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bskrg enable Rae UE ey, daily antes. ns Fruit acids will not stain goods dyed “Yes,” cautioned the mistress, “I elt weak and nervous, and nothing that I ate i PU’ AM FADELESS DYES, an fas * : , tasted pood and iveansed adistarbanes inmy | Th''scene ore bricht and fast. discharged the last coor becones she | 7. stomach. I tried different dyspepsia cures, gate Richa SAS | | idled away too much time p! ee ing } Compound a trial, and was happily surprised | one who thinks he has an ideal wife. | i s ey iat eed to find that it acted like a fine tonic, and in a SL ISS Hails Peek Indeed, you won't, mum,” assured } fewdays I began to enjoy and properly digest Veal and Poultry Wanted. | the new girl. . by Female Disorders and Cured Lydia E. Pinkham’s Vegetable Compound A great many women suffer with a form of indigestion or dyspepsia which does not seem to yield to ordinary treat- ment. While the azmplomne seem to be similar to those of ordinary indiges- tion, yet the medicines universally pre- scribed do not seem to restore the pa- tient’s normal condition, Mrs. Pinkham claims that there 1s a kind of dyspepsia that is caused by a derangement of the female organism, and which, while it causes a disturb- ance similar to ordinary indigestion, cannot be relieved without a medicine which not only acts as a stomach tonic, but hasa peculiar tonic effect on the fe- male organism. As proof of this theory we call at- tention to the case of Mrs. Maggie Wright, Brooklyn, N. Y., who was completely eured by Lydia E. Pink- ham’s Vegetable Compound after every- thing else had failed. She writes: “For two years I suffered-with dyspepsia which so degenerated theentire system that I my food. My recovery was rapid, and in five weeks I was a well woman. I have rec- ommended it to many suffering women.” No other medicine in the world has received such widespread and unquali- fied endorsement or has such a record of cnres of female troubles, as‘has Lydia E. Pinkham’s Vegetable Compound. “And what does your lawyer say?” _ “He says,”: answered’ the. first lieu- tenant, “that it couldn’t be done—” “Holy smoke!” “Legally.” “Dammitall, Jim, why dy’e wanter scare me like that for?”—Louisville Courier-Journal. Do You Own a Hand Separator? If so, where are you selling your cream? ‘Have vou looked into our method of paying cash for every can and giving liberal pre- miums besides? Write us. at ead COBB, . Paul, ‘ The man who steadily tries to scatter happiness need not worry about his stores of holiness. Send for Our Free Harness Booklet. If you are about to buy a harness, don’t fail to write us to-day, or ask your dealer to show you our line. SCHEFFER & ROSSUM CO., St. Paul, Minn. Lovesick couples should take theirs {from a spoon. FURS, HIDES, PELTS, Write for prices and ship to McMillan Fur & Woo! Co., Minneapolis, Minn, No man ever found his father by shutting out his fellows. Shio Us Your Cream. Write for tags and prices. FADDEN CREAMERY CO., Minneapolis. A woman doesn’t faint every time she has a faint idea. TRAPPERS’ SUPPLIES ARE SOLD at low prices by the Old Reliable N. W. Hide & Fur Co., Minneapolis, Minn. In a conflict between two women each struggles for the last word. A tombstone record has no influence with the recording angel. oS antee quick returns and best prices. 1 to HW. A. Ertz, 24E. 3rd St. Paul. G Cons — Good wishes often grow up before the; come home again. —_-_—__—_ Things unreal are foes to righteous- ness, Out in the city of Boonville, Ind., they have a ninety-pound policeman. James Vincent is his name. He is about five feet high and-is the quietest and most gentlemanly policeman on record, but his work is efficient. The picture of this Indiana officer of the law speaks for itself. . Here are some of the salient points in the career of the “midget consta- ble:” Never drew his revolver on & prisoner in making an arrest; never failed to make an arrest he attempt- ed; never inflicted an injury or cor- poral punishment on a prisoner; never aliowed a\prisoner to escape; has made more than seven hundred ar- rests; has arrested some of the larg- est and “toughest” desperadoes, both black and white, in that part of In- diana; does not know what fear is. | “Jimmie” Vincent, whose friends} claim for him the distinction of being the smallest years old. constable, is forty-one | | | | Neyer in his eight years’ service as defender of law and order has Vincent | been called upon to use club or pistol. Little. Girl’s Obstinate Case of Eczema —Mother says: “Cuticura Reme- dies a Household Standby.”. + “Last year, after having my little ‘girl treated by a very prominent physician for an obstinate case of’ eczema, I resorted to the Cuticura, Remedies, and was so well pleased with the almost instantaneous relief afforded that we discarded the physi- cian’s prescription and relied entirely on the Cuticura Soap, Cuticura Oint- ment and Cuticura Pills. When we commenced with the Cuticura Reme- dies her feet and limbs were covered with running sores. In about six weeks we had her completely well, and there has been no recurrence’ of the trouble. We find that the Cuti- cura Remedies are a valuabie house- hold standby, living as we do twelve miles from a doctor and where it costs from twefty to twenty-five dol- lars to come upon the mountain. Mrs. Lizzie Vincent Thomas, Fair- mount, Walden’s Ridge, Tenn., Oct. 18, 1905.” Cattish Comment. “So you’ve broken with him?” said Miss Knox. “Yes,” replied Miss Plane, “he was entirely too hard to please.” “Yes? How he must have changed since he proposed to you.” Important to Mothers. Examine carefully every bottle of CASTORTA, asafe and sure remedy for infants and children, and see that it Beare the Signature of y y In Use For Over 30 Years, The Kind You Have Always Bought. Too Tame. “J am glad of that.” “No; me and me intended wouldn’t think of playing anything less fashion- able than bridge.” Learn the Barber Trade. Write for free illustrated catalog explain- ing all. Moler Barber College, Minneapolis, Some lawyers who fail at their prac- tice imagine it is up to them to preach. You will always welcome breakfast-time when Quaker Oats is served, because it is so delicious and satisfying. You will quickly detect the superior flavor of Quaker Oats, once you eat it. Freer from hulls, daintier to the taste, easier to digest, Quaker Oats is unquestionably the best rolled oats made. _The new, large sized Family Package, now contains a piece of handsome, decorated, semi-porcelain, that will delight any housewife. Large Sized Family Package , With Dainty China Dishes” 25c —either plate, vegetable dish or cup and saucer. Should anyone tell you that some other brand of rolled # oats is “‘just as good’”’ as Quaker Oats, or that some other china is as pretty and serviceable as Quaker Semi-Porce- lain—remember that you can find out for yourself. You will never believe such a statement after you have purchased a large sized Family Package of Quaker Oats. The Quaker Qats @mpany Try the new Quaker product—Quaker Best Cornmeal, Sold ouly in sealed packages, three pounds 10¢, Ask your grocer. HURT, BRUISE OR SPRAIN j : He is a terror, especially to negroes. eure WANTED, also Veal and | | Chickens. C. J. Ertz, 30-82-84 E, 3rd St. ey ‘fy A colcred man recently arrested at| (Oldest house in St. Paul.) Wnt a tuys") ST. JACOBS OIL Stevenson, a small town on the South: | ern railroad, and a few miles west of Boonville, where the population is wholly colored, made the following statement about the midget constable: | their souls would worry them less. If men treated their stomachs better HIGH PRICES FOR HIDES, FURS AND ot i Smart. “Young man, there are two ques- Chinese Chambers of Commerce. | Most of the large towns in Che} Kiang, China, are establishing cham- tions in life: ‘Will it pay?’ and ‘Is it j 2elte. Write fob eer ene Er cei Lbers of eommeres; Which shall you choose?” ———— THE OLD-MONK-CURE Price 25c and 50c RELIEVES FROM PAIN If a man is crazy and doesn’t know it, it’s because he is a bachelor. SICK HEADACHE 4—] Positively cured by these Little Pills. They also relieve Dis- tress from Dyspepsia, In- digestion and Too Hearty Eating. A perfect rem- edy for Dizziness, Nausea, Drowsiness, Bad Taste in the Mouth, Coated ‘Tongue, Pain in the Side, SMALL PILL, SMALL DOSE, SMALL PRICE. Genuine Must. Bear Fac-Simile Signature REFUSE SUBSTITUTES. NEW WHEAT LANDS IN THE CANADIAN WEST 5,000 additional miles f largely increased terri- tory to the progressive farmers of Western Canada and the Gov- ernment of the Domin- ion continues to give ONE HUNDRED AND SIXTY ACRES FREE to every settler. THE COUNTRY HAS NO SUPERIOR Coal, wood and water in abundance; churches and schools convenient; markets easy of access; taxes low; climate the best in the northern tem- perate zone, Law and order prevailsevery where, For advice and iuformation address the SUPERINTENDENT OF IMMIGRATION, Ottawa, Canada, or any authorized Canadian Government Agent. E. T. HOLMES, 325 Jackson Street, St. Paul, Minnesota. POULTRYMEN! Do you want strong, healthy chicks? Then mix with your feed SHER So Garr iginal medicine to make hens lay. Besce Serfoct.sosimilation of food, Keeps rultry healthy, and increases egg produc- ion in fall and winter when prices are high. » 25e.; five, $1; two-Tb. can, $1.20; Qee Fon? Express paid. at all dealers. \. B. JOHNSON & CO., Boston, Mass. -CREAM — we PAY CASH THE CRESCENT CREAMERY C® ST PAUL. MINN WOOD SAWING OUTFITS Ask for Free Catalog ST-184. FAIRBANKS, MORSE & CO., ST. PAUL, oe of railway this | vear have opened up a | Happy Returns. Debtor—I hear it’s your birthday to- day, Mr. Jones. Many happy returns. May you live till I pay you.” TURKEYS WANTED, also Veal and Chickens, C. J. Ertz, 30-32-34 E. 3rd St. (Oldest house in St. Paul.) An Inch or So Below, “It’s funny,” began the long-winded bore, “but nobody ever seems glad to see me.” “Well, and have you never found out the cause of your unpopularity?” “No, I can’t discover it.” “That’s strange, because it’s right | under your very nose.” There {s more Catarrh in this sectfon of the country than all other diseases put together, and until the last | few years was supposed to be incurable. For a great many years doctors pronounced {t a local disease and prescribed local remedies, and by cohstantly failing to cure with local treatment, pronounced {t incurable. Science has proven Catarrh to be a constitutional dis- | ease and therefore requires constitutional treatment. Hall's Catarrh Cure, manufactured by F. J Cheney & Co., Toledo, Ohio, is the only constitutional cure on. the market. ‘It is taken internally in doses from 10 | drops toa teaspoonful, It acts directly on the blood | and mucous surfaces of the system. ‘They offer one | hundred dollars for any case {t fails to cure. Send | for circulars and testimonials. Address; F. J CHENEY & CO., Toledo, Ohio. | Sold by Druggists. 3c, ‘Take Hall's Family Pills for constipation. Living From Snails and Bees. | | Upon the southern slope of a range | of hills some twenty miles from Lon- don an old and crippled keeper ekes | out his slender pension by collecting | and feeding snails, and finds a ready | sale for them in the foreign restau- | rants. He also holds a standing or- | der for all the autumn-caught bumble- | bees he can collect, for exportation to | New Zealand. These bees fertilize the | flowers of clover. plants. French Aristocrats Mourn. The death of the Due de Broglie puts nearly all the great houses of France in mourning. He was Victor, fifth duke. His father, Duke Albert, the orator and historian, was Mac- Mahon’s minister, and was for a brief while the representative of France at Albert. Gate. Duke Albert’s father, another Duke Victor, was the minister of Louis Philippe, and the son-in-law of Mme. de Stael. “Mr. Vincent is the only officer from Boonville we are really afraid of. When he comes down and gets off the train we flee in all directions. Every man thinks he is after him.” Mr. Vincent was formerly a Ken- tucky school teacher. Next he was a jockey. At Nashville and St. Louis he made a great record, and for four years he spent his life as a rider of thoroughbreds. As jockey he followed the fairs extensively in Kentucky, In- diana, Illinois, Tennessee and Mis- souri. A Curious Shadow Down in the good old town of Nan- tucket, with its ancient houses and quaint back streets, are many things rare and Curious. Among them is a curious shadow of a heart that the morning sun throws on the front of the building. Every day at 9 o’clock in the morn- ing during the summer vacation months the shadow of one of the ele¢- tric Jamps on the front of the Baptist church is thrown by the sun’s rays on the walls of the building that it as- sumes the exact shape of a human heart. oa i A Light Luncheon. Eugene Field; sad of countenance and ready of tongue, once strayed into a New York restaurant and seated himself for luncheon. A _ voluable waiter came to Field and said, “Cof- fee, tea-chocolate, ham-an”ggs-beef- steak - muttonchop - fish-balls-hash’n’- | beans,” and much more to the same purpose. Field looked at him long and sol- emnly, and at last replied: “Oh, friend, I want none of those things. All I want is an orange and a few kind words.” — Mack & Co., 15 N. 2d st., Minneapolis, Activity is the best amen to any | prayer. these are semi- | right?’ “Both. and then I] can probably | adopt the second.” Y’ll use the first up to 50, afford to official bodies, being under the super- vision of the local bureau of agricul- ture, trade, industry and mines. There are two classes of remedies; those of known qual- ity and which are permanently beneficial in effect, acting gently, in harmony with nature, when nature needs assist- ance; and another class, composed of preparations of unknown, uncertain and inferior character, acting tempo- rarily, but injuriously, as a result of forcing the natural functions unnecessarily. One of the most exceptional of the remedies of known quality and excellence is the ever pleasant Syrup of Figs, manufactured by the California Fig Syrup Co., which represents the active principles of plants, known to act most beneficially, in a pleasant syrup, in which the wholesome Californian blue figs are used to con- tribute their rich, yet delicate, fruity flavor. It is the remedy of all remedies to sweeten and refresh and cleanse the system gently and naturally, and to assist one in overcoming consti- pation and the many ills resulting therefrom. Its active princi- ples and quality are known to physicians generally, and the remedy has therefore met with their approval, as well as with the favor of many millions of well informed persons who know of their own personal knowledge and from actual experience that it is a most excellent laxative remedy. We do not claim that it will eure all manner of ills, but recommend it for what it really represents, a laxative remedy of known quality and excellence, containing nothing of an objectionable or injurious character, There are two classes of purchasers; those who are informed as to the quality of what they buy and the reasons for the excellence of articles of exceptional merit, and who do not lack courage to go elsewhere when a dealer offers an imitation of any well known article; but, unfortunately, there are some people who do not know, and who allow themselves to be imposed upon. They cannot expect its beneficial effects if they do not get the genuine remedy. To the credit of the druggists of the United States be it said that nearly all of them value their reputation for professional integrity and the good will of their customers too highly to offer imitations of the Genuine—Syrup of Fi —Syrup of Figs manufactured by the California Fig Syrup Co., and in order to buy the genuine article and to get its beneficial effects, one has only to note, when purchasing, the full name of the Company— California Fig Syrup Co.—plainly printed on the front of every package. Price, 50c. per bottle. One size only. PUTNAM other dye. One 10e package colors all fibers. Fo ate agus Wnts for ince booklet How to Dye, Bleach and Mix Colors. MOA FADELESS DYES in cold water better than any other dj DRUG CO., Unionvilic, Missourk LE ESTABLISHED 1873. WOODWARD @ CO. AIN COMMISSION. Mt ecrarant Thompson’s Eye Water When Answering Advertisements Kindly Mention This Paper. Duluth | n won u —No. 46— 1908.