Lakeland Evening Telegram Newspaper, August 2, 1912, Page 7

THE EVENING TELEGRAM, cattle, sheep, I'iree children, as are as healthy as e to lick one once HOTEL ASTOR Cor. Bay and Hogan Sts, JACKSONVILLE, .FLORIDA. A Plain Understanding r0o0d,” replied the S—— W * touched the pencil to By Irving L. McGilvra; ) Bl it | Rates: $1.00 and Up. 7 4 y "T_';"?—u« I've got a hundred Hot and cold runnind water andl B B e S e ) acres here, and you can see what ™ everything's in. All ind §200 in the bank.” (Copyright, 1912, by Assoclated Literary telephone in each room. Free baths P Press ) Coolest rooms. Best beds. Large Sam- Elijah Baker, farmer, rather prided 8 year past “kinder admitted to him-| self” that he would marry again if ! he found the right woman, but he | hadn't found her the day the tin ped- dler came along and sold him three pans and a wash dish and jocularly said: “If 1 was a widower, I'd get mar ried again.” “You might not her,” Elijah replied, “It wouldn't take me over an hour. She lives back here about four miles. I stopped at her house w hen I came along.” “Who is she?” “Widder Jones, with two children. She's a right up-and-down woman, She says to her hired man or children do this or do that, and they do it. I told her she ought to ms THE WORLD SMILES AT Yo “And what did she s through the fragrant smoke of of un Said a husband w; As you smoke it | “‘Si" to find.” P I sighed dif | 1' it us use hair-dye. and chaw tobacco ?” “I do.” “Glad to hear it. A man who s 0o good can pass me by. 1had just as lief you'd swear once in awhile, 1 Fay ‘darn it!” when things go wrong. Let's see? You want good cooking?” “Purty fair,” “Do you gnore in your sleep?” “Nobody's ever ¢ omplained.” "Sime here. Do you get easy Do you swear Timber, Turpentine, Cut-over FOR SA Lands, Choice Golinization Tracts at Low Prices, Florida Homes and Groves on High Rulling Land, Situated on Beautiful Lakes, Paying Straw- ary and Trucking Farms. Weguarantee all property just For reliable information see & Alfield LAKELAND, FLORIDA e 4s renrese 'nted by us klinger be able to find mad # hoe and the handle flics up and #ives me a whack. Then I take it out on a hog or a cow.” “About the same as me. Do Le kitchen fire wintor morn- Cry morning the year ‘round,” That's decent in a husband, Think | oo vu! got al with my chil- [ re with yours.” n't so darned | | lhman Blunt ei 1 sides,” ; y" in the alling in nowaiting for 't 20 on “What g or s the timo your troubles vanish as it by magic. both Vind and nevves are soothed and a fellow's got ]vv 5 P for three men and only |, ’ Y nds to do it with, how's \ un ¥ ol away six 1 i 3 N n g | et Ko 1 ( not wl | ! A, Bakor 11 ] ) ) ) Biory ¢ | | { i \ e L ! . 1'd i ( i | ficd W | \ ( i«.‘ v repl lis | tl I 1 or | | | ) in { do, 1've | i i il wintoer h ( for 1 ! loneer, Ar I Ctoreplicd the widow, as lie 1 I Kinder I that 1 in Toves v ( ¢ hen I Al Wi both buey perso L slung er haating trip “Do Ycu Swear and Chaw Tohacco “"“ll.’ T i o tixe tuings easy for a whethor she'd marry you or not, Yes, | Ve Wws? in Ladf that time, You could tell ji them out today 44 s quick i you wanted her. I'm first ey have been. married five v to Cupid myselt, and T helieve s o cannot find a more complete R " iittla dove ey had wasted 8 whole ent of fishing tackle, lines. dy dells and poorwills, hut | Yeari td lost two crops of ; 7 : . you see 1 ain’ r cooking n corn i g, peles, sanding nets, « own mesls, preseod ianews, silk lines, and beit wd have & ) S < & this worl Wor | f f s taan you 1 e many £004 | of buy % Al eur prices and ways of sell- b v b b6 Housk rive that this is the rioht ps hotrying not | gp ( : ) . your money is yours g v und x !’\“' ; i : @ oy o : ?. licatoy )y | : iy letely equip hunting g Sl bl 1 e A ' 2 * y need 1 t rarties in the most in- ;5: Ul vay. and for temnis, golf. e It s, we have every ; i I ¥ need. i lie A least aronsed . y ndece us, We can help moke ) \ tion anter than ever i ‘ & : i o o i 3 t « te 1 i 2 Iie badn't gof ) 3 ? d i H ‘i. 3 a n or o ? e i “You are the Widder Jones, I ¢ : ‘”_!“ Lt 0§ itor re exceptions 8 =¥ A California mo ¢ in h ble a O] W e "$| The same. ; i e thoroughbre which he < &| “Then I'm right so far. Can ! : = | % " o ade quite a he went . 2| load the children? bie st =5 ¢ '§ “Why, yes. This is no ory! :"f‘ ol St 4 00 asylum, but they are welcome.” 'l‘ “"h"’“h': iy R B T e QIO OIGLOTONONG | “I wanted you to get a close ko the h'”;l e of them and hear ‘em tolk. Noos _"_,' .;'”“ 1”\‘ e them stutter or are tongue-tied. 'Yl'”'f e aL e < 00 younz'ns over there seem to 1 e h‘"‘] 7}'.‘“‘ s . n F ) a right.” L and a i SP Tl E‘:‘\'ot ing wrong with velled for 1 siranger, Let's seo? Did o On the arrival of ¢ hor : ger. ¥ eay el ack he 1 your name was Schermerhorn’ . ey mA t 23 “Lord, no! It's Daker, T live ¢ e 7 <3¢ Talcom Powder miles up the road” ' e AR PR aow 0i C “And you are a widower?” til he was compelled to ¢-11 §*. Me 'ng for . o o - N never knew the reason for its eudden “I've heard of you. Rec come to ack me to marry 3 “I may before I'm done. I have no time to court.” “Same here. Sit down on step and let me get pencil Now, then, what sorter farm got?” “A hundred and twenty acres, and all good slle. House and barn as animosity, ——————— Especlally the Benedicts. “All men are lars” “Prove it.” “Hasn’t every man at some timg vehemently declared that he wouldn't | stund ~omethmx or other and then stood it?” 5 st t 2 large quertity of this Taleum Powder in order CE P!-'; &l Price of 10¢. Come early while it lasts. LE] | You wo RAL PHARMACY - Phonc 25 Service ot unless I step on the blade of ! PAGE SEVEXN A Noh'e Lif Chemical Caterpillars, The noble | of The w of former investigators, and spaci whi Tichomorrow, Toyama and Kellogg, sweet and ¢ the living | has Leo stantiated by Mr. Ripley golng g Jah stood up to look about him, | fou t UNION AUTO GARAGE C0. wachime wort o o = 1 VT i Y S T T T B T T S o T T T B I S s the soul. | of the « rtment of biology, Trinity college, )(:rmfl Conn. Mr. Ripley | has produced caterpillars from unfer- v the actlon of sulphuric 7 as therefore carrfed one ;m-p l"‘lh(‘l‘ the investigation of his in the production of I Vickery, R LG | predacessors | larvae, and ; < Keep to Cld Custom, | it He Rooms, ko strest car 84 Unton },t";'xsm P sm‘ghmmi:rg e 1 ”(;’fihnfi‘:"wo""*"dsh;:" A ”;;';1“'5 ln;\(tllts-:i‘l‘li:n-m.l‘“ g | r;'}:\:-:m?.' : Pessimistic Friend. Station and get off at Hogan street. e ehid:;:‘)& l:t?c‘:n:lot lnt?' He ::: - flrfl\flnd e, [ regularly rl‘n & e 31l of | Hewitt—{ am a proud father” widower with three children that | ;‘,m’:,:;ffe ASKEC SR JODek ) i month 1k 1o} iVl of the | Jewett—"You 1‘l‘:< L wver your pride needed a mother's care. He had lorl “Mine 18 forty-seven, and nelther times when no : 15 ‘when the child wrows up, Everything in auto supplies from lamps for the front to license tags for the back, from tires that touch tke ground to tools that help keep your car from going up in the air. Even if you think your car is fully equipped, better come in and look around. There is always something new to be seen here Brown & Bonsac, Lakeland Florida Qi e Bt B ] ':n We are now propared to furnish fron and brass cast- x ines of all deserint Ve al=o do all kinds of & ioiine Go. Plhove 230 Lakcland, Florida N ¥ - N ekl ) % L For Elberta Peackes, Banangs, | lums, ; ‘ " " ~ < Figs, Canicloupes, Grapes, Lemons, & Cineapy any kind of Fruit callup Fed | b = N N i Vow q a now & E [ LN e Lo e . . R w 1o T f " Spectal attent ol dicpisvy and b3 County and 8¢ aps bept on hand chemicahy preparcd, von-fading bine priate . veas rates, Special rites for prings in beee quantities, ptoattontion given matl orders P Y !n» F’w J 1 t C b Flern Map and B varm 0. o sitdine AXETAND. FTA. o stincial Sione Works 4 § Thl n,hu i) 1Y Vear Electric Lizhit Plant MA (ES A PRt P 2 L4 PLECHY CLMNTNONT PRESSED RRICK 9 CALL ARD . THEIN. CAN SAVE YOU MONEY ,-_., Crushicd Pock, Sand and Cement for Sale RUILD! LIOCKS OF ALL DESCRIFTION [ ) and 1 1 alk, Gatc Posts, Flower g Q Cond § WE Deliver ¥ree of Charge & PRl R TP o i 4- ( "QF[ TIME to retire from active business and in order to do stock of Dry Goods, Notlons, etc., I am going this I am offering my entir ABSOLUTE COST of you wa ) ma $1do the work of $5, come to my ators and hy'in a 4 and Summer Googe will be sl ¢ bottom prices, including LAWSES, LINTLS. GINGHANS, PERCALES, CHANDRAYS, ryaa SILKS, SATINS, $II0ZS, HOSE. Sce My Line. My Prices Will Astonish You N. A. RIGCINS Come 'and