Grand Rapids Herald-Review Newspaper, June 18, 1904, Page 5

*. i Ar HOTEL POKEGAM Saturday and Sunday, * June 18 end 19. DR. C.J. LARSON, THE EYE SPECIALIST With his wonderful skill and methods and complicated instruments can measure & of vision without the aid of the. skill! 12 ng error of vision, disease and failure of the eye cannot be excelled. Spmptoms of Faillng Sight you see double g e floating Do n ? I to: see urly for a dista Do become fatigued from short exercise and rub them? Do you ing small print at 1¢ eyes. especially by artificial light? Do you have headac Theses and hundreds are not only discomforts but signs F not only the highest rec ation from high standing physlet medical men and can, upon your request, hand yqu names of hundreds of people that he has cured.gome from total biindness. Do you wear glasses that are not fitted to your eyes? son makes regular visits to Grand ‘vnsult him while opportunity offers. Chiropractics (ik i-ro-prak-tiks) DR. B, H. NICHOLS. DR. J. S. WIERMAN. Your Back needs fixing All Diseases cured by spinal adjustinent. Calt and see us, Consuliation tree. Cure guatanteed or no pay. Office Hours: FROM 9 TO!NA.M. FROM 2TO5 P.M. FROM 6 TO8P.M. Cffice over Marr’s Store. is one Dunn who is not to be done selling lumber. we We have everything in the line of lumber and in dimen- sion stuff we have from 2x4- We don't care whether Dunn done Collins or Collins done Dunn. Were 12’s to 2x8-20’s also any part -of Grand Rapids. ss das When in need of anything in our iine, call on or ad- dress CV aed DUNN & MARCIA, COHASSET, An Up-to-Date Shave. The antiseptic shaving saloon is the latest achievement in hygienic sci- ence, says Tit-Bits. The victim is seated in an enameled iron chair, with his neck and shoulders enveloped in a rubber pad that has been dippe& in an antiseptic solution. Previously the razor, soap dish and brush have been sterilized by half an hour’s hard boiling. Nothing is allowed to touch the face that has not been either sterilized or disinfected antiseptically. Even the finger tips of the operator are dipped in a solution. Taps are turned by the foot, and the drawers where towels are kept are mis-robe- proof. American! Brewery in Ghent. An American brewery has been es- tablished at Ghent, Belgium. The en- tire plant of the American brewery, with the exception of some copper ves- sels, has been brought from America. The nine glass-enameled steel tanks, each weighing 5,500 pounds empty and holding 135 hectoliters (3,445 gallons) when full, were likewise sent from America. The beer never comes in contact with the atmosphere. Steril- ized air only is admitted, under per- fect regulation, during fermentation. The yearly output will be about 300,- 000 gallons. y oy e a young man sitting in a drawing room with the ugliest 4 year-old boy that ever frightened him- self in a mirror clambering over his knees, jerking his necktie out of place, ruffiing his shirt-front, pulling his hair, kicking his shins, feeling in all his pockets for coppers, while the nresisting Victim smiles all the time like the cover of a comic paper, you may safely say that the howling boy has a sister who is in a room not twenty feet away, and that the young man doesn’t come tere just for the fun of playing with her brother. Religious Zeal Too Strong. John Newdick, a citizen of Kokomo, Ind., is of a strongly religious turn, but Mrs. Newdick is a trifle unregen- erate. The other evening John an- nounced family prayers, but at that moment it was inconvenient for his wife to attend, as her hands were “in the dough.” John was already on his knees, but he arose and thrashed his irreligious spouse, after which he concluded his devotional exercises with all due reverence. Mrs. Newdick had him up before a magistrate vext morning and nis excess of zeal cost him $25 and costs.—Exchange. | Get your Job Work at Hera'd-Review. THE NE This new town is splendidly situated. overlooking one of the prettiest lakes in rounded with BEDS 0 Several mines now being opened. Tributary to Will be reached by the Great a good farming district. Northern railroad in the near future, distance of Grand Rapids, the county seat of Itasca county, } FOR SALE F IRON ORE ‘At reasonable prices, and on terms within the reach of all W TOWN Northern Minnesota. Sur- Within a nice rs READY aS APPLY TO OR ADDRESS WHO HAS E. J. LONGYEAR, ::: Hibbing Minnesota, EXCLUSIVE pSeSseseSsesse Se SseS5e5>4 al H GRAND RA i} h “Bootu’s Cigars Booth’s own shops here, and For sale everywhere. Call for GEO. BOOTH, ‘ fi Manufacturefof Fine Cigars I of the finest selected stock by experienced workmen in Mr. This insures the utmost cleanliness ad care in manufacture. s2Se2goEeEseqeoq SSseseSec5 PIDS, MINN 4 ; 97 Have acaieved an excellent reputation all over Northern Minnesota. They are made under his personal supervision. them. fu | hd a ee A Favorite The N served at all hours. ae eA ee AE EA A a ae Shingleand Lath at rock bottom prices de- livered in wagon loads to JOHN O'R hs EE Ld dasdaghuhcohophapMgohyvhy lgrhgalgahyolyhetpphyclgeasharhged oes Senonans {ERE AE EAE ee ee He a i: RHR AR EE we 1 ee he Re aE a a a aa for refreshments and where may be seen and heard one . + of the largest phonographs in the world is at JounorILeY’s Sample Room t delightful be: Lh in. Cabinet Rye Whiskey Sioct—weare Avent for It in Grand Rapids. We handle the finest whiskeys ever distilled. , NORTNERNCAFE In connection—open day and night. All delicacies of the season Resort orthern. Peter Meil, Chef. (SS ARE ae ae ae se ae ee A a ae eae ate ae ae ae a a ae ae ae ae aa ILEY, Prop. (5 ee AE ee ae aaa eS “Live stock show | _ CHARITY ON A BROAD SCALE. An Indian Millionaire Gives Five Mil- lions to Relieve Sufferers. Naurojee Maneckjee Wadia, C. I. E., J. P., a Parsee millionaire of Bombay, has set aside a sum of money equiva- lent to $5,000,000, the interest of which is to be devoted to give relief to those who find themselves sud- denly deprived of means of subsistence by great calamities, such as fire, fam- ine or earthquake. In order that: his charity should be far reaching in its éffects, the scope cf the trust will not be confined to one place or country, but will be extended to all parts of the world. Mr. Wadia belongs to an an cient Parsee family of shipwrights, who have, during the course of a cen- tury and a half, built 350 men-of-war and other vessels. The Wadias ren- dered great service to the French gov- ernment, and as an act of recognition Napoleon Bonaparte presented the great-grandfather of the present Mr. Wadia with the Legion of Honor, and his grandfather was awarded a gold medal by Louis Philippe. Mr. Wadia has given away large sums of money in charity, and lately headed the Bom- bay Martinique Relief Fund with a large donation. WAS THE DEACON’S TURN. Drunkard’s Advice to Pillar of a Phil- adelphia Church. A drunken man staggered into a church in Philadelphia some years ago and sat down in the pew of one of the deacons. The preacher was dis- coursing about prevalent popular vices. Soon he exclaimed. “Where is the drunkard?” The drunken man was just far enough gone to think the call personal, so, rising heavily, replied: “Here I am,” and remained standing while the drunkard’s character and fate were eloquently portrayed. A few minutes later the preacher reached an- other head of his discourse, and asked: “Where is the’ hypocrite?” Gently nudging his neighbor, the drunkard said, in an audible whisper: “Stand up, deacon; he means you this time. Stand up and take it like a man, just as I stand! It will do you good.” PARIS BANTING in NEW WAY. To Eat Cold Food Only the Latest Plan of Reducing One’s Weight. The new Parisian cure for too much flesh is to take all food, or nearly all, cold. The early breakfast of toast and eggs is eaten cold, and the food is washed down with cold coffee or milk. At luncheon there is nothing but cold meats and cold puddings, with bread, cheese and salzds. At night the meal consists of oniy mayonnaise of fish, cold entrees and entremets; no hot vegetables, but perhaps, as a bonne bouche, a hot cutlet, lean, of course. Many people in Paris who are in clined to be stout, esgiecially among the women, are assidudusly following the new cure, and most of those who tried it assert that they have ob: tained satisfactory results. ~ For Those With Stomach Habit. A Philadelphia baker is authority for the assertion that the latest fad of dyspeptics ie bread made with sea water, instead of fresh water. “It, hes a saltier taste,” he says, “than we are accustomed to, but it is very palatable. In fact, he who likes salty things is apt to like it better than the other kind of bread. A physician asked me about three months ago to make some of this bread for his patients. At first I made six loaves a day, but now I make thirty. My sea water comes up to me from Atlantic City three times a week. The dys- peptics who buy the bread say it is the only kind they can eat fresh without discomfort.” The New Dance. See that the new dances are to be slow and stately, one of them em- bracing a stunt like this: “The court pose, when properly done, brings the body almost in a sitting posture, with the right knee doubled under as a sup port and the left leg perfectly straight and thrust far forward.” Large, port- ly citizens with scant wind doing this slowly and with stateliness will be a sight worth seeing. Peints a. Moral, .The awards at the International e it very, the lower ani- beings, in that ie longest pedigre es not always mean the finest stock. In other words, the unpretentious human mav- erick often walks away with the prize, while his thoroughbred rival is being cajoled and curried. Nothing By Comparison. Congressman Loud of California was badly beaten in the race last No- vember. On his way east to attend the opening of Congress the train on which he was traveling was partially wrecked.. A ‘colleague congratulated him on escaping serious injury and Loud replied: “Oh, that was nothing after the wreck I was in on election day.” American Generosity. Under the title, “Gifts and Be quests,” Appletcn’s Annual Cyclopedia enumerates gifts and oeques' for public purposes which were le, be- came operative or were completed in the United States to the amount of more than $85,000,000. This list does not include amounts less than $500 nor denominational contributions for educational or benevolent purposes, nor state or municipal appropriations. Among these excluded contributions | are those to the American board of foreign missions. over $18,369,163. ‘| and Swedish are the longest lived, the Pen = AF v MADE PHILOSOPHY. THE , PAINTER, A big puddle is never half so much rippled by its ducks as is the little puddle by ore big duck. However, this does not mean that a shipping trust in a bath tub would be of higher effectiveness than one in the ocean. The sultan of Bacolod tries hard to inflame our wrath by calling us hogy. But we know too well the price of meat these days. The pity is that the sultan does not | pause to consider the value of prop- erly appreciating the relative propor- tion of some ducks to sume puddles. The gentleman of Bacalod efther is looking for trouble or fame. Fame may be acquired by saying things, or by saying nothing. Same way about trouble. ‘ But if any person placed any cre dence in that “worth your weight in gold” theory, Dame Fashion would fix up some way for a woman to wear & set of platform scales, The sultan seems to be about the only thing that ever happened in Se aes Aire eee oe ~Office in First National Bank Building.— quantity in the problem of civiliza- GRAND RAPIDS. MINNESOTA tion. = What we are and what we are ; W.E.NEAL, TAYLOI SIGN oe PAPER HANGING, CALSOMIN- ING, FRESCO DECORAT- ‘ING, PAINTING, HARD- WOOD FINISH A SPECI- ALTY se : $, ‘AT HOTEL’ GLADSTONE, Postal will brirg him to your Home. pia F. W. TAYLOR, Grand Rapids, - - Minnesota, BebANe F. PRICE LAWYER (Office-in the First National Bank Luilding GRAND RAPIDS, -— - MINN, D® D. COSTELLO, DENTIST. worth are mere matters of opinion, epyway. Many a-girl has been told that she is worth her weight in gold, Lots of us, too, have said that to a Dealer in ponick veal : PINE AND FARMING SAYINGS OF THE WISE. LANDS. Che finest List of Agricultural and Grazing Lands in the County. Che Most Excellent Sites for Manv lacturiug Enterprises. Prospective Settlers Located. Correspondence Solicited. Minn Nature is the Thomas Browne, No man has been matriculated in the art of life till he has been well tempted. For a woman to love some men is like casting a flower into a sepulchre. | and Rapids, - - —Hawthorne. : Be It was to combat end expose quacks A. B. CLAIR, and fools that laughter was invent- Register of Deeds of Itasca County art of God.—Sir ed.—Thackeray. Unbecoming forwardness proceeds from ignorance pudence.—Guville. In counsel it is good to see dan- oftener than -im- ronan A in pecshiae age not to see Mineral em unless they be very great. 4 Bacon. Pine and He only does not live in vain who 1 employs his wealth, his thought, hia Farming speech, to advance the good of others. —Hindoo Maxim. Poetry is not made out of the under- standing. The question of common sense is always: “What is it good for?”—*a question which would abolian the rose and be triumphantly answer- ed by the cabbage.—Lowell. If this free people, if this govern- ment itself, is ever utterly demoraliz ed, it will come from this human wriggle and struggle for office—that is, a way to live without work.—Lin- coln. Lands Pine Stumpage Bought. ABSTRACTS OF TITLE. GRAND RAPIDS. D* CHAS. M. STORCH, PHYSICIAN AND SURGEON Office and Residence. Cor. Kindred and 3rd@ GRAND RAPIDs, G’’ H. SPEAR pane eae ORS GOOD TO REMEMBER. A sewing bee can’t sing, but it does @ lot of buzzing. ATTORNEY AT LAW Setting.up the drinks is what fre quently upsets the drinker. GRAND RAPIDS, 2 > MII Humanity is always ready to lend a SNTERE. hand—but it is often empty. S0ES CSESESSS SISLESES URES It is said that sight drafts frequent- y ly induce temporary blindness. FOR SALE Were it not for love many a girl j would be unable to make herself mis- | % —Our First-class-— erable. Never advertise your troubles. If you have bow legs don’t wear striped trousers. if a man is ever carried away by his ideas it must be done when he gets into a train of thought. Honesty $s undoubtedly the best policy, but.a good many men some- how fail to keep their premiums paid up. The man who sits around and waits for his friends to find him a job is elways the first to line up in front of the bar on a general invitation. Keys from One Cent to Twenty Dollars. J. E. TAPLEY, REGISTER i 7} i Cass Lake, Minn. 2 SWSLSPWSISISLSLSLSLSS EAE AS Ae a, she a a ae ae ms ae ae a a ae ae ae as ae a ae G. C. SMITH :DEALER IN EE REE HACKS DRAW FIRE APPARATUS. Town Authorities of Salina, Kan. Evolve Good Scheme. Fruits, Confectionery, A Kentuckian, who recently visited Salina, Kan., writes to a Kentucky pa- Ice Cream Soda, per as follows: “I wish to tell you of Ice Cream. Drinks. something I saw in Kansas. As L sat as : 7 in the hotel in Salina the fire bells Tobaccos, rang. In a second three rubber-tired hacks standing in front of the hotel started. Before I could ask I saw three hose carts hitched to the axles of the hacks, about one dozen firemen comfortably seated in the hacks, and under whip the,precession disappeared at full speed.” Not being able to yaaintain a team of horses at the fire station the town resorted to the ex- pedient of offering a good price for the first team that shall arrive and hitch to the hose cart. The hacks, being on constant duty, often vie with one ancther for the prize, and the general result in point of quick service is not so much behind the city system as some might suppose. —Kansas City (Mo.) Journal. scones, | IASOA GOUNIY ABSIRACT OFFICE Of Euvopean nations the Norwegian ABSTRACTS, REAL ESTATE, FIRE INSURANCE. Choice Lines of Cigars Grand Rapids, - Minn. LELAND AVENUE. SEE AEA AE eae ea Ae ae a a ae me a a a A a ae ee a a a ee a ae ae a ae a eae ARES IEA ae A ea ae a ae a a ea ae ae a ae a a F, P. SHELDON. Cashier C.E. AIKEN, Asst. Cashier! CO. W. HAsTInGs. President. P. J. SHELDON. Vice President. Lirst National Bank, Grand Rapids, Minn. Transacts a General Banking Businesa Spaniards the shortest. According te a foreign statistical return recently issued, the average duration of life is as follows: Sweden and Norway, fifty yeafs; England, forty-five years and three months; Belgium, forty-four years and eleven months; ° Switzer- land, forty-four years and four months; France, forty-three years and six months; Austria, thirty-nine years and eight months; Prussia and. Italy, thirty-nine years; Bavaria, thirty-six years, and Spain, thirty-two years and four mozths, Conveyances Drawn. Taxes Paid for Non-Residents, KREMER & KING, Proprietors. GRAND RAPIDS. - > Mise samo — 4 & t