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NEW BRITAIN DAILY HERALD; THURSDAY, NOVEMBER 15, 1017, Britain Herald. HERALD PUBLISHING COMPANY. Proprietors. #3ued dally (Sunday excepted) at 4:15 . m.. at Herald Building. &7 Church St Entered at the Post Office at New Dritaln 3 a8 Second Class Malil Matter. \ Belivered by carrier to any part of the city for 15 cents a week. 66 cents a month. | Subscriptions for paper to be sent by mall, i payable in advance.’ 60 cents a wmonth, i $7.00 & year. The only profitable advertising medium in the city. Circulation books and press room always open to advertisers. The Herald will be found on sale ar Hota- Mog's News Stand, 42nd St. and Broad- way, New York Board Walk, At- lantie City, and Hartford Depbt. TELEPHONL CALLS. Business Ofce . Editorial Rooms lember of the Associnted Press. The Assaciated Press s exclusively entitled to the use for republication of all newa credited to it or not otherwise credited in this paper and also the local news publishe The union of lakes, the union of lands, The union of States none can sever,— The union of hearts, the union of hands, And the flag of our Union for- ever! —GEORGE POPE MORRIS. ol DER TAG! .~There goes the scrappiest bunch of 'soldiers in France. They are mad &)l through and just biding their time ifi they get & chance to repay the rmans for/what happened to thelr mradet They will get their re- jvenge before this war is over. You can depend on that.” $ So sald the tommanding officer of e American battalion that returned ffrom the first line of trenches after Baving met with Dbattle at the hands of the Germans. This is the same de- thchment of American troops swooped down upon by a German raiding par- ¢ not long ago and from among ich the Huns captured several, led three, and wounded twelve. 'That these boys are “the scrappiest punch of soldiers in France,” there ban be no doubt. American soldlers, s a rule, are “scrappy’’. They were ‘gcrappy” in the Revolutionary War: hey were ‘“scrappy” in the War of 812; they were ‘“scrappy”’ on botb fes in the War between the States; d ‘they were “scrappy” in the panish War. They will be “scrappy” the greatest of all wars. This is the same *scrappy” set of nen who will some day see to it that man who instigated this war gets 1l that is coming to him. This is the me outfit that will some day walk Hown the Main Street of Berlin, nown the world over as “Unter den pden,”” and there tell the Hohen- ollerns and all their ilk, in the lan- uage of a famous Kentucky editor, 'go to Hell.” GET ON THE BAND WAGON. It New Britain were half as bad as e have heard some of the “natives” y it is, why is it there are close on’ o sixty thousand people living here? ‘We have always figured it this way. & town is good enough to live in, ind earn a living in, and raise a fam- ly in, and bulld a home in, and do her things in,—it is surely goodiy nough\to die in, and even die for. ' I¢ New Britain is not just what the ople of New Britain would have it, ¢ there is something wrong With the neral make-up of the town, why do hot the chronic “kickers’,—they are hat,—point out the way in which he town can be improved? We have generally found this to be rue: Criticism that s not construc- ive criticism is no criticism at all. t is merely complaint. The old town ceds some one to step forward and ell it how it can become a better own. Those who merely stand around nd point out the bad points with- ut showing how these can or could made better are of no use what- ver. If we love to hold up some other ity as the ideal city in which to live, f, when we meet strangers, we are hshamed of New Britain, if we have ot a good word for our own town, ow, in the name of all that is'good hnd holy, can we expect others to say good word for it? We have always noticed this: If he man from home has nothing good o say for his own home town there hre few outsiders who will take his place as & “booster.” It is true in pvery sphere of life,—in every phase bt human activity. If a man insists pon telling you how thoroughly bad he is, there will come a time when lyou will agree with him. If the stores in New Britain are as rrible as they are painted,—not by he brush, but by the tongue—how it there are any sales made over the unters? Why is there any trading here at all, if the varlous houses of commerce In other cities so far excel our own? We have, after long years, found this | to be the ca If people go to the same store twice and inquire for the samg articles without having them will very soon find some way of get- ting the desired merchandise. It Is the old law of supply and demand. ‘Wherever there is the demand, there must ever be the supply,—if the goods are made. It New Britain people can see no good in any of the public services ren- dered by the officials of New Britain; if New Britain people fail to foster or nourish a public spirit, whom, may we ask, do they think will do it? We have also seen this: No one from any other town is going to come in and tout the horn of a town not his own; that is, as a permanent proposi- tion. There might be a certain amount of camoutlage; but in the long run it remains for the home town folk to say the good words,—it remains for them to cultivate the public spirit. If we, as people of New Britain, do not ‘“‘boost” New Britain, who do we imagine will perform the work? Do we expect the people of Hartford to go around bragging about the greatest hardware center in the world? Do we think that the men and women cf ‘Waterbury are going to forget the Brass City in order to act as advertis- ing agents for New Britain? We have always found this ag the regular working orde: The man from Hartford will talk Hartford. The man from Waterbury will sing Waterbury. The man from Bristol will tell you about Bristol and its rapid groyth, and its mayor, and all that. The\man from Meriden will re- cite the praises of Meriden. The man from Bridgeport will have something to say of Bridgeport. Tke man from New Haven might mention Yale Uni- versity; but he will aways say some- thing about New Haven. The man from Torrington will say Torrington and repeat it. The man from Middle- town will have a word or two about Middletown. Even the man from Plainville, dry as it is, will wax elo- quent about Plainville. Now, why is it that the man from New Britain, and we speak here of the average man,—why is it he gets out his hammer and begins to play or re- produce something ;that sounds like the Anvil Chorus ‘the moment the name of this town is mentioned. Why is it? Has New Britain a bad name throughout the state? Is it in disre- pute among the New England states? Is it convicted by the bigger clties throughout the nation? No, there is nothing the matter with New Britain that we can see. It is a good town, a very good town. Yet it does not get the moral support from its populace it should get. When strangers-come to town they are told at once the bad features of New Brit- aln. They are not apprised of its goofl points. This is wrong. The time has come when we must think these things over, when we must hold a aif- ferent view of the situation. The time has come when each and every man and womean in this town must become a ‘“boom town” man and wo- man, Let them know where New Brit- ain stands, and let them also know we stand behind it. —— THE POOR COAL DEALERS. And so it came to pass, as they say in the Scriptures, that the price of coal for the city of New Britain was reduced. Instead of paying the ex- horbitant prices charged ‘by the re- tail dealers here, and without which they swore they could not do busi- ness, we shall hereafter have coal at a fairly reasonable price. And, what is more, the retailers will still be do- ing business at the same -old stands. For, what they say to the contrary notwithstanding, they will continue to thrive and prosper. They are not as badly abused as they would have us believe. If the truth were known, they are as well off as could be ex- pected. To this date we have heard of few coal dealers going into bankruptcy. Some may ‘retire; but the vast majority of them go,on as long as they so elect. e When the Herald waged its cam- paign for cheaper coal,—some months ago,—the coal dealers, through their spokesman, told of the oppreasion un- der which they suffered. Theéy were very badly abused. As they put it, they were selling coal at a loss. And this in order that the people of New Britain might not suffer from the pangs of zero weather during the ap- proaching winter. The coal men are nothing 'if not sympathetic. Rather than see a populace of gome 60,000 people freeze to death they. would lose all the year's profits. We have always admired this spirit of the coal dealers. They would suffer a loss at any time in order that thelr old line customers might reap the benefit of good warm houses. It i{s a cruel pub- lic that does not recognize this altruia- tic trait in the men who furnish the necessarles of life,—and coal s a necessary, especially in New England. Now the price of coal in this oity | sum of $9.65 a ton. | a growihg 1dea the price should have produced, the proprietor of that store | | posed to be supreme. has been reduced. Instead of paying eleven dollars or ten dollars and & half for a ton of broken, egg, stove or nut coal, the consumer may now get , this commodity for the much lesser | At that, we have ‘ i been fixed at the even figures,—say | $9.50 a ton, or even nine dollars; but | those who made the prices are sup- | They may have set the figures too high, they may have | set them too low. In the first case the public will suffer. In the second in- stance the dealers will be at a loss. Yet, we venture to say that if the dealers are asked to sell their coal at too low a cost there is not one of them who will be forced to close his place of business during the coming winter.”* We shall watch and see. And, if there is any one who is forced to close down the old coal yard and tura to another business to make a living ‘we shall extend to him our most hum- ble apologies. He has been sadly abused. - And it is not right. The poor fellow. FACTS AND FANCIES, Every politician in the state is wil- ling to glve the newly enfranchised sex anything it wants that will not in- terfere with his present methods of doing business.—New York Sun. If men wouldn’t talk nobody would discover that they had noth- ing to say.—Toledo Blade. One thing that even the best wife cannot understand is why her hus- band thinks that the women he used to dance with when they were girls are still good looking.—Columbia (S. C.) Blade. The march of progress has caused many a man to lose his usefulness. There's <the chimney sweep. He's lost his job and nothing else soots him.—Philadelphia Record. Uncle Sam may turn out Broad- Wway’'s lights at 11 o'clock, but he can’'t make Broadway go to bed at that unearthly hour.—New York ‘World. IN THE U. 8. A. s He wouldn't be a soldler, wouldn't go to sea. With rules of naval warfare he could never quite ‘agree. So when his country sought him he Just turned his deafer ear 'Nd in his mind bethought him, “Oh, I'm much more safer here. Let others seek .the firin’ line, fightin' there must be,— What though some men may like it, it is not the life for me". Then through the peaceful marts of trade he gaily went his way, For he was safe from air raids in the U. 8. A 'nd he it FACTS ABOUT THE AMERICAN NAVY BY LIEUT. FITZHUGH GREEN, U. 8. N. Dirigibles. News item: “The price of sau- sages has gone up.” Naturally, for there are not so many regular native- born sausage eaters now as there used to be. And most of us don't like to exhibit even such obscure sympathy as this for the enemy. Then like a bomb comes the news that the government has just pur- chased the largest sausage in the country, an air sausage—the first dirigible the Navy has ever owned, (and it may be the last). Fortu- nately it bears no taint in the Yankee crispness of its name “DN-1." Offi- clally these letters stand for Dirig- ible Naval. Number One. Unofi- cially they are said to mean Damn Nuisance. claimed to be irrefutable—except on a perfectly calm day when air work is easy, and the deflated dirigible is packed neatly in its case waiting to be bailed out of the express office. Official published report ‘describes this War Baby as a non-rigid gas bag, 175 feet long, 50 feet deep and 35 feet at its greatest beam. Internal volume is 115,000 cubic feet, which when filled with hydrogen gas gives a total lift of 7,000 pounds. Suspended from the balloon—why deceive ourselves?—is a oar bullt up of light open framework. Sus- pending lines are rigged in the form of a net in order to distribute welght equally over the dig bag's surface. In the car rests the power plant—rest is the word; it works only when it wants to, and not al- ways then. Maine engine is a 140- hnrseptg:er Sturtevant gossiping away at the rate of 2,100 revolutions per minute. Through suitable gearing —what sins are committed in thy name—power is transmitted to two 4 bladed propellers. These ten-foot fans spin up to 1,000 R.P.M. at which spled they have more push than a campaign manager and at one-tenth the price. Of course details of construction are dry but every good citizen should know that our American Zeppelin is built not of tubular aluminum but of two-ply rubberized cotton fabric sewed in a double diagonal layer, the inner one being water-proof. The Gotterdammer-rungs in its ladders are TR e S T S T PROBLEMS OF INFLATION. The latter designation s A S “ns wasie high-priced silk cord. The outside is painted yellow, not as is commonly supposed for looks, but to prevent de- terioration from light. The endurance of this vehicle 1s designed to exceed 3 hours at 80 miles per hour, not counting the wind, It can carry seven men with food for several days. A light diet is pre- scribed. Besides food, fuel, and pas- sengers, the burden includes a full set of instruments. Baromecters and barographs measure air pressure; standard pressure gauges measure gas and gasoline and water pressure, Statoscopes, inclinometers, psychro- nometers, and can-openers are in frequent use—whether for meat or for meteorology yoy may ascertain by communing with your Webster's Un- abridged. For naval work the dirigible has several advantages over a heavier than alr aeroplane. It can hover. And hovering—waiting, is one of the best little things a good Spy does. An aeroplane must buzz around like a hungry mosquito and use up all its fuel and die; or else sting the sleep- ing enemy Into enraged and prema- ture fury of wakefulness. It is said that the hovering Zeppelins saved the German Fleet at Jutland. An aeroplane must land on water. A dirigible may clear the roughest seas and settle easily upon a warship’s deck. To embark it sim- ply lets go and floats up. Two vital disadvantages doom the dirigible to military nonentity. It presents such a magnificent target, and it can’t maneuver any’ faster than a cow with hookworm—with odds on the cow. But why should it maneuver, when it can sit in the air with great and grim complacency and train its heavy guns whithersoeVver it darff pleases to train them. And so on, through arguments enough to flll a book and yet not de- termine which is the better weapon. Such simple little questions of mili- tary policy these are—and they will store. the VICTROLA early, an talk it over with us. Henry Mo 321 Main St., v THANKSGIVING OFFERINGS A remarkable selection of the very best makes in SILVERWARE, CUT GLASS and CHINA at last year’s prices, you will be surprised how far your dollar will go in our Our Victrola Department is complete in every respect, all the latest models, from $20.00 up, at very convenient terms. A SUGGESTION: Reserve d you will not be dis- your appointed, many were last year. Step in and rans, Joweier New Britain, Conn. soon be settled too—at the trifling expense of but four or five million lives—of men, clever, loving, human men. Per Capita Oirculation of Money Hav- ' ing Risen to Highest Known Mark, Many Idle Dreams Are Indulged. (Boston Post). A deal of loose talk is being in- dulged in regarding the possibilities of inflation in this country developing through the financing of the govern- ment to carry on the war. A con- temporary commenting upon the fact that the per capita circulation of money has risen to $48, the highest | over the same months last year, hut | not a great enough gain to offset the on record, compares the present situa- | tion with Civil war conditions; when It caused him some annoyance when | through the issuing of greenbacks, a the volunteers were lax And” other men enlisted under ban- ners labelled ‘“‘Pax’. For there were possibilities he never saw before, And Congress drew a measure called -~ “Belective Service Law", A bill which simply stated, “Every man not thirty-one, If it is so elected, must get out and pack a gun”. It then occurred to someone that he might be sent away ‘Where he'd not be safe from air raids in the U. 8. A. Some men are born unlucky, some are rich and others poor; Some never have to work at all, wherewith to endure; Forsooth this peaceful poltroon wasn’t caught out in the storm, 'Nd he wears the tailored mufti, not the khaki uniform. He reads the daily papers 'nd he knows there is a war; But he doesn’t yet quite understand Just what they’'re fightin' for, never will, no never, unless Pershing’s men give way 'Nd the Huns perform their air raids on the U. B. A. for He Yet, life’s not all of skittles, and it is not milk and jam For this young slacker to the cause that worries Uncle Sam; The while he shirked the service and the fighting o'er the foam frequently reminded of Lib'ty bonds at home. 'Nd though he fails to purchase, 'nd no button on his coat Can flash the information which the patriots denote, He sees in simple measure some few errors of his way, Although he’'s safe from air raids {n -the U. S. A. He's the b Some day the powers that be may help to make him realize That men are something more than beetles, beasts, or butterflies; That each one owes a debt to God which cannot be repaid, And after that another to the land whereon they trade; 'Nd that a traitor to the cause which | fires' the loyal soul Must get in step with others, or es- say the outcast’s role. | For he who lives while others die has something yet to pay E'en though he’s safe from air raids in the U. S. A, The time has come when stay-at- homes must learn to sacrifice, 'Nd thank their stars for ljving in an | earthly Paradise. *Nd’ ev'ry man 'nd woman, ev'ry girl 'nd every boy, ! Must do their bit to win the war, 'nd do it all with joy. | Those men who fight our battles | where the hero-blood is poured Must have support of loved ones while they're wielding Freedom'’s sword. So we’ll save the food with Hoover, and do Red Cross work each day, 'Nd we'll all be safe from air raids in the U. S. A. 1 —JOHN J. DALY. ! ready intense demand for | ties. dollar in gold came to be worth $2.80 in paper money. The doleful view is therefore adopted that ‘‘today we are at the same game,” only disgulsing it through the mechanism of the federal reserve system. ties of Inflation do exist, unless checked by governmental regulation, it is not sound reasoning to infer that the increase in our supply of money has been due to the operations of the government printing presses. To draw such an infergAce would ig- nore entirely the fact that this coun- try imported more than $1,000,000,- 000 in gold before we entered the war. As a matter of fact, instead of tne inflation in the currency being due to the emissions of the government print- ing presses, the ratio of gold to total | | | | raw materials. Now while. it is true that possibili- | St ; Paterson, and certain other places, nt money in circulation on Oct. 1, 1917, ' was somewhat larger than it was, for instance, In 1912, a normal pre-war vear. Owing partly to the underwrit- ing of the second Liberty Loan by the banks during the past month, the ra- tlo of gold dropped slightly in No- vember; a fiuctuation, however, which may be the other way in the next 30 days. Infiation, which In the fundamental sense means an Increaso in the de- mand for labor and materials, and a consequent rise in prices, will develop if, after lertding their credit to the government, the people attempt to maintain their normal spending power. Tt becomes neoessary, therefore, while the government remains in the labor and commodities market on a tre- mendous scale, for the people to do two things if they wish to prevent a further rise in prices that have al- ready become almost intolerable. They must first eliminate al unnecessary ex- penditure, forego all new construction enterprises and In every way put off new ventures untll the war fs over. Secondly, they must save every possi- ble cent, so that new income may he put at the disposal of the government instead of being Injected into the al- Some inflation, even with all re- strictions of activity. will be unavoid- able: but it will not be due to printing an unlimited amount of paper monaey. America Faces a Penny Famine. (Thomas F. Logan in Leslie's. Every mint in the United States is working at top speed twenty-four hours a day to meet the demand for one-cent pieces. but even these heroic measures will not prevent a shortage in pennies. The famine is a logical result of the new war-tax bill which | | stingy. has raised prices of popular commodi- ties from even sums to fractional parts of dimes and quarters. The treasury department faresaw an ex- traordinary demand for the small coin, but did not succeed in discount- ing the enormity of that demand. The mints of the country turned aut 107,191,158 pennies between January first and October first of this year. During the corresponding months of 1916 only 83,509,397 ‘“‘coppers’ Wwere coined. On the first day of last 8ep- tember all mints began working night commodi- | ' ate descriptions of Western labor con- | ditions. { the other half being largely ito feed. ‘present war time I. W. W. problem is | | Fight them. . . fire with fire—and save and day to avert a famine. Conse- quently, the output for the last three | months of 1917 will show a big gain | new need for pennies. The treasury department stock of one-cent pieces | is completey exhausted and Is now “overdrawn” by the various sub-: treasuries. The real famine will de- | velop on the first day of December when the tax on theater admissions | goes Into effect. Film houses that | are charging ten, fifteen and twenty- five cents far admission must be pre- | pared to collect, eleven, seventeen and | twenty-eight cents from their | patrons. i et L ! What the I. W. W. Actually Is. | The I. W. W. is a union of unskilled : ‘workers in large part employed in agriculture and in the production of While the I. W. W. appeared in the Fast at Lawrence, the hefght of strike activity, its nor- | mal habitat is in the upper middle ! West and the far West, from British | Columbia down iato ld Mexico. But within the past vear, apart from the Dakota wheatfields and the iron ranges of Minnesota and Michigan, | the zone of important activity hos | been Arizqna. California, Washington, : ldaho, Montana. and Colorado. The that of its activity in the far W i Tt is fortunate for our analysis that the I. W. W. membership in the West is consistently of one type, and one which has had a uniform economic experience. It s made up of migr tory workers currently called hobo labor. The terms “hobo miner’, “h bo lumberjack.” and ‘blanket stift are familiar and necessary in aceur- Very few of these migratory workers have lved leng enough in any one place to establish a legal resi- dence and to vote, ard ‘hey are also womanless. Only about 10 per cent. have been married, and these, for the most part, have either lost their | wives or deserted them. Many claim to be ‘working out,”” and expect event- ually to return to their families. Rut examinption usually discloses the fact that they have not sent money home recently, or received letters. They are “floaters” in every social sense. Ount of thirty suicides in the gheap lodg- ing-houses in San Francisco in ~ thoe month of December, 1913, but two left behind any word as to their homes or their relatives. Half of these migra- tory workers are of American hirth, rde np of the newer Immigrants from south eastern Europe.—Carleton H, Pnrker, in the Atlantic. WILLIAM J. DELANEY. William J. Delaney is one of New Britain boys who offered services to Uncle Sam before the United States Dbecame embroiled in the war with Germany. He enlisted in 1916 with the reguldr army. De- laney. who is 22 years of age, is the son of Mrs. Rose Deiancy of 321 Elm street. the his are tremendous, but not boundless. How long will they last if we throw ANSWER. ‘ times as many gold pleces away ? FCONOMY IS THF Must Not Be Throwing Twenty Dollar Gold Pleces Into Golden Gate. (Waterbury Republican) When a government statistician dis- covered that it cost 14 times as much equip. supply and pay an American soldier as it does the kai- ser for one of his Germans, he gave this country something to think over. There is a classic story in San Fran- cisco about two Fortyv-niners, one of whom accused the other of helng The one accused challenger the other to go to the water front with him and throw 20-dollar gold pieces into the harbor alternately until one of them quit. It was the man who was challenged, by the way, who was the first to quit. In a sense, this war of the nations is just that kind of a contest. Lloyd George asserted at the very begin- ning that the side which had the last hundred million pounds would win. We have brought to the side of the allies our national resources, which se, the increased expensc is {not all net loss. Our private soldiers draw $30 2 month, and out of their pay ave able to contribute to the sup- port of dependent relatives and to pay for life insurances which are cxpect - ed to make pensions largely unnec sary. Out of their vings they ave beginning already to buy Liberty bonds by the millions. The German soldier receives only a fow cents a day as wages and the money orders hr used to send home from the front at the beginning of the war revresented the proceeds of Joot. But allowing for the social insur- ance and the higher standard of com- | fort and equipment which is repre- | Zentedlinl what the UnitediStates prooil posed- to spend on its soldiers and ailors, we are still under a handicap | in a money contest with Germany be- | cause of our high cos 1 Scrupulous economy among lans at home is the best that. We can win this 80( civil- | answer to | war out of ! what the Uhited States is in the habit | of wasting and throwing away. In- ! stead of walting for Edison to invent something, the United States must go to work and win this war with the ash-sifter. THE TALE OF A DOG. (Tom Daly in Phil. Public Ledger.) This is the tale of a dog brought here by Edward Corbett, San Francis- co. It concerned Alaska Jack, pioneer of Fairbanks, Alaska, and a thorough Irish terrier in strain and character. Corbett was bringing him to New, York to his master, Dr. James E. Fuller, San Francisco, who is waiting to go abroad with a Red Cross unit. Just out of Albany, Alaska Jack, who had been lying quietly on the deck watching with tense eyes the flickering rays of the searchlight that played about for the passengers’. imusement,isuddenly rose and snjffed ¢ eagerly. Then over the deck rail he went into the river. 5 Mr. Corbett and other pasyengers begged the captain to send a boat off (0 pick up the dog, but the captain sould only slow down the engines and foilow the dog with the searchlight. ihe terrier swam a straight course ihrough the still water toward a Jaunch whose lights cleamed on the port bow about 200 feet away. Then Mr. Corbett says, he reallzed that all was well. Dr. Fuller is an enthusiastic yachtsman “Ahoy, Jim Fuller!” he yelled. A voice from the launch answered bacic in amazement: “Yes; what is it . “I thought so.”” Corbett said. Then cried: “Hey, Jim, that's your dog, Alaska Jack swimming to you; pick him up.” And the passengers lining the rails saw Alaska Jack's bedraggled form lifted to safety by his master— so Mr. Corbett and others say. —Milwaukee Journal. A good stery that, and it may be true. Here's another one that's as true as gospel. for a tablet at Haines® Falls, in the Catskills, attests it and gives the names of master and dog. which have slipped our memory. For | our present purposes let's call the dog JACK. “Jack the Lionheart” Or call him “Jack the Fool." | Who may tell the twain apart? There is no certain rule. Not for me to judge the brute Or analyze his acts; Human sages may dispute— I merely tell the facts. Jack upon the torrent’s rim—- A hundred feet or so— Saw his master watching him From the rocks below. “Jack!” The master spoke the word To bring him to his side; The brute upon the high ledge heard And straightway leaped and died! s e e 1 | Call him Call him “Jack the Lionheart" Or call him “Jack the ¥ool.” ‘Who may tell the twain apart? There is no certain rule. An Idea ¥For Him, (Kansas City Journal) “I've spent six days running around trying to get a man to pick up my ap- ples.” “How much work have you? many days would it take?" “About six, I guess.” “Has it ever occurred to you that It might save time to whirl In and do the job yourself How Rights. (Washington Star) “What we want is freedom of speech!” *shouted the man on a soap- box. “Yes!" answered the woman was leaning out of the window. haven't we members of the Anti- Association any rights at all?” who A Petition, Not a_Command. (Washington Star) “Did you order a ton of coal?" “I did not. I put my request’ for one respectfully on file.” /

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