The Key West Citizen Newspaper, June 8, 1951, Page 4

PAGE 4 iene Sa Southernmost Corner . ee Charles Duerkes sre aes People, with’ fool proof index! me ~ and: filing systems,’who ean,” at “the. drop “of “dtiygibject from! -earthworm culture to the-H-Bomb, = dash to a cabinet ‘and Yank forth! ten Staggering stacks. of -data, have ee rg eesn. respect and deep green envy. | ach folk can délve-into a drayw-| # marked .“X" sand lay hands’ ; =iiporY Whatever the devil one files 1: just ‘wanted to ¢ wader “X”. I would never file oe anything: under “Y” because it +2. .abeminds me of the word Yes with %c.«-aRich,- for .some insane reason, =" Kei® ~nnouticers’ are wont to be- 12 iN -commercial announcements. es, 100 ‘Mueh" of ny Jife has been} ra wasted assembling -data and fix- se “ag<it-s@ it-can be found when needed. But just let me try and ind one measly smidgeon of it when the time comes. I am worse off than.old Mother Hubbard Most -of the time I cannot even} =~ + Joacate the cupboard | If I do not take notes I forget What should have been noted and if I do take notes the darn things get Tost. All I am ever able to find-in my files is stuff I do not ‘need and how it ever gets. there \. an the first place is ever a highly unentertaining mystery. A:few days back I set forth on # quest for some good, solid ma- igria] for this pillar of organized | eonfusion. I did not work like a} ev beaver because I cannot gnaw | > »dewn trees and am not very good | oe at boilding dams, but I did Ba To Baubusual amount of energy, a-eidering myvage and condition. It s€@ms I have not only lost my precious. notes but also my con ut dition. Before me in a crumpled mass are the wierd leftovers of my} labors. I have, for example, a lengthly recipe for a anese dish called Sukiyaki. Anyone in- | terested can have same by drop- | ping me a line. There is also-a phone number, THE KEY WEST CITIZEN , Fight to delete any jice-here has been de ¢ oO sppervise productio liscs, which have bee: new name—Armed Fo: cords The records will fea musical entertainment 1 be shipped to military around the world for nént of service personn: MASE RETR SEW YG The fly huttle, patented 1733, was the first i tant toward mect it tt People’s Forum The Citizen wetecom sions of the views of - ers, but the editor reserves the items which sre considered lihelons or unwar- ranted. The writers should fair and confine the Jetiers to 200. words, and write on one side of Whe ver oniy. 8S ature wf the writer must aceom » the fetters and will be Pablished un- ‘Team requested otherwise. he “APPRECIATES. AWARD” Mr. L. -P. Artman Editor, The Citizen Dear My. Artman: little noté of thanks for erous gift I receivéd fron ger you It *certdinly is appreciated and I can't thank you enough “¥ou can't imagine | thrille and surprised I was when ealled me out as winne: Citizen Award.” Each + the senior class al ward your $100 delighted to be the luck his veal rt “SN DISCS" COMING BACK HOLLY WOOD. .— (P To the needs of service hosp ecreation centers, — the ) 1 Yepartment is reactivating Worl War II “V-Dises,” The Armed f wool trade. FRIDAY, JUNE 8, 1951 | BARNEY GCOGLE AND SNUFFY SMITH Seeeccccvecaqcoeseesscces . THIMBLE THEATRE—Starrir ———— BRINGING UP FATHER » # » Scrawled on the back of a business} the cloth. Put six moth ball «# yxard from: a cocktail lounge. Doi your gas tank to ery { not ‘write for this lons of gas ‘and eliminate cart Another card is from a concern} And here is a purty poem fr specializing in “feature advertis-|a feller who avows that Vv ing”, whatever that is, and a cir-|of present meat price mong eular warning me of the danger| other things, that these li of the® Careless’ use of reducing | as apropos: as when y \ tablets. And here is a neatly typed} whomped up back: in the First letter informing me, among. other | World War: things, that some of the ancient “She seemed as plum, Gteek and Roman coins depicted peach scenes of -bathing and health cul On dress parade last Sun ture. Well, I am certainly jump- But when I. met her at ing with joy for that tip. eheach Herewith a refrain inked upon Ahe looked like. meatle the back of a blank cheek: Monday?’ “Here lies the body of William Oh, well ; Jay, ‘EL amsalso the proud ow Who died protecting his!an article on how to el Right of Way rats, a receipe for taffy, a ni He was right, dead right, as he | how to whip cream: rapidly, a re sped along, ceipe to darken hair, a faded list But he’s just as dead as if} of events that occurre: 182 he were wrong.” and a remedy for ally The scrap heap further reveals ‘Nother feller sends a heap of that the oldest musical instrument | quotes and tells me: “These she known is the bell, And that back | be sent to those (CENSORI around 1808 the U. S. Mint coined | politicians in Washington.” W a copper penny bigger than to-!I am by no means a poli day’s quarter. On one side of this) Washington, or any place pretty penny it stated; “Millions that matter, so why send q for defense, but not one cent for, to me instead of to the politicia tribute.” Anyhow, I pass along two fron Where THIS came from [LL the crop NEVER know! “It is better to’ be “It is a condition that confronts a sinner with a human heart than us, not a theory.” to be a deacon with a skunk's —Grover Cleveland gizzard.” This, scribbled on a scrap “He serves the party best who of tattle tale gray menu card serves the country best.” Other vital statistics (and aren't Rutherford B. Hayes you lucky to be learning al! these “Well, as I always say; “You things, you people you?) are never miss the lager ’til the! When brewing tea put a lump of keg runs dry”, so excuse me sugar into the teapot. Then if some now while I hunt for my oaf spills his tea it will not stain notes. ili pala schahtignibse des . I Y No Rain. No Cotton Growth! : ee CHARLES ELLIOTT, Fayetteville, Ga., and thinks oa 375-pound farmer, sits on his plow near glumly about the effect of the drought on his cotton crop. No rain has fallen on this powder- dry soil for 44 days. Normally, his cotton would be knee-high at this time of year. But now. you can hardly see the withered plants. Similar conditions Prevail elsewhere in the south, The weather bureau ip Atlanta says southern states April 24. the last general rain fel! in the (Py Photo | G’ NIGHT, DINAH] By Fred Lasswelj SET ME NOTHIN’ !! DANGLE THAT / I iN is TIN’ WINTON TO HAVE ( US TONIGHT, PAW-- TH’ PO {N'T HAD HIM @ GOOD + € i MEAL tN. T YE = — NO-THAT\ 4 ACTefe Popeye = By Tom Sims and B. Zabaly t NEVER COULD HEAR A THING / MOMMA'S: 24 GLASSES #2 EEN Your / SHE DON’ i 5 WEAR any YOU'LL HAVE I'Lt GO By George McManus os 1 DONT GET VY iT,ousTY!s / WHAT'S. THE \DEA OF THIS SILLY OUTFIT? REST GOOD FO ALL TH HOMUHS YOURE GONNA HIT TMORRUH, PUT THE WIG. oi Seer LIKE DINAH Ti ULL NAH TO \ "4 | FOOL ozaRK tant (HE DONT GET ) DINAH TOO CLOSEg { our HONEY J AWLL BE DREAMIN’ uF YUHY