Grand Rapids Herald-Review Newspaper, November 10, 1909, Page 5

Grand Mapids Weralas Published Every Wednesday By E. C. KILEY. TWO DOLLARS A YEAR IN ADVANCE Entered at the Postoffice at Grand Rapids, Minnesota, as Second. Class Matter. THE HERALD-REVIEW ISTHE Official Paper of Irasca County. RRAND RaPips, COHASSET. KEEWATIN, NASHWAUK, Official Paper of Village of HOLMAN, Oficial Paper of U. S. District Court in Bankruptey Proceedings. President Taft’s reception at Columbia, S. C., was cordial by he masses the Columbia State, one most influential papers of the South could, not disist from de- g to the days of the rebellion, a portion of that city was re- A part of the edi- Wh of t ico of the capitol, Mr. President, ooking north at the myriad of ymbols of welcome, you ow that we know the war is for the day peace was declar- it remained of the business: ity then eighty years old , brick walls and stark chimneys The torch of whose strategy was des- , had achieved a victory.” sibly a small serap of “ancient may not come amiss at this The writer hereof was a of Sherman’s “victorious” The confederates had placed of bales of cotton along street, the principal busi- et of the city, to which they e torch before a single man hirelings” had enter- ity. Sherman’s soldiers did their power to extinguish the mes for the purpose of saving the m, which was at that time worth me dollar a pound. A very arose from the northwest ch swept the flames across a por- on of the handsome city, despite the s of the soldiers and the local Some time after the d claims were presented ess by Wade Hampton, then States Senator from that ing for indemnity, invading army” with & set out fires indiscriminately inish that original ‘cess- General Sher- ed before an examining idence about as above to this day no further ave been presented. _— Lincoln’s g wind ero firemen ions.” Johnson have entered to put up a race fight less, for the yionship of the world. ing hippodrome fake} cent entertain-} varison with the wrangle | between Peary and the possession of the | If either or both of | arrived at the goal of | on, why in thunder did-| a sliver or piece | even tell us| rowing tree; or a} ies of wood; or| ore or thirty now on ng back om it; or ollow steel tube; or what | and diameter at/ and how high was | tes flag pulled up the} polar bear or seal will have to le proof, even re compelled to make the of this ot sucker | Th people ‘ain of your child- irl who had the am-| the head of her lasses, recently became insane, and her way to the asylum>took her Don’t push and jam your child- too fast Don’t expect to rush university before they passed babyhood—you do them unalterable harm. Better al- low them more time to develop their at football, not expect them to complete a collegiate course be- fore they have arrived at the age of manhood and womanhood. ee “Someone said that dancing makes a girl's feet large. It is also said t ice cream makes freckles, drink- pop makess her hasty, eating cho- chewing gum very mouthy. rs are of the opinion that lean- ng on the front gate produces rheu- matism as well as lights turned down low make dreamy eyes.”—If the fel- ow who perpetrated that slanderous nsnunation were to land in this town he would never reach Bemidji. Our young ladies do not plead guilty to a single count contained in the above paragraph. a Many of our exchanges are growl- ing about the pranks perpetrated by eur youngsters on Hollowe’en. Those kickers possibly have forgotten that they were once within the ranks of mischievous boys and how much fun i was when they could transfer signs An Iowa to star to the have scarcely muscles Doct and overturn everything lose at both ends and make their getaway For shame, give the boys a chance to play even with you. PNET SES RES SE Frank Ansley presented the edi- tor of the Mesaba Ore, at Hibbing, with a great, big, fat, juicy wild goose that he had harvested in North Da- kota, and the quill pusher has the immaculate gall te say in his paper that it was the principal dish upon the editorial family table. Well, well; a little thing like that a prin- cipal dish on an editor’s table!! y See Piha OI» ES The provical goyernmert of Can- ada will appeal to parliment for au- thority to construct and maintain cruisers and torpedo boat destroyers, but whether to go into commission on her sea cost or on the great lakes is not| stated. If on the latter they will be transferred to the U. S. navy as soon as Canada is annexed to Uncle Sam’s domain. pee SG a The battle ship North Dakota, on her trial trip has proven to be the fasted vessel of the Dreadnaught type afloat, having developed a maxium speed of 22.25 knots per hour equal to a fraction of over 26 statute miles. She is the finest ship of her class afloat, the Deleware,, her sis- ter ship, being a close second. ———.___. Ransom Metcalf has disposed of the Two Harbors Iron News and _ will Horace Greeley it in the west and grow up with the country. He is an old timer in the range region and will be sadly’ missed from among the newspaper boys. fe Saturday was a great day for foot- ball. Three players were killed out- right and a score more were serious- ly injured. While football is ac- knowledged to be a very destructive article, wait until reports come in after the hunting ‘season. ea Ey The late Marshall Field had as one of his mottos: “Nothing except the mint can make money without advertising.” That is a good enough motto to stand at the head of every newspaper and inscribed on the walls of every business office. Pi SSE Oe It was reported a few days ago that Theodore Rosevelt had been accident- ly killed in Africa. Now it is de- nied. When Theodore gets his bongo! he will have brought to earth every type of animal in Africa—according to reports. Si Ree ES Eh Next Saturday the Gophers _ will meet the Wisconsin foot ball team at Madison, and if they succeed in defeating that aggregation they will be denominated the western cham- pions, Let us hope for their suc- cess, REE? Pen fo ae a The flour output of Minneapolis for October was 1,970,728 barrels. If it were not for Minnesota’s aid a large portion of the people of the world would be gnawing corn dogders. Pe RSE LON AR “King Edward VII. celebrated his sixty-eighth birthday yesterday. He is enjoying very robust health and it is hoped that he may sit upon the throne of England for years to come. $71. The Eveleth soldier boys want a good place in which to drill and it| is possible that they will skirmish the means to erect an armory. 2S SS SENSES Premiums to Be Paid. H. E. Graffam, secretary of the Itasca County Agricultural society, Rives it out that the reason why the premiums awarded at the recent fair halve mot been paid is for the want of sufficient funds. The board of county commissioners meet on the 16 inst. when it is hoped that sufficient money will be appropridted to pay all premiums in full. A portion of the money for that purpose is now in the hands of the association. Music, Birds and Snakes. Exceptional love of music would re- dound to the credit of any other living creature as indicative of refined taste, but im the maligned snake ever this artistic attribute is a mark of deroga- tion. Our own Quakers, for example, take up and indorse the diatribe of Epiphanius against the flute-players. “Observe the figure that the player makes in blowing. Does he not bend himself up and down to the right hand and the left, like unto the ser- pent? These forms hath the Devil used to manifest his blasphemy against things heavenly, to destroy things upon earth, to encompass the world, capturing right and left such as lend an ear to his seductions.” And so on. But not a word do we hear in condemnation of the unregenerate birds that carol heedlessly even while the minister is painting the horrors of an unmentionable place.—North American Review. Described. “Pa, what is meant by a nervous wreck?” “A nervous wreck, my boy, is some- thing that a woman says she is every time she gets a headache.”—Detroit Free Press. difference? An exchange asks: “Whose busi- ness is it to repair the town pump?” —Don’t have one and there will be no need for repairs. —a——— Ex-Governor Lind declares that he does not care to become governor of Minnesota again. He can accumulate more lucre as a practitioner of the law. poR eC Bea Re og Frank A. Day and Theodore M. Knappen are to write a biography of the late Govenor Johnson. They are capable and we opine that more than one edition will pass through the presses. pate ea What's the use worring over Uncle Joe Cannon. It’s as well to let him die im the speaker’s chair as it would be to kill him off; and, besides, you save ammunication—unless a club is used. He chess er ee RESTS Tom L. Johnson who was Mayor of Cleveland four terms, and who fought for and obtained three cent street car fare, was recently defeated When will such an issue attack Grand Rapids? REE ACY iia a The Little Falls Herald of last week issued an eight-page extra, illustrat- ing with half-tone cuts, many indus- tries of Morrison county, Minn.—It is a very creditable publication, deser ing a wide distribution. Lae SETS: & The sale of cigarettes is prohibit- ed by law in the state of Minnesota, but still their noxious'order permeate the ozone: The dealers must have had a multitudious stock to dispose of of before going out of the business. pe SCA Aitkin Independant: While drilling for an artisian well in that village iron ore was struck at a depth of 167 feet and when that paper went to press the drill had entered the ore body to a depth of twenty-five feet. BSCE OK NER as The open season for the killing of big game is upon us this day. “Wond- er who may become the Liars” in the game? Will Nisbett has spoken his piece regarding geese and ducks and may become an as- pirant for higher honors. paar Gh Sa Ss BR, The most interested person in the problem of good roads is the prover- bial tramp. He can tell you where the money should be spent, as he has put his foot into every mud puddle and stubbed his weary toes against every rock and root within his pre- ambulating sphere. ———————___—_. Recently someone toook a shot at a school house filled with a schoolmam and a lot of children and didn’t hit a soul. Poor marksmanship. Up in this big game region it is not an un- common occurence for some city al- leged marksman to kill or maim some fellow -being at almost every shot. 2 ESS An exchipee remarks that G>- h«s been 1 ¢ successful than i; Enropean pewer in preven ig or coaxing her p ople to remai ? | home. 881 202,900 Gevra came too United States. In tous] only 70.4 eame over. That's © ily aceoua ed fcr—nearly the whole bunch are already here. ea esata oe Ne A real prince was born in an At- lantic city garret amongst poverty and filth. His father can trace hi lineage back to Mohammed. In a few years some female Vanderbilt or Gould or scme other millionaire’s daughter may purchase him and then he may continue his life on oysters, hain and exys 391 ease. Se President Taft is on the home stretch of his swinging through the West and South. He ate “possum and sweet taters, ” met the president of Mexico, went off U. S. territory and returned without being assas- sinated, and when he returns to Washington he will step on the hay scales. How do you want to bet on his avordupois? es ag Nearly every person who owns 2 piece cr parcel of land about this iron impregnaled region is -boreing for the precious metal, and it would be a hard matter to purchase a cem- etery lot unless there were a clause incorporated in the deed reserving the iron which might be discovered underneath the regulation six foot depth. One dosen’ even know where the is to be buried where he will stick. p RENARD ESRD It took the government several years to supress the Louisiana state lottery scheme. Wouldn’t it be quite a boomerang act if these same lottery fellows would appear to the supreme court of the United States regarding the legality of Uncle Sam conducting land lotteries? You pay “Prince of | your money, get your ticket, get nix and no money back. 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