Grand Rapids Herald-Review Newspaper, August 19, 1905, Page 7

ee _ate seperated ffs value is gone. So By E. C. KILEY. FWD DOLLARS A YEAR IN ADVANCE Gatered in the Postoffiee at Grand Rapid Minnesota, as Second-Claas Matter, 0 See erates - Cash Given Away to Users of LION COFFE We are going to bé more liberal than ever in 1904 to users of Lion Coffee. Not only will the Lion-Heads, cut from the packages, be good, as heretofore, | {n¢ the valuable premiums we have always given our customers, but In Addition to the Regular Free Premiums the same Lion-Heads will entitle you to estimates in our $50,000.00;Grand Prize Contests, which will make some of our patrons rich men and women. You can send in as many estimatesas desired, There will be o TWO GREAT CONTESTS The first contest will be on the July 4th :-tendance at the St. Lonis World’s Fair; the second rctates to Total A Goes For President to be cast Nov. 8, 1904. _$20,000,0u will be distributed in each of these contests, making $40,000.00 on the. two, and, to make it’ still more interesting, in addition to this amount, we will give a Grand First Prize of $6,000.00 coneste® wis fics" oce cstnaces Save’ two opportunities of winning a big cash prize, “Ba Printed blanks‘ co vote on found in .. every Lion Coffee Pack- age. The 2 cent stamp covers the expense of our acknowledgment to you that your es= EXGELLANCE IF YOU TRAVEL VIA THE Great Northern Railway. “The Comfortable Way” Tothe ouis & Clark Exposition. JEFFERSON AND T::E Cow. — Actor’s Audience Amused by His Slip of the Tongue. Joseph Jefferson, two or three years ago, gave an address before the Wom- an’s Club of Brockton, Mass. ‘Wear- dng a dress suit, he stood before an audience of well dressed women, who had invited their kusbands for -this important occasion. The address was full of pithy remarks, and at its close Jefferson said: “Now, ask’ questions, and then I’ll get an ide@ of the things you'd like me to talk about.” Ques- tion followed question, and in course of time he was asked, “Do apu believe in realism?” “Now, that,” replied Tettersou, “38 very much like a question I’m often asked after a performance. Suppose I was playing in a drama in‘which’a cow had any part, I don’t mind tell- ing you that I am afraid of cows, an¢ if I was taking part in such a play I should very much rather have the gow simply mentioned than to have him walk on to the stage.” At this point the audience laughed, and Jefferson, pausing a moment to realize the joke, added: “I beg your pardon, and the cow's, ‘0. I should have said ‘her,’ of course. L Send 2cents for handsomely illustrated booklet “A owes Journey to the LOUIS & CLARK EXPOSITION" F. 1, WHITNEY, Passenger Tratlic Man St. Paul, Minn. ‘Ask your local Agent about rates ge Five Lion-Heads cut from Lion Coffee Packages and a acent stamp entitle you (in addition to the reg- ular free premiums) to one vote in The Herald-Review For Up-to-date Printing SAY, PA, WHY ete: either contest: i. : timateis recorded. DON’T YOU WEAR t EXCLUSIVENESS AS A FAULT. , ~ WORLD'S FAIR CONTEST PRESIDENTIAL VOTE CONTEST ® THE MENOMINEE ¥ Man's Weakness in Separation from World's Fair? “At Chisago, aly 41858, the attendance was DO | tor allcendidares combined) at the clestion Novesrbers 1th SEAMLESS? % Rest of His Kind. A man is but a clusier on the great human grapevine. He begins to dry up the moment he is cut off from his fellows. Ther is something in the solidarity of the human race which eannot be accounted for in the sum total of all the individuals. Separa- tion from the mags involves a mighty joss of power in the individual, just as there is a Jo. of cohesion and ad- hesion involved tn the separation of the molecules and atoms of the dia mond. The value of the gem is in the elose contact, the compactness, and the concentration of the particles ‘Which compose it. The. moment they For nearest correct estimates received in Woolso.. ‘spice Com- | 1900election, iege meee dhe} voted for President. Fr nearest cor- pany’s office, Toledo, Obto, on or before June 3th, 194, we will | rect estimates received in Woolson Spice Co.'s, office, Toledo, O., give first prize for the nearest a estimate, second prize tothe | on or before Nov. 5, 1904, we will give first prize for the nearest cor: follows: rect pe sevond brite to thenext nearest, et aS follows: a Sensibie boy, that. He made a bull’s eye when he spoke. We make shoes which put the corn- | cure dealers on theranxious seat. We cure corns by fitting the feet scientifically. The best way to cure corns is to prevent heir growth in the first place. The Menominee Seamless Union ,Made Shoe 1s casy-to- wear, easy-to-buy, easy-to-sell, W COFFEE cases) making a “a strong, effective man gets a large COMPLETE DETAILED ig gi JIN EVERY PACKAGE OF ent nine part of bis strefigth from the vital e A ) ‘ For Sale Ry ss connection with his fellows.—Success yi 3 . pail ae LI ON “COFFEE 1.8, KURTZWAN The Rusti Genscionce. WOOLSON SPICE CO., (CONTEST DEP’T.) TOLEDO, OHIO. pang jean k wy tte onthe lite tbe taatina : The Shoe Man GUARANTEED TO7OUFWEAR § anecdote: “A Jewish peddler of oe Bhat Waonitay SR? Grand Rapids Mnnesoa ANY SHOE ON THE MARKET. } Grodno dealt in pirrogs (meat pies), PROF. SEARS’ LONG ‘SENTENCE. **O Soul, you shrink wit! my han abd two hungry muzhike traveling in 4 who aia. ‘oe aa ne | Soul. re i am es cwarecessscees 4 s it! thé third-ciasé raflroad car with him Visiting His @randfather: Conclusion Afar Off, So the Ciiss Was “A woman p! me.” dima were so o¥érpowered by the appetiz- ing odor of ig wares that, not having wuoney\ to bity them, they slew the Jew without’ further ado and threw the body out of the window. They ‘were apprehended and to the astonish- ment of the pristav (police sergeant), the whole supply of pies was found intact. ‘Why did you not eat the pir- rogs and throw the basket away?’ asked the pristav. ‘You forget,’ said one of the muzbiks, ‘that to-day is Fri- day and it is not allowed to eat theat.’” “The Fool laid down bis Soul and wept, And knelt him down beside He soothed and gars. ail'the night, 1 of him reise @ Pahiadeiphia: Record. Excused. This happened in Paris: An artist ‘ yas talking to an old model. “I shall One warm afternoon in June Prof. Sears of Brown university was lectur- day morning for the aw here! oe THE artist. = “Impos- ing to his ‘class in American literature. sible, monsieur,” said the model. “I Several members had <flitted from am going to take the children to visit the room during the moments ‘when my grandfather.” “Your grandfather! his eyes were on his manuscript, but Why, how old are you?” “Sixty-sever, beyond the remark that ‘he room “ap monsieur.” “And you still have a peared tobe leaking” he took no no grandfather?” “Oh, yes, at the Jardin tice of the fact. ‘ des Plantes. He’s a skeleton. I take His peper for the day, like the oth. . my own grandchildren to see him once | Ts he delivered, had been prepared a month. The keepers know us very at hig home, a long dist-nce from the well. They always say: ‘Ah, you | College. \The accurate eye ofthe stu- have come to see your grandpapa. All |edent who'sat nearest him had noted . right; you'll find him in his usual | that it appeared less bulky than usual, place. He can’t walk very comfort- | but even he was not prepared for what ably now, so he’s still there!’” followed. —— Right in the middle of a sentence Benny on the Mosquito. the professor stepped. He repeated) The mosquito is a small but power- Baye ans 2 hee ne ful insect with a sharp jigger at the bis desk, with "just the slightest’ end of his snoot. It amuses itself | tyinide in his ‘ape; hei anid? by singing; and dives om :hlood Wy Rem “Gentlemen, the. remai lnder of .this it stops singing you feel a pain some- ‘iintonte ta a ition iaére. The where about you, and then you slap | jia.5 is excused.” where the pain js. The mosquito will bite animals, but prefers the human ACRES race, It never does any good to sweat HIS IDENTITY A PUZZLE. when a mosquito bites you. It doesn’t # i When Slim Pete Fiddles. help you a bit, and it irritates the | Predicament That Caused Distress to | igre ey bigh“old. time. whe. Slim Pete mosquito. There was a man in South ( Ohio Citizen, , For jthe count shindig down at Biddivs’ Chicago who was bitten by. a mos- Many years ago there Jived a little: Raneb, cu cl ‘ar Flat ioud. His horse- hair quito seven years ago while he was | ways east of Norwalk a worthy citi- | Can ‘saw out Pioneer Meat Market, THOMAS FINNEGAN, Prop. Fresh and Fish, Game ; Salt Meats Poultry. etc THE “LAW OF’ SALE.” Attitude cf, the Consumer Toward the Advertiser. A specialist who* has made a study of the mental attitude of the consumer toward the advertiser formulates what he call the “law of sale” as fol- lows: “Attention, properly sustained, changes to interest; intereste, proper- ly augmented, changes to desire, and desire, properly intensified, changes to resolve to buy.” Often the reader passes through all these mental stages in the perusal of a single advertise- ment; sometimes the cumulative power ofa series of “ads” is necea- sary to bring him to the final attract- ing attention, arousing interest and intensifying desire is the newspaper, which covers a fleld no other mediuia can pga aiaabtedics Record, = AND THEY cane ae or R_REGULAR CUSTO. OF OU ILL TELL YOU THAT THE VE! ASK ANY WIL RY BE ALI, alana Ate KEPT AT THE PIONEER STORE. The Best is Ours. In God's fair world the best is freest ven— Pure water: restful grass, the blue of opp FELLOWS’ BUILDING, LELAND AVENUE., GRAND RAPIDS. SrS2SeE° #ELSLSVSLES SESS Concrete ‘Building Blocks Manufactured at Grand Rapids by JF. FREESTONE & CO. | The most substah- | » f) Butter, Eggs, Cheese and Canned “Goods heayen. The highest joys are wedded not to we True love, sweet peace, and glad, abound- ing health. Not oes needs the world its vision jolae age is present, not we past. ieee Jewels mined by human thought Can by ‘the poorest for a wish be bought. Hpllosehehiess winds’ of every clime and Bo aaee one feet they come fresh touched Like OF Saat ute new springing from the. Over ‘Sfowning all, most free, supremely The Book. the Christ, the poul's eternal ee William B. Norton, Ph.D. “Dixie” ‘or “Jump-Jim- : a tial and ecomic The Point of View. working in his garden, and he has | zen made Ami Keeler. ‘ Like sixty. “Hop light. ladies, tiptoe fine, ¥4 ‘An Irishman who had but recently | never worked in a garden since.— | farmer and a bachelor. © ‘af Git yer beanies hates essa: So lea building materia 5 ‘ i arrived in this country applied to a | Chicago Tribune. oe brother in Norwalk whosé Pete yells, mounts a box~and siddies were placed on the Scotchman for a job. The Scotchman name was equally brief, being’-Eri— * decided to give him a trial—also, a y cing. _— market, One Virtue in Napoleon. but it is of Ami that this* ybereete “Honors all an’ tet “er go! little good advice. The aft@r-dinner orator is born, not | bears witness. Balencs! sh ghd Gosbe-dn? a 2 y aly el " ii sashay! “It will be your own fault if yow| made; the artificial product takes | At the story goes, Ami was glearing Bente take a Bala an! “brea away! For the erection of Business and Residence, jot get ahead in this country, Pat,” hints and eoples in vain. All agree, | a bit of woodland on his fatmgne day | ‘Meet scar ent and lec im swing! Buildings, Sidwalks, Ornamenal Fencing, Chirs- the Scotchman. “Twenty years.| however, that the unexpected “goes” | when a hunter happened to ‘let Vir et ap neys, Ete. A Re Ge . ago I landed in New York with but best. Lord Chancellor Campbell knew one shirt to my back, but since then a bullet in his direction. The missle this when at dinner of authors he sud- | whizzed close to Ami’s head oad; iY Seemann peer ra “| denty rose, asked that glasses might | buried itself in the ‘dead tree he wag | On. it's, 4 time we have when Slim Pete ! ee Maree. Se. Seer “Napo- | chopping. Stunned by the pee “Faith, an’ Ol'd Joik to be afther |leon.” There were cries of dissent, shock he fell to the ground and rm ee ae ebay dow down at Biddles’ knowin’ pfwat ony man wants wid abut Campbell went on undisturbed: | there dazed a d helpless. AS son as a —Den: zoe "H. Stovall. {nflion shirts!” exclaimed the son of | “We as authors must feel that the | he could gather himself together, his Erin. “He can’t wear more than one | name of Napoleon should he held in | frst words—so it is said—were: 4 av thim at a tolm, begory!” honor, for let us never forget that he i * ‘ - once shot a publisher.” That toast cae eeaat raat ond pete Meret 7 was drunk with enthusiasm.—Black not Ami?. ‘Abgat 1am wot Mint who a ee ‘am I?”—Cleveland Plain Dealer. To pardners — ig gn EY}.. 5 Lemonade round an’ all chaw hay! “Investigate and Be Cofivinced. oe SE ES = 28 Gee oo 6 BOEE Seaneseressssceceszeccscdsusesssoees A Favorite Resort ts and where way bg seen and beard one St the largest phonoprapus in the world is at HH # sounonmey’s Sample Room Some Lingual Pecullarities. Some familiar words illustrate that mfusion between article and sub- Stantive which has gi¥en the English language “a newt” for “an eWt.” “A nickname” ‘represents “an ekename,” an additional name; and “a no Chose the Lesser Evil. The late William novel ear covering mended for the it and gave it to -: Woman Financier. pas PREF . ses 3 6 entered a large depattment | . Soul's Wou ° ‘ + 4 store to buy a yard of atk, whieh the | “isin fur ilow Bandas Os [ae : Hy ~The Northern. : r cost 75 cents. | He took his and smoothed it calm, ¥ it delightful beverage always 1 Her purchase left-a remnant of gne | A"¢ loosed Its strained bands. r : se e Whiskey sock we retngeot forit in Grand © and one-half yards. The clerk sug- ty hone p the Sinvet whiskeys . s “What will you take for it?” asked | the woman. | “Fifty cents, madam,” | 10 soul, you have a’ flaming brand your nakedness: originally. . but you can keep the yard you've just Whe aie ‘this thi pene gent d - The eae replied; wi sominer* may aud night, All delicacies of the season off.” The clerk was staggered was a pure caress. ait cosshinan was tude; but a night’ or two . Terriss’ noticed that he was not wear- ing his muffler. “Why havé you-given ft up so soon?” he asked. “Well, sir,” was the man’s reply, “It was werry comfortable, but you see, sir, J found dut t’other night that when I.‘ad. my @ars covered a friend ’ad asked me to ‘ave @ drink and I'd. never Sony! “tm.” ‘Daily News, Peter Meil, Chef. gested that she buy the remnant. ose HERN CAFE | replied the clerk. “Well, I'll take it, jurned