New Britain Herald Newspaper, January 4, 1917, Page 2

| silk mufflers at ha,lt price —advt. man of 836 Bassett street is to her house by a severe at- griv. fnblum’s. ,Opens , Jan. 6th.— of Police William J. Raw- ffho hes been seriously ill with ok of the grip, 1s reported as bly improved and it is ex- he will able to resume his hin a shart time. pce showing of new Spring ifor southern wear. Bowen & James A. Dooley of who was in New Britain ELL-ANS plutely Removes stion. Onepackage i& fllt all druggists.,; | xmxvxl;,:m ALWAYS. 0 yesterday after a prisoner, was shown over police and fire headquarters by Chairman E. G, Babcock of the safety board.- The visitor expressed himsel as greatly pleased with the local de. pangments and also with the provisions made by Chairman Babcack for the firemen having facilities for recrea- tion. All —advt. $20 suits $13.50 at Wilson’s. Alexander Hallaby returned today to Syracuse ‘University to resume his studies. - Stanley Howe and Bert Jacobson have resumed their studies at the Suffield Literary Institute after spend- ing the holidays at their parents’ home in this city. August Home of 488 Farmington avenue has been admitted to the local hospital for treatment, Letter Carrier John F. Burns has resumed his duties after a two weeks’ i illness. Henry went an ¥. Rice, who recently under- operation at the Hartford hospital, is able te be out again, Mrs. Myrtle Dunham of Shuttle Meadow avenue is a patient in Roose- velt hospital, New York. $25, $26.50 and $28 suits all $19.50 at Wilson’s.—advt. Mr. and Mrs, Llewellyn Forker ha\e returned from their honeymoon trip.. Councilman Willlam J. Lenehan has accepted a place with the Colt Manu- facturing company in Hartford, The monthly meeting of th worth club will be held next evening. Goldenblum—Millinery Co.—advt, | Mr. and Mrs. John D. Sullivan of 59 Kenil: ond NEW -BRITAIN DAILY HERALD. THURSDAY, JANUARY: 4, SAYS HIS EXPERIENCE SHOULD SERVE AS A GUIDE TO HIS FELLOW CITIZENS FROM NOW ON And still they come said Mr. Martin the Lax-a-Tone expert at the Economy New England Drug Co, and all of them with happy faces and a healthy look, one and all af them to thank Lax-a-Tone for what it has done for them, it you could have seen these same faces and how many of them looked a short time ago you wauld be forever convinced that Lax-a-tone was what I have always said it was (a remedy with a purpose behind it, a remedy that was honest and was not afraid to publish its formulae.) It is ®oing to convince the skeptical sooner or later and those skeptics might as well fall into line now as later as they in the future will at least be satisfied that there is a remedy that is bullt and founded on honesty. Mr. Steele, who resides at 31 Myrtle street, this city and is well and favorably known, says: I want to thank Lax-a-Tone for the Fast Main street have returned fromt Providence, R, 1., where they attended the funcral of Mr, Sullivan’s brother who' expired suddenly New Year's Day from heart trouble, Goodness of ‘“Aunt Delia’s Bread. —advt. David Bascom of 160 High street, a ninety years old violinist, has promised the darce committee of St. Jean de Baptiste <ociety to render selections at the installation of officers this evening. The drama committee of the Y. M. T. A. & B. society is making inquiries| amcng the members ascertaining whether musical comedy or drama will be produced this spring. Because of the bad weather, the in- stallation of officers of Stanley Post, G. A. R., did not take place last eve- ning, being postponed to next Wed- nesday evening. Thomas Walker of Dwight was operated on at the New Rritain General hospital yesterday for appen- dicitis. Today he was resting, com- fortably. Rev. W A Harty Branch, A. O, H., will. hold a special meeting @ 130 o'clock this evening to take action on the death of William. F. Grace, 7 v club dance, Grange hall, Jin, TFriday eve. Admission —advt. A numbsr of High school alumni Ber- 26c. hall Jast evening. Henry C. Hine, Jr., of Grove Hill has been promoted to the head of the export department at the New York office of the Russell & Erwin Manufacturing company. He wiil leave about March 1 to assume his new du- ties. street | attended a social and dance in Booth’s | 1917, 'LANDERS' GOODS IN | WORLD OF VERSE “Ich Gebibble” Writes Clever _Poem o0 “Universal” Brand. F. B. Mitchell, lecturer for the Lan- | | ders, Frary & Clark Manufacturing company, has composed a poem, based on the “Universal” brand of goods for which the concern is world-wide ; famous, ‘and has caused no little com- ment in advertising circles that have become acquainted with his effort. Mr. Mitchell has won renown by his “Ich pebibble” poems, which . have, from time to time, appeéared in the Herald. } His latest pen-child, which bears tHle title “I Should Worry,” is as follows: I loathe the modern forms of slang, Though some are clever, I abjure fem; They give our modern speech a tang But, \spite of that, I can’'t endure ‘em! Just one exception I must note If nothing but the truth I'd scribble, I say, when something gets my goat, “Well, I should worry!—Ich ge- bibble!"” This curious phrase must surely be The product of a brain neurotic, But somehow it appeals to me Although the idiom’s idiotic; For who of us, in English versed, ‘Would ever say, “I would,” wouldn’t ? ‘While here, the English is reversed And, “I should worry,” means, “I shouldn’t.” for Since joining the “Don’t Worry Club” The world is bright, and getting brighter; The Sage who lived within a tub Had nothing on the present writer; For when my troubles multiply, Enough to vex a Saint or Sibyl I simply wink the other eye And stoutly murmur, “Ich gebib- ble!” 2 good it has done me and feel that I owe it to that remedy to say what I have to say publicly and I trust my experience will be the means of bring- ing some fellow sufferer back to health, I have been bothered for a long time with a sour acid stomach and much gas and bloat I did not feel Just right and rather run down in strength, my food did not just taste right and I did not have much of an appetite. Well, I guess I did just what many more have done in this city, I saw where Lax-a-Tone had accom- plished so much for many of our well known people and I immediately started to take it and my but I am ‘very thankful that I did for today I am a well man. The Lax-a-Tone Man is at the Economy New England Drug Co., 365 Main street, where he is introducing this remedy to the New Britain public, When Spring comes round, a laugh- ing Sprite, And lures me from my ties, With rod and reel 'tis my delight To whip the stream for speckled beauties; But when, at times, the wary trout Refuse to bite or even nibble I never swear, but take it out * In "I should worry!—Ich gebibble!"” dally du- known to Fame, be Psyche's There is a picture, Of one who might daughter; A SALE OF SHIRTS Starting Today Jan. 4 Our Semi-Annual Event—Including— " Horsfall Shirts Eagle Shirts We wish to emphasize the values repre- sented in this sale. These Shirts are our regular stock, com- prising, mostly, patterns and qualitles exclu- sively our own. And unposslble to equal at coming season. many of which it is the price, during the Considering the shortage of just such de- sirable garments as this sale offers, this is one of the best shirt year. propogitions of the Stock up at these prices. $1.50 to $6.50 Vsluos Now $1.25 to $4.75. Horstalls T PAYS TO BUY OUR KIND 73-99 ASYLUM ST Correcting with 140 TRUMBULL SB HA RFTORD The lady—TI forget her name— Stands, shivering, in the ‘water; cumbering adorn, The spattered drops dribble; would you drape Morn?" ‘Well, “I should worry!—Ich gebib- ble!” shallow No clothes her limbs adown . her But, “September Our chance of names was not so worse For goods whose worth needs no rehearsal; The best in all the universe Are, naturally, “Universal”; Our sales are doubling year by year, | Which puts some people in a flurry; But do we sigh or drop a teat? ‘Well, “Ich gebibble!—I should wor- ry!” My life, like that of other folks, Is seldom free from care or trouble, But, none the less, my little jokes ‘Will often to the surface bubble; And when, at last, Old Father Death Calls round for me, and bids me hurry, Thomas D. Walker of 135 Dwight street’ was operated on at New Brit- ain General hospital yesterday after- noon for appendicitis. is reported to be very favorable. NO TRICK TO LIFT ; A CORN RIGHT OUT Says there -is no cxcuse for cat- + ting corns and inviting lockjaw. Sore corns, hard corns, soft corns or | any kind .of a corn can harmlessly be ! lifted right out with the fingers if you nati authority, It is claimed that at small cost one can get a quarter of an ounce of freex- one at any drug store, which is suffi- cient to rid one’s. feet of. every corn | or callous without pain or soreness or the danger of infection. This simple drug, while sticky, dries the moment it is applied and does not inflame or even irritate the surround- | ing_tissue. { ~ This announcement w!ll interest many women here, for.it is said that At worst, he can but stop my breath So *“Ich gebibble!—*“I should wor- the present high-heel footwear is put- ting corns on practically every wo- man’s feet. Meskill in police court today. A ca- plas was issued for Garofolo. The Ladies’ Aid society of © Trinity Methodist church will serve one of its usual suppers at 6:30 Friday night in the vestry of the church. Only One “BROMO QUININE.” To get the genuine, call for full name LAXATIVE BROMO QUININE. Look for signoture of E. W. Crowe. Cures { « Cold in One Day. 25c.—advt. {| Events Tonight High class photo drama, Fox's theater. Vaudeville and moving pictures, iKeeney's theater, Rev. W. A, Harty Branch, A, O, H, meets ir Commercial hall, SN NN Ladies Auxillary, N. A. L. C., meets in Room 50, Booth’s Block. St. Jean de Baptiste soclety meets at 34 Church street. Installation committee, Y, M. T. A. | & B. soctety, meets in rooms, S New Britain council, O. U. is over. | meeets at 277 Main street, A M, Turner society meets in Turner hall, Lexington lodge, 1. O. O. F., in Jr. O. U. A. M. hall, meets Walter Bohanan, employed at Hart & Cooley company, was stricken with an attack of heart trouble while at work yesterday. . He was removed to his home in the police ambulance. $26, $28 and $30 Overcoats, $22.50 at Wilson’s.—advt. The following newly electe cers of Phenix lodge, 1. O. O. be-installed on January 10: Noble grand, William Voight; vice grand, Henry Guenther; recording sccretary, L. W. White; treasurer, Johg B. An- derson: trustee, for eighteen months, John Malone; trustee for six months, E. A. Danberg; finance committee, Elmer West. Because the complainant, Salvatore Garofolo of 60 Lafayette street, failed to appear, the arraignment of Sebas- tlano Gangi of 33% Lafayette street, charged with assault, was continued offi- ., will | ICKINSON — DRUG CO., 169-171 MAIN STRERY | Cigars until tomorrow Judge James T. LUNCH BOSS 52 The Crackers the Kids never forget, Your Grocer Sells Boss Vater Jahn lodge, O, D. H. S., meets in Bardeck's hall AN New Britain Nest, Order of Owls, mects in Electric hall, N New Britain lodge, B. P. O. E,, meets in Elks’ home. days. A Perfection N N N Court Progress, F. of A., meets in | Fagles' hall, SN Isabelle Circle, N. D. I, meets in Judd's hail, Court Charter Oak, F. of A., meets in Electric_ hall, Sale at Eastern Millinery Co. This big Millinery Store announces a January Sale of Ladies’ Hats and Trimmings which will provide some mighty good bargains for those who take advantage of this offering. The goods in this sale are absolutely neyw, of the most dependable and guaran- teed qualities and right up to the minute in style. Satin Hats plain and in straw combinations, gold lace hats, in a wide variety of shapes and colors and trimmed with the latest of fashions favorites, regular values up to $8.50 have been reduced to $2.98, $3.98 and $4.98. A leading item of this'.sale is the Skinner's Satin hats | priced from $1.48 to $2.98. 1If its new and correct style you surely can find it at this progressive millinery store. The sale is for this week only.—advt. o 2 his window. New York STANDARD OIL CO. 1||u g e i lmm.‘ Go light on coal—burn SOCONY KEROSENE A gallon of Socony Keresene costs from 10 to 15 cents. Burned in a Perfection Oil Heater itwill warm any, ordin- tary room for 10 full hours. 10 or 15 cents worth of coal is about half 8 scuttle-full~and there’s small comfort in a souttle of coal these is on when you need it and off when the weather turns mild. You carry it upstairs and downstairs, wherever you want it. But the furnace stays in the cellar, steadily burning up the dollars. Get out your old oil heater, or order a new one today. delivers Socony Kerosene and noother, because Socony is the Standard Oil Company’s best grade of refined i for the Socony Sign in See that the grocer (Principal Offices) Albany o | S N l"! i NN aif i o (\\\:\\\ ? While Your Coal-Hod has been shrinking KEROSENE has stayed the same Coal has been going up—and up! The papers say it may jump still higher before the winter of NEW YORK Buffalo . e e , will apply directly upon the corn a . few drops of freezone, says a Cincin- i * His ‘condition . & * E: 1