New Britain Herald Newspaper, December 21, 1915, Page 6

NEW BRITAIN DAILY HERALD, TUESDAY, DECEMBER 21, 1015. i nd shaves his customers to the tune FACTS AND FANCIES. % MM . R‘[A‘.N HERALD 2: thse a::su s'rhe Placksmith fa also | o L;j TR ’ | e et Th . H . T k Mc MILLAN,S e i ell, if Henry Ford an s guests | ommme company, | @ barber and when the barber bs |, Vel If Hensy Mord and Bis guests | Good Nignt and Good Bye, Little Red is umorist 00 will ap- equestrian manicurist. There is a The Kaiser's youngest princelet, he Post Office at Mew Britalo | combine at once grand and glorious. | Joachim, will be married in February, | preciate the world of sentiment con- shin; C, vi tdavy g g shington, D. C., Dec. 21.—,following Friday, to his usual ques s E . . raiCes el wets 1t only shqws what can be done in |and it is announced that the wedding | tained in the appended clipping from | “While the arts and sciences have lan- | tion the congregation sought to en- tore pen venings will be simple unless the war should ; the Conning Tower of the New York | guished under the sultan’s rule; while | trap him with the answer, ‘Some of us Sir: Many of your reade Proprietors. away he looks after, the business of | a lot of people who will have to take | Sted, You Were a Good O1d Pal. NEW nnmmA;:-)p;:um e the chair and the barber, who is also | back some of their predictions.—Utica | New, BritainiGonn H z C fi k H y (Sunday excepted) at 4:15 p. m. Observer. i Dec. 20, 1915 “ALWAYS RELIABLE" a4 Building. 7 Church St. a blacksmith, becomes at once an B e R 2 IS ow ac ome _— | S | ' carriors to any part of tne city | the way of co-operation. A man is : be ended by that time. O, yes, the | Tribune. TFor the sake of us North- | the technology of a thousand years | do, but some of us don’t. ‘Then let o . ts »= Week. 65 Cents a Month. 4 o 3 I 2 acH! 23 L y ) 4 l Ch for Baner t» ba sent by mafi | Pressed for time. Straight way Nel w.qqing will be simple.—Binghamton | crners, all of whom owned a “little | age is still widely employed in supply- | those who know tell those who don’t nt1 ristmas e h:hnd‘\;z;n:e 60 Cents a hies himself to the barber shop. His | Press. | red sled,” I wish you could find |ing the wants of the Turkish popu- |the Khoja said, and went away. On ontn. a year. f as S e he Editoriai page for the | lac e ; 5 5 i tarly horse needs shodding as much as he, space on the orlai pag {lace; while all social progress has | the next Friday, the congregation de- | Do Your Shopping As Early in the in | the man, neecds Shfvmg_ So both | A report states that Yuan Shi-Kai, | same. Fleeter than the *little red |been left too largely to the unhurried | cided to keep silent and see what their | Day As Possible. Extra Salespeopic, o“é::r!:|.:fo‘;"v§?ok: amnrelmp“r?ll ni perations are performed at once—in President of China, declined the first ' sled”—and it was a fleptkmuo ve-~ | care of Fate, the Ottoman empire has, | priest would do. The Khoja put his : opel s £ e, : ; e _ | hicle—is memory which skims over | nevertheless, produced o creativ t inquiry, and receivi e i o Tertizera! | 5 offer of the crown under the new mon ! n oF | : I d one creative { set inquiry, and receiving no response, xMAs G“‘.‘T SUGGFS ¢ A s Mountain Home. While the owner | archy but accepted the second offer. 'many winters to the days \\l19n We | genius, the Khoja of Agshehir, the | made this evasion: ‘Dear me! I am - will be found on sale at Hota- | of Dobbin is having whiskers re- | Probably “at the earnest solicitation used to make a rush for the hill af- | renowned humorist around - whose | quite alone; nobody has come to % . Stand. 42nd St and Broad- | yoveq, the faithful steed is getting a | Of MY many friends."—Wilkesbarre | ter we were released from “‘h:f‘ name all the fun of a nation has | Mésque today. Whercupon he went York City; Board Wal i Record. each afternoon. Ah, those were © | gathered,” begins a bulletin issued | home. e City and Hartford depot. | new pair of shoes. And, forsooth, ‘dnw Gone, all gone, and with them | today by the National Geographic so- The Khoja and two friends bought = should Dobbin express any preferem‘e[ 3 . e the “little red sled.” ciety, which tells 8f the great man|a ram and two lambs in the market WHOLE FAM“.-Y E::EPHDNE CALLS. for the barber or the blacksmith he . Tl;; n;gre;se nfnth_en;:;:;;\;:: munl J. O'REILLY. ;_om. nurtured, and buried in Agshe- | each paying an equal share. Arriving 2 he Navy’s strength i ——can | 3 5 i i . - by emitting a sonorous neigh to his;and the Navy to recruit mors men | HBrigss! jiebster R ox Thelalodinll e o O | eas e A e eIy S0 e o el 4 JER AND THE DESSERT. | master in the chair. The barber will { than the limit HOW_;;* l‘:v la‘“% ta‘;él Oh, yes. There are things called | & 50Tt of Mohammedan country par- | take one lamb, and the ram and I the Switers S the leaders of. the Republi-| then go out and shoe Dobbin while ;‘hh:;ef‘:llxlérehses :}?oudlld C‘;ov—;igsklyr; sleds in the stores. They will bs | T\?nl"\nr‘?{l‘;\\\?' llltxtezato. hapr‘y-gttl:- 0”1::“ o s 8ilk Dresses A Raincoats 2 2 the blacl i - Foistedlionlseveral brillibalaoorilittio cky fe » part clown, part gentle s wife woke one night from a B meet sometime In the not | the biacksmith takes the Isther and | standard Union. | hons thin verr o hmstan Poor M ur | Philosopher, and altogether thorough- | surly sleep and acked him to rock the | Street Dresses Umbrellas future and decide on some i razor and tdnsorially treats the mas- 1‘ sléd—our little old solid-sided, red ly comical and human. The reason of | baby. ‘It has been ing for an hour’, | 8ilk Blouses Silk Petticoats upon whom they will con- | ter. The barber and the blaci 5 ite ety edlis ; 2 the 'Khoja’s existence was his legion | she said, ‘and now its your turn to 2 . : L S R e % > A ¢ It is quite characteristic of thelsled is no more. G e et it 3y o e Bathot 1t vouos Tt | Ximonos Dainty Undermusiing residential nomination it is | smith make a great combination in | houyant French that while war is To a big dcpartment store Thus el A Sa e cawasga gre c PP RS IALNOT L Am YOUIR doughnuts that one Theo- | the mountain steadfast. There are | raging they send agents to America | the young ider (poor lad, he "“{‘::g:‘r"”}]"]:l:“lu“‘;; Jzeny and an :ny lha‘f go on crying,’ he ."R\\"n'fd- Knitted Scarfs Infants’ Woar e > arts ‘ | vellow, 0 TS, anc R b 4 = sl S A X 2 gl roeen lnclinences | the city as, for instance, the doctor | repuilding of the region destroyed by | a cop at the hottom:) “Yeah? Those! fi‘;’t‘:‘:e;:ug s St TG BRGD (R O G el S e Lt Gonks ter of fact, :with that little | and the undertaker; the butcher and | war. It’s hard to conquer a nezople | Naw, we don’t keep them old-fash: |F " b0 LR ains. Here | someone was offering him nine coins. 4 . ven him in New Yerk last| the dentist; the occulist and the op- | of that sort.—Pittsburgh Dispatch. joned sleds. They’d be dead stock.” “N{"t; g;:;]f‘-fl;‘;‘i(q'an::"o bwc';:]‘ hrehrm;«es ;ie‘:as T_lgtt!n:lil""lnd‘., hulllwn:ted (el:L Neckwear Silk Bags =i < henls & and the lock of his se, which he in- [ Tn the midst of the trouble, he awoke 3 . o Eicat fhy (o, REiel OIS )| Gty G0 ittt e 800 SUSH opers o st et G (291D s l q“dle};x.];‘l;& :‘\g\‘:ed qi'(lfif:-‘\v:"nmi sisted UDOnREIR nERWIEAN I} and found his hand empty. Bitterly | 5% Scarfs ol tatos Stecl corporation, the | the book agent and the collector; | tense about the politics of Abraham |mark! Built like a girl's sled, by | Khoja was a contemperary of | disappointed, he closed his eyes again | Handkerchiefs Beaded Bags boom received an impetus ! the marriage license clerk and tac | Gruber, lawyer, wit, rhymester and | cracky! Twenty-five years ago no rea | Tamerlane's, and served the conquer- | hold out his hand, and said, * have | 4.0 ey Xmas Seationesy . fl | ¥ ey rivileged court jester. Now | changed my mind. I will take nine.’ i it in June | divorce lawyer; and : s Republican leader of what is now the | blooded boy would be caught dragginz | OF 88 2 P v 2 Yy . « get it rolling along | Gikz , oh, a host of Seventeenth New York Assembly Dis- | it. And now—the hoys sit—SIT on | the Khoja is a saint to people of his| “One day the Khoja left his cloak | Hair Bow Ribbons French Ivory 2 3 town and his grave works miracles. | upon his donkey, and a thief made off underbolt ‘down the moun- ' others all as good or better than S ; trict. He was proud to be of the | it and slide FEET FIRST—stcering L ! Bas o No one yet has said just the barber-blacksmith combination |jrict | UIe WES BROUC (B 08 O T L ushing some patent disger with | The stories told of the KRoja are with- | with the garment during the master's | S**" fibbons Gold Tilled Jewelry urred at the Gary dinner,— i These are the things worth striving | opponent of Roosevelt and all | their feet! TIts name w “Kiddo”! | out number; ;‘hml' are the r‘;lmolrd"t ;L(V.):Qh(‘('. Discovering his loss, the | Boudoir Caps Solid Gold Jewelry |y has kept strict neutrality; ! for, the games that get the players | works, an admirer of Willilam Barnes, | With a sick soul T fled to another | :‘:“:':‘:“ _j‘;;“ e iSeRsy ot e Ao Cot dex;’ja(t\dbl::‘:r(:\z:r‘;td;:zgpgo‘hnrull;:h}:i; Silk Hosiery Shell Goods Sy . | 3 1 n Odell man and friends of Frank S. | store—only 1o find a sea of ‘“‘Suppia -master.. y E e 2 ne wi mald lopmeatngCoLony ?me speiasdicomineftheferadicflonthy ;llacke who was induced by him (o | Slider: and nothing else “He was an evasive priest, and|cloak. Receiving no reply he took the | Knit Underwear Fancy Supporters oomed for the race against| grave proposition. So, emulating| ., to'New York and enter Gruber's| In a little country toy store ac [ Sousht fearfully to escape his relig- | saddle off the beast and said, “Very |, .. oo Art Novelti r he was given the preroga- | the example of those two enterprising | lJaw firm.—Rochester Post Express. | Bloomfield, N. J.,, T camé to find the | Jous duties, suc has the nr(jaihh;g of | well, ther;, when you f:lve me back s r ovelties e]ecting the horse. Anyone| individuals out Mountain Home way . |little old sled. Worse! Said the lads ?_‘""“"f’“"- He \‘re:dzf;;h&o‘:smg f;’:-t ;f:l?;'ddh_wm give you back | Boys’ Pajamas Table Linens 3 st | 4 i he | manager, “No, we don’t keep the old [livering a sermon, ; 3 : 3 ] 5 ow from what stable the |.but putting the plan of co-operation rr’;’:zhfl?‘ffi&;‘ g‘:q::;:‘:s‘a";di‘;o‘;fp;:; aompe kel o ice one wour | fame in squirming out of this duty. “Ths Khofa put his cow up for sale. | Shirts Emb. Pillow Cases wa b taken with Roosevelt | on & much higher and nobler piarc, the Ameriean steamer Coamo, hound | child can turn into a cart in sum-| ‘O Moslems’, he said one Friday|His auctioneer took it through the | myeq I in the pulpit, ‘do you know what I am | streets calling out, ‘Who will buy a Fancy Linens And for me, too, | 80ing to say to you? ‘No’, they an-|fine cow, a cow whose milk is like | Suspenders Dress Goods is tus. | swered. ‘And no more do T, the Kho- | cream? ‘Dear me,’ the Khoja mut- aid and left the Mosque. Next | tered to himself, ‘What a lucky thing v, he put the same question, and, | it is that I heard him say that. Ihad/|Arm bands Waistings dge. He would have “T. R.” | every boy and girl in America, aver hinders. | man and woman should form a par elt, to begin with, hates nership. It is the greatest combina- | trians on board, seems to be a pretty | close parallel to the action of Captain Wilkes in the Trent case. Great Brit- from a neutral port to a neutral port, (Mmer: and taking off the Germans and Aus- Draw on. Briggs! the good, old, little red sle g behind me on Winter Street Hill. is low and rakish. Tt a pe- Hose Supporters Silks Fria imost as much as he dis- tion in the world when it is properly genial William Howard. He | balanced, when there is an adjustment | ain protested against the seizure of the | culiar looking reindeer naiptedion i :'i‘”':k,’";’f‘f:r:;".h‘»:‘,@' ‘,‘f“’)f)?,“ir:;‘m‘ 234,.‘;“,2u'f(ifr"mx'zi‘fuih"n?l?’ ’:g;‘!m‘\‘, Suit Cases Blankets RiE0n ln en L nt e ‘:an il teperarmen [EuacichisRiegnot iConTeredatefcommmissionssionyagRni | ;‘,,”;;““‘,h’o:;"zftm‘l? “‘l“‘::‘i\‘;r WHITES | then. I needn't tell you,’ the philoso- | think of selling her now.’ And he took | Traveling Bags Rugs hite House has done. When | very aifficult is evidenced by the case | iSh ship, and the United States ack- | and whose name is "Dasher’ | | Sicl voplica, ana made off again. The | his cow back home.” e 5 é pnel is up a tree, when he is ' of the barber and the blacksmith, | "9W1edsed the justice of the protest |, W T TE SHU sl and sled . ouch Covers position to accuse this ad-' 1916 is leap year. ;:,:Ipdapo‘?"li:?:ce n?wf".:_"}i‘{:“:f;(:mh?i i through the air and down ' hill-- | ° Cedar Chests Portieres tion of all the ills of mankind, | i | Tadser £ | “belly-bust.” / and upset its occupant. No, it's| Shirt Waist Boxes Vacuum Cleaners e ‘atcat lalternativellot: s Faster! Faster! Taster! My eves || WHAT OTHERS SAY better to keep a safe distance from ’ ot ime,—the ;. Yormer President Taft, having al- are full of tears. My legs are swing- ladders whether through lgnorant SPECIAL XMAS SALE CUT Mpon thonTall neaimo: ways the interest of the nation at heaet | The British government's scheme of and sweeping behind as old _ superstition or plain common sense. A S gugatguRtor SinstanceiREs | s ; . atheart, ;uilizing American securities held in | « asher” skims down that blindins Views on all sides of timely The dollar an hour might better be GLASS AT MANUFACTUR- b birds with one stone in that | a5 come forward with a suggestion | the United Kingdom is simply a questions as discussed in ex- earned by defying the thirteen-at-a ERS PRICE. t by swearing that both Taft {Mat Will be worthy of ‘much attention | scheme to raise more money in the IP" ‘tm big qr‘:ak! !milc 'a?dd e ehangeslatliocomeill ol e table superstition. Eis bare biisucs | the' same in cducational circles. He proposes | American market to pay for the enor { ha ':wlee\'ee;‘cro ower- ::)“::(L svr:;r: Herald Office. SORBLEaCe enbeintatis mous excess of exports which still 'All of which. is a wonderful !hat the bureau of education be con- The American Language. ‘ il continues. This means that no more | ing my foot in an arec, we sail under — - A e e G . the Colonel, a very modest | V€ted into a national university for | money can be raised here on that gov- | the bars info the meadow. Slower! | Tenth Anniversary ving. (St. Touis Globe Democrat.) baying: “I would have done no school teachers. In this way the | ernment’s cred alene. The § Slower! My nose is hanginz over the (Waterbury Republican.) The American language has arrived ing.” Theréby the Colonel Federal government would get a | 000,000 Anglo-If ch loan is proving | edge. my eyes ",M to the whit2 | Ten years ago man began to fly. at last, officially. There has béen no uct 3 p;aople ta;lkin% He con- ¢hdnce to set up a uniform standard | {0 Pe more than this market cares 1o | world whirling away under me. - T It was at Kitty Hawk, N. C., on Dec. | of Congress establishing it, a fact that 201-203 MAIN & of | can smell the snow—how good it 13 | 17, 1905, that the Wright are | —that “winter smell.”! i first practical bipl Slower — sl-o-w-er! Slo-0-w L 5 o o5 : Slower gt el of 500 f(‘(\‘(, the ht lasting fifty-, our distinction to a Turkish firman, | but never expects to see advanced as And wha s AVENL | pine seconds. It was after five years | 1 d 1 e A L . i promulgated after Turkey became in- | the actual accomplishments my nose is Ac skate | of experimenting that they solved : volved in th st winter! 7 i e great war. Dr. Mec- i science. If its chief accomplishmen! a the problem on which so many | Naught ” oo | L nsonism o e ch Sec e ny| ghton, a veteran Canadlan mis- | of far-off destruction is an actual pio’ TS : en ng. Ing | sionary and teacher in Turkey, has | achievement the defense of any coast i ic take at the underwriters’ imsel¢ always with the good " Public schools throughout the na-| g5 and the hest current Taft, with the scholarly Wil- (0% an impossibility now because | around 95, with much of the issue | hnda when he does that he“ cach state attends to its own educa- | unsold.—New York ‘World. 4 et tional matters. hs the pride of the militarists Just about thirty years ago the fir: out: ‘“Had Teddy been in the | R e Cleveland administration was flew their | reflects on the enterprise of politicians ne for a distance | forever seeking new issues. We owe | House when the Lusitania was | EUGENE PARKER CHASE. crontedipyla bl atlon e iomits HICrems (3 o 10 B | oy [y el (it fights. | explained the circumstances. A ban | against foreign invasion would be ab- S : . tha v opposes the admini Y5 1 in the longest of which they remaine . ’ Bioms would have been Qiffer—| Congratulations are due Bugenell tiog that Mow oD poses e i | the marvellous, wonderful and amaz. | 1 (e s has fad cosres ey | Was placed on the languages of ll | solute, and we do not sce why the > | tion of Mr. : . st s Cese : belligerents. ~ This included French, | same device should not be effective on Surely they would have been| parkey Chase of this city t. But it is because of the | pcon awa hinty which _exists regarding than twenty-five miles. Three vears more clapsed before they made their achievement public and it was | not until 1908 that Orville Wright at Washington and Wilbur Wright in Europe showed the world the first Who has | was the least imaginative and excit- s N 1s i e rded a Cecil Rhodes scholar- | able of men. He held in the great- | motor Prope S“_(::m';: ::, ‘::," 0:;: ! «hip at Oxford University. Not yer | @St detestation the kind of vainglorious | Willie. ) & . sarte Lo B e s e o and without exertion. he can stecr fference that the name o!‘ twenty-onc vecars of age, Mr. Chase e Gt o s el But. | the “Wonder” down hill by a pocket elt is regarded as a bugaboo in | j55 yitained a mark in life that is hesides belng conservative, he was a | wireless outfit—the sled returning uarters. 1t he gets the repub- | givon to few men, New Britain should | man of watchful intelligence. He had | aufomatically fo Willle. presidential nomination he Will | foe proud of him, his alma mater, | DO illusions about the kind of world Thfifl]‘:_d _Th“fp times are out of ""'n: he was living in. He did not pretend e kids ] at- iately throw the nation into a ! partm. Tolicn oy ore S 5 ey A ORI PR e rtmouth College, should rejoice | /% VO, W RS L € € new were | od_with scionce Lmrl efficiency. o panic. Eeople oyneve = ! with him and his many friends should | not true. With all his inclination But as for y 'n‘ufp pirit of a homely, othered themselves about turn- | share in the general fecling of joy | toward peace, he was the last man on stout-hearted little red sled and the ; A p Z a.on F o | spirts of all thoss homely, stout- % - t at the polls wfll make a | ipat such a distinguiched honor is | earth \yho would think of going un: i\:carfm‘ T L bt Gy ] e achine proved, one of them had ing and writing of the “American lan- | Well as defense, and, indeed, thege rush, cither to kill Wilson or brought to this armed in an'armed camp. Tn one of | ) sue but did not know it—die ” i i o n an armed D pnn one ol and love vou yvet—good night ana | SUegeeded but did not know it-—dled. | gauge.” Dr. McNaughton swallowed |scems to be little limit to what it velt. For, it will be Wilson ! u“St“‘e*"g:“' g d‘;, e Sion‘fl““ (‘“ good-bye! n »;C{ S e frand g -'l':d his prejudices and began to amcquire | could be made to do. Definite par- N . S | at cannot T aggressi is con- > pointed an. 3 atience = D otlars are reah i t Roosevelt if the Gary (,hnncri {he victory of onc of her cons. stantly exposed to it. et the American language, which he now s are wanting as to just “the work out according to expecta- | 1 | Russian, Japanese and English. Our [ land against fortifications or against Ambassador to Turkey, Henry Mor- | heavy artillery in the field. Nothing genthau, protested vigorously, on the | we believe has yet been invented that ground that the United States was not | rurvived the stroke of lightning, une at war with Turkey and that the or- | scathed, and as this new invention is : < : der was annoying to such nationals as | harnessing and directing the “thunder heavier than air machines in actual | spoke only English. But a Turkish , bolt” something is sure to happen flight. AT firman is like unto the laws of the | where it hits. Men of greaior scientific attaln- | pMedes and Persians, which could not Arranged on an aeroplane with ments had tried to reach the same | e repealed the best Turkey could do | 2utomatic machinery to direct its end. As Glen Curtiss’s recent demon- | a5 t5 jssue a supplementary firman, | flight and operation, it would be & stration with the old Langley flving giving full permission for the speak- ' terribly effective weapon of offense as city. New Britain igh =chool should also fcel elated at pollevilspotiiioceasiivn s Liand d?‘;‘! i — of these two voung Ameritens enabled | “We regret the fact that Dr. Mc- | used the thunderbolt as perhaps its negotiations arec conducted wit “-1 But Tt Was a “14D.” them to turn ou a little bicycle | \pyughton was so interested in the Ar- | nearest example and next of kin. ° It | W. W. EVERETT P sii : N the unschooled experimental genius | Doy " i dmirable’ proficiency. nature of this new power and we have it will be a change of policy % .. pamal| Log of the Oscar 2. vantage because it is not in con- repair shop at Dayton the machine | ~ane ! 5 . el o A too proud to fight” to “too P |i=drantagsibscanacitt b otin o (6 Emrt e B LA oD At DO R om Sohin® | menian atrocities that he did not dwell | is electrical, we understand, but With Eer e e e | T S A : ms dites v it E o ! h waiting for. - | longer on the difficulties full-fledged | for more of destructive force under o s : sense of right and justice.’—Collier’s | Not long ago in a careless moment, | pean count with Ay DU e o ey eieatn Steving o to| direct iand ! pocaNAT Tbng ) aletante on_the lone principle that no | Christiania ahoy. iy | wo were led to remark that antoy|poses in view, had been spending | oo o €0 CURIRISTES B VIR 0| Sl o anything of the kind yet has had thrce terms in the | Now the real work begins. . —_—— would never be popular Wwith thn | fortunes backing scientists and placing | .,y nove must have made a miserable | ever before known. e House the American people: First of all I must interview the The Joy of the Job. | qwi»nm” Mbhz tlhqt for NT 3a hi { cvery (];nu\\'nhf;\mht)v at r;helr \31..%)0?9!1. i mess of. it. We: wonld fain Ceow R, i i . : (Springfield Republican. | faction the motor hug was not in tho | but ~the obscure and unfriended | ! : f 1o no Simciityl in Skeoning [ocal renorters. o E > L ed) at the | Same class as the bugey hug, and that | Wright brothers mot there first. Tt | :’::l’_’e‘ ’e‘:gfi;‘; "’“n;gsg":a:'h“ ":" The Lonely Country. . loush Rider out of the field Of| myoy | win proceed to send sev- | L1 the amazement expressed ai th | the Tater would still cantinue to retain | i+ an inspiring story. Ty wohie o hatPweoidons Thov (Meriden Journal.) P, away from the dynamite. ! o\ orieinondents into exile back in | e worlsne wresiaint in order (o ve.| {8 popUlaTity among all hugeroious | Probably most of us in the peace- | [0 RMCEL WO TO8 T AMEEL It g trequently remarked, by peo- evelt must never be allowed to| , St i i e ‘Mfum‘:cxo.;r:ceigc l«v.: 1 | Young folks. ~We may have heen|ful Americans did not realize to the| ., . poepitality and bokndlehed ple' who come out from large cits *© | America. urn as a professor to B rash in making this prediction; per- | full until September, 1914, the mili- 2 : ple . e - p back, no matter how much we we have a striking illustration of tho | ; B courtesy, of which St. Paul was 80 | into the ¢ountry in summer, that it . : S I am the czar and if they don't ihg dominance of the executive |.P2DS We should bave ziven such aj{ary importance lof the aeroplane. |, ~o = wwo Siyo Britten combelied . it =08 moldien asia patriot o accarding tolmy e | e GO e e ienden || spiel morelthougnt beforelwe' spokol| Tney knew inimurcpe that the human i o5re i NS Lt Sedel S0 SEE SR bty W0 Seeiity S ol fiviag 18 prand of statesmanship has no | P@Y the game 3 H . f““t“‘a}“s Rl v;"moh"hem\ it but at the time we thousht we wero | eve of the great cagle that first soared | 0 AT FA8 I HEE OF CHATESHAM | country villages 1 winter. As & mai- in the national councils at the | tNOY can’t play at ail. lustrates what Gorman PhllosoBher | sight. Since then certain circum. |at Kitty Hawk would change the | Nerds which they Mave ben In thell | UC oreyer it sometimes seems as it pnt time. Things are going along | ANYWay, what's the use of financing | ;¢ j¢ 5 natural consequence of modern stances have come to light that makes | strategy of war. VFrnncv readily | icanisms? Were they compelled o | there were more doing in the ('('Unlly i , £ A . 2 5 | us doubt whether we had enough fact, | jumped at the invention and paid the ¥ A . 7 than anywhere else. fthly and wili'continue to do so| an expedition of this sort If L can't | collectivism. At all events We 388 p1.nqcq with fotion to class the state: | Wrights a large sum of money for the | Pronounce distinctly ~the ayliables | SSRCIRG T80 L os iy ny o : s || e, CRe Grom i ol n to class il 5 Lol Y or i€ | they are wont to run together in their . i ; ; a T : » o7 GRS o s 2 T ipla | cn dirigibles and aeroplanes for sev- | 18%Y : . . . y » ch in the machinery. They will see that H. Ford can out- | feeling that it is better to “hoss the day evening we saw a young cot ple T £l T piration formed? It is unfortunate | and diversions in a marvelous variety, i the gloaming, also in a 4d auto, | cral 3 s with indifferent success. ! who seemed to have hit upon a simplo | Thereafter they developed the aero- | and ingenious pian. The lady wadt|plane. The Germans put their money | using thé fellow cither as a cushion | mostly into Zeppelins. Events seem | or shock absorber, or both, and her|to have proved that the French, as immediate contigui did not seemi to | usual in these matters, were right. Lut it costs a good deal to follow these amusements constantly, Maky people do’ little during their spare time but walk up and down tho etreets and look in store windows. In country towns the granges, fra- that the Layman’s Missionary Con- | vention monopolized Dr. McNaugh- ton’s time in St. Louis. It would have been worth while to have heard him discuss the experiences of his com- | Roosevelt “Teddy” when it comes to | job” than to be a worker. being the real noise. Many a man who has risen to re- sponsible office knows in his heart 2 that he would be happier and quit gian scribes that there has been por- | ag usefully employed at his old job. BARBER AND THE BLACK- | SMITH. I must impress on these Norwe- every well ordered scheme there | zoe ; ; g s i : he America Tuage el Dotso | balnnce Moquinibeist ect HeEoRvEORRboREd e Oscar: 2{’,’12; t.;];“:g:emmsu:rar? me{c :‘hdew:nmt [ interfere with the management of tha i';“t;.“:’:ie:f_"h the A n language | . a1 soceties, churches, and littls it you please. ' At any rate| Peace sweet peace! How many | PO T8 O et fest of | 40, We assure them that we pecled ing Under Ladders. e circles of card players and lovers of i { crimes and voyages are committed 1n | eocisty e | for purely scientific reasons and nol. | ! outdoor sports, keep things humming, el i th So“‘gtyl a‘:dk etice 2“ particeiar | o idle curiosity, and do not know bury Democrat.) Tesla’s New Wonder. | 1t is often impossible,-if you want | > social being and depends upon | thY nam ; T O ol et igentity nor could anvthins bu I an (:;H:u'k upvmnflhc m‘!‘h'}ur‘):y— (Bridgeport Standard.) get up an entertainment, to find%a - . . Mloat v 3 Iree it S P corwhelmins i » serve the ons that weva () e 3 1 8 2 oy fellows for support. To those | Kloat on, Oh Dove! Grow 3reen, inestigutors tien ot loarming ana| ™0 oY rwhe inz desire to serv . | .\ x\\. h 41!:\ v\r‘ in i | The imaginings of Jules Verne ané ,‘,,,,,-e evening when there is not b learn the beautiful secret of zo- | Oh Olive Branch! Get lots of adver- i W e ey rae cause us to make (hit | hard-headed day, the statement was | ; something engrossing on foot. ,Any : i i e e e e ;'f Sl Ll s sl but they demonstrated to | made that it would be worth paying | the more recent development of{one who is soclally inclined can, find fpnten Mo kapd iy band Solh | Heloe freeOh Henn o SRGRT s i LD L fellow could manage ala man a dollar an hour for walking | scientific possibilities in fiction by H. ['plenty of others who wish to 40 in= ir partners there awaits at the In order to impress the newspa- ::’;:;i;""",’rhn reat nner e o 44 with a ‘.(\,n}‘enn(\ sitting calmly in | hack and forth under a ladder just G. Wells, are quite outdone by what | teresting things, whether it be the of the journey a reward. Nor | pers with the sweet harmony that has | ., 3 = et semsall hisilaps to prove that the superstition was ' 5 said to be the invention or dis-|study of books or current events, the > a < success is that success may : the entire reward at the end of | prevailed I must muzzle Ben Lindsey ;»v:r:vhr‘(?n;fvg R o e = silly and groundless. Of all the covery by Nikola Tesla of a method | Perfecting of oneself in games of 1 1 No! As tI 5 g : 18 or with money reward. Tt is lditorial Elysium. { superstitions that might have been ' of sending out thunder-bolts, or their | £kill, or the studying of the latest ong lane. No’ s .le,v 80| and Sam McClure. And as muzzles ou?nessm:fimp: AR (0n\vph'l“~‘.= = : T"V singled out for contempt this seems ¢quivalent, controlling them from the | G=nce steps L ng, these two who have joined in- | are contraband 1 didn’t bring any thl :“0 e vl et i . Glthoria i Dines the least offensive. Not to walk un- point of departure and discharging I ests and work harmoniously in | with me. &'ientireh’ absnrh«"d‘in flis S oS aoald “Fellow dr:m\ ""f’ the office the | qer a ladder is a mere matter of them at will at any distance re- Corn-Cobh Nuptials. ble harness, there will fall upon not trade jobs with a king or x"\:t(',w‘lg:‘c“fl:“;:,' d the paper, and | common sense, particularly if there quired and against any desired ob-| (Dispatched from EI Paso, Tex.) Let emperors quake, let nationgs t was a g0od | is some one on the ladder. Of course jective. A battleship 40 miles awa wake, Henry Ford has arrived in Eu- | Faiser = paper, and we were Said it | the simple act of walking under a can be paralyzed or destroyed at will T was_more than worth the money to|jadder is not Soing to bring death | by this new machine, which seems to | Stanley Duncan Cobb were married Magnet the Thief of Time. any man of intelligence, and we were | ana ‘disaster in its wake. But there's 'be an enlargement of, or a develop-|here at the home of the bride's par- Miss Jessie Margaret Corn and m from the by-paths the blessings the onlookers. They will be show- d with the gracious and bounteous rope and commands the war to ceave. | Kid Ford in thi Y 3 Sai i as = Inefits of their fellow men. Take i Aondi D e CRaon and Young ' o and Fireside we read thst | tickled. Said it was the mainsiay | every practical danger of a bucket of | ment from, the other device by which | ents Mr. and Mrs. J. A. Corn. Mars in this corner. No hitting in of the town, and we were supertickled. | paint upsetting on the head of the |a boat bearing a torpedo could be di- When Cobb went to the clerk ©f case of the barber and the blach the magne = ponsible for a great | 459 jt was the greatest booster and | person o lacking in judgement as to | rected from the shore against a ship | record's office to get the marriage #i~ hith out in Mountain' Home, Arkan- T itiet! inaiet S 5 N deal of trouble with watches as any | the most reliable town-builder place himself under it. Bricks, | a long distance from land and made | cense the clerk refused to issue it, They have stirred up a’ quaint st Insist on Bill Bryan being | jeweler will tell you. “Never go | developer in this Whole community, | chingles and tools have heen known |tc discharge its 10ad automatically | thinking It was & practical joke. Tt referee. % near a dynamo with a watch in your | and we yelled with joy. Paid for | (o fall from workingmen’s hands aad | and effectively. was not until the bride’s mother in< pocket unless you are sure that it is | his paper, and—we slid gently {0 the | hit the _innocent nedestrian. \naJ The stories of the new Tesla ma- | sisted that the Corn-Cobb weddin the clinches. a rtnership and, as a result, they The last splinter: 5 i oday wealthy men. The barber made of non-magnetic material. This | floor in blissful unconsciousness. Na | {here is the more serious danger tint | chine are such as one hears of in the | was on the level that the license was chair in the blacksmith lhopl Trenches ahoy. ’upplies especially to the hair spring.” | ture had reached its limit. the passer bY may bump the ladder ) romancings of the highly imaginative, | issued.