Lakeland Evening Telegram Newspaper, November 12, 1912, Page 4

{he tvening Telegram —————————————— Sublelicg ever) sitersoou (rom the ™ Buildiog, Lakeland, Fla| septuck) sy that the machine won't rut “reivd 1o the postotlice at Lakef oy or perhans not ag all, and } ( and Fhorida, as wail watter of “.‘ we helieve with relisious devoutness w, ¥ wiond clam [ 114t Woodrow Wilson is one of those had caught. He had lklsmcd lh.gi Il 7 ¢ HIFTHERINGTON, EDITOR. | iwsu vessels appointed for a great fish and in the bright sunlight they | i ARG By | were tranzparent and of radiant sal- : i J. HOLWORTHY : o Ui fmon coior The tourist stopped the waness and Circulation Mapager. colored man and examined the fish e e HERCULEAN TASX AHEAD ‘i‘;_ : 3t BSCRIPTION HATLS'Zs 00 | OF PRESIDINT WILSON | Wwiat kind of fish are those?" hu T A P .o B | | (3 i T L b $ix - months | in addition to the nire Cubinet <kun eats, sah,” was the answer 4 r wenths e | ¥ v i b gon $ ‘here do ¥ fin.d i | s, Proeaderg Silion wal have to unkatsa? Where do you fin l {.e1e1 anywhere within the | ”‘ knrdl : u‘iA i e Sy . - | b HIT L JSiale al s i ! K] 'a ot the Clty of Lakeland hington, These i iude Uiree As i1 deep holes in de creek.” i Io ceuts 8 week, | 0t Serciaries cad a Counsello’ The tourist entered some memor- SRS o srete, thiee Asshiunt Secrctaries anda in a book and went on his way. Prome the same offive 18 tssued | . icosory, Lise oroit iut wearing a very thoughtful counten- . LAKELAND NEWS [\ aiwd states Treasuier, Cooiir0l ance. A couple of days later a mem- kly newspaper giving & T€ .. .y Lo Treasury, | of the ¢ ,dum book was found at the de- I local matters, crop condl- Preasury and six Auditors, one As- i 0 wie, county affairs, ete. 8 iy Secretery of Wan, @ sslivitor wvwhers for §1.00 per year. ’ wneral, six Assistant Attorneys- == General and mary special attorneys e ———— The Telegram acknowledses a very jat- in the Departinat ol Ju tice, four Posi it Se Tt retas rant complimentary and much appre in the Times- 1 the Navy, two ies of the interior, Commissicner, 2 Pension ed editorial retere Union to the late first-anniversary cdition of this paper. We Juid the elipping which we intended to reproduce A8 r Se 1 Laad v Lenera tent Commi. gloner, [ Commissioner, an Indian Lave mils- a coner, and heads of the Goological Reclamation Service 0 ; 5 evey, en been ex- Tampi justice has seworthy de | peditions to a most pr pree in disposing of the cise of the Lesro murderer, Robert Anderson Fie pot the death penalty in short tiry of Agriculture and a dezen bn- resun chiefs, incleding the Commis stoners of Corporation and hamni- Lration. wiag £o Clear that s : Besides there are scores ol minos crder, but the cis ) id have been yogitive in i g s it would have bo ! Foffices to fill, all the salarics rang- deceney to mahe any exouse jor de- vl ine from $4,000 to $10,000, we it vet remaing to be il ¢ ! | How e " i | The new Presideny will be oble 19 whiy grave ang lemn tech - nowhap grid |‘ ! Farpeint betzeen 5,000 and 6,000 e Wl &, having nothing i 3 nical ohjection ' e U Pastmasters, Collectors o Custom: . |4 do with nuerson 2 the world to . ; ' pard hnternal Revense, District i ocenee, may he saned upy _‘"“ R Lo tormeys Marshals and others during | i his lawyers are go winded, to de- 5 ’ £ A i perm, and the pressure noon hita Loy the excention of justice in this o i Pt b tor these offices wilt be s aetiving cuse | ter 0 I Fom a purely partisan stand The Ocala Banner and the New point the wise and equitable distei- York World have beenin steady otiong of patronace is the most dif ! a ament for a long time past as to tiend tesk controntine tie Precident. the political unfituess of William 1o avd frequently the manner in which Bryan, but they have come to the tie oflices are parvecled t ut has mueh div with the suce wap ( . § % WS v Ban- o parting of the ways unless the Ban w8 o Tailure of ner swallows the tump in its throat an administration and #ets on the band wazon without further delay. The World is landing 1 as fine material for see of State in President Wilson's MAKING GOOD Mr. Ly c.hinet, and we hope to hear the Banner second the motion, Past di- ions are obliterated and we ar: Bryan Demoerats Sestiedsd Probably, one o the best lesons Vi dather or o teacher conld i : bod i o boy's mind s that he muost all now = ‘e good Wilson and s Fhat s a very expressive phrase, slanzy though it is, and the boy can 0 tuderstand it much hetter than ie William 1. Bryan is likely to be oo gnnveciate a long lecture on the hiers to lead us in the effort. Provi- ‘::' ntial men appear at intervals to tzke the helm when us lesser mor- | tuls have “balled up”’ human affairs ! Commis- ani | { Mines Burezu, one Assistant Sceve- | WE'VE CAUGHT FISH KOT The other day a near-sishted Bos- ten tourist, who was taking in the !pot. It probably belonged to the Roston tourist, for among other o) | servations this one was entered: | “Among the curiosities of this nderful country is the skunkatsa The word gounds Japanese b iy probably of Indian origin. The skunkatsa is of a brillicnt p‘nk ecol- or, except the head, which is black ‘Tne head is armed with sharp horns with which the fish gores its prey { This wonderful fish lives in the bot tomless abysses of a brook nea: Srarke, Florida. It is without a skin {which allows the light it emits to make things visible in the wateiy thus enabling the fish to Uind its food. The specimens 1 osaw vere caught colored man. | {asked many white people about the | skunkatsa, bug none of them had e or heard of such a fish, from which I deduct that it must be a very rare fish.” Thus does the 1 Fleptlis, by a fakis Stark: nature irprove each shining honr. Teleoraph SHERIFF'S SALE. Under and by virtue of an execy tion issued out of ard under the sexl (enldn’t take our after-dinner siesta o' the Cireuit Court in and for th county of Polk and State of Florida, in a certain cause upon a certain judgment gherein duly entered oi (record, and wherein L. M. Futeh i "pPlaintiff and M. T, Jordan is defend ant, 1, John Logan, sherif of Poll county and State of Florida, have fevied upon and will sell at public outery to the highest and best bid der, as December, A, D, ing the second 1" day , the same be of the moenth, within the lezal hours of sale, in C¢rdinary cracking noise that ever fu'l[ frong of the court house door in the Upon the human ear.” city of Bartow, an undivided ono- o | ALITTLE NONSENSE | ts of Starke, mey a Degro who carrying a string of catfish he | PSS —————— o WEAR Union Made Goods We want to annource that we carry a complete line of i Carhart a0 Hap | 6rade OVERALL 'i It Was the Dog's Own Fault. A farmer, while loading hay in his ! ficld, was attacked by his neighbor’s | pelldog. The man defended himsel? with the pitchfork and sent the do',i yelping home. The neighbor rebuked | him and asked why he didn’t use the punt end of the fork first. | «1 would have,” replied the farm- er, “if your dog had come at me | Munt end first.” Just Supposin’. Supposin’ we wuz millionaires. sSupposin’ guinea pigs had tails. Supposin’ people what went 1o prayer meetin’ wuz good Christians Supposin’ honesty wuz the best po!- ites, Supposin’ ceited. supposin’ we didn’'t hav'ter work for a livin', Supposin’ you wuz president. Supposin’ hens laid diamonds. Supposin’—but what's the use o/ supposin’? Supposin’ you never lit the kitchen fire, nor milked the cows, por wuz good for nothin’ but—sup- Reuben Hayseed. play actors wuz con- and work pants, as well as a complete line of _ union made shoes. MURRELL & SHARP, posin’ Which Was the Truthful End? Why don’t you go in " asked onc tramp of the other, as they stood be- fore the gate. “hHat dog's all right. Don’t you 1" his tail. Sure | do,” said the second tramp, “hut he's a-growlin’, too, and 1 don™ krow which end to believe.” One Story Eclipsed. ot in Brazil?” said the youns | can whi had jusy returned to Chi- | { according to the New Orleans Pic- & see him wa cizo trom a trip to South America, | ayune, “Well, I should say so. Do you ; a know, for ten days at a time we - ————— [ WHITE STAR MARKE GUY W, TOoPH G. P. CLEMMON= PROPRIETOR MANAGER Corner Florida & Main on account of the peculiar noises “What noises?" asked the hlon-l‘ stenographer innocently. “Why the coffee popping on tho trees. You see, the sun was so hoi the graing just roasted before they were picked.” An old traveler yawned. | “Rather warm down there, bub,” | he rejoined, laconically, “but when ! | . on the first Monday in Was down there you couldn't slec) | at night. Every once in a while | there would sound the most extra-| Phone 279" “What were the sounds, M. i i | [ the hiznest gun in the cabinet bat- g way 10 wet along lire, fourth interest in the following de- Bings?” | tery of President Wilson, and as Coi- . i i ! ar e | il 1D i ) e i Ay boy can appreciate the faer Seribed lands, tenements and heredi- And Mr. Bings yawned again and o ol & b Calhoun, of tampa, Is B (hat he is happier if he makes good tAments, situate in the county of replied, “The rubber trees stretch- i ?u,\ ll|l.ll|ll.l:<|' rru-fndI of .\||‘. Iltryalul |: in the simplest dutics of home Jite Polk and State of Florida, and mor» ing themselves.” : ¥ surmised g if the genial Colone and school life which ¥ f i alarly ST s | H i an v \ he must (ix- barticularly described as follows: R R U s e | ‘x? \|\ |I||I|: tnl b wll«'qu of |,'“ |m'|| of charge. When he learns that there | S0 W %osees 7, tp, 32, range i A Lemon squeez" Florlda and eSthfl Meats Of A" Kindb il : W ) “ "3 " , . N 1 " i i “:ll L --::m,.. ‘(u'.nnnnlnn;. Deme: iz ou cortain thrill of hiips Onc ¥ of 8. K. % and N. % of 3 A couple had been keeping com L oratic ad st J as i i A ! sk ‘” ning 'l: “'"" e h N’I‘ L comes from every sue fully pre-| W % sec. 14, tp. 32, range 24 pany for a long time. His name was FreSh vegetabk:s i fi MO(hel"S Bl‘ead hty me at e 3 : . , 3 el Job i .\} ‘|:I‘ l;“ ‘".d.‘: end. The pared Jesson or overy ‘-,\;"...“;,,il,.,‘ S K% oof SCW. 14 and S0 W Ebenezer Sweet and her name was b s wol f § > v 2 . <l NOFLI shiout ‘ G '|' 0 per year jacsed and promotion actual'y earn- O S. B % seco 17, tp. 32, range 24 Jane Lemon. When they finally 2 i 1"1..' :n |;|\<n vl‘l! n.rx. s Well o) he gets something of an idea o | No Wo % of S K. 14 see, 18, tp. 22, married the local poet got busy and “ m( n“ .':‘lllll:l. who are S0 Wit U means to make sood, and Tange 24 : cemposed the follewing: ' s “n (1 :;nih l:"ur'.mmd ;\im something of the value it will be (o' L of N K. Y% and 8. E. Y ot “How happily extrcmes do meet o s e ¢ “’l' ,;j”- PIUM- hinin after life if e keeps up the N doand 8 ' sec 19, tp, 32, In Jane and Ehenczer; | “ "_ i ‘ ." mpa '“‘"‘*‘ MEN=bakit of making 2ood in eversthing tanse 24 For zhe's no lorger sour, but Sweet ‘ ll‘ “'\(.‘ \\.l <;|l|.‘|<-~.~u|;m I(.. “,'. |l.;|\|7x, ho tndertikoes, I N Wil S % of 8. 1% see. 2o, tp, | And he's a Lemon squeezer.” ' 4 l'“l'lllt‘\ . :;‘“”“"':“ 1 - .""m'"l‘“- Making good in the home and in * 21 : i | dimes B Crane, Frank €. Bowyer, A ghe sehool. as o habit once formed, | B Y osee. 26, tp 32 o Anzle, John GO Lesley and B ML i solve the perplexiti : P Ll e b Butter to the Rescue. Hendiy e - i perplexitios of after | Many people who live at the ex- — 5 ! .|.)-nn| will determine the suceess ' . K. ' andN.% of S. pense of others seek to mitigate the ont in Texas : of the boy in all his foture walks B seco 200t 22 range 24, bitterness ot the bread of charity by . in Texas they are going to in- ameng men, N. % of N.E. % of 8. B. % sec. spreading it very thick with other ‘ voke the primary to settle the ques- The first job that a hoy securcs = 1 rang peeple’s butter.—The Tattler. ”hn ;:I po (.lll.l ters under the incom- atter he has cut himself off from the ! N B0 % of NoW. 14 and W, s ‘l‘., "‘uu;l AI)II abministration, and wohool, often determines the divec. | 00 No W tand S0 WL 4 of 8 WLy Change in Father. ST e voside aIm | ! 2 4 ik “ll“ that President Wilson tion he will take in the buciness e S0¢ 4t 32, range 25, | When fatlor drove old Dobbin he . eleome it as azood way to re- Vel as e moral world, He muse S 1 of N % oand 8. B, 1 soe sat upon a load aad frowned on every ‘\. \h“x“ of ;|l VISt amonnt of wor- ke good in that or the chan & 1. 32, range ;‘.. .urT;;ur who wanted half the road, I 1] { ' dispatch from Terreil, Toas, that all his after age i N.W. 1 ¢ N ut when father got an auto his feel- / i 2 his after attewpis b of N. K. 1} o . S8 i i about it codom failure i o N W 1: sec. 7, ...., “:d ; ines seemed to switch, he glared at t pa’s to buy gOOd gOOdS' Why i i Rttt Dt h Hosec, T, a2, ranee 5. every horse he met unless it took the a ; 3 o o do the fiest thines, the simp S otoof SCW 4y and N B — 3 nOt come r i f Selsidl b Buto my v and N. B. 1, of ditch.—Ashland Bugle oun th, D tes for postmaster here sinee things and do them well. so wet & EO 4 see, 8 tp, 32, range 25 % "No. 184 e i . s d and g5 o hne Of chemocratic avictory last - week that there is nothing lef R ! 3 B s i s nothing left tor s M RCE Y sec, 8 P Sui / 'hi i that o move is on foot to hold a spe- i clse (o de. is making um“:: {“; ae B 4 sec. 8, tp 02, Treasury Department, State of Flor- _!S and o‘ercoa‘s) Wthh have ]US( cial “pos ¢ e (e ¢ 18 1 ® L. Nu = o \ i . \ ‘ ||m‘lnu,'l.~r primary - clection o wateh the cloek and to Cieerful- | > of S0W. 4 of NV K. Y and | ::dn. KRR . ARl TR arrvad from New YO[k A“ the lat thd declare the one seenring the 1, perform every duty i S o : assee. . ' 2 ¥ : ry oduty imposed by L of N E. 1, g J . 4 ; X bighest vote the only apnl e ! ; v du nosed by Sl and N W,y o i uly applicant. Thie the sitnation is making malof 8 W, & Whereas, by satisfactory evidence est st 'l i plan has been put up to Congre ; ; g ogood. To OF 8W. g sec, 9, tp. 32, rang o ST €S an faS i s Yot LU o Congressman e Gonest to the last penny and free N. W. ' of 8. W. % and W "";’e"'ed to the undersigned it has 2 y All C hions at very low 17y ! s 20 s district, who ro- fiem the petty as well as i X B & 3 > | een made to appear th k ric AR fused to consider i il he . A el bbb the grogt- OF NOE 15 of § W, 14 sec. 17t SUSILANIC p C€s. SO {'a od with |"r.~ \Ilh |r‘,x1uu'| ‘\.\h'. consult- ec vices, is making good. To save #Y range 23 9 jvg assocfation under the name of lue“ PeabOdy Shi"s ! 1 sident el ilson."* s § H . i 3 : ilson “..\fullA\. to dress noatly, to be po-. W. % of S.E. % of N. E. 1 q State Bank of Auburndale, locaten and Wl"iams Kneeland Sh qv ‘ o8 bl : s e and obligine, is makivg good. N % of N. W, 4 and S l;‘ " “:)f at Auburndale, Florida, and organ- 0€s. € ?" g \.“ lercd from ,,\ |.‘ ‘1.,..,\_ .m._l upright and de- N W. % see. 17, ¢p. 32, range 5. fzeq under the laws of Florida, has a]so have a full line Of Ouths’ d 3 e raced in gen Pendable, is making good | N.E. % of N. E. 4 sec. 18 t complied with all the provisions re ’ y an > & SHce in this g ‘l GULIPY Joss \nd ;tll.\'. boy who make cood can 12, range 25. : ; qulred e complied with by th boys CIOthing OE the best m t i l d 5 . 'V half a ol Pove ;w:) situation, any position that’ . % of 8. E. 4 of N. E. 1, ee :«:king laws of the State of Florid. pr_ 1 b f ateria ,an Ws of man 'S abilities will permit him to ful- 1S tp. 32, range 25 + before an association shall be aq 1C€S|ne ! . th. 32, range 2. _ hall be a- inever befor in La ke A vy ! Men o will read recognize N. W. 4 of 8. E. 3 sec. 30 ll' thorized to commence the busines: | " heard Of In ke. 5 more crim- i”' virtues of honesty and integ- S92 range 25, ke lz:mking_ land' We don,t mi“d h i : ki : s more ,\::.‘.,.-:. 'l ‘,”[. making voel inenleatss and N. % of N. W. Y sec. 30, ty 32 | Now, therefore, I, W. V. Knot: show ng the A e ore iails LR 'xv!wn'.\ of room for him to Tange 25, = comptroller of the State of Floridy customers our gOOdS and i ¥ R T AU SR his abilities and will glad-! No W. 3 of S. W, 1{ ang N W by virtue of the authority vesteq i apprCCIate N o o ".‘ nus that pove \ 1_-\'! him in climbing. | %4 gec. 31, tp. 32, range e me by section 2702 of the « "i any faVOl'S. o M 1 ‘ in early .\-nd teach that loy to S.E Y% of S B Yy see. 31 t statutes of the State of Florida, cer- H ! h radon of ake zood - Miami Herald, | 32, range 25, TP tify that the State Bank of Aubusp. | Ry ; ahove ' y - w.»_4~‘ 1\ S. % of s W Iy se 32, tn. 32 d?!e, ,M Aubm‘ndnk‘- in the couniy | i: Sttt e The pablic will be intercsteq 1o FANRE 26, * o Polk and State of Florida is au. | g b L i ™ that the traihs operating be- | ‘VIMNESS My hand and seal 1yig thorized to commence the busing ! A 3 & cr tveen Pensacola and Jacksonville 4t dav of Novembor, A, . 14y % bunking under the name ab, o | a 5 . M iy s o AL 2 i » abuve ¢ ¢ i e ar- VU1 in e near fatare include o (Sead JOUN LOGAN with a capital stock of fifteen thon. | : $ i in Pnllman - parlor buffot car on da thr.'fr sand dollars, : h woern- rans, besides s ot = B sk | ver! § | i Ligi aty \\‘::‘\ : _';':‘ 1:-‘:'- s '}h« resular Pully 11-5t Polk Connty, Florida Given _“"d” my hand ang sonl o | o alo b b cars now used. The cats wili S office, this fourteenth day of Octy | OSEPH LeVAY ] i Fested Y ;i “.. $ iu_- i' ‘r horoushly modern, beineg elertri P"Oducing Ontimism ber, A. D. 1912, | & § K 1laon s oodrows Fehted and equippe oi i A very o et - H Wilson i YTy man above all buffet. quipped with a boiler pes Wt EN d,,r' ul-\”fbrt anybedy's — w. i ‘ |8 KcntUCky Avenue Lakeland ' N .o s aole W pay hin . V. KNO | g bilis Reika ) - KNOTT, | b : | Comptroller Ciste of Florida. A