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from woman’s ailments are invited to write to the names and addresses here given, for positive proof that Lydia E. Pinkham’s ‘Vegetable Compound does cure female ills. e Tumor Removed. Chicago, Ill.=Mrs, Alvena Sperling, 11 Lang- don Street. Lindley, Ind.=Mrs. May Fry. Kinsley, Kans.—Mrs. Stella Gifford Beaman. Scott, N.Y.=Mrs. S. J. Barber. ile, N.Y.=Mrs. Wm, Boughton. rs, W.K.Housh ,7EastviewAv Mrs. Emma Imse, 883 1st Change of Life. South Bend, Ind.=Mrs, Fred Certia, 1014 S. __ Lafayette Street. Noah, Kentucky.=Mrs. Lizzie Holland. Broolifield, Mo.=Mrs. Sarah Lousignont, 207 8. Market St. Paterson, N.J.=Mrs. Wm. Somerville, 195 Hamburgh Avenue. Philadelphia, Pax Mrs. K. E. Garrett, 2407 North Garnet Street. Kewaskum, Wis.=Mrs. Carl Dahlke. Maternity Troubles. Worcester, Mass.= Mrs. Dosylva Coté, 117 Southgate Street. Indianapolis, Ind.=Mrs. A. P. Anderson, 1207 E. Pratt Street. Big Run, Pa.=Mrs. W. E. Pooler. Atwater Station, 0.=Mrs. Anton Muelhaupt. Cincinnati, Ohio.=Mrs. E. H. Maddocks, 2135 Gilbert Avenue. Mogadore, Ohio.=Mrs. Lee Manges, Box 131. Dewittville, N.Y.=Mrs. A. A. Giles. Johnstown, N. Y.=Mrs. Homer N. Seaman, 108 E. Main Street. Burtonview, Ill.=Mrs. Peter Langenbahn. Avoid Operations. Hampstead, Md.=Mrs. Jos. H. a , Adrian, Ga.=Lena V. Henry, Route No. 3. Indianapolis, Ind.=Bessie V. Piper, 29 South Addison Street. Louisville, Ky.=Mrs, Sam Lee, 3523 Fourth St. South West Harbor, Maine. = Mrs. Lillian Robbins, Mt. Desert Light Station. Detroit, Mich. =Mrs. Frieda Rosenau, 544 Meldrum Avenue, German. Organic Displacements. Mozier, Ills.=Mrs. Mary Ball. Ligonier, Ind.=Mrs. Eliza Wood, R.F.D. No. 4. Melbourne jowa. = Mrs, Clara Watermann, . io. Le Bardstown, K; Mrs. Joseph Hall. Lewiston, Malne,=3rs. Henry Cloutier, 56 ‘Oxford Street. Minneapolis, Minn.<Mrs. John G. Moldan, 2115 Second Street, N. Shamrock, Mo.=Josié Ham, R.F.D. No. 1; Box 22. Marlton, N.J.=Mrs, Geo. Jordy, Route No.3, Box 40. Chester, Ark.=Mrs. Ella Wood. Ocilla, Ga.=—Mri A. Cribb. Pendleton, Ind.: May Marshall, R.R.44. Cambridge, Neb.=Mrs. Nellie Moslander. S Painful Periods. Goshen, Ala.=Mrs.W, T. Dalton, Route No.3. Chicago, Il.=Mrs. Wm. ‘Tully, 465 Ogden Av. Paw Paw, Mich.=Mrs. Emma Draper. Flushing, Mich.=Mrs, Burt Loyd, R. F.D. ‘No.8; caro of D. A. Sanborn, Coffeeville, Miss.=Mrs. S. J. Jones, Cincinnati, Oh: rs. Flora Abr, 1362 Ernst Street. BiG Cleveland, Ohio =Miss Lizzie Steiger, 5510 Fleet Avenue, 8.E. Wesleyville, Pa.=Mrs. Maggie Ester,R.F.D.1. Dyersburg,Tenn.=Mrs. Lue Hilliard, R.R. 1. Hayfield, Va.=Mrs. Mayme Windle. Irregularity. Herrin, I1.=Mrs. Chas, Folkel. Winchester, Ind. irs. May Deal. Dyer, Ind.=Mrs. . Oberloh, R. F.D. No.1. Baltimore, Md.=Mrs. W. 8. Ford, 1938 Lans- downe Street. Roxbury, Mass,=Mrs. Francis Merkle,13 Field Street. =Miss Anna Wallace. io,<Mrs. Ella Michael, R-F.D.3. Mrs. ida Hale, Box 25, Na- ry Home. Lebanon, Pa.—Mrs. Harry L. Rittle, 233 Leb- man Street. Sykes, Tenn.=Minnie Hall. Detroit,Mich.—Mrs. Louise Jung,332Chestnut Bt. Ovarian Trouble. ‘ Vincennes, Ind.=Mrs. Syl. B. Jerauld, 608 N. Tenth Street. Gardiner, Maine.=Mrs. 8. A. Williams, R. F. D.No. 14; Box 39. Philadelphia, Pa.—Mrs. Chas. Boell, 2407 N. Garnet Stre Plattsburg, Miss.=MissVernaWilkes,R.F.D.1. ale Weakness: Fem: Willimantic, Conn.=Mrs. Etta Donovan, Box 299. ‘Woodside, Idaho.=Mrs. Rachel Johnson. Rockland, Maine.= Mrs, Will Young, 6 Col- umbia Avenue. Scottville, Mich.=Mrs.J.G.Johnson, R.F.D.3. Dayton, Ohio.=Mrs. F. R. Smith, 431 Elm St. Erie, Pa.=Mre J. P. Endlich, R. F. D. No.7. Beuver Falls, Pa.=Mrs. W. P. Boyd, 2109 Seventh Avenue. Fairchance, Pa,=Mrs. I. A. Dunham, Box 152, Fort Hunter, Pa.=Mrs, Mary Jane Shatto. Hast Earl, Pa Mrs. Augustus Lyon, K-F-D.2 Vienna, W. Va.=Mrs. Emma Wheaton. Nervous Prostration. Oronogo, Mo.=Mrs. Mae McKnight. Camden, N.J.=Mrs. Tillie Waters, 451 Liber- ty Street. Joseph, Oregon.=Mrs. Alice Huffman. Philadélphia, Pa. = Mrs. John Johnston, 210 Siegel Street. Christiana, Tenn.=Mrs. Mary Wood, R.F. D. (0. 3. Pecos, Texas.=Mrs. Ada Young Eggleston. Graniteville, Vt.<Mrs. Chas. Barclay, R.F.D. These women are only a few of thousands of living witnesses of + FOR A DOLL SEEING WASHINGTON FROM THE RUBBER-NECK MOTOR. “Humor” HandedOut inLarge Chunks, But the Visitors Are a Somewhat Unappreciative Lot and Refuse to Laugh. The managers of the Washington rubberneck motor car advertise that it costs a dollar to “see Washington.” They’re mistaken. You get your dol- lar’s worth from the spieler’s jokes. Seeing Washing- ton is thrown in for good measure. The man in chargeof the wait- ing room takes the whole proposi- tion most serious- ly, which, after all, is quite the correct view, as you discover after the first few minutes of navigation. “The company supplies all the trim- mings?” you inquire as you buy the ticket. “There’s a good spieler to tell us all about it?” “We employ an exceedingly compe- tent lecturer, sir,” is the reproving reply, “to describe the places of inter- est that the car passes, including the former homes of Dolly Madison, Charles Sumner and Daniel Webster, as well as the British embassy, the—” Whereupon you flee, leaving him still talking. The lecturer proves to be a slender young man, with a scraggly mustache, a serious face, a mouth very full of teeth and a voice out of all propor- tion to the rest of his person. The lecture proceeds with ease and precision. You might almost think yourself listening to a Burton Holmes travelogue in Convention, hall, when, without warning, with no change of voice, tone or expression: “Upon the left the brick house di- rectly opposite is the home of Speak- er Cannon. You will observe the con- spicuous chimneys upon the ends. They are to furnish drafts for Uncle Joe’s cigars.” the power of Lydia E. Pinkham’s Vegetable Compound to cure female diseases. Not one of these women ever received compensation in any form for the use of their names in this advertisement — but are will- ing that we should refer to them because of the good they may do other suffering women to prove that Lydia E. Pinkham’s Vegetable Compound is a reliable and honest medicine, and that the statements made in our advertisements regarding its merit are the It’s all so extremely serious that no- body ventures a smile. Very likely nobody has noticed it. The monotone goes on: “Directly in front of the au-to-mo- bile is the Army and Navy club, the we truth and nothing but the truth. haunt of veterans of bottles and bat- A flavoring that is used the same as lemon or vanilla. By dissolving granulated sugar in water and adding Mapleine, a delicious syrup is made and a syrup betterthan maple. : Mapleine is sold by grocers. If not send 85c for | continues, 2oz. bot. and recipe book. Crescent Mfg. Co., Seattle. | “the city home of John R. McLain. -| tles.” More serious gazes. “We are approaching,” the spieler after a moment's delay, Observe the jail-like effect of the Many a man is an expert hand at putting his foot in it. id Canada Sap is the stuff. Hot waffi Do You Love Your Child? Then protect it from the dan- gers of croup to which every child is subject. Keep DR.D.JAYNE’S EXPECTORANT in your home all the time, then you’re ready for the sudden attacks of croup and colds. Neglect may cost you the life of your child. It’s safest to be on your guard. Dr. D. Jayne’s Expectorant is the best remedy known for croup; it gives quickest relief. Sold everywhere in three size bottles $1.00, 50c, 25 SICK HEADACHE Positively cured by these Little Pills. They also relieve Dis tress {from Dyspepsia, In- digestion and Too Hearty Eating. A perfect rem- edy for Dizziness, Nau- sea, Drowsiness, Bad Taste in the Mouth, Coat ed Tongue, Pain in the Side, TORPID LIVER. They regulate the Bowels. Purely Vegetable. SMALL PILL. SMALL DOSE, SMALL PRICE. Genuine Must Bear Fac-Simile Signature ftewttord REFUSE SUBSTITUTES, The difference remember this— it may ‘save your life. Cathartics, bird shot and cannon ball pills—tea spoon doses of cathartic medicines all depend on irritation of the bowels until they sweatenough to move. Cas- carets strengthen the bowel muscles so they creep and crawl naturally. This means a cure and only through Cascarets can you get it quickly and naturally. 830 Cascarets—l0c box—week’s treat- ment. All druggists. Biggest seller in the world—million boxes a month. ONION SEE Per Salzer’s catalog page 129. Largest growers of onion and vegetable pecan in The world. Big catalog free: or, send 16¢ in stamps and receive catalog an tooo kernels each of onions, carrots, celery, Tadishes, 1500 each lettuce, rutabaga, tur- nips, 100 parsley, 100 tomatoes, 100 melons, 1200 charming flower seeds, in all 10,000 kernels, easily worth $1.00 of any man’s money. Or, send 200 and we will add one pkg. of Earliest Peep O'Day Sweet Corn, SALZER SEED CO., BoxW, LaCrosse, Wis. Too many men attempt.to run the/house. I leave it to you to decide country instead of attending to their |how long he is in for.” own affairs. The motor crowd is unmoved. “The house upon the right was de- signed by a woman. There are people mean enough to say it looks it.” Beware of Ointments for Catarrh that Contain Mercury, as mercury will surely destroy the sense of smell and completely derange the whole system when Not a ripple. entering it through the mucous surfaces. Such “In the bureau of engraving and articles should never be used except on prescrip- uutable physicians, as the damage they | printing yonder where the currency is fold to the good you can possibly de- i hill is Halts Catarmh Cure, manufactured | ade, a single dollar iy ‘e rath: at probably by F. J. Cheney & Co., Toledo, O., contains no mer- be counted 54 times. cury, and {fs taken internally, acting directly upon : s the blood and mucous surfaces of the system. In|accounts for why it is so difficult to buying Hall’s Catarrh Cure be sure you get the get. ” genuine. It is taken internally and made in Toledo. “s Ohio, b: Cheney & Co. Testimonials free. Bold by gists. Pri per bottle, Take Hall’s Family Pills for constipation, The audience is glummer than be- fore. Apparently the solemnity has worked in so that everybody is afraid to talk. “The house on the corner—not the one with the i-ron bars”’—it is one of the rules of the spielers’ union to say If youare afflicted with Asthma write|“!T0n"—“is the home of Representa- me at once and learn something for|tive and Mrs. Longworth. Mrs. Long- which you will be grateful the rest of} worth is the president’s daughter. It your life. Chi iedler, New Ulm, Minn }jg ynderstood that she will have the color of the ivy on the house changed soon to Alice blue.” The car is on the verge of tears. PILES CUKE) N 6 TO 14 DAYS. For the first time the spieler takes Of ecntnn, Blind, Bledding of Prosading Plies | official cognizance of the attitude to- 6 to 14 days or money refunded. 50c. ward his witticisms. “T may say here,” he continues, still solemn, “that there are no blue laws in the District of Columbia. The lid is ‘oches” give relief | Off. You may laugh with impunity at & Troubles. A sim-| jokes.” <. Samples sent 53 Brown &Son, Boston, Mass, People who try to stand prosperity are foolish. They should sit down and take it easy. Asthmatics, Read This. An umbrella dealer says there are lots of hold-ups on rainy days. Don’t be a _ grouch_ generator; grouches have no market value, “Brown's Bronchi: in Bronchis ple remedy. free by John “We may,” says the. man in the back seat, “but we can’t. Drive on.” But the lecturer hasn’t even no- ticed him.. His expression never varies. “The iarge building with brass rail- ings immediately to the left—”’ There’s a man who will make his mark some day unless they catch him U. 8S. SHEEP DIP ONLY 75¢ PER GALLON. | 20d bury him under a government job. N. W. Hide & Fur Co., Minneapolis, Minn. Money is the thing wives look for while husbands sleep. High price for furs and sell leather cheap. N. W. Hide & Fur C Minneapolis, Minn. Any woman can take a hint—if dis- guised as a “beauty hint.” We believe we never knew a black- guard who was not very critical. Society Girl Chooses Stage. Much interest is being displayed in SOILED FE NG GOWNS, DRESSES, Washington social circles in the forth- Tothing, ete, should not be'thrown aside] Come 2ppearance of Miss Flora Wil but sent by express to Nevens Co., 609 Hen-| S0n, daughter of.the secretary of agri- Fh pore abnnenolss Cerne <tr culture, in concert this season. She pressed just like new. Write for prices today. | has given up a social career as a cabi- If fathers could be sons to them-|.2¢t hostess for a professional career. selves what good sons they would be! From the concert stage this season she expects to progress to the grand Children just love Gee Whiz yrup on bread./ opera stage next season. She has for A single man is doubly attractive—|Mve years been a diligent pupil of to a spinster. Jean de Reszke, the great tenor, in Paris, and has prepared herself for grand opera with a repertory of many operas. Although she has been home for four weeks, she has taken no pari in any affairs given for her father, and has allowed none to be given for her, as she is observing the strictest disci pline as to her health and strength for her concert appearances in the spring She will be heard here about the mid dle of the month. —_$________. Progress in Massachusetts. Massachuretts last election showeé a “no-license~ majority of 18,71( votes; 20 of her 33 cities are withoui saloons, and so are 260 of her 32] towns. 1 portant Duties of Physicians and the Well-Informed of the World is to learn as to the relative standing and reliability of the leading manufactur- ers of medicinal agents, as the most eminent physicians are the most careful as to the uniform quality and perfect purity of remedies prescribed by them, and it is well known to physicians and the Well-Informed generally that the California Fig Syrup Co., by reason of its correct methods and perfect equipment and the ethical character of its product,has attained to the high standing in scientific and commercial circles which is accorded to successful and reliable houses only, and, therefore, that the name of the Company has become a guarantee of the excellence of its remedy. TRUTH AND QUALITY appeal to the Well-Informed in every walk of life and are essential to permanent suc- cess and creditable standing, therefore we wish to call the attention of all who would enjoy good health, with its blessings, to the fact that it involves the questien of right living with all the term implies. With proper knowledge of what is best each hour of recreation, of enjoyment, of contemplation and of effort may be made to contribute to that end and the use of medicines dispensed with generally to great advantage, but as in many instances a simple, wholesome remedy may be invaluable if taken at the proper time, the California Fig Syrup Co. feels ‘that it is alike important to present truthfully the subject and to supply the one perfect laxative remedy which has won the appoval of physicians and the world-wide acceptance of the Well-Informed, because of the excellence of the combination, known to all, and the original method of manufac- ture, which is known to the California Fig Syrup Co. only. This valuable remedy has been long and favorably known under the name of— Syrup of Figs—and has attained to world-wide acceptance as the most excellent of family laxatives, and as its pure laxative principles, obtained from Senna, are well known to physicians and the Well-Informed of the world to be the best of natural laxatives, we have adopted the more elaborate name of—Syrup of Figs and Elixir of Senna—as more fully descriptive of the remedy, but doubtless it will always be called for by the shorter name of Syrup of Figs—and to get its beneficial effects always note, when purchasing, the full name of the Company — California Fig Syrup Co.— plainly printed on the front of every package, whether you simply call for— Syrup of Figs—or by the full name—Syrup of Figs and Elixir of Senna—as—Syrup of Figs and Elixir of Senna—is the one laxative remedy manufactured by the California Fig Syrup Co. and the same heretofore known by the name— Syrup of Figs— which has given satisfaction to millions. The genuine is for sale by all leading druggists throughout the United States,in original packages of one size only, the regular price of which is fifty cents per bottle. Every bottle is sold under the’ general guarantee of the Company, filed with the Secretary of Agriculture, at, Washington, D. C., that the remedy is not adulterated or misbranded within the meaning of the Food and Drugs Act, June 30th, 1906. CALIFORNIA FIG SYRUP CO. San Francisco, Cal. USAC London, England. ) One of the Im —IaE INGORPORATED New York, N. Y. {1} Louisville, Ky. If you do you can get it. If you are anxious to get into closer touch with your friends, with the family doctor, with the store, with the post office, or with the cotton buyer, you can do it with a telephone at hand. If you want to make the farm a more livable place, if you want to protect your home, you can do it by installing a telephone. If you will cut out this advertisement, write your name and address on the margin and mail it to-day to our nearest house, we will send you at once a copy of our Free Bulletin No. 109 on ‘*How to Build Rural Telephone Lines” This Bulletin explains clearly how a rural telephone system is built and operated, and it also contains full information as to costs. In a Farmer’s Mutual Company a few day’s labor and a.cash investment of about $25. per subscriber; will purchase all material and build an absolutely standard system. A Rural Telephone is an investment, not an expense. The telephone which enables you to sell ten bales of cotton at 4 cent per pound more than the traveling buyer offers you, has paid for its en- tire cost. If you have some hay down all ready to go in, it is worth something to have a telephone with which to call on Neighbor Smith ‘‘for a lift” before the storm breaks. The Rural Telephone pays for itself each year and we have brought the initial cost within the reach of every farmer. _ Present prices are especially favorable and thousands of Farmers’ Mutual Com- panies are now organizing so as to build their lines this Spring. Write us to-day. WESTERN ELECTRIC SommaNY | This Book Sent Free i ecm cee Northern and Westera Cftices Atlanta ansas City : Boston Philadelphia Cincinnati Portsmouth Geet Mcee: Cheeses: (eo... Pissere Dallas Saint Louis J,ovoodo Western Electric Telephones Denver — in use in the United States to-day, Toa Apa les: Saltlaks City Raral Telephones a specialty Omaha Seattle pL aR we first offered to the world jou Indianapolis Savannah 320 Acres °nhs** IN WESTERN CANADA WILL MAKE YOU RICH ‘2 Fifty bushels pes acre have been grown. General averagegreaterthan in any other part o} the continent. Under new regulations it is possible to secure a homestead of 160 acre: free, and additional 160 acres at $3 per acre wh ‘the promises Now all doubts are removed. and today the first America every- where are Dianting Salzer’s Billion Dollar Grass to their fullest satisfaction. Eset conte but Ge to 80 por acroand the yield is seldom under G't0 12 tone of magaili- ALFALFA AND OTHER PURE CLOVER SEED < Ex. Gov. Hoard of Wisconsin from 30 acres sown to Salzer’s 20th tpiet a iS Clover har Of over §50.00 per acre. Our 40th Century stralne Of Alfalfa; Modiam, amaoth Hod’ asd ee WE ANE HeLDGUneres cok meetin rs WE ARE HEADQUARTERS FOR AGRICULTURAL COLLEGE SEEDS Such as Barle; Flax, Oats and Wheat especially recommended and introduced by the ri }} cultural Colleges of Wisconsin, lows, North Dakota, Minnesota, South Dakota, ete.) * © ‘We are the est growers of ve; apts! ye operati 5000 acres. late gotable seeds we believe in America, ‘We warrant our coeds to produce the earllest, nest, vegetables grown, Our seeds aro money makers. Catalog tells why we have the largest Seed Potato trade In the worid— one of our ocliars holding over 60,000 bushels alone. ‘Try our 35 packages earliest vegetable seeds postpaid for $1.00. WORTH $10.00 OF ANY MAN'S MONEY For 10cin ‘we mnafl free of all cost samples of 8ilver King Barley, yielding 173 bu. per acre: Woocer- with thhctey Slave, sresoitoloreter say sas of whine. 31 1% beommee socilzasted Un rone of whic farm, will be worth 6i( 4 tart therewith. — bend 140 and weadd a sample “The development of the country has made marvelous strides, It is a revelation, a rec- ord of conquest by settiement that is remark- able.”—Extract from correspondence of a National Editor, who visited Canada in August last. The grain crop of 1908 will net many farmers $20.00 to $25.00. per acre. Grain: raising, mixed farming and dairying are the principal industries. Climate is excel lent; social conditions the best; railway ad vantages unequalled;schools, churches ane markets close at hand. Land may also bt ‘of any man’s money to geta 6 farm seed novel! 7 ; purchased from railway and land companies ity never seen before by you. SALZER SEED CO. LA CROSSE. 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