New Britain Herald Newspaper, May 14, 1918, Page 5

ALD, TUESDAY, MAY 14, The Kind You Have Always Boug’ he signa ture of Chas. H. Fletcher, and has been made under his personal supervision for over 30 years. Allow no one to deceive you in this. Counterfeits, It ations and ¢‘Just-as-good’’ are but experiments, and endanger the health of Children—Experience against Experiment. cwWhat is CASTORIA a harmless substitute for Castor Oil, Pare- oric, Drops and Snothln% yraps. Tt Spium. Morphine nor_ other narcotic more than thirty years it has been in constant nse forthe relief of Constipation, Flatulency, W ind Colic and Diarrhoea; allaying Feverishness arising therefrom, and by regulating the Stomach and Bowels, aids the as- similation of Food; giving healthy and natural sleep. The Children’s Panacea—The Mother’s Friend, contains neither substanc For i “Man wants but little here helow, j that it ta ! tributors’ column | letter from a young wife S IDE TALKS BY RUTHE GAMERON To Make Woman Happy He is not hard to please bless Wants evervthing But women, her little heart, she sees.” The purport of that familiar para- | phrase of the old hymn is, of course, | a great deal to make a | woman happy’ And so it does, And of others, tle. Some days ago, of some things, —infinitesimally lit- I read in a con- | in the newspaper a Pride and happiness simply shone through that letter. And vet T should not say. ! The Kind You Have Always Bought Bears the Signature of from the context, that she had much of this world’s good: But she had a thing else. I found it in one paragraph in the at deal of some letter. (4 In Use For Over 30 Years , THE CENTAUR COMPANY, REW YORK C I quote from memory IWhat He Wonld Do If He Was Free. | Wera free me | All Men Have | of these silly | out of | more and he said he would hunt up and marry me over again!™ You could almost feel the thrill of pride and happiness with which she wrote that sentence. Perhaps the man who said it didn’t care any more for his wife than hun- dreds of men who would have said, rd down street and pick up a »oking chicken,’ 'or “T'd o out get properly lit up,” or some that they didn‘'t mean at ind such thing | all Two Standard Jokes. But because, instead of making one fests (an observant wo- man once said to me that ninety-nine a hundred men have just two repertoire—one about and one about chick- iests in their metting drunk, pretty and ious thing, his wife pride and happin than she could buy with twice his week's sal- . he chose to say a he gives | ary. “One day my husband was singing | and I | ‘Oh. 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They are very much mistaken an eas and cheap kind of wit. They would scorn to wear clothes The wit of the apt spech, of the retort is far finer and more dis- gracious, courteous, tinguished. What Do You Suppose Mrs. Thought? The late Mr. Choate was famous for his wit, and one of the most fa- mous of all his carefully preserved ngs was the answer he gave when sked who he would like to be, if he ould not be himself. ‘““Mrs. Choate's Choate It must be much pleasanter to be contented wife than the husband of a dissatis- fied, resentful wife. And since the utterance of such | litfle compliments costs nothing and | has brought “The U.S. Fuel Admin- istration authorizes us to say that it considers the use of oil cook stoves and oil heaters at this time a very important help in the necessary conservation of coal for war purposes.” Ask your dealer about the New Perfection Ker- osene Water Heaters and the regular New Perfec- | elaim for | for 3358 | kle and | against Frank Del Mastro have been counts =0 much,—well why not? LAW SUITS BROUGHT, Constable Winkle Serves Papers in Actions—Cases Settled. Stanley K. Green, executor of the estate of Earl C. Bacon of New York, suit against the New Britain Trap Rock Quarry 0.50 and Barl York has brought suit 0. The actions were brought Attorney S. Russell Mink. i The suits of Constable Fred Win- Miss Blizabeth Crandall Ine, of New by settled out of court. Constable Win- kle's auto was overturned by being struck by Del Mastro's auto at the corner of South Main and Ellis streets. George L.evine has brought suit. g t Joseph Hirschfield and Henry Field, owners of the Reed Jewelry S0, for rent due and possession of the store, which was under lease. At- torney M. H. Camp is his counsel. Sebastiano Listro has brought suit through Attorneys Klett & Alling against A. Tuccio and Maria Diamon- ti for $1,000. The plaintiff claime the defendants agreed to sell their store for the inventory, less 20 per cent. making a deposit of $100 to bind the bargain Since then they have refused to make cnnveyancé Deputy Sheriff A. P. Marsh served pa ch were issued by Gaffney. lomon has sued Blajec aiming $216. Constable <le served the paper Sumows Tred Wi Do you feel the need of something to renew your strength and put your blood in order? Has the winter left you rundown? During the winter’s cold the impurities accumulate in the human system, remain in the stomach, liver, kidneys and blood; the general health suffers and there is need to cleanse, strengthen and protect the body against disease. Men and women all over the world have found that Directions of Special Value to Women are with every box. BEECHAMS PILLS At All Druggists, 10c, 25c. “The Largest Sale of Any Medicine in the World” arouse the dormant liver, regulate the sluggish bowels, carry out impurities from the blood, stimulate the organs of elimination, improve the appetite and aid the digestion. A vegetable remedy, Beecham’s Pills act in a gentle and natural way—mild, but very effective and dependable; their cleansing and tonic action is most beneficial especially at this season of the year when the blood is apt to be impure, the system run down, and the general health debilitated or exhausted. 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BOc. a box. 6 for $2.50, trial size 250, At dealers or from FRUIT-A-TIVEY Limited, OGDENSBURG, N.Y, EVENTS TONIGHT Superior photo plays and vaude- ville, Liyceum theater. High class photo drama. Fox's the- ater. vaudeville, Moving piotures and Keeney's theater. A. G. Hammond Camp, U. §. V. W, anniversary banquet, G. A. R. hall. W L. Morgan lodge, K. of P., meets in Vega hall. Eintracht lodge, O. D. H. &, at 187 Arch street. meets Court Columba, D. of C., meets in Electric hall. Patriotic church lecture, Bt. Mary's New Britain Camera club, meets at 173 Main street. Valient Hive, L. O. T. M. meets at 277 Main street. Canton Foster, P. M., mests in Jr. 0. U. AL M. hall New Britain Camp, M. W. A. meets at 34 Church street FOR MONDAY NIGHT CLOSING. Mercantile Bureau Directors Take No Definite Action. The directors of the mercantile bu- reau of the Chamber of Commerce held a meeting at 5 o'clock yesterday afternoon, and received a report from a committee appointed some time ago to look into the advisability of closing the business houses on Mon- day evenings at 8 o'clock. As a result of the report, it is the consen- sus that most of the merchants favor the proposed closing plan. The committee did not go on rec- ord as making any recommendation. The directors empowered the com- mittee to bring in some definite rec- ommendation at the next meeting. Should the Monday night closing plan | become operative, it is believed that the directors will vote for the abol- ishment of the Wednesday half holi- day during the summer months. A meeting of the board of directors of | the chamber will be held at 4:30 o'clock this afternoon. MARKLE MISSING. Former Yankee Twirler’'s Name Con- tained in Tatest Casualty List. General yesterday, Yankee No | 14.~In list former missing. New | Pe ng's Cliff Markle, the pitcher, was reported other details were given. in New York, May casualty Haven. He | career in Markle lives started his professional the Texas League, the Yankees buying him in the fall of 1915, when he pitched the team to a half dozen victories. Farly in 1916 he showed excellent form, but his work fell off in mid-season and late that yvear he was eent to Toronto. The | last season he pitched for Roger | Bresnahan's Toledo tcam the | American Assoclation. in AT CURRAN'S ALL THIS $1.50 Aprons for the American Red Cross Members, $1.39 | 50c White Lisle Flose 5 75¢ Kaysers White Silk Gloves 25c Dainty White shoe cleaner, 10¢ White Round shoe laces. .. 25¢ White Wide Moire Ribhon,.. 59c White Wide Moire Ribbon. 65c White Wide Satin Ribbon. $3.00 White Crepe de Chine or Jap Silk, Shirt Waists 5x7 Silk Flags. . caseavesis $1.50 Bunting Flag 3x3 feet. 15¢ Yard National Bunting, yd... a%c . 8¢ 18¢ 7 21c 47¢c 550 Marchers Flags on staffs 8 172-y's church this evening. A siiv4 CITY ITELDS | Cvisetion will be' taxea S S Through an error it was stated last night's jssue that 8t. And: The committee in charge of the church Red Cross soclety would hel dance to be given by the gas mask workers of Landers, Frary & Clark |2 demonstration in the church company May 22 in Rooth's hall, | Sunday evening. The affmir will ports that over 400 fick have been | held in the Lithuanfan hall on P disposed of. street. Conde B. Pallen, editor in chicf of John Schuesler of Kelsey street the Catholic Encyclopaedia, will de- | returned to New York after liver an addresa on ‘“The C(atholic | ing a short furlough at his Church and Democracy” ot &t | here. He is in the Naval Reserves Swift & Company Made No Profit The consumer would pay only % cent a pound less for his dressed beef. If Swift & Company waived all profit on cattle, and gave it to consumers in the form of lower beef prices, this would reduce the cost to the average consumer less than 25 cents per year for all the beef he eats. In fact, the packer’s pro- fit is so insignificant that if surrendered to the con- sumer the effect upon retail meat prices would be practically nothing. It is because of the volume of meat hand- led that the investor in' Swift & Company’s business receives a satis- factory return upon his money. These figures for 1917 are convincing: The profit of $1.29 per head averages 14 cent per pound on dressed beef— Average Receipts: Per animal for beef $68.97 Per animal for by-products 24.09 $93.06 Average Disbursements: Per animal for cattle on hoof Per animal for dressing, selling and freight - 7.32 Net profit per animal - 1.29 $93.06 $84.45 1918 Year Book of interesting and instructive facts sent on request. Address Swift & Company, Union Stock Yards, Chicago, Illinois Swift & Company, U.S. A. Local Branch, 29-43 Commercial Sty New Britain, Conn.