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steady few more Conductors and Motormen. An able-bodied man, gence and a common school education, can learn the work with about ten days’ practice, and then he has a trade at which he can always find steady employ- work the year round, regardless of sea- | HaLu’s Catarra CuRE. Is ita Catarrh Remedy, or a Tonic, or is it Both? - Some call Peruna a great tonic, (oe Peruna as a Great catarrh remedy. Which of these people are right! Is it more proper to call Peruna a ca- tarrh remedy than to call it a tonic? Our reply is, that Peruna is both a tonic and a catarrh remedy. Indeed, there can be no effectual catarrh rem- edy that is not-also.a tonic, In order to thoroughly relieve any case of catarrh, a remedy must not only have a specific action on the mu- cous membranes affected by the ca- tarrh, but it must have a general tonic action on the nervous system, Catarrh, even in persons who are otherwise strong, is a weakened con- dition of re mucous membrane. There must be something to strength- en the circulation, to give tone to the arteries, and to raise the vital forces, Perhaps no vegetable remedy in the world has attracted so much attention from medical writers as HYDRASTIS CANADENSIS. The wonderful effi- cacy of this herb has been many years, and is growing in its hold upon the medical profession. When joined with CUBEBS and COPAIBA a trio of medical agents is formed in Pe- rune which constitutes a rem: edy for catarrh that in the present state of medical progress cannot be forced by such renowned tonics as COLLINSONIA CANADENSIS, COR- YDALIS FORMOSA and CEDRON SEED, ought to make this compound an ideal remedy for catarrh in all its stages and locations in the body. From a theoretical standpoint, there- fore, Peruna is beyond criticism. The use of Peruna, confirms this opinion. Numberless testimonials from every quarter of the earth furnish ample evidence that this judgment is not over enthusiastic. When practical ex perience confirms a well-grounded the- ory the result is a truth that cannot be We can’ give employment to a with average intelli- ment as long as he conducts himself properly. Car men always have steady sons or weather, and if they are indus- trious and steady can earn from $75 to $85 per month. ‘here is no danger of be- ing laid off on account of the work clos- ing down; very little danger of wages being reduced in case of hard times, and no lost time on account of rainy days. Men at this work earn about as much as they would receive at ey outdoor work if paid at the rate of $3.00 to $4.00 per day, when the time lost at other kinds of work is considered. We: pay 21 cents per hour to start with the first year, and from that up to 25 cents per hour at the end of five years. Duluth Street Railway Company. D. C. Moore, Superintendent. Call at the office of the company, lith Avenue West and Michigan Street, Du- luth, Minn., at 9 o’clock a. m., or address as above. Too Practical. “Don’t you think she‘has a plaintive voice?” “Yes, indeed. I always want to cry when I hear her. Her voice. affects me just as raw onions do.” STaTE oF Onto, City or ToLEDo, ss. Luoas County. Franxx J. Cuenzy makes oath that he is sentor artner of the firm of F. J. Cuenzy & Co,, doing msiness in the City of Toledo, County and State aforesaid. and that said firm will pay the sum of ONE HUNDRED DOLLARS for each and eve case of CATARRH that cannot be cured by the use FRANK J. CHENEY. Sworn to before me and subscribed in my pres ence, this 6th day of December, A. D. 1886. —— A.W. GLEASON, } sxax | Notary Pusiio. Hall's Catarrh Cure is taken internally and scte Girectly on the blood and mucous surfaces of the system. Send for testimonials, free. F. J. CHENEY & CO., Toleco, Bold by all Druggists, 75c. Take Hall's Family Pills for constipation. The Old Coquette. “When my rescuer appeared the robbers ran away.” “And the rescuer?” “He ran after the robbers.” HIDES, PELTS AND WOOL. To get full value, ship to the old reliable N. W. Hide & Fur Co., Minneapolis, Minn. No Chicken. Patience—I saw her in bathing, and it is a fact that she has web-feet. Patrice—There! I always said she was no chicken! McMURRAY’S VANILLA, Worth a dollar a drop, sold by all grocers at a low price. A round-shouldered man is of great use in a community, for the sight of him makes others straighten up. Many a silent man gets credit for being wise because he can’t think of anything to say. CREAM AND POULTRY. Top prices, quick returns, square deal. Ship tous to-day. Write for tags & prices. R. E. COBB, St. Paul, Minn. Which goes the faster after being broken—a thoroughbred colt or a $10 bill? It takes more than a gracious man- ner in the meeting'to make up for a grouchy way in the home. “GOLD SEAL” OIL CLOTHING. Best made. If your dealer does not have the “Gold Seal” apply to, Goodyear Rub- ber Co., St. Paul, Minn. . A little care for others is worth a lot of prayer for them. Drink Palace No. 4 Japan Tea. Positive- ly the best, in 1-lb. and %4-Ib. pkgs. Ask your grocer. A. F. Behnke & Co., St. Paul. If there are no distant relations at a@ man’s funeral it’s a safe bet that he ESRIIIAND) \ died poor. DODDS.’ SEND 25 CENTS, STAMPS OR COIN for guaranteed bedbug and cockroach exter minator. Nothing equals it, lasts 6 months, R. Chem Co., 24 E. 4th St. St. Paul, Minn. Nothing pleases a little man more than an opportunity to crack a big whip. A DELICIOUS THING. Canada Sap on a nice plate of hot cakes. “Ask the man” at the grocery store. Don’t fight the shams of the world too seriously; the sham will wear you out, and live long after you are dead. “JACOBS OIL CONQUERS AIN POR STIFFNESS, SORENESS, SPRAIN OR BRUISE, NOTHING IS BETTER THAT YOU CAN USES LUMBAGO’S PAIN, RHEUMATIC TWINGE, YOUR BACK FEELS LIKE A RUSTY HINGE SCIATIC ACHES ALL PLEASURES SPOIL, FOR HAPPINESS USE ST. JACOBS OIL. 25e.—ALL DRUGGISTS—5O0e. One trial will convince you that will relieve soreness and stiffness quicker and easier than any other preparation sold for that arog ° tt penetrates to the bone. ‘quickens the blood, drives away fatigue and gives strength and elasticity to the muscles. Thousands use Sloan's Liniment for rheumatism, neuralgia, toothache sprains, contracted muscles, stiff joints, cuts, bruises, burns, cramp gos ‘or colic and insect stings. PRICE 25¢,50¢, & ® MEN WANTED, |WHAT IS PE-RU-NA?)PIE AND PRESIDENCY | SECRETARY CORTELYOU FOND OF THE PASTRY. New England Press Comments on Psychological and Political Ques- tions Involved in Connection With Appetite. Presidential candidates on the Re publican side cannot fail to note the earnestness with which the Boston Transcript and other New England journals sieze upon the fact that the Hon. George B. Cortelyou is a regular and discriminating consumer of pie at luncheon, Since the publication of details concerning the leading fac- tors in Mr. Cortelyou’s midday re- past, the press of New England has been teeming with comment upon the psychological and political questions involved. Some of the Yankee papers insinuate that the publication of the Cortelyou luncheon menu meant the launching of the Cortelyou presiden- tial boom, while others think the rev- elation of ‘Mr. Cortelyou’s pie eating proclivities makes him ipso facto and par excellence, the New England can- didate. From either point of view the pie discovery assumes political im- portance. “There may be much in this apparently simple fact,” observes che Boston Transcript, with typical | conservatism. Much? Decidedly much, when the truth is grasped that it is mince pie that attracts the sec- retary of the treasury. From an “ap- parently simply fact” the discovery as- sumes aspects extremely complicated, obscure, and potential. The Boston paper does not fail to’ note that Mr. Cortelyou was a New Englander in the most plastic period of his life, | where he absorbed not only pie itself, but the history and influence of pie in character molding and nation build- ing. The clam pie of Marblehead, that great breakfast food that has made its survivors indestructible in war and obstreperous in peace, is no stranger to George B. Cortelyou. Nor is he unacquainted with the pumpkin pie that sustained the Green mountain boys in many a scrimmage. He knows and admires the voluptuous custard and the cranberry that coquettes un- | der its crisscross mask. He has prose- cuted many an investigation of the fair seeming but explosive huckle- berry, and the apple, cherry, peach and prune have not prevailed against him. But with the access of wider ex- perience and augmented confidence, Mr. Cortelyou finds his chief delight in the pie of pies, the protean, subtle, and mysterious mince. In it he finds food for thought, intimations vague but inspiring, manifold memories and mysteries which baffle while theystim- ulate his keen and analytical assault. Mince pie is the food of mature man. It is the cosmopolis of pie yielding treasures to the true lover of re- search, but completely bewildering the untutored. George B. Cortelyou’s de- votion to mince pie may make him the choice of New England for presi- dent, but it is unjust to insinuate that he is trying to reach the white house by the mince pie route. Mince pie has helped to make him what he is. He is not the man to turn his back upon his friends nor to use them as his ladders. If the discovery of his long association with mince pie brings him political honor, it will be merely another piece of good fortune in a singularly fortunate career. He has not advertised his intimacy with mince pie, but, on the other hand, now that the truth is known, he will not desert the friend of his youth and the prop of his maturity. If he goes to the white house, mince pie will be} honored there. New Fairbanks Hostess. “The prettiest woman in America,” said Burne-Jones of Mrs. Warren C. Fairbanks, nee Edith Cassidy of Pitts- burg, and now wife of Warren C. Fairbanks, the vice president’s oldest son. Mrs. Fairbanks, Jr., ran down from the Fairbanks country place in Massa- chusetts to New York one day recent- | ly, looking bewitching in a gown of tailored white cloth, made with the long coat styles she affects. She ex- plained her presence thus: “You see, dear mother (meaning Mrs. Fairbanks, wife of the vice pres- ident) is still too ill to assume the social duties of her position next fall, and as Mrs. Timmons, her daughter, is temporarily unable to substitute for her charming mother, it is ‘up to me’ to be chatelaine for the next winter. So I am bolstering up my gowns by having some fetching new ones’ made here by my favorite modiste.” Mrs. Fairbanks, accompanied by her small daughter, who already shows promise of her mother’s beauty, has been spending the summer on the Fairbanks farm in Massachusetts. Af- fable and lovable in disposition, it is anticipated that she will make a de- lightful hostess menage in Washington. Women in Government Service. The retiring director of the mint in Washington has recommended that his private secretary, Miss Henrietta M. Kelly, be kept in the same place and her salary increased from $1,600 to $2,000 a year. There are but few women who hold executive offices un- der the government. Among them are Miss Anna R. Roe, chief of the num- bering division, and Miss Annie E. Beale, chief of'the examining division in the bureau of engraving and print- ing. Both these women have been in the service for many years, have re- ceived their promotions on their mer- its and receive the full salary of their offices, $2,000 a year. of the Fairbanks | SKIN SORE EIGHT YEARS. Spent $300 on Doctors and Remedies | but Got No Relief—Cuticura Cures in a Week. “Upon the limbs and between the toes my skin was rough and sore, and also sore under the arms, and I had to stay at home several times because of this affection. Up toa week or so ago ; I had tried many other remedies and | several doctors, and spent about three hundred dollars, without any success, | but this is to-day the seventh day that I have been using the Cuticura Reme- dies (costing a dollar and a half), which have cured me completely, so that I can again attend to my business. I went to work again to-night. I had been suffering for eight years and have | now been cured by the Cuticura Reme- dies within a week. Fritz Hirschlaff, March 29 and April 6, 1906.” Doesn’t Own One. sperm whale can swallow an automo- bile.” “I knew the auto was a Jonah with- | out that evidence.” “GOLD SEAL” IS THE ONLY SEAL on Overshoes and Oil Clothing that indi- cates best. made. If your dealer does not have goods bearing this brand apply to Goodyear Rubber Co., St. Paul, Minn. Modern. too much. He will end by going back to his parents. SHIP YOUR CREAM ! to Crescent Creamery Co., St. Paul, Minn. Write to-day for tags and prices. Polishing the spigot does.not fill the barrel. ' 24 Columbus Ave., New York, N. Y., | “A scientist has asserted that a/| Aunt—Elli, do not vex your husband | i i MISS ADELAIDE NICHOLS quickly alleviated. such as Fallin; write Mrs. Pinkham, at Lynn. PERIODS OF PAIN from periodic suffering, it does not seem to be the plan of nature that women should suffer so severely. Ir- regularities and pain are positive evidence that something is wrong which should be set right or it will lead to serious derangement of the feminine organism, found relief from all periodic suf- fering by taking Lydia E. Pink- ham’s’ Vegetable Compound, which is at as it is the most thorough female regulator known to medical science. causes so much discomfort and robs that period of its terrors. Women who are troubled with painful or ir- regular functions should take immediate action to ward off the serious consequences and be restored to health and strength by taking Lydia E. Pinkham’s Vegetable Compound. Miss Adelaide Nichols of 324 West 22nd Street, New York City, writes:—Dear Mrs, Pinkham:—‘‘If women who suffer would only rely upon Lydia E. Pinkham's Vegetable Compound their troubles would be I feel greatly indebted for the relief and health which has been brought to me by your inestimable remedy.” Lydia E. Pinkham’s Vegetable Compound cures Female Complaints and Displacements, and Organic Diseases. Headache, General Debility, Indigestion, and invigorates the whole feminine system. For the derangements of the Kidneys of either sex Lydia B. Pinkham’s Vegetable Compound is excellent. Mrs. Pinkham’s Standing Invitation to Women ‘Women suffering from any form of female weakness are invited to , Mass. From the symptoms given, the trouble may be located and the quickest and surest way of recovery advised. While no woman is entirely free Thousands of women, have le from native roots and herbs, It cures the condition which At the Liar’s Club. Puntolini—My great uncle has just Your Rent Money Will mne/Buy a Farm in the died at the age of 106. Somarelli—That’s nothing. died at 125. Trovatelli—Ah, gentlemen, none of my ancestors have ever died! ALCOHOL 3 PER CENT. tng te Stonacs and Bore Promotes Disestion Cheer ness and Rest,Contains neitier :| Opium.Morphine nor Mineral. :| NoT NARCOTIC. eae i Aperfect Remedy for Consfipa: tion »Sour Stomach, Diarrhoea Worms Convulsions Feverish: Exact Copy of Wrapper. \CASTORIA For Infants and Children. iThe Kind You Have Always Bought Bears the Signature of In Use For Over Thirty Years == CASTORIA THE CENTAUR COMPANY, NEW YORK CITY. manufacturers Prices for Raw Furs ‘Revillon Freres, inc. invite ein: collectors and shippers to send all their raw furs to Revillon. Because we are the largest in the world we can afford to Pay Highest pay highest prices for all your raw skins. Write to us for our forecast for the com- ing season, It will. make’ money for you. Don’t delay, but write to-day. 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You can dig down 25 to 50 feet most anywhere in the Pan Handle and strike good water. You never saw bet- ter crops anywhere. A Pan Handle farm- jer thinks he’s no good if he doesn’t B= get 40 or 50 bushels ry of corn to the acre. i 20 to 30 bushels of wheat is nothing un- usual, and they figure right along on getting 60 te 80 bushels’ of oats. You ought to see the alfalfa—2 to 24 tons to a cutting is what they get from an acre and they cut 3 and 4 times ayear! The land is a dark chocolate loam 5 to 8 feet deep, with a clay subsoil and it ought to raise good crops. Think of land like this, ready for the plow, selling for $10 to $15 an acre. It beats anything I ever saw. It won’t be socheap ..——~ very long. It’s selling Shite “PW RIINE ye tae Don’t Do It. for more now than it wasthistimelast year and I know what I’m talking about when I tell you it will sell higher next year. The Pan Handle is : filling up with the best Own « Farm Like Thie people you ever saw, i= Pan Hamdle. The climate is so fine they thrive on it. Lots of schools and churches. How do you stand alongside of the Pan Handle farmer? At the end of the year what have you got to show for the rent you paid? Nothing. What’s the Pan Handle farmer got ? A fine big farm nearly paid for—and getting more valuable every year. Who’s got the best of it ? Why don’t you go down to the Pan Handle and do the same? It would pay you to take a trip down there just to look around. It doesn’t cost much—only $20from St. Louis or Kansas City and $25 from Chicago—round trip. The Rock Island-Frisco lines have four routes to the Pan Handle—each one goes through a different part of the country. a re fer ey wees eo) rene. steet Oklahoma! Still another about New Mexico! They will tell_you a lot you want to know about the Pan Handle Country before you go down there. Do you want one? The Rock Island-Frisco Lines have no land for sale, and are only interested in getting good, energetic settlers for the desirable, but unoccupied, lands along their lines. Ihave chosen several specific sections where conditions are especially favorable for new settlers, and I am advertising these sec- tions. if you would prefer some other section than the Pan Handle country look for my ad vertisements in other issues of this paper or write me for specific literature about the sec tion Ria are most inter in. 1 When Answering Advertisements Kindly Mention This Paper. este JOHN SEBASTIAN Pass. Traffic Mgr. 1546 La Sh ape eg Chicago, or 1546 Frisco Bldg. St. Louis, Mo. N W N U —NO 43— 1907