS “WIill it take long" he tnquired of | et ; : =4 te dentist. = - ) ; 3 A ‘\\“}’”T “Not very."” | r : ? = YOU DA “Is it dangerous?” (5 FOR M1t “Not very."” 4 | “Any danger of getting electrocut- ed? I read In the paper whern n man got electrocuted while having an X-ray picture taken,” “I have never electrocuted anybody yet—but I haven't had this machine | very long."” ! “Maybe I'd better wal—ugreh]” e — —FOX’S— — Starting — Next Sunday Eve THE SHEIK