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bax prd W oman doesn't ont of t the t be her ibly to above Accents, ‘Worst Is Over.” reply for a fow DING A HUSBAND Adele Garrison’s New Phuse ol evelations of a Wife | feel toward little as one does to a beloved making But 1 ly Mixed Speech reen Made Mad, comment Mrs. Durkee elimbed intc the seat relative I can critic her myself, Mrs. Durkee volleyed mentally n where she was at her As .the car gault, but 1 don't care to listen to un- road heard a last e nt trom | Besides, the little | yally for the unkindness and bad her choice of decora- | s room, and it did not| lubby™” on Edith's part to en jestingly, upon the rry by that change in the | ns of Her Fluffiness. i “1 think the worst is over,” I said sedately at last. *“The draperies are all ready to put up, her dinner is| practically ready. except for the v; things, and I think she will all | right by dinner time Its been | rather a tense day for her, changing | things at the last minute “It's been rather tense for, the rest Edith answered, “but I you or Mrs around head- see ile or he jon ot we favorable co upon her anyone else. the toning re W lost woman was a in the unconsciou tions for soem just land her Le sanitarium table to- Edith her us in a dinner fauh irritatl causec tinct n | speech n my mind which her war work ade in her She had ry a wontly bred. rather er §-ivolous southern soft, drawling volce of had returned keyed up | th averag with r somethir kin | of the English women e had been thrown in, with an indefinable cool | t her. er of the be also,” observed flying us haven't Underwood less fowls.” “Possibly because we responsibility for the whole thing resting on our shoulders,” 1 rejoined, with ns careless a manner as I could manage, but T felt Edith’s quick turn and searching glance at me, and I knew that she had missed nothing of the annoyance I W trying to con- ceal. She me or like aven't the soconds, the little wrred be engrow h the car speec ough, made no answer to my little speech, but a few yards further on | she spoke quickly, with an air of | resolution, as if the utterance of the words wore something she had been debating with herself Saving Time. “IThere's one thing I want know," she said, and I fancie her breath was a bit uneven. “Ti excursion with you was not of 1 planning. Mrs. Durkee insisted that I must go I know that you are | giong to meet Di— your husband, and I can imagine that with this mix-up over at your house to explain R areart want any ouistders | around. . But if youw'll just drop me at the delicatessen on the way to the station, and pick me up again at} the florist's on your way home I'll: have all the errands done, except the selection of the flowers. I want your help in that, and does Mrs. Durkee."” It was lucky that T had a those | 4 oot in front of me as I listened to spolls and kidney |ty gpeech, for 1 don’t think I had Don't walt for s0me | ... jjea of what I was doing 1t Use Doan's Kidney | . iounded and offended me, although folks recommend | 1 oo v the girl credit for the desire melghbor ! | to play fair, which was evidently the Britaln Case | incentive for her words 336 Church The cool assumption of Doan's Kidney ! ,,,q unpleasant over of kidney trouble |, .= ,yickly caught-back ight on by overwork. | .p .« and the substitution mt pain across = the [, h,nq frritated me ok and my kldneys ... ..mory, which will never ntly. Doan's Kidney ... wpije I have the power to mmended to me and o400 of this girl's scathing words my friends sald they | " .. " “you pretend to love him, put you do not love him as I do!"— these combined to make my fight for ’S KIDNEY | | seir-control a fierce, racking battie s a miser- dull, wing tortured he, and t's ume kidneys. otk has %kidneys and ng backache, you with a shagp, stab- then, you A cold, n probably brought s0 clear stree Dicky the house, syllable of of “your Above all, leave that accomplished it, however, and | managed to appear causally protest- ing in my answer. | “There isn’t the slightest reason why you shouldn’t o to the station with me,” I sald, then laughed light- |ly. “You surely dom’t think I am s0 Inexperenced as to leave Dicky in ignorance of the house until he ar- rives here I told him over the telephone, and he has had plenty of time to calm down. So you needn't be afraid of being involved in a con- jugal scrap, and we'll drive straight to the station unless you think you'll save time by doing your errands first I assure you I haven't the slightest cholce in the matter 1 purposely left the her, and she slipped eagerly. “Of course it'll save time,” she said, | “and you know that's the chief | thing tonight. So please drive first | to the delicatessen.” | 1 dia as she requested, and left her | there with relief and thankfulness. | For the last thing in the world which 1 desired was to have Edith Fairfax witness my coming interview with Dicky. for it loophole through Matinee at 2:15 Evenings at 7:15 Doors Open Halt An Hour Earlier —=NOW PLAYING— COMEDY CARNIVAL WEEK BEN LORING MUSICAL COMEDY All-Star Cast Supported By a Dashing Beauty Chorus ARBUCKLE —IN— wster’s Millions” Comedy King in a Picture Full of Laughs STER KEATON he Scarecrow” y in This Picture. rond episode) Unless bureaus otherwise noted, these of the theaters or votices are written by the press attractions with which they deal. Dolly Connolly and Robert Woolsey in “Maid to Love” at Parsons’ Theater Thurs., Fri. and Sat. BILL FOR WHOLE WEEK AT FOX'S EXCELLENT While the program at Fox’s the first half of the week, featuring Charlie Chaplin in he Kid,” is making a big hit, no less will the audiences give their undivided ap- proval of the bill that is to be given the last three days. Beginning Wed- nesday afternoon the vaudeville bill will be headed by an act of superior quality, none other than Magda Dahl, and Francesco Colasanto and his band. Miss Dahl is a well known Swedish prima donna and has been heard in this city before under the auspices of a private musical or- | ganization. Colasanto is an Italian | musician of note and enjoys the dis- | tinction of being one of the most er-' centric directors before the public. | He is to shortly sail with his band, for a tour of his native land. This combined vocal and instrumental of- =oloist, FOX’ NOW PLAYING CHAS. CHAPLIN IN HIS RIB BURSTING RIOT OF HILARITY “THE KID”’ ASK YOUR NEIGHBOR HE KNOWS VAUDEVILLE —THURS. FRI, SAT.— ATTRACTION EXTRAORDINARY COLASANTO AND HIS FAMOUS BAND fering will present gems from the great masters and hits of grand opera. one feature that music lovers will appreciate, and which will be ren- dered, will be the late great Lafayeite feature number, Tschaikowsky's Solennelle, 1812. The feature picture the final part of the week will be Wand&d Hawley in “Her Beloved Vagabond.” Tonight's vaudeville program dintroduces Sandy McKay in a Scotch number; Mondi, a concertina expert; Kline and Hutchins, dialogue, and Case, Mitchell «nd company, a musical feature. Fantomas, the Fox News and a Travelogue is included. for CHARLIE CHAPLIN BIG HIT AT PALACE. Chaplin broke all records for attendance at the Palace last night in his new six reel com- edy, “The Kid.” Never before has Chaplin been as funny as he is in this Charlie | picture. Charlie Chaplin has hit the high spot in delightful entertainment in his first attempt at a feature length picture. “The Kid,” which is the title he has given the story, which he has written himself, is to us, the most enjoyable Chaplin film we have ever PALACE Today and Wednesday Chas. Chaplin e “THE KID” 6—Reels of Joy—6 J-BIG SHOWS-3 Continuous from 2 to 10 If you come early and see the super show at 6 or 6:30. Chaplin on at 3:50, 6:45 and 9:15 Keith seen. In the first place bubbles over with laughter and the situations are so human that you do not feel foolish bhecause you are laughing. Again, it is long enough <o that it provides a whole evening’s entertainment in itself. But several times during the course of “The Kid” this comedian made us swallow a lump in our and wipe real tears of sympathy from our eyes by the pathos of his acting, and before our handkerchief back in our pocket it was needed ain to dry our cheeks of the tears | caused by the shrieks of laughter from the antics of the same actor. The Keith vaudeville bill features “The Love Tangle,™ a musical com- edy with a cast of nine clever artists. There will be three big shows daily continuous from 2 to 10:30. CAPITOL Based on an original story detail- ing the madness of pleasure seeking ancient Rome d modern New York, | “Madonnas and Men,” is at the Capi- tol for the first half of the week. The pcture tells of how a TRoman em- peror treated women, and then it | chows the attitude of certain mil- lionaire rounders of New York toward women they encounter at roof gardens, in the dressing rooms of midnight shows and in their own hectic homes. “Kiss Me” opens a three-day en- gagement today and this big vaude- ville musical revue is sure to delight those who like dash and color, for this company of fifteen embraces'a glorous amo of talent, and the girls are magnificently costumed. Way | Dalton and Jane Craig are superlative in their singing and dancing, the Herberts do comedy gymnastics with remarkable rapidity, Judson Cole is a clever conjuring comedian and Bren- nan and Rule are singing a number of their song successes, such as “Have a Smile.” “PRETTY BABY” SHOW AT LYCEUM THEATER Ben Loring and his musical fol- lies are presenting “Pretty Baby,” at the Lyceum the first half of this week. If you want a good laughing tonic, you want to see this company, and the rest of the bill that is being offered. “Pretty Baby” has all the elements that you most enjoy, with no plot to tax yvour mind. Ben Loring, Frank Wheeler, Arthur Brooks, Dolly fford, Alice Melvin and Helen Bernard are the prinei- pals, and besides their entertaining, vou have the dashing, singing and dancing chorus to support them. “Fatty” Arbuckle, the rotund comedian who has made millions laugh at him, is now at the Lyceum with his great laughing hit, “Brew- ster's Millions,” .from the immensely popular novel of the same name by George Barr McCutcheon, and from the play by Winchell Smith of Farm- ington. The story is onme of pure comedy romance. It has been added to highly, in the screen version, by the inclusion of a number of incidents that appear in neither the novel or the play, with the result that the production has a far greater comedy value. These additions are of such a character that only one living comedian can make the whole pic- ture successful—"Fatty” Arbuckle. ¥For a ° guaranteed care Kkiller, bring vour grouch along and see the sad faced comedian, Buster Keaton in “The Scarecrow” and vou will go away with a laugh that lingers. Buster and Afrbuckle will _be seen tonight and tomorrow. The smashing, mystifying feature. serial, “Pirate Gold,” is also being shown. UPSET STIOMATH Gases Sourness Indigestion Heartburn Flatulence Palpitation Just as soon as you eat a tablet or two of Pape’s Diapepsin all the stom- ach distress caused by acidity will end. Pape’s Diapepsin always puts sick, upset, acid stomachs in order at once. Large 60c case—drugstores. @fifi?fim PARSONS HARTFORD 3 Nights Beg. Tonight, 8:15 Wed. Mat. Best Seats $1.50. WILLIAM A. BRADY Presents ‘OPPORTUNITY’ The Melodrama of Marriage, Morals and Money. With JAMES CRA! And Original New York Cast "EVES. $2 to 50c. 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SPRINGTIME : A Play of Youth and Gladness ‘—at the— LYCEUM THEATER March 14-15 Under the auspices of Y. W. C. A. ® Tickets now on sale at Crowell’s Drug Store. e/t of Being a It is part of the art Good Husband of being a good husband to take home a box of candy—frequently. The supreme artist in “husbandry” is the Kibbe Buffet Box of fine candies. the man who takes his wife When your wife bites into a piece from that top layer she will find the most delicious, extra-thick chocolate coating she ever tasted—and oh! such mar- velous centers. Then there are Jordan almonds, chocolate covered nuts, sweet-Cream caramels, delicious preserved ginger—all in one box! and Most dealers carry a variety of Kibbe Chocolate assortments, as well as the popular Kibbe Soeial Whirls, Cocoanut Cream Bars, Nut Venetians and Pure Sugar Patties. Ask for Kibbe's by name. Kibbe's, Springfield, Mass. Operations Unnecessary Dr. Leonhardt says Hem-Roids should completely relieve any form of Piles. 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