Grand Rapids Herald-Review Newspaper, May 2, 1903, Page 5

Shimon ny eo _ this story relative to another member | : 2 “A ol ia ee Was) consid- ‘ wh sa a pastor who hi had mae ¢ ‘his hair, kick gates ‘A preacher in Topeka, Kan,, tells er a for the ean The d ons had been told that a lawyer cf'the town had known the ene intimate- ly. They went to him and asked for | a statement of the qualifications of the candidate. , ‘Yes, I know Brother very well,’ said the lawyer. ‘T He is scholarly, able like him,’ ‘The ¢cacons’ thanked the lawyer and’ were going away when he | called to them in consequence of an afterthought, ‘I don’t know as it -Makes any difference,’ said he apolo- Setically, ‘but perhaps I ghould tell you that.he’s as ugly as h—l when - he’s drunk.’” A LITTLE TOO PREVIOUS. Boy’s Parting Shot at the Professor Was tl-Timed. In a public school in the northwest section it is the custom for the super- vising principal to receive “Good morning” and “Good afternoon” from the pupils on entering and leaving’ the School. one boy, who eyaded the custom as often as possible. One Friday after- noon he saluted the principal with the startling farewell, “Go to the dev- il, professor,” and ran out of the school.. The professor became very angry over the affair, and thought over several plans of punishment to mete cut on the following Monday Mecnday morning came, and e hoy, wko sat on a bench room. When the he began to cry, with it th ovtside the’ class pro’essor appeared, and loudly explained: or, don’t expel me; we were gofng to move away from here on Friday, and | now we ain’t.” It is needless to say he was not expelled.—Philadelphia Ledger. Scar Modern rows. So many cases cf troublesome short j wires have oc- ciows, ‘circuiting of electric curred. recently by hawks, cagles, cic., n ‘wires that the Electrical Review sus- gests the expedient of putting scare- crows ‘on the tops of tae poles. The electrical inventers have, tound ways to head off most of the teeanical trou- bles cf.electric distribution, but these pranks of arimels are more diffi to prevent. When a bird cr cat mz a bridge betwecp two highly charged wires itis irstantly cremated by the currert, but this is smail satisfaction for the damage and sczre at tae cen- tral station that ibis stdden shert cir- cuit causes. Certainly Net. When you see a ycung man sitting in a drawirg rocm with the ugliest 4- year-old boy that ever frightened him- self in a mirrcr clambering over his knees, ji place, ru owls, ont, is shirs, all his pocke ers, while the unresisting victim emiles ell the time like the cover of a comic paper, you pulling = may gafely say that the howling boy has a sister who is in a rcom not twenty feet away, and that the young man doesh’t come there just for the fun of playing with her brother. ne a Religious Zeal Too Strong. John Newdick, a citizen of Kokomo, Ind., is of a strongly religious turn, but Mrs. Newdick is a trifle unregen- erate. The, ether evening John an- nounced family prayers, but at that moment it was inconvenient for his wife to attend, as her hands were “in the dough.” John was already on his knees, but he arose and thrashed his irreligicts spouse, after which he concluded his .devotional. excrcises with all due reverence. Mrs. Newdick had him up before a magistrate next morning and nis excess of zeal cost him $25 and costs.—Exchange. Natural Cause for Alarm. Chief Justice J. M. Fitzsimmons of the New Yerk city court told a good story recertiy of his experiences in | the oil regiors many years ago. They were workirg hard fer a “strike,” and boring nizat and day, and, as the evenings were cold, a fire was built. One night a vein was struck from which the gas rushed to a height of over a hundred feet, and a stream of fire shot into the air. The foreman, Tim McCarty, rushed to the door with a yell, “Get up, get up, Fitzsimmons. We've broke through into hell.” Mrs. Meekton Was Ready. “Henriétta,” said Mr. Meekton, “did you hear that lecture in which it was stated that the fact that Adam arrived on earth before Eve indicated “that men should assume a certain precedence over women?” “I did,” was the somewhat icy reply. “Isn’t -it-absurd? It simply shows that Adam .Was expected to get the garden in shape for Eve’s comfort, just asthe modern man gets up in the morning and lights the _ fire.”—Washington Star. . Better Than the Locomotive. Passing the Academy of Music one matinee day, | met a friend coming out. “What is the matter,” I asked; “play bad?” “No.” be replied,.“but it is too hot in tnere; the house is liter- ally packed wit» women. You see, it’s the name—‘Ninety and Nine’—that hes them. They fancy that the mission has been marked down from a dollar and can’t resist the bar gain.”—New York Times. _ Went to college with him, and I at- | “tended his church after he entered | the ministry. » and eloquent: and I am sure you will It was rather repulsive for | “Oh, profess: | tie cut of ; feeling in | aigpeeiacmmnirrt THAN D AS cstan cen, anise Some light is thrown of the possi- bilities of. He ina an inter-- da oe ecital_ co’ e@ auto- biography” eo as ert ‘Houdin, the | see conjuzer. ‘He taught his son 4 glance. at, pt | y, a shop window and ‘picture, the window’s contents. ‘Then | he would ask him to de: ye the con- tents, checking and corr he went on. On one was commanded to give a performan court. As he room to the salcn he note the ngem: and’ the, contents et. Then at the close of the entertain- | ment Houdin astonished his audience by giving what he called a “second- sight” /test. Declaring his -unfamil- iarity ) with the Tuilieries, Houdin, blindfolding hi send his gaze pwell of the room to the cham yond, to de- scribe the Peet the cham- ber and to read the titles of the vol- umes on the shelves of the bookcases. This feat the yéung lad accomplished, to the astonishment of the court. 4 Tuileries to. before thé French ssed thr a MUST HAVE BEEN A SHOCK. | Remarkable Effect of Change of Newspaper Headlines. Capt. Edgar S. Dow of New Haven, | to whom was giyen the honor of: pilot- ing Président Roosevelt’s yacht into New Haven harbor on ,his visit to | Connecticut’s metropolis last fall, is an entertaining old salt, who can al- ways go a story-teller one better. Ap- propos of the humorous mistakes that printers make, the captain lately told | the following of his own observation: ‘Years ago,” he declared, “I used to +! ake a New York paper that printed H a shipping news on the same ze | with the obituaries. You can imagine the shock it gave me one morning to find the captions exchanged, and a | long list of respectable names printed: | under the marine heading, “Passed Through Hell Gate Yesterday.” _ A Promising Chimpanzee. A chimpanzee taken to England | | te be on the point of talking. It al- ready makes. guttural sounds-which its attendants can understand. But a | dog can do as much as that. was shown at the Buffalo e: a German doctor who had to ¢ ; ceat-mutes said that a slight operation upon one of the ligaments of tongue would enable the animal to | . speak. At that time the chimpanzee wag under contract. .But it will prob- 1 ably now be taken to Germany for the operation. It can even now use a type | writer and play the piano. But these professiors are overcrowded. A talk- ing chimpanzee would make an excel- lert living, even tiough, like many | other talkers, it said nothing worth | Learing. Turned On the Light. s The man Calve is reported to have | selected for her first husband and see | ond leve is Jules Bois, an interesting writer on o¢cult topics. His one-act | lay, “The Devil in Darkness,” was | given only cne performance at Mont- martre. It was played in total dark- | ness, voices of different timbre speak- ing solemnly a dialogue that quite transcended in mystic realism any: thing Paris had ever heard before. Unluckily for Bois, some envious rival bribed the gas man to turn on the | hghts in thé middle of the act, and a half-dozen commonplace Montmartre singers of both sexes were discovered sitting on wooden chairs, all of them grinning over the misadventure. Af- ter that Jules Bois gave up the stage’ in despair, The frishm. n and the Sun. An Irishman who had just landed in New York from his home in Ireland was stroiling around the city, taking in the sights. In the course of his walk he came across B.ttery park, | and Iséeing a bench unoccupied near the water frort, sat down. It was just about stumset when the Celt took his seat in the park snd as he gazed across the water at Governor's island the big guas at that place boomed, announcing sunset. Now, this noise | was nev to the Irishman, aad’he said to a policeman who was passing by: “Phat's thot noise fur?” “Aw, it’s the sun goin’ down,” r plied the officer. “Begobs.” remarked the Celt, the sun nivir went down thot hard in ire- | land.”—Philadelphia Bulletin. | J | Herring Cleaned by Machine. AG Very clever is a Swedish inventor | named Ekenberg, who has construct- | ed a machine which takes herrings as | they. come from the net, sorts them | HS, It Count; Mi 0 to memorize accurately, as in a brain [sale at Grand Rap Sse te a pers ota, on. June 3,” 1993, a at “a.m. in Gone fears, Carlton County, ki oth asked him: ns fake Iatcly from the United States is said i When it | {f the | Lyear from thélgnd Cay opMarch A.D. 190 ie | On lot twenty into the four sizes recognized by the trade, scrapes off their scales, cuts off their heads, splits, cleans and Washes them inside and out. The | machine does all this automatically, and turns out 20,000 herrings per j-hour. One of the big floating herring | factories which go out from Goteberg | to the herring banks is to be equipped | with this ‘astonishing ~ apparatus, | which ought to effect a revolution in | the price of bloaters. | | American Generosity. | Under the title, “Gifts and Be quests,” Appleten’s Annual Cyclopedia | enumerates gifts and bequests for | public purposes which were made, be- | came operative or were completed in the United States to the amount of more than. $85,000,000, This list does | _ not include amounts less than $5, 000 | nor denominational contributions for | educational or benevolent purposes, nor state or municipal appropriations. Among. these excluded contributions ke are those to the American board of —foreign missions, over $18,369,163. } and Notice is hereby given th: P08 ‘the d ys and datesane at Ms timed nd places named hetein, I, Grorce \. Frmyn, ex-Curer Crerk- of the Stare Lanp ICE. will offer for sale at PUBLIC Auction, about 109, 000 acres of STATE- GRANT LANDS. Ygeper 4 o'clock pi im. 2 2 rai Sale. at “Watkei,. ‘Gis: Cou, Minneid, on June 5; 1903, at 19:30 o'clock Minnesota, on June g 1903, at g o’cloek.a. m. Minnesota, on ine Io, ae at 9 o'clock: tkin® County, Hen, Lands. will 5 offered for sale to the highest bidder | they cannot be sold for Jess than-the appraised price | to $10 00 peratre. The average apprasal’ being je the terms of the sale are very libeaal, only twenty- to be cash at the time of sale. the uppaid balancé g six per cent interest. Certificates or contracts of signable., ‘Lhis country abouns in beautiful sh, 2 opd has Delts of hard wood timber interspersed dows. For maps, List of Lands'or any other in- formate “partainirg to t le, apply to the undersigned, All mineral ights reserved. . GEORGE A. FLINN, Ex-Chiet Clerk State Land Office. 4.414 Pioneer Press Building, St. Paul, Minnesota. five en to rn: a “ye be_ issued, a Jakes well ‘s cocked | with with traeis 0 “natural m . April 18, 1203. Notice of First Mieting of Creditors. Notice of Expiration of Redemption. ict Court of the United States ATE, OF MINNESOTA c 1- Division, District of Min- County of Ttasca. Office of County Auditor, Minnasota. To Smith & Richardson ti are hereby notified that tho piece or parcel of land Siege te ‘county Of Itusea, state of Minnesota, known and described as follows. to- Southwest one-quarter of the southwest ont-quarter (sw i of sw +4) of section twenty- ven, (27), township fifty-six (56), range twenty-four (24). is now assessed in your name; That en the first day of May, A. D. 9. at the sale of land arsuant to the reai judgment, duly given and made in district court in and forsaid coun- a, on tbe first day of Itasca. on the ot March, A. D, 1899. in proveedings the payment of taxes delinquent te for the year 1891, for the said county of Ttasca. the above described piece or. 1 of iand was sold to the State of . for ae sum of .threa and 96-100 8). being the Pgh ad of .taxes.. sts duc for the year 1897. of March, 1803. said land ining unredeemed und the amount he same avas sold for to the state, with all taxes, pennities, costs and due on suid land having been paid ry of said Itasca county, d by the State of Minnesota, lby the auditor of said Itasca rsudnt to the statete in such case In_ the Dis r the I nesota, In the Matter of Ttasca County, ¥: In Ragkruptey. ditors of Wilham J. Kelly, of the County of itasea aud bankrupt. a, they on the 13th aay bh pt; Ors eH be held at Room ational Bank Building, in the City of Dulnth. on the 30th day of Ape A..D.. at ten ofcloc the forenoon, a which 1 prove mn Tho thé bank bu J i STATE OF M County-o! Village of Gr: praying the 5 and: te minat- tes by the folowing 1 to redeem the <n time for redém of Jand from sa his natin, and proof n fled in the office of the nd and Official seal, this 5th E. J. FARRELL. County Auditor, Itasca County, Minn. cay of M nofone year | [AUDITOL D, 1903. at and in , ound floor of of the Cast 58 feet of lots 7 of the original piat | = f onovyear| | ; 3 iv the Nlice for Application for Liquor Licenses. on st of Grand | STATE OF MID SOTA, } County of It 3 vi nd Rapids. $ y given that ay Appleasiins » ‘in writing to the Village lof Grand Rapids, and filed. in Recor- & for licenses to sell intoxi- the term of one year of April. A, D, 1903, af and room on t r on lot Notice is he tie 0 of one 903. at and ound ficorof in block 18, in cating liquors. for the torm of one year from Gates as per applications, also places men- tioned in Same: A. M. Juhnson, for the term ofjone year from the Ist day of Apri!, A. D., 1903, at and in the east front ‘room of the building situa- ted on Jot 1, in block 18, in the original plat of Grand Kaupids. Minnesota. Kelly, for the term of-one year 1, A. D,. 1903, at and round floor of the block 18, in the pids, Minn, rm of one year from D., 1903, at‘and in the ma, in the On lots 13, at of Grand ‘year from lithe cast f the butiding the original p Arthur'E. W from the isto southeust. the th of G RF Apel Foom on The rated on Tot “ound oor of Hiding in the village known us the Glad- nd stone Hotel Aipine & m the ist of t room on the Iding situated on lot ul townsite of Gra Gunn, for the ti |the Ist day of April building known as Hotel southwest room thorcof sit 14 und 15, of block 19, in originat pl Rapids. MeDo} e term of one and determ- Village of min the vil-| axe Conseil o as at the council n-wbove said villageson Monday, | Rabie Vday of April, yD. 10) af 80 Oelvek pplications will be heard and deter- iy dintd tind sealof said Village | 0 ified forthe: uh day of cD. nh, of that d Matheney Hunt ond Sea een ilage of Grand Rapids, this 1th day of April A. D., und Rapids, this 30th duy of March, a. 3. FORGE RIDDELL, President. G st, J, 8. GOLE, Recorder, 4mr GEORGE RIDDELL, President. Recorder. al8a25, Notice of Application forLiquor License, STATE OF MIN County of It Village of Grand:li ste ier Hive Notice is “hereby: ive STATE OF MINNESOTA, tn havo been made in- wr td the A eg Fr Counei of suid villaze of Grand. Rapi Oounty; ot Itasca. filed in my offiee prayng for licepse to sell | In Dis! intoxicating lipuors for the term commer rict Court, The State fteenth Judicial Distrset of Minnesota, to the above-nai.ed ing as follows tind terminating, ow the follo defendant: ing dates, by. the -foliowing. persons. and at | Irving Khoiles, Plaines, ‘the following plucos us stated im suid appli- | cation Lalibe to-wit: Leroux for the | Lottie Rh te té las | Defendant, rm one You are hergby summoned and reqnired to t | auswer the complaint of the’ plaintiff in the t front roouw of the one story | above entitled action, which is on file in the three Gi). in block | Office of the clerk of said court at his office 1 plat of Grand | | in the village of Grand Rapids, Itasca county ‘ Minnesota, and to s v& Company, for the-term | wer to said complaint on the subs ith dey of Mareh./A. D. | his office in the_ vill and Rapids in 31903, in ihe front won the ground floor of | d county of Itasca Within thir y anys after the two story frame-building situated ov the sereiea-vof :kliis east half(e!s] of lotsnumber thirt four- of the day of such ser tecn and fifteen. in block number sixteen. auswer said ¢omplaidt original phut of che villuge of Grund, Rapids, | time aforesaid. the plaintiff in this action will Itasea county, M apply to the court for the relief demanded in John n, for the erm of one year from} the: sald complaint with the costs and dis- the litt diy,of ‘Me st | bursements of this action. ron 8 one § f % Sree -four in Y blake ceca i aartke notice. further, that thisaction is an original plat of Grand Lap! Dated, February 11, 1908. on lot aan Flete of oney car from clus to veen in the Minneapoii Jobn Kell the 12th day of room on the building s number ninc hs Grand ©, L. Pratt. _., Attorney for Plaintiff. Grand-Rapids, Ttasea county, Minn. for the term af one year from 1903, if the front flooot tha Umalad ry frame ated on lot eighteen in block | — Uplaver the villege Notice to the Public. 3ids will bo received at this office up to May 3. for hauling coal from the ratcbad to power plant for the coming season, also bids for hauling wood cord, from 3! of r | Se Section 3 township, 36, range 2. April 13, 19 J. 8, GOLE. Recorder. ‘teard and d jog the Vil min the v e on Monde ut 8:30 o'clock vil hh. A. D. GEORGE RIDDELL, President. = Home Bottied Beer. Ladies John Costello finds that his home bottled Minneapolis beer is meeting with gveat favor among his patrons. He is enabled to sell it at $2.40 per case and the demand for itis constant- Order a case sent to th day of M 4mimi{. Seasonable Goods For Tbave received a> complete line of ladies and children’s ‘spring fashions samples, iucluding suits, waists, skirts. silk petticoats, musiin under- ware, and also goods sold by the yard. These are from two leading firms in Chicago. I would be pleased to haye you call and inspect them. Mrs. C. Rin ly growing. zoods your hous Dd R. D. COSTELLO, When you | coffee go to Hughes want pure tea and i & Co DENTIST. For Salec='Thocouahbred Light Brahama roosters, and eggs for setting In.season. MRS.J, Ms EASTWOOD Trout Lake, +: — Office in Marr Building. — AND RAPIDS;MINNESOT A DEFECTIVE PAGE Fruits,” Confectionery,, = Fe Ice, Cre: a lee Cream, sy ‘Tobaccos, : eof panel * Ttis RNoLeny free ee * ign ingredients. - Its ae comes solely from the ine the amber color from the oak f sone ~ | @owhich itis kept. Real age bas acédmplished | ps taken the place of expert | blending, and the addition, of nf EA i eae He ee ee sasaneess : % # | (A flavoring oils, prune juice, saceh- = N. A. PAONAULT : ite. Blvcerige, oe “which is qi EF eewesceceoecs 3 ,often used to make new whisky 2 ‘PROPRIFTOR: &, palatable. . Pion er = Father Marqu tte : ee i =) jis a pba pu re, Pertegt “es * as ® @ ripened only by real age. : Barber 3 recommended'to Tost scekings a z * high- rads pure article. $ Your Patronage Solleited. if Onn ep Cl « #, LELAND AVENUE. at 4 Sole Agent 26 ee ae ee ea ea ea eae ae ea eat a ‘ease - | | GRAND RAPIDS MINN. — BRICK LIME CEMENT] | ™ Geo. F. Kremer. : Grand Rapids, Minn. D® CHAS. M. STORCH, PHYSICIAN AND SURGEON GRAND RAPIDS. Itasca County =< Abstract Office * ©. W. Hastings. F. P. SHELDON. President. Cashier P. J. SHELDON, GC. E. AIKEN, Vice President. Asst. Cashier ABSTRAC TS, REAL ESTATE, FIRE INSURANCE. First National Bank, Grand Rapids, Minn. Conveyances Drawn. Taxes Paid for Non-Residents, KREMER & KING, Proprietors. Transacts a General Banking Business. : . GRAND RAPIDS, : : MINN G20. HSPHAR Ac RB. CLAIR, Register of eee: of Itasca County Mineral Pine ana Farming Lands Pine Stumpage Boughs, ABSTRACTS OF TITLE. «« GRAND,RAPIDS. GEORGE THAYER | ;— CONTRACTOR AND ATTORNEY AT LAW GRAND RAPIDS, - |- MINN S. FP. Warre FRANK F, Price Wiaurs « price LAWYERS (Office Over Metzger’s Meat Market) GRAND RAPIDS,MINN. And 815-816 Torry Building Dututh, Minn’ s _ |. RHODES, BUILDER. ‘ PAINTER Stone Walls, Vaeees and Chimneys | AND Unit. - aperhanger . All, work guaranteed. Leave Ord@rs‘at Steven’s Hotel. Grand Rapids, ' Minnesota. Practical Plasterer, Grand Rapids, Minn. Call at Residence on Sleeper avenue, Opposite J. J. Decker. Do You Want A Home? Corner lot 150x140 in Houghton’s Addition with small house and good garden for sale cheap if taken atonce. Smail payment and easy terms on balance. Price $250. FIVE ROOM HOUSE and -two lots, fenced, city water, in best loca- tion, Stone foundation under house. Price $900. We also have many desirable resi- dence lots that can be bought on monthly payments. Call and get prices. FARM LANDS at prices and terms that will sell on sight. W. E. NEAL, Dealer in oT Pine and Farming: Lands. The tinest List of Agricultural and Grazing.Lands in the County. The Most Excellent Sites for Manu 1acturing Enterprises. « Prospective Settlers Located. Correspondence Solicited. ReishUs-Remer Land GBs! rma xwia, - 7 nS, -"" HARNESS Heavy, Light, Single and; ; «. Bal Double. . ** a Plush and Fur Robes, Collars, Sweat Pads, Blankets, Etc Everything kept as in a First-class Harness shop. My Goods a Sold ae Minneapolis Prices. Sole Agent for Balsam of Myrrh, tre Best Liniment on Earth for Domestic Animals. Repairing done Promplty and Neatly. EMIL LITCHKE, GRAND RAPIDS Satisfaction Guaranteed in all Cases. Minn by ene CSB iperames. Fy