Grand Rapids Herald-Review Newspaper, February 27, 1904, Page 7

= % | | RELY ON» PE-RU-NA TO FIGHT =e ma for coughs and Molds tm childrerr SISTERS OF ST. JOSEPH Use Pe-ru-na for La Grippe } and Winter Catarrh. : i EVERY country of the civilized world the Sisters of Charity are known. Not only do they minister to the spiritual and intellectual needs of the charges committed to their care, but ily also minister to their bodily needs. Whenever coughs or colds, la grippe or pneumonia make their appearance among the children these Sisters are not & disconcerted, but know exactly the rem- edies to apply. With so many children to take care of and to protect from climate and disease these wise and prudent Sisters have found Peruna a never-failing safeguard. Sisters of St. Joseph, of the Deaf Mute Institute, 1849 Cass Ave., St. Louis, Mo., writes: «We app: catarrh and also with colds and Ia grippe. reciate Peruna very much. It certainly does good work with We have faith in Peruna and have inspired many others with the same. Wedo not like to be without it. It has certainly kept us from being very sick. It did a world of good last winter for our little ones. Thanking you for your kindness to us and our afflicted ones, we remain, yours gratefully, Dr. Hartman receives many letters from Catholic Sisters from all over the United States. A recommend recently received from a Catholic institution in Detroit, Mich., reads as follows: Dr S. B. Hartman, Columbus, Ohio: Dear Sir:—“‘The young girl who used the Peruna was suffering from laryngi- tis, and loss of voice. The result of the treatment was most satisfactory. She found great relief, and after farther use of the medicine we hope to be able to say she is entirely cured.’’—Sisters of Charity. This young girl was under the care of the Sisters of Charity and used Peruna for catarrh of the throat, with good results as the above letter testifies. From a Catholic institution in Cen- tral Ohio comes the following recom- amend from the Sister Superior: “Some years ago a friend of_our insti- tution recommended to us Dr. Hartman’s Peruna as an excellent remedy for the influenza of which we then had several eases which threatened to be of a serious character. “We beeen to use it and experienced such wonderful results that since then SISTERS OF ST. JOSEPH.” Peruna has become our favorite medicine for influenza, catarrh, cold, cough and bronchitis.” Another recommend from a Catholic institution of one of the Central States written by the Sister Superior reads as follows: “A number of pepe ago our attention was called to Dr. Hartman’s Peruna, and since then we have used it with wonderful results for grip, coughs, colds and catarrhal diseases of the head and stomach. “For grip and winter catarrh: cane cially it has been of great service to the inmates of this institution.” SISTERS OF CHARITY All Over the United States Use Pe-ru-na for Catarrh. A recommend recently received from a Catholic institution in the Southwest reads as follows: *, A Prominent Mother Superior Says: “I can testify from experience to the efficiency of Peruna as one of the very best CATARRH, COUGHS. COLDS, GRIP Attending ° Chapel Service medicines, and it ives me pleasure £ add Se to that of thousands who have used it. For_ years I suf- fered ‘with catarrh of the stomach, all remedies roving valueless for relief. Tass spring I went to Colo- rado, hoping id oe pot by a change of climate an vihile there a friend advised me to try Peruna. After using two bottles I'found myself very much im- roved. The remains of my old disease ing now s0 slight, I consider myself cured, yet for a while I intend to con- tinue the use of Peruna. I am now treating another patient with your medi- cine. She has sick with malaria and troubled with leuchorrhea. I have no doubt that a cure wi:l be § effected.” These are samples of letters received by Dr. Hartman from the various orders of Catholic Sisters throughout the United States. The names and addresses to these let- ters have been withheld from_ res) to the Sisters, but will be furnished on jest. “One-half of the diseases which afflict mankind are due to some catarrhal de- rangement of the mucous membrane lin- ing some organ or passage of the body. q remedy that would act immediately upon the congested mucous membrane restoring it to its normal state, would consequently cure these diseases. Catarrh is catarrh wherever located, whether it be in the head, throat, lungs, stomach, kidneys or ari organs. A remedy that will cure it in one location will cure it in all locations. Peruna cures catarrh wherever located. If you do not derive prompt and satis- factory results from the use of Peruna, write at once to Dr. Hartman, giving @ full statement of your case and he will be pleased to give you his valuable advice tis. S"Address Dr. Hartman, President of Ste Hartman Sanitarium, Columbus, PATENTS. List of Patents Issued Last Week to Northwestern Inventors. 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These are all great hog, sheep and cattle fatteners, and last but not least, Salzer’s Victoria Rape for sheep, and Salzer’s Teosinte, good for 80 tons of green food for cattle, and Salzer’s Billion Dollar Grass Bromus Inermis for lots and lots of good hay. These things make it possible for me to grow live stock by the thousands. Have you heard of Earliest cane? Gives six mowings a year, and Teo- sinte, the 80 ton per acre fodder wonder? JUST SEND THIS NOTICE AND lOc mt STAMPS to the John A. Salzer Seed Co., La Crosse, Wis., and receive their big cat- alog and lots of farm seed samples free. (W. N. U.) Specified. “I have worked it out,” said Briefly, the successful lawyer, “and find that advertising costs me several hundred pounds a year.” “The idea! Why, I thought you law- yers never advertised. The ethics of the profession, I understand.” “Oh, I refer to the advertisements of the West end shops that my wife and daughters read so closely.”—Cas- sell’s London Journal. PERKRIN’S PILE SPECIFIC. ‘The Internal Remedy that will cure absolutely any case of Piles. Insist on getting it from your Druggist. No Longer Appropriate. His Physisian—You are burning the candle-at both ends. Rich, but Irritable Patient—Any cheap, old-fashioned doctor could have told me that. When I pay you $50 for an opinion you ought to use a meta- phor more in accordance with this age of gas and electric’ light—Chicago Tribune. JUNE TINT BUTTER COLOR makes top of the market butter. A short girl gets around it by mak- ing the stripes in her skirt run in the opposite direction. im- + Woman is the extinct ancestress of the lady. In Winter Use Allen’s Foot-Ease. A powder. Your feet feel uncomfort- able, nervous and often cold and damp. If you have sweating, sore feet or tight shoes, try Allen's Foot-Ease. Sold by all druggists and shoe stores, 25 cents. Sample sent free. Address Allen S, Olm- sted, Le Roy, N. Y. The ocean diver who can’t get any diving to do must be in the depths of despair. WHEN HE WAS DISCOVERED. The Author Wanted Unbiased Opin- ion and Got It. Not long ago Everett T. Tomlinson, author of “A Lieutenant Under Wash- ington” and many other popular books for boys, dropped into the children’s room at the Boston public library. “T fancy I felt,” he says, “as most writers would when I discovered a lad with one of my books on the table be- fore him, and apparently deeply in- terested in its perusal. “Assured that I would have the very opportunity I most desired, that of drawing from him his own impres- sions, I soon entered into conversa- tion with him, thereby, I fear, some- what infringing upon the rules. “For a time he talked glibly, and I was congratulating myself that I was securing candid and unbiased opin- ions from the very fountain head—a Boston boy—when suddenly he looked up, and said: “I know who you are! You're the man who wrote this book. I’ve seen your picture!’”—New York News. Got the Right Kind. Gainesville, Texas, Feb. 22nd.—Mrs. L. E. Burton of 507 Glad street, this city, writes the following letter: “I have been awfully troubled with my Kidneys.; I was in a bad fix and had been doctoring with the Doctors, but was getting no better. I tried a remedy called Dodd’s Kidney Pills and I found they did me lots of good. I had a slight return of my trouble and I went to the Drug Store and call- ed for Dodd’s Kidney Pills. They said there was no such pills. I told them there was. They said they had the best pills that were made and per- suaded me to try a box of another kind, not Dodd’s. As I needed some medicine, I bought a box, but they did me no good, so I went elsewhere and got the real Dodd’s Kidney Pills and very soon was completely eured. I took a box up to the Drug Store and showed them that there was such pills and asked them to order some, but as I haven’t needed any more I havent’ called to see whether or not they got them.” The tombstone engraver may not be unkind, but he indulges in many REINCARNATION. Nothing New in the Theory as Far as This Laughter-Inducer Was Con- cerned—On Earth in Many Dis- guises and at Many Times. “Metempsychosis?” said the Old Joke, as he deftly placed another pill in his pipe. “Why, of course! Old story to me, I assure you. Transmi- gration of souls an everyday occur- rence. And as for reincarnation—why, bless you, my boy, I have been com- ing back to earth for many centuries, and in as many different forms as those of the animals that Noah—not old Noah, from my point of view, be- lieve me!—had in his ark. “I tell you, my boy, these Theoso- phists have got the right idea about it. We die but to live again. We make our little brief appearance on the stage of life and then we vanish, only to return in some new guise—our astral body the same, our terrestrial form the only thing changed about us. And sometimes that is not changed as much as might be wished. I have worn many guises in my day. Heigh, ho! It wearies me to begin to think of them all. There was the time when Adam cracked his sides with laughter. He had sprung me upon his better half, and Eve—well, Eve was a woman of exceeding politeness (as evidence her courtesy to the Ser- pent), and she did her very best to smile at me, although I am fully con- vinced she did not see my point at all. “The next time I remember to have come to earth was in the Land of Nod. That was about nine thousand years ago, as nearly as I can recollect. It caused a great sensation among the simple Noddites when I was suddenly sprung upon them as a New Thing. If I recollect aright, I was printed then in the newspapers of the time, and the ‘| reporters were kind enough to write ‘Laughter’ in brackets after me, so as to make sure that the inhabitants would appreciate me at my cachin- natory worth. “Life is too short for me to attempt to rehearse my various reincarnations since then. I have appeared in comic opera and tragedy; have graced the minstrel stage, and appeared suddenly in the pulpit as a Racy Bon Mot. 1 have traveled all over the civilized world as a Newspaper Joke. I have been illustrated and set to music; have helped to make the fortunes of several comedians and the reputations of numerous after dinner speakers. And last night—will you be:ieve it?— one of the best known and most origi- nal— “Hello!” said the Old Joke, sadly, “My pipe has gone out and I have not another pill in the box. I shall die if I cannot get a smoke—I know I shall. But never mind! I shall soon come back again in some new form, and the suffering public will accept me as the latest and newest thing in Jokes!”—New York Herald. She Knew Them. “Girls are certainly past all under- defStanding,” said the big athletic fellow to his pretty companion. “Here you make all sorts of a fuss over to- bacco, while other girls of my ac quaintance request me to blow smoke into their hair. Yes, they do; but goodness knows what for. They say they like to have the odor of tobacco clinging in their tresses. I must say I can’t agree with them. A good fresh cigar is one thing, but the odor of stale tobacco smoke is another. Some- times I’ve thought that maybe the to- bacco did something to the hair, gave it life, put a glint of gold into it, made it more luxuriant, or something. Otherwise why should they insist that I puff a lot of smoke on them?” The pretty girl smiled knowingly. “Did you ever think,’ she asked, “that the odor of stale tobacco about a wom- an might lead her friends to believe that she had many masculine callers?” The athletic fellow looked at her admiringly. “It takes a woman to un- derstand a woman,” he said. What He Wanted. He entered the lawyer’s office after the manner of the meek and mild. His eyes were cast to the floor, his mien was bashful. ‘Are you the tawyer?” he asked of —call him Smith. “1 am,” said Smith. “I want advice,” said the wanderer. “I am in love with a certain young woman. I love her very much, and mean to marry her. She is engaged to me. But I am afraid she thinks more of another man. I went to call on her the other evening, and disturbed her as this other man was kissing her.” “That’s rather an interesting state of things,” suggested Smith. what can I do for you? I cannot ad- vise you in any respect regarding this man. Judging by what you tell me, your marriage with this young woman is something that will not happen.” “Couldn’t I—couldn’t you—isn’t it possible for me to have an injunction served against this man?” Smith tried-to figure it out—New York Times. The Kiss in the Cup. There is no gladness in the glass Unless thou, pour for me; ut taste it first before it pass en I will drink with thee; For if those lovely lips of thine Have breathed upon the brim I swear that I will drain the wine, Although it reach the rim. wh. who could bear to say thee nay, Ofnen “thou. hast kissed the cup?. Or who would turn the other way ‘When thou hast filled it up? Bono. vies toe a. sats And carries Fes By REP og s have . bau hcag Jane Minot Lodge. VENERABLE JOKE TALKS OF] “But |! The mild and immediate effect of Dr. Kilmer's Swamp-Root, the great kidney and bladder remedy, is soon realized. It stands the highest for its wonderful cures of the most distressing cases. Swamp- Root will set your whole system right, and the best proof of this is a trial. 14 East 120th St., New Yore Crry. Dear Sir: Oct. 15th, 1903, “I hadfbeen suffering severely from kidney trouble. All symptoms were on hand; my former Strength and power had left me; I could hardly drag myself along. Even my mental capacity was giving out, and often I wished to die. It was then I saw an advertisement of yours in a New York lei but would not have paid any attention to it, ad it not promised a sworn guarantee with every bottle of your medicine, asserting that your Swamp- Root is purely vegetable, and does not contain any harmful drogs. I am seventy years and four months old, and with a good conscience I can recommend Swamp-Root to all sufferers from kidney troubles. Four members of my family have been using Swamp-Root for four different kidney diseases, with the same good results.” With many thanks to you, I remain, Very truly yours, ROBERT BERNER. ' You may. have a sample bottle of this famous kidney remedy, Swamp-Root, sent free by mail, postpaid, by which you may test its virtues for such disorders as kidney, bladder andsuric acid diseases, poor digestion, being obliged to pass EDITORIAL NOTE.—So success- ful is Swamp-Root in promptly curing even the most distressing cases of kidney, liver or bladder troubles, that to prove its won- derful merits, you may have a sample bottle and a book of valuable information, both sent absolutely free by mail. The book con- tains many of the thousands upon thou- sands of testimonial letters received from menand women cured. The value and suc- cess of Swamp-Root is so well known that our readers are advised to send for asample bottle. In sending your address to Dr. Kil- mer & Co., Binghamton, N.Y., be sure tosay nu \To Prove what Swamp-Root, the Great Kidney Remedy, Will Do for YOU, Every Reader of ‘this paper May Have a Sample Bottle Sent Free by Mail. Weak and unhealthy kidneys sickness and suffering than any other disease, therefore, when through neglect or other causes, kidney trouble is permitted to continue, fatal results are sure to follow. Your other organs may need attention—but your kidneys most, because they do most and need attention first. 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