Grand Rapids Herald-Review Newspaper, April 11, 1903, Page 5

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How John Db. Rockefeller Cured ‘Em ploye of Smoking. “IT worked fer John D. Rockefeller once,” said a well-known landscape gardener of this city. “One morning J was out in tho grounds doing some work among the plants and flowers, end as I worked I smoked. | Pretty socn the old man strolled out that way and when he came up to where I was, said in a quiet way: ‘I never had any money to burn.’ I didn’t tumble for a second, and he stcod there looking at. -me. ‘I-have managed to put away a_ few dollars,’ he continued, ‘but I never had any money to burn.’ It came to | 1 at once what he meant and 1 w the cigar away. Next morning when he came around there I wasn’t ; smoking. He came up with a smile | on his face apd said: ‘Well, the stove isn’t going to-day.’"—-Columbus (0.) State Journal. TOO EARNEST IN HIS WORK. Old Colored Man’s Humorous Warn- ing to His Employer. A southern member of Congvess { who lives in a Washington hotel has ; for his personal attendant an old col- | ored man to whom he is much attach- ed. The negro, by virtue of long servi- { tude, has come to asst rable authority over iis The Congressman was y some friends the cther eve host ering them a drink ef v ing he was about to take ore b ing to break up a cold. The took three or four drirks, and the jug was -abovt to be passed again, wnen the negro servant made things very embarrassing to the hest by saying: “Deed, sah, you said youwas a-takin’ this yer whisky to break up a cold. *Pears like they was tryin’ to break up a hull winte Wants State to Feed peailater Representative Louis J. T St. Louis will introduce a bill in the legislature providing that the state shall furnish its legislaters with rooms’ and board ring their siay Jefferson city. is tired of rabbit pie and tou, steak and that as things are now a man who lives in decent shape during the legislative session can hardly meet his expenses. He, wants the fegislature to. appropriate $50,000 for the establishment of a hotel, which } could be used by members during the session and by state officials at other times. “Then,” he, . “if the boarding dard grub the state can be held fe- sponsible.” The tarough its ¢ expressed in fa ation and celebr: as the centenn founding of Chicago. Resolutions were adopted in which the commitice’ calls attention to the fact that the date chosen marks the passage of ore hun- dred years since the Federai troops, commanded by Lieut. Swearingen, es- tablished Ft. Dearborn at the mouth of the Chicago river and laid the foun- dation of Chicago. The occasion, in the cpirion of the committee, marks the real beginning of the city’s his tory, rather than the arrival of John Kinzie, as has been cardi utive committee, has ion-cn Aug. 1, 1902, Mountaineer’s Harsh Judgment. Bishop Coleman of Delaware goes on a tr West Virginia every summer and/ of course, many odd - experiences. Last s or, clad in old and dust- covercc nes, he entered an inn where seve! mountaineer; sat talk- ing. Qne of them with characteristic hospitality ited him to take a drink, but e bishop courteously de- clined. “Do you eat hay?” said the native. “Why, no, my friend,” said the stran wonderingly. “Then,” said the m don’t ‘think 35 eempany for let’s take Friends Thought Him Dead. Ex-Congressman Outhwaite of Ohio ting Wa nearly every- ph H. Outhwaite of Ohio died recently, and newspapers generally announced that it was the former member of con- gress who had departed the land of the living. fifty times during the past ten days,” said Mr. Outhwaite, “I have seen a startled look come into the eyes of acquaintances when I met } them. ‘Great Scott, ma , they will! exclaim, ‘I thought you were. dead.’” Bridesmaids. wedding held in New wer than fifteen who were all punctually ® beautiful toilettes, given by 's father, t received $25 fer appearing in the ding tr re of the ye receive uch as 2100 for of hono while one woma i, \ for her be maid at more than much scught 2) appeared: as bri 200 weddi amassed quite a little fortune, besides receiving many costly presents. Novels Read by Statesmen. Senator Platt of Connecticut hap- pened into a house committee rcom and found Congressman Metcalfe of California readjng. “A novel?” quer- fed the Yankee gravely. “Yes.” “Say, Metcalfe, do you like detective stories -—the one with villians in ‘em The Californian showed him the page of the book he had been perusing. It wasaregular “Old Sleuth” affair. “So do I,” said Piatt, and then the two statesmen began to discuss this par ticular brand of literature. ; Wondertui ‘Accomplishment bilities of memory culture by an inter- esting recital contained in the auto- ‘biograpay of Robert Houdin, the per sourereer ol 8 famous eonjever. He taught his son , Outstanding orders re Febechppa! to glance at. say, a shop window and ° to memorize accurately, as in a brain picture, the windew's contents. Then he would ask him to describe the con- | will have to be sy nllowed » tents, checking and correcting him as he went on. On-one oecasicn Houdin was commanded to the Tuileries to give a performance before the French | court. As be passed through an ante- | room to the salen he*bade bis son to ) note the arrangement of the rooms | and the contents of the bookcases. Then at the close of, the entertain- | ment Houdin astonished his audience | by giving what he called a “secord- H sight” test. Declaring his unfamil- | iarity with the Tuilleries, Houdin, | blindfelding his son, asked him to | send his gaze through the well of the i room to the chamber beyond, to de- | ,.j.! scribe the arrangement of the cham- | ber and to read the titles of the vol- | | umes on the shelves of the bookcases. | | This feat the young lad accomplished, | to the astonishment of the court. t its shipping ne with the obituaries, You can. ce me one morning to | inaugurated so ons exchanged, and @ | necess: es printed | yyy; the-shock it find the ca {| long list of under the .m Through Hell Gate Y¥ lately from the United States is said | te be on the point of talking, It al- | sal ready makes guttural sounds which | ford to bear o its attendants can understand. Buta | dusting same dog can do as much as that. When it | ments ther: was shown ,at the ‘Buffalo exposition a Ger deaf-mutes said ub upon one of the , tongue would enable speak v » fails to supply stan- , or of the commemor: , pro’ 1 anniversary of the | ing chimpanzee would make an excel- | | lent living other talkers, it sa: bearing. selected for her fir ond love is Jules Bois, an interesting | play, transcended in myst thing Paris had ever heard before. p through the mountains of | Unluckily for Bois, some envious rival half-dozen commonplac ntaineer with scorn, “I | ; Was stroiling around the city, taking walk he came across B.ttery park,, ashington and was | across the water at Governor's island | announcing sunset. Now, this noise to a policeman who was passing by: | } sun in’ down,” r plied the officer. “ed a machine which takes herrings as | to the her and has in a short time | - | which ought to effec’ a revolution in the Mind Was Trained. Some light is thrown on the possi- AreHhaet and MUST HAVE BEEN A SHOCK. , cheeked over, and for cari | Remarkable Effect of Change of | Newspa: Headlines. | of New Haven, cror of pilot- s yacht’ into } “harbor on his visit’ to metropolis last fall, is | oli salt, who can al- the Haven observation: | od, “T used to r that printed on the same page pectable 2) nan ing, “Passed A Prod ing Chimpanzee. A chimpanzce taken to England | © had to do with slight operation | g.~ents of the animal to At that ‘ime the chimpanzee’ an doctor ion, It can even row use a type- and play the no. But these ions are overcrowded, A talk- gh, like many nothing worth 1 even th 5 Mbars ees Ts ane nl “) once or nat, Turned Cn The man Calve e Light. reported to have husband and see writer cn occult topics. His one-act “The Devil in Darkness,” was ven only cne performance at Mont- rtre. It was played in total dark- voices of different timbre speak- solemnly a dialogue that quite | realism any: | bribed the gas man to turn on the} hghts in the middle of the act, and a | e Montmartre rere discovered | , all of them “g over the misadventure. Af- | vy that Jules Ecis gave up the stage den chai The Iristm n and the Sun. { An Irishman who had just landed in New York from his home in Ireland in the sights. la the course cf his | and seeing a bench unoccupied near the water front, sat down. It’ was | on st about sunset when the Celt took seat in the park snd as he gazed j the big guns at that piace boomed, | was nevw to th» Irishman, aad he said | “Phat’s thot noise fur “Aw, it’s the remarked the Celt, the sun nivir went down thot hard in ire- Jand.”—Pailadelphia Bulletin. Herring Cleaned by Machine. Very clever is a Swedish inventor named nberg, who has construct- they come fre the net, sorts them zes recognized by the | trade, scrapes ciY their scales, cuts off their heads, splits, cleans and washes them inside and out. The machine does all this autom and turns ot .000 herrings per hour. One of the big floating herring factories which go out from Goteberg banks is to be equipped astonishing apparatus, with — thi the price of bloaters. ' American Generosity. Under the title, “Gifts and Be. quests,” Appleten’s Annual Cyclopedia enumerates gifts and bequests for public purposes which were made, 'be- came operative or were completed in the United States to the amount of more than $85,000,000, This list does not include amounts less than $5,000 nor denominational contributions for educational or benevolent purposes, ‘ nor state or municipal appropriations, © Among these excluded contributions i gre those to the American board of ,, foretgn missions, over $19,369,163. Thand you berewiih palcral financial s ie tis as .G. Robertson « No. Order- issued th and 5th preven Vilsen'ha dinar yet atiow-d | eluding 24 tons of present council at | Salary ob n Santry of su Balance due on + on aecount of chang ere on account of mince ‘Desides this amount sev- bills such as W. J. rs hardware, and others that evidently were used in the con. struction of the electric tight plant, T am at this time anable to tell if all were used for Lbis purpose or included these Yours truly, 5S. .GOLE. eral hundred in & H. D. Powe: ings aud © ie Lone. Gutstanding at paid to Avril ist. report | went over all the records Liat L could: find thai same had never heen prior 1895 there were ne stubs and yeuciers, to be! found. the aipound of we the werk somewhat i stuwed $1.4! books paid avd | y i checking with 4 e better, Ap- | conder’s records Lo akes that | other in lately told: iiders cures hihatd teen pant bab pot record of office. a agine | omuend that aise that it y to ascertiin the francial condition of this discrepances may atall times ator vil tin making mistakes of time in Ving i could ROL al- wnses of cost of ad-| lithe matter mre nehe but Radger Rprague, 650. wre No, 444. Sprague by who also sired Kate Sprague, with thirty etbers in. the . at the head of speed pro- of his adger Gitl loud No Island Dai, tell Banh by Saami cauiih Who stands st seed producing stallions of any age: bas ing 40 performers in the 2:30 ¢! aul Sprague. Jennie Lind | red by St. James. are | present enough in that fund io The manner of se-/a placing him lsaid judgments. curing these judgments bus been under contreet. Ect it will prob- | bringivg suit and not making exbi ably now be takca to Germany for the pleat ia y ing c of orders included anc orders the holder a chance to include ether suits, and the of knowing whether village had no | wa. = ‘There dre as yet a pum} of bills that are not presented! > no idea of} ber that IT know of, the total amount- outstanding, will from time to time in nfaking my) reperts call attention “bills contracted by old council.” County of Itasca, Office of County 2 that the pie uthe county » Known and dese Southwest. one-quarter oue-quarter (sw 6 of sw 4) of scetion twenty y LIGHT PLANT TO ton the ga . Mareh i602. Geo, G nt of taxes deliiauc for the year 1s . the nbove ¢ ni of land was sold to th sum of thre ). being the amount of ta for the year 1 i. alties and: costs due ton the 4th day vertis| iniz bids said land was and cee by the auditor of a. E a rsuant to the statute in such ¢; The: amount required to redeem the ce or paroel of 1 ia nine and cighty: Ss [20.88]. exclusive of thi crue upon the service of th time for redemption of of Jand from said sale days after the servi HI expire of this notice. avd proof | thereof has been filed in the office of the | ! County Anditor. Witness my hand aud official seal. this 5th | E.J. VARRELL. Ce | day of March, 190, (Acprror's SHAC. | C. ce Pa 1 = Co. : ne cirica motel te Onder 2, October 6.7192, i o. : Re « Order Not Ne or teed G. Bebe vin connate & oY 6. setryh 2.1905 J. G inert son 6 6th payment ‘. NOL. October 1902. i No. Aaa Novetnber 3, 1902, ‘exandra Kuberts, Rea b: ment on building. tecorder SPRAGUE” J M Eastwood’s Black Stallion Brought to Itasca County Horsemen of this county are mich } 4 advent of “Paul to the farm of -i wood on Trout lake. ; cent animal will get a namber of colts | >) BEXL season in Uhis vicinity, sa beautiful jet black. 6 year 154 bands high, weighing 1.075 In style and form he istmuch sth Lok his ene Chae erand eyes Jarge and J. M. East- | This magniti- mo long + long body, deep shoulders, has hair as tine as silk, aud | his, appearance is Bycecsling! y HCO Pediurees: Paul Sprague-was sired py Seiad Pou Boy. who is registered j American ‘Trotting he sired by mm Lues dger | cli age. Dam } the “head of Notice of Expiration of Redemption {STATE OF MINNE Itasca County, of the southwest » for the id dand i been paid Itasex county, nty Auditor Itasca County, Minn. spring )| firms in Clic Onder i Order No, Ww refit of pple < Ww * your house. PD COSTELLO, edor Me ino, Mare Seasonable Goods For Ladies received a complete line of 1d children’s iwples, including suits, wais' » Muslin under- | Ware, and also goods sold by the yard. ashions two leading I would be pleased | iw haye you call and inspect them. > Mrs. C. Ris Homt Bottied Beer. John Costello finds that his home bottled Minneapolis beer is meeting | j with gveat favor among | He is enabled to sell it at $2.40 per case and the demand for itis constant- | case sent to his patrons. DENTIST. — Office in Marr Bujlding.— GRAND RAPIDS, MINNESOTA DEFECTIVE Pace Confectionery, Ice Cream Soda, Ice Cream, Drin ‘Tobaccos, ‘Choice Lines of Cigars Grand Rapids, THIRD ST... Opp. Depot, sttanpintese A Mustonplese of pie Glial q _Itis absolutely. free from for ingredients. , 4. comes solely from the grain. and 4 the amber color from the oak in- which it is Repo. ei we ee He a J saveentats soeseReR See SE AERA REET, ecomplished 4 of expert geresene BURP Ree e Rae reneeey ‘N. A. PAONAULT VRDOBB EBVO PROPRIF TOR Pioneer Barber. and taken the ‘black flavoring oils, prune j dtu make new Father Marquette — is a natural, pure, perfe: t article: ce ened only by r 3 nded to those secking age pure article. 4 Tohn He eptel Sole Agent ter MEHR RE peoosgue Shop i> Your Patronage Solicited. = LELAND AVENUE. FH SAGAKA TRAM S ARSE HT om see rat oe SUPEHELRARS TETRA OE STROSS aes eS MERE Ee aa RE GRAND RAPIDS MINN. ae meee Rees est oxice Lae} c - ATeVeT ST SeEe er AYLOR THE PAINTER | BRICK LIME CEMENT Geo. F. Kremer. | Grand Tapids, Minn. Dt Fancy Inside Finish Paper Hanging SVUA®SPSVMELSPSMAE SF beset as Etc.. postal ard will brip CSPSVWSVSWHASLS VSP SELES Itasca County ie Abstract Office | ARS TRA AC ZS: REAL: ESLATLE, FIRE INSURANCE. eM FP. SHELDON. First National Bank, Grand Rapids, Minn. wets a General Backing Business. MER & KING. GES I. SPRAR A. B. CLAIR, Register of Deeds of Itasen County: Mineral Pine ana Farming Lands SMumpage Bought. GRAND RAPIDS, E W ure & PRICE LAWYERS (Office Over Metzger’s Meat Market) "GRAND RAYIbs, 815-8:6 Torry Building Duluth Minn GEORGE THAYER CONTRACTOR AND BUILDER. Stone Walls. Cisterns and Chimneys | ABSPRACTS OF | GRAND RAPIDS. I. RHODES. PAINTER Practical Plasterer, Grard Rapids, Minn. Call at Residence on Sleeper Opposite J.J. Do You Want A Home? Houghton’s Addition with small house and good garden for sale cheap if take | Smail payment and easy terms op Paper hanger Ali woik guaranteed, Leave Orders at Steven’s Hotel. W.. E. NEA Ly Pine and Farming i Lanc nds. ROOM HOUSE lots, fenced, city water, in best loca- Stone foundation under house. We also have many desirable res dence lots that Gravian thie in tite “ats cellent Sites facturing Enterprises. Prospective Settlers Located. spondence Solicited. | The Most FE: | FARM LANDS at prices and terms | that will sell on sight. Reishl's-Remer Land Ca. Grand Rapids, At Village Halil, Monday Evening, April 27th, 1903.

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